1 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,077 I surrender! 2 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,801 I wonder what form of trickery 3 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:13,836 is up that miniature cyclops' sleeve this time. 4 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:15,077 All right, Plankton, 5 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,112 I don't know what you're trying to pull on me, 6 00:00:17,215 --> 00:00:19,284 but I'll tell you right now it ain't gonna work! 7 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,456 There's no pulling, Krabs. 8 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,732 Can't you see my peace offering? 9 00:00:23,836 --> 00:00:25,905 What is this? 10 00:00:26,008 --> 00:00:27,181 Ha-ha! 11 00:00:27,284 --> 00:00:28,422 Very funny, Plankton! 12 00:00:28,525 --> 00:00:30,698 But you're gonna have to do a lot better 13 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:33,008 than taking a stab at my illiteracy to offend me! 14 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:35,629 Don't you get it, Krabs? 15 00:00:35,732 --> 00:00:36,767 I give up. 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,560 I'm through competing with you! 17 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,663 But what about all those fevered attempts 18 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,974 at trying to steal my Krabby Patty recipe? 19 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,422 Exactly! They've all been just attempts, 20 00:00:46,525 --> 00:00:50,181 and every single one a miserable failure! 21 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:52,629 I can feel my arteries clogging up with anxiety 22 00:00:52,732 --> 00:00:53,836 just thinking about it. 23 00:00:53,939 --> 00:00:56,353 Let me show you something. 24 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,387 Look at this place! 25 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,215 Aah! Crimony, Plankton! 26 00:01:00,318 --> 00:01:02,422 You ever hear of spring cleaning? 27 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:03,767 What's the point? 28 00:01:03,870 --> 00:01:06,870 Do you know when the last time I had a customer was? 29 00:01:06,974 --> 00:01:09,284 Actually, I can't recall you everhaving a customer. 30 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:10,974 Well, there he is! 31 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:14,250 That's why I've decided to quit 32 00:01:14,353 --> 00:01:16,284 the restaurant business altogether 33 00:01:16,387 --> 00:01:18,698 and turn the Chum Bucket into... 34 00:01:18,801 --> 00:01:20,043 this! 35 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,629 You want to turn your restaurant into a pile of junk? 36 00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:25,043 No! These are knickknacks... 37 00:01:25,146 --> 00:01:27,767 for the new gift shop I'm opening up! 38 00:01:29,112 --> 00:01:31,767 Come on, this has got to be a joke, right? 39 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,250 I'm serious, Krabs. 40 00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:36,318 Soon the Chum Bucket will be a nice little store 41 00:01:36,422 --> 00:01:37,594 for bric-a-brac and bubblegum. 42 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,284 All right, Plankton, but be aware: 43 00:01:40,387 --> 00:01:42,698 I'm not letting me guard down. 44 00:01:42,801 --> 00:01:44,629 Guard away, my ex-enemy. 45 00:01:44,732 --> 00:01:49,629 I'll just be here starting my new competition-free career. 46 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:54,974 What's going on, Mr. Krabs? 47 00:01:55,077 --> 00:01:57,629 Plankton's concocted another hair-brained scheme 48 00:01:57,732 --> 00:02:00,318 to steal me recipe— so keep your eyes peeled. 49 00:02:00,422 --> 00:02:02,318 Whatever you say, Cap'n! 50 00:02:03,801 --> 00:02:06,353 Now, that's an employee who follows orders. 51 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,318 What in blazes is that noise? 52 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:15,974 Ah, would you look at that! 53 00:02:16,077 --> 00:02:20,456 I have a feeling I'm gonna like this new life of novelty items. 54 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,353 Uh-huh! Clever, Plankton! 55 00:02:23,456 --> 00:02:25,353 Two can play at this game! 56 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:26,629 Mr. Krabs, 57 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:30,215 look at this cool knickknack I got at the Chumporium! 58 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:33,629 Hmm. I know there's a microphone or camera in here somewhere. 59 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,767 Uh, Mr. Krabs, I really don't think 60 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,043 there's anything weird in there. 61 00:02:39,146 --> 00:02:42,698 Eh, we'll see about that. 62 00:02:43,974 --> 00:02:46,318 I'll just put this in here for safekeeping. 63 00:02:46,422 --> 00:02:47,663 You hear, Plankton? 64 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,594 Join your other friend from the past! 65 00:02:53,422 --> 00:02:55,560 Now nobody's getting to see anything! 66 00:02:55,663 --> 00:02:56,801 Don't you understand? 67 00:02:56,905 --> 00:02:59,353 This is all part of his ruse— it's just cosmetic. 68 00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:01,250 He thinks he can fake us out. 69 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:02,663 But we'll show him. 70 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,905 We're gonna out-fake the faker! Ha-ha! 71 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,939 Well, it looks like old Plankton's 72 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:09,836 really going through with it. 73 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:14,146 I guess we don't have to worry about himanymore. 74 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:18,077 Yep, we sure whipped him this time. 75 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:21,663 Okay, boys, the coast is clear! 76 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,663 Plankton's turned over a new leaf! 77 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,870 That's some good news, Mr. Krabs! 78 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,353 It sure is, you little half-wit. 79 00:03:28,456 --> 00:03:30,560 And you know what else is good news? 80 00:03:30,663 --> 00:03:33,491 We can finally use that deejay system. 81 00:03:33,594 --> 00:03:34,767 Hit it, SpongeBob! 82 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,043 Right away, sir! 83 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:38,525 Let's party! 84 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,594 Ow! I won! 85 00:03:44,698 --> 00:03:46,560 It's time to boogie! 86 00:03:46,663 --> 00:03:49,870 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 87 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:51,663 This is idiotic. 88 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:53,284 Dance or you're fired. 89 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:56,250 You got it, Mr. Krabs. 90 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,560 How do you like themapples, you little... 91 00:04:03,422 --> 00:04:06,043 Come on, buddy, let's get some shut-eye. 92 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,801 We've got a big day ahead of us at the Chumporium Gift Shop. 93 00:04:09,905 --> 00:04:11,594 Wait a minute! 94 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:14,767 What the...? 95 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:16,422 Store shelves? 96 00:04:16,525 --> 00:04:18,077 Novelty toys? 97 00:04:18,181 --> 00:04:19,732 Lava lamps? 98 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,870 Useless knickknacks? 99 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:24,905 Very convincin'... 100 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:26,422 but I'm still not buying it! 101 00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:28,284 You want a battle, Plankton? 102 00:04:28,387 --> 00:04:30,732 I'm gonna give you a war! 103 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:40,491 Ah, a clean snow globe is a happy snow globe. 104 00:04:41,905 --> 00:04:42,905 Plankton! 105 00:04:43,008 --> 00:04:44,594 You may have fooled everyone else, 106 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,353 you might have even fooled yourself, 107 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,284 but you ain't foolin' me! 108 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:52,629 I get it— you caught me red-handed. 109 00:04:55,974 --> 00:04:58,387 Those were the days, huh, Eugene? 110 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:02,663 But I found there was more to life 111 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,836 than just trying to steal your formula. 112 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:08,732 I found it all right here, in novelty items. 113 00:05:08,836 --> 00:05:09,491 Bupkes! 114 00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:10,767 Oh, Eugene... 115 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,594 stuck in your old ways. 116 00:05:12,698 --> 00:05:15,939 Bupkes! If there's one thing that is certain in this world, 117 00:05:16,043 --> 00:05:18,801 it's that you can't resist me formula! 118 00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:20,284 You know 119 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,767 you want it. 120 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:23,698 Thanks... but no. 121 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:24,905 Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I knew it! 122 00:05:25,008 --> 00:05:27,905 It was all a trick to get me to hand over me... 123 00:05:28,008 --> 00:05:29,974 Wait. Did you say... no? 124 00:05:30,077 --> 00:05:33,732 Well, if you don't believe me, that's yourproblem, not mine. 125 00:05:33,836 --> 00:05:35,698 Problem? I don't have a problem! 126 00:05:35,801 --> 00:05:37,560 You're the one with the problem! 127 00:05:37,663 --> 00:05:38,629 Look at this. 128 00:05:38,732 --> 00:05:39,974 It means nothing! 129 00:05:40,077 --> 00:05:41,870 It's all a facade! A hoax! 130 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:43,732 A con! A front! 131 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,112 A sham! A snow job! 132 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:50,008 Baloney with a side of flimflam 133 00:05:50,112 --> 00:05:51,698 and an order of jive! 134 00:05:51,801 --> 00:05:54,732 See? Who's the one with the problem? 135 00:05:54,836 --> 00:05:57,560 Look... what you've done. 136 00:05:57,663 --> 00:06:00,077 This is my livelihood! 137 00:06:00,181 --> 00:06:02,112 Sureit is! 138 00:06:02,215 --> 00:06:06,732 And this isn'tthe formula that you don'twant. 139 00:06:06,836 --> 00:06:09,077 Come on, eh? Eh? 140 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:10,560 Woop. Too slow. 141 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:11,905 Ah, ga-ga- ga-ga-ga. 142 00:06:12,008 --> 00:06:15,422 Get... out! 143 00:06:16,629 --> 00:06:18,663 Oh. I get it. 144 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:21,491 Stick to your guns and eventually we'll all believe it. 145 00:06:21,594 --> 00:06:24,698 Soften us up, then when our backs are turned, 146 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,387 you make your move. 147 00:06:27,491 --> 00:06:29,870 Oops. 148 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:31,284 What's this? 149 00:06:34,112 --> 00:06:35,181 Hey, Krabs! 150 00:06:35,284 --> 00:06:37,318 Huh? What? I knew you'd come back. 151 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,698 You forgot something. 152 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:42,836 Can't you understand, I've wasted so much time 153 00:06:42,939 --> 00:06:47,387 chasing after you, and now I have something that's mine. 154 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:51,008 And it makes me... happy. 155 00:06:52,181 --> 00:06:54,767 I never thought I'd see the day. 156 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:57,905 What happened to the invertebrate I usedto know? 157 00:06:58,008 --> 00:06:59,422 Plankton! 158 00:07:15,112 --> 00:07:16,767 Coming, coming. 159 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:18,801 Yo. 160 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,077 Uh, Plankton? Eugene? 161 00:07:21,181 --> 00:07:23,422 Uh... hey. 162 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:24,491 Hey. 163 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:27,939 Listen, uh, I just wanted to... 164 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:32,491 you know... apologize for my behavior today. 165 00:07:32,594 --> 00:07:34,353 Wasn't right what I done, and... 166 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:36,905 and I realized I hurt the feelings of, uh... 167 00:07:38,422 --> 00:07:41,629 of, uh, someone I care about. 168 00:07:43,008 --> 00:07:44,387 You still there? 169 00:07:44,491 --> 00:07:45,629 Yeah. 170 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,077 I'm still here. 171 00:07:47,181 --> 00:07:48,698 Good. 172 00:07:50,215 --> 00:07:52,491 I want to make it up to you. 173 00:07:52,594 --> 00:07:54,801 What do you say we grab a soda? 174 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:56,181 Sure. 175 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:01,836 Glad you could make it, buddy. 176 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:05,663 So... what's this about, Krabs? 177 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:08,491 I thought that since we're no longer archenemies, 178 00:08:08,594 --> 00:08:09,974 maybe... 179 00:08:10,077 --> 00:08:12,767 maybe we can... start over? 180 00:08:14,008 --> 00:08:15,560 Yes. 181 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,698 Yes, I would like that very much. 182 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,801 I guess I won. 183 00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:50,215 Uh, I don't know about this, Plankton. 184 00:08:50,318 --> 00:08:52,801 Oh, come on, just fall back. 185 00:08:52,905 --> 00:08:55,077 Trust me, I'll catch you. 186 00:09:10,077 --> 00:09:13,456 That was truly amazing, Plank, old buddy. 187 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,112 I guess I really can trust you 100%. 188 00:09:17,215 --> 00:09:18,629 Thanks, Eugene. 189 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,767 That... means a lot to me. 190 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,456 And just to prove it to you, 191 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,284 I want you to have something. 192 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:26,767 No, no, come on, now, no gifts. 193 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,422 No, no. I want you to have this. 194 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,974 It's me secret formula. 195 00:09:31,077 --> 00:09:34,112 I can't believe you would even think... 196 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,732 But things are different now. 197 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,767 Honestly, it would mean a lot to me. 198 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:42,422 You... you're serious. 199 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:49,732 Eugene, if I take this formula from you now, 200 00:09:49,836 --> 00:09:53,250 there will always be a hint of doubt. 201 00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:55,629 Come on, take it. 202 00:09:57,732 --> 00:10:00,146 You sure? 203 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,663 Life is good, Krabs. 204 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,284 Sure is, buddy. 205 00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:10,698 Sure is. 206 00:10:11,905 --> 00:10:14,146 Yeah, baby! 207 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,456 This is it! 208 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,836 Yeah! 209 00:10:16,939 --> 00:10:19,767 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 210 00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:22,387 Yeah! 211 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,456 I got it! I got it! 212 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:29,146 My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan worked! 213 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,318 I should have been a politician. 214 00:10:35,422 --> 00:10:37,870 I'd never give you the formula! 215 00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:43,525 I fooled you with an even more convoluted charade! 216 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,594 What a sun-tastic day! 217 00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:12,629 Whoa! 218 00:11:12,732 --> 00:11:16,525 Snail trail. 219 00:11:17,974 --> 00:11:21,181 That SpongeBob needs to keep his pet out of my yard. 220 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,456 I am sick of cleaning up after him. 221 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:33,663 Not my pet rock collection. 222 00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:39,043 That's it! 223 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:42,422 This isn't the first time you've soiled my yard 224 00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:44,525 with your revolting excretions. 225 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:47,422 But mark this down in your little notebook. 226 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:52,698 It will be the last time! 227 00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:06,767 This cheap splintery wood will keep even Gary out. 228 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,491 Now I feel safe. 229 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,525 SpongeBob! 230 00:12:22,629 --> 00:12:23,698 Hi, Squidward. 231 00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:25,146 Hey, SpongeBob. 232 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:29,284 Keep your shell vermin off of my property! 233 00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:32,215 Then next time, my annoyingly yellow neighbor, 234 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,836 your wet pet oozes on my lawn, 235 00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,870 you'll leave me no choice 236 00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:39,077 but to call snail control. 237 00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:41,181 That little monster... 238 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,146 He bit me! 239 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,732 Gary! 240 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,560 No, dirty boy. 241 00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:50,663 This isn't like you. 242 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:53,801 Oh, but it's just like you, SpongeBob, 243 00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:56,043 to raise such a misbehaved mollusk. 244 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,974 Gary's not misbehaved. 245 00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:03,043 But there does appear to be something wrong with him. 246 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,974 I'll say. I hope he's had his shots. 247 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,560 Oh, of course. 248 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:08,629 All of his shots? 249 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:09,560 Affirmatory. 250 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,663 For rabies? Yep. 251 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,629 Snail pox and soft shell dance?Yupie. 252 00:13:13,732 --> 00:13:16,939 Bagitis, lumpy-bump trump, teen angst? Yep, yep, yep. 253 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:19,801 Let's not forget the worst of them all. 254 00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:22,215 Mad snail disease. 255 00:13:23,456 --> 00:13:25,836 You mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated 256 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,077 for mad snail disease? 257 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:31,008 Looks like the rash has already started. 258 00:13:31,112 --> 00:13:32,491 Rash? 259 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,629 Tell me, do you have any soreness of throat? 260 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,801 Well, now that you mention it 261 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,181 my throat is a little dry. 262 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:43,491 This disease will ravage your body 263 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:47,456 with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance, Whoa. 264 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,801 messy pants, 265 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:51,181 ticklish rib cage, 266 00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,422 severely untrimmed toenails 267 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:56,698 and finally, the bite from that infected snail 268 00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:00,008 will turn you into... 269 00:14:00,112 --> 00:14:00,939 A zombie. 270 00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:07,250 You need to get that snail of yours to a doctor 271 00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,767 before he bites someone important. 272 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,008 There's a mad snail on the loose! 273 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:16,491 Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary? 274 00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:20,422 The mad snail is coming! 275 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:24,077 If he bites you, you'll turn into a zombie. 276 00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:26,767 Jeepers, what's with all the lunatics? 277 00:14:28,422 --> 00:14:30,870 Oh, look, honey, isn't he the cutest? 278 00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,146 Come here, little buddy. 279 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:39,318 He's just adorable. 280 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,525 Mad snail disease is real! 281 00:14:42,629 --> 00:14:45,801 I'm a zombie. I've been bitten by a mad snail. 282 00:14:45,905 --> 00:14:47,698 I've got mad snail disease! 283 00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:50,560 Then I've got it! A snail just bit me, too! 284 00:15:03,318 --> 00:15:06,112 We interrupt this program to bring you a news blast. 285 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,698 This just in... 286 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,525 Fear and disease is spreading like wildfire 287 00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:15,112 as a killer snail has been biting the denizens 288 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,387 of Bikini Bottom. 289 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:20,146 Infecting them with... 290 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,629 Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you 291 00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,560 that germs enter through the bite radius. 292 00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:26,560 Traveling upstream until the entire host body 293 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:30,560 is full of... 294 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,284 We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins 295 00:15:33,387 --> 00:15:34,905 live on the scene. 296 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:36,870 Perch Perkins here with with the first victim 297 00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:38,181 of this epidemic. 298 00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,181 Tell me, Mr. Tentacles, when did you first 299 00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,939 begin to suspect you were a zombie? 300 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,870 Well, after I was bitten by a mad snail 301 00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:47,629 I began to get a rash. 302 00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:50,594 Followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage 303 00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,456 and a few other symptoms. 304 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,525 Hey, I was bitten by a snail. 305 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,525 I kind of feel off balance. 306 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,181 Whoa. 307 00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:00,353 Hey, I have ticklish ribs, too. 308 00:16:00,456 --> 00:16:01,870 And I haven't even been bitten. 309 00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:04,181 Oh, no, it's spreading through the air! 310 00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:07,801 Well, you heard it here first. 311 00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:10,043 We're all doomed to a horrible demise, 312 00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:11,594 thanks to a diseased snail. 313 00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:22,284 Gary? 314 00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:27,767 I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail 315 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,250 would cause all this destruction. 316 00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:34,594 I'm a zombie, 317 00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:38,284 here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh. 318 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:07,870 It's locked! 319 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,353 Somebody let me in. 320 00:17:13,456 --> 00:17:14,870 SpongeBob, come in, boy. 321 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:16,043 And bring your friends in, too. 322 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:17,456 They look hungry. 323 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,905 Stop! You can't let anyone in! 324 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:23,215 But they just want to dine on some krabby patties. 325 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,732 They're zombies. 326 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,801 They only want to dine on our flesh. 327 00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:30,284 All right, but it's coming out of your paycheck. 328 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:31,318 I don't work here. 329 00:17:31,422 --> 00:17:33,801 But, Mr. Krabs, it's me SpongeBob. 330 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,732 But how do we know you haven't become 331 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,422 one of those voracious flesh-eaters? 332 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:40,008 Could a voracious flesh-eater do this? 333 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,422 SpongeBob, it's you. 334 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:46,215 That's right, so let me in before I'm eaten. 335 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:49,422 Yeah, that's SpongeBob all right. 336 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:51,284 Or is it?Huh? 337 00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:54,974 I don't believe that's the real SpongeBob. 338 00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:57,870 He looks pretty zombie-fied. 339 00:17:57,974 --> 00:17:59,870 Just look at how yellow he is. 340 00:17:59,974 --> 00:18:02,732 Come on, Patrick, would a zombie have a picture of his best buddy 341 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:04,250 in his wallet? 342 00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:07,250 Perhaps not. 343 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,939 But I've got my eye on you. 344 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:12,077 If you could pull out your eye and put it on him, 345 00:18:12,181 --> 00:18:14,077 wouldn't that make you 346 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,905 a zombie, too? 347 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,870 You're right. 348 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,422 I'm a zombie! 349 00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:24,318 Who's to say we're not all zombies? 350 00:18:34,456 --> 00:18:36,250 The snail! 351 00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:37,353 Gary! 352 00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:38,801 Are you okay, buddy? 353 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,387 Come here, boy. 354 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,181 No, don't get near it. 355 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:43,594 Oh, the pity of it all. 356 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:44,836 I can't watch. 357 00:18:44,939 --> 00:18:47,525 All those people think you're a monster, 358 00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:49,422 but I know you're just a snail. 359 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:58,663 Gary... 360 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,422 how could you? 361 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,905 SpongeBob's been infected by his own pet snail. 362 00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:07,594 Oh, the irony. 363 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,836 Quick, we must quarantine that infected snail 364 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,318 before he bites every last Bikini Bottomite. 365 00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:13,698 Let's get that snail. 366 00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:14,732 Yeah! 367 00:19:18,905 --> 00:19:20,491 No, don't hurt him. 368 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,353 Hand over the snail. 369 00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:26,215 It's for his own good, SpongeBob. 370 00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:28,974 No, I won't let you touch Gary. 371 00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:30,732 Stop the madness, man. 372 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,422 The mad snail disease ends now. 373 00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:35,215 Seize the snail. 374 00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:36,215 Halt! 375 00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:40,043 Did someone say mad snail disease? 376 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,801 Is that what all this fuss is about? 377 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:45,387 Yeah. What do you know about it? 378 00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:46,836 Funny you should ask. 379 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,698 Allow me to introduce myself. 380 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,525 Dr. Gill Gilliam. 381 00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:52,974 S.D.E. + S.E. 382 00:19:53,077 --> 00:19:54,974 "S.D.E. + S.E."? 383 00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:58,284 Snail disease expert and snail expert. 384 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,491 I'm sorry to break this to you all, 385 00:20:00,594 --> 00:20:04,008 but that "mad snail disease" you're talking about 386 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:06,422 it doesn't exist. 387 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,525 That's right, no such thing. 388 00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:12,594 It's an old urban legend, a myth. 389 00:20:12,698 --> 00:20:15,318 Well, does that mean we're not zombies? 390 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,077 Of course not. 391 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:18,215 No one is. 392 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,870 It's just mass hysteria. 393 00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:22,422 But what about my severely untrimmed...? 394 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,008 Those are only moderately untrimmed. 395 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:28,353 All the supposed symptoms are just common ailments. 396 00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:29,905 Easy, boy. 397 00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:31,594 But what about Gary then? 398 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,318 If he doesn't have a disease, 399 00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:36,594 why'd he bite all those people including me? 400 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,801 Uh-huh, the problems right here. 401 00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:43,801 He's got a little splinter 402 00:20:43,905 --> 00:20:45,387 in his foot. 403 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:54,663 I'm sure this was causing him distemper. 404 00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:57,801 Making for serious grouchy snailitis. 405 00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:01,939 Oh, Gary, I knew you weren't disease-ridden. 406 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,422 Do you still love me? 407 00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:04,353 Meow. 408 00:21:05,905 --> 00:21:07,456 Good old Gary's back. 409 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:17,284 Hey, Squidward, you're not a zombie, remember? 410 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:20,422 Oh, yes, I am. 411 00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:22,525 Welcome to the Krusty Krab. 412 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,284 May I take your order? 413 00:21:24,387 --> 00:21:25,732 All's well that ends well.