1 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:33,521 ARE YA READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:34,832 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,452 I CAN'T HEARYOU. 4 00:00:36,556 --> 00:00:38,418 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 5 00:00:43,487 --> 00:00:45,487 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 6 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,142 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 7 00:00:51,556 --> 00:00:52,901 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 8 00:00:55,487 --> 00:00:56,728 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 9 00:00:56,832 --> 00:00:57,659 ♪ READY? 10 00:00:57,763 --> 00:00:59,556 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 11 00:01:36,383 --> 00:01:38,452 THERE, THERE, SPONGEBOB. 12 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,280 NO NEED TO CRY. 13 00:01:40,383 --> 00:01:41,970 YES, THERE IS, PATRICK. 14 00:01:42,073 --> 00:01:44,728 SANDY'S BEEN GONE FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS. 15 00:01:44,832 --> 00:01:46,694 TWO WHOLE DAYS? 16 00:01:49,314 --> 00:01:54,590 OH, WHY'D SHE HAVE TO GO TO THAT SCIENCE CONVENTION IN TEJAS? 17 00:01:54,694 --> 00:01:56,728 TEJAS. 18 00:01:58,314 --> 00:02:00,349 SHE WON'T BE BACK FOR ONE MORE HOUR 19 00:02:00,452 --> 00:02:03,935 26 MINUTES AND 47 SECONDS. 20 00:02:04,038 --> 00:02:07,694 OH, 47 SECONDS... 21 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,659 I MISS SANDY SO MUCH. 22 00:02:11,763 --> 00:02:14,728 HER TENTACLES, THE WAY SHE PLAYS CLARINET. 23 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:16,694 HER MASSIVE NOSE. 24 00:02:18,107 --> 00:02:19,452 PATRICK, THAT'S SQUIDWARD. 25 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,970 HE'S NOT GONE, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 26 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:26,245 NO, I'M NOT. 27 00:02:26,349 --> 00:02:28,659 I SURE DO MISS THAT SQUIRREL. 28 00:02:28,763 --> 00:02:30,073 HER KARATE CHOPPING. 29 00:02:30,176 --> 00:02:32,452 THAT 10-GALLON GLASS DOME OVER HER DOME. 30 00:02:32,556 --> 00:02:34,728 AND WHO CAN FORGET THOSE BUCK TEETH? 31 00:02:34,832 --> 00:02:36,452 AFTER SANDY GETS BACK 32 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,901 WE'RE GONNA LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH WE MISS HER. 33 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:41,832 IS SANDY THE ONE I CALL "MOM"? 34 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:43,383 NO, PATRICK, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER. 35 00:02:43,487 --> 00:02:44,901 BUT THAT DOES GIVE ME AN IDEA. 36 00:02:45,004 --> 00:02:48,728 WE'LL THROW SANDY THE MOTHER OF ALL WELCOME HOME PARTIES. 37 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:51,038 PATRICK, TO THE TREE DOME. 38 00:03:15,038 --> 00:03:17,728 AH. 39 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,314 HUH? 40 00:03:32,763 --> 00:03:36,556 WE'VE READIED THIS PLACE FOR SANDY'S ARRIVAL WHICH SHOULD BE IN ABOUT... 41 00:03:36,659 --> 00:03:37,763 WHOA, RIGHT NOW. 42 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:44,314 NO! 43 00:03:44,418 --> 00:03:46,004 NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING. 44 00:03:46,107 --> 00:03:49,487 SORRY, SPONGEBOB, HE'S GOT A FIERCE NO SINGING POLICY. 45 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:51,314 THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, MISS CHEEKS 46 00:03:51,418 --> 00:03:54,832 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE A FIERCE "NO PARTYIN'" POLICY. 47 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,211 FIRST, CAKE, THEN WE'LL KARATE CHOP 48 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,418 AND THEN... WOW, GUYS. 49 00:04:01,521 --> 00:04:05,694 YOU TWO... UH, REALLY KNOW HOW TO... UH, THROW A PARTY. 50 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:06,625 I KNEW IT. 51 00:04:06,728 --> 00:04:09,211 YOU HAVE BEEN ITCHIN' TO SEE US. 52 00:04:09,314 --> 00:04:12,073 WELL, SOMETHING'S MAKIN' MY SKIN CRAWL. 53 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:13,280 MAYBE A SLICE OF CAKE 54 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,625 WILL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF YOUR CRAWLING HIDE? 55 00:04:15,728 --> 00:04:19,590 PATRICK AND I MADE THIS CAKE ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR RETURN. 56 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,970 THIS IS GONNA TASTE SO GOOD AGAIN. 57 00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:23,866 DIG IN, SANDY. 58 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,487 UH... 59 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:27,763 LOOKS TASTY, SPONGEBOB. 60 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:29,521 YOU OK, SANDY? 61 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:30,935 I'M FINE. 62 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:34,866 MY SKIN JUST HASN'T ADJUSTED TO THIS HERE UNDERWATER AIR. 63 00:04:38,556 --> 00:04:41,280 UH, HEY, SANDY, SANDY? 64 00:04:41,383 --> 00:04:43,625 SURPRISE, PATRICK AND I CHIPPED IN 65 00:04:43,728 --> 00:04:45,038 AND GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'. 66 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:47,866 AW, GUYS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 67 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:51,038 A NEW ITCH BOARD... I MEAN, A NEW SNOW BOARD. 68 00:04:51,142 --> 00:04:53,590 BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SCRATCH THIS DOWN CHAFE MOUNTAIN. 69 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,728 DON'T YOU MEAN RIDE THIS DOWN SCAB MOUNTAIN? 70 00:04:55,832 --> 00:04:57,866 THANK YOU VERY RAWNESS, SPONGEBOB AND PAT. 71 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:00,314 UH, YOU'RE WELCOME, SANDY. 72 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:02,521 HEY, ARE YOU STILL UP FOR SOME KARATE CHOPS? 73 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:05,797 RASHY SORE... I MEAN, SURE. 74 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:07,280 YOU READY? 75 00:05:09,073 --> 00:05:10,832 AND HOW ABOUT NOW? 76 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:11,970 YOU READY? 77 00:05:13,728 --> 00:05:16,797 CREEPING CRITTERS, FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S BITIN' ME. 78 00:05:21,797 --> 00:05:23,452 I'VE GOT A FLEA? 79 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,590 WELL, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE THAT WITHOUT A FIGHT. 80 00:05:25,694 --> 00:05:27,038 HI-YA! 81 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:31,797 I'LL GET YOU, HYA, HYA, HYA! 82 00:05:34,349 --> 00:05:36,935 RRR... 83 00:05:39,349 --> 00:05:41,452 SPONGEBOB, AH... 84 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:43,521 MY SUITCASE, HURRY. 85 00:05:45,797 --> 00:05:47,590 I'M ASHAMED TO SAY THIS, SPONGEBOB 86 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:50,832 BUT WHILE I WAS IN TEXAS, I SEEM TO HAVE PICKED UP A FLEA. 87 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,625 WHAT'S A FLEA? 88 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:56,487 A FLEA IS A DASTARDLY LITTLE VERMIN THAT BITES US AIR BREATHERS. 89 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,935 BUT THIS HERE FLEA COLLAR WILL SEND THE CRITTER A-RUNNIN'. 90 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:06,004 HE TICKLES. 91 00:06:06,107 --> 00:06:07,970 OH, THIS ISN'T SO BAD- 92 00:06:08,073 --> 00:06:11,521 OW... HE BIT ME. 93 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,418 GOT ANYMORE OF THOSE FANCY COLLARS, SANDY? 94 00:06:13,521 --> 00:06:15,728 NO, BUT YOU CAN USE THIS ONE RIGHT QUICK. 95 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:26,970 CONNECT THE DOTS. 96 00:06:27,073 --> 00:06:28,901 I DRAWED A HORSIE. 97 00:06:30,383 --> 00:06:33,211 OUCH, WHY DOES THIS FLEA KEEP BITING ME? 98 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:34,211 'CAUSE HE'S HUNGRY. 99 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:35,625 WHEN A FLEA BITES YA 100 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:38,245 IT'S CAUSE HE'S SUCKIN' UP YOUR BLOOD FOR NUTRITION. 101 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:40,280 I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE FLEA. 102 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:41,383 NO...! 103 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:44,487 I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A VAMPIRE NOW. 104 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:47,418 IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING. 105 00:06:47,521 --> 00:06:49,763 AH, AH, AH! 106 00:06:49,866 --> 00:06:52,211 PFFT... 107 00:06:52,314 --> 00:06:53,625 YA-DA-DA-DA-DA. 108 00:06:53,728 --> 00:06:56,004 PATRICK, THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES. 109 00:06:56,107 --> 00:06:58,521 YAH, DOESN'T MATTER. 110 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,418 OH, THIS ITCH IS KILLING ME. 111 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,659 NYAH... OH! 112 00:07:10,452 --> 00:07:12,625 AH... GIVE ME THAT! 113 00:07:12,728 --> 00:07:13,728 WHEW. 114 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,211 NYAH... OH. 115 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:21,176 SANDY, PLEASE, HELP ME! 116 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,487 I NEED THIS! 117 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,866 I NEED IT MORE! 118 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,832 EEE! 119 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:06,211 ENOUGH, I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 120 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:09,038 WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW, PUNKS? 121 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:13,211 LOOKY, IT WORKED! WHEW! 122 00:08:13,314 --> 00:08:15,211 I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. 123 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:17,797 UM, IS THAT WHAT "OVER" LOOKS LIKE? 124 00:08:19,142 --> 00:08:21,970 TARNATION, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE MAD. 125 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,383 RUN! 126 00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:29,763 OK. 127 00:08:38,211 --> 00:08:39,349 OH. 128 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,314 HUH. WHOA. 129 00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:42,590 HEY. 130 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:48,521 Y'ALL GOT THE AIM OF A CROSS-EYED ARMADILLO. 131 00:08:50,142 --> 00:08:51,418 AH...! 132 00:08:51,521 --> 00:08:53,245 RUN AGAIN! 133 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:54,728 OK. 134 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:55,935 UNH. 135 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:59,211 AH. 136 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,590 AH! 137 00:09:01,694 --> 00:09:04,073 UH, THANKS FOR HAVING US, SANDY, BUT WE GOTTA GO. 138 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,728 YEAH, GOOD TO SEE YA. 139 00:09:05,832 --> 00:09:06,935 AH! 140 00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:11,245 Help, Help! 141 00:09:11,349 --> 00:09:13,245 JUST IGNORE THEM, SQUIDWARD 142 00:09:13,349 --> 00:09:14,832 AND CONTINUE YOUR POWER WALK. 143 00:09:14,935 --> 00:09:17,176 HEEL TOE, HEEL TOE, HEEL TOE, HEEL TOE. 144 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,418 BACK OFF! 145 00:09:23,211 --> 00:09:26,038 SANDY, OH, NO! 146 00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:27,866 ARE YOU OK? 147 00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:32,211 THEM VARMINTS IS TOUGH. 148 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:33,349 THEY'RE FROM TEXAS. 149 00:09:33,452 --> 00:09:34,556 WHEW. 150 00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:37,556 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, WE WILL HELP YOU. 151 00:09:39,142 --> 00:09:40,866 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 152 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:43,832 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDN'T COME BACK WITH YOUR INFESTATION. 153 00:09:43,935 --> 00:09:46,625 ALL YOU'VE BROUGHT US IS FLEAS 154 00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:50,452 AND TROUBLE AND PAIN AND ITCHING 155 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:54,349 AND A RASH AND PAIN AND FLEAS 156 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:58,245 AND ITCHING AND PAIN. 157 00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:02,245 SO MUCH PAIN! 158 00:10:02,349 --> 00:10:03,694 SO MUCH PAIN. 159 00:10:03,797 --> 00:10:05,970 AND AS FOR YOU... 160 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,625 IF YOU HADN'T THROWN THIS PARTY, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS. 161 00:10:09,728 --> 00:10:11,797 WAIT A MINUTE. 162 00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:14,349 YOU HAD AS MUCH TO DO WITH THIS PARTY AS I DID. 163 00:10:14,452 --> 00:10:16,073 YOU CALL THIS A PARTY? 164 00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:18,659 I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION OUR FRIENDSHIP. 165 00:10:18,763 --> 00:10:20,625 STOP SMUDGING MY HELMET! 166 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,073 OH, I GOT HALF A MIND, BUDDY. 167 00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:24,349 WILL YOU TWO MEN STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER? 168 00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:25,832 WHAT DOES THAT PROVE? 169 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:28,418 IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS, WE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER. 170 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:29,694 YOU'RE RIGHT. 171 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,418 I HAVE AN IDEA. 172 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:34,349 SPONGEBOB, YOU GET ON SANDY'S SHOULDERS. 173 00:10:34,452 --> 00:10:35,935 UH-HUH, GOOD. 174 00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:39,521 NOW... I'LL GET ON TOP OF YOU. 175 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,245 UNH, AH. 176 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,521 OH, MUCH BETTER. 177 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,521 DOH! 178 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,728 I DO NOT PLAY GAMES. 179 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:56,314 QUICK, GET IN THE TREE HOUSE. 180 00:10:56,418 --> 00:10:58,245 IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE LEFT. 181 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:03,487 WE SHOULD BE PROTECTED HERE. 182 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,176 HOLD ON. 183 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,038 IS THIS HOW WE'RE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES? 184 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:25,832 LIVING IN FLEAS INSTEAD OF WATER? 185 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,797 SPONGEBOB, THAT'S IT... WATER! 186 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,073 HA, HI-YA! 187 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:36,314 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. 188 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,176 YA. 189 00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:48,038 WATER! 190 00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:02,245 It sure is good to have you back, Sandy. 191 00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:24,004 WHA, WHA... WHAT HAPPENED? 192 00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:25,556 WHERE AM I? 193 00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:32,280 OH, YEAH, THE PARTY. 194 00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:36,004 I MUST'VE PASSED OUT IN SPONGEBOB'S KITCHEN... 195 00:12:36,107 --> 00:12:38,521 ON THE CEILING. 196 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,004 OOF... OOF! 197 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,625 SEE, SPONGEBOB? 198 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,625 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T STAY UP PAST 8:30. 199 00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:49,694 THINGS GET REAL CRAZY AFTER 8:30. 200 00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:52,590 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SPOT OF TEA, MS. NIBSY? 201 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:54,107 OH, YOU WOULD? 202 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:57,728 WHOO... CHAMOMILE, CHAMOMILE, CHAMOMILE! 203 00:12:57,832 --> 00:13:01,073 OH, SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO POUND 'EM DOWN, HUH, SPONGEBOB? 204 00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:06,349 SPONGEBOB... SPONGEBOB? 205 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:10,142 SPONGE... 206 00:13:10,245 --> 00:13:12,901 THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKIN' DONUT. 207 00:13:13,004 --> 00:13:15,073 WOW. 208 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:23,383 OOF... OW! 209 00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:26,280 WHAT THE? 210 00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:29,590 THIS DONUT'S CONNECTED TO SPONGEBOB. 211 00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:31,590 OH... 212 00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:34,004 OH... 213 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:35,245 IT WORKED. 214 00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:43,038 A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN OF DONUT-HOOD. 215 00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:47,487 A DONUT THIS NICE DESERVES TO BE SERVED ON FINE CHINA. 216 00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:00,418 THE GOOD PLATE. 217 00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:02,176 DON'T WORRY, DONUT. 218 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:07,590 NO LONGER WILL YOU SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF SUB-PAR DINING WEAR. 219 00:14:09,038 --> 00:14:13,142 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN A DONUT THIS NICE BEFORE. 220 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:19,694 EXCEPT MAYBE THAT DONUT SPONGEBOB SHOWED ME LAST NIGHT. 221 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:23,866 A DONUT THIS NICE COULD REALLY MAKE A GUY HAPPY. 222 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:27,694 UH... 223 00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:36,832 THIS IS SPONGEBOB'S DELICIOUS... 224 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:41,383 WAI... 225 00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:44,970 I 'AN'T EAT 'IS 'ONUT. 226 00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:47,073 IT'S SPONGEBOB'S. 227 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,004 GO ON AND EAT IT. 228 00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,314 WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR? 229 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,970 DON'T DO IT, IT'S SPONGEBOB'S DONUT. 230 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:57,521 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S COVERED WITH SPRINKLES. 231 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:03,590 I HATE CONFLICT. 232 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,970 IT COULDN'T GET ANY EASIER THAN THIS. 233 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,487 JUST HOOK A CHAIN TO IT 234 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,245 POP IT IN YOUR MOUTH 235 00:15:10,349 --> 00:15:13,280 AND THEN WHEN YOUR SPONGE FRIEND WANTS IT BACK 236 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,487 JUST YANK IT OUT. 237 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:19,797 I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 238 00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:28,763 MMM... AH... 239 00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:32,418 AND NOW... 240 00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:39,004 SPONGEBOB'S DONUT, I ATE IT! 241 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:46,383 I'VE GOTTA SNEAK THIS BACK INTO SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE BEFORE HE... 242 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,590 HELLO? 243 00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:51,625 SpongeBob Hey, Patrick. 244 00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:53,694 AH! HEY, STAR, IT'S SQUAREPANTS. 245 00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:55,383 That was some party last night, huh, buddy? 246 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,763 AH! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. 247 00:15:58,866 --> 00:15:59,901 "AH!" 248 00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:01,832 LUCKY FOR US, I VIDEOTAPED THE WHOLE PARTY 249 00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:04,245 SO WE CAN RELIVE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 250 00:16:04,349 --> 00:16:05,452 AH, DON'T WATCH THAT TAPE! 251 00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:08,487 I'M WAITING TO WATCH IT WITH YOU, SILLYFISH. 252 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,487 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 253 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:11,728 SHEESH, PATRICK'S SO EXCITED 254 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,038 I BETTER NOT KEEP HIM WAITING. 255 00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:15,004 OH NO... 256 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,418 THAT VIDEO WILL SHOW ME STEALING SPONGEBOB'S DONUT. 257 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,556 UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH, EEE, EEE! 258 00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,418 I GOTTA HIDE THIS THING. 259 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,142 PHEW. 260 00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:49,659 OH. 261 00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:52,659 HEY PATRICK, I- 262 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:53,728 DONUT! 263 00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:56,211 YOU MONSTER. 264 00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:58,314 YOU MONSTER! 265 00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:07,590 NOTHING GOES WITH A VIDEO LIKE TOAST. 266 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,176 LET'S POP SOME TOAST IN THE TOASTER 267 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,797 AND WATCH THIS BAD BOY. 268 00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:15,659 OW, OW, HOT, HOT, OW! 269 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:21,935 GET OUT OF THE WAY, PATRICK, I GOTTA GO. 270 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,383 THE ATTIC. 271 00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:36,245 WAIT, I DON'T HAVE AN ATTIC. 272 00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:37,556 OH... 273 00:17:37,659 --> 00:17:40,866 OH... OOH, I KNOW. 274 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,452 THE ATTIC. 275 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:44,694 AH! 276 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,935 HEY, PATRICK. AH! 277 00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,038 H-HEY, SPONGEBOB. 278 00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:51,452 ARE YOU READY TO... 279 00:17:51,556 --> 00:17:55,314 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BEHIND MY BACK, SO DON'T LOOK THERE. 280 00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,418 OK, NO PROBLEM. 281 00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:58,314 READY TO SEE THIS? 282 00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:05,556 THE OFFICIAL TESTAMENT OF HOW HEARTILY WE PARTY... HARDY? 283 00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:15,314 NO! 284 00:18:15,418 --> 00:18:16,556 I TOOK IT, SPONGEBOB. 285 00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:18,728 I TOOK YOUR DONUT. 286 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,901 I'M SORRY. 287 00:18:22,004 --> 00:18:26,487 OH, PATRICK, YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO. 288 00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:29,487 I wanna give you this, because you're my buddy 289 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:30,866 and a donut this nice 290 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:34,487 could really make a guy happy. 291 00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:40,797 YOU MEAN... THIS IS MINE? 292 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,314 OF COURSE, IT WASYOUR BIRTHDAY. 293 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:45,142 WHEN? 294 00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:48,142 LAST NIGHT, SILLY. 295 00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:51,625 OH, THANKS, BUDDY. 296 00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,211 WANNA SHARE IT? 297 00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:54,659 SURE, PAL. 298 00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:57,556 YUM, YUM, YUM... 299 00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:02,211 PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 300 00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:18,625 WELL, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS, COME AGAIN. 301 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:20,556 THOUGHT THOSE DEADBEATS WOULD NEVER LEAVE. 302 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,418 CLOSIN' TIME, SPONGEBOB. 303 00:19:22,521 --> 00:19:24,142 THERE YA GO, LITTLE BUDDY. 304 00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:26,659 NOW EVERYBODY'S ALL CLEAN AND READY FOR BEDDY-BYE. 305 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:30,314 TIME TO PACK IT IN, SPONGEBAH...! 306 00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,728 ALL READY, MR. KRABS. 307 00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:33,383 JUST GOTTA CLOCK OUT AND... 308 00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:36,245 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 309 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,314 SPOT, SPOT, SPOT! 310 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,349 THAT'S RIGHT, A SPOT. 311 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:43,556 YOU KNOW THE RULE. 312 00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,797 NOBODY LEAVES WORK TILL... 313 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:47,452 TILL EVERYTHING'S SHIP-SHAPE, SIR. 314 00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:48,832 DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS 315 00:19:48,935 --> 00:19:50,901 I'LL GET THIS PLATE CLEANED UP IN A JIFFY. 316 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,625 OH, AND UH, LOCK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 317 00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:54,418 LOCK UP? WAIT, MR. KRABS. 318 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:57,625 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU LEFT ME HERE ALONE? 319 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:01,970 SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT YOU ALONE 320 00:20:02,073 --> 00:20:04,418 WITH A LIT BLOW TORCH AND ME ROLLER SKATES. 321 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:07,866 BUT, SINCE I'VE REMOVED ALL THE WELDING EQUIPMENT FROM THE PREMISES 322 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,487 THERE'S NO-HO-HO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENIN' AGAIN, RIGHT? 323 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:12,763 NOW GET TO WORK. AYE-AYE, SIR. 324 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,452 LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA. 325 00:20:14,556 --> 00:20:16,797 MMM, MMM, MMM. 326 00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,590 OH, YOU'RE A TOUGH LITTLE GUY, AREN'T YA? 327 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:21,038 MMM, MMM, MMM. 328 00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:23,245 THIS MEANS WAR. 329 00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,245 AH...! 330 00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,418 AH...! 331 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,004 WAIT HERE, PLEASE. 332 00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:41,452 SAY GOOD NIGHT, DRIED-ON FILTH. 333 00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,556 READY, AIM, FIRE! 334 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! 335 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,866 AND I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER... 336 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,142 YOU MADE ME DO THIS. 337 00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:58,452 ARGH! 338 00:20:58,556 --> 00:21:01,142 I GOT TO FINISH THIS. 339 00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:03,935 I AM AFRAID THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'LL BE MEETING LIKE THIS, MY FRIEND. 340 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:05,625 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... 341 00:21:05,728 --> 00:21:07,004 THE SPOTMASTER 6000. 342 00:21:07,107 --> 00:21:09,763 NOTICE, THE MICROWAVE-POWERED LASER PARTICLE BEAM. 343 00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:12,521 NOTICE, THE LASER-GUIDED HIGH PRESSURE WATER CANNON. 344 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:17,004 AND NOTICE, THE LITTLE SURPRISE I INSTALLED JUST FOR YOU. 345 00:21:17,107 --> 00:21:19,280 A SPECIALLY-WOVEN METAL ALLOY 346 00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:22,073 INGENIOUSLY COMBINED WITH STATE OF THE ART CLEANSING MATERIALS. 347 00:21:22,176 --> 00:21:25,866 I CALL IT... STEEL WOOL. 348 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,280 AND IT COMES WITH... A LASER! 349 00:21:28,383 --> 00:21:30,625 ANY LAST WORDS? 350 00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:31,935 MMM, I THOUGHT NOT. 351 00:21:32,038 --> 00:21:36,142 POWER UP. 352 00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:38,970 WATER CANNON ON. 353 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,694 NO EFFECT. 354 00:21:41,797 --> 00:21:45,694 STEEL WOOL LASER... ON! 355 00:21:50,073 --> 00:21:52,280 HMMM, STRANGE VORTEX IN THE WEST. 356 00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:54,487 WELL, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING TO DO WITH SPONGEBOB. 357 00:21:56,935 --> 00:21:58,797 OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT. 358 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,314 IT MAY END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT 359 00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:03,004 BUT I AM CROSSING THE BEAMS. 360 00:22:06,832 --> 00:22:08,832 MORE POWER! 361 00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:16,901 SPONTANEOUS MOLECULAR DISTORTION, HMM? 362 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,211 I GUESS I BETTER GO SEE WHAT THE LAD'S UP TO. 363 00:22:19,314 --> 00:22:22,556 MORE POWER! 364 00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:24,521 OH BOY, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 365 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,521 MORE POWER! 366 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,866 LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S DONE THIS TIME. 367 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:34,556 MAXIMUM POWER! 368 00:22:34,659 --> 00:22:37,418 AH...! 369 00:22:47,694 --> 00:22:49,763 OH, THIS TIME, YA DONE IT, BOY. 370 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:54,038 WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 371 00:22:54,142 --> 00:22:56,004 THE PLATTER'S ALL CLEAN, MR. KRABS. 372 00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:59,418 OH, I'LL CLEAN YOUR PLATTER! 373 00:22:59,521 --> 00:23:00,901 COME HERE, YOU.