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ARE YA READY, KIDS?AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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NICE TRY, "ALARMY..."

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BUT YOU GOTTA
GET UP PRETTY EARLY

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TO WAKE MEUP ON PICTURE DAY.

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NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, GARY...

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I MUST GO
MAKE MYSELF PICTURESQUE.

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PERFECT.

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I'M READY, WHOO-HOO!

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FINE, FINE,
NOT TO WORRY, NO PROBLEM.

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I'M READY, AGAIN.

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IT'S TIME TO TAKE
A CORRECTIVE APPROACH.

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GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

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I'D LOVE TO STOP AND CHAT
RIGHT NOW,

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BUT IT'S PICTURE DAY.

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STILL LOOKING GOOD, "SPONGIE"

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AND BOATING SCHOOL
IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

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TAKE COVER!

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THE TEENAGERS,
THEY'VE BEEN LET OUT OF SCHOOL

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AND THEY'RE PELTING US
WITH BALLOONS FILLED WITH...

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KETCHUP?

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SAVE YOURSELF, KID.

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I'M FINISHED.

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GOT YOU!

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WAIT, WAIT, DON'T SQUIRT!

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PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO SPARE ME.

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I'VE GOT PICTURE DAY TODAY.

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OH, PICTURES, HUH?

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WELL, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH YOUR MAKEUP, HAH!

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WELL, I'M NOT SURE
HOW I DID IT, BUT I...

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OH!

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FIDDLESTICKS.

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MISSED AGAIN.

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AND NOW, AS AN EXTRA PRECAUTION

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TO KEEP ME LOOKING
SHINY AND NEW...

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NO GRIME CAN PENETRATE
THE GLOSSY SHEEN OF...

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THERE IT IS.

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SO CLOSE...

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AND STILL SO SHINY.

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HEY, IT'S JUST WATER.

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NAH, NAH!

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STAMPS?

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OATMEAL.

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GLUE.

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HEY, BUDDY.

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PATRICK, A LITTLE PRIVACY?

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OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.

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I JUST CAME OVER
TO BORROW SOME JELLY.

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WELL, GO AHEAD...

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BUT I DON'T HAVE
TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW.

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I AM LATE FOR PICTURE DAY

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AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET TO SCHOOL

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WITHOUT BEING COVERED
BY UNSIGHTLY DEBRIS.

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IF ONLY I HAD
A SEALED BARRIER

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TO PROTECT ME FROM THE
FILTH OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

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I HAVE THE SOLUTION.

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EW.

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I HAVE SOLVED
MY HUNGER PROBLEM.

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THAT'S IT!

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THIS JELLY JAR WILL INSULATE ME

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FROM THE DIRTY DREGS
OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

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IF YOU DON'T MIND, PATRICK,
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

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WE'RE HERE.

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HEY, WHY'D I BRING JELLY FOR?

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UH, PATRICK...

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OH, YEAH.

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I WAS GONNA PUT IT
ON THIS PEANUT BUTTER TACO.

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PATRICK!

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I'M NOT JELLY,
I'M NOT JELLY!

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SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF MY TACO.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?

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PATRICK, I JUST WANT
TO TAKE A DECENT PICTURE TODAY

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BECAUSE SOMEDAY, I WILL
GRADUATE FROM BOATING SCHOOL

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AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GUY

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COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER

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AND TACO SHELLS.

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THERE YOU ARE.

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SAY CHEESE.

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AND HERE'S THE LAST ONE.

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NOW, JUST GIVE A NICE SMILE
TO THE CAMERA, SPONGEBOB.

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WAIT, CAN I GO HOME
AND CHANGE FIRST?

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NO TIME.

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SAY CHEESE.

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CHEESE, CHEESE,
CHEESE, CHEESE.

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QUIT THAT MOODY BROODING.

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THIS WILL CLEAN YOU UP.

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DON'T SNIVEL LIKE THAT.

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A WINNER DOESN'T SNIVEL.

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TRY PUTTING THIS ON.

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THIS IS IT.

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NOW YOU ARE LOOKING
LIKE A WINNER.

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SPONGEBOB, PLEASE STOP CRYING

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SO HE CAN TAKE THE PICTURE.

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DO NOT WORRY, MRS. PUFF.

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I BROUGHT PEARLIE.

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I CAN'T STOP CRYING.

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THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE...

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JA, WHETHER YOU
WANT TO OR NOT.

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NOW, SAY CHEESE.

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CHEESE.

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THERE I AM.

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HEY, I DON'T LOOK
SO BAD AFTER ALL.

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YEESH, WE NEED
SOME CUSTOMERS IN HERE.

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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

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I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN.

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YES, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.

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IT'S A COMMON SYMPTOM.

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PATRICK IS SUFFERING
FROM KRABBY PATTY WITHDRAWAL.

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HE NEEDS ONE

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OR HE'LL KEEP MUMBLING ABOUT IT
FOR THE NEXT 3-1/2 MINUTES.

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OOH, HE NEEDS ONE, EH?

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METHINKS A PAYING CUSTOMER'S
IN OUR MIDST.

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PATRICK, HOW'S A KRABBY PATTY
WITH EXTRA CHEESE SOUND?

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GIVE ME!

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NOT YET.

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FIRST, I HAVE TO KNOW.

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CAN YOU PAY FOR IT?

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OH, YEAH, I CAN PAY FOR IT.

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GOOD BOY.

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10 SECONDS LATER.

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MY GOOD MAN, HOW YOU DOING?

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GOOD.
EXCELLENT.

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NOW, LET'S GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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IT'S YOUR BILL.

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I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

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WHAT?

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU COULD PAY FOR IT.

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OH, I'M PAYING FOR IT,
ALL RIGHT.

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NON-PAYING CUSTOMER!

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HUH?

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YOU'RE GONNA PAY,
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

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ALL RIGHT, PATRICK...

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IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY
FOR YOUR FOOD WITH MONEY

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YOU'RE GONNA PAY
WITH HARD, PHYSICAL LABOR.

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I WANT YOU TO SWAB THE LATRINE.

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I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE
TO CHECK UP ON YOU.

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BOTTOM-FEEDING IMBECILES.

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NO PROBLEM.

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SO, PATRICK, HOW ARE YOU...

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WHAT IN BLAZES DID YOU DO?

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I ACCIDENTALLY TRIED
THE HAND SOAP.

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IT DOESN'T TASTE
AS GOOD AS IT SMELLS.

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SEE THESE ICE CUBE TRAYS?

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I WANT YOU TO PUT 'EM
IN THAT BUCKET.

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HOW DO I DO IT?

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FIGURE IT OUT.

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UH...

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I HAVE TO BE VERY GENTLE.

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WHAT THE...

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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ALMOST DONE, MR. KRABS.

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YOU'VE DESTROYED
ME REFRIGERATOR.

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YOU'VE DESTROYED MANY OF
THE THINGS I LOVE.

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I GOT ANOTHER JOB THAT EVEN

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A NIMROD LIKE YOU
COULDN'T MESS UP.

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ALL'S YOU GOTTA DO

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IS THROW
ALL OF THESE TRASH BAGS

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DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE, LIKE SO.

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SEE?

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YUP. GOOD.

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BECAUSE IF YOU MESS THISUP

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YOU'LL NEVER EAT
ANOTHER KRABBY PATTY AGAIN.

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HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

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HERE, BOY, TAKE THIS SACK
OF LOOT AND PUT HER IN ME SAFE.

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OKEY-DOKEY, MR. KRABS.

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HUH?

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HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

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PATRICK?

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WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

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I HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS TRASH

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BUT IT WON'T GO DOWN.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HIT
THE TRASH COMPACTOR SWITCH.

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SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

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OH, NO, THERE'S ONE LEFT.

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PATRICK, THAT'S NOT A...
TRASH BAG.

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NO!

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WHY WON'T YOU GO DOWN?

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WELL, WELL, LET'S SEE HOW
THE POOR BOY'S DOING.

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WELL, DID YOU EARN ME
MONEY BACK YET, PATRICK?

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CAN I EAT NOW?

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THANK YOU, MR. POSTMAN.

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THANKS, GARY.

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HM, CAN'T READ
THE RETURN ADDRESS.

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MAYBE THIS'LL SHED SOME LIGHT.

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"HEY, SPONGEBOB.

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IT'S YOUR COUSIN, BLACKJACK.

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GUESS WHAT?

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I'M OUT OF PRISON AND DECIDED
TO PAY YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.

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IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN

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MEET ME FOR A WRESTLING MATCH
AT THEIR HOUSE.

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TRY IT, LITTLE MAN...
BLACKJACK."

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COUSIN BLACKJACK'S
OUT OF PRISON?

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THAT'S RIGHT, GARY.

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THECOUSIN BLACKJACK.

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THE SAME COUSIN BLACKJACK

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THAT USED TO BEAT ME UP
ALL THE TIME WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

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COME ON, LITTLE MAN.

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LET'S GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS,
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH.

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WHY SHOULD WE?

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BECAUSE IT'LL SHOW...

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WHAT A LITTLE MAN YOU ARE.

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OH, NO.

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THAT WAS YEARS AGO, GARY.

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00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,630
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.

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00:13:29,802 --> 00:13:32,181
JUST IMAGINE WHAT
HE MUST LOOK LIKE NOW.

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HI, SPONGEBOB.

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IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL...

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A LITTLE MAN.

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NO!

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THAT BRUTE HAS MY PARENTS.

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I GOTTA GET OVER THERE.

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GARY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG I'LL BE GONE.

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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'LL EVER COME BACK.

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I MAY GET BEATEN
TO A QUIVERING PULP

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BUT I MUST DO IT,
FOR THE SAKE OF MY PARENTS.

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00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:11,388
OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE?

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00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:13,974
WHAT'S THIS?

224
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"DO NOT CROSS."

225
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IS THAT POLICE TAPE?

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00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,285
THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON

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A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.

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NO!

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00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,630
GET IT TOGETHER, SQUAREPANTS.

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TO FACE BLACKJACK, YOU'VE
GOTTA BE AS TOUGH AS NAILS.

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HUH? WHAT?

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00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,733
ALL THE FURNITURE
IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.

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00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:42,250
THE POLICE MUST
HAVE COVERED EVERYTHING
TO PRESERVE THE CRIME SCENE.

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00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:45,319
WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED HERE?

235
00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:48,250
WHAT'S THIS?

236
00:14:48,457 --> 00:14:50,664
BLACKJACK SMASHED
MY FAMILY PORTRAIT.

237
00:14:50,836 --> 00:14:51,733
OH, NO.

238
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,009
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
WITH MY PARENTS?

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00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:59,285
OH, DARLING, IT'S SO NICE
TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU

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00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:03,871
WHAT WITH YOU IN THE OFFICE
ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.

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00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:13,802
I GOT A NEW OUTFIT FOR YOU.

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FIEND.

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00:15:18,457 --> 00:15:19,526
WHERE DID HE TAKE THEM?

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00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:21,871
I MUST FIND MORE EVIDENCE.

245
00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:22,974
WHAT'S THIS?

246
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,354
ANOTHER NOTE?

247
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:27,836
"SPONGEBOB, I PAID
YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.

248
00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:30,561
NOW, I'M GONNA DO
THE SAME WITH GRANDMA.

249
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,802
YOU BETTER HURRY,
LITTLE MAN-BOY...

250
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,112
BLACKJACK."

251
00:15:34,285 --> 00:15:35,285
HE'S GONNA GET GRANDMA TOO.

252
00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:38,009
I HAVE TO STOP HIM.

253
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:41,112
GRANDMA!

254
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,112
GRANDMA, WHERE ARE YOU?

255
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:44,388
ARE YOU OK?

256
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,802
GRANDMA, YOU IN HERE?

257
00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:48,354
GRANDMA?

258
00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,285
OH, NO, I'M TOO LATE.

259
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,940
HE BURNT YOU TO A CRISP.

260
00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:55,871
OH, THAT ANIMAL.

261
00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:58,181
SPONGEBOB?

262
00:15:58,216 --> 00:15:59,767
GRANDMA?

263
00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:02,112
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
FROM BEYOND THE BEYOND?

264
00:16:02,147 --> 00:16:05,319
WELL, IF YOU MEAN FROM
BEYOND THE KITCHEN TABLE, YES.

265
00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:07,216
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

266
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,492
I'VE BAKED A FRESH BATCH
OF GINGERBREAD MEN.

267
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,526
BUT WHERE'S BLACKJACK?

268
00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:14,078
OH, BLACKJACK JUST CALLED
AND LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU.

269
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,630
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT

270
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,457
BECAUSE HE'S GOT
SOME LOOSE ENDS TO TIE UP.

271
00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:18,905
LOOSE ENDS?

272
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,147
MY PARENTS!

273
00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:21,561
HE'S TIED THEM UP?

274
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:23,043
AND IF YOU DON'T HURRY,
YOU'LL MISS OUT

275
00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:24,078
ON ALL THE FUN.

276
00:16:29,492 --> 00:16:31,250
AND WHEN IT'S ALL DONE

277
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,457
HE'LL NEED HELP
CLEANING UP THE MESS.

278
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,492
CLEANING UP THE MESS?

279
00:16:38,526 --> 00:16:39,940
I GOTTA GET HELP.

280
00:16:40,112 --> 00:16:41,423
I'LL GO TO UNCLE CAP'N BLUE'S.

281
00:16:41,457 --> 00:16:43,561
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

282
00:16:48,388 --> 00:16:49,630
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE,
I NEED YOUR HELP.

283
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:52,457
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
LITTLE SPONGEBOB.

284
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,423
PLANT A FIRM ONE ON ME, BOBBY.

285
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:59,009
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME
RESCUE MY PARENTS.

286
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:00,595
SURE, LITTLE BOBBY.

287
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,423
I COULD USE SOME
HELP WITH THE LAWN

288
00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,216
BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS
TO DO THE JOB RIGHT.

289
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:13,630
346 MINUTES LATER.

290
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,043
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE...

291
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:22,423
I NEED TO HELP MY PARENTS.

292
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,319
THEY'RE IN DANGER.

293
00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:26,664
WHAT, YOU WANNA
BUILD A FENCE?

294
00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:29,664
THE BOY CAME TO WORK.

295
00:17:29,836 --> 00:17:31,905
ACTUALLY, I CAME
TO TRY TO FIND MY...

296
00:17:32,078 --> 00:17:33,733
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE

297
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,526
I'VE MADE A TOMATO AND CLAM
JUICE SMOOTHIE TO REFRESH YOU.

298
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,733
AH.

299
00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:47,009
AND HOW MANY CANDLES YOU
BURNIN' OUT THERE... OVER?

300
00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:51,112
DO YOU COPY... OVER?

301
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,630
COPY... DO YOU COPY?

302
00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:57,216
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE,
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE!

303
00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:58,974
PLEASE HELP ME.

304
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,630
WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

305
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:25,836
OH... .

306
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,319
MUCH, MUCH,
MUCH LATER.

307
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,526
I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING
FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!

308
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:47,354
LANDSCAPING?

309
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,250
ISN'T IT A LITTLE DARK OUT
FOR LANDSCAPING?

310
00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:57,181
LISTEN, UNCLE CAP'N BLUE.

311
00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,043
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

312
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,767
COUSIN BLACKJACK HAS MY PARENTS
HELD CAPTIVE AT HIS HOUSE.

313
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,492
THEY LET THAT DANGEROUS
MISCREANT OUT OF PRISON?

314
00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:06,733
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PARENTS
ARE IN TROUBLE, KID.

315
00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:09,319
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
TO RESCUE THEM NOW!

316
00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:10,595
WHOA THERE, LITTLE BOBBY.

317
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,595
NO CAN DO.

318
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:15,630
BUT UNCLE CAP'N BLUE,
I NEED THE HELP OF
A CRIMEFIGHTER LIKE YOU.

319
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,871
NO, NO, I DON'T CHASE
CRIMINALS THESE DAYS.

320
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:20,492
I'M RETIRED, AND IF I WERE YOU

321
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:22,664
I'D CONSIDER TURNING
AROUND AND GOING HOME.

322
00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:25,009
YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT
FOR THIS KIND OF WORK, BOY.

323
00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:28,905
AN INNOCENT KID LIKE YOU
DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE
AGAINST A CRIMINAL MIND.

324
00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:30,147
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

325
00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:32,561
WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT
DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?

326
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,905
YOU MEAN THEY WON'T GIVE ME
A PUSH ON THE SWING SET?

327
00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:37,526
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY,
I HOPE YOU'VE PRACTICED

328
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,561
WALKING WITHOUT LEGS...

329
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,940
OR ARMS OR A BODY.

330
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,457
BUT SINCE YOU INSIST

331
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,698
I'LL DRIVE YOU
ALL THE WAY OVER
TO BLACKJACK'S RIGHT NOW.

332
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,388
JUST TRY TO RELAX
UNTIL WE GET THERE.

333
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,561
THERE IT IS, WE'RE HERE.

334
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,423
UH, LOCK THE DOOR
BEHIND YOU, KID.

335
00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:15,630
OHH!

336
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:18,698
NICE WORMY, NICE WORMY.

337
00:20:18,871 --> 00:20:20,112
NICE WORMY.

338
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:23,905
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

339
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,043
WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT
DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?

340
00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:37,664
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE IS RIGHT.

341
00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:39,388
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.

342
00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:40,836
I SHOULD JUST TURN AROUND
AND GO HOME.

343
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,905
MOTHER!

344
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,319
MOM!

345
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:47,630
Mrs. HELP ME!

346
00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:49,664
THEY'RE TRAPPED
IN THE BASEMENT.

347
00:20:51,112 --> 00:20:53,009
MOM, DAD, QUICK!

348
00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:54,630
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

349
00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:57,423
OH, BUT IF WE LEAVE NOW,
WE'LL MISS THE PARTY.

350
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,526
PARTY?

351
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,457
OH, WHY, YES.

352
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:01,595
WE'RE CELEBRATING
YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK'S

353
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:03,078
RELEASE FROM PRISON.

354
00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:06,974
NOW IF YOUR KLUTZY MOTHER CAN
STOP DROPPING HER PUNCH GLASS

355
00:21:07,147 --> 00:21:09,078
LIKE SHE DROPPED
THAT PICTURE FRAME...

356
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,630
I TOLD YOU, HAROLD,
THAT WAS THE FUMIGATOR'S FAULT.

357
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:14,802
THE FUMIGATOR'S?

358
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,216
SO THAT WASN'T A CRIME SCENE
I SAW AT YOUR HOUSE.

359
00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:20,767
THE ONLY CRIME THAT EVER
HAPPENED AT OUR HOUSE

360
00:21:20,802 --> 00:21:23,630
WAS THE INFESTATION
OF THOSE WORTHLESS KRILL

361
00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:25,457
BUT THEY SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW.

362
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:29,078
SO YOU TWO AREN'T BEING
TORTURED BY COUSIN BLACKJACK?

363
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,492
NO, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK

364
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:33,147
HAS PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY

365
00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:35,802
AND RENOUNCED
HIS CRIMINAL WAYS.

366
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,043
NEVER AGAIN WILL HE LITTER.

367
00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:39,905
THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE MAN.

368
00:21:40,078 --> 00:21:42,388
OH, WELL, HERE COMES
THE MAN OF THE HOUR.

369
00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:44,492
HE'S BEEN TALKING ALL DAY ABOUT

370
00:21:44,664 --> 00:21:46,492
PLAYING WITH HIS
LITTLE COUSIN AGAIN.

371
00:21:46,664 --> 00:21:48,043
HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT

372
00:21:48,216 --> 00:21:50,871
JUMPING ROPE WITH YOU
LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

373
00:21:52,871 --> 00:21:54,802
DID YOU COME HERE TO QUIVER
LIKE A JELLYFISH

374
00:21:54,974 --> 00:21:57,767
OR DID YOU COME TO WRESTLE?

375
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,595
TO QUIVER.

376
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,871
I ALWAYS KNEW
YOU WERE A LITTLE MAN.

377
00:22:04,043 --> 00:22:06,595
PREPARE TO RELIVE
YOUR PAST IN THE PRESENT.

378
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:12,285
COME ON, LITTLE BOBBY.

379
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,940
DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU.

380
00:22:14,112 --> 00:22:16,664
YOU'VE GOT TO STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF THIS TIME.

381
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,871
THAT'S IT!

382
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:21,526
I AM NOT GONNA
TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

383
00:22:21,698 --> 00:22:22,836
I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.

384
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,698
YOU WANT TO TUSSLE?

385
00:22:24,871 --> 00:22:26,009
WELL, LET'S TUSSLE IT UP!

386
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:34,767
COUSIN BLACKJACK?

387
00:22:34,802 --> 00:22:36,561
IN THE LIVING FLESH.

388
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,078
THAT TICKLES.

389
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,802
JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS,
EH, COUSIN?

390
00:22:47,974 --> 00:22:50,698
YEAH, BLACKJACK,
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.