1 00:00:00,559 --> 00:00:03,418 Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. 2 00:00:03,418 --> 00:00:05,047 SpongeBob SquarePants! 3 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:07,207 If nautical nonsense be something you wish. 4 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,966 SpongeBob SquarePants! 5 00:00:08,966 --> 00:00:10,985 Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 6 00:00:10,985 --> 00:00:12,485 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:12,485 --> 00:00:13,484 Ready? 8 00:00:13,484 --> 00:00:17,473 SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, 9 00:00:17,473 --> 00:00:22,461 SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,956 We take you now to Encino, California, 11 00:00:34,956 --> 00:00:37,905 where we find the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants 12 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,805 fan club— flipping burgers? 13 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,193 Oh, hey, kids. 14 00:00:45,193 --> 00:00:47,202 Potty and I took jobs flipping burgers 15 00:00:47,202 --> 00:00:51,290 so we could be just like our hero, SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:51,990 Bawk! 17 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:53,779 I took the job for the free soda. 18 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:54,679 Squawk! 19 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,578 Potty, don't you have dishes to wash? 20 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,278 Squawk! 21 00:00:57,278 --> 00:00:57,978 Aargh! 22 00:00:57,978 --> 00:00:59,197 Oh, hey, kids. 23 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:01,946 Say hello to my boss, Mr. Pirateson. 24 00:01:01,946 --> 00:01:03,536 Aargh! 25 00:01:03,536 --> 00:01:05,155 One order Scurvy Fries. 26 00:01:05,155 --> 00:01:06,734 One large bilge water. 27 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:07,584 Aargh! 28 00:01:07,584 --> 00:01:09,294 Aargh! 29 00:01:09,294 --> 00:01:11,213 Diet bilge water. 30 00:01:11,213 --> 00:01:14,112 I'll get right on it, sir. 31 00:01:14,112 --> 00:01:14,811 Ah! 32 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:19,080 Hey, you. 33 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,749 What's hiding here? 34 00:01:20,749 --> 00:01:22,059 Oh, Potty. 35 00:01:22,059 --> 00:01:25,288 You're just in time to try me new pirate patties. 36 00:01:25,288 --> 00:01:27,997 I call this one "Buried Treasure." 37 00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:29,236 Where'd you dig that one up? 38 00:01:29,236 --> 00:01:29,936 Bawk. 39 00:01:29,936 --> 00:01:32,225 This one's called "Walk the Plank." 40 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,524 I'm already bored with that one. 41 00:01:34,524 --> 00:01:37,433 This one will blow that little bird brain of yours. 42 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:39,792 Behold the "Patchy Patty." 43 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,072 Ahoy! 44 00:01:41,072 --> 00:01:42,891 Aw, that's the worse one yet. 45 00:01:42,891 --> 00:01:44,251 Bawk. 46 00:01:44,251 --> 00:01:50,188 Potty Parrot, you are never supportive of me! 47 00:01:50,188 --> 00:01:53,257 I don't want to be your friend anymore! 48 00:01:53,257 --> 00:01:54,207 Bawk! 49 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:55,996 I never want to see you again! 50 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:57,166 Ah, Patchy, no! 51 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:05,463 You know, this isn't the first time that a patty has 52 00:02:05,463 --> 00:02:07,952 come between two good chums. 53 00:02:07,952 --> 00:02:10,351 It happened once in Bikini Bottom. 54 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:13,170 Here, take a look while I pull myself together. 55 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:33,902 Something ain't right. 56 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:43,089 For me? 57 00:02:43,089 --> 00:02:45,938 Don't you find this a tad suspicious? 58 00:02:45,938 --> 00:02:49,376 Suspicion doesn't hold a candle to birthday wishing. 59 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,255 Surprise! 60 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,350 Ah! 61 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,039 Disengage! 62 00:03:17,246 --> 00:03:20,125 MR.Me secret formuler! 63 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,444 Happy birthday, Krabs! 64 00:03:22,444 --> 00:03:26,622 Don't forget your condiments, Plankton. 65 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:27,792 That a boy, SpongeBob. 66 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,299 Safe! 67 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:37,358 You'll rue the day we were born, Krabs! 68 00:03:37,358 --> 00:03:39,857 I'll be back! 69 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:41,327 Oh, barnacles. 70 00:03:46,745 --> 00:03:48,314 Why, Mr. Krabs? 71 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:50,823 Why does he hate us so? 72 00:03:50,823 --> 00:03:54,232 Well, you might as well blame me, SpongeBob. 73 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:59,160 There was a time when Plankton and I were best friends. 74 00:04:01,929 --> 00:04:03,798 Best friends? 75 00:04:03,798 --> 00:04:05,698 Friends at birth, you might say. 76 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:07,877 Even as wee ones. 77 00:04:07,877 --> 00:04:08,807 Goo. 78 00:04:18,663 --> 00:04:21,172 MR. Things were all peaches and cream. 79 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:26,030 MR. Until we hit grade school. 80 00:04:30,159 --> 00:04:31,078 Hey, Plankey. 81 00:04:31,078 --> 00:04:32,508 What you doing? 82 00:04:32,508 --> 00:04:35,347 Oh, just a little something I thought I'd try out. 83 00:04:38,526 --> 00:04:39,735 Idiots! 84 00:04:39,735 --> 00:04:42,624 I'll show you with science! 85 00:04:42,624 --> 00:04:46,922 This concoction's going to blow everyone away! 86 00:04:55,159 --> 00:04:56,699 How's this for a science experiment, 87 00:04:56,699 --> 00:05:00,807 Mr. Brain-a-tron 5000. 88 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,325 They'll pay for this one, eh, Eugene? 89 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:09,684 Darn tootin'! 90 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,543 Hey, barnacle brains! 91 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:14,602 I think you owe Plankton an apolergy. 92 00:05:14,602 --> 00:05:15,302 You're right. 93 00:05:15,302 --> 00:05:17,151 Plankton, I'm sorry. 94 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,280 Sorry you have to hang out with rag boy! 95 00:05:23,029 --> 00:05:23,729 Yeah. 96 00:05:23,729 --> 00:05:25,028 Where'd you do your clothes shopping? 97 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:26,678 In the trash can? 98 00:05:28,857 --> 00:05:30,026 MR. It was true. 99 00:05:30,026 --> 00:05:32,266 I did get me clothes from the trash. 100 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:35,564 You see, when I was growing up, times were tough. 101 00:05:35,564 --> 00:05:39,513 Me mother had to fashion me clothes from rags. 102 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:45,471 There you go, son. 103 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,800 Your outfit's all finished. 104 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,189 Well, it's a good thing Old Man Jenkins was kind enough 105 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:51,068 to spare his last washcloth. 106 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,458 Oops! 107 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,527 I missed a spot. 108 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:55,697 MR. Then one day 109 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:59,405 while Plankton and I plotted our revenge, I met the love of me 110 00:05:59,405 --> 00:06:00,405 life. 111 00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:02,904 What in Neptune's net is that? 112 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:10,831 It's the most beautiful thing me eyes have ever seen. 113 00:06:10,831 --> 00:06:12,181 What is it? 114 00:06:12,181 --> 00:06:12,880 It's money. 115 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,580 Money! 116 00:06:15,619 --> 00:06:16,319 Yeah. 117 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,358 You could buy things with it. 118 00:06:18,358 --> 00:06:21,297 Buy things? 119 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:26,665 So I spent it on a gift for me best pal, Plankton. 120 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:34,852 Wow! 121 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,051 Got your secret recipe, Mr. Krabs. 122 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,990 You have no idea what that went through to get here. 123 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:42,249 I got a pretty good idea, yeah. 124 00:06:42,249 --> 00:06:44,858 Well, if you guys were such great friends, what happened? 125 00:06:44,858 --> 00:06:46,358 Yeah, Mr. Krabs. 126 00:06:46,358 --> 00:06:48,247 What did happen next? 127 00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:50,536 Yeah, I really want to know. 128 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:54,425 Listen up, Squidward, because this is where it gets juicy. 129 00:06:54,425 --> 00:06:58,173 It all began at a place called Stinky Burgers. 130 00:06:58,173 --> 00:07:00,113 It was the only place to get a burger. 131 00:07:00,113 --> 00:07:02,772 The kids loved Stinky Burger. 132 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,239 Yay! 133 00:07:09,239 --> 00:07:11,249 MR. And Stinky loved the kids. 134 00:07:11,249 --> 00:07:13,048 What can I do for you, young-ins? 135 00:07:13,048 --> 00:07:13,978 Uh, Mr. Stinky? 136 00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:15,397 I'll have one burger, please. 137 00:07:15,397 --> 00:07:16,697 Me too, Stinky! 138 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,476 Oh, now, now, kids. 139 00:07:18,476 --> 00:07:20,465 There's plenty of burgers for everyone. 140 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:22,714 Yay! 141 00:07:22,714 --> 00:07:24,444 That's why we like you so much, Stinky. 142 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,203 You always deliver the goods! 143 00:07:26,203 --> 00:07:29,512 We don't "like" Stinky, we respect him. 144 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:31,401 Well, which one is it, kids? 145 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:34,010 Do you like or respect me? 146 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:34,750 Like! 147 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:35,450 Respect! 148 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,289 Like! 149 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,159 Respect! 150 00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:39,218 OK, let's just meet in the middle 151 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:42,027 and say you "lie-spect" me. 152 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,705 Excuse us! 153 00:07:46,705 --> 00:07:49,684 Valuable customers coming through. 154 00:07:49,684 --> 00:07:51,843 What are those dorks doing here? 155 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:55,362 Two Stinky Burgers, please. 156 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:57,491 Did your brains dribble out over the sidewalk 157 00:07:57,491 --> 00:07:58,941 you slept on last night? 158 00:07:58,941 --> 00:08:01,850 If it's burgers you want, go around back. 159 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:04,709 Yeah, Stinky! 160 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:07,098 Thanks for keeping the nerds out! 161 00:08:07,098 --> 00:08:08,537 You're the best, Stinky! 162 00:08:08,537 --> 00:08:11,406 OK, that's enough, kids. 163 00:08:11,406 --> 00:08:12,646 Gather around, children. 164 00:08:12,646 --> 00:08:14,305 There's something I want to tell you. 165 00:08:14,305 --> 00:08:16,054 What I have to say is very important. 166 00:08:16,054 --> 00:08:20,383 If you remember just one thing for the rest of your life, 167 00:08:20,383 --> 00:08:25,181 remember that without your kind patronage, 168 00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:27,770 I'd be a penniless loser like rag boy. 169 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,807 Do you two have kelp for brains? 170 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:37,506 Don't you understand? 171 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:40,006 If you two yahoos keep coming around, 172 00:08:40,006 --> 00:08:42,165 you'll drive away all the normal customers. 173 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:45,463 I've worked too long and too hard to make this 174 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,803 a "lie-spectable" business. 175 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:52,091 As it is, I can barely afford the essential things in life. 176 00:08:52,091 --> 00:08:53,341 Is it quitting time already? 177 00:08:57,699 --> 00:09:00,658 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy 178 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,177 some of life's essentials. 179 00:09:08,905 --> 00:09:10,794 Did you hear that, Krabs? 180 00:09:10,794 --> 00:09:13,363 By cooking burgers for those cretins, he was 181 00:09:13,363 --> 00:09:15,752 able to gain their "lie-spect." 182 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:18,281 Did you see that fat stack of loot. 183 00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:20,510 I bet if someone made a better burger, 184 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,879 we'd have a better stack of loot. 185 00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:27,408 But who has the ability to make such a burger. 186 00:09:27,408 --> 00:09:29,557 Who has the skill? 187 00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:31,946 Skill, schmill, Krabs baby. 188 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,135 Who needs skill when science is on your side? 189 00:09:35,135 --> 00:09:39,903 We'll make that burger, and when we do, we will rule the school! 190 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,021 I miss Potty. 191 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:51,849 I remember the first we met. 192 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:54,678 If I could only hear his voice. 193 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,827 Less talking and more working, Cap. 194 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:57,527 Potty! 195 00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:59,876 You came back to apologize. 196 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:02,425 I came to tell you to get back to work. 197 00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:07,993 You can't tell me what to do, you— assistant manager? 198 00:10:07,993 --> 00:10:10,732 How did you get to be assistant manager? 199 00:10:10,732 --> 00:10:13,291 A little thing called a GED, my man. 200 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:16,619 Oh, here we go with the fancy book learning. 201 00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:18,329 Customers love me cooking. 202 00:10:18,329 --> 00:10:20,148 Why, we're almost out of doggy bags. 203 00:10:23,477 --> 00:10:25,386 Oh, Potty. 204 00:10:25,386 --> 00:10:27,695 What am I doing wrong? 205 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,935 You just need some practice is all. 206 00:10:53,356 --> 00:10:54,605 The patty's done. 207 00:10:54,605 --> 00:10:56,435 Smells like an actual poop deck. 208 00:10:56,435 --> 00:10:57,224 Oh, fine. 209 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,314 I'll try it then. 210 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:09,130 By the crime of befouling me tastebuds, 211 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:12,739 I order you to walk the plank! 212 00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:17,517 Ah. 213 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,267 Oh, well. 214 00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,685 I bet SpongeBob's first patty didn't go so well either. 215 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:22,405 Bawk. 216 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:25,214 Roll film. 217 00:11:34,121 --> 00:11:36,330 A perfect patty on the first try. 218 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,639 D'oh! 219 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:40,098 I'll make a potty patty out of you! 220 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:41,828 You're unsanitary, Patchy. 221 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,897 You keep hamburger meat in an old boot. 222 00:11:43,897 --> 00:11:47,526 Well, that's what gives it its special flavor. 223 00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:49,325 You've got rats in the kitchen. 224 00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:52,514 D'oh, I brush and shampoo them daily. 225 00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,833 Who's Patchy's little princess? 226 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,533 Oh! 227 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:58,392 Don't— do that! 228 00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:01,201 And you can wash your hands after using the bathroom. 229 00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:02,040 What? 230 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,610 Every time? 231 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,869 That's not all. 232 00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:07,508 This is a step in the right direction. 233 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:10,067 What kind of a pirate wears a hairnet? 234 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:12,766 The same kind that wears a "Kiss the Cook" apron. 235 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,156 Well, you never know, Potty. 236 00:12:14,156 --> 00:12:15,205 I might get lucky. 237 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:16,785 You hear that ladies? 238 00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:19,114 Patchy is available? 239 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,963 Now I feel sick. 240 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,812 That's it, you feathered snake! 241 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:26,121 This time you've gone too far! 242 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:26,821 Bawk! 243 00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:27,561 You missed. 244 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:28,260 Bawk. 245 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:30,170 Is that all you got? 246 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:36,038 Bawk— now you've done it. 247 00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:36,767 MR. Aargh! 248 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:37,747 Aargh! 249 00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:40,916 Yes, Mr. Pirateson. 250 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,755 You kids watch the rest of the cartoon, 251 00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:45,704 while I watch Potty get fired. 252 00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:46,684 MR. Aargh! 253 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,003 Coming, Mr. Pirateson. 254 00:12:51,302 --> 00:12:52,401 MR. So we went 255 00:12:52,401 --> 00:12:56,020 back to our secret hideaway— the dump— 256 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,489 to prove to those chowderheads that a burger could 257 00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:01,478 be semi-edible and easy to swaller. 258 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:04,097 We made sure to keep careful record of our progress. 259 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:18,002 Gently. 260 00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:18,792 Gently! 261 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:19,891 MR. We finally 262 00:13:19,891 --> 00:13:23,830 emerged with the best-looking burger under the sea! 263 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,429 We went back to Stinky's to run our Patty 264 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,968 in those kid's greasy faces. 265 00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:30,607 But Stinky's had been shut down by the order 266 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,077 of the health department. 267 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:34,296 So we seized the opportunity and converted 268 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,105 our hang out into a restaurant. 269 00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:43,592 Our venture into capitalism began. 270 00:13:43,592 --> 00:13:44,852 $1, please. 271 00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:47,821 There you are, sir. 272 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,890 MR.It was me first dollar I'd ever earned, 273 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:53,169 and it t'was also the beginning of a beautiful, romantic 274 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:55,238 relationship with money. 275 00:13:55,238 --> 00:13:57,207 Hey! 276 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,216 Your burgers are even worse than Stinky's. 277 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:02,255 We can barely keep them down. 278 00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,205 If it wasn't for Stinky's shutting down, 279 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:06,014 no one would eat here. 280 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:09,253 Now give me a burger, I'm starving. 281 00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:11,032 Just look at them, Eugene. 282 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:15,530 The very people who ridiculed me are now feasting on my recipe. 283 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,289 I thought it was our recipe. 284 00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,479 I'm ruling their stomachs. 285 00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:24,097 And soon I will be ruling their minds! 286 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,925 But what about satisfying the customer? 287 00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:30,555 Barnacles to the customer! 288 00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,874 I'm talking about ruling the world! 289 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,602 And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me. 290 00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:39,452 Give me that! 291 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:40,151 Stop! 292 00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,780 You're going to bust it! 293 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,200 Ah! 294 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,679 Burgers aren't for ruining worlds! 295 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,398 I'm terribly sorry, Eugene, I couldn't hear you. 296 00:14:49,398 --> 00:14:51,357 Could you come closer? 297 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,986 Maybe stand on the tile in front of you? 298 00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:54,686 Which one? 299 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,565 The one that says "eject" or the one that says "trap door." 300 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,144 Oh, either one will do. 301 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:01,733 What I was saying was— (YELLING) 302 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:04,112 you'll regret this one day! 303 00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:09,710 And he always did. 304 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,410 Lies! 305 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,469 MR. Whoa, hold on there, me boy. 306 00:15:12,469 --> 00:15:14,239 We don't need to go through all that again. 307 00:15:14,239 --> 00:15:17,597 Very touching, but completely false. 308 00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:18,607 Don't know what you mean. 309 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,806 Why don't you tell him the truth? 310 00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:24,135 It did happen that way, didn't it, Mr. Krabs? 311 00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:27,823 Most of it is true, except for what really happened! 312 00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:31,352 We had created the tastiest burger. 313 00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:33,681 That's when things became unsavory. 314 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,829 First, I rule their stomachs. 315 00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:43,528 And then their money! 316 00:15:47,186 --> 00:15:49,485 But what about satisfying the customers? 317 00:15:49,485 --> 00:15:51,105 Barnacles to the customers. 318 00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:55,993 I'm talking about coins, cash, wallets, bank accounts! 319 00:15:55,993 --> 00:16:00,471 With this secret recipe, nothing will stop me! 320 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:01,371 Give me that! 321 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,071 Stop! 322 00:16:02,071 --> 00:16:04,440 You're going to bust it. 323 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,509 This isn't about money, Eugene. 324 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,208 Milarky. 325 00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:13,177 You'll regret this one day! 326 00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:22,273 Our little squabble only got me part of the recipe. 327 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,923 Gosh, Mr. Plankton. 328 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:26,891 That doesn't sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all. 329 00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:29,700 That's because it isn't. 330 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,190 Karen? 331 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,319 They're both liars. 332 00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:34,209 That's not how it happened at all. 333 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,758 In those days, I was just starting out 334 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,717 as a security system. 335 00:16:38,717 --> 00:16:40,996 Plankton and I met when he installed me. 336 00:16:40,996 --> 00:16:42,696 It was only our third date. 337 00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:47,474 Anyway, I recorded the whole thing in my databanks. 338 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,003 Now that's a handsome looking burger. 339 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,112 You said it, old chum! 340 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:58,230 Attention, get your Plankton and Krabs' patties right here. 341 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:02,978 You think it was a good idea to open in a dump? 342 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,308 What's that music? 343 00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:07,706 I know that theme song anywhere. 344 00:17:07,706 --> 00:17:09,296 It's Old Man Jenkins. 345 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,515 Old Man Jenkins! 346 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:15,363 I've just been searching for some new shoes for Old Bessey. 347 00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:18,092 You help me mom and me through some tough times. 348 00:17:18,092 --> 00:17:20,701 It would be an honor if you'd be the first to try 349 00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,721 our delicious burgers. 350 00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,600 Why, I'd be happy to. 351 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:32,837 Yay! 352 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:40,564 MR."Plab Patty" KOs Old Man J. I can't believe 353 00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:43,073 we poisoned that sweet old guy. 354 00:17:43,073 --> 00:17:44,692 Well, he is old. 355 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:45,512 Hey. 356 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,411 That guy's like family to me. 357 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,671 Well, it was your fault the patty was tainted. 358 00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:52,260 You're the one who put too much seaweed sauce in the burger. 359 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,449 You let it sit out too long. 360 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,748 That's what did it. 361 00:17:55,748 --> 00:17:57,648 I'm taking the recipe and fixing it. 362 00:17:57,648 --> 00:17:58,957 No way! 363 00:17:58,957 --> 00:18:00,666 That recipe's mine! 364 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,356 Stop! 365 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:09,083 You're gonna— You want to fight over this recipe, I'll give you 366 00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,863 a fight you'll never forget! 367 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,080 Well, that's ruined. 368 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,320 But, no use letting this go to waste. 369 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,479 These kids'll eat anything. 370 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:24,877 I've done it. 371 00:18:24,877 --> 00:18:29,406 I discovered the perfect patty batter! 372 00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:30,945 Meanwhile, Plankton was 373 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,725 back at the elementary school. 374 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,703 But this he was going it alone. 375 00:18:35,703 --> 00:18:36,573 Ah! 376 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,873 Oh, no you don't. 377 00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,182 This is my turf. 378 00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:41,551 I think not, rag boy! 379 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:42,251 What? 380 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,740 Why I oughta squash you right now, you little— 381 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,969 Get out of my face! 382 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,958 Hey, look. 383 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:50,848 Nerd fight! 384 00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:53,097 I've got $5 on rag boy. 385 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:53,827 A-ha! 386 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:58,395 We'll let the customers decide whose burger's better. 387 00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:00,084 Step right up, gents. 388 00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:03,043 Get a delicious Chum Burger right here. 389 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,772 Big Johnny will eat anything. 390 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:07,562 Have a Chum Burger, Johnny, sir. 391 00:19:09,811 --> 00:19:11,510 Plankton, he had pieced together 392 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:15,159 his own creation using memory and science. 393 00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:16,288 Go on, sir. 394 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,838 Tell your buddies what you think. 395 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:24,375 I'm going to try one of rag boy's burgers. 396 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,085 Here you are, sir. 397 00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:28,734 You are the first to taste a Krabby Patty. 398 00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:34,961 Flavor! 399 00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,441 Edible! 400 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,430 We can actually hold it down! 401 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,909 This is the most flavortastic sensation 402 00:19:40,909 --> 00:19:43,878 my still developing taste buds have ever experienced! 403 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:49,996 I'll show you, Krabs! 404 00:19:49,996 --> 00:19:53,035 I'll steal that cursed recipe from you one day, 405 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:56,923 and I won't stop 'til I do. 406 00:19:56,923 --> 00:20:01,741 My recipe was, is, and always will be the best! 407 00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:05,100 You wouldn't have that recipe if it weren't for me. 408 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,040 You calling me a liar? 409 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,639 Will you men stop yelling at each other? 410 00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:10,588 I can't believe you let a recipe ruin 411 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,517 such a wonderful friendship. 412 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:16,016 You were my only true friend that didn't have 413 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,975 a president printed on him. 414 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,244 But money doesn't hug back. 415 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:24,133 My life has been nothing but a long line of disappointment 416 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,932 since we became enemies. 417 00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:30,101 All these years I've been trying to steal your formula. 418 00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:35,329 But I was really just trying to steal back our friendship. 419 00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:36,418 Really? 420 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:38,818 It's all I ever really wanted. 421 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,197 To get back to the way it used to be. 422 00:20:41,197 --> 00:20:44,216 You and me against the world. 423 00:20:44,216 --> 00:20:47,574 How about a hug, Krabs old pal? 424 00:20:47,574 --> 00:20:50,323 I'd like that, Planky old chum. 425 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:54,302 Doesn't it warm your heart, Karen? 426 00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:55,621 I suppose it would. 427 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,141 If I had one. 428 00:20:57,141 --> 00:21:00,859 I'm sorry, Krabs old buddy. 429 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:01,819 Me, too. 430 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:03,108 Me, too. 431 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,168 Now, Karen! 432 00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,337 Back off, rag boy! 433 00:21:09,276 --> 00:21:10,226 Sabotage! 434 00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:10,926 Go, Karen! 435 00:21:20,122 --> 00:21:23,251 Ho, that Plankton never learns, does he, kids? 436 00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:25,610 As for me, I decided to take some time 437 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,249 off to catch up on me reading. 438 00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:29,109 You didn't take time off. 439 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:30,278 You got fired! 440 00:21:30,278 --> 00:21:30,978 Hey! 441 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:32,338 You got fired too. 442 00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:33,937 I've got a golden parachute. 443 00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:42,734 Well, at least I know they'll never be able to replace me. 444 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:43,453 Squawk. 445 00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:47,022 Looks like they already did. 446 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:47,842 What? 447 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:55,009 They let a smelly, hairy flea bag like that serve food? 448 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,885 Don't, please! 449 00:22:04,885 --> 00:22:06,655 I have a tomato allergy. 450 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:07,355 Ow! 451 00:22:07,355 --> 00:22:08,634 Right in the bun. 452 00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:09,334 Ow! 453 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:11,833 Ooh, ow! 454 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:16,371 And so, kids, always remember to follow your dreams. 455 00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:17,621 Unless you're Patchy. 456 00:22:17,621 --> 00:22:20,090 Then just stay in bed.