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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! READY?

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB...

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SQUAREPANTS!

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA, ARG!

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MISSED YA! UH-OH...

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YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY
IN THE STREET,
LITTLE GUY.

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YOU COULD
GET RUN OVER.

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WHOA!

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"THE ILD ONES."

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THAT'S
A STRANGE NAME.

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SCALLOP!

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OH—OOH—OW—D'OH!

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BYE, ILD ONES.
I LIKE YOUR SILLY NAME.

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MMM...

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"W."

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OH, THEY'RE NOT
"THE ILD ONES."

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THEY MUST BE
THE WILDONES.

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THE WILD ONES? YEOW!

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TARNATION!
DON'T YOU KNOW

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WHO THE WILD ONES
ARE, SON?

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NO. I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE, EITHER.

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WHY, THEY'RE
THE MOST FEROCIOUS,

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BLOODTHIRSTY BIKER GANG
UNDER THE SEA!

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THEY'VE DESTROYED
ENTIRE CITIES
IN AN AFTERNOON.

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HEE HEE HEE!

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BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS!

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AND THEY'RE HEADED
STRAIGHT FOR BIKINI BOTTOM!

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I'VE GOT TO
WARN EVERYBODY!

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I BETTER TAKE
THE SHORTCUT.

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MR. KRABS!
SPONGEBOB.

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WHERE IN
THE BLUE BARNACLES
DID YOU COME FROM?

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THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THAT, MR. KRABS.

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GRAB SOMETHING HEAVY!
BAR THE DOOR!

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BOARD UP THE WINDOWS!

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WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT
THE KRUSTY KRAB! UNH!

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THE KRABBY PATTIES
MUST SURVIVE!

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SETTLE DOWN,
SON.

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WHAT ARE YOU
ALL RILED UP ABOUT?

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BIKERS... COMING...

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NASTY... FEROCIOUS...

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TAKE... OVER... TOWN...

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DESTROY...
LET'S HIDE!

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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING ON ABOUT—
BIKERS?

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THE WILD ONES ARE COMING,
MR. KRABS!

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THEY'RE THE MOST VICIOUS,
RAVENOUS, HORDE OF HOOLIGANS
IN THE SEA!

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"RAVENOUS,"
DID YOU SAY?

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THAT'S ANOTHER WORD
FOR "HUNGRY," ISN'T IT?

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WELCOME, WILD ONES!

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THEY'LL BE DRAWN HERE
LIKE A SAILOR TO
A TATTOO PARLOR...

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WITH A SPECIAL
BIKER PARKING...

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AND AUTHENTIC
BIKER DECOR...

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WITH REAL
BLOODSTAINS...

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AND, TO TOP IT OFF,

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A CUSTOM
CHOPPER PATTY!

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AND, BEST OF ALL,

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I'LL RAISE
ME PRICES 150%,

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I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE!

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MR. KRABS,
THIS IS SERIOUS!

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THAT KID
NEEDS A VACATION—

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UNPAID, OF COURSE.

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SQUIDWARD!

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YES, SPONGEBOB?

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A HORRIBLE BIKER GANG
CALLED THE WILD ONES
ARE COMING!

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WE'VE GOT TO RUN! HIDE!

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OH, MY.
THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS.

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LUCKILY, I KNOW
JUST WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.

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LISTEN CLOSELY. UH-HUH.

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GET A GOOD GRIP
ON YOUR PANTS.

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UH-HUH.

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TURN AROUND.

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LIKE THIS, SQUIDWARD?

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THAT'S IT.

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PATRICK!

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HELLO, SPONGEBOB!

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PATRICK! AN EVIL BUNCH
OF BIKERS ARE COMING

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TO RAVAGE BIKINI BOTTOM!

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HMM!

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PATRICK, DIDN'T YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?

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OH, I HEARD YOU.

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BUT WHAT I DIDN'T HEAR
WAS A "HELLO."

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HELLO, PATRICK.

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HELLO, SPONGEBOB!

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BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS!

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WE'VE GOT TO HIDE!

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OOF!

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OOF!

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OOF!

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OHH!

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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?

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I—I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT, MAN.

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HIDE ME!
NO, HIDE ME!

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HIDE ME!
ME!

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NO, ME! ME! ME! ME!

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ME!
ME!

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NO!

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NO MORE RUNNING.

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WHAT?
THOSE BIKERS THINK
THEY'RE SO TOUGH

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WITH THEIR LEATHER HATS
AND THEIR LEATHER PANTS.

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AND THEIR LEATHER SOCKS.

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IF WE DRESSED UP
LIKE THAT,

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THEN WE'D BE
THE BIG, SCARY BIKERS,

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AND THEY'D BE

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LITTLE BABY
DOO-DOO HEADS.

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SAY THAT AGAIN,
PATRICK.

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LITTLE BABY
DOO-DOO HEADS.

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NO, NO.
NOT THAT PART—

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THE PART
ABOUT DRESSING UP
LIKE BIG, SCARY BIKERS.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
PATRICK?

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DO I LOOK TOUGH?

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I WOULDN'T MESS
WITH YOU.

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NOR I WITH YOU,
MY FRIEND.

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LET'S RIDE!

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FEAR NOT.
THERE IS NO NEED
TO PANIC.

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THE BIKINI BOTTOM
BAD BOYS ARE HERE.

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OOH! I FEEL
PROTECTED NOW.

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THOSE ARE SOME
MEAN-LOOKING RIDES, DUDES.

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PATRICK,
IT'S WORKING!

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THEY THINK WE'RE—

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VICIOUS BIKERS.

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BIKINI BOTTOM,
YOUR SALVATION IS HERE!

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SEE?

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PATRICK,
THAT'S YOUR SALIVATION.

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OH.

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SO, SQUIDWARD,

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ARE YOU READY
TO DO YOUR PART?

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DOES THAT PART
INCLUDE LAUGHING
AT YOU?

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BECAUSE YOU TWO LOOK
EVEN MORE IDIOTIC
THAN USUAL.

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DON'T WE LOOK VICIOUS
AND BLOODTHIRSTY?

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I'M BLOODTHIRSTY.

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SEE?

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WANT SOME?
OH, NO,
THANK YOU, PATRICK.

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I'M DRINKING
DIET BLOOD.

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AHH.

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SEE, SQUIDWARD?

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WE WALK THE WALK, BUT
CAN WE TALK THE TALK?

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SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN
OUR BIKER GANG?

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NO, I DON'T.

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WHAT ABOUT
OUR BIKER CLUB?

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NO.

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HOW ABOUT
OUR BIKER ORGANIZATION?

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NO!
I DON'T WANT TO JOIN
YOUR BIKER ALLIANCE,

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YOUR OUTFIT,
OR YOUR FELLOWSHIP!

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OH.

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WHAT ABOUT
OUR COALITION?

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OOH.
I DON'T KNOW.

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THAT ONE'S
PRETTY EXCLUSIVE.

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WE'LL JUST
PENCIL YOU DOWN
AS UNDECIDED.

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HI, MR. KRABS!

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WE'RE
THE BIKINI BOTTOM BAD BOYS

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AND WE'RE BAD
TO THE BONE!

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THIS SHOULD BE GREAT!

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THOSE BIKERS CAN WORK UP
AN APPETITE

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BEATING YOU UP
IN THE PARKING LOT!

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THEN, THEY CAN FILL UP
ON DELICIOUS
KRABBY PATTIES.

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THEN, THEY CAN
BEAT YOU UP AGAIN!

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PLEASE, MR. KRABS.

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WE'RE GOING TO RUN OFF
THOSE BIKERS AND SAVE
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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YOU'RE NOT
RUNNING OFF ANY OF
ME PAYING CUSTOMERS.

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YOU CAN STAY
AND GET BEATEN UP
IN THE PARKING LOT,

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IF YOU WISH.

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THEN CAN WE SAVE
THE TOWN?

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HAS IT EVER
CROSSED YOUR MIND

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THAT YOU MIGHT BE
GETTING ALL WORKED UP
OVER NOTHING?

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SQUIDWARD, WHEN
HAVE I EVER BEEN KNOWN
TO OVERREACT?

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SQUIDWARD!
WE'RE OUT
OF NAPKINS!

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OUT OF NAPKINS!

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SQUIDWARD!
I ACCIDENTALLY REMOVED

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THE "DO NOT REMOVE
BY PENALTY OF LAW" TAG
ON MY MATTRESS!

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HIDE ME. HIDE ME!

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SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!

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I'VE GONE BLIND!

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OH. THANKS,
SQUIDWARD.

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SPONGEBOB, YOU ALWAYS
OVERREACT TO EVERYTHING.

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IT'S ONE OF YOUR MANY
ANNOYING TRAITS.

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ME, ANNOYING?

187
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YEAH, RIGHT.

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YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT
EVERYTHING, SPONGEBOB,

189
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THAT THE ONLY THING I AM
COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT

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IS THAT THERE IS
NO MOTORCYCLE GANG
HEADED THIS WAY.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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AHOY, THERE, MATEYS!

193
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MOTORIZED VEHICLES
COMING OVER THE HORIZON!

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WHAT? GIVE ME THAT!

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AAH!

196
00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:09,211
DON'T JUST
STAND THERE—
SAVE US!

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PATRICK, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END,

198
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BUT YOU AND I CAN GET
THROUGH ANYTHING,

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AS LONG AS WE DO IT
TOGETHER.

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PATRICK? PATRICK!

201
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WELL, IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME, SQUIDWARD.

202
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BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS

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AS LONG AS WE—

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PANIC!

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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THE WILD ONES
ARE COMING!

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THE WILD ONES?

208
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MABEL, GET THE KIDS!

209
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HONEY,
I GOT THE NAPKINS.

210
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OH, WHAT HAVE
I MISSED THIS TIME?

211
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PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!

212
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,866
I WANT TO JOIN YOU!

213
00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:03,280
IT'S BEEN
MY LIFE-LONG DREAM

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00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,107
TO BE A MEMBER
OF A MOTORCYCLE GANG!

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00:11:05,176 --> 00:11:08,280
I EVEN KNITTED
MY OWN WILD ONES JACKET!

216
00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:11,383
I WANT TO RIDE TO LIVE!

217
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:14,349
I LIVE TO RIDE!

218
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PLEASE, SPARE ME!

219
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I'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT!

220
00:11:19,038 --> 00:11:20,901
I'LL BETRAY
MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS!

221
00:11:22,176 --> 00:11:25,142
JUST LET ME LIVE!

222
00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:27,418
WHAT'S THAT, MISSY? WHAT?

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HOWDY!
WE'RE THE MILD ONES.

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MILD... ONES?

225
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OHH!

226
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,280
GIVE ME BACK MY "M."

227
00:11:37,349 --> 00:11:39,625
LET'S GO, BOYS!

228
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DON'T YOU WANT
TO SPEND ANY MONEY?

229
00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:45,073
DON'T YOU WANT TO KISS
THE SEAT OF MY PANTS?

230
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LET'S RIDE!

231
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GOOD-BYE!

232
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THEY SEEMED REALLY NICE.

233
00:11:53,935 --> 00:11:56,590
HEY, WHERE'S SQUIDWARD?

234
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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RIDE TO LIVE

236
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,004
AND LIVE TO RIDE!

237
00:12:19,935 --> 00:12:22,211
NO—IMPOSSIBLE!

238
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,452
I MUST HAVE COUNTED
ME MONEY A DOZEN TIMES

239
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AND IT STILL
COMES UP SHORT.

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PROFITS... ARE... DOWN.

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00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:34,211
OH, I FEEL SORRY
FOR MESELF.

242
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WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK
WITH THAT ORDER?

243
00:12:35,659 --> 00:12:37,107
OH, NO THANKS.

244
00:12:37,176 --> 00:12:38,383
I GOT ME
ONE OF THOSE
NEW KELPSHAKES

245
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:39,590
BEFORE
I CAME IN HERE.

246
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,763
THAT COMES OUT
TO $2.00 EVEN.

247
00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:44,107
WOW! WHAT A STEAL!

248
00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,073
WHAT THE—
WHY DIDN'T
THAT GUY ORDER

249
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:47,935
A DELICIOUSLY OVERPRICED
FOUNTAIN BEVERAGE

250
00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:49,659
WITH HIS KRABBY PATTY?

251
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,245
MR. KRABS,
WE HAVEN'T SOLD
A SINGLE SODA IN DAYS.

252
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,728
WHAT? WHY NOT?

253
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,107
ALL RIGHT,
BOY, IT'S DONE.

254
00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,452
YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK
THE WHOLE CUP
DOWN YOUR GULLET

255
00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:03,728
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.

256
00:13:03,797 --> 00:13:05,728
AHH. SORRY, MR. KRABS.

257
00:13:05,797 --> 00:13:08,832
IT'S JUST THAT
THESE KELPSHAKES
TASTE SO GOOD!

258
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:10,487
KELPSHAKE? LOOK AROUND YOU!

259
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,521
EVERYONE'S ENJOYING
A DELICIOUS KELPSHAKE.

260
00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:17,107
MM-MMM!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
MR. KRABS.

261
00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:19,107
I'M GOING TO GET
A REFILL.
REFILL?

262
00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:21,142
THAT'S IT!
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY!

263
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:24,832
NEW RULE—
NO OUTSIDE DRINKS.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

264
00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:28,625
THAT'S TELLING 'EM.

265
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,970
I BETTER GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

266
00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:38,970
AAH! A NEW STORE...

267
00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:40,314
ON MY BLOCK...

268
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:42,418
TAKING MY CUSTOMERS!

269
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:45,901
OH,
ME OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!

270
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,452
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO YOUR PAPA?

271
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,107
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, DAD?

272
00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:53,107
I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS!

273
00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:56,211
ONCE YOU TASTE
THE SECRET GOODNESS
OF A KELPSHAKE—

274
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,797
YOU CAN'T HAVE
JUST ONE.

275
00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:00,280
GIVE ME THAT.

276
00:14:00,349 --> 00:14:02,073
BUY YOUR OWN!

277
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,728
WHY, I WOULDN'T
GIVE THEM A CENT!

278
00:14:04,797 --> 00:14:06,866
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

279
00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:09,211
THEN YOU DO
UNDERSTAND ME!

280
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,176
DAD!

281
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:11,728
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

282
00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,487
OH! GET AWAY!

283
00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:16,521
OH, NO!

284
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,487
CONFOUND YOU,
NEW KELPSHAKE STORE.

285
00:14:19,556 --> 00:14:21,487
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

286
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,383
OF COURSE!
PLANKTON.

287
00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:26,245
I BET
HE'S BEHIND THIS.

288
00:14:26,314 --> 00:14:29,107
AHA! I KNEW
YOU WERE BEHIND THIS.

289
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,866
PARDON ME.
I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG.

290
00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:34,073
THEN HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THIS?

291
00:14:34,142 --> 00:14:36,659
HOLY MOLY!
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

292
00:14:36,728 --> 00:14:38,245
DON'T TRY THAT WITH ME,
PLANKTON.

293
00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:40,556
THIS NEW STORE
IS RUINING ME BUSINESS.

294
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,280
REALLY?
WAIT A MINUTE!

295
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,901
THAT'S MY JOB!

296
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,797
BLAST IT!
IT'S BAD ENOUGH

297
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:50,521
I HAVE TO COMPETE
WITH THIS JOKER.

298
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,832
NOW, THERE'S THIS?

299
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:54,625
KELPSHAKES.

300
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,935
WOW. I GUESS
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
BEHIND THIS AFTER ALL.

301
00:14:58,004 --> 00:15:01,418
PLANKTON! THEY HAVE...
A SECRET FORMULA!

302
00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:04,280
NO. NOT ANOTHER SECRET!

303
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:07,349
AND IF THERE'S A SECRET,
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!

304
00:15:09,349 --> 00:15:10,383
[GASPS

305
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:15,763
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!

306
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,349
WHY, THEY'RE ON
EVERY CORNER!

307
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,970
Mr.
BLOCK AFTER BLOCK!

308
00:15:20,038 --> 00:15:21,763
THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE!

309
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,314
Mr. WE'VE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

310
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,901
YOU SURE
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?

311
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,349
JUST STICK TO THE PLAN.

312
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,176
OH, LET'S SEE.
LET'S SEE.

313
00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:37,073
AHH,
THERE YOU ARE.

314
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,694
PLANKTON, I THINK
I FOUND THE KITCHEN.

315
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,521
LET'S DO THIS THING.

316
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,038
HERE GOES.

317
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,004
AH-CHOO!

318
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,832
HEY, SORRY.

319
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,211
I GOT
A LITTLE BIT OF—

320
00:15:59,763 --> 00:16:01,280
EWW.

321
00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:03,452
AAH!

322
00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:06,349
MY EYE!
MY EYE! MY EYE!

323
00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:09,176
I THINK WE LOST HIM.

324
00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:11,866
WELL, YOU GOT ANY MORE
BRIGHT IDEAS?

325
00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:13,625
OF COURSE I DO.

326
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,418
ALL SET, PLANKTON?

327
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:20,176
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

328
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,176
THIS HIGH-POWERED
MECHANICAL BIO-ARM
I INVENTED

329
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:26,590
SHOULD PRY
THOSE RESTAURANT DOORS
OPEN NICE AND EASY.

330
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,349
WHAT THE BARNACLES?

331
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,901
COME ON,
YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!

332
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,556
OH, NO!

333
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:42,418
YIPE! OUCH!
UNCLE, UNCLE!

334
00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,107
IF YOU WANT ANYTHING
DONE RIGHT,

335
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:45,521
YOU GOT TO DO IT
YOURSELF.

336
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:51,763
OH! ME BACK! OH!

337
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:54,487
KRABS! PIPE DOWN!

338
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,556
YOU'RE GOING
TO SOIL OUR PLANS
IF YOU WAKE THE WATCHDOG.

339
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,245
Mr.
NEVER MIND THAT.

340
00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,556
WHAT ABOUT
SPONGEBOB?

341
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,556
HI, MR. KRABS. HI—

342
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,142
PLANKTON?

343
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,590
UH, MR. KRABS,
I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.

344
00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:10,280
DON'T YOU AND PLANKTON
HATE EACH OTHER?

345
00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:11,556
OF COURSE WE DO.
THEN...

346
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,004
WHY IS HE IN YOUR FIST?

347
00:17:14,521 --> 00:17:17,728
UH, WE'VE... GONE
INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

348
00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:20,935
UH, YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB,
WE WERE HIRED TO, UH,

349
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:22,556
FIX THIS DOOR.

350
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,763
AND NOW,
WE HAVE TO FIX THE ROOF.

351
00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:27,970
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.

352
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,142
WE GOT TO FIX
THE ROOF.

353
00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:30,728
IT'S—IT'S—
IT'S LEAKING.

354
00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:37,418
WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

355
00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:38,970
SEE YA!

356
00:17:44,142 --> 00:17:45,556
KEEP HER GOING,
KRABS.

357
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,832
AT THIS RATE, WE'LL HAVE
THE KELPSHAKES RECIPE

358
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,038
FASTER THAN
YOU CAN SAY—

359
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,487
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS
UNTIL SPONTANEOUS
COMBUSTION.

360
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:57,176
LET'S BEAT IT!

361
00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,487
NO KIDDING.

362
00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:00,280
WAIT! YOU FORGOT—

363
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,659
I'M THROWING IN
THE TOWEL, KRABS.

364
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,901
ALL THESE
CONVOLUTED PLANS ARE
GETTING US NOWHERE.

365
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,314
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,

366
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,728
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S TAKING THE HEAT.

367
00:18:54,797 --> 00:18:56,590
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?

368
00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:59,176
I DON'T SEE YOU
ON THE FRONT LINES.

369
00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:01,521
SURE, LET ME DO
ALL THE WORK

370
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:05,349
WHILE YOU JUST SIT BACK
LIKE THE FAT GORILLA YOU ARE.

371
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:07,280
WHO ARE YOU CALLING
A GORILLA,

372
00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:09,935
YOU ONE-CELLED,
ONE-EYED BOTTOM-FEEDER?

373
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,073
MR. KRABS,

374
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:12,452
IF YOU WANT
A KELPSHAKE,

375
00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:13,935
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BUY ONE?

376
00:19:15,004 --> 00:19:16,280
BUY ONE?

377
00:19:19,176 --> 00:19:21,556
I'LL HAVE
ONE KELPSHAKE, PLEASE.

378
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,659
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS,
PLANKTON.

379
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,832
IT'S EASY.
JUST SMILE

380
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,521
AND HAND
THE CASHIER
THE MONEY.

381
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:28,556
CAN I HELP YOU?

382
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,280
GOOD LUCK!

383
00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:34,521
HI, THERE.
UH, COULD I GET
ONE KELPSHAKE?

384
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,970
SURE.
THAT WILL BE $1.00.

385
00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:38,073
UH, OK.

386
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,073
THANK YOU.

387
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:44,487
UHH—SIR?

388
00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:46,763
PLEASE LET GO
OF THE BILL.

389
00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:50,004
RELEASE
YOUR GRIP, MAN.
DO IT!

390
00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:54,901
ENJOY.

391
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:56,349
THANKS!

392
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,487
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE DID IT!

393
00:19:59,556 --> 00:20:01,073
OH, BELIEVE IT, KRABS.

394
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:02,935
NOW,
LET'S GET TO THE LAB

395
00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:05,073
AND FIND OUT
WHAT THIS STUFF
IS MADE OF.

396
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,383
WHAT'S
THE SECRET INGREDIENT,
KAREN?

397
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:18,142
WELL, IT APPEARS THAT
THE MAIN INGREDIENT IS

398
00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:19,625
KELP JUICE.

399
00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:21,763
JUST KELP JUICE?

400
00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:23,556
AND TO THINK,
THIS WHOLE TIME,

401
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,452
I COULD HAVE BEEN
SELLING THESE
MESELF!

402
00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:27,901
YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME?

403
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:31,211
IF ANYONE,
I DESERVE TO MAKE A BUCK
SELLING THIS STUFF.

404
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,694
NO WAY, PIPSQUEAK.

405
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,211
THIS GOLD MINE
IS MINE.

406
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,935
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

407
00:20:37,797 --> 00:20:38,901
OW.

408
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:41,935
NICE TRY.

409
00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:44,142
I WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF I WERE YOU.

410
00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:45,935
THERE'S ANOTHER
INGREDIENT.

411
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:48,038
HEY, I PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THIS THING.

412
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,280
OF COURSE
I'M GOING TO DRINK IT.

413
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:55,107
WHAT THE—I DON'T GET
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

414
00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:57,349
THIS TASTES
LIKE A WET GYM SOCK.

415
00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:59,556
REALLY?
LET ME TRY THAT.

416
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:05,349
ACTUALLY,
THERE IS A BIT OF
A PUNGENT AFTERTASTE.

417
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,211
HMM.

418
00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:09,763
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

419
00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:12,211
THIS AIN'T HALF BAD.

420
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,866
THIS IS AMAZING.

421
00:21:14,935 --> 00:21:16,625
WELL,
DON'T BE SELFISH.

422
00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:22,004
OH, YEAH.

423
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,280
OH, NO.

424
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:30,245
KRABS,
WE'RE ALL OUT OF JUICE!

425
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:31,935
THEN WE GOT
TO GET MORE!

426
00:21:32,004 --> 00:21:34,349
YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE!

427
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,797
AH, PHOOEY.

428
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:38,004
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

429
00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:47,004
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

430
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,487
THEY'VE SHUT DOWN
THE KELPSHAKES RESTAURANTS!

431
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:57,280
HUH?

432
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:01,625
IT WILL TAKE DECADES

433
00:22:01,694 --> 00:22:04,452
TO CLEAN
THIS HAZARDOUS MATERIAL UP.

434
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:07,556
I SURE FEEL SORRY
FOR WHOEVER DRANK THIS.

435
00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:19,073
LOOK AT US!

436
00:22:19,142 --> 00:22:20,728
NOW WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?

437
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,314
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...

438
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,659
BUT I'M GOING BACK
TO WHAT I DO BEST—

439
00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:27,970
STEALING YOUR RECIPE!

440
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:31,763
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
PLANKTON!

441
00:22:34,901 --> 00:22:37,487
COME TO PAPA!

442
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,176
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

443
00:22:39,245 --> 00:22:41,314
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE...

444
00:22:41,383 --> 00:22:43,418
WITHOUT
A 10-SECOND HEAD START!

445
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,659
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

446
00:22:45,728 --> 00:22:47,004
YOU SAID IT.

447
00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:54,211
I LOVE BEING HATED.

448
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,383
HEY, GET BACK HERE,
YOU LITTLE BOOGER!

449
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,797
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