1 00:00:16,903 --> 00:00:17,765 OHH... 2 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:20,765 I JUST CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER. 3 00:00:20,868 --> 00:00:22,282 YOU ALREADY ORDERED. 4 00:00:22,386 --> 00:00:24,248 DON'T RUSH ME, YOUNG LADY! 5 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,006 HURRY UP, SPONGEBOB! 6 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,213 WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG? 7 00:00:31,317 --> 00:00:33,937 I'M ADDING THE LOVE. 8 00:00:34,041 --> 00:00:36,524 YOU'RE NOT BEING PAIDTO LOVE. 9 00:00:36,627 --> 00:00:38,386 I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY. 10 00:00:38,489 --> 00:00:42,765 I'LL ALWAYS TREASURE THIS TIME WE'VE HAD TOGETHER. 11 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,144 LOOK! 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,248 AWW... 13 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:58,937 WELL, I'LL BE COOKED IN BUTTER. 14 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:02,558 IT'S JIM, ME ORIGINAL FRY COOK. 15 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,593 KRABS! 16 00:01:04,696 --> 00:01:05,868 THEJIM? 17 00:01:05,972 --> 00:01:09,868 HE-WHO-FLIPPED-KRABBY-PATTIES IN THE BEFORE TIME? 18 00:01:09,972 --> 00:01:11,696 YOU'RE DOING WELL, JIM. 19 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,731 IS, IS, IS THAT LIMO SOLID GOLD? 20 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:17,317 IT SURE IS. 21 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:21,041 I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY SOLID GOLD MANSION NEXT TO MY SOLID GOLD LAKE 22 00:01:21,144 --> 00:01:24,248 WHEN I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A LITTLE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. 23 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,351 GOOD OLD JIM. 24 00:01:25,455 --> 00:01:28,558 WHEN YOU WORKED HERE, THE PLACE HAD CLASS. 25 00:01:28,662 --> 00:01:31,765 YEAH, WHEN THIS PLACE HAD CLASS... 26 00:02:07,489 --> 00:02:09,627 WE'VE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES, TOO, RIGHT, SQUIDWARD? 27 00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:10,420 NO. 28 00:02:10,524 --> 00:02:11,662 HEY, THAT'S NEW. 29 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,420 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, HUH? 30 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,006 THAT'S ME! 31 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,972 DON'T WORRY, JIM. 32 00:02:17,075 --> 00:02:18,903 NO ONE COULD EVER TAKE YOUR PLACE. 33 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,386 THE ORIGINAL IS STILL UNDERNEATH. 34 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:29,627 YOUR "BEST EMPLOYEE EVER" AWARD. 35 00:02:29,731 --> 00:02:33,800 SPONGEBOB, SWEEP UP THIS MESS WHILE JIM AND I CATCH UP. 36 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:36,868 YES, SIR. 37 00:02:36,972 --> 00:02:41,731 AFTER I LEFT THE KRUSTY KRAB, I WORKED AT SOME OF THE FINEST RESTAURANTS AROUND THE WORLD. 38 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:45,455 I GOT SO SUCCESSFUL, I WAS ABLE TO RETIRE IN LUXURY. 39 00:02:45,558 --> 00:02:48,351 WOULD YOU SIGN MY KRABBY PATTY? 40 00:02:49,593 --> 00:02:52,386 OH, I DON'T SIGN WHAT I DIDN'T MAKE. 41 00:02:54,144 --> 00:02:58,696 HEY, BIG SHOT, WHY DON'T YOU STEP BEHIND THE FRYER, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE? 42 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,075 YOU'RE ON, KRABS. 43 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,662 BUT I'LL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU. 44 00:03:09,558 --> 00:03:13,179 OH, OH, YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO MAKE ME LAUGH. 45 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:16,903 YOU JUST DON'T FIND EMPLOYEES LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 46 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:22,351 YEAH, NOT UNLESS YOU LOOKED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! 47 00:03:22,455 --> 00:03:24,696 YOU'RE RIGHT, BOY. 48 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,489 I APPRECIATE YOU, SQUIDWARD. 49 00:03:26,593 --> 00:03:29,110 NOW I FEEL COMPLETE. 50 00:03:29,213 --> 00:03:30,524 NOW HOW'S ABOUT THAT PATTY? 51 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,868 EVERYONE, WATCH AND LEARN. 52 00:03:35,213 --> 00:03:37,075 NO ONE WATCHES JIM. 53 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:41,524 ONE PATTY, THE RIGHTWAY. 54 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:48,593 IT'S A THING OF BEAUTY. 55 00:03:49,765 --> 00:03:52,386 WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT A JIM PATTY, ANYWAY? 56 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:55,972 EH, IT'S O.K. 57 00:04:18,075 --> 00:04:20,179 WOW... 58 00:04:20,282 --> 00:04:23,248 THAT WAS... AMAZING. 59 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:25,765 UM, MR. JIM, SIR? 60 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,731 OH, HEY... YOU. 61 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,868 YOU'RE THE... GUY WHO SWEEPS UP, RIGHT? 62 00:04:30,972 --> 00:04:32,351 I'M THE NEW FRY COOK, SIR. 63 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:33,696 OH. 64 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,179 YOU MADE THAT STEPPED-ON THING I SAW EARLIER, RIGHT? 65 00:04:36,282 --> 00:04:38,800 DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS YOU COULD PASS ON TO A ROOKIE? 66 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,524 HMM, BESIDES DON'T STEP ON THE FOOD? 67 00:04:41,627 --> 00:04:44,006 PLEASE CRITIQUE MY WORK! 68 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:47,213 I WISH TO LEARN AT THE FEET OF THE MASTER! 69 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:49,075 NOW THAT'S THE WAY TO GROVEL. 70 00:04:49,179 --> 00:04:51,006 I'LL DO IT. 71 00:05:04,489 --> 00:05:06,903 YEP, PICKLE SLICES WERE TOO THICK. 72 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,248 HOLD IT... 73 00:05:11,351 --> 00:05:12,282 HOLD IT... 74 00:05:12,386 --> 00:05:14,179 HOLD IT. 75 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,593 O.K. 76 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:23,489 NOPE, TOO MUCH MUSTARD, SEE? 77 00:05:55,179 --> 00:05:56,593 AW, MAN, 78 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:59,524 AM I A FRAUD? 79 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,524 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 80 00:06:05,627 --> 00:06:08,937 CRYING MY EYES OUT. 81 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:11,213 WELL, HURRY UP, I GOTTA CRY, TOO. 82 00:06:11,317 --> 00:06:12,627 WHY, SQUIDWARD? 83 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:15,662 BECAUSE WHEN JIM LEAVES, I'LL BE STUCK WITH YOUAGAIN. 84 00:06:15,765 --> 00:06:16,868 DON'T WORRY SQUIDWARD. 85 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:18,834 JIMWON'T BE LEAVING. 86 00:06:18,937 --> 00:06:20,662 HE'S TAKING MY JOB. 87 00:06:20,765 --> 00:06:21,903 I'M THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING. 88 00:06:23,386 --> 00:06:24,317 REALLY? 89 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,765 YES! 90 00:06:26,868 --> 00:06:30,455 HOT-CHA-CHA, HOT-CHA-CHA, HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA! 91 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,834 OOH! 92 00:06:35,868 --> 00:06:39,662 THE KRUSTY KRAB DESERVES BETTER THAN MY MEAGER SKILLS. 93 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,179 I SHOULD BE PROFESSIONAL. 94 00:06:41,282 --> 00:06:43,248 I MUST... RESIGN. 95 00:06:45,213 --> 00:06:47,903 "DEAR MR. KRABS..." 96 00:06:50,006 --> 00:06:52,696 THREE CHEERS FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST FRY COOK! 97 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,834 SPONGEBOB! 98 00:06:53,937 --> 00:06:55,800 ME? 99 00:06:55,903 --> 00:06:58,903 COME HERE, HELP US CHEER FOR JIM. 100 00:06:59,006 --> 00:06:59,696 HIP, HIP... 101 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,317 HOORAY! 102 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:02,834 HIP, HIP... 103 00:07:02,937 --> 00:07:03,972 HOORAY! 104 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,593 HIP, HIP... 105 00:07:05,696 --> 00:07:08,386 HOORAY! 106 00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:10,627 GOOD-BYE, GRILL. 107 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,248 GOOD-BYE, POT. GOOD-BYE, PAN. 108 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:15,455 SO LONG, FRY FAT. 109 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:17,731 GOOD-BYE, GREASE STAIN. 110 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,524 GOOD-BYE, FROZEN PATTY NUMBER ONE. 111 00:07:20,627 --> 00:07:22,558 GOOD-BYE, FROZEN PATTY NUMBER TWO. 112 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:25,972 298 FROZEN PATTIES LATER... 113 00:07:27,006 --> 00:07:28,041 GOOD-BYE, FREEZER. 114 00:07:28,144 --> 00:07:29,937 SPONGEBOB? 115 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:33,006 SPONGEBOB? 116 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:37,696 THAT SMELLS LIKE A RESIGNATION LETTER. 117 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:43,696 SPONGEBOB'S RESIGNATION! 118 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,903 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 119 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,696 NO ONE'S MAKING PATTIES. 120 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,248 AND THAT MEANS I'M NOT MAKING MONEY! 121 00:07:49,351 --> 00:07:53,110 HEY, EUGENE, WHERE'S THAT LITTLE FRY COOK OF YOURS? 122 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:56,110 HE THINKS YOU'RE TAKING HIS JOB, SO HE'S RUN OFF. 123 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:58,834 HEY, GREAT IDEA, AND YOU CAN GIVE ME A RAISE. 124 00:08:02,317 --> 00:08:04,110 LOOK AT THEM. 125 00:08:04,213 --> 00:08:07,075 MR. KRABS IS PROBABLY OFFERING JIM MY JOB RIGHT NOW. 126 00:08:10,765 --> 00:08:12,489 WELL, I BETTER GO FIND HIM. 127 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,075 SPONGEBOB? 128 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:18,110 DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS, I WAS JUST LEAVING. 129 00:08:18,213 --> 00:08:22,110 I'M NOT FIT TO INHABIT THE SAME KITCHEN AS JIM. 130 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:26,041 SO IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I RELINQUISH MY POSITION AS FRY COOK. 131 00:08:26,144 --> 00:08:27,868 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, SPONGEBOB? 132 00:08:27,972 --> 00:08:29,041 I'M NOT TAKING YOUR JOB. 133 00:08:29,144 --> 00:08:32,110 BUT YOU'RE THE GREATEST FRY COOK IN THE WORLD. 134 00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:35,282 THE KRUSTY KRAB DESERVES BETTER THAN ME. 135 00:08:35,386 --> 00:08:38,317 BOTH THOSE STATEMENTS ARE TRUE, SPONGEBOB. 136 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:41,248 BUT THERE'S A REASON WHY I LEFT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 137 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:44,765 IT ALL STARTED ON A WARM SUMMER EVENING. 138 00:08:44,868 --> 00:08:46,213 BUSINESS WAS SLOW 139 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,317 SO SQUIDWARD AND I WERE HAVING ONE OF OUR FAMOUS BULL SESSIONS. 140 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:53,868 WE SHOULD OPEN OUR OWN RESTAURANT AND STOP LINING OLD MAN K'S POCKETS. 141 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:55,248 NO, THANKS. 142 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:58,282 I'M JUST DOING THIS UNTIL MY CLARINET CAREER TAKES OFF. 143 00:08:58,386 --> 00:09:00,179 WHAT IF IT NEVER DOES? 144 00:09:00,282 --> 00:09:02,903 DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON? 145 00:09:03,006 --> 00:09:04,627 YEAH, HA! 146 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:09,765 I COULD LOSE MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWING HAIR TOO, BUT I'M NOT BUYING A WIG YET. 147 00:09:13,455 --> 00:09:17,731 WELL, WHILE YOU GO WIG SHOPPING, I'M GONNA GO TALK TO MR. KRABS. 148 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,765 HEY, MR. KRABS. 149 00:09:19,868 --> 00:09:21,524 YOU GOT A SECOND? 150 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,662 ANYTHING FOR YOU, JIMMY ME BOY. 151 00:09:22,765 --> 00:09:25,006 COP A SQUAT AND LAY YOUR RACKET. 152 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,317 TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR WIG, JIM. 153 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:29,179 CUT THE GAS, KRABS, AND DIG THIS. 154 00:09:29,282 --> 00:09:31,213 I'VE BEEN BUSTING MY CONCH FOR YOU. 155 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:34,420 YOU BETTER LAY ON SOME EXTRA GRAVY, OR I'M GONNA AGITATE THE GRAVEL. 156 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,075 WHAT NOW? 157 00:09:36,179 --> 00:09:38,282 YOU KNOW, LAY A PATCH. 158 00:09:38,386 --> 00:09:39,524 EXCUSE ME? 159 00:09:39,627 --> 00:09:42,144 GIVE ME A RAISE OR I'M QUITTING. 160 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,213 A "RAISE"? 161 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,110 HMM, THAT'S NOT IN MY HIPTIONARY. 162 00:09:46,213 --> 00:09:47,524 HELP ME GET WITH IT, JACK. 163 00:09:47,627 --> 00:09:51,351 STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. 164 00:09:51,455 --> 00:09:54,558 THESE SIDEBURNS AREN'T REAL. 165 00:09:54,662 --> 00:10:00,627 I NEED MORE MONEY IN MY PAYCHECK AT THE END OF EVERY WEEK, CAPISCE? 166 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,317 MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR. 167 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:21,593 MY HAIR, MY HAIR. 168 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:28,489 AH, IT'S STILL AS FUNNY TODAY AS IT WAS THEN. 169 00:10:32,179 --> 00:10:34,213 YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB. 170 00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:36,627 YOU'VE GOT ONE QUALITY JIM WILL NEVER HAVE. 171 00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:38,282 YOU'RE CHEAP. 172 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:40,110 WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 173 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,317 SO YOU'LL STAY? 174 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,041 AYE-AYE, MR. KRABS. 175 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,248 THEN GET TO WORK, LAD! 176 00:10:45,351 --> 00:10:49,006 WELL, EUGENE, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF ANOTHER SUCKER. 177 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,386 THE KID'S A GOOD FRY COOK 178 00:10:50,489 --> 00:10:52,386 BUT HE'LL ONLY BE A GREAT FRY COOK 179 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:55,248 WHEN HE FINALLY GETS THE GUTS TO QUIT THIS DUMP. 180 00:10:55,351 --> 00:10:56,868 GOOD LUCK, SPONGEBOB. 181 00:10:56,972 --> 00:10:59,558 YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 182 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:02,489 THE KRUSTY KRAB ISN'T A DUMP. 183 00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:04,386 OH, SHE'S A DUMP, ALL RIGHT. 184 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,524 BUT SHE'S MY DUMP. 185 00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:07,696 OH... 186 00:11:19,731 --> 00:11:23,455 "AND SLOWLY, EVER SO SLOWLY 187 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,420 "THE ANCIENT CRYPT DOOR CREAKS OPEN. 188 00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:30,868 "AND FROM THE FESTERING BRINE OF THE DARKEST DARKNESS 189 00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:34,731 "CRAWLED FORTH MONSTERS OF SUCH VILE NATURE 190 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,558 "WHOSE APPEARANCE WAS SO HIDEOUS AND THREATENING 191 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:41,110 THAT THE AUTHOR DIED TRYING TO RECOUNT THEM IN THIS NOVEL!" 192 00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:44,282 THAT STORY SURE IS SCARY. 193 00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:47,351 BUT IT'S ONLY A STORY, RIGHT, GARY? 194 00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:50,558 WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP UP HERE TONIGHT, GARY? 195 00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:54,800 WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE TURNING OFF THE LIGHT NOW. 196 00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:00,593 SURE IS DARK. 197 00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:05,696 OH, IT'S JUSTA CHAIR. 198 00:12:07,455 --> 00:12:09,800 I GUESS I'M IMAGINING THINGS IN THE DARK. 199 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,800 ANOTHER MONSTER! 200 00:12:16,455 --> 00:12:19,110 AH, IT'S JUST A CORAL BRANCH. 201 00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:21,420 NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. 202 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,110 WHAT WAS THAT? 203 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,282 HEY, SQUIDWARD, HAVE YOU SEEN SPONGEBOB? 204 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,248 WHOA. 205 00:12:40,351 --> 00:12:41,524 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, LADDIE. 206 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,386 OH, IT'S NOTHING, MR. KRABS. 207 00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:45,386 I JUST HAD A ROUGH NIGHT. 208 00:12:45,489 --> 00:12:47,937 BUT IT'S NICE AND BRIGHT TODAY. 209 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,351 MEANDERIN' MERMAIDS. 210 00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:53,765 WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET, BOY? 211 00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:55,006 OH, OH, THE DARK! 212 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,213 GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! 213 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:58,662 SPONGEBOB, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. 214 00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:05,006 WHAT IS IT NOW, BOY? 215 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,041 WHENEVER I BLINK, I SEE NOTHING BUT THE DARKNESS. 216 00:13:08,144 --> 00:13:09,144 THEN DON'T BLINK. 217 00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,903 BRILLIANT IDEA, MR. KRABS. 218 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,593 YES, IT'S WORKING. 219 00:13:17,937 --> 00:13:20,144 SPONGEBOB, THAT'S ENOUGH! 220 00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,627 WE'VE GOT 50 ORDERS TO FILL. 221 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:24,213 NOW GO IN THE COOLER AND GET SOME FRESH PATTIES. 222 00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:25,558 YOU WANT ME TO GO IN... 223 00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:27,248 THERE? 224 00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:31,800 SAVE ME! 225 00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:33,696 THE DARKNESS! 226 00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:36,593 NOW LOOK, LAD. 227 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,282 YOUR WORK IS STARTING TO AFFECT ME PROFITS. 228 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,317 YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF SOME SHUTEYE. 229 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,110 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOURSELF A NIGHT LIGHT? 230 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,800 NIGHT LIGHT? 231 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:46,075 YEAH, BOY. 232 00:13:46,179 --> 00:13:48,558 IT'LL KEEP YOUR ROOM LIT SO YOU WON'T BE SCARED STIFF. 233 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,041 GREAT IDEA, MR. KRABS. 234 00:13:52,696 --> 00:13:55,317 NIGHT LIGHTS... NIGHT LIGHTS... 235 00:13:57,558 --> 00:13:59,731 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 236 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:00,696 EXCUSE ME. 237 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,075 ARE THESE NIGHTLIGHTS GUARANTEED 238 00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:05,489 TO KEEP THE CREEPY CREATURES OF THE DARK AWAY? 239 00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:08,696 IF I ANSWER YES, WILL YOU LEAVE THE STORE SOONER? 240 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,937 NOW THAT I CAN SEE, WHOO-HOO! 241 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,179 I CAN SLEEP. 242 00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:21,006 I WONDER WHAT'S IN MY DARK, SCARY-LOOKING BATHROOM. 243 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,903 NIGHT LIGHT, NIGHT LIGHT! 244 00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:28,075 OH, THANK YOU. 245 00:14:29,386 --> 00:14:30,593 WHEW. 246 00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:34,006 ANOTHER LIGHT, PLEASE. 247 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:35,800 OH, THANK YOU. 248 00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:50,972 THERE, THERE, THERE, AND THERE. 249 00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:53,144 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO CHANGE YOUR TAIL LIGHT ANYWAY, GARY. 250 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,317 NOW THERE'S NOT ONE SQUARE INCH OF DARK. 251 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,075 MEOW. 252 00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:58,075 WHAT WAS THAT GARY? 253 00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:58,800 MEOW. 254 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:03,903 YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY. 255 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:07,800 I'VE GOT DARKNESS INSIDE OF ME! 256 00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:17,627 HEY, SPONGEBOB'S HAVING A PARTY WITHOUT ME? 257 00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:24,041 THROW A PARTY WITHOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT-AUGH! 258 00:15:24,144 --> 00:15:25,765 THAT WAS CLOSE, PATRICK. 259 00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,662 YOU'RE SAFE HERE UNDER THESE NIGHT LIGHTS. 260 00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:29,489 BUT YOU GOTTA STAY OUT OF THE DARK, BUDDY! 261 00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:33,662 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF CREEPING CRITTER COULD BE LURKING IN THOSE SHADOWS. 262 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:36,937 WAIT, PATRICK! 263 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,386 WHAT IS THAT, GARY? 264 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,972 PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 265 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:55,593 OH, I HAD TO MOVE MY ROCK OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE LIGHT. 266 00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:57,282 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS... 267 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,972 SLEEP OVER! 268 00:16:01,075 --> 00:16:03,075 YOUR SLEEPING BAG, SIR. 269 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,800 THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN. 270 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,972 OH, PATRICK, I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE THAT GAPING HOLE IN THE WALL. 271 00:16:18,075 --> 00:16:20,179 LETTING IN ALL THE-TH-TH-TH... 272 00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:22,248 THE DARK! 273 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,937 BURNING, AUGH! 274 00:16:51,317 --> 00:16:53,179 I CAN FEEL IT, PAT, THE DARKNESS. 275 00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:55,627 LIKE IT'S CREEPING UP ON US. 276 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,800 WHAT ARE YOU TWO WHIMPERING ABOUT? 277 00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:02,834 IT'S ME, SQUIDWARD, YOU IDIOTS. 278 00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:03,627 HI, SQUIDWARD. 279 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,248 LISTEN, GUYS. 280 00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:08,696 I DON'T CARE OR WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME 281 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,420 BUT COULD YOU TURN OFF ALL THESE LIGHTS? 282 00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:13,937 BUT SQUIDWARD, WITHOUT OUR NIGHT LIGHTS 283 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,937 THE CREEPY CREATURES OF THE DARK... 284 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:20,282 OH, SPONGEBOB, THERE ARE NO "CREEPY CREATURES OF THE DARK." 285 00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:23,696 IT'S ALL IN YOUR IMAGINATION. 286 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,006 NO, SQUIDWARD! 287 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,213 DON'T GO OUT IN THE DARK! 288 00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:32,213 OH, WHY WON'T HE LISTEN? 289 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,937 PATRICK, MAYBE SQUIDWARD'S RIGHT. 290 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:36,972 WHAT IF ALL THIS IS JUST IN OUR IMAGINATION? 291 00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:39,144 IN THAT CASE, WE'LL NEED EVEN MORE LIGHTS. 292 00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,006 YOU SAID IT, PAT. 293 00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:46,765 QUICK, SPONGEBOB. 294 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,317 TURN IT ON. 295 00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:52,662 MORE LIGHT! 296 00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:55,937 NOW, SPONGEBOB! 297 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,524 MORE LIGHT! 298 00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:14,937 The battery-operated spoon has saved me so much time. 299 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:20,868 THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR INFO-TAINMENT THESE DAYS? 300 00:18:20,972 --> 00:18:23,386 SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE'S MOTHER! 301 00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,179 LOOK, BARNACLE BOY! 302 00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:27,972 A CALL TO ACTION! 303 00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:30,696 TO THE INVISIBLE BOAT MOBILE. 304 00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:33,937 MORE LIGHTS, SPONGEBOB. 305 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,972 MORE LIGHTS. 306 00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:37,386 MERMAID MAN! 307 00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:39,144 BARNACLE BOY! 308 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:43,420 AW, ARE YOU GUYS HERE TO PROTECT US FROM THE DARKNESS THAT SURROUNDS US? 309 00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:46,041 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHILDISH GAMES. 310 00:18:46,144 --> 00:18:50,041 WE'RE RESPONDING TO THE DISTRESS SIGNAL THAT YOU SENT. 311 00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:54,144 OH, I'M SORRY, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 312 00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:56,524 THERE APPEARS TO BE A MISUNDERSTANDING. 313 00:18:56,627 --> 00:19:01,075 YOU SEE, PATRICK AND I PUT UP ALL THESE LIGHTS TO SCARE AWAY THE MONSTERS IN THE DARK. 314 00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:03,179 WE WEREN'T TRYING TO SUMMON YOU. 315 00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:05,937 OH, FIDDLESTICKS, SPONGEBOB. 316 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:12,765 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR US, IN OUR ADVANCED AGE, TO MOVE? 317 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:17,386 DON'T SHINE A GIANT LIGHT IN THE SKY UNLESS THERE'S A REAL EMERGENCY. 318 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,351 AND ANOTHER THING... 319 00:19:30,455 --> 00:19:31,386 WHAT THE? 320 00:19:34,627 --> 00:19:36,110 DEAR NEPTUNE! 321 00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:41,627 IT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS AND FOREBODING OF ALL OUR ARCH-NEMESIS! 322 00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:47,386 MY MORTAL ENEMY THAT I HAVE SEARCHED 57 YEARS FOR! 323 00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:49,524 AT LAST I HAVE YOU! 324 00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:55,282 COME GET SOME, FIEND. 325 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:03,006 COME BACK HERE, RIVAL! 326 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:11,903 OH, MY! 327 00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,420 MERMAID MAN NEEDS ASSISTANCE. 328 00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:16,627 THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR, ABSORBOPANTS IS HERE. 329 00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:27,351 SAVORY LIGHT. 330 00:20:27,455 --> 00:20:29,627 COME TO ME... 331 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:30,558 HUH? 332 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,420 SAY, LET ME HELP YOU. 333 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,110 IS THAT ENOUGH LIGHT FOR YOU? 334 00:20:43,282 --> 00:20:45,972 O.K., GUYS, HE'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 335 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:46,868 WHO? 336 00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:47,903 THE MOTH, SILLY. 337 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,696 YOUR ARCH-ENEMY. 338 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,386 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW HE WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE ANY TIME SOON. 339 00:21:00,524 --> 00:21:03,903 SEE YOU IN ANOTHER57 YEARS. 340 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,351 NO...! 341 00:21:10,455 --> 00:21:13,213 I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 342 00:21:13,317 --> 00:21:15,248 WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN? 343 00:21:15,351 --> 00:21:17,593 BYE, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 344 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:21,593 WHO ARE THOSE TWO HIDEOUS CREATURES OF THE DARK? 345 00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:24,386 OH, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING. 346 00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:26,834 NOW, DRIVE. 347 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,110 WE ARE ALL ALONE, PATRICK. 348 00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:31,455 NO LIGHT, NO SHELTER. 349 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,041 HUH? 350 00:21:39,144 --> 00:21:40,006 LOOK, SPONGEBOB. 351 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:42,834 THERE'S A REALLY BIG LIGHT. 352 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:45,386 I'LL GO GET IT, BUDDY. 353 00:21:49,248 --> 00:21:50,144 PAT! 354 00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:54,144 COME BA... 355 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:58,351 TOO MUCH LIGHT, TOO MUCH LIGHT!