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Good morning, Gary.

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Meow.

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Say, Gary, do you
ever wonder what

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Patrick's mornings are like?

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What's making that noise?

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Oh, it's you again.

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OK, joke's over.

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All right, you got me.

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Now cut it out.

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That's it!

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Stop doing that, mister.

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I'm warning you!

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Stop it!

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I said quit it!

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Then where's it coming from?

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Make it stop.

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Buddy, you gotta help
me find out where

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that ringing is coming from.

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Hey, come back!

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Oh, fine!

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I'll ask someone who cares.

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SpongeBob, where's the
ringing coming from?

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Breakfast!

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Come to Patrick!

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Tartar sauce.

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I'm out of food again.

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All I have are these lousy cans
with pictures of food on them.

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I wanted real
food, not pictures!

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Oh.

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The food is in the can!

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OK, come on out.

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Come on.

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Oh, yeah.

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OK, breakfast.

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Get on the plate.

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Come on.

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Nice, comfy plate just for you.

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Come on.

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Get on there.

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Hello?

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Anybody in there?

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No answer.

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I'm coming to rescue you!

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Having a little
trouble reaching you.

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Oh, stupid cans.

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Oh, food.

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Ah, my favorite time of the day.

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Breakfast and a little
morning television.

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And now,
live from Bikini Bottom,

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it's Bikini Bottom live!

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Oh, my gosh!

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I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

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I've got to put on my
teeth and brush my pants!

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Gary?

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Pants.

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A clean mouth is a happy mouth.

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Doy.

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Hey, Patrick.

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How was your morning?

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Oh, you know.

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The usual.

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What's this?

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This is a free prize!

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Huh?

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Where's my prize?

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Free prize—

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Offer inside!

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Just send in 99 box tops!

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How are you doing
over there, Gary?

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Meow.

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Meow.

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Send in the box tops before
eating all the cereal?

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Gary, you are a genius!

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I'm waiting, I'm waiting.

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I'm waiting—

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I'm waiting.

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We're waiting, we're waiting—

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We're waiting.

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SpongeBob?

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What are we waiting for?

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We're waiting for the mailman.

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He's bringing me a free toy.

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Oh, I love toys!

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Can I wait for
your toy with you?

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Why, sure!

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We're waiting, we're
waiting, we're waiting.

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There's the mailman!

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You SpongeBob SquarePants?

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Yep!

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Isn't there anything else?

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Nope.

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Sorry, kid.

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Guess we'll have
to keep waiting.

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Hey, SpongeBob?

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I'm hungry.

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Me too.

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Let's go down to the Krusty
Krab for a Krabby Patty!

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Great idea, Patrick!

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Krusty Krab, here
we— wait a minute!

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What if the mailman
comes when I'm gone?

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What's wrong, SpongeBob?

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If I leave, the mailman might
come and I might miss him.

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Oh, I'm going to take off then.

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I don't think my arm could
stand much more of this.

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Got to stay focused.

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Hi-ya!

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Hey, SpongeBob!

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Want to do some kara—

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Now now.

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I'm busy.

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Oh, Gary.

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Not now.

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Can't you see that I'm
waiting for the mailman?

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Why can't anyone
understand this?

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So tired.

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So hungry.

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But, must wait for toy.

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Hey, buddy.

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What!

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What do you want!

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Can't you see I'm
doing something here?

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This better be good.

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You missed your
surprise birthday party,

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so I just wanted to bring
you a present and some cake

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because you missed it.

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My birthday party?

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I missed my birthday party?

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Yeah.

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See?

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Here's a president
and your cake.

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My birthday cake.

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Yeah.

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Well, let me just get you
a fork so you can eat it.

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Uh, let me just hold
the cake like this

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so I can get you a fork.

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Huh, I wonder where
I put that fork.

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Oops.

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That was my cake.

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What is the present?

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Oh, yeah!

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The fork!

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That stupid toy!

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I've wasted my whole
life waiting for it!

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Actually, you've only
been here 20 minutes.

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I've been mean to Gary
and I flipped Sandy!

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And now you hate me
because I'm a big jerk!

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No, I don't.

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Yes, you do.

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SpongeBob SquarePants?

150
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Could you come back later?

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He's having a moment.

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Yeah, I just need
his signature for—

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I said he's having a moment!

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Now leave him alone!

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No, Patrick.

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People like me don't
deserve moments.

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I get so caught up in— here you
go— waiting for my— my toy!

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Woo!

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Woo, yeah!

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Patrick, are you thinking
what I'm thinking.

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SpongeBob—

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I waited so long.

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SpongeBob.

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And you broke it.

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You OK, buddy?

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Yes.

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Yes, I'm OK.

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Oh, for a sec, I—

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You!

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You ruined my free toy!

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I'm sorry!

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Maybe if you just—

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Just keep walking, Squiddy.

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Don't make eye contact.

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Now to soothe my frayed nerves.

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All right!

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00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,794
What's going on?

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00:10:12,794 --> 00:10:15,144
Why are you two crying?

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I'm waiting, I'm waiting.

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And then, he came, and then,
we're waiting, we're waiting.

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And then my toy, and then you,
and then snap, and then this.

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There.

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00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:36,031
Now, see?

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00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:38,801
It's supposed to do that.

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00:10:38,801 --> 00:10:39,791
Hey!

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00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:41,850
My toy's OK!

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Good.

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Now will you two be quiet?

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Look, Patrick.

190
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,759
Squidward fixed it.

191
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How can we ever thank you?

192
00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:52,619
Yeah, how can we thank you?

193
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,578
Move to another neighborhood.

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00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:09,726
Krabby Patty.

195
00:11:13,496 --> 00:11:14,926
Meow!

196
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,753
Gary, what are you doing?

197
00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:32,573
Meow.

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00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:33,943
Oh, my gosh!

199
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,333
Your bowl is empty.

200
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,723
Not to worry, Gar-Gar.

201
00:11:36,723 --> 00:11:38,392
Food is on the way.

202
00:11:38,392 --> 00:11:41,622
Faster than you can say organic!

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00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:42,322
Meow.

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00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:49,181
There you go, Gary.

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00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,570
Gary, shame on you.

206
00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:01,669
I realize you're a bottom
feeder, but have some manners!

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00:12:01,669 --> 00:12:04,729
You know you're not supposed
to eat goop off the ground.

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00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:07,688
Now go on and enjoy
your health food.

209
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:13,048
What is this stuff anyway?

210
00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:15,867
It doesn't seem
to be coming off.

211
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,367
Oh!

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00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,057
Company!

213
00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:24,236
Hi, Spongebod— eh!

214
00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:25,866
Something wrong, Patrick?

215
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:28,126
SpongeBob, what is that?

216
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,285
What's what?

217
00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:32,505
This!

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00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:33,645
Ah!

219
00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:38,464
Patrick, what should I do?

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00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:39,904
Scratch it like
there's no tomorrow!

221
00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:42,124
Good idea.

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00:12:42,124 --> 00:12:43,263
Uh, SpongeBob?

223
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:43,993
Yeah?

224
00:12:43,993 --> 00:12:45,883
I don't
know about this.

225
00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:47,743
What makes you say that?

226
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,253
This?

227
00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:52,602
It's getting bigger!

228
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:56,712
Nothing a little pimple
cream can't cure.

229
00:12:56,712 --> 00:12:58,961
Ah, that's more like it.

230
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,241
All better.

231
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,151
See, Patrick?

232
00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,501
Sure do.

233
00:13:03,501 --> 00:13:05,720
Well, I'm going to
go sit in my hole.

234
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,020
Catch you later, pal.

235
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,480
Bye, Patrick.

236
00:13:16,719 --> 00:13:18,659
Ah, that feels better.

237
00:13:22,058 --> 00:13:23,448
Let's see.

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00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:26,507
A four-letter
word— ooh— meaning

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00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:29,497
an uncomfortable
sensation on the dermis.

240
00:13:29,497 --> 00:13:30,197
Hmm.

241
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:37,626
Oh, itch!

242
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,205
Don't worry, SpongeBob.

243
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:50,234
Everyone gets itchy, swollen
skin rash now and then.

244
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:54,714
Just don't scratch
it and it'll go away.

245
00:13:54,714 --> 00:13:55,413
Eventually.

246
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:05,172
There.

247
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,652
Out of sight, out of mind.

248
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:24,839
I won't let this minor
setback hinder my fry cooking.

249
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:32,328
Now, nothing can distract me
from frying up those patties.

250
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:35,738
Except maybe this
unbearable itchiness.

251
00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:39,197
Must stop scratching!

252
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:40,687
SpongeBob, ah!

253
00:14:44,147 --> 00:14:45,427
SpongeBob!

254
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,126
Eh?

255
00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:47,806
Oh, hi, Squidward.

256
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:50,206
SpongeBob, why
are you all puffy?

257
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,386
Uh, whatty?

258
00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:52,846
Your skin, SpongeBob.

259
00:14:52,846 --> 00:14:54,005
What's wrong with your skin?

260
00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,835
Oh, that?

261
00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,275
It's nothing really, Squidward.

262
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,565
Just a little
blemish, that's all.

263
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,184
That's no blemish!

264
00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:06,814
Help me!

265
00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,273
Oh, I'll help you all right.

266
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:11,553
SWAT team.

267
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:13,993
We'll be right over.

268
00:15:17,912 --> 00:15:20,872
Hold it right there!

269
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:22,771
Dear Neptune's trident.

270
00:15:22,771 --> 00:15:25,301
This is the most
severe case of ick yet.

271
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:26,951
Stop, you fool!

272
00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:28,801
Do you want to get infected?

273
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:31,030
This is a job for
the hazmat division.

274
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,260
Get back!

275
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,560
I said get back!

276
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,140
Back, I say!

277
00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:40,299
What's going on, Squidward?

278
00:15:40,299 --> 00:15:40,999
Ah!

279
00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:47,718
Here's your change, sir.

280
00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:50,158
Oh, why thank you
very much, young man.

281
00:15:53,197 --> 00:15:54,547
What was that?

282
00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:57,587
No, no, Mr. Squidward,
that can't be the ick.

283
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:04,326
Oh, where am I?

284
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:05,026
Whoa!

285
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:11,965
Who are you people?

286
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:14,474
I wanna go home.

287
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,144
You are home, SpongeBob.

288
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,504
You just need to stay in this
bubble until the ick clears up.

289
00:16:19,504 --> 00:16:21,323
Where's my snail, Gary?

290
00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,513
We've taken care of your pet.

291
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:24,853
Meow.

292
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,753
Gary?

293
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:27,452
Wow!

294
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,852
He appears stable, sir.

295
00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:30,702
All right, boys.

296
00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:31,852
Let's pack it up.

297
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:51,529
Huh?

298
00:16:51,529 --> 00:16:53,009
What is this?

299
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:54,969
Patrick, stop, stop!

300
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,628
You're gonna pop it!

301
00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:57,988
Really?

302
00:16:57,988 --> 00:17:00,648
How about if I
squeeze it like this?

303
00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:01,558
Or this?

304
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:02,478
No!

305
00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:03,178
Or this?

306
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,887
Oh, Patrick!

307
00:17:04,887 --> 00:17:06,447
How many times to
I have to tell you?

308
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:08,227
Be careful!

309
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,087
Sorry.

310
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:11,906
Hey, want to play a game
of pirate wrestling?

311
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,606
Good.

312
00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:14,096
Let's begin.

313
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:17,596
Um.

314
00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:18,385
Patrick?

315
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,085
I win.

316
00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:20,515
I win, I win!

317
00:17:20,515 --> 00:17:21,515
Patrick?

318
00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:22,555
Go Patrick.

319
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:23,335
Go Patrick.

320
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,035
Go Patrick.

321
00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:24,965
Patrick!

322
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,364
What am I going to do?

323
00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:28,794
My bubble is destroyed.

324
00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:30,424
I've got an idea!

325
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,604
There's no time for games, Pat.

326
00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:34,143
Now, think, SpongeBob.

327
00:17:34,143 --> 00:17:37,063
The fate of Bikini Bottom
rests in your hands.

328
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:39,383
Hm?

329
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,712
Patrick, you're a genius!

330
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,242
And this one's mobile.

331
00:17:43,242 --> 00:17:44,872
Now I can go back to work.

332
00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:49,441
Squidward!

333
00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:51,161
Help!

334
00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:52,761
Help me flip these patties.

335
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:55,330
We've got growling
stomachs out there.

336
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:58,340
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

337
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,080
Then would it be
too much trouble

338
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,689
to ask his high and mightiness
to take these patties out

339
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:03,949
to the customers?

340
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,849
Oh, if only SpongeBob were here.

341
00:18:07,849 --> 00:18:12,488
If SpongeBob were here,
we'd be covered in ick.

342
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:13,368
Lunch is served.

343
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,297
Eat up, kids.

344
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:29,566
Oh, why am I so itchy?

345
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,965
No!

346
00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:37,765
SpongeBob gave me the ick, and
I gave it to all you people!

347
00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:43,924
Stay back you diseased freaks!

348
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:46,453
What's all the commotion about?

349
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:49,333
The commotion, my dear Krabs,
is regarding the hygiene

350
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,913
standards of your
eating establishment,

351
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:53,532
which appear to be inadequate.

352
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,962
Inadequate?

353
00:18:54,962 --> 00:18:57,492
I'll have you know this
staff at the Krusty Krab

354
00:18:57,492 --> 00:19:00,691
take a solemn pledge to show
up every day of the week

355
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,691
clean and disease free.

356
00:19:02,691 --> 00:19:05,171
Sorry
I'm late, Mr. Krabs.

357
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:08,540
SpongeBob SquarePants
returning for duty, sir.

358
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:19,799
Is that what you consider
clean and disease free, Krabby?

359
00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:22,848
I say we ransack this
greasy disease shack.

360
00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:23,858
Who's with me?

361
00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:27,428
It wasn't me.

362
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:28,827
It was Squidward.

363
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,007
He gave you all the ick.

364
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:31,707
No.

365
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:32,807
No, I didn't.

366
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:33,847
It was SpongeBob.

367
00:19:33,847 --> 00:19:36,446
He's infected the
entire Krusty Krab!

368
00:19:39,436 --> 00:19:43,415
Let us apprehend that
callous contaminator!

369
00:19:57,853 --> 00:20:00,843
Meow.

370
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,322
Stop!

371
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:08,812
You're pushing out
more of the ick!

372
00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:13,291
No!

373
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:28,449
Ah, stop it!

374
00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:30,589
You're tickling me, Squidward!

375
00:20:30,589 --> 00:20:34,538
It's not me, Mr. Krabs.

376
00:20:34,538 --> 00:20:36,558
Gary the Snail!

377
00:20:36,558 --> 00:20:39,248
Don't you know it's impolite
to feed off of other people

378
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,688
without permission?

379
00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:42,827
He's just doing
his job, SpongeBob.

380
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,387
He's a bottom feeder, remember?

381
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:46,277
See?

382
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:48,326
The little fella
licked me clean.

383
00:20:48,326 --> 00:20:49,236
I'm cured!

384
00:20:49,236 --> 00:20:52,136
And he'll clean the
ick off any service.

385
00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:52,836
Even Squid!

386
00:20:56,245 --> 00:20:56,945
Oh, oh.

387
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:57,875
Me next.

388
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,095
Where are your manners?

389
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:00,685
It's ladies first.

390
00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:03,984
I believe the expression
is starfish first.

391
00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:08,274
I supersede all of you,
for I have an exotic accent.

392
00:21:08,274 --> 00:21:09,164
Hey, hey, hey.

393
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:10,783
There's no need to fight.

394
00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:13,553
I got a solution
I'll be happy with.

395
00:21:13,553 --> 00:21:15,133
Step up to me de-ick.

396
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,013
Only $5.

397
00:21:22,252 --> 00:21:24,961
Now, can I get you get
you a Krabby Patty?

398
00:21:24,961 --> 00:21:26,561
In light of today's
events, that notion

399
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:28,501
is crass and offensive.

400
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:30,321
I'll take two, please.

401
00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:32,740
All right!

402
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,460
Here you go, Mr. Krabs.

403
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,300
Another $5 for
another de-icking!

404
00:21:43,149 --> 00:21:43,849
Look, Gar!

405
00:21:43,849 --> 00:21:45,749
You made me all sparkly!

406
00:21:45,749 --> 00:21:49,378
You're the best bottomfeeder
a sponge could ever have.

407
00:21:49,378 --> 00:21:52,478
Ah, and a great money
maker you are, too.

408
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,317
Now back to work!