1 00:00:17,804 --> 00:00:19,415 DRUM SOLO! 2 00:00:19,458 --> 00:00:22,809 DOOGA, DOOGA, DOOGA, DOOGA, DOOGA, DOOGA, DOOGA... DOO. 3 00:00:22,853 --> 00:00:24,942 DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO. 4 00:00:24,986 --> 00:00:26,770 DOO, DOO. 5 00:00:26,813 --> 00:00:30,121 HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS AND GALS ARE DONE. 6 00:00:47,008 --> 00:00:48,748 IN ALL MY YEARS AS OF FRY COOKERY 7 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:51,795 I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A LOVELY GROUP OF PATTIES. 8 00:00:51,838 --> 00:00:53,797 ESPECIALLY... YOU. 9 00:00:56,104 --> 00:00:57,061 SUCH PERFECTION 10 00:00:57,105 --> 00:00:58,671 FROM YOUR LITTLE LETTUCE HAIR 11 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:00,021 TO YOUR ROSY KETCHUP CHEEKS 12 00:01:00,064 --> 00:01:01,631 RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR MUSTARD SMILE. 13 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:04,155 MAY I CALL YOU... PATTY? 14 00:01:04,199 --> 00:01:05,983 SPONGEBOB, I NEED THAT ORDER OF SIX. 15 00:01:06,027 --> 00:01:07,593 HERE YOU GO, SQUIDWARD. 16 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:08,855 ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE 17 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:11,554 AND FOUR, AND, UH... 18 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:12,859 FIVE AND SIX. 19 00:01:12,903 --> 00:01:14,774 THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE WHOLE ORDER, SQUIDWARD. 20 00:01:14,818 --> 00:01:17,603 THERE ISN'T A KRABBY PATTY BEHIND MY BACK OR ANYTHING. 21 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:21,477 UH... YEAH. 22 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,002 OH, PATTY, A PATTY LIKE YOU COMES AROUND ONCE IN A LIFETIME. 23 00:01:25,046 --> 00:01:26,612 I CAN'T LET THEM EAT YOU. 24 00:01:26,656 --> 00:01:28,919 NO, THE JOB MUST COME FIRST. 25 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,269 I CAN'T LET EMOTIONS CLOUD MY COMMITMENT 26 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:33,228 TO THE SACRED FRY COOK OATH. 27 00:01:33,271 --> 00:01:36,100 "THAT WHICH IS FRIED, MUST BE EATEN." 28 00:01:36,144 --> 00:01:38,276 SPONGEBOB, WHERE IS THAT OTHER... 29 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,974 OH, THERE IT IS. 30 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:46,763 OHH! 31 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,505 WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY? 32 00:01:49,548 --> 00:01:51,463 RIGHT HERE, MUSCLE BOY. 33 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:53,422 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 34 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:59,994 I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS TO PATTY. 35 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,257 SPONGEBOB, HAND OVER THE KRABBY... 36 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,650 OH, PATTY, I CAN'T LET THEM EAT YOU. 37 00:02:04,694 --> 00:02:07,479 YOUR BEAUTY MUST BE PRESERVED. 38 00:02:07,523 --> 00:02:09,960 AMAZING. 39 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,790 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT, TAKE IT HOME? 40 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,487 PUT A LITTLE DRESS ON HER? 41 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:17,663 GO OUT FOR A ROMANTIC WALK WITH IT? 42 00:02:17,707 --> 00:02:18,795 GREAT IDEA. 43 00:02:21,493 --> 00:02:24,105 I WONDER IF IT'S TOO LATE TO GET A REFUND FROM MY THERAPIST. 44 00:02:24,148 --> 00:02:25,410 ENJOY, SIR. 45 00:02:25,454 --> 00:02:27,673 CAN I EAT THIS ONE? 46 00:02:27,717 --> 00:02:29,327 WHAT... 47 00:02:29,371 --> 00:02:30,633 HEY, HOW'D THEY KNOW? 48 00:02:30,676 --> 00:02:32,678 I LOVE GRILLED SHOE. 49 00:02:35,507 --> 00:02:37,335 WHAT'S COOKING THERE, PATTY? 50 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:38,858 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? 51 00:02:38,902 --> 00:02:40,425 I LOVE CREPES. 52 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:41,383 OH, PATTY... 53 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:42,645 WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER 54 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:44,038 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN OUR OWN LITTLE WORLD. 55 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,387 LIKE... [SMALL EXPLOSION] 56 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,563 LIKE NOTHING CAN HURT US. 57 00:02:47,606 --> 00:02:49,304 FIRE! 58 00:02:49,347 --> 00:02:51,219 FIRE, FIRE. 59 00:02:58,182 --> 00:03:00,489 IT'S OK, PATTY, THE FIRE'S GONE. 60 00:03:00,532 --> 00:03:01,446 YOU'RE SAFE NOW. 61 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,147 OH, I BETTER, UH... GET THE DOORBELL. 62 00:03:09,802 --> 00:03:10,803 SPONGEBOB.. 63 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:14,068 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER GAME OF... 64 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,767 TIE YOUR BEST BUDDY IN KNOTS. 65 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:18,985 MY TURN. 66 00:03:19,029 --> 00:03:21,379 SORRY, PATRICK... 67 00:03:21,423 --> 00:03:24,165 I ALREADY MADE PLANS TO GO FOR A WALK THROUGH JELLYFISH FIELDS 68 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,775 WITH PATTY. 69 00:03:25,818 --> 00:03:28,604 AS SOON AS THE LITTLE LADY DRIES HER HAIR, WE'RE HEADING OUT. 70 00:03:28,647 --> 00:03:29,561 HI-YAH! 71 00:03:30,997 --> 00:03:32,477 HEY, YA, SPONGEBOB. 72 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:34,436 YOU DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR PLAN TO GO A-CHOPPIN', DID YA? 73 00:03:34,479 --> 00:03:35,741 SORRY, SANDY. 74 00:03:35,785 --> 00:03:37,526 NO TIME FOR KARATE TODAY. 75 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:40,529 AFTER OUR WALK, I'M GOING FOR A ROWBOAT RIDE WITH PATTY. 76 00:03:40,572 --> 00:03:42,226 JUST WAITING FOR HER TO PUT ON HER MAKEUP. 77 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,664 YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES A KRABBY PATTY TO GET READY. 78 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:48,406 WELL, THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS A SNAKE WITH NO SLITHER. 79 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,887 PATTIES ARE PUT IN THE WATER FOR EATIN', SPONGEBOB. 80 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,716 NOT FOR BEBOPPIN' ALL OVER TIMBUKTU. 81 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:55,152 PATTY. 82 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:57,415 YEAH, WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN WITH THAT. 83 00:03:57,459 --> 00:03:59,025 PATTY AND I HAVE TO BE ON OUR WAY. 84 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:01,724 I'VE BEEN REPLACED 85 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:04,553 BY A SANDWICH! 86 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:12,082 MAYBE I COULD MEET A LOVELY SANDWICH OF MY OWN. 87 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:15,694 YEAH, THAT'LL SHOW SPONGEBOB. 88 00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:11,533 HEY. 89 00:05:11,576 --> 00:05:13,535 LET GO OF HER, YOU PATTY-EATERS. 90 00:05:13,578 --> 00:05:15,319 NO, GET AWAY! 91 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:10,200 I'M COMING FOR YOU. 92 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,506 OH, NO. 93 00:06:11,549 --> 00:06:13,421 LOOK AT YOU. 94 00:06:13,464 --> 00:06:14,465 DON'T WORRY, PATTY. 95 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:16,598 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 96 00:06:16,641 --> 00:06:17,903 THERE YOU GO. 97 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:29,393 OH, PATTY. 98 00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:31,613 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS SIGNIFIES? 99 00:06:32,614 --> 00:06:34,833 MMM-HMM, THAT'S RIGHT. 100 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,748 IT'S OUR SIX-HOUR ANNIVERSARY. 101 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:38,794 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 102 00:06:38,837 --> 00:06:40,448 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, PATTY? 103 00:06:40,491 --> 00:06:41,753 YOU DON'T SEEM SO HOT. 104 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,320 DON'T FRET. 105 00:06:43,364 --> 00:06:44,800 I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 106 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:48,934 A DINNER AT THE FINEST RESTAURANT IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 107 00:06:48,978 --> 00:06:50,980 Mr. SQUIDWARD! 108 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:52,721 WHERE THE BARNACLES IS OUR FRY COOK? 109 00:06:52,764 --> 00:06:53,939 HE'S BEEN GONE ALL DAY. 110 00:06:53,983 --> 00:06:55,680 THAT BOY'S NEVER BEEN A WORK SHIRKER. 111 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:58,422 WE GOT A CROWD OF HUNGRY CUSTOMERS WAITING. 112 00:06:58,466 --> 00:06:59,597 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 113 00:06:59,641 --> 00:07:01,469 DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT'S KEEPER? 114 00:07:01,512 --> 00:07:03,558 WELL... ACTUALLY... 115 00:07:04,472 --> 00:07:06,604 WELL, GOOD DAY, SIRS. 116 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:08,171 AS IF ON CUE. 117 00:07:08,214 --> 00:07:10,216 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S WITH THE FANCY GETUP? 118 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:14,177 OH, I JUST GOT GUSSIED UP FOR MY SPECIAL DINNER DATE. 119 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,657 A DINNER DATE? 120 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,572 WELL, BLOW ME DOWN, BOY. 121 00:07:17,615 --> 00:07:19,051 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 122 00:07:19,095 --> 00:07:20,836 SO WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET THE LITTLE LADY? 123 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:22,751 BY THE WAY, IS SHE RICH? 124 00:07:22,794 --> 00:07:24,579 SHE'S RICH IN TASTE. 125 00:07:24,622 --> 00:07:27,973 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DATE ANYONE? 126 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:29,323 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. 127 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,802 SHE MUST BE BLIND. 128 00:07:30,846 --> 00:07:32,674 Mr. OOH, A LIMOUSINE. 129 00:07:32,717 --> 00:07:34,676 OH, THERE SHE IS. 130 00:07:34,719 --> 00:07:37,940 OH, I CAN JUST SMELL THE MONEY ALREADY. 131 00:07:40,725 --> 00:07:42,205 HERE WE ARE, DARLING. 132 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:44,338 THE BEST EATERY IN TOWN. 133 00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:50,692 HAROLD, AGAIN? 134 00:07:50,735 --> 00:07:52,476 MARTHA, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 135 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,782 IT IS NOT ME THIS TIME. 136 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:56,524 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S DISGUSTING. 137 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:58,700 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. YUCK. 138 00:07:58,743 --> 00:08:00,484 MR. KRABS, SQUIDWARD. 139 00:08:00,528 --> 00:08:01,877 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY DATE... 140 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:02,704 PATTY. 141 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:05,663 YOUR DATE'S A KRABBY PATTY? 142 00:08:05,707 --> 00:08:08,579 ME THINKS THE BOY'S REALLY LOST IT. 143 00:08:10,102 --> 00:08:12,366 WHAT IS THAT PUTRID ODOR? 144 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:16,370 OH, IT'S THE KRABBY PATTY. 145 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,415 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH THAT ROTTEN PIECE O' MEAT, BOY? 146 00:08:18,459 --> 00:08:21,287 THIS ISN'T A PIECE O' MEAT, MR. KRABS. 147 00:08:21,331 --> 00:08:22,680 SHE'S PATTY. 148 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:24,856 AND WE'RE ON A SPECIAL DATE TONIGHT 149 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,772 SO YOU DON'T MIND IF WE GET THE "MANAGER'S TREATMENT," DO YOU? 150 00:08:27,816 --> 00:08:29,557 SORRY BOY, NO CAN DO. 151 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,036 OH, REALLY? 152 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,430 MR. FIVER SAYS DIFFERENT. 153 00:08:33,474 --> 00:08:34,562 WHAT WAS THAT? 154 00:08:34,605 --> 00:08:35,693 I COULDN'T HEAR YA. 155 00:08:35,737 --> 00:08:36,868 HOW 'BOUT NOW? 156 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:37,913 ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SEAT. 157 00:08:37,956 --> 00:08:38,740 GRAZIE. 158 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,090 HERE YOU GO, MY DEAR. 159 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,875 A THRONE BEFITTING A QUEEN. 160 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,660 OH, GOOD EVENING, MONSIEUR. 161 00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:48,880 WHAT MIGHT WE HAVE ON THE MENU AT THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT? 162 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,621 WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW 163 00:08:50,665 --> 00:08:54,233 CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU WORK HERE, SOD FOR BRAINS. 164 00:08:54,277 --> 00:08:56,018 SPEAKING OF SOD... 165 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:57,846 WHY DON'T YOU GET RID OF THIS GARBAGE? 166 00:08:57,889 --> 00:08:59,413 IT'S STARTING TO STINK UP THE JOINT. 167 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,589 DON'T SAY SUCH A THING, SQUIDWARD. 168 00:09:01,632 --> 00:09:03,634 PATTY'S JUST A LITTLE SICK, IS ALL. 169 00:09:03,678 --> 00:09:04,940 WIGHT, LUBBIE-WUBBIE? 170 00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,463 I'LL SHOW YOU SICK. 171 00:09:06,507 --> 00:09:07,638 SQUIDWARD. 172 00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:09,205 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL PATTY? 173 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:10,772 BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 174 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:12,991 HOW BEAUTIFUL DO YOU THINK THIS IS? 175 00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:17,822 STOP IT, SQUIDWARD. 176 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:19,868 MAYBE YOU CAN'T SEE PATTY'S BEAUTY 177 00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:23,349 BUT TO ME SHE'S THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE IN THE SEA. 178 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:27,658 WELL, I DEFINITELY SEE I CAN'T HELP THE MENTALLY ATROPHIED. 179 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:29,138 GOOD-BYE, CREATURE. 180 00:09:29,181 --> 00:09:31,880 PAY YOU NO MIND TO THAT, WUBBIE-WUBBIE. 181 00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:34,665 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... 182 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:38,800 YEAH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 183 00:09:39,757 --> 00:09:42,151 PATTY? 184 00:09:44,327 --> 00:09:45,720 AHH! 185 00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:48,287 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? 186 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:50,159 I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN, BOY. 187 00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:52,640 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS IN LOVE, TOO. 188 00:09:52,683 --> 00:09:55,599 SHE WAS A KRABBY PATTY THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE YOURS DOES. 189 00:09:57,645 --> 00:10:00,561 WELL, MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 190 00:10:00,604 --> 00:10:03,433 SHE WAS A FIRM, JUICY, A WARM PATTY. 191 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,523 AND ATTRACTIVE- OH, SHE LOOKED GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. 192 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:09,178 SO... I DID. 193 00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:10,832 DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN' TO YOU, BOY? 194 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,182 UM, NOT QUITE, MR. KRABS. 195 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:17,578 KRABBY PATTIES ARE MEANT TO BE LOVED AND EATEN. 196 00:10:17,621 --> 00:10:19,710 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE PUT IN THE OCEAN FOR. 197 00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:21,973 AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOURS IS WAY PAST DUE. 198 00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:23,540 I SEE NOW. 199 00:10:23,584 --> 00:10:25,063 I SEE WHAT I MUST DO. 200 00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:28,458 OH, PATTY, MY DARLING. 201 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:29,807 BEFORE I DO THIS 202 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:32,549 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I ONLY DO IT OUT OF LOVE. 203 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,427 WELL DONE, BOY. 204 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:43,125 AND AS A REWARD FOR YOUR VALIANT EFFORT 205 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:45,214 I'LL ONLY CHARGE YOU 25 CENTS FOR THE PATTY. 206 00:10:45,257 --> 00:10:46,998 EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 207 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,784 CAN I GET A DOGGIE BAG WITH THAT? 208 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,585 COULD YOU PASS THE CHIPS, SPONGEBOB? 209 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:09,934 SORRY, PATRICK, WE'RE ALL OUT. 210 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,807 AW, BARNACLES. 211 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:14,809 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS DIP? 212 00:11:14,852 --> 00:11:15,679 PATRICK. 213 00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:18,552 WHAT ARE YOU TWO MORONS DOING? 214 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,684 WAITING TO WATCH THE SUNRISE... WITH YOU. 215 00:11:20,728 --> 00:11:22,599 AT 3:47 IN THE MORNING? 216 00:11:22,643 --> 00:11:23,208 UH-HUH. 217 00:11:23,252 --> 00:11:24,035 IN MY BEDROOM? 218 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:25,167 WE COME HERE EVERY MORNING. 219 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,951 YOU SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE 220 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:29,301 EVERY MORNING? 221 00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:29,911 UH-HUH. 222 00:11:31,652 --> 00:11:33,697 IT'S OUR FAVORITE PASTIME. 223 00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:39,007 AH, THE MEMORIES WE'VE SHARED, RIGHT IN THIS ROOM. 224 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,661 THEY'RE ALL HERE IN THIS MEMORY BOOK. 225 00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:43,533 HERE WE ARE ON THE 4th OF JULY. 226 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,624 AND VALENTINE'S DAY. 227 00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:49,800 OH, YOU LOOKED SO CUTE ON EASTER. 228 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,977 WHAT'S WRONG, SQUIDWARD? 229 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:56,677 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU 230 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,288 HAPPENS TO MY BRAIN EVERY TIME I SEE YOU? 231 00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:01,029 STORY TIME. 232 00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:02,770 CAN I TELL IT THIS TIME, SQUIDWARD? 233 00:12:02,813 --> 00:12:03,771 PRETTY PLEASE? 234 00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,077 WHENEVER SQUIDWARD SEES US 235 00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:10,125 THE STORM CLOUDS IN HIS BRAIN ROLL IN AND A NASTY STORM RAGES. 236 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,431 SO SQUIDWARD'S HAPPY GLAND IS FORCED TO TAKE SHELTER 237 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,651 IN THE RECESSES OF HIS MIND. 238 00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:17,045 BUT THE HAPPY GLAND CAN'T FIND A RECESS DEEP ENOUGH 239 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,787 SO HE GETS THE FLU AND HAS TO STAY IN BED UNTIL WE LEAVE. 240 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,266 AH-CHOO. 241 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:24,269 AND THAT IS WHY I WILL NEVER, FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE 242 00:12:24,313 --> 00:12:27,490 AND THROUGHOUT ALL TIME AND ETERNITY, EVER... 243 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,797 French Man: THREE HOURS LATER. 244 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,713 AND WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, I KNOW 245 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,540 THAT I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU TWO AGAIN. 246 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:35,454 SQUIDWARD? 247 00:12:35,498 --> 00:12:38,327 FOR AS LONG AS TIME SHALL STAND. 248 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,067 UH, SQUIDWARD? 249 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,634 WHAT? 250 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,071 OHH... 251 00:12:43,114 --> 00:12:45,421 THANKS FOR SHARING THIS MOMENT WITH US, SQUIDWARD. 252 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,205 GET OUT! 253 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,646 , PERFECT. 254 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:56,171 WOW, THAT'S A NICE ONE. 255 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,608 THANKS FOR INVITING US TO YOUR BIG FENCE-WARMING PARTY. 256 00:13:01,393 --> 00:13:02,873 OH, OF COURSE. 257 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:05,093 COME HAVE A SEAT. 258 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:07,486 THE PICNIC'S ABOUT TO START. 259 00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:09,619 OH, THIS IS SO NEAT. 260 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,796 I'VE NEVER PICNICKED ON A CATAPULT BEFORE, HAVE YOU, SPONGE... 261 00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:17,714 IT WORKED. 262 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,499 NOW I JUST TURN ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE... 263 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:22,719 NOW THEY'LL NEVER GET BACK IN. 264 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:27,028 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 265 00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:27,898 CAN WE, SQUIDWARD? HUH? 266 00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:29,247 WHAT? NO! 267 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,206 GET OUT. 268 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:31,772 BUT... 269 00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:32,686 NO! 270 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,599 YOU'RE GOING OUT THIS DOOR 271 00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,514 RIGHT... 272 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:36,820 YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, ARE YOU, SQUIDWARD? 273 00:13:36,864 --> 00:13:38,604 SQUIDWARD? 274 00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:39,127 SQUIDWARD? 275 00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:49,572 OK, THEN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME ALONE TIME. 276 00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,356 WE'LL BE AT THE PETTING ZOO IF YOU NEED US. 277 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:56,492 DO THEY HAVE CUTE SEAHORSES THERE? 278 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,624 YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY ADORABLE. 279 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:00,714 AND... AND THE LITTLE SCALLOPS 280 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,672 THAT NIBBLE ON YOUR FINGERS WHEN YOU FEED THEM? 281 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,673 OH, YEAH. 282 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,718 CAN I COME? 283 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:07,590 OOH... 284 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:08,983 YEAH! 285 00:14:09,026 --> 00:14:10,549 ♪ DUM, DUM 286 00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:27,915 GOOD NIGHT, SQUIDWARD. 287 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,351 HEY, PATRICK... 288 00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,614 DID YOU NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT SQUIDWARD? 289 00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:34,530 UH... NEW GLASSES? 290 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,227 NO, NO, I MEAN, HE SEEMS... HAPPIER. 291 00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,709 GOOD NIGHT, BIKINI BOTTOM! 292 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,363 I LOVE YOU! 293 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,759 HE'S PROBABLY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW GLASSES. 294 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:52,678 AH, AH... 295 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,075 GOOD MORNING, SPONGEBOB. 296 00:14:58,119 --> 00:14:59,685 "HONK". 297 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,731 SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 298 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,428 YOU WERE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 299 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:04,690 WATCHING THE SUN RISE 300 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:08,346 TOGETHER IS MUCH BETTER. 301 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,263 OH YEAH, I FORGOT, IT'S THE NEW SQUIDWARD. 302 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:14,178 I GUESS I BETTER GET READY FOR WORK. 303 00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:21,577 BOY, THE NEW SQUIDWARD SURE IS FRIENDLY. 304 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,497 THE NEW SQUIDWARD SURE IS HELPFUL. 305 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:35,504 AHH... HUH? 306 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,510 THE NEW SQUIDWARD SURE IS HYGIENIC. 307 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,646 BOY, THE NEW SQUIDWARD SURE IS CHUMMY. 308 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,566 AHH... THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. 309 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:57,831 JUST ME, MY GRILL... 310 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,397 AND YOU, MR. SMILEY FACE KRABBY PATTY. 311 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,877 NO ONE CAN COME BETWEEN US. 312 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,879 HELLO, SPONGEBOB. AH! MR. SQUIDWARD. 313 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,272 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUT FRONT? 314 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:05,926 I WANTED TO HELP YOU WORK. 315 00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:06,970 WHAT? 316 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:08,711 OH, THAT'S SILLY TALK, SQUIDWARD. 317 00:16:08,754 --> 00:16:10,104 I'M CHIEF FRY COOK. 318 00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:12,715 AND WE FRY COOK'S WORK ALONE. 319 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:13,890 AND, UH... 320 00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:16,719 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET DISTRACTED 321 00:16:16,762 --> 00:16:18,634 WHILE WE'RE COOKING, SQUIDWARD. 322 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,201 Mr. MR. SQUIDWARD! 323 00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:22,768 STOP DISTRACTING SPONGEBOB AND SERVICE THE CUSTOMERS. 324 00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,640 HOW ARE WE TODAY? 325 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,946 EVERYTHING A-OK HERE? 326 00:16:25,989 --> 00:16:27,730 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 327 00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:28,513 HOW'S YOUR MEAL? 328 00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:29,775 ANYONE NEED TARTAR SAUCE? 329 00:16:30,385 --> 00:16:31,995 I HAVE AN IDEA. 330 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:35,694 HOW 'BOUT A FREE KRUSTY KRAB JR. CREW HAT FOR THE LITTLE TYKE? 331 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:36,695 MOMMY... 332 00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:38,697 I'M SCARED. 333 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,612 WHO WANTS A FREE REFILL? 334 00:16:40,656 --> 00:16:42,527 DID SOMEONE JUST SAY "FREE"? 335 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,442 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE? 336 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,096 HE, HE... 337 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:49,360 HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TARTAR SAUCE 338 00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:52,668 AND THEN HE GAVE ME A FREE HAT. 339 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,365 FREE! 340 00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,627 MR. SQUIDWARD. 341 00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:56,759 YES, SIR. 342 00:16:56,802 --> 00:16:58,065 LISTEN UP. 343 00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,588 ME CUSTOMERS COME HERE 344 00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:02,069 FOR CHEAP FOOD AND VERBAL ABUSE. 345 00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,679 AND IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT 346 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,811 GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WITH SPONGEBOB. 347 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,166 SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 348 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:13,732 MR. KRABS TOLD ME TO HELP YOU. 349 00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:16,083 SO I MADE KRABBY PATTIES, SEE? 350 00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:18,694 [TSK, TSK, TSK], OH, THESE WILL NEVER DO. 351 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,175 BESIDES, IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE. 352 00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:22,916 YOU'D NEVER BE UP TO IT, SORRY. 353 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,700 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE PATTIES? 354 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,702 OH, THESE ARE NO GOOD, MR. KRABS. 355 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,529 SQUIDWARD MADE THEM. 356 00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:28,704 THEY LOOK OK TO ME. 357 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,488 BUT HE'S NOT A REAL FRY COOK. 358 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:31,620 HE IS NOW. 359 00:17:31,663 --> 00:17:33,274 GIVE HIM AN APRON AND PUT HIM TO WORK. 360 00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:35,754 Mr. YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT BE AS GOOD A FRY COOK AS YOU. 361 00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:42,544 WOW, SPONGEBOB. 362 00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:45,721 YOU'VE BEEN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH A GAZILLION TIMES. 363 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,115 I WISH I COULD BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 364 00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,682 ACTUALLY SQUIDWARD, IN POINT OF FACT 365 00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:53,468 I'VE BEEN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH A GAZILLION AND SIX TIMES. 366 00:17:53,511 --> 00:17:54,556 KEEP DREAMIN'. 367 00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:55,209 Mr. SPONGEBOB! 368 00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:56,384 YES, MR. KRABS? 369 00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:58,125 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 370 00:17:58,168 --> 00:17:59,735 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 371 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,564 Mr. A SMILEY FACE WITH DIMPLES? 372 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,871 DIMPLES? 373 00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:06,829 IT WAS HIM. 374 00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:08,396 NEW SQUIDWARD DID IT. 375 00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:09,658 Mr. MR. SQUIDWARD. 376 00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:10,833 YES, SIR. 377 00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:13,357 I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU, MISTER... 378 00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,926 OH, I JUST LOVE THOSE LITTLE KETCHUP DIMPLES YOU DO. 379 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,189 YOU'RE ME NEW EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 380 00:18:21,713 --> 00:18:23,715 SPECIAL DELIVERY. 381 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:27,676 FOR THIS MONTH'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 382 00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:29,112 I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE. 383 00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:31,593 AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW. 384 00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:33,769 NO, REALLY, WHO IS IT? 385 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,031 I DON'T KNOW. 386 00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,599 THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS OVER THERE. 387 00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:40,167 HOORAY! OH? 388 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,738 SPONGEBOB? YES? 389 00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:48,871 I WANT YOU TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, OK? 390 00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:50,829 AND THEN I WANT YOU TO... 391 00:18:50,873 --> 00:18:51,917 UM-HM. 392 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,571 HELP ME SPELL SQUIDWARD. 393 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,356 OK. 394 00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:00,839 THANKS, SPONGEBOB. 395 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,972 PARTY AT MY HOUSE! 396 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,810 ENJOYING THE PARTY, SPONGEBOB? 397 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:18,074 HOW'S THE CAKE, SPONGEBOB? 398 00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:19,815 IT'S OK, SQUIDWARD. 399 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,122 IT'S A VERY OK CAKE. 400 00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:25,255 I LOVE BEING EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 401 00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:28,563 OH, SO WHAT IF NEW SQUIDWARD IS A BETTER COOK THAN YOU. 402 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:30,304 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 403 00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:33,307 AND SO WHAT IF SQUIDWARD REPLACED YOU AS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 404 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,571 AND SO WHAT IF NEW SQUIDWARD IS POGO DANCING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. 405 00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:40,053 POGO DANCING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND? 406 00:19:46,624 --> 00:19:48,670 OHH! 407 00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:51,499 STOP! 408 00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,678 MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB. 409 00:19:56,721 --> 00:19:58,941 AND MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE MY PLACE 410 00:19:58,984 --> 00:20:00,769 ON THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH WALL OF FAME. 411 00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:01,726 BUT NOBODY... 412 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:04,512 AND I MEAN NOBODY 413 00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:07,950 POGO DANCES WITH THAT GUY BUT ME. 414 00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,821 NOW DO YOURSELF A BIG, FAT FAVOR 415 00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:11,345 AND GET OUT, BUB. 416 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,403 YOU KNOW, PATRICK 417 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:29,450 MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE HARD ON NEW SQUIDWARD. 418 00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:31,800 I MEAN, HE MIGHT BE A GOOD FRY COOK 419 00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:33,932 AND HE MIGHT HAVE HIS PICTURE ON THE WALL 420 00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:37,806 BUT I STILL HAVE THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 421 00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:39,808 I KNOW, I'LL GO APOLOGIZE. 422 00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:41,375 COME ON. 423 00:20:45,988 --> 00:20:47,816 SQUIDWARD, I JUST WANNA SAY 424 00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:50,166 I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO SELFISH AND YELLING AT YOU AND ALL. 425 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,733 I MEAN, WHO CARES ABOUT COOKING 426 00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:53,822 AND PICTURES ON THE WALL AND DANCING? 427 00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:55,737 WE'RE BIGGER THAN THAT, RIGHT? 428 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,088 SO IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES 429 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,568 THEN I'M WILLING TO MEET YOU HALFWAY. 430 00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,700 WHAT DO YOU SAY, BUDDY? 431 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:03,788 PUT 'ER THERE. 432 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,704 HE'S TOO PROUD. 433 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,620 OH, I'LL JUST MEET YOU ALL THE WAY. 434 00:21:09,664 --> 00:21:11,796 LAY ONE ON ME, PAL. 435 00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:19,456 HEY, HEY, I WANNA DANCE FUNNY, TOO. 436 00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:28,030 SPONGEBOB, PATRICK... 437 00:21:28,073 --> 00:21:29,597 WHAT ARE YOU TWO STILL DOING HERE? 438 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,643 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 439 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:36,169 YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 440 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,693 I DON'T NEED THIS AGGRAVATION. 441 00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:42,131 WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE?