1 00:00:06,530 --> 00:00:08,151 One Monster Krabby Patty, please. 2 00:00:08,254 --> 00:00:11,358 Humph. No one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages. 3 00:00:11,461 --> 00:00:12,358 SpongeBob? 4 00:00:12,461 --> 00:00:13,944 One Monster Krabby Patty. 5 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,703 D-d-did you say a M-Monster Krabby Patty? 6 00:00:18,806 --> 00:00:20,910 Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty. 7 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,668 Monster Krabby Patty? 8 00:00:23,772 --> 00:00:25,737 Monster Krabby Patty? 9 00:00:25,841 --> 00:00:28,013 Monster Krabby Patty? 10 00:00:30,082 --> 00:00:31,082 Oh, dear Neptune. 11 00:00:31,185 --> 00:00:32,910 Oh, boy. 12 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:34,944 We can do this! 13 00:00:35,047 --> 00:00:36,875 At the count of three, we flip! 14 00:00:36,978 --> 00:00:37,944 Ready? 15 00:00:38,047 --> 00:00:39,565 One... 16 00:00:39,668 --> 00:00:40,599 two... 17 00:00:40,703 --> 00:00:41,599 three! 18 00:00:41,703 --> 00:00:44,082 Oh... bad. 19 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:15,047 Go on. 20 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,116 Well, we'd better get back to work. 21 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,496 Work? 22 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:34,806 How could I go back to work without... 23 00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:35,944 without Spat? 24 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:37,151 Use another spatula. 25 00:01:37,254 --> 00:01:38,496 What? 26 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,254 There is only one spatula for me, 27 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:42,737 and that is Spat. 28 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,599 Spat, wait up! Spat! 29 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:47,530 I'm coming, Spat! 30 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:51,841 Oh, Spat. 31 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:55,599 We've been through so much together. 32 00:02:49,013 --> 00:02:51,289 There's no easy way to say this. 33 00:02:51,392 --> 00:02:52,634 SpongeBob, if I were you, 34 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,047 I would give serious consideration 35 00:02:55,151 --> 00:02:58,565 to start thinking about... a replacement spatula. 36 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,634 Go home, get some rest. 37 00:03:02,737 --> 00:03:05,565 We'll... try to do everything we can. 38 00:03:05,668 --> 00:03:07,668 Thank you, Doctor. 39 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:08,978 Oh, I'm not a doctor. 40 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:11,841 I'm an actor researching for a role. 41 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:13,392 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 42 00:03:13,496 --> 00:03:15,978 I am so totally gonna get this part! 43 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,013 Replacement spatula? 44 00:03:28,116 --> 00:03:30,358 How could anything ever replace... 45 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,013 Hey, look at that! 46 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:36,082 Ooh! 47 00:03:36,772 --> 00:03:37,772 Looks fancy. 48 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,013 So shiny... 49 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:43,599 Oh, those lines, so... sleek. 50 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:45,047 What am I talking about? 51 00:03:45,151 --> 00:03:46,634 I don't need this! 52 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,185 Maybe I do need this. 53 00:03:52,634 --> 00:03:54,806 I would give serious consideration to... 54 00:03:56,254 --> 00:03:59,392 a replacement spatula. 55 00:04:02,668 --> 00:04:05,220 Uh-uh. No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula. 56 00:04:05,323 --> 00:04:08,358 It's very, very expensive. I'm sorry. 57 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:10,806 Of course, if you purchase this fine item, 58 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:12,530 you may... hold it. 59 00:04:12,634 --> 00:04:14,910 Well, I've got some loose change in my pocket. 60 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:16,116 Will this cover it? 61 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,047 Um... 62 00:04:22,151 --> 00:04:23,668 No. 63 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:25,703 How about now? 64 00:04:25,806 --> 00:04:26,841 No. 65 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:28,082 Now? 66 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,185 No. 67 00:04:29,289 --> 00:04:31,013 Now? No. 68 00:04:31,116 --> 00:04:32,806 Now? No. 69 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:34,737 Now? No. 70 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:38,082 Now? 71 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:39,392 No. 72 00:04:41,772 --> 00:04:43,185 That's everything I have. 73 00:04:43,289 --> 00:04:45,254 Now can I buy Le Spatula? 74 00:04:45,358 --> 00:04:47,220 Everything, huh? 75 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,565 Nice outfit. 76 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,082 Good evening, sir. 77 00:04:52,185 --> 00:04:53,013 Yaah! 78 00:04:55,116 --> 00:04:56,082 Hmph! 79 00:04:56,185 --> 00:04:57,978 Oh! Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? 80 00:05:02,565 --> 00:05:04,427 Mm, breezy today, heh. 81 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:07,082 Nice outfit, SpongeBob! 82 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,392 Thanks, Squidward. 83 00:05:10,496 --> 00:05:11,910 It was worth every penny. 84 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:14,289 What's all the lollygagging about? 85 00:05:14,392 --> 00:05:17,841 Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob! 86 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:20,668 This better be good! 87 00:05:22,116 --> 00:05:24,978 Soon everyone will know of your beauty. 88 00:05:25,082 --> 00:05:27,910 All right, what's going on in... Oh! 89 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:31,185 Don't you have any shame, boy? 90 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,289 All my shame went in here, Mr. Krabs. 91 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,668 Le Spa-tu-ler! 92 00:05:34,772 --> 00:05:36,565 What in blazes isthat? 93 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:39,427 Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. 94 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:42,496 Well, what can it do? 95 00:05:42,599 --> 00:05:44,047 Can it make me famous? 96 00:05:44,151 --> 00:05:47,530 Anything you want and more! 97 00:05:47,634 --> 00:05:48,806 Ooh, that sounds exciting. 98 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:50,599 Let me have a go at it! 99 00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:53,289 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do. 100 00:05:53,392 --> 00:05:56,013 What? Are you going against your commanding officer? 101 00:05:56,116 --> 00:05:57,530 No, it's not that. 102 00:05:57,634 --> 00:06:00,668 It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering 103 00:06:00,772 --> 00:06:03,082 that takes quality time to master. 104 00:06:03,185 --> 00:06:05,254 With that fancy machinery, I expect you 105 00:06:05,358 --> 00:06:07,392 to make Krabby Patties twice as fast. 106 00:06:07,496 --> 00:06:10,323 Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. 107 00:06:10,427 --> 00:06:11,565 In fact... 108 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:13,289 Le Spatula 3000, 109 00:06:13,392 --> 00:06:14,806 at your service. 110 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:16,703 Huh! Impressive. 111 00:06:16,806 --> 00:06:19,323 Well, let's see that thing impress me even more— 112 00:06:19,427 --> 00:06:20,737 by bringing in more customers 113 00:06:20,841 --> 00:06:22,461 and more money in me pocket. 114 00:06:24,323 --> 00:06:27,703 Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. 115 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,254 Ready to show 'em, buddy? 116 00:06:29,358 --> 00:06:31,944 Oh, it's okay, no need to be shy. 117 00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:34,668 It's always tough the first day on the job. 118 00:06:34,772 --> 00:06:37,358 Uh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please? 119 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:39,910 SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty. 120 00:06:40,013 --> 00:06:43,185 One Krabby Patty coming up lickety-split. 121 00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:51,668 Spat, is there something wrong, pal? 122 00:06:51,772 --> 00:06:54,944 I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, 123 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,496 Krabby Patty! 124 00:06:56,599 --> 00:06:59,461 I am designed for the utmost in culinary cuisine. 125 00:06:59,565 --> 00:07:00,634 No less! 126 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:03,841 But... but I thought we were friends. 127 00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:05,323 Friends with you? Ha! 128 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:08,254 We are not even in the same social class! 129 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:14,634 Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! 130 00:07:16,427 --> 00:07:18,599 Le Spatula, wait! 131 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:21,427 I gave up everything for you! 132 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:23,427 We had something! 133 00:07:24,668 --> 00:07:26,599 How's thatfor something? 134 00:07:26,703 --> 00:07:27,703 Au revoir, peasant! 135 00:07:27,806 --> 00:07:31,323 Have fun ladling in your greasy spoon! 136 00:07:32,978 --> 00:07:34,668 What happened? 137 00:07:34,772 --> 00:07:37,047 My spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs! 138 00:07:37,151 --> 00:07:38,978 But how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties 139 00:07:39,082 --> 00:07:40,841 without a spatu-ler? 140 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,978 I hada spatula once, 141 00:07:43,082 --> 00:07:44,806 a realspatula, 142 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,841 one that stood by me through thick and thin, 143 00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:49,806 through grease and gristle, 144 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:52,151 and I betrayed his loyalty... 145 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,668 like a fool! 146 00:07:53,772 --> 00:07:56,634 I always did like your old spatu-ler. 147 00:07:56,737 --> 00:08:00,082 He got the job done right every time. 148 00:08:00,185 --> 00:08:02,358 You're right, Mr. Krabs. 149 00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:06,599 The truemeasure of a good spatula is by his actions, 150 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:09,220 not by some fancy chrome and buttons! 151 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,565 I've got to find my old spatula! 152 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:14,392 Go to him! Go now, boy! 153 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:17,047 Go before I lose all me customers! 154 00:08:24,565 --> 00:08:25,875 Spatula? 155 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:27,047 It can't be true! 156 00:08:27,151 --> 00:08:29,703 It's too late! 157 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:33,116 SpongeBob, I... I hate to tell you this. 158 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:37,599 I know! He's moved on to that big kitchen drawer in the sky! 159 00:08:37,703 --> 00:08:39,806 He's... gone! 160 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,427 Actually, it's not that. 161 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:43,392 I didn't get the acting part. 162 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:44,875 Oh, I'm so sorry. 163 00:08:44,978 --> 00:08:47,358 Oh, by the way, 164 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,013 that's not your spatula. 165 00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:51,323 Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. 166 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:55,530 Spatula! 167 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:58,530 Old buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! 168 00:09:00,737 --> 00:09:02,220 Spatula, what's wrong? 169 00:09:03,737 --> 00:09:05,978 But I didn't mean to betray you. 170 00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:07,703 Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. 171 00:09:07,806 --> 00:09:10,220 Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. 172 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,806 It was a moment of weakness! 173 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,634 I'm sorry! 174 00:09:15,737 --> 00:09:18,806 Oh, what have I done? 175 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,496 What have I done? 176 00:09:26,978 --> 00:09:30,530 All that glitters is not gold. 177 00:09:38,392 --> 00:09:40,703 Good-bye, best friend! 178 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:02,427 I'll never find another spatula like him again. 179 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,530 Spatula? 180 00:10:08,427 --> 00:10:09,737 You're back! 181 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:21,461 Oh, Spatula, now that we're together again, 182 00:10:21,565 --> 00:10:24,323 nothing will ever separate us. 183 00:10:24,427 --> 00:10:26,565 One Monster Krabby Patty. 184 00:10:28,392 --> 00:10:31,047 Okay, buddy, we can do this. 185 00:10:31,151 --> 00:10:33,737 Ready? One... two... 186 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,772 three! 187 00:10:36,254 --> 00:10:39,047 Ooh! 188 00:10:58,289 --> 00:10:59,737 Nothing. Ah, well. 189 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,772 That sounds like a quarter crying for help. 190 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:06,461 Come to papa! 191 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,358 Hold it right there, buddy. 192 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:11,151 My son just dropped that quarter. 193 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,703 Yeah? Well, that kid looks pretty shifty to me. 194 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:16,737 How do I know he didn't steal it? 195 00:11:18,082 --> 00:11:19,323 Hey! 196 00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:22,289 That little brat's throwing perfectly good money away! 197 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:24,289 Oh, so if I can't have it, 198 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,772 no one... 199 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,530 I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole! 200 00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:31,461 Poor little quarter. 201 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,496 What the...? 202 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:34,772 This well is full of money! 203 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,772 Don't worry, little fellas! 204 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,634 I'll save you! 205 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,841 Oh, it's no use. 206 00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,944 Me poop deck's too big. 207 00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:48,323 Make a wish, dear. 208 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:51,254 All my wishes have already come true. 209 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:53,013 Oh, you. 210 00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:54,392 No! 211 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,737 I'll save you, money! 212 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,013 Gotcha! 213 00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:01,082 What do you heartless brutes think you're doing? 214 00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:03,392 Um, using the wishing well. 215 00:12:03,496 --> 00:12:05,634 Well, you toss in a coin and make a wish. 216 00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:06,565 And then what? 217 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,358 And that's it. 218 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,185 Nothing else happens.It's fun! 219 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:13,254 You mean suckers throw money down a hole for fun? 220 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,323 That's the greatest scam ever! 221 00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:17,703 Can we have our quarter back now? 222 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,737 SpongeBob, 223 00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:21,427 why aren't those patties ready? 224 00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,323 You can't rush perfection. 225 00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:25,082 I'm not rushing perfection. 226 00:12:25,185 --> 00:12:25,978 I'm rushing you! 227 00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:28,151 Always the kidder, Squidward. 228 00:12:29,323 --> 00:12:31,047 Oh, this job stinks! 229 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,703 But at least I'm not digging ditches. 230 00:12:33,806 --> 00:12:35,116 Squidward! SpongeBob! 231 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,496 I got a new job for you. 232 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:39,289 X marks the spot 233 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,254 of the Eugene Krabs memorial wishing well. 234 00:12:42,358 --> 00:12:44,772 A wishing well, here? Wow! 235 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,358 Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anything? 236 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:50,427 Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 237 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:53,392 Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 238 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,806 No, I don't! 239 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,772 And neither does Mr. Krabs! Well, I do. 240 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,530 This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. 241 00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:02,392 What's the first thing you're gonna wish for? 242 00:13:02,496 --> 00:13:04,427 To be as far away from you as possible. 243 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:07,703 Come on, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. 244 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:08,978 And I'm certainly not gonna do it. 245 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,841 Squidward, aren't you excited? 246 00:13:10,944 --> 00:13:12,944 This is really gonna help people. 247 00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:52,565 Well, Squidward, what do you think? 248 00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:54,220 That was the worst song I ever heard. 249 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:56,737 But at least this stupid well's finished. 250 00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:57,875 It's beautiful! 251 00:13:57,978 --> 00:13:59,668 You smell that, boys? 252 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,496 That's the smell of money! 253 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,496 You mean magic, don't you? 254 00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:04,841 All I can smell is that Dumpster. 255 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:09,013 All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register. 256 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,806 As long as there's no singing. 257 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,910 And I've got a date with a Krabby Patty. 258 00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:15,668 Hold on there, SpongeBob. 259 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,496 Let me show you your new station. 260 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:19,185 It's kind of a promotion. 261 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:20,151 Sort of. 262 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:21,220 A promotion? 263 00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:23,254 Why do I have to go down in the well? 264 00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:25,220 To collect the money! 265 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,220 How long do I have to stay down here? 266 00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:28,599 See you in eight hours. 267 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:31,185 Thanks for the promotion. 268 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:34,496 It sure is dark and scary in here. 269 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:43,599 I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. 270 00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:45,772 One that works underwater. 271 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,116 That'd make me happier than a june bug 272 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,565 at a porch light sale. 273 00:14:49,668 --> 00:14:51,358 Our very first wish. 274 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,841 I can't wait till it comes... Oh! 275 00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:56,806 I have presented you with a monetary offering, 276 00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,392 as custom dictates. 277 00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,841 My wish, nay, my command, 278 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:02,565 is to be taller. 279 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,185 Just a little. 280 00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:06,496 Just big enough to crush my enemies 281 00:15:06,599 --> 00:15:08,323 like the vermin they are! 282 00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:10,220 Gosh... Ow! 283 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,392 I wish I had a snazzy new boat. 284 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,944 I want to be a hotrod mama. 285 00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:19,254 Hey! 286 00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:21,082 Oh, my gosh! Who said that? 287 00:15:21,185 --> 00:15:22,082 Patrick...! 288 00:15:22,185 --> 00:15:23,806 How do you know my name? 289 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,358 Patrick, this is a wishing well. 290 00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:27,185 Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 291 00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:29,392 Okay, magical talking trashcan. 292 00:15:30,737 --> 00:15:32,910 I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. 293 00:15:34,254 --> 00:15:36,461 Patrick...? 294 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:37,978 Hi, SpongeBob. 295 00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:39,358 I got my wish. 296 00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:40,703 Patrick, you're supposed to let go 297 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,289 of the coin when you throw it. 298 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:43,806 But I got my wish. 299 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,461 Well, we got six and a half hours 300 00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:46,427 till the end of my shift. 301 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,668 What do you want to do now? 302 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,668 Tag! You're it. Tag, you're it. 303 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:50,668 Tag! You're it. 304 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:51,875 Tag! You're it. Tag, you're it. 305 00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:53,289 Tag, you're it. Tag! You're it. 306 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:54,392 Tag! You're it. 307 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,875 SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 308 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:58,634 I did great, Mr. Krabs. 309 00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:01,565 I got a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, 310 00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:04,875 a penny from Plankton, and this slightly used pair of dentures. 311 00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:06,565 And I fell on my head. 312 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,427 Well, I can probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. 313 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:10,599 Nah. 314 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,358 You better just send up the money. 315 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,082 This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. 316 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,806 Has anyone's wish come true yet? 317 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,978 Uh... not yet. 318 00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:23,289 But I'm sure, if you believe strong enough, 319 00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:25,737 and dug deep enough, 320 00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:28,978 everyone's wishes will come true. 321 00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:30,151 Really? 322 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,565 Yeah, sure, whatever. 323 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,047 Can we come out now? 324 00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:34,254 Goodness, no. 325 00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:35,392 You gotta stay down there 326 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,668 just in case any late-night wishers come by. 327 00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:39,427 I'll be back for you at dawn. 328 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:43,151 Oh... no one's wishes are coming true. 329 00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:44,565 What did we do wrong? 330 00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:47,116 I know I believe hard enough. 331 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,254 Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. 332 00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,703 What do you say, Patrick? 333 00:16:50,806 --> 00:16:52,668 Are you ready to dig for some magic? 334 00:16:52,772 --> 00:16:53,703 Yeah! 335 00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:26,703 Holy mackerel! 336 00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:27,737 Look, Patrick! 337 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,565 We've struck magic! 338 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:30,599 Is that good? 339 00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:31,875 Next to being a fry cook, 340 00:17:31,978 --> 00:17:34,289 it's the most important thing I've ever done. 341 00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:36,289 It's the only thing I've ever done. 342 00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:38,599 Having fun down there, SpongeBob? 343 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:42,565 Hi, Squidward. Patrick's down there, too? 344 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:44,220 It just gets better and better. 345 00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:45,461 Do you want to make a wish? 346 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,703 Ha! Ha! I got mywish. 347 00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:51,496 You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 348 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:52,496 Guess what, Squidward? 349 00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:53,530 We found the magic. 350 00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:57,841 There's no magic, SpongeBob. 351 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,772 Wishing wells are just a scam to fool saps like you. 352 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,461 No, it's true. 353 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:05,875 We didfind the magic. 354 00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,427 Oh, I wish you could see it. 355 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:10,530 Ha, ha, ha... oop! 356 00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,875 Squidward, you decided to join the party. 357 00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:15,875 Party! 358 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,082 Let me outta here. 359 00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:19,151 We were just gonna play some party games. 360 00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:20,703 Tag! You're it. Tag! You're it. 361 00:18:20,806 --> 00:18:23,703 Tag! You're it. I gotta get outta here. 362 00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:26,530 Go, Squidward! Go, Squidward! 363 00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:28,013 Go, Squidward! Go, Squidward! 364 00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:32,461 There's no way to climb outta here. 365 00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:34,220 Maybe if you had more upper-arm strength. 366 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,289 Yeah, you should work out more. 367 00:18:36,392 --> 00:18:37,978 Well, why don't I just start right now? 368 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:40,703 After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. 369 00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:43,151 I don't get it. 370 00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:44,530 Would you not stand so close? 371 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,910 You're making me claustrophobic. 372 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:47,772 What does claustrophobic mean? 373 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,496 It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. 374 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:50,530 No, it doesn't! 375 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:51,461 Ho, ho, ho! 376 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,427 Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 377 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,013 Ho! Ho! Ho! 378 00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:57,565 It's not working, Patrick. 379 00:18:57,668 --> 00:18:58,599 Darn. 380 00:18:58,703 --> 00:18:59,565 Um, Squidward, 381 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:00,841 You're standing on my foot. 382 00:19:00,944 --> 00:19:02,323 Oops. Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 383 00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:04,427 And you got your elbow in my ribs. 384 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,841 Eww. 385 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:07,910 Patrick. 386 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,737 And stop stepping in my potato salad. 387 00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:11,013 Hey, hey, hey. Guys! 388 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,047 Stop pushing me, Patrick. 389 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,289 You mean like this? 390 00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:15,806 No, like this! 391 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,599 You shouldn't fight in here. 392 00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:20,978 This is a magical place. 393 00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,875 Patrick, get off of me! 394 00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:27,634 I told you I am claustrophobic. 395 00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:29,358 Nice try, Squidward, 396 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,082 but there's no Santa Claus here. 397 00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:33,668 Patrick! 398 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,875 Good morning, SpongeBob! 399 00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,220 Let's see what you got. 400 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,875 Boy, it's heavy! 401 00:19:40,978 --> 00:19:42,323 Must be a lot of money. 402 00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:45,392 Free! I'm free! 403 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:48,289 Squidward? What were you doing down there? 404 00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:49,875 I didn't approve any overtime. 405 00:19:49,978 --> 00:19:52,944 Or were you sneaking here, in the dead of night, 406 00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:54,427 for free wishes? 407 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:59,013 The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. 408 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,806 Bye, Squidward. 409 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,185 Enjoy your trip. 410 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,013 Lucky. 411 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,116 So how much money did you make last night? 412 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,668 We didn't get any money, 413 00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:13,668 but we found something better. 414 00:20:13,772 --> 00:20:14,875 We found the magic. 415 00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,116 The what? 416 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:19,392 We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic! 417 00:20:19,496 --> 00:20:21,185 Now all the wishes will come true. 418 00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:23,151 Listen closely, SpongeBob. 419 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:26,082 You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. 420 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,703 What in the deep blue is that? 421 00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:32,151 There's a full moon out tonight. 422 00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:34,944 Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 423 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,530 That's great, Sandy. 424 00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:38,841 That wishing well sure does work. 425 00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:40,841 Just a coincidence. 426 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,875 What do you think of my new hotrod? 427 00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:45,530 It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. 428 00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:47,392 How's about letting me take it for a spin? 429 00:20:49,806 --> 00:20:50,944 No. 430 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,634 See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 431 00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,703 You mean she stole that boat. 432 00:20:59,944 --> 00:21:02,254 Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. 433 00:21:02,358 --> 00:21:03,427 Beautiful day. 434 00:21:10,323 --> 00:21:11,944 Is that proof enough for you? 435 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:14,323 You'll never get me to believe in magic. Never! 436 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:15,530 Just to prove it to you, 437 00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:17,185 I'll demonstrate. 438 00:21:17,289 --> 00:21:19,978 I wish I was steamed 439 00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:22,634 and served with a side of melted butter. 440 00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,944 Mr. Krabs! No! 441 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:29,910 Well, where's your magic now? 442 00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:33,772 Oh, where am I? 443 00:21:34,737 --> 00:21:36,013 What's going on here? 444 00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:38,254 I dobelieve in magic. 445 00:21:38,358 --> 00:21:39,875 I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. 446 00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,461 Oh, no...!