1 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:24,538 Captioning Provided By: MTV NETWORKS 2 00:00:24,642 --> 00:00:25,986 ARE YA READY, KIDS?AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,642 I CAN'T HEARYOU. 4 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:29,469 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 5 00:00:34,814 --> 00:00:36,711 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 6 00:00:38,745 --> 00:00:40,193 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 7 00:00:42,848 --> 00:00:44,228 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 8 00:00:46,676 --> 00:00:47,676 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 9 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:48,607 ♪ READY? 10 00:00:48,711 --> 00:00:50,573 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 11 00:01:27,883 --> 00:01:29,193 SPONGEBOB... 12 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,952 SPONGEBOB. 13 00:01:34,986 --> 00:01:36,090 OOH. 14 00:01:36,193 --> 00:01:37,297 SPONGEBOB... 15 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,435 YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING. 16 00:01:41,952 --> 00:01:45,435 WELL, PATRICK, I... GUESS THIS IS... 17 00:01:48,435 --> 00:01:49,711 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, BUDDY. 18 00:01:49,814 --> 00:01:53,021 ME TOO, PATRICK, ME TOO. 19 00:02:08,848 --> 00:02:10,262 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA, LA 20 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:21,883 OH, PATRICK, IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN HOW HARD 21 00:02:21,986 --> 00:02:23,848 NOT SAYING GOOD-BYE COULD BE. 22 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,538 WELL, SEE YOU LATER, BUD. 23 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:28,676 PATRICK, THAT'S IT. 24 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:30,573 YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO SUMMER CAMP. 25 00:02:30,676 --> 00:02:32,676 THEN I NEVER HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 26 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,745 SUMMER CAMP? 27 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:35,090 BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY YET. 28 00:02:35,193 --> 00:02:36,986 HOW 'BOUT NOW? YUP? 29 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,745 THIS STUFF IS JUST MY CARRY-ON, PORTER. 30 00:02:39,848 --> 00:02:41,538 THE REST OF MY THINGS ARE RIGHT OVER THERE. 31 00:02:45,607 --> 00:02:46,952 WHEE... 32 00:02:47,055 --> 00:02:49,297 OH, AND PORTER... THANKS. 33 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:08,538 BOY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A BORING BOAT TO BE ON, HUH, GUYS? 34 00:03:10,469 --> 00:03:11,366 GUYS? 35 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:28,090 WELCOME TO INFERNO ISLAND. 36 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:29,642 YAY! YAY! 37 00:03:29,745 --> 00:03:32,814 WHAT IN THE SEVEN SEAS JUST ASSAULTED MY EAR DRUMS? 38 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:36,124 COULD THAT HAVE BEEN AN UNREQUESTED SOUND OFF? 39 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:39,021 WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY IMAGINATION? 40 00:03:39,124 --> 00:03:41,021 AND YOU CAN ALL THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS 41 00:03:41,124 --> 00:03:44,262 THAT I HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION 42 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:47,400 BECAUSE IT SO HAPPENS THAT IT IS MY SWORN DUTY 43 00:03:47,504 --> 00:03:49,297 TO THINK OF FUN THINGS TO DO 44 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,331 WITH THE TRASH THAT SOCIETY HAS THROWN AWAY. 45 00:03:52,435 --> 00:03:54,193 I ALWAYS PREFER TO RECYCLE. 46 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:57,021 HOLY FISH PASTE. 47 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:59,607 WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF RABBLE ROUSERS. 48 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:00,952 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON? 49 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:02,262 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 50 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:04,021 AND ARE YOU A RABBLE ROUSER? 51 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:05,262 FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 52 00:04:05,366 --> 00:04:06,538 ONCE I... WELL, I HOPE YOU ARE... 53 00:04:06,642 --> 00:04:09,193 BECAUSE YOU SURE LOOK MIGHT TASTY. 54 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:10,952 AND IT'S TOO SOON AFTER BREAKFAST 55 00:04:11,055 --> 00:04:13,193 FOR ME TO WANT TO CHEW SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF. 56 00:04:13,297 --> 00:04:14,986 ACTUALLY, I AM A LITTLE HUNGRY. 57 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,262 HUNGRY? 58 00:04:16,366 --> 00:04:20,193 BARNEY, FETCH THESE TWO POOR HUNGRY SOULS A SNACK. 59 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:21,400 ON THE DOUBLE! 60 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,297 MMM... 61 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,366 OH, THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH. 62 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,986 THE FOOD COMA IS SETTING IN. 63 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,435 YEAH, I COULD USE A NAP. 64 00:04:35,538 --> 00:04:36,986 DID YOU SAY A NAP? 65 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:40,055 WELL, I KNOW THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TWO 66 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:42,331 TO GO DIGEST THAT MEAL. 67 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:49,504 COUPLE DAYS IN THE HOLE NEVER HURT ANYBODY. 68 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:52,159 THIS CAMP IS VERY UPSCALE. 69 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,745 I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD A HOT TUB. 70 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:01,848 THREE DAYS LATER. 71 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:04,297 ALL RIGHT, LET 'EM OUT. 72 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,435 NOW PAY ATTENTION, WORMS. 73 00:05:06,538 --> 00:05:08,917 WATCH THE WAY THEY CRAWL OUT ON THEIR BELLIES 74 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:10,504 BEGGING FOR MERCY. 75 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:12,538 AND SEE WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU 76 00:05:12,642 --> 00:05:17,055 NEXT TIME YOU FOUL UP THE SAME WAY THESE TWO DID. 77 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:20,193 IT WAS QUITE AN ENJOYABLE SOAK... 78 00:05:21,331 --> 00:05:22,331 THAT IS UNTIL THIS GUY GOT THIRSTY 79 00:05:22,435 --> 00:05:23,917 AND DECIDED TO DRINK THE BATH WATER. 80 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:25,297 NOT BAD. 81 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,952 EXCEPT FOR THIS AFTERTASTE. 82 00:05:33,573 --> 00:05:35,676 SHUT YOUR TRAPS, ALL OF YOU. 83 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,711 BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE OUTBURST 84 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:39,745 I AM GOING TO TREAT YOU ALL 85 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:42,883 TO AN ACTIVITY SO HEART-WRENCHINGLY BORING 86 00:05:42,986 --> 00:05:44,573 AND PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTING 87 00:05:44,676 --> 00:05:47,814 THAT IT IS GUARANTEED TO RENDER YOUR SOULS 88 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,780 BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR. 89 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,917 YAY. YAY. 90 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,538 THIS IS A PRETTY FUN CAMP GAME, HUH, PATRICK? 91 00:05:58,642 --> 00:05:59,228 YEAH. 92 00:05:59,331 --> 00:06:00,400 IT'S MADE EVEN MORE 93 00:06:00,504 --> 00:06:01,573 FUN AND CHALLENGING BY THE FACT THAT WE'RE 94 00:06:01,676 --> 00:06:03,469 WEARING THESE HEAVY ANKLE WEIGHTS. 95 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,400 GOOD NIGHT, LADIES. 96 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,952 MY CORNS WON'T STOP RINGING. 97 00:06:11,055 --> 00:06:13,331 Man 2: I MISS MY RUBBER DUCKY. 98 00:06:14,883 --> 00:06:16,228 WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB? 99 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:19,848 THE OTHER CAMPERS JUST AREN'T HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS YOU AND ME. 100 00:06:19,952 --> 00:06:22,021 IF ONLY WE COULD THINK OF SOME SORT OF GROUP ACTIVITY 101 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:23,780 THAT WE COULD ALL DO TOGETHER. 102 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:27,124 THEN WE'D ALL BE HAVING THE SAME AMOUNT OF FUN AS EACH OTHER. 103 00:06:27,228 --> 00:06:28,297 GOOD NIGHT. 104 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,883 THAT'S IT. 105 00:06:29,986 --> 00:06:32,745 WE'LL SHOW HIM WE CAN BE SELF-STARTERS. 106 00:06:50,538 --> 00:06:51,986 RISE AND SHINE. 107 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,090 NOW... 108 00:06:53,193 --> 00:06:54,952 WHICH ONE OF YOU VILE 109 00:06:55,055 --> 00:06:55,952 LOW-DOWN 110 00:06:56,055 --> 00:06:58,090 FOUL, MISERABLE WRETCHED SWINE 111 00:06:58,193 --> 00:07:01,745 LEFT THIS PATHETIC WORTHLESS, HORRID, MEANINGLESS... 112 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:04,607 UH, ABOMINATION? 113 00:07:04,711 --> 00:07:07,021 WHO SAID THAT? 114 00:07:08,331 --> 00:07:09,193 ME, SIR. 115 00:07:09,297 --> 00:07:10,952 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THING? 116 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,504 IT'S A PLAY. 117 00:07:12,607 --> 00:07:15,986 FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND INSPIRATION. 118 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,848 HMM... 119 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:18,883 OF COURSE. 120 00:07:18,986 --> 00:07:19,883 WELL, THEN... 121 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:21,366 I'LL WATCH YOUR PLAY. 122 00:07:21,469 --> 00:07:24,435 AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY ACT OF YOUR PATHETIC 123 00:07:24,538 --> 00:07:27,228 MEANINGLESS, RIDICULOUS PRODUCTION. 124 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:28,262 YOU KNOW WHY? 125 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:30,228 UH... BECAUSE YOU CHERISH 126 00:07:30,331 --> 00:07:32,986 THE FINE ART OF THESPIANISM? NO. 127 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,642 BECAUSE IT'LL BE THE LAST ACT YOU'LL EVER PERFORM 128 00:07:35,745 --> 00:07:37,331 IN YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. 129 00:07:37,435 --> 00:07:39,193 SO GET TO IT. 130 00:07:39,297 --> 00:07:42,124 AND I'D BETTER BE TRULY ENTERTAINED. 131 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,469 COOL. 132 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,642 KID'S WASTING HIS TIME. 133 00:07:49,745 --> 00:07:51,504 ALL DONE. 134 00:07:53,469 --> 00:07:55,297 YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'? 135 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,952 UH... 136 00:07:57,055 --> 00:07:58,780 IT'S A BOAT, YOU SIMPLETON. 137 00:07:58,883 --> 00:08:00,469 WHAT DO BOATS DO? 138 00:08:00,573 --> 00:08:02,917 UH... MAKE SMOKE. 139 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,917 NO, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD. 140 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:07,780 THEY FLOAT... 141 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:10,159 AWAY FROM THIS ISLAND 142 00:08:10,262 --> 00:08:12,676 WITH ALL OF US ONBOARD. 143 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:15,538 NOW HERE'S THE PLAN. 144 00:08:17,711 --> 00:08:19,814 HEY, BUDDY, YOU NEED SOME HELP? 145 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:20,745 REALLY? 146 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,814 SURE. 147 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,780 OPENING NIGHT. 148 00:08:31,504 --> 00:08:33,055 AYE, FOR JIB'S MEN. 149 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,193 WHAT FORCETH BLOW THE MERRY WINDS OF GALILEE? 150 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:37,090 GET READY. 151 00:08:37,193 --> 00:08:39,159 HUH... OH. 152 00:08:49,504 --> 00:08:50,297 TOGETHER! 153 00:08:57,883 --> 00:08:58,917 TOGETHER! 154 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:05,400 TOGETHER. 155 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:08,952 TOGETHER. 156 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:12,124 TOGETHER. 157 00:09:14,504 --> 00:09:16,676 ♪ AND ME... 158 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:17,607 TOGETHER. 159 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,055 TOGETHER. 160 00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:30,297 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY... 161 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,366 MY... 162 00:09:33,469 --> 00:09:35,331 OK, LET'S DO IT. 163 00:09:36,814 --> 00:09:38,159 UH, HEY, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 164 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:40,228 WE'RE BREAKIN' OUT OF HERE, THAT'S WHAT. 165 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:41,814 ESCAPING. 166 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:45,090 OH, AND THANKS FOR THE CONVINCING STAGE CRAFT. 167 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:48,848 ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE. 168 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,780 DO... DO IT AGAIN. 169 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,021 WHAT THE... 170 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,090 TURN THE SHIP AROUND. 171 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:09,331 I CAN'T SWIM. 172 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:14,986 I'M STUMPED. 173 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:17,676 I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE 174 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:21,124 A PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE FOR WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT. 175 00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:24,607 WORDS CANNOT ATTEMPT TO DESCRIBE THE DISGUSTING 176 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,228 VILE, THE, THE... 177 00:10:26,331 --> 00:10:30,952 THE COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR THE STORIED TRADITION OF MUSICAL THEATER. 178 00:10:31,055 --> 00:10:33,159 SO STARTING THIS VERY MOMENT 179 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:35,883 EVERY ONE OF YOU "SUBPROTOZOAS" 180 00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:37,090 WILL BE SENTENCED TO... 181 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,607 AHOY... HELLO. 182 00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:41,262 YOO-HOO. 183 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,435 WHAT IN THE NAME OF... 184 00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:50,986 FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE, MAN 185 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,469 SPEAK THE KING'S ENGLISH. 186 00:10:52,573 --> 00:10:53,642 I'M... 187 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,848 I'M CAMP COUNSELOR KRAUSS FROM SUN FUN ISLAND. 188 00:10:55,952 --> 00:10:57,469 YOU'RE WHO, WHAT? 189 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,986 WELL, I WAS DOING ROLL CALL 190 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,228 AND DISCOVERED ONE OF MY SUN FUNNERS WAS MISSING. 191 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,021 I CAME TO TAKE HIM BACK WITH ME... 192 00:11:03,124 --> 00:11:05,780 A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? 193 00:11:06,607 --> 00:11:08,917 ME, ME... I'M SPONGEBOB... 194 00:11:09,021 --> 00:11:09,607 ENOUGH. 195 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,607 SO TELL ME COUNSELOR 196 00:11:11,711 --> 00:11:15,573 JUST WHAT DO THEY DO ON YOUR SUNNY FUNNY ISLAND? 197 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,090 WELL, WE MAKE MACARONI ART. 198 00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:19,193 EGAD. 199 00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:20,814 AND WE SING CAMPFIRE SONGS. 200 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:21,917 ACH. 201 00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:23,642 OH, AND WE HELP AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER. 202 00:11:23,745 --> 00:11:25,124 STOP! 203 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,952 THESE HEINOUS ACTIVITIES 204 00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:29,642 SOUND LIKE TORTURE TOO SEVERE FOR EVEN 205 00:11:29,745 --> 00:11:33,780 THE LOWEST, FILTHIEST, UNDESERVING... 206 00:11:35,435 --> 00:11:36,090 WAIT A MINUTE... 207 00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:38,228 I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA. 208 00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:47,986 OH, THAT IS VERY GOOD, BRUISER. 209 00:11:52,538 --> 00:11:53,504 PATRICK? SPONGEBOB? 210 00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:54,504 YOU FIRST. 211 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,986 I... 212 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:59,055 I LIKED THE OTHER ISLAND BETTER. 213 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:00,262 ME TOO. 214 00:12:23,193 --> 00:12:24,573 WHAT THE... 215 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,814 WHOA, THERE, CALM DOWN. 216 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,055 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 217 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:34,262 SPONGEBOB AND I ARE BEING CHASED BY A SAVAGE BEAST. 218 00:12:34,366 --> 00:12:36,607 AND HE'S GONNA EAT US. 219 00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,573 OH, NO, HE AIN'T. 220 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,676 THERE IT IS! 221 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,469 THIS LITTLE GUY? 222 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:55,055 WHY HE'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE CRICKET. 223 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,814 HE'S A LAND CREATURE JUST LIKE ME. 224 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,642 POOR THING MUST'VE GOT LOST. 225 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,193 HE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU... 226 00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,504 SEE? 227 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,573 OH, LET'S GET YOU BACK HOME, LITTLE FELLA. 228 00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:12,538 THERE YOU GO. 229 00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:15,124 SEE, THAT WASN'T NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, HUH, GUYS? 230 00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:19,952 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 231 00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:21,228 I'M LATE FOR MY SURVIVAL TRAINING CAMP. 232 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,400 SURVIVAL TRAINING CAMP... 233 00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:25,124 PATRICK AND I LOVECAMPING. 234 00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:26,193 CAN WE COME? 235 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:28,814 THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY CAMPING TRIP. 236 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,917 I GO OUT INTO THE WILD 237 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,228 ARMED ONLY WITH MY BARE HANDS 238 00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:34,469 MY QUICK WITS 239 00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:35,504 THIS HARPOON... 240 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,504 AND 65 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE. 241 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,469 OUT IN THE WILD 242 00:13:39,573 --> 00:13:41,848 IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN. 243 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:44,055 YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING 244 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,193 WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WILD. 245 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,676 YOU TWO WOULDN'T LAST A SINGLE DAY. 246 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,469 HEY... 247 00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:50,642 WE WOULD SO. 248 00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,607 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT JUST THE OTHER DAY 249 00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:55,297 SQUIDWARD COMMENTED ON OUR SURVIVAL SKILLS. 250 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,193 YOU TWO ARE HARDER TO GET RID OF THAN COCKROACHES. 251 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:01,331 THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD. 252 00:14:01,435 --> 00:14:03,848 WHY AREN'T THESE THINGS WORKING? 253 00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:05,538 NO WAY, GUYS. 254 00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:08,711 THIS IS A SERIOUS TRIP FOR HARDCORE SURVIVALISTS ONLY. 255 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,642 BUT SANDY... BUT SANDY... 256 00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:11,262 NO. 257 00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:12,780 OHH... OHH... 258 00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:23,676 SHH... 259 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,607 WE'LL SHOW SANDY WE'RE AS TOUGH AS SHE IS. 260 00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:30,883 OH, I GUESS THE ROAD SMOOTHED OUT. 261 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,055 AHH... 262 00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:46,262 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, PATRICK. 263 00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:48,814 WE WERE ALMOST LEFT IN THE WILDERNESS WITHOUT SANDY. 264 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,917 AND NOBODY WOULD'VE KNOWN WHERE TO FIND US. 265 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,917 WEIRD... THERE'S A DOOR BACK HERE, TOO? 266 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,228 NO, PATRICK, NO! 267 00:14:55,331 --> 00:14:56,642 WHOA... 268 00:14:58,366 --> 00:14:59,883 SANDY, WAIT... 269 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,262 SANDY... 270 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:04,021 SANDY! 271 00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:06,780 WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE FOOD, SHELTER AND WATER. 272 00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:09,159 I'LL PITCH THE TENT WHILE YOU START A CAMPFIRE. 273 00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:10,504 THEN WHEN WE'RE ALL SETTLED 274 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,055 I'LL COOK US UP SOME GRUB. 275 00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:14,297 OK, PATRICK, WE'RE ALL SET. 276 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,262 WE GOT FRESH WATER, A RUGGED TENT FOR SHELTER... 277 00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,745 AND A NICE FIRE TO KEEP US WARM. 278 00:15:19,848 --> 00:15:21,435 HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE FIRE WOOD? 279 00:15:21,538 --> 00:15:24,814 YOU BURNED OUR FOOD SUPPLY? 280 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,090 OH, NO, QUICK, QUICK, PUT IT OUT WITH SOMETHING. 281 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,366 AHH, AHH, AHH... 282 00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:31,469 HEY, PATRICK, NICE JOB. 283 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:37,711 WHEW. 284 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:41,814 UH-OH. 285 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,573 WELL, WE BURNED OUR FOOD 286 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,331 RUINED OUR TENT AND LOST ALL OUR WATER. 287 00:15:46,435 --> 00:15:49,262 PATRICK, WE ARE GONNA NEED TO USE OUR RAZOR-SHARP QUICK WITS 288 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,193 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. 289 00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:51,952 GOT YA. 290 00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:53,262 OK, HERE'S THE PLAN. 291 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,986 OH, OH, WHOA... NO, NO. 292 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,021 YOU MADE THE LAST DECISION. 293 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,228 IT'S MY TURN. 294 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,607 SURE, PATRICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? 295 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,159 UM... 296 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,366 MAYBE, UH... 297 00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:08,538 UH, PATRICK... 298 00:16:08,642 --> 00:16:10,400 WELL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SPONGEBOB 299 00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,676 I DIDN'T RUSH YOU WHEN IT WAS YOUR TURN. 300 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,538 SORRY, SORRY, TAKE YOUR TIME. 301 00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:27,297 OHH... 302 00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:34,090 OH, SHOOT... 303 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,538 I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 304 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,469 NO HURRY, PATRICK. 305 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:46,193 DO YOU WANNA PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK? 306 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,297 SURE. 307 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,711 LET'S GO PLAY IN THAT CAVE OVER THERE? 308 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,090 I LIKE IT HERE. 309 00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:53,607 IT'S ROOMY... 310 00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:56,745 AND BEST OF ALL, WE HAVE THIS CAVE ALL TO OURSELVES. 311 00:16:58,848 --> 00:16:59,848 HUH? 312 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,814 MICE. 313 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,055 WE'LL ONLY STAY HERE TONIGHT 314 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,297 AND THEN HEAD HOME TOMORROW. 315 00:17:04,469 --> 00:17:05,986 HOME? 316 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,952 THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME. 317 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,090 YOU'LL BE HERE FOREVER 318 00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:11,159 JUST LIKE ME... 319 00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:23,297 GOOD TIMES. 320 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,297 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER?" 321 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,711 HOW LONG HAVE YOUBEEN HERE? 322 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,573 40 YEARS, I BEEN HERE. 323 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,538 THERE AIN'T NO WAY OUT OF THIS VALLEY. 324 00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:36,331 YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 325 00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:38,297 WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER? 326 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400 WE'RE DOOMED. 327 00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:40,745 ARE YOU KIDDING? 328 00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:44,331 THAT OLD COOT'S BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AND LOOK AT HIM. 329 00:17:44,435 --> 00:17:46,159 HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE. 330 00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,366 LOOK AT THOSE MUSCULAR ARMS. 331 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,262 HIS ROCK-HARD ABS. 332 00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,159 AND THAT GREAT COMPLEXION. 333 00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:55,021 WHY HE'S GLOWING WITH HEALTH. 334 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,469 YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK. 335 00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:57,607 BUT WHAT WILL WE EAT? 336 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:58,642 WHERE WILL WE SLEEP? 337 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,124 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU 338 00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:02,228 BUT I'VE GOT ALL THE COMFORTS OF HOME RIGHT HERE. 339 00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:06,573 PATRICK'S RIGHT. 340 00:18:06,676 --> 00:18:08,607 IF I'M STUCK HERE I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 341 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:10,952 I'LL BUILD MYSELF A NEW HOME. 342 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:14,331 THERE, JUST LIKE MY PINEAPPLE IN BIKINI BOTTOM... 343 00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:15,986 ONLY SMALLER. 344 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,848 HOW COMFY. 345 00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:20,297 SAFE AND SOUND IN MY OWN LITTLE HOME. 346 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,676 SAFE? 347 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,366 YOU'RE NEVER SAFE OUT IN THE WILD. 348 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,917 IF I WERE YOU... 349 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,228 I'D KEEP AND EYE ON THAT BIG FELLA. 350 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:28,297 PATRICK? 351 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,848 OH, PATRICK IS MY BEST FRIEND. 352 00:18:31,952 --> 00:18:33,228 HE WOULDN'T HURT ME. 353 00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:37,090 HE'S A BIG BOY. 354 00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:40,193 OUT HERE, TILL IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN. 355 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:47,917 HE'S GOTTEN THE TASTE OF FLESH. 356 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:50,573 HEY, PATRICK. 357 00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,366 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 358 00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:55,055 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 359 00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:56,469 BOY, AM I. 360 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,607 I'M SO HUNGRY... 361 00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:00,504 I COULD EAT ANYTHING. 362 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,538 I COULD EAT AN ENTIRE SPONGE... 363 00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:05,090 CAKE. 364 00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:08,814 I WAS JUST GONNA SHARE MY GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE WITH HIM. 365 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,262 IT'S GOT DELICIOUS CREAM FILLING, TOO. 366 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:14,366 MMM... 367 00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:15,262 IT'S ALL TRUE. 368 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:16,400 PATRICK ISGOING TO EAT ME. 369 00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:17,711 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 370 00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:19,055 YOU GOTTA PROTECT YOURSELF. 371 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,607 WHAT YOU NEED IS A FORT. 372 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:25,055 THIS MUD REPLICA OF THE KRUSTY KRAB 373 00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,538 SHOULD PROTECT ME FROM THAT FIEND, PATRICK. 374 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,228 AH! 375 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:30,021 HE'S ON TO ME. 376 00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:31,469 MUST HIDE. 377 00:19:31,573 --> 00:19:32,952 I'M SAFE. 378 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,159 PATRICK CAN'T GET ME IN HERE. 379 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,021 I DON'T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE. 380 00:19:38,124 --> 00:19:40,159 I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE. 381 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,642 SPATULA... 382 00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:44,814 NOW I JUST NEED SOME BUNS. 383 00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:53,366 OH, CRUNCHY. 384 00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:00,607 I CAN'T TAKE IT! 385 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,090 AHH! 386 00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:05,366 I NEED SOME REAL FOOD. 387 00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:06,262 REMEMBER, KID... 388 00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,504 IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN. 389 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,400 YES, YES... 390 00:20:10,504 --> 00:20:13,021 I SHALL EAT PATRICK BEFORE HE EATS ME. 391 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,124 OHH... 392 00:20:22,228 --> 00:20:24,883 SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 393 00:20:24,986 --> 00:20:26,814 WHAT ARE YOU COOKING, SPONGEBOB? 394 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,642 I'M GONNA COOK YOU UP AND EAT YA. 395 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,848 AH, WELL, WHY DO YOU WANNA EAT ME? 396 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:33,159 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING. 397 00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:35,055 YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB. 398 00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:36,297 BUT IT WON'T WORK 399 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,642 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EAT YOU BEFORE YOU EAT ME. 400 00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:41,848 WELL, NOT IF I EAT YOU FIRST. 401 00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:43,780 OH, NO, YOU DON'T 402 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,986 WHERE'D HE GO? 403 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,883 COME ON OUT, PATRICK. 404 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,573 YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER. 405 00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:53,780 WHAT'S THIS... WARM WATER? 406 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,021 YOU SEEMED KIND OF TENSE 407 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,297 SO I DREW YOU A HOT BATH. 408 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,711 WELL, THANKS, PATRICK. 409 00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:02,400 I DID GET A TRIFLE UNHINGED, DIDN'T I? 410 00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:03,366 OOPS... 411 00:21:03,469 --> 00:21:05,676 I FORGOT THE BATH BEADS. 412 00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:09,745 THANKS, PATRICK, YOU'RE A REAL PAL. 413 00:21:09,848 --> 00:21:11,780 FUNNY LOOKING BATH BEADS. 414 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,331 THEY ALMOST LOOK LIKE CARROTS. 415 00:21:13,435 --> 00:21:14,366 CARROTS? 416 00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:16,538 YOU'RE MAKING SOUP OUT OF ME. 417 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,469 I WAS NOT. 418 00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:21,780 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STEW. 419 00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:24,228 WHEW. 420 00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:26,573 I'M GETTING TIRED. 421 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,607 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP ON THIS NICE SOFT BED. 422 00:21:28,711 --> 00:21:30,366 THERE, THAT'S IT. 423 00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:33,504 HERE, I'LL TUCK YOU IN WITH THIS NICE SOFT BLANKET. 424 00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:36,021 AND WHAT'S A BLANKET WITHOUT A LITTLE KETCHUP? 425 00:21:36,124 --> 00:21:37,193 NEE-MEE-NEE-MEE... 426 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,124 THIS ISN'T A BED. 427 00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:40,745 WAIT, COME BACK. 428 00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:43,228 YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY SEASONED. 429 00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:47,917 MMM... 430 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:49,573 AHH! 431 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,021 AHH! 432 00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:54,745 WHOA, HEY... 433 00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:56,917 GIVE ME THAT KETCHUP BACK. 434 00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,193 NO. 435 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:01,986 GOT YA. 436 00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,055 NO, GOT YOU. 437 00:22:03,159 --> 00:22:03,917 I GOT YOU. 438 00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:09,262 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DID IT. 439 00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:10,469 DID WHAT? 440 00:22:10,573 --> 00:22:13,159 WHY EARN YOUR SURVIVALIST MEDALS, OF COURSE. 441 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:15,607 ONLY A HARDCORE SURVIVALIST 442 00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:18,331 WOULD BREAK DOWN AND NEARLY EAT HIS BEST PAL. 443 00:22:18,435 --> 00:22:21,469 WHY DO YOU CARE IF WE'RE SURVIVALISTS? 444 00:22:22,952 --> 00:22:25,711 'CAUSE I'M NOT JUST SOME OLD HERMIT. 445 00:22:25,814 --> 00:22:29,366 I'M SANDY CHEEKS, SURVIVALIST EXTRAORDINAIRE. 446 00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:30,745 SANDY? SANDY? 447 00:22:30,848 --> 00:22:33,538 IT WEREN'T NO ACCIDENT THAT YOU FELL OUT OF MY TRUCK. 448 00:22:33,642 --> 00:22:36,090 I WAS JUST TESTING YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS. 449 00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:37,780 YOU PLANNED THIS? YOU PLANNEDTHIS? 450 00:22:37,883 --> 00:22:38,745 YUP... 451 00:22:38,848 --> 00:22:40,780 AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY YOU BOTH PASSED. 452 00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:42,745 HERE'S YOUR SURVIVALIST MEDALS. 453 00:22:42,848 --> 00:22:45,228 HOORAY. HOORAY. 454 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,607 WOW, IT'S GREAT THAT WE WON OUR MEDALS. 455 00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:50,090 BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY. 456 00:22:50,193 --> 00:22:51,228 ME TOO. 457 00:22:51,331 --> 00:22:52,090 GUYS... 458 00:22:52,193 --> 00:22:53,435 WHAT YA DOING? 459 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,676 UH, FELLAS? 460 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:57,642 EAT OR BE EATEN. EAT OR BE EATEN. 461 00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:58,745 UH-OH. 462 00:22:58,848 --> 00:23:00,607 NEXT TIME I'LL BRING MORE GRANOLA.