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"AND THEN,
THE LITTLE UGLY MOLLUSK
RAN ALL THE WAY HOME."

2
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SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!

3
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THERE'S AN EMERGENCY
BROADCAST ON MY TV.

4
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THE DAY YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR IS ALMOST HERE.

5
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THAT'S RIGHT.

6
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GLOVE WORLD HAS A NEW RIDE.

7
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IT'S BIG.

8
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IT'S FAST.

9
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HAROLD, NO!

10
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IT'S PAINFUL.

11
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IT'S THE FIERY FIST O' PAIN,
OPENING TOMORROW,
ONLY AT GLOVE WORLD.

12
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TOMORROW!

13
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SPONGEBOB, WE GOT TO GET TO BED
SO WE CAN BE FIRST IN LINE.

14
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GLOVE WORLD.

15
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ROLLER COASTER.

16
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FIRST IN LINE.

17
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EXCUSE ME.

18
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WHICH WAY TO THE FIST O' PAIN?

19
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IN THE NAME OF AMUSEMENT, NO!

20
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I DON'T WANT TO RIDE
THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN!

21
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YOU READY TO RIDE
THE FIST OF PAIN?

22
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NO!

23
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WELL, YEAH.

24
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IT'S JUST THAT I HAD
A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT.

25
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REALLY?

26
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ME TOO.

27
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WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM
ABOUT, PATRICK?

28
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OH, LOOK, THE BUS IS HERE!

29
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WAIT FOR ME, PATRICK!

30
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WHOO, FIERY FIST OF PAIN,
HERE WE COME!

31
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YEAH, DUDES.

32
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WE'RE ALL RIDING
THE FIST O' PAIN.

33
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I HEARD SOMEBODY RODE IT
AND HIS SPINE FELL OUT.

34
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DUDE, I HOPE MY SPINE FALLS OUT.

35
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YEAH, ME TOO.

36
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BOY, THE FIST O' PAIN
SURE SOUNDS...

37
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REALLY, REALLY SCARY.

38
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I MEAN, "FUN-IFYING."

39
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I MEAN, "HOI-TASTIC."

40
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I MEAN, "FUNABLE."

41
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FUN.

42
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REALLY, REALLY FUN.

43
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YEAH, REALLY FUN.

44
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THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE FUN.

45
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YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE IT.

46
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TICKETS, PLEASE.

47
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NO TICKET.

48
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I MUST'VE LEFT IT AT HOME.

49
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I SWALLOWED MY TICKET.

50
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I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE
RIDING THE FIST OF PAIN TODAY.

51
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HOLD ON A SECOND.

52
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HERE'S YOUR TICKETS,
IN YOUR BACK POCKETS.

53
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OH, BARNACLES.

54
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IT SURE WAS LUCKY
WE FOUND OUR TICKETS.

55
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YEAH, BAD LUCK.

56
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I MEAN, GOOD LUCK.

57
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VERY GOOD LUCK.

58
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THERE IT IS.

59
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THAT LINE LOOKS AWFULLY LONG.

60
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OH, I KNOW.

61
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LET'S GO ON SOME OF
THE DUMB KIDDIE RIDES FIRST.

62
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YEAH, AND THEN, THE FIST OF PAIN
WILL SEEM EVEN COOLER.

63
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YEAH.

64
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PHEW.

65
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CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE
AFRAID TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS?

66
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YEAH, ONLY A REAL BABY WOULD
BE AFRAID OF ROLLER... WHOA!

67
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, PATRICK.

68
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IT'S GLOVIE GLOVE.

69
00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:06,903
GET OVER THERE, AND I'LL TAKE
YOUR PICTURE WITH HIM.

70
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GET CLOSER, PATRICK.

71
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UH-UH.

72
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COME ON, CLOSER.

73
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THAT'S IT.

74
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A LITTLE MORE.

75
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NOW HOLD ON TO HIS THUMB.

76
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GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.

77
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HOW DO I LOOK?

78
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WOW, I LOOK GREAT.

79
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THE MITTEN!

80
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I MEAN, THE MITTEN.

81
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THAT RIDE'S FOR BABIES.

82
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YEAH, LET'S RIDE IT JUST
TO SEE HOW "BABYFIED" IT IS.

83
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HMPH!

84
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I GUESS THAT RIDE WAS TOO MUCH
FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

85
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WELL, THE LINE LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT SHORTER NOW.

86
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CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE
ARE SCARED OF THIS RIDE?

87
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YEAH, IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.

88
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NO ONE GETS HURT RIDING
THESE "ROLY" COASTERS.

89
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WHY?

90
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WHY, WHY?

91
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WHY WON'T YOU
LET ME ON THE RIDE?

92
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SIR, YOU HAVE
A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION.

93
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BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

94
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OH, YEAH!

95
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ONE MORE TIME!

96
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE LINE
FOR THE BATHROOM.

97
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WE'VE GONE EIGHT TIMES.

98
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AND I WENT THREE TIMES
ALL BY MYSELF.

99
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I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY NOW.

100
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BYE. HAVE FUN.

101
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SPONGEBOB, PATRICK!

102
00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:07,214
HELLO, LARRY.

103
00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,490
I JUST GOT OFF THE FIST O' PAIN.

104
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MAN, WHAT A RUSH.

105
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AH.

106
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YOU SMELL THAT?

107
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THAT'S THE SMELL OF ADRENALINE.

108
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OOH, IT'S, UM,
VERY MANLY, LARRY.

109
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SPONGEBOB, I'M NOT SMELLING
ANY ADRENALINE ON YOU.

110
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YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE?

111
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UM, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

112
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WE HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE
BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

113
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I'M VERY HUNGRY.

114
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HUNGRY, HUNGRY.

115
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COME ON, PATRICK.

116
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YOU AND ME, PAL.

117
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I'M HUNGRY TOO.

118
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MAYBE I SHOULD STOP
MAKING PEOPLE SMELL ME.

119
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WANT SOME?

120
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NO THANKS, PATRICK.

121
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UM, YOU'VE GOT ICE CREAM
IN YOUR EYEBROWS.

122
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YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THIS BRAND.

123
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

124
00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,352
HURRY BACK, SO WE
CAN GO ON THE RIDE.

125
00:07:11,179 --> 00:07:13,007
"WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?"

126
00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:16,214
OH, DELICIOUS DAIRY TREAT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

127
00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:17,765
"PATRICK'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

128
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YOU CAN'T LET HIM DOWN."

129
00:07:19,593 --> 00:07:22,524
I KNOW, BUT THE RIDE
IS REALLY SCARY.

130
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"YOU WANT TO SEE SCARY?

131
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I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY."

132
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OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

133
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"YOU LIKE THAT?

134
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YOU LIKE THAT?

135
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HUH?

136
00:07:30,627 --> 00:07:31,490
YOU LIKE THAT?"

137
00:07:31,558 --> 00:07:32,972
IT'S JUST A RIDE.

138
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WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED ABOUT?

139
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YOU CAN DO IT.

140
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NO, YOU CAN'T.

141
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YOU'RE A BIG CRYBABY.

142
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OH, YEAH?

143
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I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS
THE LAST TIME.

144
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OW, QUIT IT.

145
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OW, QUIT IT.

146
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OW, QUIT IT.

147
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OW, QUIT IT.

148
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SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

149
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I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING, TOO, PATRICK.

150
00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,524
Attention.

151
00:07:53,593 --> 00:07:56,007
Glove World will be closing
in five minutes.

152
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FIVE MINUTES?

153
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,731
WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT?

154
00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,731
WARNING.

155
00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,834
THIS RIDE MAY CAUSE CRYING,
SCREAMING, PROJECTILE VOMITING

156
00:08:09,903 --> 00:08:12,248
AMNESIA, SPINE LOSS,
EMBARRASSING ACCIDENTS,
UNCONTROLLABLE GAS...

157
00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,386
AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

158
00:08:16,558 --> 00:08:17,662
IS THAT ALL?

159
00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,248
BIG DEAL.

160
00:08:19,317 --> 00:08:21,283
I DID HALF THAT STUFF
THIS MORNING.

161
00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:24,800
Last call for
the Fiery Fist of Pain.

162
00:08:24,869 --> 00:08:27,352
WELL, THIS IS IT, PAT.

163
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YUP.

164
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HERE WE GO.

165
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AH-HA.

166
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ON THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN.

167
00:08:37,524 --> 00:08:41,110
AFTER YOU.

168
00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,214
WE MADE IT.

169
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YEAH.

170
00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:47,214
PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS
IN THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES.

171
00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:52,696
THERE.

172
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NOW IF YOU COULD JUST
SIGN THIS RELEASE

173
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ABSOLVING GLOVE WORLD IN CASE
OF ACCIDENTAL SPINE LOSS...

174
00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:59,386
WELL, NICE KNOWING YOU.

175
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,731
READY IN 10.

176
00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,869
OOH, THIS IS IT, PATRICK.

177
00:09:01,938 --> 00:09:04,076
NINE... EIGHT...

178
00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:05,110
WE MADE IT.

179
00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:06,800
SEVEN... SIX...

180
00:09:06,869 --> 00:09:08,283
WE'RE NOT SCAREDY-CATS.

181
00:09:08,352 --> 00:09:10,696
FIVE... FOUR...

182
00:09:10,765 --> 00:09:12,248
WE'RE NOT CRYBABIES.

183
00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:14,696
THREE... TWO...

184
00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:16,352
WE'RE BRAVE.

185
00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:23,800
Uh, we're experiencing
some technical difficulties.

186
00:09:23,869 --> 00:09:27,110
MAN, THIS CHEAP THING
IS ALWAYS BREAKING DOWN.

187
00:09:27,179 --> 00:09:28,593
HEY, SORRY, GUYS.

188
00:09:28,662 --> 00:09:29,662
MAYBE NEXT TIME.

189
00:09:31,731 --> 00:09:33,662
PATRICK, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

190
00:09:33,731 --> 00:09:35,490
I WAS REALLY SCARED
ABOUT GOING ON THIS RIDE.

191
00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:38,076
ME TOO.

192
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,248
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU BECAUSE, WELL,
I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

193
00:09:41,317 --> 00:09:44,110
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

194
00:09:44,179 --> 00:09:46,110
BUT NOW WE DON'T
HAVE TO FACE OUR FEARS.

195
00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:47,662
THE RIDE IS BROKEN.

196
00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:48,731
YEAH!

197
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,869
OH, WAIT.

198
00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:50,834
IT'S FINE.

199
00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:51,627
HUH?

200
00:09:51,696 --> 00:09:52,627
HAVE FUN.

201
00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:56,076
PATRICK, I DON'T
WANT TO FACE MY FEARS.

202
00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,765
I'M AFRAID OF 'EM.

203
00:10:01,696 --> 00:10:03,317
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.

204
00:10:03,386 --> 00:10:04,386
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB.

205
00:10:30,869 --> 00:10:34,041
Please wait until the car
has come to a complete stop.

206
00:10:35,145 --> 00:10:36,765
And stop crying.

207
00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:37,903
IT'S OVER.

208
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:38,869
YOU CAN GET OUT NOW.

209
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,283
WE DID IT!

210
00:10:40,352 --> 00:10:41,731
WE CONQUERED OUR FEARS.

211
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,110
WE STOPPED CRYING.

212
00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:46,283
WE SURVIVED THE FIST O' PAIN.

213
00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:47,386
HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

214
00:10:47,455 --> 00:10:49,041
YOU FORGOT THESE.

215
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,696
SpongeBob and Patrick:
OUR SPINES.

216
00:10:50,765 --> 00:10:52,903
YEAH.

217
00:10:56,352 --> 00:10:57,524
LET'S GO AGAIN.

218
00:10:57,593 --> 00:10:59,421
YEAH.

219
00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:16,696
OH, BROTHER.

220
00:11:16,765 --> 00:11:19,179
JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

221
00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:21,352
MIGHT AS WELL BE A MAUSOLEUM.

222
00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:23,352
ABYSMAL.

223
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,558
OH WELL, AT LEAST
IT'S STRUCTURALLY SOUND.

224
00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:30,007
FORGET THIS.

225
00:11:30,076 --> 00:11:32,558
I'M SICK OF NOT
HAVING ANY BUSINESS.

226
00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:35,007
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
FIX THIS RUST BUCKET UP?

227
00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:36,731
LOOK AROUND.

228
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:41,076
CHIPPING PAINT, BAD PLUMBING,
DUST BUNNIES.

229
00:11:41,145 --> 00:11:43,972
IT'S NO WONDER YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS.

230
00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:47,076
OK, I GET IT, I GET IT.

231
00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:50,007
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS PLACE
A COMPLETE OVERHAUL.

232
00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:58,179
WHOA.

233
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,593
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUBJECT
MYSELF TO SUCH MENIAL LABOR.

234
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,662
THIS IS A JOB FOR AN IMBECILE.

235
00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:24,283
OR TWO IMBECILES.

236
00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:28,765
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.

237
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:33,214
I AM SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT I'M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE
WITH MY ABODE.

238
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:37,593
YOU SEE, I WOULD
LIKE TO PAINT THE CHUM BUCKET

239
00:12:37,662 --> 00:12:41,972
TO PLEASE MY WIFE, BUT ALAS,
I AM TOO SMALL AND FEEBLE.

240
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,214
OH, WELL, WE CAN HELP YOU.

241
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:47,145
RIGHT, PATRICK?

242
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,696
UH-HUH.

243
00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:51,972
I CAME PREPARED, TOO.

244
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,421
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

245
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:58,593
OK, BOYS, KAREN WANTS THIS PLACE
TO REALLY SPARKLE.

246
00:12:58,662 --> 00:13:02,938
I WAS THINKING IT COULD USE
A LITTLE MORE PIZZAZZ.

247
00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:05,386
PIZZAZZ, YEAH.

248
00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,455
HEY, I KNOW.

249
00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:10,110
WHY DON'T YOU PAINT
THE ENTIRE CHUM BUCKET?

250
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,731
WHOA, REALLY?

251
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,455
OH, YES, I NEED
YOUR ARTISTIC VISION.

252
00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:20,421
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT
MY KAREN, NOW, WOULD YOU?

253
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:22,076
NO, UH-UH.NO, SIR.

254
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:23,869
WELL, HOP TO IT, LADS.

255
00:13:23,938 --> 00:13:25,145
YES, SIR.

256
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:27,041
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP.

257
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,869
HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE,
HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE.

258
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,731
WHAT THE...?

259
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,145
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ATROCITYIS THIS?

260
00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:41,731
OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

261
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,972
"LOOKIE."

262
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,110
MR. PLANKTON'S HAVING US PAINT.

263
00:13:44,179 --> 00:13:46,696
HE CALLS IT PIZZAZZ.

264
00:13:46,765 --> 00:13:49,317
PIZZAZZ, HUH?

265
00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:51,455
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

266
00:13:51,524 --> 00:13:54,627
PLANKTON SAYS HE NEEDS
OUR ARTISTIC VISION.

267
00:13:54,696 --> 00:13:56,214
LET'S SHOW HIM.

268
00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:02,248
YOU BUFFOONS WOULDN'T KNOW
ARTISTIC VISION IF IT HIT YOU
OVER THE HEAD.

269
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:04,179
NOW, WHERE'S A PAINTBRUSH?

270
00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:07,558
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT
ARTISTIC VISION IS ALL ABOUT.

271
00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:11,352
START WITH LIGHT BRUSH STROKES.

272
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,903
OH.

273
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:17,110
YEAH, PERFECT.

274
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:20,041
SIMPLETONS.

275
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,731
AMAZING.

276
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,903
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRICK
THE TALL ONE.

277
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,386
MY PLAN IS FALLING
RIGHT INTO PLACE.

278
00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:32,283
WITH THOSE THREE BOOBS
PREOCCUPIED, STEALING
THE FORMULA WILL BE A SNAP.

279
00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:33,938
MR. PLANKTON?

280
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,283
ALL THIS HARD WORK
IS MAKING US THIRSTY.

281
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:39,110
DO YOU THINK
WE COULD GET A DRINK?

282
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,007
LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHING, SPONGEBOB.

283
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:47,283
I SURE WISH I COULD OFFER YOU
A COLD DRINK FOR ALL
YOUR HARD WORK

284
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:51,248
BUT ALAS, MY PIPES
ARE RUSTED SHUT.

285
00:14:52,972 --> 00:14:54,558
OOH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

286
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:59,524
YES, IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOME WAY I COULD...

287
00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:01,007
WHERE'D HE GO?

288
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,386
SECRET FORMULA, HERE I COME.

289
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,248
PERFECT.

290
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,765
HUH?

291
00:15:47,386 --> 00:15:50,179
NO, NO, NO!

292
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,214
IT'S ALL WRONG.

293
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,386
DON'T YOU KNOW
A THING ABOUT ART?

294
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,524
GIVE ME THAT BRUSH.

295
00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:02,352
YES, YES, AND YES.

296
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,558
VOILA.

297
00:16:05,627 --> 00:16:07,972
A LOG CABIN?

298
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,214
YEAH, I JUST THINK
THEY'RE SO COZY.

299
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:13,145
NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ART.

300
00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,386
EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

301
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:18,455
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
KRABS'S FACE WHEN HE DISCOVERS

302
00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:21,972
THAT I'VE ABSCONDED WITH
THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

303
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,558
HEY, PLANKTON.

304
00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:25,041
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NEW WINDOW?

305
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,972
WE GOT IT FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB.

306
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:31,938
SPONGEBOB, HOW DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO SEE OUT OF
A WINDOW THAT HIGH?

307
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:34,041
I GUESS I HADN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

308
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,110
I DID.

309
00:16:35,179 --> 00:16:36,903
LOOK, PLANKTON.

310
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,662
IT'S THE PERFECT HEIGHT
FOR YOUR KIND.

311
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,076
SEE, SPONGEBOB?

312
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:42,283
PATRICK'S USING THE OLD NOGGIN.

313
00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:45,972
HE KNOWS I'LL ACTUALLY WANT
TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW.

314
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:50,524
WAIT, YOU WANTED
TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW?

315
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,455
WEIRD.

316
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:56,007
UH...

317
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,800
CAN'T YOU TWO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

318
00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:06,938
I GIVE YOU ONE SIMPLE TASK
AFTER ANOTHER, AND...

319
00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:10,455
JUST FORGET IT.

320
00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:13,972
IT WAS FOOLISH OF ME TO THINK
THIS PLAN WOULD EVER WORK

321
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:18,041
WHEN NOTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE
HAS PANNED OUT.

322
00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:23,352
TELEMARKETING, LIFEGUARDING,
CREATIVE WRITING,
ALL SUCH BITTER FAILURES.

323
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:32,386
OH, IT'S OK,
LITTLE, GREEN... CREATURE.

324
00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:35,283
PATRICK AND I ARE GONNA
KEEP WORKING ON THE CHUM BUCKET

325
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:39,007
UNTIL IT'S
THE MOST "PIZZAZZIEST"
RESTAURANT IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

326
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,041
REALLY?

327
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:44,076
AND HOW.

328
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:47,041
COME ON, FELLOWS, LET'S DO
SOME INTERIOR DECORATING.

329
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,903
OH, GOOD-BYE, PAINTBRUSH.

330
00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:51,765
HELLO, ANTIQUE FINISH.

331
00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:01,972
WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THEM
BUSY FOR A WHILE.

332
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:05,765
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP,
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

333
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,938
HUP-HUP.

334
00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:12,972
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP,
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

335
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:19,386
I JUST NEED TO SNEAK PAST KRABS
AND I'M HOME FREE.

336
00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:20,248
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

337
00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:33,731
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

338
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,214
WHERE COULD THAT STINGY CRAB BE?

339
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,765
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

340
00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:57,248
STILL DON'T SEE HIM.

341
00:18:57,317 --> 00:18:59,145
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

342
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:02,834
THE SAFE.

343
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:05,110
I'M IN THE CLEAR, BABY.

344
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,179
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

345
00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:14,903
NO, NO TEARS.

346
00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:17,869
NOT YET.

347
00:19:17,938 --> 00:19:19,524
THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

348
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,076
AT LONG LAST.

349
00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:34,007
AND THE SECRET FORMULA IS,
ONE BOTTLE OF MOLTING LOTION.

350
00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:36,627
TAKE PASSPORT PHOTO.

351
00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:39,386
GET NEW SAFE, TRAVEL SIZE.

352
00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:42,317
THIS ISN'T THE SECRET FORMULA.

353
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,524
IT'S A TO-DO LIST.

354
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:53,834
HUH?

355
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,076
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE KRUSTY KRAB?

356
00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,765
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE CHUM BUCKET?

357
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,455
CURSES.

358
00:20:06,524 --> 00:20:08,731
THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT
BY RENOVATION.

359
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,834
I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT?

360
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:14,145
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

361
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,145
Mr. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
PLANKTON TRYING TO STEAL
ME RESTAURANT.

362
00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:22,593
MR. KRABS, YOU'VE RETURNED
FROM YOUR VACATION.

363
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:28,834
AND IT'S TIME FOR
THE KRUSTY KRAB TO RETURN
FROM ITSVACATION.

364
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:41,869
HOORAY.

365
00:20:41,938 --> 00:20:46,455
AND I BET YOU TRIED
TO STEAL THIS TOO.

366
00:20:48,386 --> 00:20:50,593
WELL, "STEAL" IS SUCH
A STRONG WORD.

367
00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:58,662
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I'D LEAVE
ME SECRET FORMULA BEHIND
WHEN I GO ON VACATION, DO YOU?

368
00:20:58,731 --> 00:20:59,834
NOW, STAY AWAY FROM ME...

369
00:20:59,903 --> 00:21:01,627
RESTAURANT, BUG.

370
00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:03,869
I THINK WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

371
00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,731
ALLOW ME TO DO THE HONORS.

372
00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:11,007
AHH...

373
00:21:12,386 --> 00:21:15,007
OH, EXCELLENT JOB, GENIUS.

374
00:21:15,076 --> 00:21:17,490
YOU REALLY FIXED THE PLACE UP.

375
00:21:17,558 --> 00:21:18,938
DON'T NAG ME, KAREN.

376
00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:20,490
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.

377
00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:27,455
YEP, SQUIDWARD,
YOU REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF
WITH THE NEW DECOR.

378
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:29,869
WHERE'D YOU GET THE FOUNTAIN?

379
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:32,662
THAT, I SCULPTED OUT OF
THE CONCRETE FOUNDATION
OF THE CHUM BUCKET.

380
00:21:32,731 --> 00:21:35,041
AND ALL THESE METAL DECORATIONS?

381
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:37,903
THOSE WERE ALL FABRICATED
FROM THE CHUM BUCKET WALLS.

382
00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,214
AND THE COMPUTER?

383
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:41,283
OH, THAT'S PLANKTON'S WIFE.

384
00:21:41,352 --> 00:21:44,800
WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT, LAD,
AND IT DIDN'T COST ME A DIME.

385
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:48,421
WOW, $25 FOR A KRABBY PATTY?

386
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,731
RIPOFF, DUDE.

387
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,662
NOT COOL.

388
00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:54,765
BUT YOU'RE PAYING FOR
THE ENHANCED AMBIENCE, DUDE.

389
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,110
WELL, THAT'S TRUE.

390
00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:57,800
IT IS PRETTY CLASSY IN HERE.

391
00:21:57,869 --> 00:22:00,110
GIVE ME FOUR.

392
00:22:00,179 --> 00:22:02,800
32 F1

393
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,627
32 F1