1 00:00:53,014 --> 00:00:54,601 I CAN'T HEARYOU. 2 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:56,394 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,635 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 4 00:01:05,601 --> 00:01:07,256 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 5 00:01:09,738 --> 00:01:11,049 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 6 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,635 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 7 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:15,532 ♪ READY? 8 00:01:15,566 --> 00:01:17,497 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 9 00:01:47,187 --> 00:01:49,325 HELP! 10 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,807 HEY, YAH! 11 00:01:51,842 --> 00:01:53,325 HELP, HELP. 12 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:54,532 WHOA, STOP. 13 00:01:54,566 --> 00:01:57,670 THERE, THERE, YOU'RE SAFE NOW, LITTLE LADY. 14 00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:01,152 YOU FOOL. 15 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,049 YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP. 16 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,221 NOW YOU'RE MINE, SPONGEBOB THE STRONG. 17 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:09,325 SO WE MEET AGAIN, CRAZYFISH. 18 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:11,118 BRING IT ON. 19 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:12,394 WITH PLEASURE. 20 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:15,325 SO LOUD. 21 00:02:15,359 --> 00:02:18,118 YOU READY TO GET CRAZY, HUH, CRAZYFISH? 22 00:02:18,152 --> 00:02:20,566 YOU BET YOUR FROSTING, SPONGE-CAKE. 23 00:02:20,601 --> 00:02:22,842 SORRY, I'M NOT WEARING ANY FROSTING. 24 00:02:27,187 --> 00:02:28,807 HEY, THAT'S CHEATING. 25 00:02:28,842 --> 00:02:29,497 NO, IT'S NOT. 26 00:02:29,532 --> 00:02:31,049 YES, IT IS. NO, IT'S NOT. 27 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,118 IS NOT. IS TOO. 28 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,704 IS NOT, IS NOT... IS TOO, IS TOO... 29 00:02:35,014 --> 00:02:36,152 UM, GUYS? 30 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:38,118 ANYWAY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED. 31 00:02:38,152 --> 00:02:39,221 IS NOT! IS TOO. 32 00:02:39,256 --> 00:02:40,876 GUYS. 33 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,118 IS TOO, IS TOO... IS NOT... 34 00:02:42,152 --> 00:02:43,428 THE TRAIN! 35 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,359 DON'T WORRY, I'M READY. 36 00:02:46,394 --> 00:02:47,635 BRING IT ON. 37 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,842 OH, GOOD MORNING GARE-BEAR. 38 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,118 MEOW. 39 00:02:54,152 --> 00:02:57,463 I KEPT YOU UP ALL NIGHT WITH MY NOCTURNAL OUTBURSTS? 40 00:02:57,497 --> 00:02:58,566 AGAIN? 41 00:02:58,601 --> 00:02:59,532 MEOW? 42 00:02:59,566 --> 00:03:01,187 NO, NO, TUESDAY NIGHT WAS THE ONE 43 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:02,428 WITH THE 30-FOOT LIBRARIAN. 44 00:03:02,463 --> 00:03:04,359 LAST NIGHT WAS THE ONE WHERE I DEFEAT 45 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:07,394 NOTORIOUS ARCH-VILLAIN JACK M. CRAZYFISH 46 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:09,359 USING THE SHEER FORCE 47 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:11,738 OF MY AWESOMELY DEVELOPED MUSCULATURE. 48 00:03:52,497 --> 00:03:53,704 WHEW, WHAT A RELIEF. 49 00:03:53,738 --> 00:03:55,980 FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK... 50 00:03:56,014 --> 00:03:57,773 WHOA... OH. 51 00:03:57,807 --> 00:03:59,463 EYE. 52 00:04:14,394 --> 00:04:16,290 MEOW. 53 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:17,738 GO AWAY, GARY. 54 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:19,601 I'M BUSY... WALLOWING. 55 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:20,670 MEOW? 56 00:04:20,704 --> 00:04:22,256 I DID SOMETHING SO DUMB TO MYSELF 57 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:24,532 THAT EVEN YOU WOULD LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY AT ME. 58 00:04:24,566 --> 00:04:25,980 MEOW. 59 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:27,807 YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T LAUGH? 60 00:04:27,842 --> 00:04:29,704 OK, HERE GOES. 61 00:04:29,738 --> 00:04:31,290 GARY, I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK EYE 62 00:04:31,325 --> 00:04:32,670 TRYING TO OPEN THE TOOTHPASTE. 63 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:36,290 THANKS FOR NOT LAUGHING, GARE. 64 00:04:36,325 --> 00:04:37,428 I KNEW YOU'D... 65 00:04:37,463 --> 00:04:39,152 GARE? 66 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,911 HI, SPONGEBOB. 67 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:50,807 HEY, COOL GLASSES. 68 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:52,704 CAN I TRY THEM ON... OH! 69 00:04:52,738 --> 00:04:54,359 SPONGEBOB, YOUR EYE. 70 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,428 IT'S ALL BLACK AND SWOLLEN. 71 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,566 HOW'D YOU MESS YOUR EYE UP, SPONGEBOB? 72 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:00,256 DID SOMEBODY HIT YOU? 73 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:01,187 WHERE IS HE? 74 00:05:01,221 --> 00:05:03,497 YEAH, WE'LL SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN. 75 00:05:03,532 --> 00:05:04,428 WE'LL SUE HIM. 76 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:05,704 NO, NO, IT'S OK, PATRICK. 77 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,497 HE, UH... 78 00:05:07,532 --> 00:05:10,049 HE LEARNED HIS LESSON. 79 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,221 ARE YOU SURE, SPONGEBOB? 80 00:05:12,256 --> 00:05:13,394 WHO WAS THIS GUY ANYWAY? 81 00:05:13,428 --> 00:05:15,497 HMM... 82 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,842 IT WAS JACK M. CRAZYFISH. 83 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:20,152 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LIKE THIS GUY, PATRICK. 84 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,670 HE WAS ABOUT 60 FEET TALL. 85 00:05:21,704 --> 00:05:22,497 OH. 86 00:05:22,532 --> 00:05:25,049 YEAH, HE WAS BIG AND MEAN. 87 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,359 OH, BUT OL' SPONGEBOB HERE 88 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,152 KNOWS HOW TO TEACH A LUMMOX SOME MANNERS. 89 00:05:29,187 --> 00:05:30,221 WHAT DID YOU DO? 90 00:05:30,256 --> 00:05:32,221 I HANDLED HIM THE SAME WAY I HANDLE 91 00:05:32,256 --> 00:05:34,532 ALL ENORMOUS MUSCLE-BOUND VILLAINS. 92 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:35,394 WITH TEARS? 93 00:05:35,428 --> 00:05:36,980 UH, NO, WITH A LITTLE 94 00:05:37,014 --> 00:05:38,152 HI-YAH! 95 00:05:38,187 --> 00:05:39,325 AND A KA-ZOW! 96 00:05:39,359 --> 00:05:41,670 AND A GALLON OF HI-YAH, HI-YAH, HA! 97 00:05:41,704 --> 00:05:43,497 YEAH, HE NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT 'EM. 98 00:05:43,532 --> 00:05:44,601 WELL, THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 99 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,773 I WOKE UP... OH, I MEAN, I... 100 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:49,221 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. 101 00:05:49,256 --> 00:05:51,601 YOU WHOOPED HIM WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. 102 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:54,463 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN, PATRICK. 103 00:05:54,497 --> 00:05:55,911 WELL, SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 104 00:05:55,945 --> 00:05:58,670 THERE GOES A REAL HERO. 105 00:05:58,704 --> 00:06:00,670 WHA, WAH-BAH-BAH! 106 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:03,394 SLUGGER, THAT'S ME. 107 00:06:03,428 --> 00:06:04,428 WHAT THE? 108 00:06:06,773 --> 00:06:09,049 YEE HAW. 109 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,532 GET ALONG LITTLE FISHIES. 110 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,221 HI, SANDY. 111 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:15,152 WHOA. 112 00:06:15,187 --> 00:06:16,601 HOT CATSNAKE IN A BARN. 113 00:06:17,635 --> 00:06:18,911 LOOK AT YOUR EYE. 114 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,428 LAND SAKES. 115 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,221 THAT'S QUITE A SHINER YOU GOT THERE. 116 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,049 WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY NONE. 117 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,635 I KNOW SOME NATURAL REMEDIES THAT'LL... 118 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,670 KEEP YOUR NATURAL REMEDIES TO YOURSELF. 119 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:30,118 MANLY DUDES LIKE ME DON'T NEED 'EM. 120 00:06:30,152 --> 00:06:31,394 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 121 00:06:31,428 --> 00:06:33,876 I GOT THIS BLACK EYE IN A FIGHT. 122 00:06:33,911 --> 00:06:35,049 A FIGHT? 123 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,807 WELL, THERE'S NO SHAME IN LOSING. 124 00:06:36,842 --> 00:06:38,083 LOSE? 125 00:06:38,118 --> 00:06:40,428 SANDY, I TAUGHT THE FISH WHO TANGLED WITH ME 126 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:42,359 A LESSON HE SHAN'T SOON FORGET. 127 00:06:42,394 --> 00:06:43,497 WHY? 128 00:06:43,532 --> 00:06:44,532 DID HE WRITE IT DOWN? 129 00:06:44,566 --> 00:06:47,670 NO, I ENGRAVED IT ON HIS PAIN GLAND. 130 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:51,532 WELL, WHAT TYPE OF MAN SCUFFLES BOOTS WITH YOU AND LOSES? 131 00:06:51,566 --> 00:06:53,566 OH, THIS WAS NO MERE MAN. 132 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,704 HE WAS THE NOTORIOUS OUTLAW 133 00:06:55,738 --> 00:06:57,635 JACK M. CRAZYFISH! 134 00:06:57,670 --> 00:06:59,704 JACK M. CRAZYFISH? 135 00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:01,670 IT ALL HAPPENED LATE LAST NIGHT... 136 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:04,670 I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK... ALONE 137 00:07:04,704 --> 00:07:07,635 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, CRAZYFISH SPRANG UP OUT OF NOWHERE. 138 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,221 HE THREW A GIANT TIRE 139 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:10,566 AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD. 140 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:12,980 THEN, HE STOOD OVER ME TO GLOAT. 141 00:07:13,014 --> 00:07:16,394 I JUMPED UP AND KARATE KICKED HIS HAIRPIECE RIGHT OFF OF ITS SNAPS. 142 00:07:16,428 --> 00:07:19,290 HE WAS SO ASHAMED HE RAN ALL THE WAY HOME 143 00:07:19,325 --> 00:07:21,497 LEAVING BEHIND A POOL OF TEARS. 144 00:07:21,532 --> 00:07:24,842 WHICH I THEN PROCEEDED TO SCOOP UP IN MY VICTORY TANKARD 145 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:28,187 AND ENJOY AS A NICE REFRESHING BEVERAGE. 146 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:30,532 SO HOW'D YOU GET THE BLACK EYE THEN? 147 00:07:30,566 --> 00:07:32,118 OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. 148 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,670 I HAD MISCALCULATED THE TRAJECTORY OF MY CUP 149 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,704 AND THE STRAW JABBED ME IN THE EYE 150 00:07:36,738 --> 00:07:38,497 GIVING ME THIS AWFUL SHINER. 151 00:07:39,704 --> 00:07:41,601 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR DAY JOB, KILLER. 152 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,014 AW, PHOOEY. 153 00:07:43,049 --> 00:07:44,704 LATE SCHMATE. 154 00:07:44,738 --> 00:07:48,359 A TOUGH GUY LIKE ME CAN SHOW UP TO WORK WHENEVER HE WANTS. 155 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:49,773 ADIOS. 156 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:56,187 SPONGEBOB IS 13-1/2 MINUTES LATE FOR DUTY. 157 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:59,670 I HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THIS MEANS HE WAS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT. 158 00:08:03,911 --> 00:08:06,256 WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE ACCIDENT PART. 159 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:10,773 OH. 160 00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:13,014 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, PAL, DO THE RIGHT THING. 161 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:15,256 JUST KEEP ON WALKING. 162 00:08:17,635 --> 00:08:19,221 UGH, DO YOU MIND? 163 00:08:19,256 --> 00:08:21,187 WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A DECENT MEAL HERE. 164 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:23,704 THAT'S RIGHT. 165 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,704 SPONGEBOB, I'M... 166 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:35,738 DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH, I'M JUST GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, SQUIDWARD. 167 00:08:35,773 --> 00:08:37,083 SPARE YOU THE OXYGEN. 168 00:08:37,118 --> 00:08:40,256 WE ALL KNOW YOU WEAKER FOLK CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE IT. 169 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,601 ALL RIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP. 170 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:44,359 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE. 171 00:08:44,394 --> 00:08:47,497 Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. 172 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:49,670 I'M TALKING TO YOU, GRANDMA! 173 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:53,463 NOW I SUPPOSE ALL OF YOU ARE WONDERING 174 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:55,118 HOW I GOT THIS BLACK EYE. 175 00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:56,256 NOT REALLY. 176 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,635 ALL RIGHT, WHO SAID THAT? 177 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,497 WAS IT YOU, GRANDMA? 178 00:09:00,187 --> 00:09:01,738 IT WAS ME, I SAID IT. 179 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:07,773 WELL, FOLKS, I DON'T HAPPEN TO SEE IT AS A SHINER 180 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:11,704 SO MUCH AS A SHINING TROPHY OF MY GLORIOUS TRIUMPH 181 00:09:11,738 --> 00:09:12,842 OVER THE FORCES OF EVIL. 182 00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:14,738 OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 183 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:17,911 WHO IN THE NAME OF NEPTUNE WOULD WANT TO TANGLE 184 00:09:17,945 --> 00:09:20,980 WITH A GUY LIKE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? 185 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:22,394 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHO? 186 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,670 IT WAS A PEACEFUL MORNING IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 187 00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:29,532 I EMERGED FROM MY FRUIT-SHAPED BUNGALOW FRESH AS A BEE 188 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:31,601 WHEN A WANTON CRY OF DISTRESS 189 00:09:31,635 --> 00:09:33,014 POUNDED AGAINST MY EARDRUM. 190 00:09:33,049 --> 00:09:34,187 HOLD IT. 191 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:35,187 SPONGES DON'T HAVE EARDRUMS. 192 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:36,359 HE'S RIGHT. 193 00:09:36,394 --> 00:09:39,290 HEY, LET'S SAVE ALL THE QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END. 194 00:09:39,325 --> 00:09:40,221 AS I WAS SAYING... 195 00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:42,807 I QUICKLY LOCATED THE SOURCE OF THE CRY 196 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,359 WHICH WAS A VICTIM TIED AT MY FEET. 197 00:09:45,394 --> 00:09:47,325 DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU. 198 00:09:47,359 --> 00:09:48,566 I ASSURED... 199 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:51,670 WHEN A LARGE BOWLING PIN STRUCK ME IN THE FACE. 200 00:09:51,704 --> 00:09:55,256 THE HURLER WAS NONE OTHER THAN JACK M. CRAZYFISH. 201 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,876 AND I COULD TELL BY THAT COLD SORE ON HIS LIP 202 00:09:57,911 --> 00:10:00,566 THAT TODAY HE MEANT BUSINESS. 203 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,807 WITH CAT-LIKE REFLEXES 204 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,532 I PREEMPTED HIS ATTACK. 205 00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:05,187 BUT THE SCOUNDREL HAD ME SABOTAGED 206 00:10:05,221 --> 00:10:08,842 AND I FELL FACE DOWN ON A PILE OF EXTRA LARGE STAPLES. 207 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,394 HE LUNGED AT ME. 208 00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:12,738 BUT I GOT HIM IN THE RIBS WITH MY NOVELTY FEATHER DUSTER. 209 00:10:12,773 --> 00:10:16,704 DOWN HE FELL LIKE A MIGHTY OAK. 210 00:10:16,738 --> 00:10:17,911 AND THERE HE LAY. 211 00:10:17,945 --> 00:10:19,807 THE VERY THOUGHT OF BEING VANQUISHED 212 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:22,842 MADE JACK M. CRAZYFISH BURST INTO TEARS. 213 00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:25,256 THE FORCE OF HIS CRYING WAS SO STRONG 214 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,738 I HAD TO TAKE EVASIVE ACTION. 215 00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:29,670 BUT ONE OF THE BLASTS WENT HAYWIRE 216 00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:30,876 AND HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE. 217 00:10:30,911 --> 00:10:33,359 AND THAT'S HOW I GOT THIS BLACK EYE 218 00:10:33,394 --> 00:10:35,187 BY GIVING JACK M. CRAZYFISH 219 00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:36,738 THE WHOMPIN' OF A LIFETIME. 220 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,773 WHOO... FOOTBALL! 221 00:10:40,187 --> 00:10:42,256 UH, WHAT DID YOU SAY HE LOOKED LIKE AGAIN? 222 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,566 OH, KIND OF TALL, HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE... 223 00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:45,394 LITTLE GREEN HAT? 224 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:46,704 I KIND OF THOUGHT IT WAS TEAL 225 00:10:46,738 --> 00:10:48,014 BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM ALL RIGHT. 226 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:49,497 WAIT A SECOND. 227 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,497 HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS WEARING A GREEN HAT? 228 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:58,221 HE'S... REAL. 229 00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:01,014 I'M LOOKING FOR SPONGEBOB SQUARE... 230 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:03,670 MR. CRAZYFISH, PLEASE DON'T SKIN ME ALIVE. 231 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,083 I MADE ALL THAT STUFF UP. 232 00:11:05,118 --> 00:11:07,704 I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT WHOMPING YOU, RIGHT FOLKS? 233 00:11:07,738 --> 00:11:08,497 YOU REMEMBER. 234 00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:10,532 I LIKED THE PART WHERE YOU TOLD US 235 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,842 HOW HE WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY. 236 00:11:17,704 --> 00:11:18,876 HI, GARY. 237 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,497 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 238 00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:25,049 I HAD A TOOTHPASTE TUBE, LIKE THIS. 239 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,256 BUT I COULDN'T GET IT OPEN 'CAUSE THE CAP WAS STUCK. 240 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,497 AND I GUESS... 241 00:11:28,532 --> 00:11:30,601 I HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING MY ARMS OUT THAT MUCH LATELY. 242 00:11:30,635 --> 00:11:33,256 SO I OPENED IT UP- LIKE THIS. 243 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,049 THEN I WAS WALKIN', LIKE THIS. 244 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,014 AND I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THE CAP WENT, LIKE THIS. 245 00:11:37,049 --> 00:11:38,083 I SLIPPED ON IT 246 00:11:38,118 --> 00:11:39,842 AND I LANDED RIGHT ON MY WRENCH, LIKE THIS. 247 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:44,807 AND I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK EYE, LIKE THIS. 248 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:45,945 UH, LIKE THESE. 249 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,463 SO YOU SEE? 250 00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:50,876 I MADE IT ALL UP SO I COULD KEEP FROM LOOKING STUPID. 251 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,601 MAKES SENSE, DOESN'T IT? 252 00:11:52,635 --> 00:11:54,290 UH, NOT REALLY. 253 00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:57,911 I'M HERE BECAUSE I HEARD YOU MAKE A REALLY GOOD KRABBY PATTY. 254 00:11:59,842 --> 00:12:03,773 ONE SUPER HOT AND DELICIOUS CUSTOM ORDER KRABBY PATTY WITH EXTRA SAUCE, MILORD. 255 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,256 SERVED DIRECTLY TO YOUR WAITING... OW! 256 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:10,807 HEAD AND NECK AREA. 257 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,980 SIR, PLEASE, I AM SO SORRY. 258 00:12:13,014 --> 00:12:15,980 WHERE I'M FROM, SORRY DON'T CUT IT. 259 00:12:16,014 --> 00:12:19,325 WE SETTLE THINGS IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF WAY. 260 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,773 NO! 261 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,359 MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY 262 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,187 HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE EVIL MAN RAY. 263 00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:49,049 TICKLED TO THE POINT OF WETTING THEMSELVES 264 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,911 AND SENT ON A CONVEYOR BELT OF DOOM 265 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:54,601 TO THEIR WATERY GRAVE. 266 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:57,014 WE CANNOT ESCAPE, BARNACLE BOY. 267 00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:58,601 HE'S TOO STRONG. 268 00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,187 LIKE THE UNBEATABLE TASTE 269 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,083 OF A KRUSTY KIDS MEAL. 270 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,704 THE DELICIOUS NEW TREAT NO MORTAL CAN RESIST? 271 00:13:06,738 --> 00:13:07,773 YUP. 272 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:11,049 OOH, I JUST LOVE THE LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK PATTY 273 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,738 SMALL FRIES AND COLD JUICE PRODUCT. 274 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:16,049 OF COURSE YOU DO, MAN RAY. 275 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:19,911 EVERYONE LOVES THE NEW KRUSTY KIDS MEAL. 276 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:24,049 AND FOR A LIMITED TIME, GET YOUR FREE TOY INSIDE. 277 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:27,256 HOW CAN I BE EVIL WITH FLAVORS THIS GOOD? 278 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,704 KRABS CALLS THAT A COMMERCIAL? 279 00:13:31,738 --> 00:13:33,601 WHO'D FALL FOR THAT SCHLOCK? 280 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,876 SAY... 281 00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:38,049 SOMETHING ISGOING ON OVER THERE. 282 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:44,532 OOH. 283 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,601 THE KRUSTY KRAB WELCOMES... 284 00:13:47,635 --> 00:13:50,601 THE HE TARPON TWINS BIRTHDAY PARTY. 285 00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:52,428 HERE ARE YOUR KRABBY KIDS MEALS. 286 00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:57,532 NEVER TRUST KIDS, SQUIDWARD. 287 00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,118 NEVER TRUST KIDS. 288 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:01,118 GOTTA HAND IT TO YA, BOY. 289 00:14:01,152 --> 00:14:04,187 GETTIN' MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY TO SHILL FOR ME RESTAURANT 290 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,118 WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS. 291 00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:08,187 ALL IN THE LINE OF DUTY, MR. KRABS. 292 00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,118 WASN'T IT GREAT, SQUIDWARD? 293 00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:12,256 GREAT? 294 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,532 THOSE LITTLE SAVAGES TRIED TO KILL ME. 295 00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:16,187 YEAH, BUT IT'S SOWORTH IT 296 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,325 WHEN YOU GET TO WORK IN THESE. 297 00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:21,670 STUPID KID. 298 00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:22,428 WAIT A MINUTE. 299 00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:23,118 WHAT'S THIS? 300 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:24,359 KAREN? 301 00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:26,187 MY OWN WIFE. 302 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,083 OH, HOW KRABS MOCKS ME. 303 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,463 HI, HONEY. 304 00:14:29,497 --> 00:14:30,773 WHAT'S THAT? 305 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:33,842 A SOUVENIR FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND, KRABS? 306 00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,256 OH, PIPE DOWN. 307 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:38,152 I JUST WENT TO GET YOU THIS HAPPY HERO BOX. 308 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,152 WELL... 309 00:14:39,187 --> 00:14:42,394 THANKS, BABE, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME. 310 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:45,497 A MERMAID MAN ACTION FIGURE? 311 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:47,670 AND A BARNACLE BOY ERASER? 312 00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:50,014 LOOK AT ME, I'M BARNACLE BOY. 313 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,773 LOOK AT ME, I'M MERMAID MAN. 314 00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:55,083 KRABS... 315 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,118 SURE... 316 00:15:05,152 --> 00:15:07,256 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? 317 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,911 IF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY CAN BUILD KRABS UP 318 00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:13,532 THEY CAN TEAR HIM DOWN, TOO. 319 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,566 DING DONG. 320 00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,532 HELLO, BOYS. 321 00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:25,842 WHAT, WHAT-WHAT? 322 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:27,601 I'M DOWN HERE, FELLAS! 323 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,014 WHO ARE YOU? 324 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,738 OH, PROFESSOR PLANKTON. 325 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:33,256 DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN. 326 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,807 MY CARD. 327 00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:38,256 PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S PERSONAL PRODUCTS? 328 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:43,118 SAY, YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF LADIES' MEN, AM I RIGHT? 329 00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:45,704 I KNEW IT. 330 00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:48,704 JUST LOOK AT THAT HEROIC CHIN. 331 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:51,394 THOSE CHISELED FEATURES. 332 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,566 THAT BRA. 333 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,152 BUT WHAT'S THIS? 334 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,290 DANDRUFF? 335 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:56,463 I'VE GOT DANDRUFF? 336 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,152 YOU SURE DO. 337 00:15:59,187 --> 00:15:59,807 SEE? 338 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,152 OH, MY. 339 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,394 EWW. 340 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,118 A COUPLE OF STUDS LIKE YOU 341 00:16:07,152 --> 00:16:09,152 CAN'T GO AROUND LIKE THIS. 342 00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:11,945 LUCKY FOR YOU, DR. PLANKTON'S COME PREPARED 343 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,325 WITH PLANKTON'S DANDRUFF CONTROL SHAMPOO. 344 00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:15,876 A LITTLE OF THIS STUFF 345 00:16:15,911 --> 00:16:18,428 AND THE LADIES'LL BE BREAKIN' DOWN YOUR DOOR. 346 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,704 SIGN US UP, PROFESSOR. SIGN ME UP, PROFESSOR 347 00:16:22,738 --> 00:16:24,876 WISE DECISION, GENTLEMEN. 348 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,738 HEY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 349 00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:35,221 YOU FELLAS LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED. 350 00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:37,704 HMM, THIS SHOULDN'T BE. 351 00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:39,945 I WONDER. 352 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:44,359 SAY, THIS ISN'T PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S DANDRUFF CONTROL SHAMPOO. 353 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:48,532 IT'S PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S MINDCONTROL SHAMPOO. 354 00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:51,187 WITH CONDITIONER. 355 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:54,152 TIME TO PREPARE FOR YOUR NEXT ROLE, FELLAS 356 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,118 AS MY ZOMBIES. 357 00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:07,532 WE WANT MERMAID MAN. 358 00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:09,463 WE WANT BARNACLE BOY. 359 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,359 WE WANT MERMAID MAN. 360 00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:15,325 WE WANT BARNACLE BOY. 361 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,325 WE WANT MERMAID MAN. 362 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,876 Mr. UH... HEY, KIDS. 363 00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:22,187 UH, WELL, THERE'S MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY, IN THE BALL ROOM. 364 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,394 SPONGEBOB? 365 00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:27,670 YES, SIR. 366 00:17:27,704 --> 00:17:30,497 GO GET THOSE AWOL DO-GOODERS YOU TALKED ME INTO HIRING 367 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,394 AND BRING THEIR PATOOTS BACK HERE ON THE DOUBLE. 368 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,497 AYE, AYE MR. KRABS. 369 00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:36,256 BACK, YOU, BACK. 370 00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,394 MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY, PLEASE? 371 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:46,463 AND I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY. 372 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:47,704 AHH! 373 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,221 OH, MY GOSH. 374 00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:57,704 YOU GUYS LIVE IN A DUMP. 375 00:17:57,738 --> 00:17:59,566 BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. 376 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:01,083 WE GOTTA GET YOU BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB 377 00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:02,532 FOR YOUR SPECIAL APPEARANCE. 378 00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:03,601 I'LL TAKE YOU. 379 00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:11,083 WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU DO THE SPINE-BLASTER SINCE... 380 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,359 SINCE EPISODE 647... 381 00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:21,256 WHEN YOU BLASTED THAT GUY'S SPINE. 382 00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:24,325 YOU STILL GOT IT. 383 00:18:27,463 --> 00:18:30,256 PERCH PERKINS HERE, LIVE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 384 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:33,394 WE'RE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM AN IMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE 385 00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:35,359 WITH MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 386 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,773 I HAVE WITH ME HERE EUGENE KRABS 387 00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:39,290 OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT. 388 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,601 ANY THOUGHTS, MR. KRABS? 389 00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:45,911 OH, OK. 390 00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:47,359 WE'LL COME BACK TO YOU LATER. 391 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,497 WHOA... 392 00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:51,497 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 393 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:56,083 I PRESENT MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 394 00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:08,256 OH, BOY... 395 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,911 EVERYONE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SHOWED UP. 396 00:19:10,945 --> 00:19:14,325 THIS IS GONNA BE SOSWEET. 397 00:19:16,497 --> 00:19:20,497 MERMAID MAN, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE KRABBY PATTY? 398 00:19:20,532 --> 00:19:23,428 OOH, THIS IS TOO EASY. 399 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,842 NOW JUST TELL EVERYONE THAT... 400 00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:30,704 I, MERMAID MAN, THINK THAT KRABBY PATTIES ARE, UH... 401 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:33,463 UH, WHAT? 402 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:34,635 THEY'RE TERRIBLE. 403 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,428 YOU HATE KRABBY PATTIES. 404 00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:38,463 I'M LATE FOR "SNAPPY PABBIES?" 405 00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,980 BARNACLE BOY... 406 00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:42,704 WE'RE LATE FOR... 407 00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:45,566 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 408 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,394 TELL THEM YOU HATE KRABBY PATTIES. 409 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:56,601 WHAT? 410 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:57,497 MERMAID MAN. 411 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:58,738 WHAT? 412 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,083 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY. 413 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,256 Mermaid Man: OOH, A KRABBY PATTY. 414 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,876 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. 415 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,152 BARNACLE BOY. 416 00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,601 IT'S A KRABBY PATTY. 417 00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:10,428 WHY THESE THINGS ARE... 418 00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:12,049 EVIL... 419 00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:15,325 SUSIE, NO! 420 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,256 I HATE THESE NASTY THINGS, PUH. 421 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,842 AND FURTHERMORE... 422 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,911 LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I, MERMAID MAN 423 00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:26,601 PREFER THE DELICIOUS FOOD AVAILABLE AT THE CHUM BUCKET... 424 00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:29,532 YOUR NEW FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 425 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,601 THE CHUM BUCKET? 426 00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:32,738 PLANKTON MUST BE BEHIND THIS. 427 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,738 YES. 428 00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:36,911 YES... IT'S WORKING! 429 00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:45,497 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 430 00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:48,256 YOU FORGOT YOUR KRABBY PATTIES. 431 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,083 OH. 432 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,566 KRABBY PATTIES. 433 00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:53,014 KRABBY PATTIES. 434 00:20:53,049 --> 00:20:54,187 OH, NO. 435 00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:56,566 THOSE INFERNAL KRABBY PATTIES. 436 00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:58,497 THEIR GREASE-FRIED DELICIOUSNESS 437 00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:02,118 COULD BE ENOUGH TO FREE MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 438 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,566 NOT SO FAST. 439 00:21:14,601 --> 00:21:18,014 YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH AN ORDINARY FRY COOK. 440 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:20,187 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET... 441 00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:22,359 FRY BOY. 442 00:21:22,394 --> 00:21:24,704 DEFENDER OF... UH-OH! 443 00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:26,359 FRY BOY. 444 00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:28,463 DEFENDER OF THE KRABBY PATTY. 445 00:21:38,532 --> 00:21:39,256 YAH! 446 00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:50,704 YES! 447 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,118 YOU LOSE, PLANKTON. 448 00:21:52,152 --> 00:21:56,256 NOW WATCH AS THE KRABBY PATTIES' WHOLESOME FLAVORS WORK THEIR MAGIC. 449 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,773 I DID IT. 450 00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:08,601 I DID IT! 451 00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:11,428 LOOK AT ALL THESE CUSTOMERS. 452 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,807 IN YOUR FACE, KRABS. 453 00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:15,704 YES! 454 00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:17,773 SO, UH... WHERE'S THE FOOD? 455 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,601 FOOD? 456 00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:22,704 OH, YEAH. 457 00:22:22,738 --> 00:22:25,290 NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET THIS FAR. 458 00:22:25,325 --> 00:22:27,428 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 459 00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:30,566 THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CURED ONCE THE PURENESS OF THE KRABBY PATTIES 460 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,256 ENTERED THEIR... THAT'S IT! 461 00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:34,497 MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY ARE ELDERLY. 462 00:22:34,532 --> 00:22:38,601 THEIR POOR AGED TUMMIES MUST BE HAVING A HARD TIME DIGESTING THE FOOD. 463 00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:40,497 I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO. 464 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:55,014 I'M BACK TO MY OLD SELF AGAIN. 465 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:57,118 THANKS TO YOU, SPONGEBOB. 466 00:22:57,152 --> 00:22:59,187 AND THE DELICIOUS POWER OF KRABBY PATTIES. 467 00:22:59,221 --> 00:23:01,807 SAY, I COULD USE A COUPLE MORE OF THOSE 468 00:23:01,842 --> 00:23:04,704 AND AN ORDER OF KRABBY FRIES. 469 00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:06,049 AND A DECENT LATRINE. 470 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,670 WELL, THEN, YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE TO GO. 471 00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:11,876 TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, AWAY. 472 00:23:16,738 --> 00:23:18,773 HEY, EVERYONE. 473 00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:20,670 I MADE CHUMMY JOES.