1 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:30,274 you know, patrick, 2 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,757 The jellyfish migration is my favoritetime of year. 3 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,929 For three whole days, 4 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:37,964 Jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot 5 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:40,688 To trade jelly secrets. 6 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:41,964 Patrick, look! 7 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:44,309 A blue-Crested blaster! 8 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,550 I've never seen one before, they're really rare. 9 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:49,240 And a speckled squirter! 10 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:50,584 A two-Fisted jumper! 11 00:00:50,585 --> 00:00:55,550 And a golden-Throated stinger! 12 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:58,584 Oh, this year's migration is gonna be a big one! 13 00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:03,171 Uh, spongebob? 14 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:04,895 Wow. 15 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:10,034 This looks like a job for ol' reliable. 16 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:16,482 Oof! 17 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:24,033 Eeh! 18 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:28,791 Ooh! 19 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:32,309 Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever! 20 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:36,377 Well, I didn't catch a thing with mydumb old net. 21 00:01:36,378 --> 00:01:38,343 Lucky for me, I have ol' reliable. 22 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:40,309 Carbon-Fiber handle, 23 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:43,136 Titanium-Alloy netting, and form-Fitting silicone grips. 24 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,860 Yes, sir. 25 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:47,791 Ol' reliable is the best net in the world. 26 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:49,205 Wow! 27 00:01:49,206 --> 00:01:51,274 I would kill for a net like that! 28 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:54,171 Yeah, somethin' small, like a carrot. 29 00:01:54,172 --> 00:01:59,275 But not spiders, they're icky. 30 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:02,584 Good-Night, patrick. 31 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:05,067 Good-Night, spongebob. 32 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:09,722 I love jellyfishing. 33 00:02:09,723 --> 00:02:11,722 Whoo! 34 00:02:11,723 --> 00:02:14,310 Time to get ready for day two of the jellyfish migration. 35 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:19,447 And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net, old reliable. 36 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:24,722 Ol' reliable? 37 00:02:24,723 --> 00:02:25,722 It's gone! 38 00:02:25,723 --> 00:02:26,964 Meow? 39 00:02:26,965 --> 00:02:29,033 Oh, right, pants. 40 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:31,240 one pair of pants later... 41 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:36,344 Patrick, ol' reliable's been stolen! 42 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,240 Put one over there, patrick! 43 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,860 I'm all done. 44 00:02:42,861 --> 00:02:46,860 Maybe we should spread out a little. 45 00:02:46,861 --> 00:02:49,240 Tv announcer: flash! 46 00:02:49,241 --> 00:02:52,758 The jellyfish migration enters its second day of fantastic jellyfishing. 47 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:55,757 We now go live to our reporter on the scene. 48 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:59,171 This year's migration is the largest in a century. 49 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:02,446 I feel truly sorry for the poor saps who will miss 50 00:03:02,447 --> 00:03:05,653 Even one minute of this remarkable event. 51 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:07,964 Attention, bikini bottom. 52 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:10,205 My jellyfishing net has been stolen. 53 00:03:10,206 --> 00:03:13,688 I am prepared to offer a large reward for its safe return. 54 00:03:13,689 --> 00:03:14,998 Reward? 55 00:03:14,999 --> 00:03:16,550 How much we talkin' about? 56 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,998 $12 and two, 10, twenty, 38 cents. 57 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,205 I'm on the case! 58 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:26,310 Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on. 59 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,653 Oh, hello, hello! 60 00:03:28,654 --> 00:03:30,274 Spongebob, did you get your net back? 61 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,998 Get off the line, patrick. 62 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:34,446 Someone might be trying to call about ol' reliable. 63 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,791 Oh, sorry. 64 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,619 Did you get your net yet? 65 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:41,240 No, patrick, don't call unless you found my net. 66 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:42,515 Hello? 67 00:03:42,516 --> 00:03:43,722 Spongebob, I found your net! 68 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:44,929 What, really, patrick? 69 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,102 Uh, uh, not really. 70 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:47,481 I just got lonely. 71 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:50,481 Oh, I'll never get my net back. 72 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:55,620 I'll just have to accept that ol' reliable is gone forever. 73 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:05,240 Patrick's lucky. 74 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:08,998 Gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfishing net. 75 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:14,137 Funny thing is, patrick's net disintegrated yesterday. 76 00:04:18,861 --> 00:04:21,791 Spongebob, did you get ol' reliable back yet? 77 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:24,377 No, not yet. 78 00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:29,482 Hey, patrick, wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you had taken my jellyfish net? 79 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:43,826 No. 80 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,481 Yeah, that would be silly. 81 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:47,619 Oh, that reminds me, I got you a present. 82 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,136 A present, what is it? 83 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:51,067 It's a confess-A-Bear. 84 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:54,033 He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to. 85 00:04:54,034 --> 00:04:56,826 Wow, thanks, spongebob. 86 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:59,515 I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted. 87 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,377 "my name is confess-A-Bear." 88 00:05:01,378 --> 00:05:03,722 "Tell me all your secrets." 89 00:05:03,723 --> 00:05:08,240 Uh, I did something recently I'm not proud of. 90 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,033 I didn't mean to do it. 91 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:11,895 It just sort of happened. 92 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,205 "oh, maybe you should talk about it." 93 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:17,033 Well, it involves my best friend, spongebob. 94 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,412 I don't think he knows what happened, but... 95 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:21,998 It would really upset him if he found out. 96 00:05:21,999 --> 00:05:23,412 "Tell confess-A-Bear!" 97 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,067 Uh, I've said too much, already. 98 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:26,584 "Tell confess-A-Bear now!" 99 00:05:26,585 --> 00:05:29,757 " Now!" 100 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:31,585 I accidentally knocked spongebob's toothbrush into the toilet, 101 00:05:31,585 --> 00:05:35,998 And then I put it back on the counter without washing it. 102 00:05:35,999 --> 00:05:41,137 Confess-A-Bear? 103 00:05:41,723 --> 00:05:46,861 You're mad at me, aren't you, confess-A-Bear? 104 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:50,964 Patrick, we need to talk. 105 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:52,343 Don't come in! 106 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,584 Uh, I'm not decent. 107 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,515 The house is a mess. 108 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:59,446 There's a radiation leak! 109 00:05:59,447 --> 00:06:01,446 Patrick, where are you? 110 00:06:01,447 --> 00:06:03,240 Why are the lights off? 111 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:05,653 I'm in here, be out in a second. 112 00:06:05,654 --> 00:06:10,792 ol' reliable. 113 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:12,792 Hello... 114 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:13,757 What's in your hand, patrick? 115 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:14,964 Nothing. 116 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:17,136 What's in your other hand? 117 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:22,275 Nothing in my other hand. 118 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,309 Well, I gotta go. 119 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:28,860 O.K., bye! 120 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,930 Patrick wouldn't steal ol' reliable. 121 00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:33,274 Would he? 122 00:06:33,275 --> 00:06:38,378 I would kill for a net like that. 123 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:47,791 Have I been best friends with a master thief? 124 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,205 I must know for sure! 125 00:06:50,206 --> 00:06:51,584 Good morning, patrick. 126 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,033 Morning, spongebob! 127 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,895 What you gonna do today, buddy? 128 00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:56,446 Eh, nothing. 129 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:58,722 Well, I'm off to work, see you later. 130 00:06:58,723 --> 00:07:01,412 Bye. 131 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:06,551 Now we'll just see what sort of nothing you're reallyup to, sneaky mcsneakypants! 132 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,033 eight hours later. 133 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,515 Oh, he is good. 134 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,446 You never really know a guy 135 00:07:15,447 --> 00:07:17,722 Until you've stared at him for eight hours 136 00:07:17,723 --> 00:07:19,171 Through high-Powered binoculars. 137 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,860 Hey, where'd he go? 138 00:07:20,861 --> 00:07:23,033 Hi, spongebob. 139 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:24,619 What are you doing? 140 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,274 What're youdoing? 141 00:07:26,275 --> 00:07:27,343 Nothin'. 142 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:30,102 I just finished. 143 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:31,791 Oh, hey, look! 144 00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:34,584 You can see where I was just standin' from here. 145 00:07:34,585 --> 00:07:36,515 Boy, if you'd wanted to, 146 00:07:36,516 --> 00:07:39,584 You could have spied on me all day from right here. 147 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,136 Creepy, huh? 148 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:46,033 Anyway, what are you doin' with those binoculars? 149 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:47,653 I don't have any binoculars, see? 150 00:07:47,654 --> 00:07:49,309 You're acting weird. 151 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,619 I'm not acting weird. 152 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:53,274 You're acting weird! 153 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:56,412 You're... acting... weird! 154 00:07:56,413 --> 00:08:00,309 O.K., bye! 155 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,412 Hello, who are you? 156 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:04,688 Greetings, young fellow. 157 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:07,377 I'm willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items 158 00:08:07,378 --> 00:08:11,377 With sentimental value, if you know what I mean. 159 00:08:11,378 --> 00:08:13,274 No. 160 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:16,309 Word on the street is that you know where to get 161 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:17,895 Quality jellyfishing supplies, hmm? 162 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:19,102 What street said that? 163 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:20,343 This one? 164 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:21,550 Mind your own business! 165 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:23,722 Oh, mr. Star. 166 00:08:23,723 --> 00:08:26,516 I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. 167 00:08:26,516 --> 00:08:29,515 I will pay $1 billion for that net! 168 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:31,274 I don't know who you are, 169 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:33,274 But you're not getting this net! 170 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:35,515 I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, 171 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,412 Not for a $100! 172 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,653 I wouldn't even sell it for $1! 173 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:41,033 Oh, really! 174 00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:43,343 You can't have it for any price. 175 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:44,964 And why not? 176 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:47,377 This means more to me than money. 177 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:48,584 It's my friend spongebob's... 178 00:08:48,585 --> 00:08:50,309 A-Ha! 179 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:51,688 Spongebob! 180 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:53,550 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 181 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:55,826 There was a scary guy with a moustache 182 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,757 Asking a lot of weird questions! 183 00:08:57,758 --> 00:09:01,515 Patrick, I'mthe scary moustache guy! 184 00:09:01,516 --> 00:09:03,412 Why, spongebob, why? 185 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:06,446 Why would you wear such a scary moustache? 186 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,412 Why did you steal my jellyfishing net? 187 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:09,653 What? 188 00:09:09,654 --> 00:09:10,998 I'm your best friend. 189 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,860 You weremy best friend, 190 00:09:12,861 --> 00:09:14,653 You no-Good jellyfishing net thief. 191 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,171 How could you think that? 192 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,240 Because you said it. 193 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,653 You said it was your friend spongebob's... 194 00:09:20,654 --> 00:09:21,826 Gift. 195 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,309 What? 196 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:27,102 It's my friend spongebob's gift. 197 00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:30,033 I made you a new net. 198 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:32,309 "for spongebob." 199 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,309 You made me a new jellyfishing net? 200 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:38,446 That is so thoughtful of you! 201 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,757 Patrick? 202 00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:41,033 What you doing, best friend? 203 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:43,205 I'm not your best friend. 204 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:46,722 I'ma no-Good jelly netting thief fish. 205 00:09:46,723 --> 00:09:47,998 Where are you going? 206 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:49,619 I'm leaving bikini bottom 207 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,240 While I still have my dignity. 208 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:56,722 Patrick, no! 209 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,412 So, this is it? 210 00:09:58,413 --> 00:10:01,377 Barring the unforeseen hand of fate... 211 00:10:01,378 --> 00:10:02,584 I'm afraid it is. 212 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:04,481 Patrick, don't go! 213 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:05,998 I'm sorry I accused you. 214 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:08,240 It's bad enough I lost my net 215 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,791 I don't want to lose my best friend, too. 216 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,791 Please forgive me. 217 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:14,377 What's the hold up? 218 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:16,309 Oh, it's you two. 219 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:19,171 Look, you left your net on the bus again. 220 00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:20,377 Old reliable? 221 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:22,171 I left you on the bus? 222 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,205 You do it every week. 223 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,998 Can we get going? 224 00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:28,998 Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by. 225 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:34,137 You're giving me old reliable? 226 00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:37,791 I accept your apology. 227 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:40,964 Oh, come here, you big lug. 228 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,274 aw... 229 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,067 They do this all the time. 230 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,584 I'm serious. 231 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,446 Oh, never mind. 232 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,964 I'm staying in bikini bottom. 233 00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:54,309 hooray! 234 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,481 You wanna go jellyfishing? 235 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,791 I just got a new net. 236 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,205 So did I. 237 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:05,310 My best friend made it for me. 238 00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:30,516 Ahh, I love waking up to my own circadian rhythm 239 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:33,722 Without the aid of an alarm clock. 240 00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,377 Dah! 241 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:37,102 Morning, squidward. 242 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:39,310 I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked. 243 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:42,446 So you got any plans for the day, squidward? 244 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:47,585 O.K., squidward, I'll catch ya later. 245 00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:52,240 Hi, squidward. Wanna play? 246 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,412 No. 247 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,274 And leave me alone. 248 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:59,033 O.K., squidward, see ya later. 249 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:02,136 Ah, the blank canvas... 250 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:04,757 Infinite possibilities. 251 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,653 All the colors of the known and unknown universe, 252 00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:09,722 Hiding on my palate. 253 00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:12,550 The artiste approaches, ready to create. 254 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:15,860 Hey, squidward, wanna play? 255 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:20,999 O.K., squidward, see ya later. 256 00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,653 Perhaps I can find solitude in the printed word. 257 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:27,895 Hey, squidward, wanna play? 258 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:33,034 O.K. Squidward, see ya later. 259 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,446 What? 260 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:38,722 Hi, squidward. 261 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,033 Wanna play hide and seek? 262 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,860 O.K., spongebob. 263 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,619 You hide first. 264 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,274 Oh, no, where'd he go? 265 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:48,826 I guess he wins. 266 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:52,412 Defeat has never tasted so sweet. 267 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:53,619 Yello? 268 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,929 How about a game of hangman? 269 00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:59,653 How about a game of hang up? 270 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,034 I guess this brings an end to my luxuriating. 271 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:08,067 How 'bout duck, duck hermit crab? 272 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,205 Hopscotch? 273 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,309 Squidward says? 274 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,481 Steal the bacon? 275 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,688 Sleeping sea lions? 276 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:13,895 Sharks and minnows? 277 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,033 Sink the submarine? 278 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:15,998 Kings and queens? 279 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:17,722 Mahjong? 280 00:13:17,723 --> 00:13:18,860 Whoa, I've never played this game before. 281 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:19,929 What's it called? 282 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,309 It's called 283 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:24,102 I will never play with you... 284 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:29,241 Ever! 285 00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,791 Hmm, something tells me 286 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,653 That squidward doesn't want to play today. 287 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,309 That's it. 288 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,792 If I can't play with the real squidward, 289 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:43,930 I'll just make one of my own. 290 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:49,964 I think that moron finally gets it. 291 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:55,103 I don't want to see or hear him for the... 292 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,343 Spongebob, will you make that racket stop! 293 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:00,722 Spongebob! 294 00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:05,861 You open this door right this... 295 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:11,275 "hello squidward." 296 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:16,550 "Squidward, it's me, mini squidward!" 297 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,412 What are you doing spongebob? 298 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,171 Hello, squidward. 299 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:22,619 What manner of annoying scheme is this? 300 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,412 Just say hello to him, squidward. 301 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,102 You know how sensitive he is. 302 00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,584 Hi. 303 00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:29,446 Now spongebob, what the... 304 00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:31,240 Uh, squidward? 305 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:34,826 He prefers to be addressed by his full name. 306 00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,791 Hello, squidward. 307 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,343 Wondrous weather we're having, eh, squidward, old pal? 308 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,895 Spongebob, what is the meaning of this? 309 00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:45,791 Spongebob made a replacement you, me... 310 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,481 So that when you youdon't want to play, 311 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,653 Spongebob can play with me, you. 312 00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:53,136 So, you'll be filling in for me 313 00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,309 When spongebob wants to play one of his stupid games? 314 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,619 Yeah? 315 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,722 Oh, thank you, thank you. 316 00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:06,861 Whoo! 317 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,102 Three words. 318 00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:16,241 Movie title. 319 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,964 12 angry jellyfish. 320 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,171 How does he do it? 321 00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,791 Right again, squidy. 322 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,033 You little charades master, you. 323 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,791 Squidward, you look a little different. 324 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,481 Wow. 325 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:27,998 Have you been working out? 326 00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:29,205 Actually patrick, this is... 327 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,722 Hold it, spongebob. 328 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,343 Oh, I know. 329 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:37,482 You shaved your beard. 330 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,653 All right, now. 331 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,584 Who has the krabby patty, 332 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:45,688 And who has the krabbypatty? 333 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:46,895 See? 334 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,998 'Cause they're both... 335 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:54,136 Krabby. 336 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,551 Good one, mini squidward. 337 00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:57,895 You are always a ray of sunshine. 338 00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:00,309 Are you ready for another fabulous day of work at the krusty krab? 339 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,481 Of course I am. 340 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,791 I love to work. 341 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:06,274 Whois that little fella with spongebob? 342 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:09,412 I don't know, but isn't he handsome? 343 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:14,551 Yeah, heishandsome. 344 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,412 Oh, sorry sir, can I take your order? 345 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,377 No, I don't like your attitude, bub. 346 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:23,998 Is this what the krusty krab calls friendly service? 347 00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:26,309 Sorry sir, can I take your order? 348 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,033 Now that's more like it. 349 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,412 Finally, a server with a good attitude. 350 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,343 Well, thank you very much. 351 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,757 I'll take eight dozen of your finest patties, please. 352 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,757 Don't let ol' chowder pants touch 'em. 353 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,274 He might taint the patties. 354 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,584 Fine then, go ahead. 355 00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,343 Do my work for me. 356 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,102 I'm startin' to like this mini squidward. 357 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,860 Doing my work, keeping spongebob off my back. 358 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,688 I could get used to this. 359 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:50,791 Order up, mini squid. 360 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:54,653 Ok, spongebob, always happy to help. 361 00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:55,998 Here ya go, pal. 362 00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:59,653 Go get 'em, tiger! 363 00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:02,584 O.K. Now, who had the krabbypatty 364 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:07,723 And who had the krabby patty? 365 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,309 What the... that's my joke! 366 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,067 Wow honey! 367 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,481 This new mini squidward is such a card. 368 00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,067 And a great waiter, dear. 369 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,998 Oh, you're right. 370 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:23,137 So much better than that old, lousy, larger-Scale squidward. 371 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,929 Yeah. 372 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,171 Bring that little fella over here 373 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,171 And let me give him a $300 tip! 374 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:31,377 What? 375 00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:32,826 All right, all right. 376 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,067 That's enough! 377 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,653 My break is finished. 378 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,515 Oh, boy, back to work. 379 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,860 Hold on a second there. 380 00:17:39,861 --> 00:17:41,240 Oh, mr. Krabs. 381 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,274 Uh, squidward, me cephalopod, 382 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,136 I'm sorry to tell you this. 383 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,964 Well, not that sorry. 384 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,274 Me customers prefer the new smaller squidward to you. 385 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,860 And so do I. 386 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,791 'Cause he's making me some bucks. 387 00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,515 I'm changing your job to busboy, effective immediately. 388 00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,791 Now pipe down and watch how it's done. 389 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,550 Hey, everybody. 390 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:02,515 I'm squidward and I love to dance. 391 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,309 I love to watch people dance while I eat. 392 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,136 Who's with me? 393 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,930 Who wants mini squidward to dance for our amusement? 394 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:16,310 Well, gosh, o.K. 395 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,377 What's the big deal? 396 00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:44,516 Those are all my moves. 397 00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:52,791 Ta-Da! 398 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:56,929 Talk about no talent. 399 00:18:56,930 --> 00:19:02,068 Maybe squidward should get size reduction surgery so he'll dance better. 400 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:07,758 That mini squid. 401 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:33,930 Everybody dance. 402 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:55,413 That was awful. 403 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:58,171 He stole my jokes... 404 00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,136 He stole my job... 405 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:03,550 He stole my standing ovation. 406 00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:06,412 You little wooden fiend. 407 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:11,551 Stop stealing my life. 408 00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,240 Stop, stop. 409 00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,447 Don't gnaw on the head of my new client, please. 410 00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:20,136 You don't know what you're doing. 411 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,205 Are you mad? 412 00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:22,309 Have mercy. 413 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,584 Wait a minute. 414 00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:25,964 I've seen you before. 415 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:28,136 You're that music agent that represents my favorite clarinet player. 416 00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:30,998 Salutations, I'm milo j. Finkerfish. 417 00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:32,860 Talent manager for curly bubbles records. 418 00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:36,136 You mean you're here to sign me for a record deal? 419 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,791 The answer to that question is a big n-O. 420 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:42,791 This little fella on the other hand is woo-Hoo, woo-Hoo, good. 421 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,757 We're offering him a million dollar contract 422 00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:46,205 And a sequined suit. 423 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,309 A sequined suit. 424 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,309 That's what you're supposed to offer me. 425 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,033 Why take a cheap knock-Off, 426 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:57,172 When you can have the original. 427 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:08,791 Now where do I sign? 428 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,067 Yeah, right, kid. 429 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:14,722 Well, ol' mini squidward, I guess this is it. 430 00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:17,205 We've had some good times playing charades 431 00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:21,136 And dancing around like two giddy butterflies. 432 00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:22,446 Remember? 433 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,205 Yeah, those were the days. 434 00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,895 But I guess it's time for you to move on, huh? 435 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,274 On to greener pastures. 436 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,309 Arrivederci, mon frere. 437 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:35,791 All right kid, let's go become a sensation. 438 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:39,343 And we'll see you at the clammy awards. 439 00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:44,482 Oh, no, I guess I won't. 440 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,653 Buh-Bye. 441 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,619 What's the matter, actual size squidward? 442 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,377 My dreams are crushed. 443 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,309 But, hey. 444 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,551 At least I won't have to see that mini squid ever again. 445 00:21:57,551 --> 00:22:00,377 Yeah, I have something even better. 446 00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:05,516 Another me!