1 00:00:05,696 --> 00:00:07,317 MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? 2 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,007 I'D LIKE THATTABLE BY THE WINDOW. 3 00:00:09,041 --> 00:00:10,834 AS SOON AS THE PRESENT CUSTOMERS ARE DONE WITH IT. 4 00:00:11,007 --> 00:00:12,248 THEY LIKE TO CHEW THEIR FOOD THOROUGHLY. 5 00:00:13,145 --> 00:00:17,731 97, 98, 99... 6 00:00:17,765 --> 00:00:19,593 DON'T RUSH ME, WOMAN! 7 00:00:19,765 --> 00:00:22,386 PERHAPS THIS WILL SPEED UP THE PROCESS. 8 00:00:22,558 --> 00:00:24,421 HOW WILL THAT HELP THEM CHEW FASTER? 9 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:25,834 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 10 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:27,386 NO PROBLEM, I WAS JUST TELLING THIS CUSTOMER 11 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:29,145 HE HAS TO WAIT FOR HIS FAVORITE TABLE. 12 00:00:29,421 --> 00:00:31,765 FIVE BUCKS IF I GET THE TABLE NOW. 13 00:00:31,938 --> 00:00:33,386 AH...! 14 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:34,903 OH, MY HIP. 15 00:00:35,455 --> 00:00:36,662 ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 16 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:38,524 LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 17 00:00:38,696 --> 00:00:40,283 WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THE TABLE? 18 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:44,179 "MONEY TALKS". 19 00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:45,834 I DIDN'T KNOW MONEY COULD TALK. 20 00:00:46,007 --> 00:00:47,662 DID IT TELL YOU TO KICK THOSE OLD PEOPLE OUT? 21 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,455 WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST OLD PEOPLE? 22 00:00:49,627 --> 00:00:51,352 DON'T GO GOOFY ON ME, BOY. 23 00:00:51,524 --> 00:00:53,145 MONEY CAN'T REALLY TALK. 24 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:54,938 ONLY FISH CAN TALK. 25 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:56,903 WOULDN'T IT BE NEAT IF MONEY COULD TALK? 26 00:00:57,076 --> 00:00:58,214 YEAH. 27 00:00:58,386 --> 00:01:00,696 WAIT A MINUTE. 28 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,283 WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? 29 00:01:03,455 --> 00:01:04,662 I THINK MR. KRABS IS GONNA SING. 30 00:01:04,696 --> 00:01:05,765 OH, GREAT. 31 00:01:30,317 --> 00:01:32,076 UH, NO THANKS, I GOT TO GO. 32 00:01:32,248 --> 00:01:33,455 I REALLY HAVE TO PEE. 33 00:01:47,145 --> 00:01:48,283 WHAT DID I MISS? 34 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:55,007 PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS? 35 00:01:55,179 --> 00:01:56,696 HABLE ESPANOL? 36 00:01:56,731 --> 00:01:59,283 OO-YAY EAK-SPAY IG-PAY ATIN-LAY? 37 00:01:59,455 --> 00:02:00,593 MM-HMM. 38 00:02:00,627 --> 00:02:02,386 MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE YOU TALK. 39 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:03,938 TALK! 40 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:05,800 YOU'RE BEIN' TOO HARD ON THE LITTLE GUY. 41 00:02:05,972 --> 00:02:07,455 YOU CAN TALK TO ME. 42 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,421 I'M YOUR FRIEND. 43 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:13,317 I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO TALK TO MONEY. 44 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:15,110 ANYTHING! 45 00:02:16,765 --> 00:02:18,076 ANYTHING? 46 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:19,179 YOU? 47 00:02:19,214 --> 00:02:20,662 THAT'S RIGHT. 48 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:23,627 'TIS I, THE OMINOUS FLYING DUTCHMAN. 49 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,627 I'LL GRANT YOUR WISH. 50 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,421 BUT IT'LL COST YOU. 51 00:02:28,593 --> 00:02:30,558 YEAH, YEAH, MY IMMORTAL SOUL. 52 00:02:30,731 --> 00:02:32,007 I'VE HEARD THAT SPEECH BEFORE. 53 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:33,248 WHA...? 54 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,662 WELL, UH, GREAT. 55 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,558 BUT BE WARNED! 56 00:02:36,731 --> 00:02:37,903 YEAH, YEAH, SKIP THE LECTURE. 57 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,731 I WANT WHAT'S COMING TO ME. 58 00:02:39,765 --> 00:02:42,593 HUMPH, YOU'RE NO FUN AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT? 59 00:02:42,765 --> 00:02:44,076 HEY, IS THAT PIXIE DUST? 60 00:02:47,283 --> 00:02:49,110 UH, UH. 61 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,007 OOH, THAT WAS A STRANGE DREAM. 62 00:02:53,179 --> 00:02:55,041 Male voice: YOU THINK THAT WAS A STRANGE DREAM? 63 00:02:55,214 --> 00:02:57,662 I DREAMT I WAS TRAPPED IN A PRISON MADE OF PEANUT BUTTER. 64 00:02:57,834 --> 00:02:59,283 WHO SAID THAT? Male voice: DOWN HERE. 65 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:01,076 HEY, IT'S A NICKEL. 66 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,076 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BELLY BUTTON, LITTLE FELLA? 67 00:03:04,248 --> 00:03:07,558 I GOT STUCK IN THERE DURING YOUR LAST COIN SHOWER. 68 00:03:07,731 --> 00:03:09,041 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 69 00:03:11,283 --> 00:03:13,179 DO YOUHAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME? 70 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,731 YEAH, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? 71 00:03:15,903 --> 00:03:17,317 OH, IT WORKED. 72 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,765 I CAN TALK TO MONEY. 73 00:03:21,662 --> 00:03:24,593 PLEASE, DON'T START SINGING AGAIN. 74 00:03:24,765 --> 00:03:26,248 DON'T WORRY, DARLINGS. 75 00:03:26,421 --> 00:03:29,110 SOON YOU'LL BE REJOINED WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 76 00:03:30,765 --> 00:03:33,110 OH, MY, WHY DON'T YOU KISS ME LIKE THAT? 77 00:03:33,283 --> 00:03:34,352 DON'T START. 78 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:36,938 THAT'LL BE $5. 79 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:38,145 HEY, DUDES. 80 00:03:38,179 --> 00:03:39,731 RUN, JUMP! 81 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:41,765 JUMP OUT, JUMP OUT! 82 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:46,972 GOOD MORNING, MY DARLINGS. 83 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,524 GOOD MORNING, MR. KRABS. 84 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,110 YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME. 85 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:53,731 YAY! 86 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:55,696 SPONGEBOB, I DID IT. 87 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,455 I CAN TALK TO MONEY. 88 00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:58,731 GO AHEAD, SAY HELLO. 89 00:03:58,765 --> 00:04:01,386 HELLO... MONEY. 90 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:06,248 OH, AREN'T THEY A RIOT? 91 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:08,869 I'M REALLY STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT MR. KRABS. 92 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,248 I'M WORRIED HE JUST LEFT WITH MY PAYCHECK. 93 00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:15,662 NOW THAT WE'RE ALONE, LET'S TELL EACH OTHER SECRETS. 94 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,903 WHAT KIND OF SECRETS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 95 00:04:18,076 --> 00:04:19,834 YEAH, WE LIVE IN A SAFE. 96 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:21,455 YOU GOT ANY FRIENDS YOU COULD INVITE OVER? 97 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,455 AREN'T WE ENOUGH FOR YOU? 98 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:24,662 WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? 99 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:26,041 YEAH! 100 00:04:26,214 --> 00:04:27,938 NOTHING, NOTHING, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 101 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:30,627 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT SOME COMPANY 102 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,386 YOU KNOW, TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 103 00:04:32,558 --> 00:04:36,110 WHY DON'T YOU ASK WHAT WOULD MAKE US HAPPY? 104 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:39,800 OK, SO HOW CAN I MAKE YOU HAPPY? 105 00:04:40,007 --> 00:04:41,214 SPEND US. WHAT? 106 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:42,524 WE'RE MONEY. 107 00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:44,007 IT'S IN OUR NATURE. 108 00:04:44,179 --> 00:04:46,007 I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THAT SAFE FOR EIGHT YEARS. 109 00:04:46,179 --> 00:04:49,765 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SPENT ON A FAIRY PRINCESS OUTFIT. 110 00:04:49,938 --> 00:04:51,179 WHAT? NO WAY. 111 00:04:51,352 --> 00:04:53,800 I WANT TO BE SPENT ON CORN DOGS. 112 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,869 I WANT TO BE SPENT ON DIAPERS. 113 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:58,145 YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. 114 00:04:58,317 --> 00:04:59,903 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 115 00:04:59,938 --> 00:05:01,869 I AM NOT SPENDING YOU ON CORN DOGS, DIAPERS 116 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:04,834 OR FAIRY PRINCESS OUTFITS. 117 00:05:05,317 --> 00:05:07,421 DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING OK? 118 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:09,386 UNFORTUNATELY. 119 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:11,317 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 120 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,283 MR. KRABS, LOOKIN' GOOD. 121 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:18,007 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MR. KRABS? 122 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,421 I DON'T KNOW. 123 00:05:19,593 --> 00:05:21,455 HE'S ACTING KIND OF WEIRD. 124 00:05:21,627 --> 00:05:23,593 SPEND US. 125 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:25,731 SPEND US. 126 00:05:25,903 --> 00:05:28,490 SPEND US. 127 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,248 I CAN'T SPEND ALL OF YOU. 128 00:05:30,421 --> 00:05:32,558 AND NONE OF YOU WANT TO BE SPENT ON STUFF I WANT. 129 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:35,317 SPEND US. 130 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:38,007 AH, YOU'RE ALL SHALLOW AND SELF-ABSORBED. 131 00:05:38,179 --> 00:05:39,869 WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN YOU? 132 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,869 SPEND US. 133 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,731 I'M NOT LISTENING. 134 00:05:43,903 --> 00:05:45,765 SPEND US. 135 00:05:45,938 --> 00:05:47,386 I'M NOT... 136 00:05:47,558 --> 00:05:48,627 SPONGEBOB? 137 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:50,041 HI, MR. KRABS. 138 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:51,110 I JUST CAME BY TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T 139 00:05:51,145 --> 00:05:52,352 YOU KNOW, TOTALLY INSANE. 140 00:05:53,903 --> 00:05:56,662 TAKE THIS BAG AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE AND BURY IT. 141 00:05:58,938 --> 00:06:00,455 OOH, OOH- WHAT HAVE I DONE? 142 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,007 GIVE ME THAT BACK. 143 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,972 OK, GLAD YOU'RE NOT INSANE. 144 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:08,041 DUTCHMAN, YOU CHEATED ME. 145 00:06:08,214 --> 00:06:11,386 TAKE THIS HORRIBLE CURSE AWAY. 146 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:13,696 I WANT A REFUND. 147 00:06:13,869 --> 00:06:16,765 ALL SALES ARE FINAL FROM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN 148 00:06:16,938 --> 00:06:19,834 ESPECIALLY FOR A SELFISH SHELLFISH LIKE YOURSELF. 149 00:06:20,007 --> 00:06:21,765 TRY SAYING THAT THREE TIMES FAST. 150 00:06:21,938 --> 00:06:24,145 YOUR SOUL'S GOING IN ME FANNY PACK OF DESPAIR. 151 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,490 NOW PAY UP. 152 00:06:27,662 --> 00:06:28,696 HUH? 153 00:06:28,869 --> 00:06:30,593 AN I.O.U.? 154 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,662 HEE-HEE, YEAH, WELL, I SORT OF SOLD MY SOUL ALREADY. 155 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,490 WHAT? TO WHO? 156 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:36,938 THOSE GUYS. 157 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:39,248 WE WERE HERE FIRST, POPS. 158 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:42,110 WE'VE ALL GOT A CLAIM ON KRABS' SOUL. 159 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:44,283 GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. 160 00:06:44,455 --> 00:06:47,490 NOW, NOW, I'M SURE WE CAN SORT THIS OUT. 161 00:06:50,214 --> 00:06:52,041 YOU TOO, SPONGEBOB? 162 00:06:52,214 --> 00:06:53,834 HE WAS $5 SHORT ON PAYDAY. 163 00:07:06,696 --> 00:07:08,352 AHOY, MATEYS. 164 00:07:08,524 --> 00:07:11,214 TODAY I'LL BE SPINNING A TALE YOU WON'T SOON FORGET. 165 00:07:11,386 --> 00:07:14,800 IT'S CALLED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS VS. THE PATTY GADGET. 166 00:07:14,972 --> 00:07:16,800 NOW SPONGEBOB WAS WORKING. 167 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:18,593 HIS EYE ON THE GRILL 168 00:07:18,627 --> 00:07:20,903 TILL HE HEARD A SHARP SOUND THAT GAVE HIM A CHILL. 169 00:07:21,076 --> 00:07:22,041 WHAT'S GOING ON? 170 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:23,593 WHAT COULD IT MEAN? 171 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:25,765 WOW, IT'S A DEEP-FRY PATTY COOKIN' MACHINE. 172 00:07:27,421 --> 00:07:29,179 AND HIDING BEHIND IT, WHO DO WE SEE? 173 00:07:29,352 --> 00:07:30,903 NONE OTHER THAN SQUIDWARD 174 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,903 AND HIS BAD FACE ACNE. HEY! 175 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:35,800 WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION YOU'VE HAULED INTO ME PLACE? 176 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:37,455 A MIRACLE, A MARVEL. 177 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:39,800 IT WILL COOK KRABBY PATTIES AT A FABULOUS PACE. 178 00:07:39,972 --> 00:07:41,041 BUT HOW ARE THE PATTIES? 179 00:07:41,076 --> 00:07:42,110 I MEAN, HOW DO THEY TASTE? 180 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:43,731 I'LL LET YOU TRY ONE. 181 00:07:43,903 --> 00:07:46,490 SHOVE THIS IN YOUR FACE. 182 00:07:46,524 --> 00:07:48,248 I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PATTY WAS YUMMY. 183 00:07:48,421 --> 00:07:51,007 THOUGH IT SITS LIKE A ROCK WHEN IT LANDS IN ME TUMMY. 184 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,386 BUT I'VE GOT ME A FRY COOK 185 00:07:52,558 --> 00:07:53,731 AND HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME. 186 00:07:53,903 --> 00:07:55,558 AH, BUT THIS GIZMO IS FASTER 187 00:07:55,731 --> 00:07:57,007 AND YOU WON'T PAY IT A DIME. 188 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,627 YOUR MACHINE SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL 189 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,972 BUT HOW MUCH DOES IT COST? 190 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,938 HMM, JUST FIRE SPONGEBOB 191 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:03,696 AND TELL HIM GET LOST. 192 00:08:03,869 --> 00:08:06,248 THE MACHINE WANTED HIS JOB TO MAKE SPONGEBOB QUIT 193 00:08:06,421 --> 00:08:08,041 AND SPONGEBOB DIDN'T LIKE IT. 194 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:10,076 NO, NOT ONE BIT. 195 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:12,903 PUSHING HIS GRILL, SPONGEBOB BURST THROUGH THE DOOR. 196 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,696 I CHALLENGE YOUR GADGET. 197 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,076 I DECLARE PATTY WAR. 198 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:20,110 WITH THREE LITTLE WORDS, KRABS STARTED THE SHOW. 199 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:21,834 FLAG RAISED IN THE AIR, HE CRIED 200 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,455 READY, SET, GO...! 201 00:08:24,627 --> 00:08:26,869 QUICK AS A FLASH, SQUIDWARD PULLED THE BIG LEVER. 202 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,627 THEN SAT BACK AND WATCHED, FEELING, OH, SO QUITE CLEVER. 203 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,524 SPONGEBOB WITH SPATULA HELD TIGHT IN HIS FIST, 204 00:08:32,696 --> 00:08:34,938 FLUNG 20 PATTIES, NOT A SINGLE ONE MISSED. 205 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:37,041 THE CROWD WAS IMPRESSED. 206 00:08:37,076 --> 00:08:38,248 WOW! 207 00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:40,110 THEY CHEERED FULL OF GLEE. 208 00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:41,972 ALL EXCEPT PATRICK, WHO HAD TO GO PEE. 209 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:44,145 A NOISE AND A CLATTER CAME FROM THE MACHINE. 210 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:47,007 AND OUT POPPED THE PATTIES IN A BURST OF HOT STEAM. 211 00:08:47,179 --> 00:08:48,214 THE GADGET WAS FAST. 212 00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:49,972 ITS FIRST BATCH COMPLETED. 213 00:08:50,145 --> 00:08:51,524 BUT SPONGEBOB YELLED OUT 214 00:08:51,696 --> 00:08:53,179 "I WON'T BE DEFEATED"! 215 00:08:53,352 --> 00:08:54,938 HE TOOK IN SOME AIR. 216 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,593 SPONGEBOB SWELLED HIS PHYSIQUE. 217 00:08:56,765 --> 00:08:59,179 THEN DOZENS OF PATTIES FILLED UP HIS CHEEKS. 218 00:08:59,214 --> 00:09:01,179 HE STRAINED AND HE SWEATED. 219 00:09:01,214 --> 00:09:03,007 HE SUMMONED HIS WILL. 220 00:09:03,179 --> 00:09:04,972 AND SHOT KRABBY PATTIES, RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL. 221 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,179 "NOT BAD" 222 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,524 YELLED OUT SQUIDWARD. 223 00:09:07,558 --> 00:09:09,283 A REALLY GOOD TRY. 224 00:09:09,455 --> 00:09:11,731 BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST MY MACHINE SET ON HIGH. 225 00:09:11,903 --> 00:09:13,179 THE GIZMO, IT SHUDDERED. 226 00:09:13,214 --> 00:09:14,938 IT CLATTERED, IT SHOOK. 227 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:16,317 AND AS SQUIDWARD LAUGHED: HA, HA. 228 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,110 SANDY SAID:"WHAT A SCHNOOK". 229 00:09:18,145 --> 00:09:20,110 BUT OL' SPONGEBOB CRIED OUT 230 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,110 "I WON'T LOSE TO THAT THING"! 231 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,662 THEN HE RAISED UP TWO SPATULAS 232 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,352 AND LEAPT LIKE A SPRING. 233 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,179 HIS HANDS WERE A BLUR, THE PATTIES WENT FLYING. 234 00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:29,145 HE FRIED UP A HUNDRED WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. 235 00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:32,007 SQUIDWARD WAS WORRIED, SPONGEBOB COULDN'T BE BEAT. 236 00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:33,938 I GOT ONE LAST CHANCE, I'LL TURN UP THE HEAT. 237 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:35,938 HE STRUGGLED AND STRAINED 238 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,283 TILL HIS FACE TURNED DARK BLUE. 239 00:09:37,455 --> 00:09:39,076 THEN THE LEVER MOVED FORWARD 240 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:40,696 AND BROKE RIGHT IN TWO. 241 00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:42,076 THE GADGET BUCKLED AND SPARKED. 242 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,903 IT CRACKED LIKE A GUN. 243 00:09:44,076 --> 00:09:45,627 SO SQUIDWARD TOOK OFF YELLING 244 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,248 "LET ME KNOW IF I'VE WON". 245 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,076 LIGHTNING FLEW FROM ITS MAW. 246 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,076 IT LOOKED READY TO BURST. 247 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:53,627 BUT SPONGEBOB, STILL STANDING, YELLED 248 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,869 "FOUL BEAST, DO YOUR WORST". 249 00:09:55,903 --> 00:09:59,179 THE PATTIES CAME FLYING BY TWOS AND BY THREES. 250 00:09:59,352 --> 00:10:01,731 BY DOZENS, BY HUNDREDS, OH, IT WAS SOMETHING TO SEE. 251 00:10:01,903 --> 00:10:03,076 AYE, THAT MACHINE, IT WAS FAST. 252 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:05,179 BUT SPONGEBOB WAS FASTER. 253 00:10:05,214 --> 00:10:07,765 HE'D PROVE TO THAT THING THAT HE WAS ITS MASTER. 254 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:10,972 THE GADGET BLEW INTO BITS AND DIED WITH A BOOM. 255 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:12,662 THE BLAST WAS SO LOUD 256 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:13,903 IT WOKE KING NEPTUNE. 257 00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:15,386 WHAT'S THAT? 258 00:10:15,558 --> 00:10:17,455 IT WAS ALL OVER, FINISHED AND DONE. 259 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:19,248 WITH HIS HEAD HELD UP HIGH 260 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,248 SPONGEBOB KNEW HE HAD WON. PHEW. 261 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,179 THE CROWD YELLED, "HOORAY 262 00:10:23,352 --> 00:10:25,869 SQUIDWARD'S NAME IS NOW MUD"! 263 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,145 BUT AS THEY WERE CHEERING 264 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:28,662 SPONGEBOB FELL WITH A THUD. 265 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,283 UNH. 266 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,076 THE SERVICE WAS SHORT. 267 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,110 TEARS SHED WITH REGRET. 268 00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:37,593 SQUIDWARD, IT SEEMED, WAS THE ONE MOST UPSET. 269 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:43,558 WHOO, YEAH! 270 00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:45,248 WHAT'S THAT? 271 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,352 YOU THOUGHT SPONGEBOB WAS BURIED DOWN THERE? 272 00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:49,076 THEY JUST BURIED THE GADGET 273 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,041 HA-HA, THIS I SWEAR. 274 00:10:51,214 --> 00:10:54,145 WELL, THAT ENDS ME TALE, STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK. 275 00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:55,662 NOW I GOT TO GO AND POLISH ME HOOK. 276 00:11:11,869 --> 00:11:13,352 WELL, SQUIDWARD, OL' BOY 277 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:16,076 ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO GO WIN THAT DANCING TROPHY 278 00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:17,903 AND GIVE IT A HOME. 279 00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:21,593 AFTER ALL, NOBODY EVER WORKED HARDER TO GET IT THAN YOU. 280 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,490 ALL THOSE YEARS OF TRAINING WITH THE MASTERS. 281 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:28,248 YOUR TIRELESS EFFORT TO KEEP YOUR INSTRUMENT SUPPLE. 282 00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:31,869 NOT TO MENTION YOUR WEEKLY THIGH WAXING. 283 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,731 AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GO GET IT. 284 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,283 SO, LET'S DO IT. 285 00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:37,834 WHOO...! 286 00:11:40,214 --> 00:11:41,972 TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK. 287 00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:44,110 WANT TO GIVE ME A RULING, SPONGEBOB? 288 00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:46,317 SORRY, SQUIDWARD, YOU GOT TO GO LOWER TO WIN. 289 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,593 WHAT? 290 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:48,800 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? 291 00:11:48,972 --> 00:11:50,352 WE'RE LIMBO DANCING 292 00:11:50,524 --> 00:11:51,869 TO GET READY FOR THE DANCE-A-THON AUDITIONS. 293 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,041 WE'RE GONNA WIN THE TROPHY. 294 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,110 HA, THE TWO OF YOU? 295 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:57,179 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 296 00:11:57,214 --> 00:11:58,455 COME HERE... SEE THAT? 297 00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:00,386 THAT'S WHERE THE TROPHY'S GOING. 298 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:02,627 OOH... 299 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,627 YOU BUILT US A TROPHY CASE FOR WHEN WE WIN? 300 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,179 OH, YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND. 301 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,179 NO, YOU TWITS. 302 00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:12,214 I BUILT THAT TROPHY CASE FOR ME WHEN IWIN. 303 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,524 I'M GOING TO ACE THE TRYOUTS TODAY 304 00:12:14,696 --> 00:12:16,558 AND THEN I'M GOING TO THE FINALS TOMORROW 305 00:12:16,731 --> 00:12:18,145 AND WIN THE TROPHY. 306 00:12:18,352 --> 00:12:21,352 I AM GOING FORTH TO MEET MY DESTINY. 307 00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:23,076 GOOD-BYE. 308 00:12:24,696 --> 00:12:26,248 RULING, SPONGEBOB? 309 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:27,869 I THINK WE BETTER RAISE THE BAR. 310 00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:36,179 HIYA, SQUIDWARD. 311 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,903 OH, GREAT. 312 00:12:38,076 --> 00:12:39,352 THE FLYING GAVONNE BROTHERS. 313 00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:41,834 JUST IGNORE THEM, SQUIDWARD. 314 00:12:42,007 --> 00:12:44,972 CONTESTANTS 51 AND 52 TO THE STAGE, PLEASE. 315 00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:46,145 WE'RE UP, PATRICK. 316 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:48,007 WISH US LUCK, SQUIDWARD. 317 00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:49,283 DO I KNOW YOU? 318 00:12:49,317 --> 00:12:51,179 YOU KIDDER. 319 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,110 LET'S GO, PATRICK. 320 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:55,558 POOR BOOBS, THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 321 00:12:58,214 --> 00:12:59,179 WELL, SEE YOU AT THE FINALS, SQUIDWARD. 322 00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:00,421 YOU ACTUALLY GOT IN? 323 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:02,007 YEP. 324 00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:04,248 HUMPH, IF THOSE TWO NITWITS MADE IT 325 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,524 THEN I'M A SHOO-IN. 326 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,834 CONTESTANT 53 TO THE STAGE, PLEASE. 327 00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:10,765 LOOK OUT, DANCING WORLD 328 00:13:10,938 --> 00:13:12,283 HERE COMES YOUR FUTURE. 329 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,558 MUSIC, PLEASE. 330 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,041 Male Judge: NEXT. 331 00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:33,248 EXCUSE ME? 332 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,317 YOU'RE DONE. 333 00:13:34,352 --> 00:13:36,110 YOU KNOW, NEXT CONTESTANT. 334 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,179 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, SORRY, MAC. 335 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:39,627 BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 336 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,283 I, I, I ALREADY BUILT A TROPHY CASE 337 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,386 WITH THE CUTEST LITTLE PLAQUE. 338 00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:47,145 IF I COULD JUST, JUST, JUST TOUCH IT. HEY! 339 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:49,041 BUT I, HEY... 340 00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:50,490 UNHAND ME, YOU BRUTES. 341 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:51,903 AH! 342 00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:00,007 SPONGEBOB? 343 00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,938 YOU'RE JUST NOT GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS THING, SQUIDWARD. 344 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,352 DOH, HELP ME UP. 345 00:14:03,524 --> 00:14:05,041 HOW'D THE AUDITION GO, SQUIDWARD? 346 00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:07,007 THE AUDITION? 347 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,627 MY TROPHY? 348 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,076 I MEAN, UH, UH... 349 00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:17,421 YEAH, THE AUDITION. 350 00:14:17,593 --> 00:14:22,248 EVIDENTLY, I'M SUCH A GREAT DANCER 351 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:26,248 THAT I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM THE COMPETITION FOR LIFE. 352 00:14:26,421 --> 00:14:28,869 WHOA. IMPRESSIVE. 353 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,386 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 354 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:32,145 WOULD YOU BE OUR COACH FOR THE FINALS? 355 00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,869 WHAT? 356 00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:36,076 I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN HELP YOU TWO DOPES. 357 00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:38,869 LIKE POLISHING YOUR EMPTY TROPHY CASE? 358 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,421 FINE. 359 00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:43,317 BUT I KEEP THE TROPHY WHEN WE WIN, DEAL? 360 00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:44,524 DEAL. 361 00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:45,938 OK. 362 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,110 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, PATRICK. 363 00:14:47,145 --> 00:14:48,524 OK, HERE I GO. 364 00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:51,386 WATCH ME NOW. 365 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,283 OOH, CRAMP! 366 00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:01,731 WELL, I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU, SPONGEBOB. 367 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,041 SHOW ME YOUR STUFF. 368 00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:05,317 READY, AND... 369 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,145 HAVING FUN? 370 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,765 YES, YES, I AM. 371 00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:24,248 SPONGEBOB, DANCING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 372 00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:26,352 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ART 373 00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,352 AND ART IS SUFFERING! 374 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,283 NOW, WE'LL START WITH SOME BALLET. 375 00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,214 WATCH MY FEET AND FOLLOW MY LEAD. 376 00:15:33,386 --> 00:15:37,041 READY, AND PLIE. 377 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:38,283 RELEVE. 378 00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:40,145 AND NOW, GRAND JETE- 379 00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:42,386 AHH... 380 00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,972 OH, WHERE AM I? 381 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,696 SEE IF I CAN FIND THE LIGHTS. 382 00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:49,662 AH...! 383 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,007 WAIT A MINUTE. 384 00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:54,455 OH! 385 00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:55,938 THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA. 386 00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,076 READY, SPONGEBOB? 387 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,386 READY. 388 00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:01,179 A ONE AND A TWO, AND PLIE. 389 00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:02,352 JETE. 390 00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:03,455 RELEVE. 391 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,903 NO, NO, NO. 392 00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:06,179 THIS WILL NEVER WORK. 393 00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:07,421 YOU'VE GOT TWO LEFT FEET. 394 00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:08,662 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 395 00:16:08,696 --> 00:16:09,834 GIVE ME THOSE. 396 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,145 UNH... 397 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,386 THAT'S BETTER. 398 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:14,558 OK, LET'S GO. 399 00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:16,352 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 400 00:16:16,524 --> 00:16:18,248 WHY ARE YOU MOVING YOUR ARMS LIKE THAT? 401 00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:19,731 I GUESS THEY'RE HAPPY. 402 00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:23,248 ARGH, HAND 'EM OVER. 403 00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:25,938 AND THE OTHER ONE, COME ON. 404 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,421 UNH... 405 00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:30,248 NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 406 00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:33,558 GEE, SQUIDWARD, WITH YOUR ARMS AND LEGS DOING ALL THE WORK 407 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,972 I'M NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING. 408 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:36,558 I THINK I SHOULD HELP. 409 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:38,731 ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LEADERSHIP? 410 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,041 WELL, I JUST... 411 00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:41,490 OK, HAND IT OVER. 412 00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:42,800 YOU KNOW WHAT, SQUIDWARD? 413 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,317 WHAT? 414 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:46,248 I THINK I'M SUFFERING FOR MY ART NOW. 415 00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:54,317 GOOD GRAVY. 416 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,800 GET A LOAD OF THE TALENT HERE. 417 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,421 OH, PLEASE. 418 00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:01,283 JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY BRILLIANT MOVES. 419 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,421 OOH. 420 00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:23,352 OH... 421 00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:32,593 OH MY GOODNESS. 422 00:17:32,765 --> 00:17:36,076 I AM HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH DIVINE TALENT. 423 00:17:36,248 --> 00:17:37,490 QUIT GROVELING. 424 00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:38,972 WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY? 425 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,386 THESE LOSERS ARE HERE TO WORSHIP US. 426 00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:42,593 I MEAN ME. 427 00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:44,179 BY THE END OF THE NIGHT 428 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:45,421 I'LL HAVE THEM ON THEIR KNEES 429 00:17:45,593 --> 00:17:47,317 JUST BEGGING FOR MORE. 430 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,386 Now that's what I like to call 431 00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:51,524 a hard act to follow. 432 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,800 Next up, we have SpongeBob SquarePants. 433 00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:57,317 OH, MAN. 434 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:58,627 I CAN'T WAIT. 435 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,145 I AM SOSTOKED ON DANCING RIGHT NOW. 436 00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:04,800 NOW BEFORE I BEGIN 437 00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:07,248 LET ME JUST THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. 438 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,421 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP IT? 439 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,386 AND LET MY DANCING DO THE TALKING. 440 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:20,696 WOW, SQUIDWARD, THE CROWD'S GONE SILENT. 441 00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,524 OF COURSE THEY HAVE. 442 00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:26,317 THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUE ARTISTE. 443 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,041 WHAT'S HE DOING? 444 00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:31,662 IS HE HURT? 445 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,662 I DON'T KNOW, MAN, BUT IT'S HURTING MY EYES. 446 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,490 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 447 00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:39,076 UH, SQUIDWARD? 448 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,455 HA, IF THEY THINK THAT'S GOOD 449 00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:42,352 WAIT TILL THEY SEE... 450 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,765 CRAMP! 451 00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:51,145 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 452 00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:53,627 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 453 00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:00,696 HUH? 454 00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:02,007 HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP. 455 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,076 HUH? WHAT'S THIS? 456 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,662 THAT'S KIND OF NICE. 457 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,938 HEY GUYS, COME CHECK THIS OUT. 458 00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:18,800 MUST FINISH DANCE... ON OTHER... 459 00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:26,558 UM, SQUIDWARD, IS THIS PART OF THE ACT? 460 00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:30,352 THE PAIN! 461 00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:39,283 BY UNANIMOUS DECISION, WE HAVE A WINNER. 462 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:41,731 MINE! 463 00:19:43,076 --> 00:19:44,834 I WON, I WON! 464 00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,524 NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN SUCH ZEST 465 00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:48,869 SUCH JOIE DE VIVRE. 466 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,972 OH, THANK YOU, YOU'RE TOO KIND. 467 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:56,214 BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE. 468 00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:58,283 WAIT, SPONGEBOB, NO! 469 00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:02,145 THE RULEBOOK CLEARLY STATES 470 00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:03,765 "A SINGLE DANCER MUST PERFORM 471 00:20:03,938 --> 00:20:06,386 WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ASSISTANCE FROM A PARTNER." 472 00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:08,627 THEREFORE, YOU'RE THE WINNER. 473 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,214 OH MAN, THE JIG'S UP, PEDRO. 474 00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:13,869 WE'RE GOIN' HOME. 475 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,938 IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO CALL A TAXI. 476 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,731 MERCIFUL NEPTUNE. 477 00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:22,248 ARE THERE ANY MORE CHEATERS? 478 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,696 OH, CRUD, WE'RE TWO DANCERS. 479 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:28,352 WE'RE NINE DANCERS ACTUALLY. 480 00:20:28,524 --> 00:20:30,283 DOES THIS COUNT? 481 00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:32,558 ISN'T THERE A SINGLE DANCER HERE 482 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,627 WHO IS NOT ASSISTED BY A PARTNER? 483 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,972 UH, WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 52 OVER THERE? 484 00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:45,558 IS HE ALONE? 485 00:20:45,731 --> 00:20:47,696 WELL, LET ME SEE. 486 00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:50,558 WHY, YES, HE IS A SINGLE DANCER. 487 00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,386 OH, WELL, THEN. 488 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,317 I GUESS HE WINS. 489 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,076 I LOVE YOUR NEW DANCE, PATRICK. 490 00:21:01,248 --> 00:21:02,903 THANKS. 491 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,696 French Narrator: EPILOGUE. 492 00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,558 TOMMY? 493 00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:10,317 I'VE GOT A FRESH LOAD OF LAUNDR... 494 00:21:12,765 --> 00:21:17,455 TOMMY, OH, OH, DEAR ME, NO! 495 00:21:17,627 --> 00:21:19,455 HELLO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 496 00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:21,317 MY SON! HE'S... 497 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,765 MOM, CALM DOWN. 498 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,283 I'M JUST DOING "THE CRAMP"! 499 00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:32,800 OH... OH, YOU KIDS 500 00:21:32,972 --> 00:21:35,076 AND YOUR CRAZY DANCE FADS. 501 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,248 HEY, EVERYBODY. 502 00:21:39,421 --> 00:21:41,145 LET'S ALL DO "THE CRAMP"! 503 00:21:41,317 --> 00:21:42,283 YEAH!