1 00:00:23,492 --> 00:00:26,182 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. KRABS? 2 00:00:26,251 --> 00:00:28,975 JUST MAKING SURE THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS SAFE. 3 00:00:29,044 --> 00:00:32,182 PLANKTON HASN'T TRIED TO STEAL THE FORMULA IN OVER A MONTH. 4 00:00:32,251 --> 00:00:34,354 HE MUST BE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG. 5 00:00:34,423 --> 00:00:35,906 HELLO. 6 00:00:35,975 --> 00:00:38,113 ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO VOLUNTEER FOR SOME EXTRA WORK. 7 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:39,906 GOODBYE. 8 00:00:39,975 --> 00:00:42,803 I WAS JUST GONNA ASK IF SOMEONE COULD SPY ON PLANKTON. 9 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:45,630 SPY? 10 00:00:45,699 --> 00:00:49,320 OOH! 11 00:00:52,975 --> 00:00:55,389 HEY, SPONGEBOB, I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THIS STRAW. 12 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:58,147 PATRICK, I'M GONNA BE A SPY! 13 00:00:58,216 --> 00:00:59,389 YOU'RE A SPY? 14 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:01,044 I WANT TO BE A SPY, TOO! 15 00:01:01,113 --> 00:01:02,941 SHH, OK, OK. 16 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:04,251 YOU CAN BE A SPY. 17 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:05,699 JUST BE QUIET. 18 00:01:05,768 --> 00:01:07,078 HOORAY! 19 00:01:07,147 --> 00:01:09,078 WE'RE SPY BUDDIES! 20 00:01:09,147 --> 00:01:11,044 SHH. 21 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,044 SPY BUDDIES. 22 00:01:13,113 --> 00:01:15,596 YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE ON THIS KRABBY PATTY, BUT REMEMBER 23 00:01:15,665 --> 00:01:19,803 THE FATE OF THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTS IN YOUR HANDS, SPONGEBOB. 24 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,768 IN MY HANDS. 25 00:01:21,837 --> 00:01:22,768 OOH. 26 00:01:22,837 --> 00:01:24,768 OOH. 27 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:29,699 Your mission, if you choose to accept it 28 00:01:29,768 --> 00:01:32,147 is to discover what Plankton's up to. 29 00:01:32,216 --> 00:01:34,078 Don't let him out of your sight. 30 00:01:34,147 --> 00:01:36,768 You'll need to rustle up some spy gadgets. 31 00:01:36,837 --> 00:01:38,941 If you don't accept it, you're fired. 32 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,147 This patty will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 33 00:01:44,699 --> 00:01:45,872 GET RID OF IT. 34 00:01:45,941 --> 00:01:51,803 GET RID OF IT, PATRICK. 35 00:01:51,872 --> 00:01:56,251 THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 36 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,458 HI, SANDY. 37 00:01:57,527 --> 00:01:58,975 HEY, SPONGEBOB, PATRICK. 38 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:00,458 WHAT Y'ALL DOIN'? 39 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:02,423 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPYING, SANDY? 40 00:02:02,492 --> 00:02:05,630 WELL, I KNOW YOU NEED A LOT OF CRAZY GADGETS, LIKE JET PACKS 41 00:02:05,699 --> 00:02:08,734 AND LASER-EQUIPPED BERMUDA SHORTS WITH WALKIE-TALKIES. 42 00:02:08,803 --> 00:02:10,906 10-4, good buddy. 43 00:02:10,975 --> 00:02:14,285 CAMERAS THAT FIT UP YOUR NOSE, HIGH-POWERED MAGNIFYING GLASSES... 44 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:20,216 AND MY FAVORITE, THE KNOCKOUT RAY. 45 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,699 WOW, SANDY. 46 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:26,251 WITH THESE GADGETS, PATRICK AND I WILL BE GREAT SPIES. 47 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:31,113 I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU TWO WITH ANY OF THIS STUFF. 48 00:02:32,216 --> 00:02:34,596 WHAT DO WE DO NOW, PATRICK? 49 00:02:38,906 --> 00:02:41,699 WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 50 00:02:41,768 --> 00:02:42,837 NOTHING YET. 51 00:02:42,906 --> 00:02:44,872 WAIT, WAIT, HE'S... 52 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:46,320 BUYING BABY CLOTHES? 53 00:02:46,389 --> 00:02:49,699 WE GOT TO GET CLOSER. 54 00:02:49,768 --> 00:02:52,251 EXCUSE ME. 55 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,285 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN A SIZE NEGATIVE FIVE? 56 00:02:56,492 --> 00:02:57,975 UH, SORRY, BUD. 57 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,113 THAT'S AS SMALL AS THEY COME. 58 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,527 WOW, PLANKTON HAS TO BUY BABY CLOTHES? 59 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:09,216 HOW EMBARRASSING. 60 00:03:09,285 --> 00:03:10,941 SPONGEBOB TO KRABS. 61 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:11,975 COME IN, KRABS. 62 00:03:12,044 --> 00:03:12,975 KRABS HERE. 63 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:14,354 GO AHEAD. 64 00:03:14,423 --> 00:03:15,354 PLANKTON JUST BOUGHT SOME BABY CLOTHES. 65 00:03:15,423 --> 00:03:16,837 BABY CLOTHES? 66 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:18,044 HM. 67 00:03:18,113 --> 00:03:19,044 WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 68 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:20,837 HOLD ON. 69 00:03:20,906 --> 00:03:22,044 HE'S BUYING... 70 00:03:22,113 --> 00:03:23,285 YEAH, YEAH? 71 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:26,596 A STAMP. 72 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:27,906 A STAMP. 73 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,354 THIS IS THE MOST ELABORATE SCHEME EVER. 74 00:03:30,423 --> 00:03:34,113 KEEP ON HIM, SPONGEBOB. 75 00:03:34,182 --> 00:03:37,389 WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND HIM, AND HE HAS NO IDEA. 76 00:03:43,872 --> 00:03:45,423 WOULD YOU STOP MAKING ALL THAT RACKET? 77 00:03:46,941 --> 00:03:48,354 WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 78 00:03:48,423 --> 00:03:53,285 I CAN'T TELL. 79 00:03:53,354 --> 00:03:56,354 PHEW, GOSH, IT'S HOT. 80 00:03:58,389 --> 00:03:59,768 HE'S GETTING AWAY. 81 00:03:59,837 --> 00:04:01,837 QUICK, PATRICK, USE THE JET PACK. 82 00:04:01,906 --> 00:04:05,389 CAN DO. 83 00:04:09,285 --> 00:04:11,147 PHEW. 84 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:12,216 HUH? 85 00:04:25,872 --> 00:04:29,320 BOY, IT WAS LUCKY THE SIDEWALK BROKE OUR FALL. 86 00:04:29,389 --> 00:04:30,458 BUT WE LOST PLANKTON. 87 00:04:30,527 --> 00:04:35,182 TO THE SPY-MOBILE. 88 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:36,941 HM. 89 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,561 MINES, OIL SLICK, SMOKE SCREEN, SHIELD. 90 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,734 SELF-DESTRUCT. 91 00:04:50,044 --> 00:04:52,734 THERE'S A CALL COMING THROUGH ON MY "PANTS-O-PHONE." 92 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:54,147 Krabs to Agent SpongeBob. 93 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:55,492 Come in, SpongeBob. 94 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:56,941 IT'S FOR YOU. 95 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,216 AGENT SPONGEBOB HERE. 96 00:04:58,285 --> 00:04:59,768 Have you found out what Plankton's up to? 97 00:04:59,837 --> 00:05:02,010 I'M AFRAID WE LOST HIM, MR. KRABS. 98 00:05:02,078 --> 00:05:03,492 Well, find him, lad. 99 00:05:03,561 --> 00:05:05,044 I'm not paying you to goof off with Patrick. 100 00:05:05,113 --> 00:05:07,078 YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME AT ALL, MR. KRABS. 101 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:09,354 Exactly, so get to work! 102 00:05:11,285 --> 00:05:14,975 If you'd like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents. 103 00:05:19,768 --> 00:05:21,389 OK, PATRICK, WE'RE IN POSITION. 104 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:22,699 NOW, HOW DO WE GET INSIDE? 105 00:05:22,768 --> 00:05:25,044 I THINK THE FRONT DOOR'S OPEN. 106 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:28,147 SPIES DON'T USE THE FRONT DOOR, PATRICK. 107 00:05:28,216 --> 00:05:31,837 WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A COMPLICATED WAY TO GET INSIDE. 108 00:05:31,906 --> 00:05:38,147 THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR PATRICK STAR LASER PANTS. 109 00:05:38,216 --> 00:05:39,182 OOH. 110 00:05:45,113 --> 00:05:46,665 GOOD WORK, PATRICK. 111 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:48,975 NOW, IT'S MY TURN. 112 00:05:54,872 --> 00:05:57,182 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOLDING THE ROPE. 113 00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:58,216 I AM. 114 00:05:58,285 --> 00:05:59,527 YOU NEED TO BE QUIET. 115 00:05:59,596 --> 00:06:00,975 WE'RE ON A SECRET MISSION. 116 00:06:01,044 --> 00:06:03,354 SECRET MISSION, EH? 117 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,320 DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO? 118 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:11,423 YOU WANT TO EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET WITHOUT YOUR BOSS KNOWING. 119 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:14,078 KAREN, WE'VE GOT A CUSTOMER. 120 00:06:14,147 --> 00:06:18,458 I'LL LET YOU TWO LOOK OVER THE MENU. 121 00:06:18,527 --> 00:06:20,837 SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO GO. 122 00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:22,182 OH, CAN'T YOU GO LATER? 123 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:26,285 MY LASER PANTS AREN'T WORKING RIGHT. 124 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:33,010 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A RASPBERRY ICED TEA? 125 00:06:33,078 --> 00:06:34,354 NO, THANKS. 126 00:06:34,423 --> 00:06:35,630 OR PERHAPS A BRAN MUFFIN? 127 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:39,320 SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO GO NOW. 128 00:06:39,389 --> 00:06:40,561 PRUNE DANISH? 129 00:06:41,665 --> 00:06:42,734 WHAT THE...? 130 00:06:58,389 --> 00:07:00,803 DESTROY MY LAB, WILL YOU, KRABS? 131 00:07:00,872 --> 00:07:06,010 WELL, IF IT'S WAR YOU WANT, IT'S WAR YOU'LL GET! 132 00:07:08,941 --> 00:07:14,147 IS IT DARK, OR HAVE I PUT OFF MY CATARACT SURGERY TOO LONG? 133 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:17,596 NO, MR. KRABS, IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH. 134 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:19,389 MERCIFUL NEPTUNE! 135 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,354 MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. 136 00:07:21,423 --> 00:07:22,458 I'M ON IT. 137 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:33,423 BRING IT ON, PLANKTON. 138 00:07:33,492 --> 00:07:35,630 OH, I WILL. 139 00:07:35,699 --> 00:07:41,803 WE'LL SEE IF YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER LEFT AFTER I PUMP UP THE VOLUME. 140 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:47,872 OH, BROTHER. 141 00:07:47,941 --> 00:07:50,837 I HATED THE REAL VERSION OF THIS SONG. 142 00:07:54,423 --> 00:07:57,010 HE'S DRIVING ME CUSTOMERS AWAY. 143 00:07:57,078 --> 00:08:00,630 ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON, YOU WANT MY CUSTOMERS SO BADLY? 144 00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:04,630 YOU CAN HAVE 'EM. 145 00:08:04,699 --> 00:08:09,458 DO YOUR WORST, KRABS! 146 00:08:09,527 --> 00:08:11,458 I HATE MY JOB. 147 00:08:11,527 --> 00:08:13,320 IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME, BUDDY. 148 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:14,527 ABANDON SHIP. 149 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:28,078 POINTY-HEADED PROJECTILE ON THE PORT SIDE. 150 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:41,010 NO! 151 00:08:45,561 --> 00:08:47,113 I WIN! 152 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,354 I ALWAYS WIN! 153 00:08:49,423 --> 00:08:52,699 NOT TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE OR ANYTHING, BUT YOU ALWAYS LOSE. 154 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:57,423 NO, SPONGEBOB, I ALWAYS WIN. 155 00:08:58,596 --> 00:08:59,527 MR. KRABS? 156 00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:02,423 THAT'S RIGHT. 157 00:09:02,492 --> 00:09:04,665 I STOLE ME OWN FORMULA. 158 00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:07,527 BUT IF YOU'RE MR. KRABS, THEN WHO'S...? 159 00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:09,320 MR. KRABS IS A ROBOT! 160 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:10,699 NO, YOU IDIOT. 161 00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:12,561 PLANKTON? 162 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,527 WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON HERE? 163 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,113 YOU SEE, WE HAD A BET. 164 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:17,941 PLANKTON'S BEEN TRYING FOR 20 YEARS 165 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:20,630 TO STEAL THE FORMULA, AND HE'S NEVER DONE IT. 166 00:09:20,699 --> 00:09:24,527 I ALMOST HAD IT 37 TIMES, AND YOU KNOW IT. 167 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,872 TELL IT TO THE CLAW, SISTER. 168 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,423 LAST TIME HE FAILED, WE MADE A BET. 169 00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:33,113 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, PLANKTON. 170 00:09:33,182 --> 00:09:34,113 I ALWAYS WIN. 171 00:09:36,596 --> 00:09:38,596 YOU'VE GOT THE EASY PART. 172 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,458 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO MYJOB. 173 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:43,251 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 174 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,216 IF I WAS YOU, I COULD STEAL THE FORMULA ON ME FIRST TRY. 175 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,699 HAH! 176 00:09:47,768 --> 00:09:49,285 THE USUAL WAGER? 177 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,665 YOU'RE ON. 178 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:54,906 SO, THROUGH A SERIES OF EVENTS FAR TOO ELABORATE TO GO INTO RIGHT NOW 179 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,389 WE FLAWLESSLY ASSUMED EACH OTHER'S LIVES 180 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:02,423 AND I BEAT PLANKTON AT HIS OWN GAME, AND DESTROYED HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS. 181 00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:05,458 NOW PAY UP. 182 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:07,216 HERE YOU GO, EUGENE. 183 00:10:07,285 --> 00:10:08,630 ONE DOLLAR. 184 00:10:08,699 --> 00:10:12,492 NOT SO FAST. 185 00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:13,492 SQUIDWARD? 186 00:10:13,561 --> 00:10:14,768 THEN WHO ARE YOU? 187 00:10:14,837 --> 00:10:16,665 I'M NOT... 188 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:19,458 WEARING A DISGUISE. 189 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:24,975 HM, IF HE'S SQUIDWARD, THEN YOU MUST BE... SANDY? 190 00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:27,458 WHOOPS, WRONG OUTFIT. 191 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,665 YOU'RE ME. 192 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:30,734 THEN I MUST BE... 193 00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:32,320 PATRICK! 194 00:10:32,389 --> 00:10:33,561 NAH, I'M JUST KIDDING. 195 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,561 I REALLY AM PATRICK. 196 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,251 GOOD ONE, PATRICK. 197 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,527 THERE'S JUST ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 198 00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:48,078 WHAT'S THAT, LADDIE? 199 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,078 THAT. 200 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,389 BOAT SMARTS, WITH MRS. PUFF. 201 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,492 THIS DRIVING SAFETY FILM IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY "COBBUTKSBSPOTRAOOBAT" 202 00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:12,078 CITIZENS OF BIKINI BOTTOM UNITED TO KEEP SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 203 00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:13,768 OFF THE ROAD AND OUT OF BOATS ALL TOGETHER. 204 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,527 GOOD DAY, FUTURE MOTORISTS. 205 00:11:15,596 --> 00:11:18,147 I'M MRS. PUFF, STATE ACCREDITED DRIVING INSTRUCTOR. 206 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:22,872 TODAY, WE'LL BE DISCUSSING THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A DRIVER WITH BOAT SMARTS... 207 00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:25,768 RIPPING GOOD DAY FOR A SPOT OF DRIVING. 208 00:11:25,837 --> 00:11:28,182 AND A DRIVER WITHOUT BOAT SMARTS. 209 00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:32,596 HEY, SQUIDWARD, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY FEET! 210 00:11:34,044 --> 00:11:36,251 LET'S SEE SOME EXAMPLES, SHALL WE? 211 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,768 TIRE PRESSURE. 212 00:11:37,837 --> 00:11:40,837 BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN THINK ABOUT BOATING 213 00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:47,216 THE BOATER WHO USES BOAT SMARTS ALWAYS FILLS HIS TIRES TO THE APPROPRIATE LEVEL 214 00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:52,389 WHILE THIS DRIVER PAYS NO HEED TO BOAT SMARTS. 215 00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,837 Mrs. BUCKLING UP. 216 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:07,734 AS DEMONSTRATED BY THIS DRIVER, HE HAS ENOUGH BOAT SMARTS TO USE HIS SEATBELT 217 00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:13,285 AND AVOID A SERIOUS CASUALTY AS A RESULT OF A COLLISION. 218 00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:16,665 NOTICE HOW HE COMES GENTLY TO A STOP SIGN. 219 00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:20,734 NOW, THIS DRIVER WITH NO REGARD FOR SAFETY... 220 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:30,665 Mrs. WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD HIS SEAT BELT ON. 221 00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:37,975 Mrs. ADJUSTING YOUR MIRRORS. 222 00:12:38,044 --> 00:12:41,527 WHAT'S OUR BOAT SMARTS BOATER UP TO NOW? 223 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,699 YOU GUESSED IT. 224 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:48,837 HE'S ADJUSTING HIS MIRROR BEFORE HE BEGINS BOATING, UNLIKE THIS DEGENERATE BOATER. 225 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:53,044 AH, PERFECT. 226 00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:55,527 HEY, USE YOUR MIRRORS, FOOL. 227 00:12:55,596 --> 00:12:56,734 MIRRORS? 228 00:12:56,803 --> 00:12:57,906 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 229 00:12:57,975 --> 00:12:59,699 I HAVEN'T ADJUSTED THIS ONE YET. 230 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,803 AH, CAN'T SEE. 231 00:13:02,872 --> 00:13:06,078 OH! 232 00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:15,251 OW. 233 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:19,492 FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, A DRIVER WITH BOAT SMARTS 234 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:24,389 ALWAYS PAYS ATTENTION TO HIS SURROUNDINGS, AND AVOIDS DISTRACTIONS. 235 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:30,113 NOTICE HOW THIS DRIVER'S EYES ARE LOCKED FIRMLY ON THE ROAD. 236 00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:32,699 AND HERE WE HAVE THE EPITOME OF A DRIVER 237 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:38,734 WHO IS CARELESSLY DISTRACTING HIMSELF FROM THE ROAD AND SAFETY. 238 00:13:55,423 --> 00:13:57,906 JERK! 239 00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,699 HI THERE! 240 00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:02,596 HELP, LUNATIC DRIVER! 241 00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,872 HOW'S IT GOING? 242 00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:12,906 Mrs. SPONGEBOB, I MEAN, A BOATER WITHOUT BOAT SMARTS 243 00:14:12,975 --> 00:14:16,837 SHOWS CONTEMPT FOR HIS BOATER BRETHREN AND THE LAW. 244 00:14:18,872 --> 00:14:21,699 WHEE! 245 00:14:21,768 --> 00:14:23,458 HI, SQUIDWARD. 246 00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:24,492 HI, MRS. PUFF. 247 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:39,561 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR BOAT SMARTS. 248 00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:47,251 Mrs. NEVER MIND. 249 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,527 EXCITING MEETING, MR. KRABS? 250 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,285 OH, YOU BET YOU, SPONGEBOB. 251 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:08,113 LISTEN TO THIS. 252 00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:10,665 INDIVIDUATION OF THE END USER WILL SUBSTANTIALLY BROADEN 253 00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,527 THE PROBABILITY OF MULTIPLE SUBSEQUENT VISITS 254 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:14,975 GENERATING AN INVERSE NEGATIVE REVENUE MARGIN 255 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,768 OF 3/4 OF 1/2 OF ONE PERCENT. 256 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:20,389 MEANING, IF YOU CALL THE CUSTOMERS BY THEIR NAME 257 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,975 THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO SPEND MORE OF THEIR GREENBACKS 258 00:15:23,044 --> 00:15:27,941 SO I WANT YOU TWO TO LEARN THE NAMES OF EVERY CUSTOMER. 259 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,837 I HAVE AN IMPORTANT LIFE TO LIVE, AND IT DOESN'T INCLUDE CHATTERING WITH YOU TWO NINNIES. 260 00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:37,113 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT, SO I DECIDED TO TURN THIS INTO A CONTEST. 261 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:41,837 THE EMPLOYEE WHO LEARNS MORE NAMES WINS THIS. 262 00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:48,630 A TROPICAL GETAWAY, ON THE TRIPLE-DECKER CONHUGE CO. CRUISE LINER. 263 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:54,113 SUNBATHING, PARCHEESI, BALLROOM DANCING. 264 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,906 THIS IS GONNA BE SO EASY. 265 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:02,630 SPONGEBOB DOESN'T REALIZE THAT I'M THE FACE OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 266 00:16:02,699 --> 00:16:05,872 WHILE HE'S ISOLATED IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY 267 00:16:05,941 --> 00:16:10,147 I'VE BEEN OUT HERE, BUILDING A RAPPORT WITH THE CUSTOMER. 268 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,906 HELLO. 269 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:14,561 MAY I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE, MISS? 270 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:17,216 SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE TWO SHRIMPS ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE 271 00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:18,699 MISTER GROUCHY SQUID GUY? 272 00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:19,734 HI, SALLY. 273 00:16:19,803 --> 00:16:20,803 HI, SADIE. 274 00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:22,216 HI, SHOOBIE. 275 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,872 HOW DOES SPONGEBOB KNOW ALL THESE NAMES? 276 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,906 RIGHT BACK AT YOU, LENNY. 277 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:29,078 HEY, SPONGEBOB, COULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE CASH REGISTER? 278 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:30,216 I THINK IT'S BROKEN. 279 00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:32,078 OH, SURE, SQUIDWARD. 280 00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:34,492 I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED A CLOSER LOOK. 281 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,182 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 282 00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:39,768 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN HERE, SQUIDWARD. 283 00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:41,113 KEEP LOOKING, SPONGEBOB. 284 00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:42,458 KEEP ON LOOKING. 285 00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:45,665 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 286 00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,699 HI, THADDEUS. 287 00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:49,906 GOODBYE, SPONGEBOB. 288 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:53,596 THAT SHOULD BUY ME ENOUGH TIME TO WIN THAT CRUISE. 289 00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:54,665 GOOD DAY, YOUNG SIR. 290 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:55,665 MY NAME IS... 291 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:56,734 GUS! 292 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,320 HE'S RIGHT. 293 00:16:58,389 --> 00:17:00,872 THIS GUY'S SO GOOD, YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM A PRIZE. 294 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:04,837 HOW IN NEPTUNE'S CREATION DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THESE NAMES, SPONGEBOB? 295 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:09,078 WELL, I SIMPLY COMPILE THE NAME OF EVERY CUSTOMER IN THIS BOOK. 296 00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:10,182 THANKS, SPONGEBOB. 297 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,527 LET'S SEE. 298 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:17,285 HALPERT, NORMA, ISABELLE, GUS, CHAZ, PILAR, DENNIS, KIRA, IVY, MARV, MABLE, MAVIS. 299 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:23,527 AND YOUR NAME IS SUZY FISH, CORRECT? 300 00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:30,630 YES, AND YOU'D ALSO BE CORRECT IN SAYING YOU RUINED MY FOOD WITH YOUR SWEAT, YOU NITWIT! 301 00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:33,216 MR. KRABS, THAT'S THE LAST CUSTOMER. 302 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,768 DO I WIN? 303 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,561 UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, I WASN'T KEEPING SCORE. 304 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:42,010 BUT I'LL JUST SAY THAT YOU AND SPONGEBOB ARE NECK AND NECK 305 00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:46,251 AND THAT MYSTERY GUY OVER THERE'LL BE THE TIEBREAKER. 306 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,734 UH, THAT'S, UH... 307 00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:49,837 OH, THAT'S, I KNOW HIM. 308 00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:54,872 HE'S THE TICKET TO YOUR PRIZE. 309 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,837 OUT OF THE WAY, LOSER. 310 00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,803 UM, HELLO. 311 00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:01,423 MY NAME IS SQUIDWARD. 312 00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:04,458 UH, SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 313 00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,596 WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 314 00:18:06,665 --> 00:18:13,010 UM, IT'S JUST THAT I WAS GOING TO, UM, ENTER YOUR NAME IN OUR SWEEPSTAKES. 315 00:18:13,078 --> 00:18:14,320 SO, WHAT SHOULD I PUT DOWN? 316 00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,561 FIRST AND LAST NAME? 317 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,975 SURE. 318 00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:20,320 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THIS ON YOUR FORM. 319 00:18:20,389 --> 00:18:23,975 WHAT'S IT TO YOU! 320 00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:28,147 NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. 321 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:31,044 I SEE HE WANTS TO PLAY HARD TO GET. 322 00:18:31,113 --> 00:18:32,561 SO BE IT. 323 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,389 I HAVE WAYS OF MAKING THE LIKES OF HIM TALK. 324 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:37,906 UH, SIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR SODA. 325 00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:39,803 I DIDN'T ORDER ANY SODA. 326 00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:41,458 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 327 00:18:41,527 --> 00:18:43,596 WHAT THE BARNACLES ARE YOU DOING? 328 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,216 OH, I'M SORRY, I SLIPPED. 329 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,941 HERE, LET ME CLEAN THAT UP FOR YOU. 330 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:51,906 OK, THERE MUST BE A NAMETAG OR SOME FORM OF I.D. IN HERE. 331 00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,354 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 332 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,389 I'M OUT OF HERE. 333 00:18:56,182 --> 00:18:57,803 HEY, LOOK UP IN THE SKY. 334 00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:00,630 A GIANT METEOR IS HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH. 335 00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:01,527 WHERE? 336 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:02,527 OH, YOU'LL SEE IT. 337 00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:03,803 JUST KEEP LOOKING. 338 00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:05,665 I CAN'T SEE IT. 339 00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:08,182 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE I FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 340 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,975 HEY, COME BACK HERE! 341 00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:12,216 GIVE ME MY WALLET! 342 00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:18,285 HOLY SEA COW! 343 00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:20,216 THAT HOOLIGAN RAN A STOP SIGN. 344 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,492 STOP, THIEF! 345 00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:24,975 YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 346 00:19:25,044 --> 00:19:26,147 HARDLY. 347 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,147 HE STOLE MY WALLET. 348 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,354 WHAT? 349 00:19:28,423 --> 00:19:30,113 THAT MAKES HIM A DUAL OFFENDER. 350 00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:32,389 LET'S GET HIM. 351 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,768 FINALLY, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 352 00:19:42,837 --> 00:19:45,147 SAY GOODBYE TO ANONYMITY, MISTER... 353 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:46,458 FREEZE, THIEF! 354 00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:48,285 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 355 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,078 I ONLY WANT THE WALLET FOR... 356 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,182 WE KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU WANT IT, WALLET SNATCHER. 357 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,078 THIS ISN'T AS IT SEEMS! 358 00:19:56,147 --> 00:20:00,147 THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE SAYING IN THE SLAMMER, PUNK. 359 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:03,803 HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE. 360 00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:08,182 AT LAST, AT LAST! 361 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:11,044 AND YOUR NAME IS... 362 00:20:11,113 --> 00:20:13,527 MR. "WHAT ZIT TOOYA?" 363 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:15,492 WHAT KIND OF RIDICULOUS NAME IS THAT? 364 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,216 IT'S MY RIDICULOUS NAME. 365 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:20,078 "WHAT ZIT TOOYA." 366 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,010 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT BALLYHOO. 367 00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:26,665 BUT I DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY DO ANYTHING WRONG. 368 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:30,734 TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, LAW BREAKER. 369 00:20:34,492 --> 00:20:37,561 ONLY 364 DAYS AND NINE YEARS LEFT 370 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:43,182 UNTIL I EXCHANGE THIS CONCRETE TOMB FOR A MULTI-STORY OCEAN LINER CRUISE. 371 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:44,354 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 372 00:20:44,423 --> 00:20:46,458 SPONGEBOB. 373 00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:49,354 THE BOY AND I JUST THOUGHT WE'D STOP BY AND CHECK ON OUR CONVICT FRIEND. 374 00:20:49,423 --> 00:20:51,734 CALL ME WHAT YOU MAY. 375 00:20:51,803 --> 00:20:57,182 FACT OF THE MATTER IS, I FOUND OUT THE MYSTERY CUSTOMER'S NAME FIRST, SO I WIN. 376 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:00,665 I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN. 377 00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,216 ENJOY YOUR PRIZE. 378 00:21:02,285 --> 00:21:04,251 WHOO-HOO! 379 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,078 TROPICAL VACATION, HERE I COME! 380 00:21:08,182 --> 00:21:09,906 VACATION? 381 00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:11,354 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT VACATION? 382 00:21:11,423 --> 00:21:13,182 WHAT? 383 00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:15,941 IN THE BROCHURE, IT SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS AN OCEAN LINER VACATION. 384 00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:18,423 OH, YOU MEAN THATBROCHURE? 385 00:21:18,492 --> 00:21:20,941 WELL, THAT WAS THE PRIZE. 386 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:25,216 THE BROCHURE WAS TAKING UP TOO MUCH ROOM IN ME DRAWERS, YOU KNOW, SO IT'S YOUR PRIZE. 387 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,113 YOU MEAN, NO VACATION. 388 00:21:27,182 --> 00:21:28,699 NOPE, JUST THE BROCHURE. 389 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,147 WELL, GOT TO GET BACK TO COUNTING ME LOOT. 390 00:21:31,216 --> 00:21:33,078 ENJOY YOUR NEW PRIZE, SQUIDWARD. 391 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:35,147 SEE YOU ON THE OUTSIDE IN 10 YEARS, BUDDY. 392 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:39,975 OH, WELL. 393 00:21:40,044 --> 00:21:44,354 AT LEAST I'LL HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS. 394 00:21:44,423 --> 00:21:45,803 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 395 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:55,872 PARCHEESI?