1 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,933 O.K., AND WOULD YOU LIKE ANY FRIES WITH THAT? 2 00:00:17,036 --> 00:00:20,140 HEY, IF I GET SOME KELP FRIES, WILL YOU GUYS SHARE 'EM WITH ME? 3 00:00:20,243 --> 00:00:22,209 DO WE KNOW YOU? 4 00:00:22,312 --> 00:00:24,347 TWO ORDERS OF FRIES, PLEASE. 5 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:25,657 AND TWO ORDERS OF... 6 00:00:25,761 --> 00:00:27,174 I ONLY SAID ONE ORDER. 7 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,450 I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "TWO." 8 00:00:28,554 --> 00:00:29,830 O.K., I'LL HAVE TWO. 9 00:00:31,278 --> 00:00:33,347 SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP. 10 00:00:35,519 --> 00:00:36,967 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY... 11 00:00:38,278 --> 00:00:40,967 SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S... 12 00:00:42,450 --> 00:00:43,692 SPONGEBOB? 13 00:00:49,519 --> 00:00:53,209 WELL, HIS SPATULA'S STILL WARM. 14 00:00:55,174 --> 00:00:56,657 WELL, SPONGEBOB... 15 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:58,933 I MUST ADMIT THIS IS STRANGE BEHAVIOR... 16 00:00:59,036 --> 00:01:00,761 EVEN FOR YOU. 17 00:01:00,864 --> 00:01:01,933 AHOY, SQUIDWARD. 18 00:01:02,036 --> 00:01:02,967 GOOD NEPTUNE. 19 00:01:03,071 --> 00:01:04,898 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, SON? 20 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:07,416 I THINK HE'S IN SOME KIND OF SELF-INDUCED TRANCE. 21 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:10,002 NO, SQUIDWARD, THIS IS WORSE. 22 00:01:10,105 --> 00:01:12,692 HE'S GOT THE THOUSAND-YARD STARE. 23 00:01:12,795 --> 00:01:16,002 I HAD IT ONCE ME-SELF, BACK IN ME SERVICE DAYS. 24 00:01:16,105 --> 00:01:17,416 WHAT IS IT LAD? 25 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,967 QUICK, WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY. 26 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:23,140 IT'S THE BOY'S TINY CALENDAR. 27 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:24,623 AND HE'S CIRCLED TODAY'S DATE. 28 00:01:24,726 --> 00:01:28,278 "IMPORTANT FOOD CRITIC VISITS KRUSTY KRAB?" 29 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:30,105 THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS? 30 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:34,830 ONLY A COMPLETE MORON WOULD WORRY ABOUT WHAT SOME CRITIC HAS TO SAY. 31 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:37,623 I REST MY CASE. 32 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,174 HEY, IN OUR OUT, MISTER. 33 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:50,726 YOU'RE LETTING OUT THE A.C. 34 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:54,726 WEIRDO. 35 00:01:58,381 --> 00:01:59,933 WHY HELLO. 36 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,174 YOU'RE THE TELEVISION FOOD CRITIC GENE SCALLOP, AREN'T YA? 37 00:02:03,278 --> 00:02:04,519 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 38 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:07,898 I'M EUGENE KRABS, OWNER AND PROPRIETOR OF THIS FINE... 39 00:02:09,692 --> 00:02:12,967 WELL, DO YOU WANNA ORDER SOMETHING OR DO YOU JUST WANNA BLOCK MY READING LIGHT? 40 00:02:14,278 --> 00:02:17,105 SQUIDWARD, YOU JUST DROVE AWAY GENE SCALLOP! 41 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:19,209 DON'T YOU KNOW OUR LIVES DEPEND ON HIS REVIEW? 42 00:02:19,312 --> 00:02:21,243 MR. KRABS, THE ONLY THING MY LIFE DEPENDS ON 43 00:02:21,347 --> 00:02:23,071 IS GOING HOME AT 6:00. 44 00:02:24,692 --> 00:02:26,761 M... MR. SCALLOP, WAIT, PLEASE. 45 00:02:26,864 --> 00:02:29,692 BEFORE YOU GO, COME ON, SIT DOWN. 46 00:02:29,795 --> 00:02:31,761 TRY ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTIES. 47 00:02:31,864 --> 00:02:34,381 IT'S ABSOLUTELY F-F-F... 48 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:37,761 COMPLIMENTARY. 49 00:02:44,726 --> 00:02:49,657 O.K., SPONGEBOB, THAT'LL BE ALL. 50 00:02:49,761 --> 00:02:51,726 HE'S NOBODY. 51 00:03:01,588 --> 00:03:03,071 WE'RE DOOMED. 52 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,071 And there were no survivors. 53 00:03:06,174 --> 00:03:07,174 Thank you, Barbara. 54 00:03:07,278 --> 00:03:08,554 Thank you, Bob. 55 00:03:08,657 --> 00:03:10,898 SHE IS SO TACKY. 56 00:03:11,002 --> 00:03:13,898 And now it's time for "Bottom Feeding" with Gene Scallop. 57 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,209 TURN IT UP, SQUIDWARD. 58 00:03:15,312 --> 00:03:16,174 Thank you, Bob. 59 00:03:16,278 --> 00:03:17,209 This week, I visited... 60 00:03:17,312 --> 00:03:18,416 You're welcome, Gene. 61 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,864 This week I reviewed the Krusty Krab restaurant 62 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:28,416 a local burger joint that's second to none. 63 00:03:28,519 --> 00:03:30,209 Or should I say second to "run" 64 00:03:30,312 --> 00:03:33,243 since this critic wanted to make like a banana and peel out 65 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,312 the minute he saw how drab this Krab really was. 66 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,002 That bad, huh Gene? 67 00:03:38,105 --> 00:03:40,657 Barbara, once I stuck my beak through that door 68 00:03:40,761 --> 00:03:42,830 my appetite flew south for the winter. 69 00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:45,485 I mean, I'm not "kidding" when I say this restaurant 70 00:03:45,588 --> 00:03:47,623 smells like the rear end of a goat. 71 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,278 And how was the service, Gene? 72 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:52,554 You could find livelier help in a graveyard 73 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:55,312 and I'm not just "coffin." 74 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:56,898 The management stunk so bad 75 00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:59,588 I had to get my sweater dry cleaned on the way home 76 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:00,864 with me in it. 77 00:04:02,347 --> 00:04:03,519 HEY, NO, WAIT, WAIT! 78 00:04:03,623 --> 00:04:05,726 However, at the end of my visit 79 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:08,898 I chowed down on a meal that titillated my taste buds 80 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:10,071 and gratified my gullet. 81 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:12,312 That Sponge behind the grill is no square 82 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:13,726 when it comes to cooking! 83 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:18,036 If Krabs really wanted to soak up the dough 84 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,519 He'd Sponge it up. 85 00:04:19,623 --> 00:04:21,519 He'd Sponge it out, he'd over-Sponge it. 86 00:04:21,623 --> 00:04:24,761 You can never have too much Sponge. 87 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,140 Well, back to work. 88 00:04:27,243 --> 00:04:28,278 AY, AY-AY-AY-AY... 89 00:04:28,381 --> 00:04:30,312 THAT'S ME BOY, SPONGEBOB! 90 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:31,657 THAT'S ME BOY. 91 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:37,416 WOW... 92 00:04:37,519 --> 00:04:39,726 O.K., A LITTLE LOWER, LOWER... 93 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:40,933 THAT'S PERFECT. 94 00:04:41,036 --> 00:04:42,898 GOOD MORNING, SIR, WHAT'S WITH THE NEW SIGN? 95 00:04:43,002 --> 00:04:45,278 OH, JUST MAKIN' A FEW COSMETIC CHANGES. 96 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:48,002 OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN SQUIDWARD HAD THAT MOLE TAKEN OFF HIS... 97 00:04:48,105 --> 00:04:50,898 EH, WELL, YEAH, A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT. 98 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:54,692 MORNING, SQUIDWARD! 99 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,830 OOH. 100 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:58,174 SQUIDWARD, WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE SHOES? 101 00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:01,623 LOOK, IT'S HIM. 102 00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:02,967 MR. SQUAREPANTS? 103 00:05:03,071 --> 00:05:04,795 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? NO. 104 00:05:04,898 --> 00:05:06,381 BUT, WHY? 105 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:08,036 WELL, THE FIRST REASON IS 106 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,933 I HAVE NO USE OF MY ARMS, SEE? 107 00:05:10,036 --> 00:05:10,933 OW! 108 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:12,795 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE? 109 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,381 HE HIT ME... 110 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:16,243 JUST 'CAUSE I WANTED HIS AUTOGRAPH. 111 00:05:16,347 --> 00:05:17,347 SQUIDWARD. 112 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,450 I'M SORRY, LITTLE GIRL. 113 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:22,140 OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH... 114 00:05:22,243 --> 00:05:23,278 FOR FIVE BUCKS. 115 00:05:23,381 --> 00:05:24,588 WHAT A RIP. 116 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:27,071 LOOK AT THESE, SQUIDWARD, HEH, HEH, HEH. 117 00:05:27,174 --> 00:05:29,243 LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF HORRIFIC SHROUD. 118 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:32,381 THEY'RE OUR NEW KRUSTY SPONGE NAPKINS. 119 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:34,726 EXTRA ABSORBENT... 120 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,381 YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 121 00:05:36,485 --> 00:05:37,933 OH, THAT REMINDS ME, SQUIDWARD. 122 00:05:38,036 --> 00:05:39,588 I NEED YOU TO UNPACK THESE BOXES. 123 00:05:39,692 --> 00:05:42,174 WHAT'S IN THEM? CONDIMENTS. 124 00:05:42,278 --> 00:05:44,071 WE GOT TANGY SPONGEY SAUCE 125 00:05:44,174 --> 00:05:46,726 AND MILD BOBBY SAUCE, FOR THE NOT SO DARING. 126 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,174 OH, CLEVER. 127 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:49,002 CAPTAIN! 128 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,623 MY SPATULA'S MISSING, SIR! 129 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,002 I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 130 00:05:52,105 --> 00:05:53,105 HERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD. 131 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:54,416 YOU'RE ON GRILL DUTY NOW. 132 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:56,519 BUT THAT'S SPONGEBOB'S JOB. 133 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:57,761 DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 134 00:05:57,864 --> 00:06:00,140 I GOT SOMETHIN' ELSE LINED UP FOR HIM. 135 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:05,381 STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS. 136 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:08,450 TAKE A RIDE ON THE KRUSTY SPONGE FUN TRAIN. 137 00:06:08,554 --> 00:06:10,243 TICKETS ARE ONLY $1.98. 138 00:06:10,347 --> 00:06:11,312 SEAT BELTS NOT INCLUDED. 139 00:06:13,898 --> 00:06:17,105 HOW AM I GONNA DO THIS NOW? 140 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:23,692 MOMMY, IS THAT YOU? 141 00:06:27,278 --> 00:06:30,347 MR. KRABS, I REALLY THINK I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK TO THE GRILL NOW. 142 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:31,623 ARE YOU KIDDING, LAD? 143 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,243 JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE PAYIN' CUSTOMERS. 144 00:06:33,347 --> 00:06:35,209 WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LAP? 145 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,519 KEEP ON TRUCKIN', SPONGEBOB. 146 00:06:38,623 --> 00:06:41,381 I GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO SEE TO IN ME OFFICE. 147 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,485 MR. KRABS? 148 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:45,002 UH, THIS IS A BAD TIME, ISN'T IT. 149 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,588 NO. 150 00:06:48,312 --> 00:06:51,554 WELL, THERE'S A MAN OUT BACK WITH A DELIVERY AND SAYS YOU NEED TO SIGN. 151 00:06:51,657 --> 00:06:52,450 O.K. 152 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:53,933 TELL HIM, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 153 00:06:54,036 --> 00:06:54,864 GOT IT. 154 00:06:54,967 --> 00:06:55,933 OW! 155 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:59,381 AND LET'S WATCH THE LANGUAGE, SQUIDWARD. 156 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,519 SIGN HERE, HERE, AND HERE. 157 00:07:01,623 --> 00:07:03,140 MY PLEASURE. 158 00:07:03,243 --> 00:07:04,898 WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS STUFF? 159 00:07:05,002 --> 00:07:06,002 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! 160 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:07,657 WE GOT SPONGEBOB DRINKING STRAWS... 161 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,864 COASTERS, BIBS... 162 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:12,588 AND ME PERSONAL FAVORITE, SPONGEBOB ICE CUBES. 163 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:13,795 OHH... 164 00:07:13,898 --> 00:07:15,692 MR. KRABS, DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE TAKING 165 00:07:15,795 --> 00:07:18,243 ALL OF THIS A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR? 166 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:19,795 GET BACK TO WORK, SPONGEBOB. 167 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,933 I'LL BE IN ME SPONGEBOB IF YOU SPONGEBOB ME. 168 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,588 HA, HA... 169 00:07:28,692 --> 00:07:31,761 WHOOPS... 170 00:07:31,864 --> 00:07:32,898 THERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD? 171 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:33,692 NOW WHAT? 172 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:36,174 OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS! 173 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,347 SPONGEY PATTIES. 174 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:39,692 SPONGEY PATTIES? 175 00:07:39,795 --> 00:07:43,071 I WANT YOU TO START USING 'EM. WHERE'D YOU GET THEM? 176 00:07:43,174 --> 00:07:46,864 THEY WERE JUST PATTIES WE DIDN'T HAVE ROOM FOR IN THE FREEZER, THEY TURNED YELLOW. 177 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,485 GOTTA KEEP THOSE SPONGEBOB ICE CUBES SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW. 178 00:07:49,588 --> 00:07:52,243 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT PEOPLE 179 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,898 TO PAY $1.98 FOR A ROTTEN PATTY? 180 00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:57,002 SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 181 00:07:57,105 --> 00:08:00,002 THIS INSTANT SUCCESS MUST BE SCRAMBLIN' MY BRAINS. 182 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,209 WE'LL MAKE 'EM $2.98. 183 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,381 ALL ABOARD. 184 00:08:08,485 --> 00:08:11,312 HEY, WE DIDN'T PAY $3 TO WATCH YOU TAKE A NAP. 185 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:14,519 THAT'S THE WORST SPONGEBOB COSTUME I'VE EVER SEEN. 186 00:08:14,623 --> 00:08:15,623 All chanting: RIDE, RIDE 187 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:16,967 RIDE, RIDE 188 00:08:17,071 --> 00:08:18,209 RIDE, RIDE 189 00:08:18,312 --> 00:08:20,623 RIDE, RIDE, RIDE, RIDE... 190 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:24,726 RIDE, RIDE 191 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:27,243 RIDE, RIDE, RIDE. 192 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:30,312 OH, WHAT A DAY. 193 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,105 WHAT'S NEXT, A ZOMBIE INVASION? 194 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:33,692 AHH! 195 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:37,830 MR. KRABS, OPEN UP. 196 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,554 WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES THAT LOOK LIKE ME. 197 00:08:40,657 --> 00:08:42,933 Krabs behind door: UH, GO AWAY, PLEASE, I'M BUSY. 198 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:44,519 PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 199 00:08:44,623 --> 00:08:46,588 THEY'RE ALL SPLOTCHY AND YELLOW 200 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,864 WITH DISTENDED BELLIES. 201 00:08:50,726 --> 00:08:52,450 OPEN UP, OPEN UP, OPEN UP, OPEN UP. 202 00:08:52,554 --> 00:08:53,761 WHO? 203 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:55,795 MR. KRABS? 204 00:08:55,898 --> 00:08:56,830 SPONGEBOB... 205 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:59,209 GREAT NEPTUNE'S MOTHER'S STOCKINGS. 206 00:08:59,312 --> 00:09:00,726 ZOMBIES... 207 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:02,588 THEY'RE HERE TO EAT ME MONEY. 208 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,209 WAIT, THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES, MR. KRABS. 209 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,209 THEY'RE YOUR CUSTOMERS... LOOK. 210 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:12,657 OH, I ATE THIS YELLOW KRABBY PATTY AND NOW I FEEL SICK. 211 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,554 KRABBY PATTY? 212 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:18,692 YECH. 213 00:09:20,036 --> 00:09:22,140 MAN, YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS. 214 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:24,623 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS THAT OFF AS A KRABBY PATTY... 215 00:09:24,726 --> 00:09:27,726 IT'S A... IT'S A SPONGEY PATTY. 216 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:30,726 MR. KRABS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 217 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,347 YOU POISONED ALL THESE PEOPLE. 218 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,830 NO, BUT, I, I JUST... 219 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:37,278 I CAN EXPLAIN, I... 220 00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:38,105 WHAT THE... 221 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:40,485 TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, KRABS. 222 00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:44,416 CALLING THE COURTROOM TO ATTENTION IN THE CASE OF 223 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:47,243 "PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM VERSUS MR. KRABS." 224 00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:49,830 HONORABLE JUDGE HORACE A. WHOPPER PRESIDING. 225 00:09:51,105 --> 00:09:53,312 HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 226 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:55,485 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 227 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:58,381 WE, THE JURY, FIND THE DEFENDANT, EUGENE A. KRABS 228 00:09:58,485 --> 00:10:00,485 GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES. 229 00:10:00,588 --> 00:10:01,898 VERY WELL. 230 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,830 DOES THE DEFENDANT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY 231 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:06,278 BEFORE WE SEND HIM DOWNTHE RIVER? 232 00:10:06,381 --> 00:10:07,692 NO, YOUR HONOR. 233 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,071 VERY WELL. 234 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,657 EH, HANG ON A SECOND THERE, JUDGE. 235 00:10:12,761 --> 00:10:15,864 THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE A SPONGEBOB GAVEL YOU'RE USIN'? 236 00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:18,692 OOH, WHY YES, IT'S MY PRIZED POSSESSION. 237 00:10:18,795 --> 00:10:20,761 I AM A HUGE SPONGEBOB FAN. 238 00:10:20,864 --> 00:10:23,243 PERMISSION TO APPROACH THE BENCH, YOUR HONOR. 239 00:10:24,898 --> 00:10:27,761 SURE IS GOOD TO BE BACK BEHIND THE GRILL WHERE I BELONG, MR. KRABS. 240 00:10:27,864 --> 00:10:29,898 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BOY. 241 00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:32,485 LET'S SEE HOW SQUIDWARD'S ENJOYING HIS NEW POSITION. 242 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:38,657 TAKE HIM AROUND THERE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE. 243 00:10:38,761 --> 00:10:40,933 I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. 244 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,381 AH, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING. 245 00:10:45,485 --> 00:10:47,554 EH-EH-EH-EH-EH... 246 00:11:04,174 --> 00:11:07,898 AH, NO, NO! 247 00:11:11,761 --> 00:11:13,761 YAY... 248 00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:17,105 OH, IF ONLY INAUDIBLE LAD WERE HERE RIGHT NOW. 249 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,105 OHH... 250 00:11:20,174 --> 00:11:23,967 NOTHING SATISFIES LIKE A GOOD STORY. 251 00:11:24,071 --> 00:11:25,588 ARE YA READY TO GO, PATRICK? 252 00:11:25,692 --> 00:11:26,485 AH, GET BACK! 253 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,105 I WASN'T GONNA EAT ALL OF YOU! 254 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,554 PATRICK, IT'S ME. 255 00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:30,795 SPONGE... 256 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,485 EW, WHAT'S THIS? 257 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,209 WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S MINE... 258 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,898 UNLESS I DON'T WANT IT. 259 00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:37,347 MM-HM... 260 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:38,416 HM, HM. 261 00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:39,381 SPONGEBOB... 262 00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:40,864 WHAT DO ALL THESE WORDS SAY? 263 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,105 IT'S AN AD. 264 00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,450 SpongeBob as Announcer: DEAR COMIC BOOK READER. 265 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,416 THAT'S ME! 266 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:48,761 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT TURNING ONE OF YOUR POEMS INTO A SONG ON THE RADIO? 267 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,071 I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING. 268 00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:53,519 SEND IN YOUR POEM AND $100 AND WE'LL MAKE IT A HIT. 269 00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:55,519 CAN WE GO NOW? MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED. 270 00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,140 I WANNA SEND IN A POEM 271 00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:59,967 AND EVERYONE WOULD LOVE IT, AND I WOULD BE A STAR. 272 00:12:00,071 --> 00:12:02,174 YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST ADS IN COMIC BOOKS. 273 00:12:02,278 --> 00:12:06,174 THOSE X-RAY SPECS I ORDERED COULDN'T SEE THROUGH PEOPLE'S SKIN AT ALL... 274 00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:07,450 ONLY THEIR CLOTHES, 275 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,243 PLUS, YOU DON'T HAVE $100. 276 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:12,485 UH, PATRICK, COULD YOU GET MY WALLET? 277 00:12:12,588 --> 00:12:16,519 HEY, LOOK, I JUST FOUND $100. 278 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:19,554 IT'S A SIGN THAT I SHOULD MAKE MY HIT RECORD. 279 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,174 HEY, THAT'S MY COMIC BOOK MONEY. 280 00:12:21,278 --> 00:12:22,623 IT'S A SIGN... 281 00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:25,071 A SIGN THAT FELL FROM THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS. 282 00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,036 I'VE LEARNED TO TRUST SIGNS LIKE THAT. 283 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,657 PATRICK? 284 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:31,036 HEY, YOU GONNA PAY FOR THOSE COMICS? 285 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:31,933 NO. 286 00:12:33,312 --> 00:12:36,623 OH, CAN I HAVE MY ARMS BACK? 287 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:39,726 I WISH NOT TO BE DISTURBED, SPONGEBOB 288 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:43,692 FOR I AM ABOUT TO ERUPT WITH A MASTERPIECE. 289 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:45,243 GOOD LUCK. 290 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:48,071 COMING... OH! SPONGEBOB. 291 00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:52,036 COULD I BORROW A PENCIL AND SOME PAPER AND A PLACE TO WORK? 292 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,864 SPONGEBOB, THIS PENCIL IS BROKEN. 293 00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,450 WHY WON'T IT MAKE WORDS? 294 00:12:58,554 --> 00:13:00,967 YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE WORDS YOURSELF. 295 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,726 I THINK I WROTE A POEM ONCE. 296 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,071 A POEM BY PATRICK STAR. 297 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:08,450 ROSES ARE BLUE. 298 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,002 VIOLETS ARE RED. 299 00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:12,588 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 300 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:17,381 HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA? 301 00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,623 THIS IS GYM CLASS. 302 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:25,278 OOH, DODGEBALLS. 303 00:13:26,864 --> 00:13:28,519 OH, PATRICK? 304 00:13:28,623 --> 00:13:30,692 AH, DON'T HIT ME WITH A DODGEBALL! 305 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:33,588 MEOW. 306 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:35,933 WHY WOULD I HIT YOU WITH A DODGEBALL? 307 00:13:36,036 --> 00:13:38,140 I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS 308 00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:39,588 BUT I WROTE A POEM ONCE. 309 00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:40,450 NO. 310 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,830 WAIT, THERE'S MORE. 311 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,726 WHEN I READ IT TO THE CLASS 312 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,692 THEY PELTED ME WITH DODGEBALLS 313 00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:48,554 JUST BECAUSE WE WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL! 314 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,209 WHY... ? 315 00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:54,830 YOU CAN PLAY YOUR RECORDS LATER, GARY. 316 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:57,898 PATRICK, IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WRITING? 317 00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:00,864 I'M WORRIED MY POEM'S NOT GONNA BE ANY GOOD. 318 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,416 AND YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME WITH DODGEBALLS. 319 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:06,036 OH, I DON'T EVEN OWN A DODGEBALL, DO YOU, GARY? 320 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,519 MEOW. 321 00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:10,174 IF YOU'RE SERIOUS, I CAN DO THIS. 322 00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:12,726 I'M EVEN GONNA USE... MY BRAIN. 323 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,002 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PATRICK! 324 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,485 I'LL OPEN A WINDOW. 325 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,312 OHH... 326 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,864 HO... 327 00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:30,036 COME ON, YOU STUPID BRAIN... 328 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,347 WORK. 329 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:37,864 IT'S WORKING. 330 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:40,519 PATRICK, DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF 331 00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:43,140 NOW WHAT'S GOING ON? 332 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:46,347 WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? 333 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,278 IS PATRICK THINKING AGAIN? 334 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:50,933 I'M MAKING ART! 335 00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:54,416 PATRICK, IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING CRAWLED IN YOUR BRAIN AND DIED. 336 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,726 THAT'S THE CREATIVE PROCESS AT WORK. 337 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,347 READY TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE? 338 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,209 I NEED TO MAIL IN MY MASTERPIECE. 339 00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:03,657 THE NEXT DAY. 340 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,692 I HATE MY LIFE. 341 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:16,071 I HATE YOUR LIFE TOO, DUDE. 342 00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:17,209 PEOPLE... 343 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:21,243 WE HAVE 17 MORE SONGS TO FINISH THIS HOUR. 344 00:15:21,347 --> 00:15:22,967 NEXT UP IS 345 00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:25,588 "I WROTE THIS," BY PATRICK STAR. 346 00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,692 YICK. 347 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,243 THIS ONE'S REALLY BAD. 348 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,898 IT MADE MY EYEBALLS THROW UP. 349 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,243 OH, YEAH? 350 00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:38,105 I DON'T CARE HOW AWFULHIS POEM IS. 351 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,347 WE SPENT HIS HUNDRED BUCKS ALREADY. 352 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,898 COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS IF IT KILLS US. 353 00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,312 AND A ONE, AND A TWO, AND A... 354 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,657 THEY WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS. 355 00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:53,071 MY SONG, AHH... 356 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:54,657 COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT! 357 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:56,278 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 358 00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,209 YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW DODGEBALLS AT ME? 359 00:15:58,312 --> 00:16:00,071 I DON'T SEE ANY DODGEBALLS HERE, BUDDY. 360 00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:01,761 JUST AN ARTIST AND HIS WORK. 361 00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:03,623 YEAH, AND ME, TOO. 362 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:06,416 NOW SIT DOWN AND GET COMFORTABLE. 363 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,243 UH, PATRICK? 364 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,071 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS... 365 00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:12,726 ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? 366 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:13,864 WHOO. 367 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,795 WHOA! 368 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:21,761 IT'S REALLY LOUD! 369 00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,174 YOU NEED IT LOUDER? O.K. 370 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,278 WHOO! 371 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:53,105 DRUM SOLO. 372 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,312 THAT WAS AWESOME. 373 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:16,485 DID YOU LIKE IT... 374 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:19,278 OR DID YOU REALLY, REALLYLIKE IT? 375 00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:21,692 GIVE ME YOUR COMPLETELY HONEST OPINION 376 00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:23,623 OF HOW GREAT IT WAS! 377 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,243 OH, HMM... 378 00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:29,381 HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY? 379 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,692 THAT WAS THE BEST SONG I EVER HEARD! 380 00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,002 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 381 00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:35,174 WE NEED TO GET THAT SONG ON THE RADIO. 382 00:17:35,278 --> 00:17:36,898 LET'S GO RIGHT NOW, COME ON. 383 00:17:37,002 --> 00:17:39,105 DARN, I JUST GOT THAT ARM BACK. 384 00:17:41,071 --> 00:17:44,278 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE ONCE THEY HEAR THIS. 385 00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:49,450 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? 386 00:17:49,554 --> 00:17:51,278 YEAH, DID YOU SEE HIS EARS? 387 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,588 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD TURN INSIDE OUT LIKE THAT. 388 00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:56,071 NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET YOUR RECORD ON THE RADIO? 389 00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,761 WHAT RECORD? 390 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,450 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 391 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,830 WE JUST HAVE TO PLAY YOUR RECORD FROM THE TOP OF THIS ANTENNA. 392 00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:12,933 CARRY ME? 393 00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:14,795 HUH, PATRICK? 394 00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:17,898 TALLY HO. 395 00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:20,243 MUSH, ONWARD AND UPWARD. 396 00:18:25,795 --> 00:18:27,657 FASTER, SPONGEBOB, FASTER. 397 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:37,830 OH... HM. 398 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:40,140 THIS RECORD WON'T STAY PUT. 399 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,347 GOOD IDEA. 400 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,036 OH YEAH, I FORGOT. 401 00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:28,519 LUCKY. 402 00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:32,519 THIS SONG ALWAYS MAKES ME THINK OF YOU. 403 00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,036 DRUM SOLO. 404 00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:40,002 STOP! 405 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,726 MY EARS. 406 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,140 I LIKE IT. 407 00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:58,830 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BIKINI BOTTOM IS THROWING A PARTY 408 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:01,450 AND YOU KNOW WHAT A PARTY NEEDS? 409 00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:02,864 UH, BEAN DIP? 410 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:06,140 YES, THAT IS IMPORTANT, BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT MUSIC. 411 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,381 TURN IT UP, PATRICK. 412 00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:13,485 WHERE IS THAT AWFUL SONG COMING FROM? 413 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,830 TO THE RADIO STATION. 414 00:20:18,864 --> 00:20:20,519 TORCHES... 415 00:20:20,623 --> 00:20:22,416 GET YOUR TORCHES. 416 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:23,623 PITCHFORKS. 417 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,830 YOU CAN'T BE AN ANGRY MOB WITHOUT PITCH FORKS. 418 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,381 COTTON CANDY. 419 00:20:27,485 --> 00:20:28,864 GET YOUR COTTON CANDY. 420 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:31,105 YOU CAN'T THROW A RIOT WITHOUT COTTON CANDY. 421 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,278 LOOK AT THAT, PATRICK. 422 00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:41,071 OH, YOU MEAN THE ANGRY MOB WITH THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES? 423 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,243 HA-HA-HA, THAT'S NOT AN ANGRY MOB, PATRICK. 424 00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:46,036 IT'S YOUR FAN CLUB. 425 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:46,761 FAN CLUB? 426 00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:49,519 YA-HOO. 427 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,174 WE SHOULD SING 'EM A SONG. 428 00:20:51,278 --> 00:20:53,692 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT SONG ON THE RADIO? 429 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,588 WHY, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 430 00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:58,140 PATRICK STAR, MUSICAL GENIUS. 431 00:20:58,243 --> 00:20:59,450 YEAH... 432 00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:01,726 LET'S GET HIM BOYS. 433 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,623 YEAH! 434 00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,105 AND THAT WAS MY NEW SONG... 435 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,278 CALLED, "AARGH." 436 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,036 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 437 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,657 YEAH, AT LEAST IT GOT 438 00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:27,450 THAT FIRST TERRIBLE SONG OUT OF OUR HEADS. 439 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,140 OH YEAH, MY SONG. 440 00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:36,830 PATRICK, LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED ANOTHER LESSON. 441 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:40,450 DODGEBALLS... READY! 442 00:21:40,554 --> 00:21:41,898 UH-OH.