1 00:00:03,865 --> 00:00:05,899 Squidward! SpongeBob! 2 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:08,278 Just put me out of me misery! 3 00:00:08,382 --> 00:00:09,554 Why, Mr. Krabs? 4 00:00:09,658 --> 00:00:11,658 What could be wrong on such a fine day? 5 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:12,692 Fine? 6 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:17,175 Today's not the day for that word, boy. 7 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,554 Not after I received this letter 8 00:00:18,658 --> 00:00:20,003 from the fry cooks' union. 9 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:23,554 It says here: "Fry cook, SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:23,658 --> 00:00:26,175 has accumulated too much vacation time." 11 00:00:26,278 --> 00:00:28,210 And if you don't take some time off, 12 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:31,175 I'll have to pay a fine! 13 00:00:31,278 --> 00:00:32,623 Time off? 14 00:00:32,727 --> 00:00:35,347 Oh, I guess there's just no other way to say this. 15 00:00:35,451 --> 00:00:38,934 SpongeBob, take a vacation. 16 00:00:39,037 --> 00:00:40,520 Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs. 17 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,830 Well, that went better than I expected. 18 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,037 Hey, Gary. 19 00:00:51,313 --> 00:00:53,623 That's right, Gary, I amhome early. 20 00:00:53,727 --> 00:00:56,003 I'm on vacation! 21 00:00:56,106 --> 00:00:57,485 Well, good night, Gary. 22 00:00:57,589 --> 00:01:00,623 Ah, vacation. 23 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,313 Good morning, Krusty crew. 24 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:22,658 And hello, Squidward. 25 00:01:22,761 --> 00:01:24,278 I thought you were on vacation. 26 00:01:24,382 --> 00:01:25,865 He was, and is! 27 00:01:25,968 --> 00:01:27,727 I told you to take a vacation, boy! 28 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,106 What's a vacation? 29 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,865 Well, a vacation is when you don't come in to work. 30 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:33,968 No work! 31 00:01:34,072 --> 00:01:35,141 What will I do all day? 32 00:01:35,244 --> 00:01:37,175 Oh, I don't know— just go, have fun 33 00:01:37,278 --> 00:01:38,934 or whatever, I really don't care. 34 00:01:39,037 --> 00:01:40,451 You just can't be here. 35 00:01:40,554 --> 00:01:43,899 But who will fry the patties and clean the grill while I'm gone? 36 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:46,278 Squidward can't do it all alone! 37 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:47,244 Nor will I. 38 00:01:47,347 --> 00:01:48,623 That's why I've hired 39 00:01:48,727 --> 00:01:52,899 an unpaid intern as your temporary replacement. 40 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:53,865 Good morning, boss. 41 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,485 I'm ready for my first day. 42 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:56,589 Speaking of starfish, 43 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,141 here's your replacement right here. 44 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,899 Replacement? Hi, SpongeBob. 45 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:01,727 That's enough banter on my dime! 46 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,796 Okay, boss. 47 00:02:02,899 --> 00:02:03,968 Wait a second, Patrick. 48 00:02:04,072 --> 00:02:06,761 You'll need the right tools for the job. 49 00:02:07,451 --> 00:02:08,313 Wow. 50 00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:10,692 Huh! They put a tiny me 51 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:12,796 in this belly-scratcher! 52 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,175 Wow! It scratches backs, too! 53 00:02:22,278 --> 00:02:24,278 I'll take it from here, SpongeBob, 54 00:02:24,382 --> 00:02:25,382 Just go on home. 55 00:02:25,485 --> 00:02:27,003 Enjoy your vacation. 56 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,623 I really should show Patrick 57 00:02:28,727 --> 00:02:30,520 the proper patty- flipping technique. 58 00:02:38,037 --> 00:02:39,796 I'm on vacation, Gary. 59 00:02:39,899 --> 00:02:42,175 I'm not allowed to go to work. 60 00:02:48,244 --> 00:02:49,451 My stomach has receded. 61 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:52,141 Mr. Krab said I couldn't work at the Krusty Krab. 62 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:54,072 He didn't say I couldn't eat there. 63 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,485 This is my ticket back inside. 64 00:02:56,589 --> 00:02:58,382 Go away, SpongeBob. 65 00:02:58,485 --> 00:03:01,520 You're ruining my vacation— from you. 66 00:03:01,623 --> 00:03:03,485 I'm not here to see you, Squidward. 67 00:03:03,589 --> 00:03:06,244 SpongeBob, do we have to go through this again? 68 00:03:06,347 --> 00:03:09,037 I'm here as a customer, not an employee. 69 00:03:09,141 --> 00:03:11,485 Just going to grab a Krabby Patty with Patrick for lunch. 70 00:03:11,589 --> 00:03:13,210 All right, but lunch only. 71 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:15,485 If you so much as touch a spatula, 72 00:03:15,589 --> 00:03:18,210 you'll be vacationing in Davy Jones's locker! 73 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:19,830 You have my word, sir. 74 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,037 No working. 75 00:03:21,141 --> 00:03:23,313 Hey, Pat, it's time for your lunch... 76 00:03:27,796 --> 00:03:28,451 Patrick! 77 00:03:28,554 --> 00:03:29,968 You can't do that! 78 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,658 You need to turn up the grill 79 00:03:32,761 --> 00:03:35,934 to exactly 298 degrees Fahrenheit. 80 00:03:36,037 --> 00:03:38,520 Patrick, this is no way to treat 81 00:03:38,623 --> 00:03:39,485 a Krabby Patty. 82 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:40,485 SpongeBob! 83 00:03:40,589 --> 00:03:42,899 What did I tell you 84 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:43,899 about working? 85 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,796 Wait! It's not what you think. 86 00:03:45,899 --> 00:03:47,589 Out you go, boy. 87 00:03:47,692 --> 00:03:49,106 But my knowledge could help Patrick 88 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,347 maintain the high standard of the Krusty Krab! 89 00:03:51,451 --> 00:03:53,865 We've got it all under control here. 90 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:56,210 I don't want to see hide nor tail of you 91 00:03:56,313 --> 00:03:58,485 until your vacation is over, you got that? 92 00:03:58,589 --> 00:03:59,830 Yes, Mr. Krabs. 93 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:02,451 Well, boy, off you go! 94 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:04,451 Don't come back until it's over! 95 00:04:06,796 --> 00:04:10,037 Oh, what to do? What to do? 96 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:12,451 I know just the thing to get the spirits up. 97 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:15,727 The official Krusty Krab play set. 98 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:18,968 SpongeBob, I need 99 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:22,623 20 Krabby Patties on the double, please. 100 00:04:22,727 --> 00:04:24,865 Sure thing, Mr. Squidward, sir. 101 00:04:24,968 --> 00:04:26,692 20 Krabby Patties coming up. 102 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:29,278 SpongeBob! What are you doing here? 103 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:30,727 You're going to cost me some loot 104 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,865 if you don't get your square keister home! 105 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:33,865 Out, out, out! 106 00:04:33,968 --> 00:04:36,141 Until your vacation is over! 107 00:04:43,106 --> 00:04:46,830 Oh, what to do on this boring vacation? 108 00:04:46,934 --> 00:04:50,037 Hey! I know just the thing to get the old spirits up. 109 00:04:51,278 --> 00:04:54,347 I need 20 Krabby Patties, please. 110 00:04:54,451 --> 00:04:56,210 Sure thing, old buddy, old squid, 111 00:04:56,313 --> 00:04:57,658 20 Krabby Patties coming... 112 00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:02,554 You're right, Gary. 113 00:05:02,658 --> 00:05:05,210 It is unhealthy to think about the Krusty Krab 114 00:05:05,313 --> 00:05:06,899 while I'm on vacation. 115 00:05:07,003 --> 00:05:09,210 I need to get out of the house. 116 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:13,175 Uh, Mr. Krabs, he's out there again. 117 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:14,416 I'll deal with this. 118 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,934 Boy, you're on Krusty Krab property! 119 00:05:17,037 --> 00:05:18,485 Back it up! 120 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:20,865 Further. 121 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:23,210 Further... 122 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:24,899 Further! 123 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:26,210 Further... Further. Further. 124 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:28,623 Further. 125 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:29,658 Further! 126 00:05:29,761 --> 00:05:30,865 Further. 127 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:32,934 That'll do. 128 00:05:33,037 --> 00:05:35,589 Mr. Krabs is right. 129 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:39,313 In order to enjoy my vacation, I need to stay away from work, 130 00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:41,313 physically andmentally. 131 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,210 Hey, that reminds me of... 132 00:05:48,692 --> 00:05:50,106 Yeah. 133 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,899 Hold it right there, Mr. WorkaholicPants. 134 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:55,382 You're on vacation. 135 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:58,658 You need to just sit down and relax. 136 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:00,003 That's more like it. 137 00:06:00,106 --> 00:06:03,899 Just sit back and watch the clouds. 138 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,520 That one's a jellyfish. 139 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,106 That's a pirate ship. 140 00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:11,968 And that's a low-salt ketchup. 141 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,554 Whoa, low-salt ketchup? 142 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:18,658 Got your steaming hot bun delivery here. 143 00:06:22,106 --> 00:06:24,589 Eh? What is the big idea here? 144 00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:33,554 Hello? 145 00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:35,554 Hello? 146 00:06:35,658 --> 00:06:37,623 Hello. 147 00:06:37,727 --> 00:06:40,313 Yeah? 148 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,313 Hello. 149 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:45,037 Hello! 150 00:06:49,003 --> 00:06:52,830 Hmm. I didn't even know I had an ear. 151 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,003 Hey! I just cleaned that one. 152 00:06:57,106 --> 00:06:59,416 Patrick, shh! 153 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,589 It talks! Ahh! 154 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:03,658 Oh... Somebody help! 155 00:07:03,761 --> 00:07:05,623 I'm stuck! 156 00:07:05,727 --> 00:07:06,899 Mr. Krabs. 157 00:07:07,003 --> 00:07:08,554 Oh, thank Neptune, it's you. 158 00:07:08,658 --> 00:07:10,589 I'm in a bit of a fix here. 159 00:07:10,692 --> 00:07:11,485 Uh, Mr. Krabs. 160 00:07:12,485 --> 00:07:15,899 No! 161 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:23,210 Now what? 162 00:07:23,313 --> 00:07:25,968 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 163 00:07:27,485 --> 00:07:30,210 Had enough for one day, son. 164 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:34,692 Thanks for the ride home, Mr. Krabs. 165 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:36,278 Not a problem at all, me boy. 166 00:07:36,382 --> 00:07:39,658 Just take the next right. 167 00:07:41,037 --> 00:07:42,865 Mr. Krabs, we just passed the turnoff. 168 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:45,554 My house is back that way, Mr. K. 169 00:07:45,658 --> 00:07:47,416 Far out, little man. 170 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,830 Far out. 171 00:07:52,313 --> 00:07:54,106 Where did you say you were taking me? 172 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:56,485 Look, boy— I brought your spatula! 173 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:03,589 Come on, boy, come on. 174 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,830 Now get it, boy. 175 00:08:04,934 --> 00:08:06,244 Get it. Get the spatula. 176 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:07,692 Go get it! 177 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,485 Enjoy your vacation, boy! 178 00:08:18,589 --> 00:08:20,934 It's not fair. 179 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:24,347 Why would Mr. Krabs try so hard to get rid of me? 180 00:08:24,451 --> 00:08:26,210 I'm only on vacation. 181 00:08:26,313 --> 00:08:27,623 Unless... 182 00:08:27,727 --> 00:08:28,796 it's a... 183 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,313 permanent vacation. 184 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:31,865 That's it! 185 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:35,072 Mr. Krabs wants to replace me. 186 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:36,865 Oh, I should have known. 187 00:08:36,968 --> 00:08:40,072 Patrick's had his eye on my job all along! 188 00:08:40,175 --> 00:08:41,416 He's been scheming. 189 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,692 They think I'm outdated. 190 00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:44,485 They think I'm all washed up. 191 00:08:44,589 --> 00:08:46,416 Well, I'll show them. 192 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,968 That's a hard song to remember. 193 00:09:02,727 --> 00:09:03,968 Who do they think they are? 194 00:09:04,072 --> 00:09:06,347 I've given the best years of my life to this place, 195 00:09:06,451 --> 00:09:08,865 and they think they can just fire me like that, like trash? 196 00:09:08,968 --> 00:09:10,244 I don't think so. SpongeBob? 197 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:12,968 Is that you? 198 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:15,278 I've been waiting for you, Patrick. 199 00:09:19,554 --> 00:09:22,141 SpongeBob, you're scaring me! 200 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,347 What'll it be? 201 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:32,830 One Krabby Patty, please. 202 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,899 One shell on a shingle. 203 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:38,968 Well, I'll be. 204 00:09:39,072 --> 00:09:42,313 Patrick, you're cooking's improved one-thousandfold. 205 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,692 Congratulations, boy. 206 00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:45,451 You finally got the hang of it. 207 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,727 SpongeBob? 208 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:52,072 No wonder! 209 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,416 Patrick could never flip that many patties in an hour. 210 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,106 What happened to that feller anyway? 211 00:09:56,210 --> 00:10:00,485 Oh, I told him to stay home and watch television. 212 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:04,796 Why'd you do it, laddy? 213 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:06,899 Oh, Mr. Krabs. 214 00:10:07,003 --> 00:10:10,416 I love the putrid grease of the Krusty Krab so much! 215 00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:15,899 I just couldn't stay away. 216 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:17,416 You don't have to. 217 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,623 Your accumulated vacation time is used up. 218 00:10:19,727 --> 00:10:21,692 The union can't fine me anymore. 219 00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:23,141 You must have saved a fortune. 220 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:25,003 Bumping Barnacle, yes. 221 00:10:25,106 --> 00:10:27,210 And there she is. 222 00:10:28,347 --> 00:10:31,037 Wow, that's more than I make in a year. 223 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:33,347 Don't be asking me for a raise. 224 00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:34,934 Just get back to work! 225 00:10:35,037 --> 00:10:36,451 Yippee! 226 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:39,003 I happily acquiesce. 227 00:10:56,313 --> 00:10:59,899 Man, this is going to be our most rocking tour ever! 228 00:11:00,003 --> 00:11:01,485 Yeah! 229 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:05,382 Hey, dudes, check out the debut of my new look. 230 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:09,244 Whoa! What's that on your head? 231 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:12,727 Yeah, is that a wig or a pile of toilet paper? 232 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,796 Come on, guys, give it a chance. 233 00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:16,692 Let me try it on. 234 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:18,796 Hey! You've revealed my shiny dome. 235 00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:21,451 Hot potato! Catch! 236 00:11:21,554 --> 00:11:22,968 Give it back, man. 237 00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:25,416 If you want it, you got to catch it, dude. 238 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,968 Oops! 239 00:11:27,072 --> 00:11:29,382 Oh, man! My beautiful wig! 240 00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:48,037 I'm ready! 241 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,072 I'm read... 242 00:11:52,727 --> 00:11:55,313 What is this? 243 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:58,830 Curly tresses? Poofy texture? Itchy scalp? 244 00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:00,658 It's a wig! 245 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,072 Hi, Patrick. 246 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:03,658 How do you like my new look? 247 00:12:03,761 --> 00:12:06,865 I'll save you! 248 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,899 I'm saving you from that brain-eating alien 249 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:18,141 that's attacking your head! 250 00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:20,796 Patrick, the only thing attacking me is you! 251 00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:22,968 Oh. Sorry. 252 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:25,623 It's okay. 253 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,658 Why did you do that? 254 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,865 I thought it was a new type 255 00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:33,278 of cotton candy you wear on your head. 256 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:35,416 Well, it's not, but that is an excellent idea. 257 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,347 Then what is it? 258 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,451 It's my new look. 259 00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:39,003 I'm wearing a wig. 260 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,416 A wig? 261 00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:47,106 Oh... Oh, I can't... Oh... 262 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:51,934 Oh, I can't stand... Oh... 263 00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:58,347 Oh... Oh, boy. 264 00:12:58,451 --> 00:13:00,796 Don't you think that's a little silly? 265 00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:06,830 Oh, man! It's time for my weekly condiment soak. 266 00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,658 Do you mind? 267 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,554 Nice wig. 268 00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:18,968 Thanks. I am very fashionable today. 269 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:20,589 Hey, Square Fashion. 270 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,037 Nice couture. 271 00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:23,692 Why, thank you. 272 00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:24,865 So, that, huh? 273 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:28,037 Nice 'do, SpongeBob. 274 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,865 Yeah. Where can I get one? 275 00:13:31,692 --> 00:13:32,761 Wow! 276 00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:35,968 That wig really suits you. 277 00:13:42,451 --> 00:13:44,210 Hi, Squidward! 278 00:13:44,313 --> 00:13:45,692 What? What? What What? What? How? 279 00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:48,210 Notice anything different about me today, Squidward? 280 00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:54,313 Nope. 281 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,727 I'm wearing a wig. 282 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,658 Oh, yeah. How could I have missed it? 283 00:13:58,761 --> 00:14:01,313 Can you believe I found it lying around in the street? 284 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,796 Amazing. 285 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:06,485 If you want to, after work, we could go look for a wig for you! 286 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,072 I can't wait. 287 00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:10,451 Wig away! 288 00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:12,934 Whoo-hoo! 289 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:22,313 Order up, Squidward! 290 00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:24,968 Mr. Krabs! 291 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,141 I've served a lot of junk here, 292 00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:28,554 but a hair patty? 293 00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:30,623 SpongeBob! 294 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,141 Yes, Mr. Krabs? 295 00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:38,003 What in Davy Jones' locker is on your head, son? 296 00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:40,175 Oh, that's my new wig, Mr. Krabs. 297 00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:41,175 Well, take it off! 298 00:14:41,278 --> 00:14:42,416 The hair's getting into the patties! 299 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,692 Take it off? 300 00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:45,244 But I can't, Mr. Krabs. 301 00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:48,003 My wig makes everyone so happy. 302 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:49,899 Happy? Ever since I began wearing it, 303 00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,244 everyone I see gets a big grin on their face. 304 00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:53,347 I can imagine. 305 00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,589 Oh, please let me keep it, Mr. Krabs. 306 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:58,210 Well, if it means that much to you, you can keep it. 307 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:00,141 But you've got to wear a hairnet. 308 00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:03,796 And, if I see one more hairy patty, your wig goes 309 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:05,485 in the Dumpster. 310 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:10,313 There you are, SpongeBob. 311 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,589 Are you ready for karate practice? 312 00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:14,520 I see you've noticed my new wig. 313 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,003 Pretty impressive, huh? 314 00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:19,451 It's great, SpongeBob. 315 00:15:25,072 --> 00:15:27,416 Glad you like it. 316 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,347 I'll see you later, Sandy. 317 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:35,037 Two Krabby Patties and a side order of lookin' good. 318 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,244 Nice wig. 319 00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:38,485 Like to keep in style, huh? 320 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,658 You know it. 321 00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:42,485 Off to meet the queen, Sir Nerd Leroy? 322 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:43,899 The name is SpongeBob, 323 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:46,106 and no, I am not meeting royalty. 324 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:49,416 You must be referring to my regal appearance. 325 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 326 00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,313 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 327 00:15:54,175 --> 00:15:56,175 Thank you all for your kind words. 328 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:59,141 I wish I could give you such nice wigs. 329 00:15:59,244 --> 00:16:01,141 How about a little off the top? 330 00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:03,382 Yeah, your wig's big enough to go around. 331 00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:04,520 This isn't good. 332 00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:05,796 Everyone's getting jealous. 333 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,520 Squidward, I'll be hiding 334 00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,175 in the kitchen if you need me. 335 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,141 Hide your shame, SpongeBob. 336 00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,416 Hide your shame. 337 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:16,658 Well, well, well. 338 00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:17,899 Ned and the Needlefish. 339 00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,899 - You're fired. - Fired? 340 00:16:20,003 --> 00:16:21,175 But why? 341 00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:23,210 Ask Baldy McBaldyson over here. 342 00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:24,623 Ned! 343 00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:25,830 Good going, dude. 344 00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:27,554 I can't help not having hair! 345 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:30,175 We formed this band it was for one reason 346 00:16:30,278 --> 00:16:32,037 and one reason only. 347 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,141 To make a lot of money. 348 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,106 And you not having hair 349 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,658 is getting in the way of that! 350 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:38,830 We are selling records, not denture cream. 351 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,106 Either you come back with hair, 352 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,727 or don't come back at all! 353 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,210 Time to go home, boys! 354 00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:47,727 Almost finished! 355 00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:53,934 See, Squidward? 356 00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:55,278 It's functional, too. 357 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,554 It's about as functional as your brain. 358 00:16:57,658 --> 00:16:59,520 Ha-ha, ha-ha; thank you, Squidward. 359 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,106 That wasn't a compliment! 360 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,968 The entire town is laughing at you! 361 00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:05,313 I don't understand. 362 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,623 Just look at yourself! 363 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,072 Hello, handsome. 364 00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,934 SpongeBob, your head is 365 00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,761 twice as large as before. 366 00:17:14,865 --> 00:17:17,003 I've never been tall before. 367 00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:20,175 That wig is infested with parasites! 368 00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:23,830 That tickles! 369 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,761 Can't you see how ridiculous you look? 370 00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:29,037 I think that it looks cool. 371 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,589 You wouldn't know cool 372 00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,313 if I locked you in the freezer. 373 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,106 For your information, Mr. Krabs, 374 00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,830 Squidward haslocked me in the freezer, 375 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,589 so I think I know what cool is. 376 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,865 You stop wearing that nasty thing to work. 377 00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:44,313 But, Mr. Krabs... 378 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,934 No "buts." 379 00:17:46,037 --> 00:17:48,347 So I can't have a wig or a butt? 380 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:49,589 No, SpongeBob. 381 00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,658 It means, until you get rid of that wig, 382 00:17:51,761 --> 00:17:53,865 get your butt out of here! 383 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,382 I never got a chance to talk to SpongeBob yesterday. 384 00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,106 I was laughing too hard. 385 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,278 SpongeBob? 386 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,106 Hi, Sandy. What do you think? 387 00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,313 We need to talk. 388 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,313 Why would I want to get rid of my wig? 389 00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,865 Look how happy it makes everybody. 390 00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,899 Well, it does attract a lot of attention. 391 00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:21,589 I know! People just can't keep their eyes off of me. 392 00:18:21,692 --> 00:18:24,347 Neither can I, SpongeBob. 393 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:28,485 It's true, Tom, this isn't my real hair. 394 00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:29,934 I stole it. 395 00:18:30,037 --> 00:18:31,072 Pardon me. Excuse me. 396 00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,623 Pardon me. Pardon me. 397 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,520 Whoa! 398 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:42,347 Hey, the wig broke my fall. 399 00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:44,865 Mm, popcorn. 400 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:51,485 Ah, you always come through for me. 401 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,485 Hey, buddy, do you mind? 402 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:55,692 Shh! 403 00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:57,520 It's very rude to talk 404 00:18:57,623 --> 00:18:58,968 during a movie. 405 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,106 Um, SpongeBob? 406 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,416 You too, Sandy. 407 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,554 People are trying to watch the movie. 408 00:19:04,658 --> 00:19:05,658 Well, they can't. 409 00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:06,727 Look, your stupid wig 410 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,072 is blocking the whole screen. 411 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:10,106 Take it off, jerk! 412 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:12,175 Hey! Down in front! Take the wig off! 413 00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:15,727 People, return your attention to the movie! 414 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:18,865 I know my wig is glamorous and exciting, 415 00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,865 but there is no need to start a riot. 416 00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:22,382 That's a great idea. 417 00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:24,175 Let's start a riot! 418 00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,382 Get him! Get him! 419 00:19:30,692 --> 00:19:33,072 I told you that movie was terrible. 420 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:36,175 Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob? 421 00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,968 I guess you're right, Sandy. 422 00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:40,796 I got so much enjoyment out of the wig myself, 423 00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:42,727 I assumed everyone else did, too. 424 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:45,072 It's time to be strong. 425 00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:47,313 I know. 426 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,968 I just want you to know that... 427 00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:55,175 even though I didn't know 428 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,175 you existed a few days ago, 429 00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,727 I can't imagine life without you. 430 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,141 Hurry up, SpongeBob. 431 00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:02,451 No matter what they say, 432 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:05,210 you'll always be cool to me. 433 00:20:08,244 --> 00:20:11,692 I'll never accessorize again. 434 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,796 You did the right thing, SpongeBob. 435 00:20:13,899 --> 00:20:16,347 Where am I going to get some hair? 436 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:18,106 My career is ruined. 437 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,451 Ruined! 438 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,451 Can it be? 439 00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:28,072 It is! My wig! 440 00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:31,727 Yes! Victory is mine! 441 00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:52,244 Wigs! 442 00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:55,003 Wigs, wigs, they're everywhere. 443 00:20:55,106 --> 00:20:57,692 Oh, he's got your hair. 444 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,037 Thank you. 445 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:00,072 SpongeBob! 446 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,451 Patrick! 447 00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,072 At least he's not wearing a wig. 448 00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:04,796 Look at my new wig. 449 00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,623 Everyone's wearing wigs! 450 00:21:06,727 --> 00:21:07,761 Everyone! 451 00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:09,278 I'm starting to feel a little betrayed. 452 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:11,934 Hey, you made fun of me yesterday. 453 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,796 I thought powdered wigs were uncool. 454 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,141 Yeah, they were. 455 00:21:16,244 --> 00:21:17,623 But look. 456 00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:19,899 Wow, Ned and the Needlefish 457 00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:22,003 wearing my wig. 458 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:26,003 So I was cool before anyone else? 459 00:21:26,106 --> 00:21:28,554 Yes, you were. 460 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:29,796 But not anymore. 461 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:31,520 See ya! 462 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,347 I wish I had a wig. 463 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:35,106 Don't be sad, SpongeBob. 464 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,899 You can borrow one of mine. 465 00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:38,761 Just wash it before you return it.