BACKING UP.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP...
YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP...
YOUR KRABBY PATTY, SIR.
YOUR FOOD THIS WAY?
YOU MEAN WITH A SMILE?
YES, SIR.
BEWARE.
THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING.
TALLY-HO, THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING.
THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING!
NOT THE MOLLUSKS!
MOLLUSKS? WHAT MOLLUSKS?
THERE AREN'T ANY MOLLUSKS COMING, ARE THERE, PATRICK?
NO.
GREAT UNCLE PATRICK REVERE.
OF RAVENOUS MAN-EATING MOLLUSKS.
Patrick Revere: THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING.
IT'S TOO BAD NOBODY LISTENED TO HIM.
WITH YE OLD NUT CASE?
WOW, PATRICK, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FAMOUS RELATIVE?
WELL, THE BEST
I DON'T HAVE TO
ALREADY DID IT FOR ME.
THE OLD PRESSURE OFF.
THAT'S NOTHING.
THE SPENDTHRIFT BILLFOLD SYSTEM.
ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
HEY, SPONGEBOB, HOW 'BOUT A RAISE?
GEE, THANKS, MR. KRABS.
UH-UH-UH... WATCH.
AH! SEE?
DOESN'T THAT HURT?
EVERY TIME.
GOSH, I DON'T HAVE ANYONE FAMOUS IN MYFAMILY.
OH, WELL, THEN IT'S LUCKY
BE A HOLLOW SHELL.
I'LL BET YOUR SOMEBODY'S FAMOUS POOP-COVERED ANCESTOR.
UNTIL MY FRIENDS POINTED IT OUT.
HI-YAH!
HI, SANDY.
SOMETHING WRONG, SPONGEBOB?
A BULL FROG FULL OF SODA-POP.
RELATIVES, SANDY?
I SURE DO.
AT SPINDLETOP, TEXAS.
SHE'S READY TO BLOW!
HAS A FAMOUS RELATIVE.
EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME.
COME ON, I BET Y'ALL GOT SOMEONE FAMOUS IN YOUR FAMILY TREE.
WELL, THERE WAS MY UNCLE SHERM.
WATERMELON UP HIS NOSE.
THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF FAMOUS I MEAN.
COME ON, LET'S DO A LITTLE DIGGING AROUND YOUR FAMILY TREE.
"FAMILY HISTORIES OF BIKINI BOTTOM."
LET'S SEE, SQUAREHEAD, SQUARESHIRT, SQUAREPANTS...
HEY, LOOK IT HERE...
IT'S A STATUE OF SPONGEBUCK SQUAREPANTS.
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM.
HE GOT HIS OWN STATUTE?
SAYS HERE, HE SAVED THE ENTIRE TOWN OF DEAD EYE GULCH.
THAT'S WHAT BACK IN THE OLD WEST DAYS.
IT WAS A TOWN
CAME TO TOWN.
WOW... THE BIG CITY.
WELL, TIME TO MAKE MY FORTUNE.
NO-GOOD GALOOT, DEAD EYE.
WHEW-WEE!
IS BIG AND FANCYLIKE.
GEE WHILLIKERS, THEY GOT AN ICE DREAM PARLOR.
I'LL TAKE ONE SCOOP OF "VANILLI" ICE CREAM, PLEASE.
YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU?
YEP, I JUST GOT OFF FROM THE TRAIN.
YOU DON'T SAY.
BUSINESS IS GOOD TODAY.
HOWDY-DO, Y'ALL.
GREAT, ANOTHER HAYSEED.
FOR HIS DRINKS.
HOWDY, PARTNERS.
PARDON, BUT IS THIS STOOL TAKEN?
YEAH, SOME FANCY DUDE JUST SAT IN IT.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU, STRANGER?
GIVE ME A SHOT... OF MILK.
MILK? TWO PERCENT.
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
I DRINK THIS STUFF EVERY DAY.
LOOK OUT TAPEWORM HERE IT COMES.
GET READY, "TAPEY."
AH!
OH, YEAH...
SMOOTH. RIGHT.
DEAD EYE GULCH, STRANGER?
STRANGE IS RIGHT.
THE NAME'S SPONGEBUCK.
MY WAY HERE IN THE BIG CITY.
I'M HERE FOR THE JOB.
WONDERFUL, YOU'RE HIRED.
HEY, EVERYBODY...
MEET OUR NEW SHERIFF.
SHERIFF? I'M NOT HERE FOR THE SHERIFF JOB.
I'M HERE FOR THE FRY COOK JOB.
BACK HOME, I'M KNOWN FOR MY
ROOTIN', TOOTIN', NEVER PUTTIN' CHILI...
THE SPICIEST CHILI WEST OF THE OLD RED BARN.
YECH!
NO OFFENSE, KID, BUT YOUR CHILI TASTES TERRIBLE.
IN A GOOD WAY?
NO, IN A TERRIBLE WAY.
LOOK, WE ALREADY GAVE YOU THE BADGE.
AND THE LAW OF THE WEST SAYS, "NO TAKEBACKS."
SINCE WHEN?
SINCE...
SO THAT MEANS, YOU'RE THE NEW SHERIFF.
TO THE OLD SHERIFF?
UH, HE'S AT BOOT HILL.
AND WHY IS HE AT BOOT HILL?
HILL WAS TOTALLY FULL.
HE'S A-COMING... DEAD EYE'S A-COMING.
DEAD EYE!
DEAD EYE?
WHO'S DEAD EYE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHO DEAD EYE IS.
BUT I SHALL DO IT...
THROUGH SONG.
MAESTRO, IF YOU PLEASE.
THAT'S ME...
DEAD EYE PLANKTON.
WHO?
SONG ABOUT HIM.
WELL, WHAT Y'ALL LOOKING AT?
OH, AGAIN?
GET UP, YOU TWO.
I'M HERE FOR MY... MONEY, KRABS.
HEH-HEH, WHAT?
MORTGAGE PAYMENTS?
I'M GOING BROKE HERE.
THAT'S THE IDEA.
ALL CLEAR ON THAT.
OH, YEAH
I'LL BE BACK AT FOR THE DEED.
HEY... THAT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.
WHO SAID THAT?
WELL, LAST TIME I CHECKED
DEAD EYE GULCH.
NOT YOKEL-BURG.
HEH-HEH, HEH.
HEH, YOKEL-BURG.
HEH-HEH.
WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?
I'M SPONGEBUCK, THE NEW SHERIFF.
WANT SOME CHILI.
SHERIFF?
'ROUND THESE PARTS, WE CALL 'EM COFFIN JOCKEYS.
COFFIN JOCKEY?
YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
FOR RUNNING OFF A SHERIFF.
HOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED THE FIRST POST.
WHOA, GIRL.
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE GUYS?
ALL RIGHT, KID, I'M GONNA MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU.
I'M A VILLAIN... GOT IT?
UH-HUH.
AND THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
UNDERSTAND?
YUP.
OR WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
AT HIGH NOON.
SABE?
SOUNDS GREAT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU?
NO...
HE-YAH!
WHOA...
WHOA!
AND STAY OUT.
HEY, ONLY THREE SECONDS OFF MY RECORD.
Dead Eye: WHAT ARE YOU HAYSEEDS LOOKING AT?
HE-YAH!
Dead Eye: GET...
GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE TOWN NOW, PA?
I AIN'T YOUR PA.
I LOVE THIS TOWN!
WHOA, THERE, WHOA...
WHOA!
WHOA.
LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE TRAIL.
WE'RE OUT OF FOOD, WATER...
AND LIP BALM.
I'M SORRY, OLD PAINT.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PUT YOU OUT YOUR MISERY.
SO LONG, OLD FRIEND!
HEY, BUDDY, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
THINGS TO YOUR HEAD.
IT DOES?
OH, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT GUY, KID.
HE'S LOONEY.
AHH!
OH, HEY, SPONGEBUCK.
BARREL OF LAUGHS, HUH?
BUT LAZY.
WELL, ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA GET BACK AND SAVE THE TOWN, SHERIFF.
I AIN'T NO SHERIFF OR FRY COOK
OR EVEN COFFIN JOCKEY.
AND I'M NO MATCH FOR DEAD EYE PLANKTON.
I'M NOTHIN'.
OF HIS IDIOT SIDEKICK FRIEND.
THAT'S ME.
DUH...
I DON'T KNOW... OH!
OK, OK, I'LL DO IT, JUST STOP HURTING ME.
BESIDES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TIME I STEPPED UP AND LOOKED FATE IN THE EYE.
SO I'LL GO BACK TO DEAD EYE GULCH, WHIP PLANKTON
AND SAVE THE TOWN AT HIGH NOON.
HOP ON, BUDDY.
THANKS, IDIOT FRIEND.
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'LL EVER GET BACK
TO DEAD EYE GULCH BY HIGH NOON.
DON'T WORRY, I GOT A SHORTCUT.
HEE-YAW!
WHY ARE WE GOING SO FAST?
'CAUSE WITHOUT A SHERIFF
DEAD EYE WON'T STOP TILL HE HAS THE CLOTHES OFF OUR BACKS.
GREAT IDEA.
Dead Eye: OK, LET'S SEE...
PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, CLOTHES OFF YOUR BACKS?
THAT SHOULD ABOUT DO IT.
LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA GO DROP OFF ALL MY NEW STUFF AT THE BANK.
I'LL BE BACK AT HIGH NOON TO RUB
WITH A LITTLE DANCE.
I GOTTA ADMIT, HE'S GOT SKILLS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE DEED TO YOUR SALOON, KRABS
I'LL OWN EVERY BUILDING IN TOWN.
AND YOU'LL ALL HAVE
MISERABLE LIVES.
SWALLOWED A BUG.
I HATE THAT.
IT TOTALLY RUINS AN EVIL LAUGH.
YEE-HAW!
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE LOST.
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD GET ANY WORSE.
HOWDY, GUYS- I'M BACK IN THE NICK OF TIME.
WE'RE HEROES.
YOU'RE MORONS.
IT'S TOO LATE.
PLANKTON'S TAKEN EVERYTHING.
BUT IT'S ONLY 11:55.
TAKES PLACE AT HIGH NOON.
WELL, I GUESS THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.
AND ALL OUR STUFF.
AND ME MONEY.
ME BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MONEY.
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
BEFORE I CAME HERE, I WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP TOO.
20 MINUTES I'VE KNOWN YOU
I'VE COME TO LOVE DEAD EYE GULCH.
WE'RE FREEZING.
WHAT I'M-A SAYIN' IS
DEAD EYE GULCH FOR GOOD.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WELL, I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER.
FORGET IT, SPONGEBUCK.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL STANDING IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
NO, DON'T TELL ME.
OH, I KNOW, YOU'RE THROWING A SLUMBER PARTY.
PILLOW FIGHT, OH!
AH!
PACKS A WALLOP.
IT'S MADE OUT OF WOOD
IN THE OLD WEST.
ROUND TWO?
I DO BELIEVE I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, KID.
COME ON, GUYS,
IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
NO OFFENSE, KID, BUT YOUR ADVICE IS AS TERRIBLE AS YOUR CHILI.
I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR LOSING FAITH.
I LOST FAITH, TOO.
AND TOGETHER WE'VE COME FAR.
SO I'M SURE WITH ALL
AND SAVE THE TOWN.
SO LET'S HUDDLE UP AND MAKE A PLAN... TOGETHER.
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH...
UH, SPONGEBUCK, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING...
UM...
YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN, DO YOU? NO.
TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T THINK I'D GET THIS FAR.
BUT I KNOW WE CAN BEAT 'EM
IF WE JUST WORK TOGETHER.
Dead Eye: OH, I AM TERRIFIED.
DEAD EYE PLANKTON?
SO FRY COOK, YOU'RE BACK... AND ALL ALONE.
YOU WISH, DEAD EYE.
WE ARE UNITED, RIGHT... HEY!
Krabs WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BOY.
WAY, WAY, BEHIND YOU.
Dead Eye: SO IT'S COME TO THIS?
MANO E MANO.
WELL, YOU CAN HOLD THE MANO BECAUSE IT'S COME DOWN TO YOU AND ME.
WELL, WELL, WELL...
LOOK AT THE TIME:
HIGH NOON.
Dead Eye: OW!
HUH?
I HATE ALL OF YOU.
CAN I TRY?
YOU CAN'T DO THIS... OW!
THREE YEE-HAW'S FOR SPONGEBUCK.
YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW!
STEP RIGHT UP, EVERYONE.
OLD DEAD EYE PLANKTON.
Dead Eye: AH, OUCH, OOH!
TAKE THAT, YOU NO-GOOD LITTLE VARMINT.
I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
AH!
WELL, SHERIFF, YOU BEAT DEAD EYE PLANKTON AND SAVED THE TOWN.
IMPORTANT PART.
WHAT'S THAT?
OF IDIOT FRIENDSHIP.
DUH...
COME WITH ME.
I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
SPONGEBUCK FOR SAVING OUR TOWN.
THAT LITTLE VARMINT.
HISTORY WILL VINDICATE ME!
YEOW!
WE MELTED DOWN PLANKTON'S IN YOUR HONOR.
OOH...
I LIKED MY DESIGN BETTER.
"TRICKIN' YOU INTO BEING SHERRIFF" THING.
I GOT A NEW BADGE FOR YOU...
IF YOU'LL TAKE IT.
WOW... FRY COOK.
THANK YOU, GOOD PEOPLE OF BIKINI GULCH.
THE STATUTE IS TRULY AMAZING.
THE HINDQUARTERS, BUT STILL...
"HEY, I'M PROUD OF MY GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER."
AWW...
SAY "SEAWEED."
AND EVERYONE IN IT.
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPA?
THAT ONE WE HAVE NOW.
YEAH, AND IT'S COVERED IN JELLYFISH POOP.
WAY A MINUTE.
WHOA, DON'T TOUCH THAT SPONGEBOB...
EWW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT BOY AIN'T HOOKED UP RIGHT.
LOOK SANDY. HUH?
ALL ALONG.
SORRY, GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPA.
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU ALL COVERED IN POOP.
WOW.
I'VE GOT A LOT TO LIVE UP TO.
MAYBE ONE DAY, PEOPLE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
KEEP DREAMING, SPONGEBOB, KEEP DREAMING.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE AT THE KRUSTY KANTINA.
FOR Y'ALL, TONIGHT
THIS GUY.
HE'S AN IDIOT.
SING ABOUT, SPONGEBUCK?
WE'RE GONNA SING A SONG ABOUT FRIENDS.
FRIENDS, SPONGEBUCK?
WELL, LISTEN UP, AND I'LL TELL YOU.
YOU KNOW, SPONGEBUCK
ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING IS SING ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU.
WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME?
HEH-HEH-HEH...
THANKS, BUDDY.
CURSES.
WOULD DO THAT.
LET'S BRING IT HOME, IDIOT FRIEND.
OK.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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