1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,083 Good morning, bikini bottom! 2 00:00:22,117 --> 00:00:24,117 It is a very special day today 3 00:00:24,152 --> 00:00:26,980 Because we've got the new single from boys who cry, 4 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:28,980 It's all about you. 5 00:00:50,255 --> 00:00:52,807 - Yeah, it's all about me. 6 00:00:53,842 --> 00:00:57,117 - On my 16th birthday. 7 00:00:57,152 --> 00:01:00,324 I want music and clothes and shiny things. 8 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:03,255 So give it up right away. 9 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:05,497 Everybody in the whole wide world 10 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:08,152 They have to pay attention to me. 11 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:10,152 It's all about me, me... 12 00:01:10,186 --> 00:01:11,635 And guess who. 13 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:12,704 Me! 14 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:17,773 Crash! 15 00:01:17,807 --> 00:01:19,566 - Neptune's treasures! 16 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,324 - Morning, daddy. 17 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:23,669 - Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room 18 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:24,669 On the ground floor? 19 00:01:24,704 --> 00:01:26,497 - Oh, daddy. 20 00:01:26,531 --> 00:01:29,842 I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day. 21 00:01:30,876 --> 00:01:32,152 It is? 22 00:01:32,186 --> 00:01:34,807 Oh, I mean, it is! 23 00:01:34,842 --> 00:01:36,669 Very special! 24 00:01:36,704 --> 00:01:39,497 Very, very special indeed. 25 00:01:39,531 --> 00:01:42,014 - You have no idea what day tomorrow is, do you? 26 00:01:42,048 --> 00:01:43,014 - None at all. 27 00:01:43,048 --> 00:01:46,497 - It's my 16th birthday! 28 00:01:46,531 --> 00:01:47,704 - I knew that. 29 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:50,152 How could you think I wouldn't know that? 30 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:51,635 What are you going to be, 12? 31 00:01:51,669 --> 00:01:53,738 - I'm going to be 16! 32 00:01:53,773 --> 00:01:57,324 It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. 33 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:59,842 If I don't have a completely awesome party, 34 00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:02,669 My whole high school reputation will collapse. 35 00:02:02,704 --> 00:02:03,842 I'll have to drop out. 36 00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:05,152 I won't go off to college. 37 00:02:05,186 --> 00:02:06,600 I'll never leave home. 38 00:02:06,635 --> 00:02:09,566 You'll have to support me for the rest of my life. 39 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,497 Well, we don't want that to happen. 40 00:02:13,531 --> 00:02:16,738 - Then promise me you'll give me a real party this year. 41 00:02:16,773 --> 00:02:18,876 And don't be cheap. 42 00:02:20,669 --> 00:02:22,152 Hi, girls. 43 00:02:22,186 --> 00:02:23,152 - Hi, pearl. 44 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,428 - Are you guys coming 45 00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:26,842 To my totally coral birthday party tomorrow? 46 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:28,255 - I don't know, pearl. 47 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:31,497 Is this going to be as totally coral as last year 48 00:02:31,531 --> 00:02:35,221 When your dad passed out paper clips as party favors? 49 00:02:36,669 --> 00:02:38,980 - Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? 50 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:40,152 Please. 51 00:02:40,186 --> 00:02:42,152 - Remember the pony ride? 52 00:02:42,186 --> 00:02:44,807 I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. 53 00:02:50,014 --> 00:02:51,083 Daddy! 54 00:02:52,117 --> 00:02:54,704 Everybody, brace for impact! 55 00:02:56,669 --> 00:02:59,014 Tell me you've got something totally coral 56 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,186 Planned for my birthday party. 57 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:03,807 - Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. 58 00:03:03,842 --> 00:03:05,497 Everything is all set. 59 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:08,014 Why, I've already got the party favors: 60 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:10,324 Bubble wrap! 61 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:13,186 This year's gonna be a blast. 62 00:03:13,221 --> 00:03:16,393 - Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties. 63 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,221 But you better not ruin this one. 64 00:03:18,255 --> 00:03:20,393 Now, promise me you won't be cheap. 65 00:03:20,428 --> 00:03:21,807 I promise. 66 00:03:21,842 --> 00:03:22,807 - Good. 67 00:03:22,842 --> 00:03:25,566 Because I made a list. 68 00:03:27,842 --> 00:03:32,980 Now, I want everything on this list at my party. 69 00:03:33,014 --> 00:03:34,669 Bye. 70 00:03:34,704 --> 00:03:37,669 I'll be at the mall with my friends. 71 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:38,807 - Spongebob! 72 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:39,980 - Yes, mr. Krabs? 73 00:03:40,014 --> 00:03:41,324 - While I plan the party, 74 00:03:41,359 --> 00:03:42,980 I want you to buy pearl's present. 75 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,152 Here you go, boy. 76 00:03:44,186 --> 00:03:45,807 - What's this, mr. Krabs? 77 00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:46,600 - It's me credit card. 78 00:03:46,635 --> 00:03:48,393 You use it instead of money. 79 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,324 - I can buy stuff with just this piece of plastic? 80 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:52,773 I don't need money? 81 00:03:52,807 --> 00:03:54,669 - Exactly. - Whoa. 82 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:57,324 - Now remember, nothing's too good for me little pearl. 83 00:03:57,359 --> 00:03:59,359 I wanted to give her nothing, 84 00:03:59,393 --> 00:04:01,324 But she's too good for that. 85 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:03,669 Now follow her around and see what she likes. 86 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:05,807 You know, do some detective work. 87 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:07,152 - Detective work. 88 00:04:07,186 --> 00:04:08,876 I'm going undercover. 89 00:04:11,704 --> 00:04:13,635 - So that's when marcie told me 90 00:04:13,669 --> 00:04:16,531 That julie said that angela did like brad. 91 00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:20,221 - Angela likes brad. 92 00:04:20,255 --> 00:04:21,462 - Oh, my gosh! 93 00:04:21,497 --> 00:04:23,324 This is the greatest thing I have seen 94 00:04:23,359 --> 00:04:25,462 In the whole world. 95 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,600 - I'd like to buy that piece of plastic 96 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:31,462 With this piece of plastic. 97 00:04:31,497 --> 00:04:34,221 - Mr. Krabs, huh? 98 00:04:34,255 --> 00:04:35,635 Quick. How do you spell "krabs"? 99 00:04:35,669 --> 00:04:36,842 - Um... 100 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,428 I'm pretty sure it has a "b" in it. 101 00:04:38,462 --> 00:04:41,221 - Close enough. 102 00:04:41,255 --> 00:04:42,221 Here you go, kid. 103 00:04:42,255 --> 00:04:43,773 - That's it? Huh. 104 00:04:43,807 --> 00:04:46,566 I'll never understand the workings of high finance. 105 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,738 - Wow. 106 00:04:47,773 --> 00:04:49,980 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen 107 00:04:50,014 --> 00:04:51,704 In the whole world. 108 00:04:51,738 --> 00:04:53,704 Glitter gloss. 109 00:04:53,738 --> 00:04:54,531 - Oh, no. 110 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:56,048 I bought the wrong present. 111 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,980 - Pearl, you have got to see this. 112 00:04:58,014 --> 00:04:59,566 - Coming, judy. 113 00:05:04,773 --> 00:05:08,221 - Now, this is obviously the greatest present ever. 114 00:05:09,635 --> 00:05:13,152 This is the greatest thing in the whole world! 115 00:05:15,428 --> 00:05:17,393 - The banner's up, mr. Krabs. 116 00:05:17,428 --> 00:05:19,566 - I've had that since the day she was born. 117 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,807 I got it on sale. 118 00:05:21,842 --> 00:05:24,462 - I'm sure she'll love it, mr. Krabs. 119 00:05:27,876 --> 00:05:30,807 - This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. 120 00:05:30,842 --> 00:05:34,324 Do you want to come home and be my pony? 121 00:05:34,359 --> 00:05:36,428 Wee! 122 00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:41,359 - Pearl, come here. 123 00:05:41,393 --> 00:05:43,152 This is so coral. 124 00:05:47,945 --> 00:05:51,462 - Oh, my gosh. It's billy fishkin. 125 00:05:51,497 --> 00:05:53,152 hi, billy. 126 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,152 - Meep. 127 00:05:56,048 --> 00:05:57,980 - Oh, isn't he dreamy? 128 00:06:02,186 --> 00:06:04,152 - Price check on four. 129 00:06:04,186 --> 00:06:05,531 - Meep. 130 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,014 - I finished pearl's portrait, mr. Krabs. 131 00:06:08,048 --> 00:06:11,359 It's a true masterpiece. 132 00:06:11,393 --> 00:06:12,738 - Hey... 133 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,911 Maybe I should have hired that ice sculptor. 134 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:16,083 - Ice sculptor? 135 00:06:16,117 --> 00:06:18,221 Any fool can sculpt in ice. 136 00:06:18,255 --> 00:06:19,911 It takes true genius 137 00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:23,152 To transform 400 pounds of raw krabby patties 138 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:26,393 Into a work of such majesty. 139 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,980 - Yeah. 140 00:06:28,014 --> 00:06:29,669 Well, we've got the decor covered. 141 00:06:29,704 --> 00:06:32,393 Now, how about entertainment? Let me see here. 142 00:06:32,428 --> 00:06:35,876 Pearl wants some boy band called boys who cry. 143 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:37,152 - Boys who cry? 144 00:06:37,186 --> 00:06:38,600 They're my favorite band. 145 00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:41,876 They charge a million dollars just to show up. 146 00:06:41,911 --> 00:06:44,083 If you want them to lip-Sync, it'll run into real money. 147 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:45,290 - You're a real fan, huh? 148 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:46,324 - Oh, yeah. 149 00:06:46,359 --> 00:06:48,290 I know all their songs. 150 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:51,048 All their songs? 151 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:01,048 Beep! Cha-Ching! 152 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,462 Beep! Cha-Ching! 153 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:23,393 - Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday? 154 00:07:23,428 --> 00:07:25,497 - It sure would be, if he was cool... 155 00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:27,704 Which he's not. 156 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:31,600 - Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples. 157 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,566 - It's almost time for the party to start. 158 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,462 - I'm back, mr. Krabs. 159 00:07:37,497 --> 00:07:38,807 - Spongebob, what took you so long? 160 00:07:38,842 --> 00:07:40,531 And where's pearl's present? 161 00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:43,497 - The delivery truck will be here momentarily. 162 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,290 - Here she comes, mr. Krabs. 163 00:07:45,324 --> 00:07:48,738 - Everybody get in position. 164 00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:51,980 happy birthday! 165 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,911 - "It's a boy"? 166 00:07:55,324 --> 00:07:57,152 - Daddy! 167 00:08:02,186 --> 00:08:04,600 - Stale popcorn. 168 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:09,635 It tastes like dishwater. 169 00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:11,462 - It is dishwater. 170 00:08:14,324 --> 00:08:17,566 - Is that supposed to be me? 171 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,911 It's made out of krabby patties. 172 00:08:19,945 --> 00:08:21,704 Gross! 173 00:08:21,738 --> 00:08:23,980 - Who wants cake? 174 00:08:24,014 --> 00:08:26,359 - Well, the cake does look good. 175 00:08:26,393 --> 00:08:27,359 Chomp! 176 00:08:28,531 --> 00:08:31,014 It's made out of cardboard. 177 00:08:31,048 --> 00:08:32,462 - And frosting. 178 00:08:32,497 --> 00:08:33,497 - Wow, pearl. 179 00:08:33,531 --> 00:08:36,324 16 lame parties in a row. 180 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:38,152 Must be a new record. 181 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:39,462 Let's get out of here. 182 00:08:39,497 --> 00:08:40,462 - Wait. 183 00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:41,497 Don't leave. 184 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,980 My dad got boys who cry to play. 185 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:46,186 You did get boys who cry, right? 186 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,462 - Ooh, even better, sweetie. 187 00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:49,462 Hit it. 188 00:08:51,048 --> 00:08:53,807 - Hello, ladies. 189 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,462 - Hey, that is not boys who cry. 190 00:09:09,497 --> 00:09:10,807 - Yeah. 191 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,014 - Boo! 192 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,014 - What a rip-Off. 193 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:14,152 - This stinks! 194 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,635 - Daddy, how could you? 195 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:21,462 I gave you a list. 196 00:09:24,221 --> 00:09:26,324 - Pearl, come back. 197 00:09:28,324 --> 00:09:29,669 Smack! 198 00:09:31,117 --> 00:09:32,842 - You ruined everything. 199 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,290 You couldn't stop being cheap, even for me. 200 00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:41,462 - I'll make it up to you somehow, pearl. 201 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,014 - That's it! 202 00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,117 Back it up. 203 00:09:44,152 --> 00:09:45,980 Right there. 204 00:09:46,014 --> 00:09:47,290 Let 'er go. 205 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:48,945 Crash! 206 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:56,186 - You bought me a boat? 207 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,462 - I did? 208 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,497 I mean... 209 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,497 I did? 210 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,186 wow. 211 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:07,014 - Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this. 212 00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:08,462 - Just watch. 213 00:10:08,497 --> 00:10:10,117 Hit it, boys. 214 00:10:33,428 --> 00:10:35,359 How much is all this costing me? 215 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,152 Here's the receipt. 216 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:39,152 I ought to— 217 00:10:39,186 --> 00:10:40,428 - Oh, daddy. 218 00:10:40,462 --> 00:10:43,462 You got me everything I wanted. 219 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:45,669 Smooch! 220 00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:49,807 - Ah, nothing's too good for me daughter. 221 00:10:49,842 --> 00:10:52,497 - You're a good dad, mr. Krabs. 222 00:10:52,531 --> 00:11:02,531 - Don't push your luck, boy. 223 00:11:07,152 --> 00:11:08,635 - Okay, gary. 224 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,738 Ready for your yearly shell-Waxing? 225 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,600 Just look at that shine. 226 00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:24,117 Now, let's check under the hood. 227 00:11:24,152 --> 00:11:26,773 Jeez, gary. This place is a real snail-Sty. 228 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,462 - Still? From new year's eve? 229 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,980 - What? 230 00:11:32,014 --> 00:11:34,531 I've been looking everywhere for this, gary! 231 00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:37,497 My favorite novelty t-Shirt. 232 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,014 Ooh! Someone's here. 233 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,497 - Special delivery for spongebob squarepants. 234 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:46,014 - Special delivery? 235 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,807 Just for me? 236 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:49,186 You think I'm... 237 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:50,186 Special? 238 00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:55,048 - All right, do we have to go through this 239 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,014 Every time I give you your mail? 240 00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:58,186 Sheesh! 241 00:11:58,221 --> 00:11:59,428 - What could it be today, gary? 242 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:01,497 - A videotape? 243 00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:03,014 "You're a winner! 244 00:12:03,048 --> 00:12:05,462 Spongebob squarepants." 245 00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:08,428 I'm spongebob squarepants! 246 00:12:10,462 --> 00:12:12,083 Tv announcer: karate island! 247 00:12:12,117 --> 00:12:14,255 A serene and exotic location 248 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,842 Where nature and beauty abound 249 00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:18,428 And hundreds of fighting styles collide 250 00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:20,359 In a wave of non-Stop, pulsating, 251 00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:22,531 No-Holds barred action! 252 00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:25,186 For centuries, the world's top karate artists 253 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:29,359 Have journeyed to this land to be crowned king of karate. 254 00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:30,497 - King... 255 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:31,669 Of karate? 256 00:12:31,704 --> 00:12:33,186 now it's your turn... 257 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:35,014 - Spongebob squarepants. 258 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:37,014 you've won an all-Expense paid trip 259 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,462 To karate island... 260 00:12:38,497 --> 00:12:40,014 Hiyah! 261 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,876 Where you will be crowned this year's 262 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:44,359 King of karate. 263 00:12:44,393 --> 00:12:45,635 - Ooh... 264 00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:47,186 Did you hear that, gary? 265 00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:49,048 I'm going to crowned... 266 00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:53,255 King of karate! 267 00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:59,048 Whoo-Hoo! 268 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,014 Hi... 269 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,014 Yah! 270 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,290 - Howdy, spongebob. 271 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:05,462 - Hello, sandy. 272 00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:06,635 Have you heard the news? 273 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:08,773 I've been invited to karate island 274 00:13:08,807 --> 00:13:10,531 To be crowned the king of karate. 275 00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:11,704 - Karate island? 276 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:12,980 I've never heard of karate island. 277 00:13:13,014 --> 00:13:14,462 - Oh, sure, sandy, 278 00:13:14,497 --> 00:13:15,773 All the big karate experts go there. 279 00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:16,980 - But... 280 00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:18,738 My karate is better than yours by a country mile, 281 00:13:18,773 --> 00:13:20,393 And I've never been invited. 282 00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:22,014 - Maybe your karate was the best, 283 00:13:22,048 --> 00:13:24,600 But now they've recognized a new number one. 284 00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:26,531 - There's something rotten in the alamo. 285 00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:27,945 I'd better tag along with you 286 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,255 And see if it's on the up-And-Up. 287 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,669 - All right, sandy, 288 00:13:30,704 --> 00:13:32,876 You can come with me to witness my "crowning" moment. 289 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:38,186 Are we there yet? 290 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:39,704 - Yup, that's it over there. 291 00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:41,945 - What makes you think that's karate island? 292 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,186 - I don't know. 293 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:44,324 Lucky guess? 294 00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:59,393 - Hello, there, the king of karate has arrived. 295 00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:02,669 - Welcome to my island, spongebob-San. 296 00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:04,497 - Oh, thank you. 297 00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:05,773 - I am master udon. 298 00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:08,152 - Howdy, master udon. Sandy cheeks. 299 00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:10,117 I do a little karate myself. 300 00:14:10,152 --> 00:14:11,876 - Sandy, sandy, sandy. 301 00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:15,393 Mr. Udon isn't interested in a karate novice like you. 302 00:14:15,428 --> 00:14:18,048 He only has time for royalty. 303 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,635 - Oh, brother. 304 00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:22,186 - Please, show me some of your moves, 305 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:24,014 Master spongebob. 306 00:14:24,048 --> 00:14:26,980 - You hear that, sandy? He called me "master." 307 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,773 Bring on your best fighters! 308 00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:30,152 I'll try to go easy on them. 309 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,186 - Hiyah! 310 00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:34,531 - Spongebob, your karate's not good enough 311 00:14:34,566 --> 00:14:36,014 To handle those sidewinders. 312 00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:37,221 - Pa-Shaw! 313 00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:38,359 Watch and learn, sister. 314 00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:48,428 - Yup, that's how the king of karate does it. 315 00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:49,876 Who's next? 316 00:14:49,911 --> 00:14:53,048 - Something smells like rancid rodeo around here. 317 00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:56,393 - Excellent. 318 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,186 Truly, you are king of karate. 319 00:14:59,221 --> 00:15:00,669 - The one and only. 320 00:15:00,704 --> 00:15:03,773 - We must make ready for your coronation. 321 00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:06,669 - I'm ready to be king of karate! 322 00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:10,807 - King of karate-San, 323 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:14,359 It is time for you to take your rightful place 324 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:16,083 On your throne. 325 00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:18,773 - My throne. 326 00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:24,186 - All right, udon, I'm onto you. 327 00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:27,048 This place is as crooked as a dizzy sidewinder. 328 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,048 - Come, sandy, 329 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,531 Take your place next to the king 330 00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,186 And share in my crowning achievement. 331 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,669 Clap! Clap! 332 00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,083 Bring a seat for my air-Breathing friend. 333 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:42,704 - Spongebob, y'all are getting a bit wily. 334 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:45,359 - Oh, do I detect a note of jealously, sandy? 335 00:15:45,393 --> 00:15:48,186 - Heck, I could karate you into a country fiddle 336 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,048 With one paw tied behind my back. 337 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,186 But who's being crowned king of karate? 338 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:54,669 Not you. 339 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,186 - I'm getting off this crazy train! 340 00:15:57,738 --> 00:16:00,359 - Master, don't worry about her. 341 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:04,117 She is missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime. 342 00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:07,773 Let the coronation begin! 343 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:10,945 - Sandy's gonna miss out big-Time. 344 00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,359 Click! 345 00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:23,669 - That dang spongebob. 346 00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:25,048 Who does he think he is? 347 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,704 I taught that yellow egomaniac 348 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:28,290 Everything he knows about fighting, 349 00:16:28,324 --> 00:16:29,324 And that ain't much. 350 00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:31,911 - No! 351 00:16:31,945 --> 00:16:33,117 - Spongebob's in trouble! 352 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,669 Spongebob is the "king of karate." 353 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,014 He doesn't need me. 354 00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,842 Eh, he can handle this himself. 355 00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,566 - Sandy, I need you! 356 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,221 I can't handle this myself! 357 00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:44,669 - Hold on, buddy! 358 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,635 - No! 359 00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:48,635 Sandy! 360 00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:49,876 - She will never reach you. 361 00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,324 She must first pass through... 362 00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:55,324 - The four floors of fear. 363 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,014 - Spongebob? 364 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,014 - Ha. 365 00:16:58,048 --> 00:16:59,186 Ha-Ha-Ha. 366 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,566 You cannot pass 367 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,462 Unless you defeat me, the tickler, 368 00:17:02,497 --> 00:17:03,738 And my iron-Finger style. 369 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,359 Ha-Ha! 370 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,324 Ha-Ha. 371 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,290 Look! 372 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:15,669 - Prepare for the tickling of your life! 373 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,221 Taste these! 374 00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:19,014 Oh, no! 375 00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:20,738 Jelly-Filled doughnuts! 376 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,531 How did you know they were my weakness? 377 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:24,773 No one can resist jelly-Filled. 378 00:17:24,807 --> 00:17:25,773 Hiyah! 379 00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:28,324 Hiyah! 380 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,117 Hiyah! Hiyah! 381 00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:31,255 Hiyah! 382 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,083 Sticky around. 383 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,876 I'll be back with the glazed. 384 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,014 - I could use a wet-Nap. 385 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:38,290 - All right, who's next? 386 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,669 - Halt. 387 00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:44,014 No one advances past me, lip service, 388 00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:49,048 And my power-Flexy dynamo-Lip thruster style. 389 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,738 - Hiyah! 390 00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:53,600 - Dance, squirrel! Dance! 391 00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:59,359 - Advanced hair-Dryer style. 392 00:18:00,738 --> 00:18:03,186 What do you expect to do with that? 393 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,428 Oh, no! 394 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,773 Not chapped lips! 395 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,842 Crunch! 396 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,290 - That's enough lip out of you. 397 00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:22,531 Whaa! 398 00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:29,324 - No one has ever made it to the lair of filthy phil. 399 00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:33,531 No one passes except me. 400 00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:39,290 Now, feel the sting of my horrible body odor! 401 00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:46,635 - Ha-Ha, phil! 402 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,531 Your foul stench can't permeate my fresh-Air dome. 403 00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:51,186 - Fresh-Air dome? 404 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:54,669 Man. 405 00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:56,497 I really do stink. 406 00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:02,255 - Hiyah! 407 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:05,014 - You are one impressive squirrel. 408 00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:06,945 You even made a costume change. 409 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,428 - Release spongebob! 410 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,497 - Never. 411 00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:11,842 Thud! 412 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:17,152 - He is forbidden to leave until... 413 00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:19,393 He signs this contract. 414 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:21,911 - What are you talking about? - Real estate. 415 00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,186 - You mean this whole thing was a scam 416 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:24,704 To get us to buy real estate? 417 00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:25,876 - Yes. 418 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:27,842 If there was a real karate island, 419 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,290 I'd be a millionaire. 420 00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:31,566 - You mean I'm not king of karate? 421 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 - No. 422 00:19:32,635 --> 00:19:35,152 But you could be king of condos. 423 00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:36,669 Here, let me explain. 424 00:19:36,704 --> 00:19:38,186 It's really quite simple. 425 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:39,462 You see, 426 00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:42,842 If you invest in a timeshare here on condo island, 427 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:47,221 You can see your equity increase tenfold. 428 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,014 Perhaps you and your yellow friend 429 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,807 Would like to set up a timeshare plan? 430 00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:54,497 - Don't do it, sandy! 431 00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:05,600 Hiyah! 432 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:08,876 I won't give in to your timeshare vacation scam! 433 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:11,600 - Then give in to my fists. 434 00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:26,359 Hiyah! 435 00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:06,117 Splash! 436 00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:08,393 - You're in the soup now, udon! 437 00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:13,255 - Sandy, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk back there. 438 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,807 Thanks for saving me from... 439 00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:15,807 Gulp! 440 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,324 Buying a condo. 441 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,531 - Oh, shucks, spongebob, that's what friends are for. 442 00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:22,014 - I still have one question, though. 443 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,669 Does this mean I'm not king of karate anymore? 444 00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,669 - You are in my book, spongebob. 445 00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:29,048 You are in my book. 446 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,669 Now, let me tell you about real estate. 447 00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:33,255 It's all about location... 448 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,359 - I'm here! 449 00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:40,221 The king of clarinets has arrived!