1 00:00:01,976 --> 00:00:03,390 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:06,804 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 3 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:07,735 ♪ READY? 4 00:00:07,838 --> 00:00:09,701 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 5 00:00:39,149 --> 00:00:40,632 HA, HA. 6 00:00:43,321 --> 00:00:44,218 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PLANKTON. 7 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:45,942 KRABS. 8 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,287 I'LL TAKE THAT. 9 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,838 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 10 00:00:48,942 --> 00:00:51,218 NEXT TIME, WEAR A DISGUISE WITHOUT YOUR INITIAL ON IT. 11 00:00:51,321 --> 00:00:55,321 HMM... PERHAPS A PEPPER SHAKER WAS A BIT OBVIOUS. 12 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:56,459 YOU THINK? 13 00:00:56,563 --> 00:00:57,770 SPONGEBOB? 14 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:04,045 THREE, TWO, ONE, LAUNCH. 15 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:13,114 NEVER. 16 00:01:13,218 --> 00:01:15,149 NEVER. 17 00:01:15,252 --> 00:01:17,321 I'LL NEVER GET KRABS'S FORMULA. 18 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:20,494 MR. KRABS IS TOO POWERFUL. 19 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:24,252 IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO RENDER HIM HELPLESS. 20 00:01:24,356 --> 00:01:25,563 AW, LOOK AT YOU. 21 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:28,183 YOU'RE SO SMALL, TINY AND HELPLESS. 22 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:30,459 HEY, I RESENT THAT... HUH? 23 00:01:30,563 --> 00:01:32,528 WHY, YOU'RE SO TINY AND HELPLESS 24 00:01:32,632 --> 00:01:35,252 I COULD TAKE YOUR FORMULA WHENEVER I WANTED TO 25 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,666 AND YOU COULDN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT. 26 00:01:41,045 --> 00:01:44,149 SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WOMAN REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER. 27 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:45,873 THAT'S IT. 28 00:01:45,976 --> 00:01:48,735 FINALLY, VICTORY WILLBE MINE. 29 00:01:48,838 --> 00:01:52,114 I'LL TURN EUGENE KRABS INTO A POWERLESS... 30 00:01:52,218 --> 00:01:54,459 BABY. 31 00:01:57,425 --> 00:01:58,942 OOH, A PENNY. 32 00:01:59,045 --> 00:02:00,873 A TRAIL OF PENNIES. 33 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,838 OOH... 34 00:02:09,976 --> 00:02:11,252 I'VE DONE IT. 35 00:02:11,356 --> 00:02:13,356 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 36 00:02:13,459 --> 00:02:15,907 MY GOO GOO GAS WILL TRANSFORM KRABS 37 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,528 INTO A TINY, HELPLESS INFANT. 38 00:02:20,114 --> 00:02:22,045 THE KEY TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 39 00:02:22,149 --> 00:02:25,425 THIS WAS EASIER THAN I HOPED. 40 00:02:26,976 --> 00:02:28,425 HMM. 41 00:02:28,528 --> 00:02:30,528 HE'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN I IMAGINED. 42 00:02:30,632 --> 00:02:32,114 SHINY... 43 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,356 WHOA! 44 00:02:33,459 --> 00:02:34,735 NO, NO! 45 00:02:34,838 --> 00:02:37,114 AH, AH, AHH! 46 00:02:37,218 --> 00:02:38,080 OOF! 47 00:02:40,597 --> 00:02:42,218 WHOA! 48 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:47,597 HEY, A BABY. 49 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,218 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE ALL ALONE, BABY? 50 00:02:49,321 --> 00:02:51,218 I'LL TAKE CHARGE OF YOU UNTIL YOUR MOMMY SHOWS UP. 51 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:55,218 OH, AREN'T YOU JUST TOO CUTE. 52 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:56,390 COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO. 53 00:02:58,563 --> 00:02:59,735 HELLO... 54 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:01,942 IF YOU'RE DONE MAKING A TOTAL FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF 55 00:03:02,045 --> 00:03:03,873 I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH THIS LOCK. 56 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,011 OH, SURE THING, PLANKTON. 57 00:03:05,114 --> 00:03:07,666 THERE YOU GO LITTLE GUY. 58 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:08,838 YES. 59 00:03:08,942 --> 00:03:11,045 MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY. 60 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,873 NOW THAT I'VE TURNED KRABS INTO A HELPLESS BABY 61 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:17,770 THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA WILL BE MINE. 62 00:03:19,011 --> 00:03:19,873 EH? 63 00:03:19,976 --> 00:03:20,873 HELLO. 64 00:03:20,976 --> 00:03:22,770 POLICE, POLICE! 65 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,597 FOOLS... 66 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:27,425 YOU'LL NEVER HOLD ME. 67 00:03:27,528 --> 00:03:31,494 THESE PRIMITIVE SHACKLES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY GENIUS. 68 00:03:31,597 --> 00:03:34,528 THAT WAS EASY. 69 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,425 I'M FREE. 70 00:03:36,528 --> 00:03:38,080 FREE... 71 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:40,390 OH, SQUIDWARD. 72 00:03:40,494 --> 00:03:41,735 THANK NEPTUNE, YOU'RE HERE. 73 00:03:41,838 --> 00:03:43,080 I FOUND THIS BABY ALL ALONE. 74 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:44,976 BUT HE WASN'T REALLY ALONE, HE WAS WITH PLANKTON 75 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,011 AND HE'S NOT A BABY. 76 00:03:46,114 --> 00:03:47,838 IT'S MR. KRABS. 77 00:03:47,942 --> 00:03:50,528 PLANKTON TURNED HIM INTO AN INFANT SO HE COULD STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 78 00:03:51,838 --> 00:03:53,149 WHAT DO WE DO, SQUIDWARD? 79 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:56,114 DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GOING ON MY COFFEE BREAK. 80 00:03:56,218 --> 00:03:58,183 A VERY LONG COFFEE BREAK. 81 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:03,632 AND THEN THAT BLASTED SPONGE CALLED THE COPS. 82 00:04:03,735 --> 00:04:05,183 THAT'S JUST NOT CRICKET. 83 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,459 NOW I'LL NEVER BE A TYRANNICAL OVERLORD. 84 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:10,149 DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING? 85 00:04:10,252 --> 00:04:12,907 NEXT TIME SPRAY SPONGEBOB, TOO. 86 00:04:13,011 --> 00:04:14,528 NOT SURE I FOLLOW YOU. 87 00:04:14,632 --> 00:04:15,976 LISTEN CAREFULLY. 88 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:16,666 SPRAY... 89 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:17,218 YES. 90 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:18,218 SPONGE... 91 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:18,838 UH-HUH. 92 00:04:18,942 --> 00:04:19,459 BOB... 93 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:19,942 RIGHT. 94 00:04:20,045 --> 00:04:20,942 TOO. 95 00:04:21,045 --> 00:04:22,494 NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING GIBBERISH. 96 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:24,321 WHAT I REALLY NEED IS TO 97 00:04:24,425 --> 00:04:26,045 SPRAY MR. KRABS AND SPONGEBOB. 98 00:04:26,149 --> 00:04:26,942 AHH, THAT'S JUST WHAT... 99 00:04:27,045 --> 00:04:28,528 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE 100 00:04:28,632 --> 00:04:30,114 OF YOUR LOONY SCHEMES, KAREN. 101 00:04:30,218 --> 00:04:31,563 I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 102 00:04:33,563 --> 00:04:36,045 AW, WHAT'S WRONG MR. BABY KRABS? 103 00:04:36,149 --> 00:04:38,183 ARE YOU THIRSTY? 104 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:40,356 THAT'S IT, DRINK UP. 105 00:04:42,873 --> 00:04:44,528 OK, MAYBE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 106 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,252 HOW ABOUT A NICE HOT KRABBY PATTY? 107 00:04:48,528 --> 00:04:50,735 YIKES, NOT EVEN A KRABBY PATTY HELPS. 108 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:53,080 HOW 'BOUT A STACK OF $20s? 109 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:54,632 "HEE..." 110 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,390 HANDS IN THE AIR. 111 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:58,494 PLANKTON. 112 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,873 THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, I'M BACK. 113 00:05:00,976 --> 00:05:03,942 AND YOU WON'T STOP ME THIS TIME. 114 00:05:07,114 --> 00:05:08,252 WHAT? 115 00:05:08,356 --> 00:05:12,425 SPONGEBOB'S A BABY BUT KRABS IS BACK TO NORMAL? 116 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:17,425 IT SEEMS A SECOND DOSE ACTS AS AN ANTIDOTE. 117 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:20,873 ONE SQUIRT EQUALS BABY. 118 00:05:20,976 --> 00:05:22,218 TWO SQUIRTS EQUALS ADULT. 119 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,356 OR IS IT THREE SQUIRTS FOR BABY 120 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:29,873 AND FOUR SQUIRTS FOR ADULTS? 121 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,045 BARNACLES, I'VE RUN OUT OF GAS. 122 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,252 AHEM... 123 00:05:33,356 --> 00:05:34,390 KRABS! 124 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:36,218 NICE DIAPER. 125 00:05:36,321 --> 00:05:38,390 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, I THINK I... 126 00:05:38,494 --> 00:05:41,149 YES, I'VE GOT IT. 127 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,149 THERE'D BETTER BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN BILLS IN HERE. 128 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:46,252 PLANKTON. 129 00:05:46,356 --> 00:05:47,528 PEEK-A-BOO. 130 00:05:47,632 --> 00:05:48,632 AHH! 131 00:05:48,735 --> 00:05:50,080 I CAN'T TOLERATE 132 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,356 YOUR STINKY GAS. 133 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:55,080 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 134 00:05:55,183 --> 00:05:57,080 I DON'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 135 00:05:57,183 --> 00:05:58,632 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, PLANKTON. 136 00:05:58,735 --> 00:05:59,356 NEVER. 137 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,183 OOH, ANOTHER PENNY. 138 00:06:01,287 --> 00:06:02,425 COME TO PAPA. 139 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,494 NOW WHAT WERE WE DOING? 140 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,356 THIS. 141 00:06:06,976 --> 00:06:09,114 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? 142 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:10,666 YOU GONNA CRY? 143 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,770 WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU? 144 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,356 THIS ISN'T BABY GAS. 145 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:16,597 IT'S SENIOR CITIZEN SPRAY. 146 00:06:16,701 --> 00:06:19,080 EH, WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY? 147 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:20,942 OUT OF MY WAY, METHUSELAH. 148 00:06:21,045 --> 00:06:22,563 YOU'RE OLD AND USELESS. 149 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:24,804 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 150 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:27,701 OLD PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST NATURAL RESOURCE. 151 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,183 I SALUTE YOU, ELDER CITIZENRY. 152 00:06:30,287 --> 00:06:32,149 I'M GETTING OLD LISTENING TO THIS. 153 00:06:32,252 --> 00:06:33,735 LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 154 00:06:36,183 --> 00:06:40,011 I REMEMBER WHEN A QUARTER USED TO COST A NICKEL. 155 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:44,390 THIS BABY GAS IS WORTHLESS... 156 00:06:44,494 --> 00:06:46,252 AT LEAST YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD 157 00:06:46,356 --> 00:06:49,183 TO STOP ME FROM STEALING A KRABBY PATTY. 158 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,873 WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY? 159 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:54,321 IT'LL TAKE MORE TIME TO EXPLAIN THAN YOU HAVE LEFT. 160 00:06:54,425 --> 00:06:55,321 WHAT? 161 00:06:57,425 --> 00:06:59,287 HE'S GOT THE KRABBY PATTY. 162 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:00,770 CATCH HIM. 163 00:07:00,873 --> 00:07:02,045 CATCH WHO? 164 00:07:02,149 --> 00:07:04,011 OH, GEZHUNDHEIT. 165 00:07:07,045 --> 00:07:09,045 VICTORY IS MINE. 166 00:07:09,149 --> 00:07:10,011 AH! 167 00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:11,804 AH! 168 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,218 AH! 169 00:07:14,045 --> 00:07:15,080 AH! 170 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:18,528 COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER. 171 00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:20,976 YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN. 172 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,528 WHEW. 173 00:07:22,632 --> 00:07:24,183 OOH, BOY. 174 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:26,218 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU, BOY. 175 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,838 I'M CATCHING UP WITH MY KNITTING. 176 00:07:28,942 --> 00:07:30,459 THAT'S IT. 177 00:07:30,563 --> 00:07:33,632 KNIT, YOU LITTLE NITWIT. 178 00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:36,183 THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. 179 00:07:36,287 --> 00:07:36,735 WHAT? 180 00:07:36,838 --> 00:07:38,838 NO! 181 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:41,666 I DEMAND YOU GEEZERS RELEASE ME! 182 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:44,425 RIGHT AFTER THE PARTY... 183 00:07:44,528 --> 00:07:46,149 THE PIÑATA PARTY. 184 00:07:46,252 --> 00:07:47,770 WHAT? 185 00:07:47,873 --> 00:07:49,976 THAT'S FOR CALLING US OLD. 186 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,494 HEY, QUIT IT. 187 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,597 I WANT CANDY. 188 00:07:53,701 --> 00:07:55,770 NO! 189 00:07:57,390 --> 00:08:00,563 ONE SQUIRT, PLUS ADULT... CARRY THE TWO 190 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:03,218 GAS VECTOR MINUS BODY WEIGHT, UM-HM... 191 00:08:03,321 --> 00:08:05,597 SQUARE ROOT OF SPONGEBOB... 192 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:07,356 OF COURSE. 193 00:08:07,459 --> 00:08:10,321 THE FINAL INGREDIENT THAT I'VE BEEN LACKING. 194 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:13,838 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YET SO EVIL. 195 00:08:13,942 --> 00:08:16,666 AND I KNOW JUST THE PLACE TO GET IT. 196 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:20,838 EXCUSE ME. 197 00:08:20,942 --> 00:08:22,390 WHAT AISLE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? 198 00:08:22,494 --> 00:08:23,804 YOU MEAN THE KELPO? 199 00:08:23,907 --> 00:08:25,494 NO, THAT THING. 200 00:08:25,597 --> 00:08:27,321 THE UGLY, DRIPPY, SMELLY THING. 201 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,356 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BABY? 202 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:30,321 CREEP. 203 00:08:32,494 --> 00:08:34,011 OW, OW, OW! 204 00:08:37,563 --> 00:08:39,632 BABY POWDER. 205 00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:42,287 THIS COULD BE JUST WHAT I NEED. 206 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,494 HEY, BUDDY. 207 00:08:43,597 --> 00:08:45,873 IS THIS MADE FROM REAL OR ARTIFICIAL BABIES? 208 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:48,252 OW, OW, OW, OW! 209 00:08:48,356 --> 00:08:52,080 THAT "POWDERED BABY" DID THE TRICK. 210 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,804 NOW MY BABY GAS CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL. 211 00:08:55,907 --> 00:08:57,390 JUST LIKE ALL YOUR OTHER PLANS 212 00:08:57,494 --> 00:08:59,390 THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY FAIL? 213 00:08:59,494 --> 00:09:01,183 WHAT IS IT NOW, KAREN? 214 00:09:01,287 --> 00:09:03,045 I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD TEST YOUR GAS 215 00:09:03,149 --> 00:09:05,459 BEFORE YOU RUN OVER THERE ALL WILLY-NILLY. 216 00:09:05,563 --> 00:09:07,873 THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 217 00:09:07,976 --> 00:09:09,976 AND I KNOW JUST THE GUINEA PIG. 218 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,252 PLANKTON... DON'T YOU DARE. 219 00:09:15,735 --> 00:09:18,666 KAREN, SPEAK TO ME. 220 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:20,390 IT WORKED. 221 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:26,114 EVERYONE SAY YOUR "A-B-C'S". 222 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,390 NOW WHEN YOU TURN INTO BABIES... 223 00:09:31,218 --> 00:09:32,770 YOU STAY BABIES. 224 00:09:35,149 --> 00:09:36,735 HEY, KRABS... CATCH. 225 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:44,701 WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE FELLOW? 226 00:09:51,183 --> 00:09:53,011 AHH! 227 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:01,080 MY MOMENT OF TRIUMPH. 228 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,390 WHOA! 229 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:03,666 WHAT THE... 230 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,838 OH, GROSS. 231 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:08,494 I COMMAND YOU TO STOP DROOLING ON ME. 232 00:10:08,597 --> 00:10:09,804 GOO. 233 00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:11,666 PUT ME DOWN. 234 00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:13,735 OW! 235 00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:15,114 STOP IT. 236 00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:18,356 I'M AN ADULT. 237 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:22,804 YEOW! 238 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:27,011 HUH? 239 00:10:27,114 --> 00:10:29,321 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 240 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:31,873 THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 241 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:33,701 HE'S TEETHING ON IT. 242 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:35,080 GIVE IT HERE 243 00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:37,321 YOU BIG STUPID BABY. 244 00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:39,149 OW. 245 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:47,976 I'VE GOT IT. 246 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,149 JUST LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 247 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,252 GET IT, KRABS? 248 00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:55,528 LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM YOU. 249 00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:57,356 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 250 00:10:59,838 --> 00:11:00,632 WHOO... 251 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,459 UH-OH. 252 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,942 AHEM. 253 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,770 MAMA'S EVIL LITTLE GENIUS NEEDS A DIAPER! 254 00:11:28,907 --> 00:11:31,045 ORDER UP. 255 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:35,873 GO NOW AND BLESS THE TASTE BUDS OF YOUR LUCKY CONNOISSEUR. 256 00:11:35,976 --> 00:11:37,183 MWAH. 257 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,425 IT WENT IN MY MOUTH. 258 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,494 CHOKING ON SENTIMENT. 259 00:11:49,149 --> 00:11:50,563 LIKE POISON. 260 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,459 OK, YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT SQUIDWARD. 261 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,907 THIS WILL BE A SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM THE CHEF. 262 00:11:55,011 --> 00:11:56,459 FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE. 263 00:11:56,563 --> 00:11:59,149 TWO DOUBLE KRABBY PATTIES COOKED TO PERFECTION 264 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,632 COMPLIMENTED BY A SIDE OF CORAL BITS AND A JUMBO DIET SODA. 265 00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:05,666 TOPPED OFF WITH A LITTLE EXTRA LOVE. 266 00:12:10,942 --> 00:12:13,252 ENJOY! 267 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,114 IT'S THE LITTLE DETAILS 268 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:19,183 THAT THEY REALLY APPRECIATE, ISN'T IT, SQUIDWARD? 269 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:20,701 UH... 270 00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:23,149 OH, YEAH, YOU'VE REALLY TOUCHED HISLIFE. 271 00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:27,873 NOTHING BEATS MAKING QUALITY FOOD FOR GOOD PEOPLE 272 00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:29,907 WITH DISCRIMINATING TASTES. 273 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:30,804 QUALITY FOOD? 274 00:12:30,907 --> 00:12:31,597 YEAH! 275 00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:32,425 GOOD PEOPLE? 276 00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:33,183 UH-HUH. 277 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,218 DISCRIMINATING TASTES? 278 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,735 TESTIFY! 279 00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,045 D'OH... 280 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,080 ONLY PATHETIC LOSERS WITH HORRIBLE TASTE 281 00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:45,252 WOULD EAT THIS GARBAGE. 282 00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:53,356 SQUIDWARD... 283 00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,045 THE KRUSTY CLIENTELE NEEDS TO BE CUDDLED 284 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,804 AND TREATED WITH RESPECT. 285 00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:58,356 THERE, THERE. 286 00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:01,011 MR. KRABS WOULD BE ASHAMED. 287 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,183 ALL RIGHT, YOU FILTHY BILGE RATS. 288 00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:03,701 MR. KRABS? 289 00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:06,666 YA GOT THREE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF ME RESTAURANT 290 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,045 BEFORE I KICK YA OUT. 291 00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:11,218 FINE, HAVE IT YER WAY. 292 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:19,563 WHAT'S HAPPENING, MR. KRABS? 293 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,770 AH, WE DON'T NEED THOSE LOSERS ANYMORE. 294 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:24,804 I'M TURNING THE RESTAURANT INTO ONE OF THOSE FANCY FROU-FROU PLACES 295 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:27,907 WHERE THEY CHARGE BIG BUCKS FOR ITSY-BITSY PORTIONS. 296 00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:28,597 FANCY... 297 00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:30,011 FROU-FROU? 298 00:13:30,114 --> 00:13:32,218 WE'RE GETTING A GOURMET CHEF FROM THE CHEF EXCHANGE PROGRAM 299 00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:35,218 AND I'M GONNA RAISE ME PRICES TO THE ROOF. 300 00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:39,114 CHEF EXCHANGE PROGRAM? 301 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:41,907 OH, UH, YEAH. 302 00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:44,183 YOU'RE BEING SHIPPED OFF TO SOME OTHER RESTAURANT 303 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:45,666 SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE. 304 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,873 THE DETAILS ARE KIND OF HAZY. 305 00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:51,770 BUT I PACKED YOUR BAGS AND YOUR BUS LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES. 306 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,494 HEH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S EARLY. 307 00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,011 IT WAS THAT EASY? 308 00:14:00,114 --> 00:14:01,494 ALL THESE YEARS? 309 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,770 I'VE UNDERESTIMATED THE POWER OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. 310 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,287 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 311 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,080 DOES YOUR MIDDLE NAME HAPPEN TO BE 312 00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:17,666 "NO SPONGEBOB WITHIN A THOUSAND KILOMETERS OF HERE?" 313 00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:22,804 I FIND YOU DISGUSTING. 314 00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:29,770 HOWEVER, MY CULTURE DICTATES THAT I MUST KISS YOU REGARDLESS. 315 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:33,045 MWAH, MWAH... . 316 00:14:33,149 --> 00:14:35,149 MWAH, MWAH... . 317 00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:40,045 WELL, HE'S JUST AS AFFECTIONATE AS THE BOY. 318 00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:42,942 BUT THE SURLY ATTITUDE IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 319 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:53,976 French Chef: WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH? 320 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,114 I WOULD NOT WIPE MY OWN BOTTOM WITH THIS. 321 00:14:57,218 --> 00:14:59,390 START OVER. 322 00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:00,632 AND THIS... 323 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,770 I WOULD NOT WASH MY OWN BOTTOM WITH THIS 324 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:09,701 AFTER CAREFULLY WIPING AND WIPING AND WIPING. 325 00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,563 NOW GO STAND IN THE CORNER 326 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:14,804 AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. 327 00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:17,252 AND WHERE IS MY EXCHANGE CHEF? 328 00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:19,632 UM, RIGHT HERE, SIR. 329 00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:22,252 OH, HO-HO-HO, THERE YOU ARE. 330 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,597 BONJOUR. 331 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,287 OOH... 332 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,597 NOW... 333 00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:31,321 GET TO YOUR STATION AND PREPARE ME YOUR BEST DISH! 334 00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:41,425 MWAH. 335 00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:44,735 ZIS IS NOT FUNNY. 336 00:15:44,838 --> 00:15:48,045 AND I CERTAINLY DID NOT EXCHANGE MY TOP SOUS-CHEF 337 00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:50,149 FOR A... HOW YOU SAY? 338 00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:51,873 COMEDIAN! 339 00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:59,632 PREPARE ME A GOURMET DISH... 340 00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:02,080 NOW! 341 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:05,390 I'M SURE WITH ALL MY YEARS IN THE KITCHEN 342 00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:08,632 I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN... 343 00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:11,287 JUST WARMING UP. 344 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,425 AH! 345 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:16,459 COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 346 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,356 AHH! 347 00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:24,666 JUST ONE EGG AND... 348 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,045 NO... . 349 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:31,907 NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER. 350 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:35,838 YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY... 351 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,563 THIS TASTE IS... IS FANTASTIC. 352 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,114 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 353 00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:46,735 A KRABBY PATTY. 354 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:52,494 ZE WHOLE WORLD MUST TASTE THIS. 355 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,770 French Man: MEANWHILE, AT THE KRUSTY KRAB... 356 00:16:58,494 --> 00:16:59,459 HEY, SQUIDWARD. 357 00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:00,804 LOOK AT THIS. 358 00:17:00,907 --> 00:17:04,528 WE'RE CHARGING $52 SMACKAROOS FOR THIS LITTLE GUY 359 00:17:09,183 --> 00:17:11,321 OHH... WHAT IS THAT? 360 00:17:11,425 --> 00:17:12,976 HEH, I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,701 SOME KIND OF BEAN PASTE OR SOMETHING. 362 00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,218 WRONG, MONSIEUR. 363 00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:20,045 IT IS THE RARE FRUIT OF THE KAZOOK TREE. 364 00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:23,321 SO... IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE ROTTEN GYM SOCKS? 365 00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,425 ITS NATURALLY RANCID ODOR 366 00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:28,563 CAN ONLY BE NEUTRALIZED BY SHREDDED GOLD. 367 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:32,528 SHREDDED ... GOLD? 368 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:40,287 COULDN'T WE USE LESS EXPENSIVE INGREDIENTS? 369 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,149 PRICE CAN BE NO OBJECT 370 00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:44,873 WHEN DEALING WITH EXQUISITE FOOD LIKE ZIS. 371 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:48,735 IT MUST BE PREPARED WITH ONLY THE FINEST INGREDIENTS 372 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:51,838 AND EATEN WITH ONLY THE FINEST SILVERWARE 373 00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:54,666 WHILE SITTING ON THE FINEST FURNITURE. 374 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,838 ZIS IS NOT THE CHAIR I ORDERED. 375 00:17:59,942 --> 00:18:02,425 YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, THOSE WERE OUT OF STOCK. 376 00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,494 AND ZIS FORK OF PLASTIC... 377 00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:07,356 SPRAY PAINTED TO LOOK SILVER, IS IT NOT? 378 00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:11,666 I CANNOT PREPARE FOOD 379 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,735 UNDER THESE CONDITIONS! 380 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,563 MONSIEURSPONGEBOB. 381 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,838 ALTHOUGH IT IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION 382 00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:28,149 OF THE CHEF EXCHANGE PROGRAM RULES 383 00:18:28,252 --> 00:18:30,907 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THESE KISSES 384 00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:32,976 ARE NOT MERELY A FORMALITY. 385 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,252 THEY ARE GENUINE. 386 00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:41,045 I AM SURE THAT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF A LONG AND... 387 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,011 WELL, MY TIME HERE IS UP. 388 00:18:45,114 --> 00:18:48,321 I'M OFFICIALLY A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE ONCE AGAIN. 389 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:51,942 I APOLOGIZE, MONSIEURSPONGEBOB 390 00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:53,425 BUT YOU SEE, MY CUSTOMERS HAVE GROWN 391 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:55,701 RATHER FOND OF YOUR KRABBY PATTIES. 392 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:57,804 THE KRABBY PATTIES. 393 00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,528 I ALMOST FORGOT. 394 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:03,459 THESE BABIES ALSO BELONG TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 395 00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:05,804 WHAT? OH, MY. 396 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,976 SO LONG. 397 00:19:11,907 --> 00:19:14,459 WAIT, JUST ONE MORE. 398 00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:15,770 I'M SORRY... 399 00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:17,942 BUT I'VE GOT TO GO... 400 00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,597 I'M RUINED. 401 00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:37,494 BUSTED. 402 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:40,976 HELLO? 403 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,701 Daddy, the house is full of burglars. 404 00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,494 OH-HO, NO, THOSE AREN'T BURGLARS, PEARL. 405 00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:48,735 THOSE ARE JUST FRIENDLY REPO MEN. 406 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,976 MR. KRABS, TELL THESE GUYS TO LET GO OF ME. 407 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,804 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, UNTIL I COME UP WITH THE MONEY I OWE 408 00:19:55,907 --> 00:19:57,873 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE STAYIN' WITH THESE NICE GENTS. 409 00:19:57,976 --> 00:19:59,597 YOU SOLD ME? 410 00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:01,011 NO... 411 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:02,563 BARTERED, IS MORE LIKE IT. 412 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,459 THEY KEEP YOU- I KEEP MY KNEECAPS, HEH-HEH. 413 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,459 COME ON, MAC. 414 00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:08,114 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 415 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,563 OH, MR. LE SCHNOOK. 416 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:12,976 I'VE LOST EVERYTHING. 417 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,873 I'M BANKRUPT. 418 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:18,045 YOU AND YOUR FANCY EATS ARE ALL I GOT LEFT NOW. 419 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,356 NOT QUITE. 420 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:23,080 MY TIME IN THE CHEF'S EXCHANGE PROGRAM HAS EXPIRED 421 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:26,873 SO MY "EATS" AND I ARE LEAVING. 422 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,770 THIS IS FOR YOU. 423 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:30,218 IS IT MONEY? 424 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,632 IT IS THE BILL FOR MY SERVICES. 425 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,425 ONE SIDE, PLEASE. 426 00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:53,356 OH, I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL. 427 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,149 I TURNED AWAY SPONGEBOB 428 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,390 THE BEST FRY COOK I EVER HAD 429 00:20:57,494 --> 00:21:00,666 AND IT COST ME EVERYTHING. 430 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,838 MR. KRABS. 431 00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:05,701 OH, I CAN STILL HEAR HIS SWEET LITTLE VOICE. 432 00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:07,838 MR. KRABS. 433 00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:09,563 OK, NOW I'M SCARED. 434 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:10,976 MR. KRABS! 435 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,528 DARN HIS CURSED, MOCKING VOICE, I... 436 00:21:14,632 --> 00:21:16,011 SPONGEBOB? 437 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,666 AHOY, MR. KRABS. 438 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,907 SPONGEBOB, ME BOY, YOU'VE COME BACK. 439 00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:22,183 AND YOU'VE BROUGHT CUSTOMERS. 440 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,011 WELL, MR. SQUIDWARD, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 441 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,494 I GOT ME POOR DISGUSTIN' OLD CLIENTELE BACK 442 00:21:32,597 --> 00:21:34,873 AND ME RICH DISGUSTIN' NEW CLIENTELE TO BOOT. 443 00:21:36,183 --> 00:21:38,528 I'M BACK IN BUSINESS. 444 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,011 COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVE THEM TABLES TO EAT ON? 445 00:21:41,114 --> 00:21:42,838 OH-HO... NO WAY. 446 00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:45,425 SEE, I'VE LEARNED YA CAN'T BUY ME CUSTOMER LOYALTY 447 00:21:45,528 --> 00:21:49,218 WITH FANCY TABLES, FROU-FROU FOOD, OR EVEN SANITARY CONDITIONS. 448 00:21:49,321 --> 00:21:52,321 HEY, GET BACK YOU, EAT YOUR OWN... 449 00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:55,942 NOPE, JUST GOOD FOOD PREPARED WITH LOVE. 450 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,425 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SPONGEBOB? 451 00:21:57,528 --> 00:21:59,873 YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS. 452 00:21:59,976 --> 00:22:01,701 MWAH.