Good morning, Gary.
Meow.
Say, Gary, do you ever wonder what
Patrick's mornings are like?
What's making that noise?
Oh, it's you again.
OK, joke's over.
All right, you got me.
Now cut it out.
That's it!
Stop doing that, mister.
I'm warning you!
Stop it!
I said quit it!
Then where's it coming from?
Make it stop.
Buddy, you gotta help me find out where
that ringing is coming from.
Hey, come back!
Oh, fine!
I'll ask someone who cares.
SpongeBob, where's the ringing coming from?
Breakfast!
Come to Patrick!
Tartar sauce.
I'm out of food again.
All I have are these lousy cans with pictures of food on them.
I wanted real food, not pictures!
Oh.
The food is in the can!
OK, come on out.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
OK, breakfast.
Get on the plate.
Come on.
Nice, comfy plate just for you.
Come on.
Get on there.
Hello?
Anybody in there?
No answer.
I'm coming to rescue you!
Having a little trouble reaching you.
Oh, stupid cans.
Oh, food.
Ah, my favorite time of the day.
Breakfast and a little morning television.
And now, live from Bikini Bottom,
it's Bikini Bottom live!
Oh, my gosh!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
I've got to put on my teeth and brush my pants!
Gary?
Pants.
A clean mouth is a happy mouth.
Doy.
Hey, Patrick.
How was your morning?
Oh, you know.
The usual.
What's this?
This is a free prize!
Huh?
Where's my prize?
Free prize—
Offer inside!
Just send in 99 box tops!
How are you doing over there, Gary?
Meow.
Send in the box tops before eating all the cereal?
Gary, you are a genius!
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
I'm waiting—
I'm waiting.
We're waiting, we're waiting—
We're waiting.
SpongeBob?
What are we waiting for?
We're waiting for the mailman.
He's bringing me a free toy.
Oh, I love toys!
Can I wait for your toy with you?
Why, sure!
We're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting.
There's the mailman!
You SpongeBob SquarePants?
Yep!
Isn't there anything else?
Nope.
Sorry, kid.
Guess we'll have to keep waiting.
Hey, SpongeBob?
I'm hungry.
Me too.
Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty!
Great idea, Patrick!
Krusty Krab, here we— wait a minute!
What if the mailman comes when I'm gone?
What's wrong, SpongeBob?
If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.
Oh, I'm going to take off then.
I don't think my arm could stand much more of this.
Got to stay focused.
Hi-ya!
Hey, SpongeBob!
Want to do some kara—
Now now.
I'm busy.
Oh, Gary.
Not now.
Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?
Why can't anyone understand this?
So tired.
So hungry.
But, must wait for toy.
Hey, buddy.
What!
What do you want!
Can't you see I'm doing something here?
This better be good.
You missed your surprise birthday party,
so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake
because you missed it.
My birthday party?
I missed my birthday party?
Yeah.
See?
Here's a president and your cake.
My birthday cake.
Yeah.
Well, let me just get you a fork so you can eat it.
Uh, let me just hold the cake like this
so I can get you a fork.
Huh, I wonder where I put that fork.
Oops.
That was my cake.
What is the present?
Oh, yeah!
The fork!
That stupid toy!
I've wasted my whole life waiting for it!
Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.
I've been mean to Gary and I flipped Sandy!
And now you hate me because I'm a big jerk!
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
SpongeBob SquarePants?
Could you come back later?
He's having a moment.
Yeah, I just need his signature for—
I said he's having a moment!
Now leave him alone!
No, Patrick.
People like me don't deserve moments.
I get so caught up in— here you go— waiting for my— my toy!
Woo!
Woo, yeah!
Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking.
SpongeBob—
I waited so long.
SpongeBob.
And you broke it.
You OK, buddy?
Yes.
Yes, I'm OK.
Oh, for a sec, I—
You!
You ruined my free toy!
I'm sorry!
Maybe if you just—
Just keep walking, Squiddy.
Don't make eye contact.
Now to soothe my frayed nerves.
All right!
What's going on?
Why are you two crying?
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
And then, he came, and then, we're waiting, we're waiting.
And then my toy, and then you, and then snap, and then this.
There.
Now, see?
It's supposed to do that.
Hey!
My toy's OK!
Good.
Now will you two be quiet?
Look, Patrick.
Squidward fixed it.
How can we ever thank you?
Yeah, how can we thank you?
Move to another neighborhood.
Krabby Patty.
Meow!
Gary, what are you doing?
Meow.
Oh, my gosh!
Your bowl is empty.
Not to worry, Gar-Gar.
Food is on the way.
Faster than you can say organic!
Meow.
There you go, Gary.
Gary, shame on you.
I realize you're a bottom feeder, but have some manners!
You know you're not supposed to eat goop off the ground.
Now go on and enjoy your health food.
What is this stuff anyway?
It doesn't seem to be coming off.
Oh!
Company!
Hi, Spongebod— eh!
Something wrong, Patrick?
SpongeBob, what is that?
What's what?
This!
Ah!
Patrick, what should I do?
Scratch it like there's no tomorrow!
Good idea.
Uh, SpongeBob?
Yeah?
I don't know about this.
What makes you say that?
This?
It's getting bigger!
Nothing a little pimple cream can't cure.
Ah, that's more like it.
All better.
See, Patrick?
Sure do.
Well, I'm going to go sit in my hole.
Catch you later, pal.
Bye, Patrick.
Ah, that feels better.
Let's see.
A four-letter word— ooh— meaning
an uncomfortable sensation on the dermis.
Hmm.
Oh, itch!
Don't worry, SpongeBob.
Everyone gets itchy, swollen skin rash now and then.
Just don't scratch it and it'll go away.
Eventually.
There.
Out of sight, out of mind.
I won't let this minor setback hinder my fry cooking.
Now, nothing can distract me from frying up those patties.
Except maybe this unbearable itchiness.
Must stop scratching!
SpongeBob, ah!
SpongeBob!
Eh?
Oh, hi, Squidward.
SpongeBob, why are you all puffy?
Uh, whatty?
Your skin, SpongeBob.
What's wrong with your skin?
Oh, that?
It's nothing really, Squidward.
Just a little blemish, that's all.
That's no blemish!
Help me!
Oh, I'll help you all right.
SWAT team.
We'll be right over.
Hold it right there!
Dear Neptune's trident.
This is the most severe case of ick yet.
Stop, you fool!
Do you want to get infected?
This is a job for the hazmat division.
Get back!
I said get back!
Back, I say!
What's going on, Squidward?
Ah!
Here's your change, sir.
Oh, why thank you very much, young man.
What was that?
No, no, Mr. Squidward, that can't be the ick.
Oh, where am I?
Whoa!
Who are you people?
I wanna go home.
You are home, SpongeBob.
You just need to stay in this bubble until the ick clears up.
Where's my snail, Gary?
We've taken care of your pet.
Meow.
Gary?
Wow!
He appears stable, sir.
All right, boys.
Let's pack it up.
Huh?
What is this?
Patrick, stop, stop!
You're gonna pop it!
Really?
How about if I squeeze it like this?
Or this?
No!
Or this?
Oh, Patrick!
How many times to I have to tell you?
Be careful!
Sorry.
Hey, want to play a game of pirate wrestling?
Good.
Let's begin.
Um.
Patrick?
I win.
I win, I win!
Patrick?
Go Patrick.
Patrick!
What am I going to do?
My bubble is destroyed.
I've got an idea!
There's no time for games, Pat.
Now, think, SpongeBob.
The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
Hm?
Patrick, you're a genius!
And this one's mobile.
Now I can go back to work.
Squidward!
Help!
Help me flip these patties.
We've got growling stomachs out there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Then would it be too much trouble
to ask his high and mightiness to take these patties out
to the customers?
Oh, if only SpongeBob were here.
If SpongeBob were here, we'd be covered in ick.
Lunch is served.
Eat up, kids.
Oh, why am I so itchy?
No!
SpongeBob gave me the ick, and I gave it to all you people!
Stay back you diseased freaks!
What's all the commotion about?
The commotion, my dear Krabs, is regarding the hygiene
standards of your eating establishment,
which appear to be inadequate.
Inadequate?
I'll have you know this staff at the Krusty Krab
take a solemn pledge to show up every day of the week
clean and disease free.
Sorry I'm late, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob SquarePants returning for duty, sir.
Is that what you consider clean and disease free, Krabby?
I say we ransack this greasy disease shack.
Who's with me?
It wasn't me.
It was Squidward.
He gave you all the ick.
No.
No, I didn't.
It was SpongeBob.
He's infected the entire Krusty Krab!
Let us apprehend that callous contaminator!
Meow.
Stop!
You're pushing out more of the ick!
No!
Ah, stop it!
You're tickling me, Squidward!
It's not me, Mr. Krabs.
Gary the Snail!
Don't you know it's impolite to feed off of other people
without permission?
He's just doing his job, SpongeBob.
He's a bottom feeder, remember?
See?
The little fella licked me clean.
I'm cured!
And he'll clean the ick off any service.
Even Squid!
Oh, oh.
Me next.
Where are your manners?
It's ladies first.
I believe the expression is starfish first.
I supersede all of you, for I have an exotic accent.
Hey, hey, hey.
There's no need to fight.
I got a solution I'll be happy with.
Step up to me de-ick.
Only $5.
Now, can I get you get you a Krabby Patty?
In light of today's events, that notion
is crass and offensive.
I'll take two, please.
All right!
Here you go, Mr. Krabs.
Another $5 for another de-icking!
Look, Gar!
You made me all sparkly!
You're the best bottomfeeder a sponge could ever have.
Ah, and a great money maker you are, too.
Now back to work!