ARE YA READY, KIDS?AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
I CAN'T HEARYOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
NICE TRY, "ALARMY..."
BUT YOU GOTTA GET UP PRETTY EARLY
TO WAKE MEUP ON PICTURE DAY.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GARY...
I MUST GO MAKE MYSELF PICTURESQUE.
PERFECT.
I'M READY, WHOO-HOO!
FINE, FINE, NOT TO WORRY, NO PROBLEM.
I'M READY, AGAIN.
IT'S TIME TO TAKE A CORRECTIVE APPROACH.
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
I'D LOVE TO STOP AND CHAT RIGHT NOW,
BUT IT'S PICTURE DAY.
STILL LOOKING GOOD, "SPONGIE"
AND BOATING SCHOOL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
TAKE COVER!
THE TEENAGERS, THEY'VE BEEN LET OUT OF SCHOOL
AND THEY'RE PELTING US WITH BALLOONS FILLED WITH...
KETCHUP?
SAVE YOURSELF, KID.
I'M FINISHED.
GOT YOU!
WAIT, WAIT, DON'T SQUIRT!
PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO SPARE ME.
I'VE GOT PICTURE DAY TODAY.
OH, PICTURES, HUH?
WELL, LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR MAKEUP, HAH!
WELL, I'M NOT SURE HOW I DID IT, BUT I...
OH!
FIDDLESTICKS.
MISSED AGAIN.
AND NOW, AS AN EXTRA PRECAUTION
TO KEEP ME LOOKING SHINY AND NEW...
NO GRIME CAN PENETRATE THE GLOSSY SHEEN OF...
THERE IT IS.
SO CLOSE...
AND STILL SO SHINY.
HEY, IT'S JUST WATER.
NAH, NAH!
STAMPS?
OATMEAL.
GLUE.
HEY, BUDDY.
PATRICK, A LITTLE PRIVACY?
OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.
I JUST CAME OVER TO BORROW SOME JELLY.
WELL, GO AHEAD...
BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW.
I AM LATE FOR PICTURE DAY
AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET TO SCHOOL
WITHOUT BEING COVERED BY UNSIGHTLY DEBRIS.
IF ONLY I HAD A SEALED BARRIER
TO PROTECT ME FROM THE FILTH OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
I HAVE THE SOLUTION.
EW.
I HAVE SOLVED MY HUNGER PROBLEM.
THAT'S IT!
THIS JELLY JAR WILL INSULATE ME
FROM THE DIRTY DREGS OF BIKINI BOTTOM.
IF YOU DON'T MIND, PATRICK, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
WE'RE HERE.
HEY, WHY'D I BRING JELLY FOR?
UH, PATRICK...
OH, YEAH.
I WAS GONNA PUT IT ON THIS PEANUT BUTTER TACO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PATRICK!
I'M NOT JELLY, I'M NOT JELLY!
SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF MY TACO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?
PATRICK, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DECENT PICTURE TODAY
BECAUSE SOMEDAY, I WILL GRADUATE FROM BOATING SCHOOL
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GUY
COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER
AND TACO SHELLS.
THERE YOU ARE.
SAY CHEESE.
AND HERE'S THE LAST ONE.
NOW, JUST GIVE A NICE SMILE TO THE CAMERA, SPONGEBOB.
WAIT, CAN I GO HOME AND CHANGE FIRST?
NO TIME.
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE.
QUIT THAT MOODY BROODING.
THIS WILL CLEAN YOU UP.
DON'T SNIVEL LIKE THAT.
A WINNER DOESN'T SNIVEL.
TRY PUTTING THIS ON.
THIS IS IT.
NOW YOU ARE LOOKING LIKE A WINNER.
SPONGEBOB, PLEASE STOP CRYING
SO HE CAN TAKE THE PICTURE.
DO NOT WORRY, MRS. PUFF.
I BROUGHT PEARLIE.
I CAN'T STOP CRYING.
THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE...
JA, WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT.
NOW, SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE.
THERE I AM.
HEY, I DON'T LOOK SO BAD AFTER ALL.
YEESH, WE NEED SOME CUSTOMERS IN HERE.
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN.
YES, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.
IT'S A COMMON SYMPTOM.
PATRICK IS SUFFERING FROM KRABBY PATTY WITHDRAWAL.
HE NEEDS ONE
OR HE'LL KEEP MUMBLING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 3-1/2 MINUTES.
OOH, HE NEEDS ONE, EH?
METHINKS A PAYING CUSTOMER'S IN OUR MIDST.
PATRICK, HOW'S A KRABBY PATTY WITH EXTRA CHEESE SOUND?
GIVE ME!
NOT YET.
FIRST, I HAVE TO KNOW.
CAN YOU PAY FOR IT?
OH, YEAH, I CAN PAY FOR IT.
GOOD BOY.
10 SECONDS LATER.
MY GOOD MAN, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD. EXCELLENT.
NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S YOUR BILL.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
WHAT?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD PAY FOR IT.
OH, I'M PAYING FOR IT, ALL RIGHT.
NON-PAYING CUSTOMER!
HUH?
YOU'RE GONNA PAY, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK...
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY FOR YOUR FOOD WITH MONEY
YOU'RE GONNA PAY WITH HARD, PHYSICAL LABOR.
I WANT YOU TO SWAB THE LATRINE.
I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE TO CHECK UP ON YOU.
BOTTOM-FEEDING IMBECILES.
NO PROBLEM.
SO, PATRICK, HOW ARE YOU...
WHAT IN BLAZES DID YOU DO?
I ACCIDENTALLY TRIED THE HAND SOAP.
IT DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD AS IT SMELLS.
SEE THESE ICE CUBE TRAYS?
I WANT YOU TO PUT 'EM IN THAT BUCKET.
HOW DO I DO IT?
FIGURE IT OUT.
UH...
I HAVE TO BE VERY GENTLE.
WHAT THE...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ALMOST DONE, MR. KRABS.
YOU'VE DESTROYED ME REFRIGERATOR.
YOU'VE DESTROYED MANY OF THE THINGS I LOVE.
I GOT ANOTHER JOB THAT EVEN
A NIMROD LIKE YOU COULDN'T MESS UP.
ALL'S YOU GOTTA DO
IS THROW ALL OF THESE TRASH BAGS
DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE, LIKE SO.
SEE?
YUP. GOOD.
BECAUSE IF YOU MESS THISUP
YOU'LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER KRABBY PATTY AGAIN.
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
HERE, BOY, TAKE THIS SACK OF LOOT AND PUT HER IN ME SAFE.
OKEY-DOKEY, MR. KRABS.
HUH?
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
PATRICK?
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
I HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS TRASH
BUT IT WON'T GO DOWN.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HIT THE TRASH COMPACTOR SWITCH.
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
OH, NO, THERE'S ONE LEFT.
PATRICK, THAT'S NOT A... TRASH BAG.
NO!
WHY WON'T YOU GO DOWN?
WELL, WELL, LET'S SEE HOW THE POOR BOY'S DOING.
WELL, DID YOU EARN ME MONEY BACK YET, PATRICK?
CAN I EAT NOW?
THANK YOU, MR. POSTMAN.
THANKS, GARY.
HM, CAN'T READ THE RETURN ADDRESS.
MAYBE THIS'LL SHED SOME LIGHT.
"HEY, SPONGEBOB.
IT'S YOUR COUSIN, BLACKJACK.
GUESS WHAT?
I'M OUT OF PRISON AND DECIDED TO PAY YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN
MEET ME FOR A WRESTLING MATCH AT THEIR HOUSE.
TRY IT, LITTLE MAN... BLACKJACK."
COUSIN BLACKJACK'S OUT OF PRISON?
THAT'S RIGHT, GARY.
THECOUSIN BLACKJACK.
THE SAME COUSIN BLACKJACK
THAT USED TO BEAT ME UP ALL THE TIME WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
COME ON, LITTLE MAN.
LET'S GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH.
WHY SHOULD WE?
BECAUSE IT'LL SHOW...
WHAT A LITTLE MAN YOU ARE.
OH, NO.
THAT WAS YEARS AGO, GARY.
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE MUST LOOK LIKE NOW.
HI, SPONGEBOB.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL...
A LITTLE MAN.
NO!
THAT BRUTE HAS MY PARENTS.
I GOTTA GET OVER THERE.
GARY, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'LL BE GONE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER COME BACK.
I MAY GET BEATEN TO A QUIVERING PULP
BUT I MUST DO IT, FOR THE SAKE OF MY PARENTS.
OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE?
WHAT'S THIS?
"DO NOT CROSS."
IS THAT POLICE TAPE?
THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON
A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.
NO!
GET IT TOGETHER, SQUAREPANTS.
TO FACE BLACKJACK, YOU'VE GOTTA BE AS TOUGH AS NAILS.
HUH? WHAT?
ALL THE FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.
THE POLICE MUST HAVE COVERED EVERYTHING TO PRESERVE THE CRIME SCENE.
WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED HERE?
WHAT'S THIS?
BLACKJACK SMASHED MY FAMILY PORTRAIT.
OH, NO.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY PARENTS?
OH, DARLING, IT'S SO NICE TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU
WHAT WITH YOU IN THE OFFICE ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.
I GOT A NEW OUTFIT FOR YOU.
FIEND.
WHERE DID HE TAKE THEM?
I MUST FIND MORE EVIDENCE.
WHAT'S THIS?
ANOTHER NOTE?
"SPONGEBOB, I PAID YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.
NOW, I'M GONNA DO THE SAME WITH GRANDMA.
YOU BETTER HURRY, LITTLE MAN-BOY...
BLACKJACK."
HE'S GONNA GET GRANDMA TOO.
I HAVE TO STOP HIM.
GRANDMA!
GRANDMA, WHERE ARE YOU?
ARE YOU OK?
GRANDMA, YOU IN HERE?
GRANDMA?
OH, NO, I'M TOO LATE.
HE BURNT YOU TO A CRISP.
OH, THAT ANIMAL.
SPONGEBOB?
GRANDMA?
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME FROM BEYOND THE BEYOND?
WELL, IF YOU MEAN FROM BEYOND THE KITCHEN TABLE, YES.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
I'VE BAKED A FRESH BATCH OF GINGERBREAD MEN.
BUT WHERE'S BLACKJACK?
OH, BLACKJACK JUST CALLED AND LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT
BECAUSE HE'S GOT SOME LOOSE ENDS TO TIE UP.
LOOSE ENDS?
MY PARENTS!
HE'S TIED THEM UP?
AND IF YOU DON'T HURRY, YOU'LL MISS OUT
ON ALL THE FUN.
AND WHEN IT'S ALL DONE
HE'LL NEED HELP CLEANING UP THE MESS.
CLEANING UP THE MESS?
I GOTTA GET HELP.
I'LL GO TO UNCLE CAP'N BLUE'S.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, I NEED YOUR HELP.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE SPONGEBOB.
PLANT A FIRM ONE ON ME, BOBBY.
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME RESCUE MY PARENTS.
SURE, LITTLE BOBBY.
I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH THE LAWN
BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS TO DO THE JOB RIGHT.
346 MINUTES LATER.
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE...
I NEED TO HELP MY PARENTS.
THEY'RE IN DANGER.
WHAT, YOU WANNA BUILD A FENCE?
THE BOY CAME TO WORK.
ACTUALLY, I CAME TO TRY TO FIND MY...
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE
I'VE MADE A TOMATO AND CLAM JUICE SMOOTHIE TO REFRESH YOU.
AH.
AND HOW MANY CANDLES YOU BURNIN' OUT THERE... OVER?
DO YOU COPY... OVER?
COPY... DO YOU COPY?
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, UNCLE CAP'N BLUE!
PLEASE HELP ME.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.
OH... .
MUCH, MUCH, MUCH LATER.
I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!
LANDSCAPING?
ISN'T IT A LITTLE DARK OUT FOR LANDSCAPING?
LISTEN, UNCLE CAP'N BLUE.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
COUSIN BLACKJACK HAS MY PARENTS HELD CAPTIVE AT HIS HOUSE.
THEY LET THAT DANGEROUS MISCREANT OUT OF PRISON?
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE IN TROUBLE, KID.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM NOW!
WHOA THERE, LITTLE BOBBY.
NO CAN DO.
BUT UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, I NEED THE HELP OF A CRIMEFIGHTER LIKE YOU.
NO, NO, I DON'T CHASE CRIMINALS THESE DAYS.
I'M RETIRED, AND IF I WERE YOU
I'D CONSIDER TURNING AROUND AND GOING HOME.
YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS KIND OF WORK, BOY.
AN INNOCENT KID LIKE YOU DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A CRIMINAL MIND.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?
YOU MEAN THEY WON'T GIVE ME A PUSH ON THE SWING SET?
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY, I HOPE YOU'VE PRACTICED
WALKING WITHOUT LEGS...
OR ARMS OR A BODY.
BUT SINCE YOU INSIST
I'LL DRIVE YOU ALL THE WAY OVER TO BLACKJACK'S RIGHT NOW.
JUST TRY TO RELAX UNTIL WE GET THERE.
THERE IT IS, WE'RE HERE.
UH, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU, KID.
OHH!
NICE WORMY, NICE WORMY.
NICE WORMY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?
UNCLE CAP'N BLUE IS RIGHT.
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.
I SHOULD JUST TURN AROUND AND GO HOME.
MOTHER!
MOM!
Mrs. HELP ME!
THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT.
MOM, DAD, QUICK!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, BUT IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE'LL MISS THE PARTY.
PARTY?
OH, WHY, YES.
WE'RE CELEBRATING YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK'S
RELEASE FROM PRISON.
NOW IF YOUR KLUTZY MOTHER CAN STOP DROPPING HER PUNCH GLASS
LIKE SHE DROPPED THAT PICTURE FRAME...
I TOLD YOU, HAROLD, THAT WAS THE FUMIGATOR'S FAULT.
THE FUMIGATOR'S?
SO THAT WASN'T A CRIME SCENE I SAW AT YOUR HOUSE.
THE ONLY CRIME THAT EVER HAPPENED AT OUR HOUSE
WAS THE INFESTATION OF THOSE WORTHLESS KRILL
BUT THEY SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW.
SO YOU TWO AREN'T BEING TORTURED BY COUSIN BLACKJACK?
NO, SPONGEBOB, YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK
HAS PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY
AND RENOUNCED HIS CRIMINAL WAYS.
NEVER AGAIN WILL HE LITTER.
THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MAN.
OH, WELL, HERE COMES THE MAN OF THE HOUR.
HE'S BEEN TALKING ALL DAY ABOUT
PLAYING WITH HIS LITTLE COUSIN AGAIN.
HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT
JUMPING ROPE WITH YOU LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
DID YOU COME HERE TO QUIVER LIKE A JELLYFISH
OR DID YOU COME TO WRESTLE?
TO QUIVER.
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE MAN.
PREPARE TO RELIVE YOUR PAST IN THE PRESENT.
COME ON, LITTLE BOBBY.
DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU.
YOU'VE GOT TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF THIS TIME.
THAT'S IT!
I AM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
YOU WANT TO TUSSLE?
WELL, LET'S TUSSLE IT UP!
COUSIN BLACKJACK?
IN THE LIVING FLESH.
THAT TICKLES.
JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, EH, COUSIN?
YEAH, BLACKJACK, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.