1 00:00:00,024 --> 00:00:01,472 I can't hear you. 2 00:00:01,473 --> 00:00:06,611 Aye, aye, Captain. 3 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:27,059 Ready? 4 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:09,230 It's too quiet. 5 00:01:09,231 --> 00:01:14,369 Something isn't right around here. 6 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:24,334 Could it be? 7 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:28,644 Spongebob is gone for the evening. 8 00:01:28,645 --> 00:01:33,748 Here's to a delightful evening alone with you, public television. 9 00:01:44,852 --> 00:01:46,816 Do it again, do it again. 10 00:01:46,817 --> 00:01:51,955 O.K. 11 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:58,230 Will you two be quiet? 12 00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:03,334 I'm trying to watch public television. 13 00:02:03,335 --> 00:02:06,299 Do it again, do it again. 14 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:11,438 If those two want to ruin my quiet evening at home, they're gonna have to do better than that. 15 00:02:18,748 --> 00:02:19,747 What? 16 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:24,886 Squidward! 17 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,058 You're still there, aren't you? 18 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,575 Good evening, Squidward. 19 00:02:28,576 --> 00:02:30,575 Not so fast. 20 00:02:30,576 --> 00:02:33,782 You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening. 21 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:35,885 Oh, we're not here to ruin it. 22 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:37,816 We're here to enhance it. 23 00:02:37,817 --> 00:02:39,023 Isn't that right, pat? 24 00:02:39,024 --> 00:02:40,989 Yeah, we're here... 25 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:46,128 Can't a hard-Working squid get a little tv time alone? 26 00:02:47,611 --> 00:02:48,644 Spongebob? 27 00:02:48,645 --> 00:02:49,851 Patrick? 28 00:02:49,852 --> 00:02:54,990 Oh, what's the point. 29 00:02:56,162 --> 00:02:59,403 Could you turn it up? 30 00:02:59,404 --> 00:03:00,747 Uh, Squidward? 31 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,437 Could you turn it down a little? 32 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:04,472 Squidward, what's this about? 33 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:06,334 Squidward, how come he's so emotional? 34 00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:08,851 Is he the bad guy? 35 00:03:08,852 --> 00:03:09,506 Squidward? 36 00:03:09,507 --> 00:03:10,334 Squidward? 37 00:03:10,335 --> 00:03:11,368 Squidward? 38 00:03:11,369 --> 00:03:12,368 Squidward? 39 00:03:12,369 --> 00:03:13,265 Squidward? 40 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:14,265 Squidward? 41 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:16,092 Squidward? 42 00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:18,472 That's it. 43 00:03:18,473 --> 00:03:20,161 All I wanted to do was watch some smooth jazz on public television. 44 00:03:20,162 --> 00:03:22,782 But apparently, that's not gonna happen. 45 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:27,575 Once again, I'm going to have to leave my own home just to get some peace and quiet. 46 00:03:27,576 --> 00:03:31,058 Enjoy my tv. 47 00:03:31,059 --> 00:03:32,885 Pfah. 48 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:35,161 Oh, wait, I think I've seen this before. 49 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:36,885 This part's funny. 50 00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:38,542 I'm gonna go somewhere far away. 51 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:41,092 Somewhere far away from those two. 52 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:44,541 Watching public television on my tv. 53 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:47,023 Pfah. 54 00:03:47,024 --> 00:03:50,783 They wouldn't know real culture even if it hit them like a truck full of cement. 55 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:20,575 Day five, I think. 56 00:04:20,576 --> 00:04:22,816 I've been waddling these fields. 57 00:04:22,817 --> 00:04:26,161 I'm hungry, tired, and lost. 58 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:30,299 The only good thing about this is, no Spongebob. 59 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:35,438 Jellyfish fields. 60 00:04:36,645 --> 00:04:38,506 What is that thing, Patrick? 61 00:04:38,507 --> 00:04:39,782 I don't know. 62 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:42,644 Let's get a closer look. 63 00:04:42,645 --> 00:04:43,782 Hi, stranger. 64 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:48,921 I am Spongebob. 65 00:04:56,231 --> 00:04:57,506 Wait a minute. 66 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:59,679 Maybe he's not a monster. 67 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,713 Maybe he's an endangered species. 68 00:05:02,714 --> 00:05:03,989 We should help him. 69 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,092 Yeah, help him. 70 00:05:06,093 --> 00:05:07,472 Go away. 71 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,747 Can't you tell nobody wants you? 72 00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:10,092 You're endangered. 73 00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:11,954 Not like that. 74 00:05:11,955 --> 00:05:14,886 With lots of love and affection, we can take care of him. 75 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,644 Well, smelly, here you are. 76 00:05:19,645 --> 00:05:21,265 Your new home. 77 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,023 Oh, smelly, this is gonna be great. 78 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:25,472 We'll be one big happy family. 79 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:26,954 Let me show you around. 80 00:05:26,955 --> 00:05:29,851 Here's your bed, smelly. 81 00:05:29,852 --> 00:05:31,334 Here's your food bowl. 82 00:05:31,335 --> 00:05:33,989 And some kibble. 83 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:38,885 You can live here forever and ever. 84 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:40,885 Oh, look, pat. 85 00:05:40,886 --> 00:05:43,161 He's crying tears of joy. 86 00:05:43,162 --> 00:05:47,230 Well, smelly, there's one more family member you haven't met. 87 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,954 Smelly, meet Gary. 88 00:05:48,955 --> 00:05:51,161 Oh, look at that, smelly. 89 00:05:51,162 --> 00:05:54,747 Gary likes you. 90 00:05:54,748 --> 00:05:58,403 Gary, no. 91 00:05:58,404 --> 00:05:59,747 Gary. 92 00:05:59,748 --> 00:06:02,023 I don't think Gary likes smelly. 93 00:06:02,024 --> 00:06:04,196 Yeah, Gary's never attacked anyone like that, except Squidward. 94 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,334 I guess smelly can't live here. 95 00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:08,610 Ah, he can come live with me. 96 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:10,299 That's a great idea, Patrick. 97 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:14,816 You've always wanted a pet. 98 00:06:14,817 --> 00:06:16,506 Isn't that cute? 99 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:18,714 Look how excited he is to get to your house. 100 00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:19,954 Bye, smelly. 101 00:06:19,955 --> 00:06:23,230 Have fun at Patrick's. 102 00:06:23,231 --> 00:06:24,679 No, no, smelly. 103 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,472 Squidward doesn't like pets. 104 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:31,403 Hey, smelly, wanna play catch? 105 00:06:31,404 --> 00:06:34,437 Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 106 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,679 Almost. 107 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,679 Again. 108 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,299 So close. 109 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,679 Yeah, now you're... 110 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,954 Smelly! 111 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,713 What's gotten into you? 112 00:06:45,714 --> 00:06:47,644 Hello, animal control. 113 00:06:47,645 --> 00:06:51,058 There's a wild animal loose in my house. 114 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:55,954 Sure, I'll hold. 115 00:06:55,955 --> 00:06:57,403 Smelly, come back! 116 00:06:57,404 --> 00:07:01,713 Smelly! 117 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:05,196 Freeze. 118 00:07:05,197 --> 00:07:08,403 Oh, what's all the commotion. 119 00:07:08,404 --> 00:07:09,713 You are surrounded. 120 00:07:09,714 --> 00:07:11,230 There is no way out. 121 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,472 Smelly. 122 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,506 Excuse me. 123 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:15,023 Pardon me. 124 00:07:15,024 --> 00:07:16,093 If I can just scooch through there. 125 00:07:16,093 --> 00:07:17,127 Excuse me. 126 00:07:17,128 --> 00:07:18,161 Pardon me. 127 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:19,437 Excuse me. 128 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,092 You leave smelly alone. 129 00:07:21,093 --> 00:07:23,127 He's just a poor, dumb, wild animal. 130 00:07:23,128 --> 00:07:25,265 Wild animals don't belong here, son. 131 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:26,747 They belong in the zoo. 132 00:07:26,748 --> 00:07:31,886 Get him, boys. 133 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:44,954 Smelly! 134 00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:46,713 Mommy, what is that thing? 135 00:07:46,714 --> 00:07:51,852 I don't know, but it's hideous, isn't it? 136 00:07:53,886 --> 00:07:55,161 This isn't good. 137 00:07:55,162 --> 00:07:57,127 You're absolutely right. 138 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,713 It needs mustard. 139 00:07:58,714 --> 00:08:00,368 No one should be treated like that. 140 00:08:00,369 --> 00:08:02,954 Not even someone as ugly as smelly. 141 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:08,093 Something needs to be done about this, and I know exactly what that thing is. 142 00:08:11,852 --> 00:08:13,023 O.K., Patrick. 143 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:14,023 Remember the plan? 144 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:15,127 Uh, yeah. 145 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,230 This one, right? 146 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:18,610 No, not that. 147 00:08:18,611 --> 00:08:21,265 I'm talking about the plan to break smelly out of this animal prison. 148 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,920 Mm, good plan. 149 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,713 All right, I'll go down first. 150 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:30,161 Keep a lookout and follow me. 151 00:08:30,162 --> 00:08:33,506 You're my hero. 152 00:08:33,507 --> 00:08:34,541 Hey, Spongebob. 153 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,954 Help! 154 00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:40,161 Shh, we'll get caught. 155 00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:41,679 What, I can't hear you. 156 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:46,783 I'm screaming too loud. 157 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:54,472 Fear no longer, dear smelly. 158 00:08:54,473 --> 00:08:56,265 We are here to rescue you. 159 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:58,092 Understand? 160 00:08:58,093 --> 00:09:03,231 We are taking you home. 161 00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:05,679 Look how excited he is. 162 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:10,783 Flip the switch, Patrick. 163 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:16,955 Smelly, you're free. 164 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,437 You're surrounded. 165 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:22,989 There's no use trying to run. 166 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:28,128 Run, Patrick, run! 167 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:39,128 Faster, Patrick. 168 00:09:44,886 --> 00:09:50,024 I'll let smelly go first. 169 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,368 Don't worry, smelly. 170 00:09:53,369 --> 00:09:58,334 You're safe with us. 171 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:00,265 Think we lost 'em. 172 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,679 Well, we're all one big happy family again. 173 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,058 Let's see where this dark sewer tunnel leads. 174 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:09,023 Tra-La-La, la-La-La-La, la-La-La-La-La-La. 175 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,885 Oh, it's all right, smelly. 176 00:10:11,886 --> 00:10:17,024 Soon we'll be home, and you can sleep in that cozy little pet carrier you love so much. 177 00:10:18,197 --> 00:10:20,023 Hey, I see light. 178 00:10:20,024 --> 00:10:22,506 You're right, Patrick, that must be the way out. 179 00:10:22,507 --> 00:10:27,299 Whoa, where are we? 180 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,782 Let's go ask those guys. 181 00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:32,679 Um, excuse us? 182 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,197 Hey, they look just like you. 183 00:10:35,197 --> 00:10:37,334 Go, be with your real family. 184 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:42,368 Go ahead, smelly. 185 00:10:42,369 --> 00:10:47,507 I know you've come to think of us as a family, but it's better this way. 186 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,437 I'm gonna miss him, Spongebob. 187 00:10:58,438 --> 00:10:59,403 Me too, buddy. 188 00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:01,161 Me too. 189 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:03,300 But he's with his own kind now, where he belongs. 190 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:08,438 And on that note, let us go back to where we belong. 191 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:20,092 Ah, salutations, my children. 192 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:25,231 Are you ready for your daily dose of smooth jazz? 193 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:42,542 Um, hi. 194 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:58,747 Come on, "stovey," pop that corn. 195 00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:03,023 Get ready, Gary. 196 00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:08,162 Incoming! 197 00:12:12,886 --> 00:12:18,024 Popcorn is served. 198 00:12:18,817 --> 00:12:22,230 That bro is trouble at any car wash. 199 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:26,161 We will return to bikini bottom car wash after these messages. 200 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,679 Are you boring? 201 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,127 Yes, yes I am. 202 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:36,230 When friends describe you, do they use words like "dull," or "drab?" 203 00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:41,369 Ha, ha, ha, don't forget "platitudinous." 204 00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:46,023 Yes, that too, charlie. 205 00:12:46,024 --> 00:12:51,162 But what if I told you that you could change all that, with the magic of... magic. 206 00:12:57,783 --> 00:13:00,058 I look like some kind of magician. 207 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,989 Now people won't ignore me. 208 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,679 Let's hope not, charlie. 209 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:08,023 With my mr. Magic magical magic kit, 210 00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:11,472 Even you can impress and amaze your friends. 211 00:13:11,473 --> 00:13:13,851 I want to impress and amaze my friends. 212 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:18,990 Mr. just send $19.95 to me, mr. Magic. 213 00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:36,644 Four to six weeks later. 214 00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:41,748 One magic kit, and another one of these yellow things. 215 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,058 Here it is. 216 00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:55,197 Mr. Magic's magical magic kit. 217 00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,437 Look at all this. 218 00:13:57,438 --> 00:14:00,920 A book of spells, my very own wand of whimsy... 219 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:03,368 The beard of rasputin. 220 00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:08,507 And of course, the all-Important license to practice magic. 221 00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:12,575 Squidward. 222 00:14:12,576 --> 00:14:14,644 He'll appreciate my newly-Delivered skill. 223 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:19,748 Brine soda, low-Fat seaweed crisps, cool jazz... 224 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,851 Mm-Mm-Mm, Squidward, you have done it. 225 00:14:23,852 --> 00:14:27,713 You have officially spoiled yourself rotten. 226 00:14:27,714 --> 00:14:32,852 Well, let the rotting continue, friend, while I impress and amaze you with... magic. 227 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,920 Magic? 228 00:14:36,921 --> 00:14:40,679 Can you make yourself disappear, Spongebob? 229 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,851 Silly Squidward. 230 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:45,920 I won't learn vanishing spells until I become a level 10 wizard. 231 00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,954 No, I'd better start with something simpler. 232 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,058 Say, card conjuring. 233 00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:52,437 Here, hold this simple playing card, 234 00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:57,576 While I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes. 235 00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:59,885 Let's see. 236 00:14:59,886 --> 00:15:02,437 Step one. 237 00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:05,230 This can't possibly end soon. 238 00:15:05,231 --> 00:15:08,954 Which brings us to... step three. 239 00:15:08,955 --> 00:15:10,368 Juggle something. 240 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:15,507 Well, if you insist, mr. Magic. 241 00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:24,058 I don't care where you're going, just take me away from here. 242 00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:29,197 Then, take one card and shove it in your ear. 243 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,644 But I don't like pistachio. 244 00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:38,748 Then why did you ask for it? 245 00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:45,748 And finally, just say the words "hobris-Pobris." 246 00:15:46,886 --> 00:15:49,092 Squidward! 247 00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:51,680 My simple card trick has turned you into an ice cream cone. 248 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,920 Which means... 249 00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,127 I am a level 10 wizard! 250 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:59,127 I suppose I should change you back to squid form. 251 00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:01,161 Presto! 252 00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:03,058 Uh, let's see. 253 00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:04,161 Ah, a-Ha. 254 00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:09,023 A-La-Kazam! 255 00:16:09,024 --> 00:16:12,196 Abracadabra! 256 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,299 Oogly-Doogly. 257 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,541 Hobra-Cobra. 258 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,437 Open sesame? 259 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:21,541 Uh, change-Oh back-Oh to Squidward-Oh, please-Oh. 260 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:25,230 Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. 261 00:16:25,231 --> 00:16:30,369 I've transformed you into a delicious dairy dessert, and I can't change you back. 262 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,885 There, there, Squidward. 263 00:16:33,886 --> 00:16:35,851 There is no need to cry. 264 00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:38,679 I promise you will continue your normal life, 265 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:43,783 Despite the fact that you are now edible. 266 00:17:06,783 --> 00:17:08,989 Squidward, speak to me. 267 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:14,128 Speak... 268 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,644 Hey, squid. 269 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:24,885 Are you o.K.? 270 00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:26,092 Hey, squid. 271 00:17:26,093 --> 00:17:31,231 Are you still o.K.? 272 00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:32,679 Hey, Squidward. 273 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,644 I got something for you. 274 00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:37,679 Someone to keep you company in that drab old freezer. 275 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,679 Oh, aren't they cute? 276 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,713 I promise to stand by as an eternal guard over my buddy. 277 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:46,816 Hey, Spongebob. 278 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,679 What you doing? 279 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,507 I have turned poor Squidward into a frozen dessert. 280 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:52,196 That's awful. 281 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,299 How tragic. 282 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,472 Poor Squidward. 283 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:56,989 It's all my fault. 284 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,299 Did you say frozen dessert? 285 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:04,023 Yeah, I turned him into a tasty soft serve with a waffle cone. 286 00:18:04,024 --> 00:18:06,747 Ooh, soft serve. 287 00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:07,954 Patrick! 288 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,713 Stop eating Squidward! 289 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,575 Sorry. 290 00:18:12,576 --> 00:18:16,334 Patrick! 291 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,266 But he's so tasty. 292 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,679 Look, Patrick, don't you understand? 293 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,920 This isn't just your ordinary ice cream cone. 294 00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:26,092 It's pistachio. 295 00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:28,610 No, it's Squidward. 296 00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:32,644 And no matter what happens, I promised him that I would watch over him, 297 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,748 To ensure his soft frozen life is unchanged. 298 00:18:40,024 --> 00:18:41,230 Patrick! 299 00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:42,334 Squidward has melted! 300 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:43,954 Quick, call the police. 301 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,610 What am I gonna do? 302 00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:48,196 Oh, neptune, it's all my fault. 303 00:18:48,197 --> 00:18:50,472 What have I done? 304 00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:52,713 What have I done? 305 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,610 What have I done? 306 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,506 What have I done? 307 00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:58,472 It's all your fault. 308 00:18:58,473 --> 00:19:01,437 Curse you, mr. Magic magical magic kit. 309 00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:02,334 Curse you! 310 00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:03,334 Hey! 311 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:04,920 That's it. 312 00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,334 There's the answer to our problems. 313 00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:07,575 "Warning. 314 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,610 From ages nine to 99." 315 00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:11,161 No, Patrick. 316 00:19:11,162 --> 00:19:12,680 The one mystic being that can help us. 317 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,127 Mr. Magic. 318 00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:18,679 Just follow the brown tile road to the most mysterious mystic of 'em all. 319 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,058 No one's ever seen him in person. 320 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:26,197 Mr. enter. 321 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:33,989 Who dares to see mr. Magic? 322 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,127 Speak up. 323 00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:40,404 It is I, Spongebob of the Squarepants, magician level one. 324 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:43,747 And I have changed my friend into ice cream. 325 00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:45,610 Good job. 326 00:19:45,611 --> 00:19:48,265 Well, thank you, but... well, I can't change him back. 327 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:52,265 Hmm, um, well, have you ever thought of a different hobby? 328 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,954 I need your help to change him back. 329 00:19:54,955 --> 00:19:56,127 My help? 330 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,058 Uh, no thank you. 331 00:19:58,059 --> 00:20:00,403 But if you don't, my friend will be a cone forever. 332 00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:03,575 Sorry, I, um, I'm, out to lunch, that's it. 333 00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:04,782 I'll wait. 334 00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:05,989 I'm on a two-Year lunch. 335 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,299 Oh, please. 336 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,092 Mr. silence. 337 00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:12,368 But sir, no one else has your power of sorcery. 338 00:20:12,369 --> 00:20:14,679 Thank you. 339 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,369 Hey, Spongebob, there's a guy over here talking into a tubey thing. 340 00:20:18,369 --> 00:20:20,472 Um, ignore your friend. 341 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:25,299 The fish you see is only an illusion. 342 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,473 Why's he saying the same thing mr. Magic's saying? 343 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:28,851 I don't know, Patrick. 344 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,885 Who are you, good sir? 345 00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:34,885 Well, uh, uh, I'm horace b. Magic. 346 00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:38,644 Are you mr. Magic? 347 00:20:38,645 --> 00:20:40,713 Technically, yes. 348 00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:44,023 But the only magic around here is the magic of business. 349 00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:46,954 Does that mean you can't change my friend back? 350 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,954 Oh, I'm afraid not. 351 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,644 So sorry about that, laddie. 352 00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:53,575 Your refund check is in the mail. 353 00:20:53,576 --> 00:20:55,058 I don't need a refund. 354 00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:56,575 I want my friend back. 355 00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:58,230 This isn't about money. 356 00:20:58,231 --> 00:20:59,851 You're nothing but a fake. 357 00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:02,437 Just a lying, corporate businessman, 358 00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:06,541 Tainting the purity of magic with your corrupt, commercial ways. 359 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:11,645 You have ruined my faith in the magical arts. 360 00:21:14,093 --> 00:21:19,231 Security. 361 00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:21,437 What are we gonna do about Squidward? 362 00:21:21,438 --> 00:21:23,713 We could always eat him. 363 00:21:23,714 --> 00:21:25,334 I'm kind of hungry. 364 00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:27,058 Mr. Magic was a fake. 365 00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:29,472 And all of his magic stuff is fake. 366 00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:31,506 All those magic words, they were fake. 367 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,747 Yacky, schmacky, bappy, dappy 368 00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:38,886 Doppy, boppy, blabby, flabby... 369 00:21:39,162 --> 00:21:42,127 zappiga zowie, blippy bippy, blammica... 370 00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:44,954 Eew. 371 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,231 What are you doing, Spongebob? 372 00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:48,713 Squidward, you're back. 373 00:21:48,714 --> 00:21:50,920 The magic words worked. 374 00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:53,610 I really am magic after all. 375 00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:56,299 Can I turn you into something else now? 376 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:59,058 Hey, stop. 377 00:21:59,059 --> 00:22:02,920 Get me out of here. 378 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,092 Hey, Spongebob? 379 00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:06,265 I'm still hungry. 380 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,955 Will you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself? 381 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,224 Sure, buddy. 382 00:22:10,224 --> 00:22:15,362 Patrick-Ah, mayonnaise-Ica.