1 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:10,327 it is a very special day in bikini bottom. 2 00:00:10,430 --> 00:00:11,844 I'm ready! 3 00:00:13,844 --> 00:00:15,534 Patrick, did you bring my flashcards? 4 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:16,947 Right here, buddy. 5 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:21,154 Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,430 No, patrick! 7 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:26,810 Hey, learning tastes good. 8 00:00:26,913 --> 00:00:28,258 Patrick, I needed those. 9 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,810 Oh, fiddlesticks! 10 00:00:29,913 --> 00:00:32,568 You've taken that driving test more times than anyone. 11 00:00:32,672 --> 00:00:34,120 57 times. 12 00:00:34,223 --> 00:00:36,878 Well then, 58 is your lucky number! 13 00:00:36,982 --> 00:00:39,327 You're gonna pass that driving test, spongebob, 14 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,016 Because you're a winner. 15 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:41,913 I'm a winner? 16 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:43,154 Who's a winner? 17 00:00:43,258 --> 00:00:44,085 I'm a winner. 18 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:45,499 Who's a winner? 19 00:00:45,603 --> 00:00:46,637 I'm a winner. 20 00:00:46,741 --> 00:00:48,085 Who's a winner? 21 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:49,016 I'm a winner! 22 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,396 I'm a winner, I'm a winner! 23 00:00:51,499 --> 00:00:54,051 one minute, thirty-Seven seconds later... 24 00:00:57,051 --> 00:00:59,327 How'd you do, winner? 25 00:01:02,775 --> 00:01:03,878 Let's see that license. 26 00:01:03,982 --> 00:01:06,361 I didn't get a license, patrick. 27 00:01:06,465 --> 00:01:08,465 Are they gonna mail it to you? 28 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,016 No, patrick, I failed the boating test. 29 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,810 I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number, after all. 30 00:01:13,913 --> 00:01:14,878 No way! 31 00:01:14,982 --> 00:01:17,499 58 is, like, the luckiest number ever. 32 00:01:17,603 --> 00:01:19,085 The test must be rigged. 33 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:20,913 Let's just go home, patrick. 34 00:01:21,016 --> 00:01:24,465 We're not goin' anywhere until I get to the bottom of this! 35 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:26,085 I'm takin' that test myself! 36 00:01:26,189 --> 00:01:26,982 no, patrick! 37 00:01:27,085 --> 00:01:28,465 I've been training for years. 38 00:01:28,568 --> 00:01:31,051 They'll eat you alive. 39 00:01:31,154 --> 00:01:32,396 Please, spongebob. 40 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:34,499 I think I know what I'm doing. 41 00:01:34,603 --> 00:01:35,361 No, patrick. 42 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:36,913 No! 43 00:01:38,775 --> 00:01:39,499 Good morning. 44 00:01:39,603 --> 00:01:41,085 You're not the judge of me! 45 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:43,292 Actually, I am. 46 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:46,327 Let the testing begin! 47 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:48,396 I shouldn't have let him do it. 48 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,223 What kind of friend am I? 49 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,120 spongebob, spongebob! 50 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:52,603 I'm here for you, buddy. 51 00:01:52,706 --> 00:01:54,327 I passed my test. 52 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:56,706 You got a perfect score? 53 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:57,603 Yeah! 54 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,603 I thought you said it was hard. 55 00:01:59,706 --> 00:02:02,396 Perfect... score. 56 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:03,741 Come on. 57 00:02:03,844 --> 00:02:07,258 I've gotta get my picture taken for my new license. 58 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,327 Stand behind the line, sir. 59 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,775 How do I look? 60 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:12,258 Like a winner. 61 00:02:12,361 --> 00:02:12,775 Ready? 62 00:02:12,878 --> 00:02:14,085 Ready! 63 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,810 Congratulations, mr. Star! 64 00:02:20,913 --> 00:02:24,085 You're the one-Millionth person to pass the test. 65 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:26,775 Does that mean I get a free key chain? 66 00:02:26,878 --> 00:02:28,016 Uh, no. 67 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:32,292 You get a brand-New boatmobile! 68 00:02:32,396 --> 00:02:36,568 the new bass blaster 3000, the ultimate boating machine. 69 00:02:36,672 --> 00:02:37,741 Yeah, all right! 70 00:02:37,844 --> 00:02:40,016 women will want you! 71 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:43,430 men will want to be you. 72 00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:47,603 you'll be the envy of your friends. 73 00:02:49,396 --> 00:02:50,465 Isn't this great? 74 00:02:50,568 --> 00:02:52,913 I got my license and a new boat. 75 00:02:53,016 --> 00:02:56,327 I'm... so... happy... for you. 76 00:02:58,913 --> 00:02:59,430 Whoa! 77 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:01,499 The horn works. 78 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:03,810 Whoo! 79 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:06,672 This is the greatest day ever, right, spongebob? 80 00:03:06,775 --> 00:03:08,051 Right, patrick. 81 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:11,603 I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. 82 00:03:11,706 --> 00:03:13,499 Except maybe getting my license. 83 00:03:13,603 --> 00:03:18,672 Maybe if you apply yourself, you could be the two-Millionth person to get his license. 84 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:19,878 Two-Millionth? 85 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,878 Then you could get a free boat, just like me. 86 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:24,085 Yeah, "just like you." 87 00:03:24,189 --> 00:03:26,775 I try to serve as an inspiration to others. 88 00:03:26,878 --> 00:03:28,292 Can we go home now? 89 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:30,672 We've been drivin' around your house for hours. 90 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:31,775 I know! 91 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,982 It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it? 92 00:03:34,085 --> 00:03:35,465 Thanks for the ride, patrick. 93 00:03:35,568 --> 00:03:37,051 No problem, buddy. 94 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:40,430 You can't help being a... pedestrian. 95 00:03:55,947 --> 00:03:58,672 Patrick, what are you doing? 96 00:03:58,775 --> 00:04:01,085 I'm trying to work on my boatmobile. 97 00:04:01,189 --> 00:04:02,878 Now, could you keep it down? 98 00:04:02,982 --> 00:04:05,947 It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. 99 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:12,258 4:00. 100 00:04:13,706 --> 00:04:17,292 Who could be at the door at this- Ow, wha-, 101 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:18,810 Now what is it, patrick? 102 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:21,499 You will never guess what happened to me today. 103 00:04:21,603 --> 00:04:22,947 You got your license? 104 00:04:23,051 --> 00:04:23,603 Yeah! 105 00:04:24,947 --> 00:04:26,051 But that's not all. 106 00:04:26,154 --> 00:04:27,534 You got a new boat. 107 00:04:27,637 --> 00:04:28,396 Yeah. 108 00:04:28,499 --> 00:04:30,154 Have you been followin' me? 109 00:04:30,258 --> 00:04:33,499 You know, you need to get your ownlife. 110 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:38,672 I just need a few minutes sleep. 111 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:42,982 Maow? 112 00:04:43,085 --> 00:04:45,430 Yes, gary, I saw his new boat. 113 00:04:47,258 --> 00:04:48,637 So tired. 114 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:52,154 Hey, buddy, need a ride to work? 115 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,637 Thanks, patrick, but I'd rather walk to work. 116 00:04:57,913 --> 00:05:02,292 Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license. 117 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:03,499 Thanks for the ride. 118 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,292 No problem, buddy. 119 00:05:05,396 --> 00:05:08,982 You can give merides once you get your license. 120 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:11,085 I mean, if you get your license. 121 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:15,327 That's it, I am through driving around with patrick. 122 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,810 If I have to see one moreboatmobile... 123 00:05:17,913 --> 00:05:19,878 Spongebob, you're mannin' the drive-Through. 124 00:05:19,982 --> 00:05:21,706 When did we get a drive-Through? 125 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:25,603 I realize there's a lot of young people "on the go" these days. 126 00:05:25,706 --> 00:05:28,292 They don't have time to sit down and eat. 127 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:31,844 They're too busy, out on the open road, livin' their dreams. 128 00:05:31,947 --> 00:05:33,637 I used to have a dream. 129 00:05:33,741 --> 00:05:34,499 Yeah? 130 00:05:34,603 --> 00:05:36,258 I used to have a kidney stone. 131 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:37,361 Everything passes eventually. 132 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:39,913 Now, stop dreamin', and work for a livin'. 133 00:05:41,016 --> 00:05:43,223 Welcome to the krusty krab, may I- Ow! 134 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:46,982 The horn stillworks. 135 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,085 Hey, spongebob. 136 00:05:52,189 --> 00:05:53,672 What's with the helmet, patrick? 137 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:58,258 Well, since I'm now an expert driver, I have to keep up my image. 138 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:03,603 Boy, driving is soeasy. 139 00:06:04,672 --> 00:06:07,016 Do you want me to give you lessons? 140 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,189 Oh, that would be great. 141 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:10,913 Ooh! 142 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:13,430 patrick! 143 00:06:13,534 --> 00:06:15,085 Hi, mommy, hi, daddy. 144 00:06:15,189 --> 00:06:18,085 Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you? 145 00:06:18,189 --> 00:06:20,154 We're spongebob's mom and dad, not yours. 146 00:06:20,258 --> 00:06:20,878 What? 147 00:06:20,982 --> 00:06:21,982 I'm an orphan? 148 00:06:22,085 --> 00:06:23,223 Oh, but guess what. 149 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:24,741 I passed my driver's test. 150 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:26,844 That's great, patrick. 151 00:06:26,947 --> 00:06:29,878 Spongebob failed his test, so don't mention it. 152 00:06:29,982 --> 00:06:32,982 Oh, we know how to stay clear of thatminefield. 153 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:34,258 Mom! 154 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:37,672 Well, I've gotta take mr. Walks-A-Lot back home. 155 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:39,810 Heh, he's always askin' for rides. 156 00:06:39,913 --> 00:06:41,154 Hey. 157 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:43,637 Even patrick has a license. 158 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,947 Let's see what this baby can do. 159 00:06:51,568 --> 00:06:54,982 Patrick, the speed limit is 40 miles per hour. 160 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:56,465 Yeah, yeah. 161 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:59,810 forty-And-A-Half miles per hour. 162 00:06:59,913 --> 00:07:01,603 That's almost 41 miles per hour. 163 00:07:01,706 --> 00:07:02,499 He's speeding. 164 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:03,706 Patrick! 165 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:06,775 Stop this car. 166 00:07:06,878 --> 00:07:08,637 What, where, who? 167 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:13,120 Officer, it is my civic duty to report that the driver of this vehicle is speeding. 168 00:07:13,223 --> 00:07:15,810 Why don't you clock him with your radar gun? 169 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,051 Um, o.K. 170 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:19,499 Actually, he's going 40 miles under the limit. 171 00:07:19,603 --> 00:07:24,085 So move along before I run youin, tattletale. 172 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:26,844 Are you sure you don't wanna run him in? 173 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,396 That's a red light, patrick. 174 00:07:31,499 --> 00:07:33,085 Augh! 175 00:07:34,741 --> 00:07:35,465 Patrick! 176 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:37,258 You just ran three red lights! 177 00:07:37,361 --> 00:07:38,430 So? 178 00:07:38,534 --> 00:07:40,189 You're supposed to stop. 179 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:43,361 I think the driving genius knows what he's doing. 180 00:07:43,465 --> 00:07:45,741 Driving genius? 181 00:07:45,844 --> 00:07:48,120 Would a genius make an illegal u-Turn? 182 00:07:48,223 --> 00:07:49,016 Through an orphanage? 183 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,810 They ran for it in time. 184 00:07:50,913 --> 00:07:53,016 What are you so mad about? 185 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,189 I should've gotten that license! 186 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:57,741 And this should be my boatmobile. 187 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,361 How can you say that? 188 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:03,258 If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license. 189 00:08:03,361 --> 00:08:07,223 If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face. 190 00:08:07,327 --> 00:08:09,878 I'm not rubbing my license in your face. 191 00:08:09,982 --> 00:08:12,396 Thisis rubbing my license in your face. 192 00:08:18,534 --> 00:08:20,810 Oh, give me that! 193 00:08:20,913 --> 00:08:22,913 I've worked my whole life for this! 194 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:24,706 You don't deserve this! 195 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:32,327 Huh, litterbugs. 196 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:35,085 Thisis why I joined the force. 197 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:37,775 It's the police! 198 00:08:37,878 --> 00:08:39,568 Pull it over, litterbug. 199 00:08:39,672 --> 00:08:41,258 Litterbug? 200 00:08:41,361 --> 00:08:42,396 No! 201 00:08:42,499 --> 00:08:44,568 Ooh, I got me a runner. 202 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:47,878 Patrick, what do you think you're doing? 203 00:08:47,982 --> 00:08:49,292 I don't know! 204 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,465 I don't have a license anymore. 205 00:08:53,292 --> 00:08:54,085 Look out! 206 00:08:57,051 --> 00:08:58,396 Augh! Augh! 207 00:08:58,499 --> 00:08:59,016 Whoa! Whoa! 208 00:09:12,947 --> 00:09:14,258 90 days. 209 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:16,878 And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering. 210 00:09:16,982 --> 00:09:18,258 So long, buddy. 211 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:20,189 Don't forget to feed gary. 212 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,982 Sometimes you forget to feed him. 213 00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:24,016 What have I done? 214 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,085 Patrick can't survive in prison. 215 00:09:26,189 --> 00:09:27,741 He's too soft. 216 00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:28,465 Wait! 217 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,878 Patrick's innocent. 218 00:09:29,982 --> 00:09:32,810 I tore up patrick's license and threw it out the window. 219 00:09:32,913 --> 00:09:34,051 I'm the litterbug. 220 00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:35,465 Take me, instead. 221 00:09:35,568 --> 00:09:40,154 Well, considerin' there's no legal precedent... 222 00:09:40,258 --> 00:09:41,361 Oh, what the heck. 223 00:09:41,465 --> 00:09:42,154 90 days! 224 00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:48,844 one debt to society later... 225 00:10:02,465 --> 00:10:03,637 Patrick! 226 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:05,741 Spongebob! 227 00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:07,534 I'm glad you passed the test. 228 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:09,430 I'm glad you have a license. 229 00:10:09,534 --> 00:10:12,292 And to prove it, I made you this. 230 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:14,120 pals forever. 231 00:10:14,223 --> 00:10:16,223 Let's put it on your boatmobile, buddy. 232 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:19,396 Uh, I don't have a boatmobile anymore. 233 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:20,534 What? 234 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:23,361 It stopped workin', so I threw it away. 235 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:25,120 The needle was on "e." 236 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:27,223 Yeah, I figured that must mean "end." 237 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,016 Oh, then what do we do with this? 238 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:33,878 How's that? 239 00:10:33,982 --> 00:10:35,534 yeah! 240 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:36,810 Ready, buddy? 241 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,223 Ready, pal. 242 00:10:42,465 --> 00:10:45,154 Woo, woo! 243 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:02,603 Yeah? 244 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,016 Good day, sir. 245 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:04,603 I am... 246 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,603 I know exactly who you are! 247 00:11:07,706 --> 00:11:11,603 Ah, there's nothing like spending some quality time with my gar-Gar. 248 00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:13,878 Jason, I have to be honest. 249 00:11:13,982 --> 00:11:15,465 There's someone else. 250 00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:16,810 Grandpa? 251 00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:18,327 Spongebob, help! 252 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:19,706 He's on to me. 253 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,465 I don't have much time! 254 00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:26,637 Patrick, what're you doing? 255 00:11:26,741 --> 00:11:29,327 Oh, I have to get rid of these books! 256 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:30,016 Why? 257 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,085 I'll show you why. 258 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,292 see him? 259 00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:33,741 He's from the library. 260 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:35,534 He knows about my overdue books. 261 00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:40,223 Which means I'm gonna get thrown in the big house. 262 00:11:40,327 --> 00:11:42,016 And you know what that means. 263 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:42,913 Small-Portion meals? 264 00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:44,465 Exactly! 265 00:11:45,465 --> 00:11:47,292 Patrick, don't you worry. 266 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,430 I got your back, man. 267 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,637 Ahem, hi, there. 268 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,534 Salutations, young one. 269 00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:56,913 Say, you wouldn't happen to know the starfish that lives under this rock, would you? 270 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,775 No, I don't know any starfish. 271 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:02,465 Heh, even if I did know this "alleged" starfish, 272 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:04,844 Patrick wouldn't owe any overdue library books. 273 00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:08,568 Well, it's too bad you don't know patrick star, 274 00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:12,430 Because I am from the royal ministry and have a gift for him. 275 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:13,741 Ooh, what is it? 276 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:14,982 Oh, pretty. 277 00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,913 This is the worst-Tasting gift, ever. 278 00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:26,051 That's because you're supposed to wear it, not eat it. 279 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:28,085 Allow me to show you something. 280 00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:30,430 It's here... ah-Ha! 281 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,706 What I hold in my hands is a family tree that goes back centuries. 282 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:38,878 It starts with the marriage of king amoeba and queen mildew. 283 00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:44,603 Then, through a few inbred generations, ends at you, sir patrick. 284 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:47,706 Which makes you a descendant of royalty. 285 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,741 You are a king. 286 00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:52,741 And now, it's time I adjourned to the royal ministry, 287 00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:57,465 Where I shall be at your service, your highness. 288 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,189 Wow, patrick, that's great! 289 00:12:59,292 --> 00:12:59,878 What is? 290 00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:00,810 That you're king! 291 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,051 What's a king? 292 00:13:02,154 --> 00:13:04,706 When you're a king, you can get anything you want. 293 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:06,292 Anything I want? 294 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:10,430 Spongebob, do you think we could get somethin' to eat? 295 00:13:10,534 --> 00:13:13,292 Your wish is my command, your majesty. 296 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:17,982 good townspeople, 297 00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:22,292 Let us rejoice in welcoming our new king. 298 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:24,327 King needs food, badly. 299 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,982 What's this all abou- 300 00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:32,085 Well, well, well, what can I do for you, patrick? 301 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:33,327 The king would like- 302 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,465 Zip it, squarepants. 303 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:36,292 I'm talking to the rich guy. 304 00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:40,810 I'll have ten krabby patties, a krabby milkshake, large fries... 305 00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:43,189 I've got a better idear. 306 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:50,741 A buffet fit for a king. 307 00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:53,051 Tasty. 308 00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:54,637 Listen, patrick. 309 00:13:54,741 --> 00:13:58,189 There comes a time in every man's life when he's gotta settle down. 310 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:02,637 You know, get a wife, kids, a father-In-Law you give all of your money to. 311 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,844 Uh-Huh, that sounds great. 312 00:14:03,947 --> 00:14:06,327 Hey, can I get a little more ketchup? 313 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,396 How's about you pay the check, instead? 314 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,603 Oh, sorry, mr. Krabs. 315 00:14:09,706 --> 00:14:11,085 No can do. 316 00:14:11,189 --> 00:14:15,361 As king of bikini bottom, I am allowed to have anything I want. 317 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:16,844 Isn't that right, spongebob? 318 00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:18,016 That is correct. 319 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,120 Anything you want, and it's allfree. 320 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:22,051 All free? 321 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,741 Mr. nobody eats in me restaurant for free! 322 00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:26,016 King or no king! 323 00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:28,878 Are you gonna eat that? 324 00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:30,775 I was planning to, why? 325 00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:32,085 I want it. 326 00:14:32,189 --> 00:14:33,154 Hey! 327 00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:35,465 What gives you the right to take my food? 328 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,223 Tell 'him, spongebob. 329 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,085 Uh, pat, I'm not sure if this is 330 00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,947 What being king is all about. 331 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,361 O.K., thank you, sir. 332 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:25,223 I'm sure king patrick could use this walker. 333 00:16:25,327 --> 00:16:26,775 I hope so. 334 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,810 Neptune knows I did. 335 00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:29,534 Oof! 336 00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:30,810 hey, spongebob! 337 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:32,775 Yes, sire? 338 00:16:35,258 --> 00:16:37,878 I need your opinion on something. 339 00:16:37,982 --> 00:16:43,085 Do you think the giant flat screen tv should go over the fancy egg display, 340 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:46,947 Or the indoor swimming pool? 341 00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:57,085 Hello, sunshine. 342 00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:04,775 Ooh, what a beautiful morning. 343 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:05,878 Just perfect. 344 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,223 back... back... 345 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:22,016 Back... o.K. 346 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,154 Yeah, that's good. 347 00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:25,085 Perfect. 348 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,120 What, but, but, but, my house! 349 00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,603 What's happened to my- Uh? 350 00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:36,947 spongebob, patrick. 351 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:39,844 What the barnacles is going on here? 352 00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:41,361 Look at what you've done! 353 00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:43,154 Look at my poor front yard! 354 00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:44,534 Yourfront yard? 355 00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:47,465 Um, his royal highness is building a royal ferris wheel. 356 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:48,534 Ferris wheel? 357 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,327 I know, isn't it great? 358 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:53,085 No, it's not great, it's horrible! 359 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:54,810 Oh, that's it, stop! 360 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:56,741 people of bikini bottom, stop! 361 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:57,603 Stop! 362 00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,568 Patrick's no king. 363 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:00,465 Look at him. 364 00:18:00,568 --> 00:18:02,603 How can this pink blob be king? 365 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:11,154 You, can you honestly believe that that mindless starfish coud possibly be the king of anything? 366 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,223 King of morons. 367 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,051 Maybe! 368 00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:16,672 He might be on to somethin'. 369 00:18:16,775 --> 00:18:22,016 Yeah, yeah, uh-Huh, uh-Huh, see, see, see, see. 370 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,672 yeah, yeah. 371 00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:28,223 yeah, why are we givin' this guy all of our stuff? 372 00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:30,051 See, see? 373 00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,706 You're not a king. 374 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,603 And now they all think so, too. 375 00:18:35,706 --> 00:18:37,844 Get him! 376 00:18:37,947 --> 00:18:39,499 Attack! 377 00:18:39,603 --> 00:18:40,844 Attack! 378 00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:47,085 Spongebob, get him! 379 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,396 So I decree. 380 00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:50,430 Attack! 381 00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:53,603 Uh, right away, your majesty. 382 00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:54,396 Uh, squidward? 383 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,361 What? 384 00:18:56,465 --> 00:19:00,741 Um, could I get you to sign this treaty promising your eternal loyalty to king patrick? 385 00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:01,637 Give me that! 386 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,878 a treaty, huh? 387 00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:08,361 Well, here's what I think of your treaty. 388 00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:11,085 My royal subjects have deserted me. 389 00:19:11,189 --> 00:19:14,430 And it's all 'cause of that horrible squidward. 390 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,947 This is all his fault! 391 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:18,085 His, his, not mine, his! 392 00:19:21,189 --> 00:19:23,189 Patrick, what's happened to you? 393 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,189 I don't know what you mean. 394 00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:31,120 You know, actually, mr. Krabs is probably wondering where I am, and- 395 00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:33,016 And what? 396 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:39,189 And, well, it's just that, um, 397 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,947 You're kind of being a jerk. 398 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:49,878 I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power. 399 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,982 Uh, well, I- 400 00:19:52,085 --> 00:19:56,568 Who's saying I'm abusing my power? 401 00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:59,051 I'll put the whole town in prison! 402 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:02,706 Questioning my authority is treason! 403 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:07,189 All these giggly speeches are making me thirsty. 404 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:11,568 Spongebob, I request a drink. 405 00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:12,672 Spongebob? 406 00:20:15,085 --> 00:20:16,603 Spongebob? 407 00:20:16,706 --> 00:20:20,706 Uh, gee, everybody's gone. 408 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,947 I'm all alone. 409 00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:25,154 Fine, I'll get it myself. 410 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,982 Monstrous voice: knock, knock. 411 00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:29,430 A knock-Knock joke. 412 00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:30,361 Who's there? 413 00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:32,396 You. 414 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,016 I don't get it. 415 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,327 I'm you, and you are me. 416 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,844 Augh, what have I become? 417 00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:47,051 A monster, monster! 418 00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,878 Oh, oh, it's, it's you. 419 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,499 here, here, take it. 420 00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:53,016 I don't want it anymore. 421 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,327 It's turned me into a monster. 422 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:58,775 Oh, I think I know what's going on here. 423 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:03,120 Patrick, with great power comes great responsibility. 424 00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:07,327 You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you? 425 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,051 No, uh-Uh. 426 00:21:08,154 --> 00:21:09,534 Well, just as well. 427 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,741 I've come to take the crown back, 428 00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:15,085 As it would seem that you aren't royalty after all. 429 00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:20,947 I discovered this coffee stain, which, upon removal, 430 00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:25,603 Reveals that sir gary is the true heir to the king's crown. 431 00:21:26,947 --> 00:21:29,016 Well, would you look at that. 432 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,913 Gary, you're royalty. 433 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,637 Maow?