1 00:00:03,606 --> 00:00:08,710 Today we study the gentle rhythm of the sea. 2 00:00:10,813 --> 00:00:13,984 Gentle rhythm! 3 00:00:13,985 --> 00:00:19,123 Oh, never mind. 4 00:00:28,054 --> 00:00:32,881 Ocean wave. 5 00:00:32,882 --> 00:00:34,674 Tropical waves. 6 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:38,053 Whirlpool! 7 00:00:38,054 --> 00:00:43,192 Reverse whirlpool! 8 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:46,881 Grr! 9 00:00:46,882 --> 00:00:49,536 SpongeBob, turn that noise off! 10 00:00:49,537 --> 00:00:54,675 This will get his attention. 11 00:01:02,434 --> 00:01:05,502 Sponge... 12 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:08,226 Oh, Squidward, you swallowed your clarinet again. 13 00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:09,812 I'll get it. 14 00:01:09,813 --> 00:01:12,433 No! No! Don't... 15 00:01:12,434 --> 00:01:14,329 - touch... - me! 16 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:15,777 I'll get a better look. 17 00:01:15,778 --> 00:01:18,467 Mm. It's too dark. 18 00:01:18,468 --> 00:01:23,606 This calls for extreme measures. 19 00:01:24,744 --> 00:01:27,295 Got it! 20 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,191 Hey, the pointy bit on the end is missing. 21 00:01:30,192 --> 00:01:32,812 It's called a reed... eee! 22 00:01:32,813 --> 00:01:34,881 What's a reed... eee? 23 00:01:34,882 --> 00:01:36,709 Great. 24 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:39,295 - My reed... - is still... 25 00:01:39,296 --> 00:01:42,191 - stuck in my... - throat. 26 00:01:42,192 --> 00:01:43,950 And it's all your fault! 27 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:45,777 There's only one thing to do. 28 00:01:45,778 --> 00:01:48,191 We got to see Sandy. 29 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,846 Hmm. Just as I thought. 30 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:53,157 You've got that pointy bit from the end of your clarinet 31 00:01:53,158 --> 00:01:54,674 stuck in your throat. 32 00:01:54,675 --> 00:01:55,812 That was clumsy of you. 33 00:01:55,813 --> 00:01:57,433 I didn't. 34 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:59,260 It was SpongeBob that... 35 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:01,777 Well, there's nothing to do for it but surgery. 36 00:02:01,778 --> 00:02:06,088 Ooh... 37 00:02:06,089 --> 00:02:08,812 Now is my chance to try out my new invention— 38 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:10,743 the solution to your problem. 39 00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:12,536 A submarine? 40 00:02:12,537 --> 00:02:15,019 That's right, Squidward. Let me show you. 41 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,743 This whole lab is called the Chamber of Shrinkage. 42 00:02:17,744 --> 00:02:22,882 I'll shrink the sub and myself down to microscopic size... 43 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,846 then navigate through your brain, 44 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,260 down into your throat, and extract the reed 45 00:02:30,261 --> 00:02:32,088 from inside. Simple! 46 00:02:32,089 --> 00:02:34,053 Why don't you just shrink the reed? 47 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,709 Oh, Squidward, 48 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,191 always wanting to do it the hard way. 49 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,777 We're all set, Squidward. 50 00:02:40,778 --> 00:02:42,295 Are you ready for the sedative? 51 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,950 Are you sure this is safe? 52 00:02:43,951 --> 00:02:45,743 Completely! 53 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:48,088 As long as someone competent is behind the wheel. 54 00:02:48,089 --> 00:02:49,398 Hey, what's that? 55 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:52,709 Hi-yah! 56 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,433 Sweet dreams, pardner. 57 00:02:54,434 --> 00:02:56,226 Oops! I forgot to pack food for the trip. 58 00:02:56,227 --> 00:02:57,950 I've got to get some supplies from my treedome, 59 00:02:57,951 --> 00:02:59,226 and I need you to guard the submarine 60 00:02:59,227 --> 00:03:01,053 while I'm gone. 61 00:03:01,054 --> 00:03:02,846 Do you think you can handle it, SpongeBob? 62 00:03:02,847 --> 00:03:04,260 Can do, Sandy. 63 00:03:04,261 --> 00:03:06,915 Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut! 64 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:08,743 Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut! 65 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:09,984 Hi, SpongeBob. 66 00:03:09,985 --> 00:03:11,467 Hello, citizen. 67 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:12,915 What are you doing? 68 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:14,536 Guarding Sandy's submarine. 69 00:03:14,537 --> 00:03:17,950 Wow! I've never been in a submarine. 70 00:03:17,951 --> 00:03:19,536 Let's look inside. 71 00:03:19,537 --> 00:03:21,571 Can't. I'm guarding it. 72 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:24,915 Oh, man! Could you guard it from the inside? 73 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,088 You're right. 74 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:31,226 Patrick, you're a genius. 75 00:03:31,227 --> 00:03:33,053 Ooh! Ooh! 76 00:03:33,054 --> 00:03:38,192 SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty. 77 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:48,915 "Shrink." 78 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:54,054 I do have a lot of issues. 79 00:03:54,054 --> 00:03:59,192 Pretty. Pretty. 80 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:05,123 I'm back, SpongeBob. Uh-oh. 81 00:04:06,399 --> 00:04:09,260 You're so tiny. 82 00:04:09,261 --> 00:04:14,399 A giant SpongeBob! 83 00:04:19,296 --> 00:04:23,398 Patrick! SpongeBob! 84 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:25,709 Sandy's grown to gigantic size! 85 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,571 I don't think Sandy grew, Patrick. 86 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:29,467 I think weshrunk. 87 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:31,019 That's silly. 88 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,709 Don't you think it's more likely 89 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:37,813 that the entire world grew? 90 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:40,605 Hi, Squidward. 91 00:04:40,606 --> 00:04:43,502 Well, the submarine is safely inside you. 92 00:04:43,503 --> 00:04:45,226 Wonderful. Wait! 93 00:04:45,227 --> 00:04:47,950 If you're out here, then who's in here? 94 00:04:47,951 --> 00:04:51,709 Well, why don't you take a look for yourself? 95 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,640 SpongeBob and Patrick are piloting 96 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,881 a miniature submarine inside my head. 97 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:59,122 SpongeBob and Patrick... 98 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:04,261 SpongeBob and... 99 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:12,467 You better calm down, Squidward. 100 00:05:12,468 --> 00:05:14,295 With them little critters inside you, 101 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:16,053 I wouldn't be moving around too much. 102 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:19,157 You can knock them into something important. 103 00:05:19,158 --> 00:05:22,191 Where are we, Patrick? 104 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:24,709 I don't know, but it's a real dump. 105 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:27,019 SpongeBob, Patrick, can you hear me? 106 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,157 It's Sandy. 107 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:29,398 She's in there? 108 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:31,881 I'll save you, Sandy! 109 00:05:31,882 --> 00:05:37,020 Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot! 110 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,364 Sandy, where are you? 111 00:05:39,365 --> 00:05:40,950 Where are we? 112 00:05:40,951 --> 00:05:42,226 You're trespassing, SpongeBob— 113 00:05:42,227 --> 00:05:43,984 in my lab, my submarine— 114 00:05:43,985 --> 00:05:45,881 and you're trespassing inside of Squidward. 115 00:05:45,882 --> 00:05:49,053 I thought this place was in bad shape. 116 00:05:49,054 --> 00:05:51,295 I heard that! 117 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:53,019 Let's get you out of there, SpongeBob. 118 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,915 All you need to do is locate the autopilot. 119 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:57,709 It'll safely take you through your mission, 120 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,950 and then out the extraction point. 121 00:05:59,951 --> 00:06:03,226 Um... 122 00:06:03,227 --> 00:06:04,915 We broke it. 123 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,433 Stop it! What are you trying to do? 124 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,709 Kill him? 125 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,777 This is approximately 17 times harder to drive 126 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:12,467 than a boatmobile, 127 00:06:12,468 --> 00:06:14,640 which you're never successfully done. 128 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:17,329 So just take it nice and easy. 129 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,157 No problemo. 130 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:24,296 Nice and... easy! 131 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:38,503 So, how's it going? 132 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,571 I can't control my eyeballs! 133 00:06:51,572 --> 00:06:52,950 Don't worry. It's temporary. 134 00:06:52,951 --> 00:06:54,433 Now, just sign this. 135 00:06:54,434 --> 00:06:57,088 Okay. Now, what is this? 136 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,709 Oh, just your autograph, 137 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,674 uh, for when you're, uh... famous. 138 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:02,088 Oh, of course. 139 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,571 I've got headshots, you know. 140 00:07:03,572 --> 00:07:05,502 What the...? 141 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:08,088 Squidward! 142 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:12,191 What's happening? 143 00:07:12,192 --> 00:07:15,777 Give me that! Give it back! No, give it. Give it back. 144 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:20,088 They're hitting your central nervous system! 145 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,743 Oh. You think? 146 00:07:21,744 --> 00:07:23,881 You're not in control of your actions. 147 00:07:23,882 --> 00:07:25,502 Hey! 148 00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:27,088 Oh, I'm sorry. 149 00:07:27,089 --> 00:07:32,227 I'm not in control of my actions. 150 00:07:32,951 --> 00:07:36,295 They've gone off course! 151 00:07:36,296 --> 00:07:41,434 Oh, my gosh! You're out of control! 152 00:07:43,227 --> 00:07:47,950 Ew! Where are we? 153 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:49,777 Mayday! Mayday! 154 00:07:49,778 --> 00:07:52,915 We're sinking! And Patrick won't stop screaming! 155 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:55,364 Those stomach acid levels are way too high! 156 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:58,605 The reserve tanks are almost empty. 157 00:07:58,606 --> 00:08:00,709 Patrick! 158 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,743 Finished. 159 00:08:02,744 --> 00:08:04,709 SpongeBob, you got to get out of there! 160 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:06,674 It's a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus 161 00:08:06,675 --> 00:08:09,191 where the reed is. 162 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:10,984 You can complete your mission 163 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:12,502 if we could just access an alternative fuel. 164 00:08:12,503 --> 00:08:14,295 Like natural gas. 165 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:15,674 Natural gas? 166 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:19,398 Like this. 167 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,364 Stop burping inside me! 168 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:22,812 That's disgusting! 169 00:08:22,813 --> 00:08:25,260 Wait a minute, Squidward. 170 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:27,191 They might be on to something. 171 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:29,019 What? If you could make a big enough burp... 172 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,881 We could filter the C02 through our ballast tanks, 173 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:33,502 refire the engines, 174 00:08:33,503 --> 00:08:35,709 and ride the shock wave out of here! 175 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,122 Wow. 176 00:08:37,123 --> 00:08:38,915 He's right. What? 177 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,157 We're going through with your plan, Patrick. 178 00:08:41,158 --> 00:08:45,709 Yay! What plan? 179 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,329 Now burp, Squidward. 180 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:52,468 Lives are on the line. 181 00:08:55,054 --> 00:09:00,192 I never thought it would end this way. 182 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:07,191 It's working. 183 00:09:07,192 --> 00:09:10,743 Whee! Whee! 184 00:09:10,744 --> 00:09:14,709 They're heading for the esophagus. 185 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:17,433 Phew! What have you been eating? 186 00:09:17,434 --> 00:09:20,295 Morons. 187 00:09:20,296 --> 00:09:22,019 SpongeBob to Sandy. 188 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,157 We're reached the foreign obstruction. 189 00:09:24,158 --> 00:09:26,846 Okay. You're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow. 190 00:09:26,847 --> 00:09:31,985 I'm already on it. 191 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:38,020 This stupid hammer won't break anything. 192 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:44,157 SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance! 193 00:09:44,158 --> 00:09:46,053 You're right, Patrick. 194 00:09:46,054 --> 00:09:51,192 Whirlpool spin! 195 00:09:58,778 --> 00:10:00,191 Good work, guys. 196 00:10:00,192 --> 00:10:01,605 Mission accomplished. 197 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:02,812 Now all you have to do is... 198 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:04,329 Get out of my body! 199 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,605 Go! 200 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:10,710 Grow? 201 00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:14,157 Almost ready to open. 202 00:10:14,158 --> 00:10:16,743 There! 203 00:10:16,744 --> 00:10:18,571 Good morning, Mr. Krabs. 204 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:19,846 Hello, Squidward. 205 00:10:19,847 --> 00:10:21,433 Neptune's trousers! 206 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,777 What's gotten into you? 207 00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:28,191 Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs. 208 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:33,330 Squidward, the toilet's backed up again. 209 00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:52,846 Hey! 210 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:53,984 Hey, you there! Who me? 211 00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,019 Yes, you. 212 00:10:55,020 --> 00:11:00,158 Get outta town! 213 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,226 Get outta town! 214 00:11:06,227 --> 00:11:07,881 And take a vacation 215 00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:09,915 to beautiful Sunny Seashores Resort. 216 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:15,054 Here you go, sir. 217 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,088 I got to get out of town! 218 00:11:19,089 --> 00:11:20,846 Oh, thanks, SpongeBob. 219 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,571 Sure, Patrick... 220 00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,122 I got to get going! 221 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:26,295 He told me to. Who did? 222 00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:31,434 Uh... well... 223 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:34,260 I'm not sure, but he had a briefcase. 224 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,260 Oh, a briefcase! 225 00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:41,399 He might be a paid assassin. 226 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:46,398 But, Patrick, you can't go— not like this. 227 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:51,537 Who will go with me to the next Jellyfisherman's Expo? 228 00:11:52,847 --> 00:11:55,398 It will have to be one of your other chums. 229 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:59,915 'Cause my mind is set. 230 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:05,054 Unset it, please unset it. 231 00:12:08,606 --> 00:12:13,674 I guess I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go. 232 00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:16,398 My... clothes. 233 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,433 Um, Patrick, those are my clothes. 234 00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:20,674 My peanut butter. 235 00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:22,226 That's my peanut butter. 236 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:25,709 And my pickles. 237 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,881 I can't believe you're leaving, Patrick... 238 00:12:27,882 --> 00:12:30,122 with all my pickles! 239 00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:32,467 It's the end of me... 240 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,295 being here. 241 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,915 Wait! 242 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,433 Stop. 243 00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:38,881 What about all our plans? 244 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,571 "8:00 a.m., wake up Patrick. 245 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:42,640 "9:00 a.m., eat Kelpo with Patrick. 246 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,364 "10:00 a.m., brush teeth with Patrick. 247 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:46,433 1:00 p.m., stare at Patrick." 248 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:48,709 Who's going to do all that with me? 249 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:52,364 I'm sorry, there's no stopping the unstoppable. 250 00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:55,846 Patrick Star will live no more, forever... 251 00:12:55,847 --> 00:12:59,709 in Bikini Bottom. 252 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:02,709 But what if you weren't Patrick Star? 253 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,019 Oh, no! I'm not Patrick Star? 254 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:09,709 You are Patrick Star, but you won't be for long. 255 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,571 There you go, Patrick. 256 00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:16,675 No one will know it's you. 257 00:13:16,951 --> 00:13:18,433 Patrick, you okay? 258 00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,709 Hey, guys. 259 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:25,329 Yo, Patrick, cool shades. 260 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,846 Well, Pat, that disguise didn't work. 261 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:29,743 We're going to have to try harder. 262 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:34,157 Yeah, well, thanks, old SpongeBob, for your help. 263 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,433 It was a noble effort, 264 00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:38,640 but alas, all in vain. 265 00:13:38,641 --> 00:13:42,605 It's no use. I must leave. 266 00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:43,812 Good-bye, rock. 267 00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,881 Good-bye, coral... Ow! 268 00:13:45,882 --> 00:13:49,122 Good-bye, seaweed. 269 00:13:49,123 --> 00:13:53,777 Too bad we couldn't come up with a better costume. 270 00:13:53,778 --> 00:13:56,502 Good-bye, sky. 271 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,295 That's it! 272 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,019 With that seaweed on your head, you could be... 273 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,777 I know! I know! 274 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:04,260 I could be Mr. Seaweed Monster Man. 275 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:07,640 And live happily forever after in Bikini Bottom. 276 00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:10,295 Patrick, there already is a Mr. Seaweed Monster Man. 277 00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:12,674 Hey. 278 00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:14,640 Darn. 279 00:14:14,641 --> 00:14:16,364 It's okay, Patrick. 280 00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:18,019 So you can't be a monster. 281 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,709 But that vegetation on your head 282 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,122 give me an idea of what you can be. 283 00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,364 You're all set. 284 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:28,503 Come on out, Patrick. 285 00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,571 Hi, SpongeBob. 286 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,467 And hello, lady! 287 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:38,295 The disguise is working, Patrick. 288 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:43,434 I mean... Patricia. 289 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,743 SpongeBob, 290 00:14:45,744 --> 00:14:48,709 you never told me you had a girlfriend. 291 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,122 Oh, I'm not his girlfriend. 292 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,915 I'm Pat. ... tricia. 293 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,709 Patricia, Patricia. 294 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,984 Bro, your girlfriend is not ugly. 295 00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:00,260 Actually, Larry, she's not my girlfriend. 296 00:15:00,261 --> 00:15:01,502 She's just a... 297 00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,364 It's cool, buddy. 298 00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:05,053 You don't have to explain your girlfriend to me. 299 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,984 But she's not my girlfriend. 300 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:09,433 I don't know why you're standing here talking to me 301 00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,881 when you could be talking to your girlfriend. 302 00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:12,950 Come on, Patricia. 303 00:15:12,951 --> 00:15:14,709 Bye. 304 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,364 Congratulations on the new girlfriend, dude. 305 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:20,571 SpongeBob, this is not the time for a Sunday stroll. 306 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:22,364 It's time for work. 307 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:24,191 But, Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't open 308 00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,260 for another two hours. 309 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,777 There'll be no such thing 310 00:15:27,778 --> 00:15:29,571 as opening too early, me boy. 311 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:34,675 Excuse us, Miss. 312 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:39,984 SpongeBob, who's your friend? 313 00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:42,846 Mr. Krabs, this is Patricia. 314 00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:44,777 Patricia. 315 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,709 The most beautiful sound I've ever seen. 316 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:51,329 SpongeBob, do we need any more help down at The Krusty Krab? 317 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:56,468 No. We do? Great. She can start right away. 318 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:06,053 And who are you, my Rubenesque beauty? 319 00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:08,536 That's Patricia— 320 00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:10,536 our newest Krusty Krab employee. 321 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:15,260 Well, she sure is stunning. 322 00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:16,846 Just keep your eyes 323 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:21,985 on the customers, Mr. Squidward. 324 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,364 Hi, Patricia. 325 00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,467 I drew this for you. 326 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:31,606 The likeness is uncanny if I do say so myself. 327 00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:35,674 Uh, thank you, Squidward. 328 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:38,329 Order up, Miss Patricia. 329 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:42,777 Excuse me, Squidward. 330 00:16:42,778 --> 00:16:44,674 This order goes to table seven. 331 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:47,088 And remember your manners. 332 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:52,227 Four... nee... foo-nee... 333 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,226 That's a seven, Patricia. 334 00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:59,053 Mr. Krabs, you ordered two Krusty Meals? 335 00:16:59,054 --> 00:17:01,260 Did I order two meals? 336 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,433 Oh, silly me. 337 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:07,226 I can't possibly eat two Krusty Meals myself. 338 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,743 I guess you'll just have to help me 339 00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:12,295 finish all this food. 340 00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:16,812 Okay. 341 00:17:16,813 --> 00:17:18,640 Patricia, we may have only 342 00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:20,812 known each other for a short time now, 343 00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:25,951 but I feel like a special connection has been made. 344 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:40,813 Quite an appetite, but she's all woman. 345 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:50,329 You know, Patricia, they don't call me 346 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:55,468 the sizzle-lipped squid for nothing. 347 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,743 So are you free this Saturday night? 348 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,812 No. That's the night SpongeBob and I 349 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,674 are having a staring contest. 350 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:04,536 SpongeBob? 351 00:18:04,537 --> 00:18:06,674 Get back to work, you goldbricking freeloader! 352 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,846 Hut two, hut, two, ya, ya! 353 00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:11,743 And don't come back until all those patties are Krabby. 354 00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,640 Well, now that we're alone, 355 00:18:13,641 --> 00:18:16,053 how would you like to be my date Friday night to a... 356 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,950 I can't. 357 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:21,295 SpongeBob and I will be flying submarines that night. 358 00:18:21,296 --> 00:18:24,295 I have to get back to Krusting the Krab. 359 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,709 Man, why are those two so nice to me? 360 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:30,053 They were never this nice to Patrick. 361 00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:31,984 It's weird. 362 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:35,329 Are you sure about Saturday night? 363 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,812 Persistent bunch. 364 00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:39,157 How about Sunday brunch? 365 00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:43,812 No thanks... again. 366 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:45,191 But I made reservations for two at... 367 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,157 I said no. 368 00:18:47,158 --> 00:18:49,433 No. 369 00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,019 No way. 370 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,915 No. 371 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:52,915 No. 372 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,260 No! 373 00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:55,846 What is it about me 374 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:58,019 that makes those two so friendly? 375 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,777 Must have something to do with this disguise. 376 00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:03,295 I can't wear this any longer. 377 00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:05,157 If you reveal your secret identity, 378 00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,019 you'll have to leave Bikini Bottom. 379 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,709 I'm sorry, SpongeBob. 380 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,881 I just can't live like this anymore. 381 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:16,020 I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not. 382 00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:20,226 The lovely Patricia... 383 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,364 has returned to us. 384 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:24,433 I have an announcement to make. 385 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,364 The entire day that I've worked here, 386 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:31,503 I've wanted to say... 387 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:39,433 I've wanted to say that, uh... 388 00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,605 that... 389 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:46,710 that I will eat any leftovers you leave on your plate. 390 00:19:48,847 --> 00:19:50,640 Ahoy! 391 00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,260 Waitress! 392 00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:53,846 Aren't you gonna take myorder? 393 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,053 I'll be right there, sir. 394 00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,950 What's the matter, Patrick? 395 00:19:57,951 --> 00:20:00,157 Th-that's the guy with the briefcase. 396 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,984 The guy who's trying to run me out of town. 397 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,364 The assassin! 398 00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,709 What can I get you, sir? 399 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,295 Say, 400 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,433 don't I know you from somewhere? 401 00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:16,019 No. 402 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,329 That's it! 403 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,709 Get outta town! 404 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:20,881 He's on to us. 405 00:20:20,882 --> 00:20:22,605 I won't let you do it. 406 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:24,364 You'll have to do something horrible to me 407 00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:26,226 before I'll let you throw Patrick out of town! 408 00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:27,571 Patrick? Patrick? 409 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,709 You forgot your flyer. 410 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,571 "Get outta town! 411 00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:33,605 To beautiful Sunny Shore Resorts." 412 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:36,433 Look, this guy wasn't trying to run you out of town. 413 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,709 He just wanted to sell you a luxury vacation 414 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,605 at a modest price. 415 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:45,710 Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore. 416 00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:49,881 Um... 417 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,950 I think I need to take a shower. 418 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,984 So, let me get this straight. 419 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:55,502 Uh, you're not a woman? 420 00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:56,709 No. 421 00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,502 Well, then you're fired. 422 00:20:58,503 --> 00:21:00,846 Uh, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my office 423 00:21:00,847 --> 00:21:04,950 for, I don't know, the next 20 years or so. 424 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:07,329 Hey, buddy, what do you say we go home 425 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:12,468 and get started on this list?