1
00:00:57,555 --> 00:01:00,175
Captioning Provided By:

2
00:01:00,175 --> 00:01:00,313
ARE YA READY, KIDS?AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

3
00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:01,658
I CAN'T HEARYOU.

4
00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:03,451
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

5
00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:10,348
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6
00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:14,279
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7
00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:18,417
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8
00:01:22,106 --> 00:01:22,244
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9
00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:23,486
♪ READY?

10
00:01:24,796 --> 00:01:24,900
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

11
00:01:57,313 --> 00:01:57,451
BREAKER, BREAKER,
LOOKS CLEAR, OVER.

12
00:02:00,624 --> 00:02:00,762
UH, ROBERT, ROBERT,
UH, RONALD, RONALD.

13
00:02:05,072 --> 00:02:05,210
RYAN.

14
00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:08,313
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO SAY ROGER?

15
00:02:08,313 --> 00:02:08,451
Oh, wait,
I got it, I got it.

16
00:02:09,831 --> 00:02:09,934
RINGO.

17
00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:13,831
PATRICK, WE HAVE VISUAL CONTACT.

18
00:02:16,727 --> 00:02:16,865
NOW TAKING EVASIVE ACTION.

19
00:02:20,313 --> 00:02:20,451
IN CLOSE PROXIMITY, OVER.

20
00:02:23,382 --> 00:02:23,520
HELLO?

21
00:02:24,486 --> 00:02:24,624
PLEASE REPLY.

22
00:02:26,244 --> 00:02:27,555
WITH THIS THING.

23
00:02:27,555 --> 00:02:27,693
PLEASE.

24
00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:28,968
CONTACT IMMINENT, PATRICK.

25
00:02:30,003 --> 00:02:30,141
RESPOND NOW, PLEASE.

26
00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:31,555
Please.

27
00:02:33,382 --> 00:02:33,520
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE GONNA NEED
TO SPEAK UP.

28
00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:35,658
MY EARDRUMS AREN'T WHAT
THEY USED TO BE.

29
00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:37,865
I CAN'T SPEAK UP, PATRICK.

30
00:02:40,279 --> 00:02:40,382
THERE'S A JELLYFISH OVER HERE,
AND I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT
STING ME IF I MAKE ANY LOUD...

31
00:02:44,762 --> 00:02:44,865
NOISES.

32
00:02:45,727 --> 00:02:45,865
OOPS.

33
00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:50,796
IS HE STILL AFTER US, PATRICK?

34
00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:52,555
I DON'T KNOW, BUDDY.

35
00:02:53,831 --> 00:02:53,934
SHOULD WE TURN AROUND AND CHECK?

36
00:02:55,106 --> 00:02:55,244
OK.

37
00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:00,451
OOH, I THINK I LANDED
ON MY PAIN CENTER.

38
00:03:02,865 --> 00:03:02,968
I THINK I LANDED ON A ROCK.

39
00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:08,348
PATRICK, LOOK.

40
00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:11,796
THERE'S A WEIRD THING STICKING
OUT OF THE GROUND RIGHT THERE.

41
00:03:11,796 --> 00:03:11,900
THAT'S JUST SQUIDWARD
SUNBATHING AGAIN.

42
00:03:15,865 --> 00:03:15,968
NO, NOT THAT, PATRICK.

43
00:03:17,175 --> 00:03:17,313
THIS.

44
00:03:18,451 --> 00:03:18,589
WHAT IS IT?

45
00:03:19,555 --> 00:03:19,693
I DON'T KNOW.

46
00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:23,210
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING

47
00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:23,348
AND I'M GONNA
SO WE CAN DIG IT UP.

48
00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:26,417
WE?

49
00:03:33,072 --> 00:03:35,831
ON YOUR CHEST, EH, PATRICK?

50
00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:35,934
I'LL SAY.

51
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:38,658
PLUS, LOOK AT WHAT
A U.F.O.

52
00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:41,141
GO ON, YOU FIRST.

53
00:03:48,106 --> 00:03:48,244
KIND OF DARK, HUH?

54
00:03:50,382 --> 00:03:50,520
YEAH, DARK.

55
00:03:52,658 --> 00:03:52,796
WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

56
00:03:54,382 --> 00:03:54,520
FOUND IT.

57
00:03:56,037 --> 00:03:56,175
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

58
00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:00,451
HEY, PATRICK, LOOK.

59
00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,037
WE'RE MOVING.

60
00:04:03,279 --> 00:04:03,417
AND HERE'S THE STEERING WHEEL.

61
00:04:04,555 --> 00:04:04,693
OH, HOLD IT, SPONGEBOB.

62
00:04:05,865 --> 00:04:05,968
YOU'D BETTER LET ME DRIVE.

63
00:04:07,003 --> 00:04:07,141
GIVE ME THAT WHEEL.

64
00:04:08,072 --> 00:04:08,210
NO, LET GO.

65
00:04:09,175 --> 00:04:09,313
I WANT TO DRIVE.

66
00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:13,555
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SQUIDWARD.

67
00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:15,072
WHERE ARE ALL THE CUSTOMERS?

68
00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:17,555
ISN'T BIKINI BOTTOM'S

69
00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:21,658
BUT AT LEAST IT'S BETTER

70
00:04:24,486 --> 00:04:24,624
AND THAT'S OUR ONLY COMPETITION.

71
00:04:26,693 --> 00:04:26,831
FOR THIS CONVERSATION?

72
00:04:28,865 --> 00:04:28,968
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

73
00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:33,106
CAN'T YOU JUST PRETEND TO LISTEN
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?

74
00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,244
DO IT FOR OLD MR. KRABS.

75
00:04:37,003 --> 00:04:39,313
WELL, SINCE YOU CAN'T

76
00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:39,451
TO THE CUSTOMERS?

77
00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:41,900
QUIET, SQUIDWARD,
I'M BRAINSTORMING.

78
00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:43,417
OOH, OOH.

79
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,348
WHAT IF,

80
00:04:48,348 --> 00:04:48,486
TO THE CUSTOMERS?

81
00:04:55,451 --> 00:04:55,589
WHY, YES, OF COURSE.

82
00:04:56,865 --> 00:04:56,968
BUT HOW?

83
00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:57,968
CAN WE PARK HERE?

84
00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:02,003
HEY, MR. KRABS.

85
00:05:03,313 --> 00:05:03,451
LOOK WHAT PATRICK AND I FOUND.

86
00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:05,486
WE'RE GONNA USE IT TO GO
ON A LONG JOURNEY.

87
00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:08,106
OR EVEN AROUND THE BLOCK.

88
00:05:09,796 --> 00:05:09,900
THAT'S IT.

89
00:05:11,486 --> 00:05:11,624
WE'LL TAKE THE KRUSTY KRAB
ON THE ROAD.

90
00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:16,210
SO LONG, LAD.

91
00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:17,417
MAKE ME LOTS OF MONEY.

92
00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:18,520
BYE, SQUIDWARD.

93
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:19,624
BYE, MR. KRABS.

94
00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:20,865
BYE, SQUIDWARD.

95
00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:22,382
YOU SAID "BYE, SQUIDWARD" TWICE.

96
00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,003
I LIKE SQUIDWARD.

97
00:05:26,555 --> 00:05:26,693
A TRAVELING RESTAURANT, EH?

98
00:05:29,244 --> 00:05:29,382
IT'S NOT FAIR.

99
00:05:31,555 --> 00:05:31,693
I HAD THAT IDEA YEARS AGO.

100
00:05:33,865 --> 00:05:33,968
NO MATTER.

101
00:05:35,348 --> 00:05:37,313
IF MR. KRABS

102
00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:37,451
THEN PLANKTON'S READY
FOR HIS TURN TO TAKE HIS TURN.

103
00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:51,900
HELLO.

104
00:05:53,141 --> 00:05:53,279
HELLO.

105
00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:56,520
IN A KRABBY PATTY?

106
00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:56,658
NO THANKS.

107
00:05:57,486 --> 00:05:57,624
NOW WHAT?

108
00:05:58,762 --> 00:05:58,865
I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

109
00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,831
MR. KRABS SAID,
IF WE DIDN'T FIND CUSTOMERS,
NOT TO COME BACK.

110
00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:04,900
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE OUR FIRST CUSTOMER, SIR.

111
00:06:07,348 --> 00:06:07,486
UH, YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE.

112
00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:09,244
WAIT.

113
00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:10,348
WE'LL PAY YOU.

114
00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:11,865
HEY, THANKS AGAIN, GUYS.

115
00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:13,762
GOOD LUCK WITH THE RESTAURANT.

116
00:06:14,831 --> 00:06:14,934
THANK YOU, SIR.

117
00:06:16,003 --> 00:06:16,141
COME AGAIN.

118
00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:21,589
SALESMEN THAN I SUSPECTED.

119
00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:23,210
Customer approaching.

120
00:06:24,486 --> 00:06:24,624
HELLO, LITTLE BOY.

121
00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:26,417
WOULD YOU LIKE A CHUM BURGER?

122
00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:28,313
UH, DOES IT COME IN RASPBERRY?

123
00:06:31,486 --> 00:06:31,624
UH, NO.

124
00:06:32,865 --> 00:06:32,968
BLUEBERRY?

125
00:06:34,313 --> 00:06:34,451
NO.

126
00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:35,555
UM... RASPBERRY?

127
00:06:41,175 --> 00:06:41,313
OH, COME ON, KID,
YOU ASKED ME THAT ALREADY.

128
00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:43,658
NOW QUIT WASTING MY TIME.

129
00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:45,417
HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK
TO MY SON THAT WAY.

130
00:06:48,348 --> 00:06:48,486
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

131
00:06:50,555 --> 00:06:53,934
I'M PLANKTON, YOU OLD HAG,
SMELLS LIKE BOOGERS.

132
00:06:53,934 --> 00:06:54,072
HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK
TO MY WIFE THAT WAY.

133
00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:55,934
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?

134
00:06:57,658 --> 00:06:59,417
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT, FATTIE.

135
00:06:59,417 --> 00:06:59,555
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

136
00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:04,313
HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK
TO MY GRANDSON LIKE THAT.

137
00:07:04,313 --> 00:07:04,451
IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL.

138
00:07:06,865 --> 00:07:06,968
DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA.

139
00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,003
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

140
00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:12,037
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

141
00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:14,037
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

142
00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:15,210
WHAT THE?

143
00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:19,831
NO, CONTROLS MALFUNCTIONING.

144
00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:26,555
HEY, PATRICK?

145
00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:28,417
YEAH?

146
00:07:29,968 --> 00:07:30,106
WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
ON KITCHEN DUTY?

147
00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:32,658
OH NO, YOU BURNED
ALL THE PATTIES.

148
00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:35,762
IT'S HARD AS A ROCK.

149
00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:37,555
HOW'RE WE GONNA FIND
SOMEBODY WHO'LL BUY THESE?

150
00:07:41,589 --> 00:07:41,727
HEY, THE ROCKS ARE ALL GONE.

151
00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:42,658
AW.

152
00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:46,520
FOLKS, HAVE I GOT
A DEAL FOR YOU.

153
00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:53,348
ALL RIGHT, GET HIM!

154
00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:01,348
WON'T MR. KRABS BE SO PROUD
HOW GOOD WE'RE DOING?

155
00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:04,796
SEE ANY NEW CUSTOMERS, PATRICK?

156
00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:06,831
NO, BUT I SEE A SIGN.

157
00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:09,072
AB EYES?"

158
00:08:13,037 --> 00:08:13,175
HERE, LET ME SEE.

159
00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:15,141
NO, PATRICK, THAT SAYS "ABYSS."

160
00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:17,865
OH, OK.

161
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,037
WHAT'S AN ABYSS, SPONGEBOB?

162
00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:21,727
AN ABYSS IS A BOTTOMLESS...

163
00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:23,348
CHASM!

164
00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:27,244
PAT, WE'RE FALLING!

165
00:08:29,037 --> 00:08:29,175
AND NOW WE'RE BATHED IN
AN EERIE RED LIGHT!

166
00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:33,555
YES, YES!

167
00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:38,417
AND NOW, A DEAFENING
WARNING SIREN.

168
00:08:53,693 --> 00:08:53,831
LOOK, PATRICK.

169
00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:59,968
THE DEEP, DARK, DEPRESSING,
HORRIBLE ABYSS.

170
00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:02,348
AND DEPRESSING?

171
00:09:06,727 --> 00:09:09,348
WE DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY,
MISTER SEA MONSTER, SIR.

172
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:09,486
UM, WHAT WE REALLY WANT
TO KNOW IS, ARE YOU HUNGRY?

173
00:09:11,658 --> 00:09:11,796
HUNGRY?

174
00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:18,900
I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 79 YEARS,
WAS 79 YEARS AGO.

175
00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:20,555
YES, I'M HUNGRY.

176
00:09:22,175 --> 00:09:22,313
WELL THEN, TRY ONE OF
OUR KRABBY PATTIES.

177
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:30,037
MM, THAT'S THE BEST THING
I'VE TASTED SINCE
THAT SEWAGE SPILL BACK IN '76.

178
00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:36,520
I'LL TAKE 640 OF THEM.

179
00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:38,762
WHOO-HOO!

180
00:09:40,727 --> 00:09:40,865
ORDER UP.

181
00:09:53,037 --> 00:09:53,175
ALL THE CUSTOMERS'LL
COME RUNNING TO ME.

182
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,072
FOR "DRASTICEREST" MEASURES.

183
00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:08,451
OK, YOU BUMS,
TIME FOR THE SECOND COURSE.

184
00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:11,934
CHUM CHARGES.

185
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:18,451
SPONGEBOB, OUR HOME'S
BEEN BREACHED.

186
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,003
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

187
00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:22,210
NO.

188
00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:23,520
NEITHER DO I.

189
00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:24,865
YES!

190
00:10:27,072 --> 00:10:27,210
I SUNK THE KRUSTY KRAB.

191
00:10:28,968 --> 00:10:29,106
I SUNK THE KRUSTY KRAB.

192
00:10:30,658 --> 00:10:30,796
I SUNK THE... OH!

193
00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:33,072
EH, WHO NEEDS
THAT RUSTBUCKET ANYHOW?

194
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:36,106
COME ON IN THERE.

195
00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:37,900
I WANT MORE SANDWICHES.

196
00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:41,382
SPONGEBOB, LOOK.

197
00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:42,934
WHAT IS IT?

198
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,037
IT'S A LIQUID.

199
00:10:45,589 --> 00:10:46,624
NO, IT'S A SOLID,
IT'S A SOLID.

200
00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:46,762
IT'S A "LOL-SQUID."

201
00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:51,624
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING
ON IN THERE?

202
00:10:54,693 --> 00:10:54,831
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE
A SANDWICH TO ME.

203
00:10:58,313 --> 00:10:58,451
NOT JUST A SANDWICH.

204
00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:00,244
IT'S A "CHUMWICH."

205
00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:05,589
MM.

206
00:11:06,693 --> 00:11:06,831
NOW THAT'S A SANDWICH.

207
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:19,693
BEFORE WE SHELL OFF?

208
00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:22,175
I WANT DESSERT.

209
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:24,279
WE DON'T HAVE DESSERT.

210
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:26,555
DON'T GIVE ANOTHER PENNY
TO THOSE FAST FOOD PHONIES.

211
00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:29,624
THAT'S RIGHT,
THEY STOLE MY IDEA.

212
00:11:32,244 --> 00:11:32,382
MY, MY, MY...

213
00:11:38,693 --> 00:11:38,831
HEY, A CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.

214
00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:41,900
DESSERT TO ME.

215
00:11:43,555 --> 00:11:43,693
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

216
00:11:45,693 --> 00:11:45,831
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, SEE?

217
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:58,003
HERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS.

218
00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:00,279
JUST LIKE NEW AGAIN.

219
00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:02,106
NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS KEEP SPONGEBOB AWAY FROM...

220
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:05,727
WE'RE BACK, MR. KRABS.

221
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,037
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.

222
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:09,693
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME,
TELL ME, TELL ME.

223
00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:11,279
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT,
MR. KRABS.

224
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:12,658
WE HAD SO MANY NEW CUSTOMERS.

225
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,003
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

226
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:15,348
TELL ME ABOUT THE MONEY.

227
00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:21,693
THERE WE WERE, AT THE BOTTOM OF
A DEEP, DARK ABYSS, AND WE HAD
TO LET GO OF SOMETHING HEAVY.

228
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:21,968
AND PAPER.

229
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:26,520
YOU LET GO OF ALL
THE MONEY I EARNED AS BALLAST?

230
00:12:29,451 --> 00:12:29,589
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
37,000 POUNDS

231
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:32,589
DEEP SEA ROCKS.

232
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:54,934
WHERE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND
NOW, SPONGEBOB?

233
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,037
WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS T-SHIRT,
IS RIGHT HERE.

234
00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:03,865
HOW ABOUT NOW?

235
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,003
RIGHT BY MY SIDE.

236
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:08,934
WOW, CLOTHING THAT ANNOUNCES
OUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER.

237
00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:12,727
LET'S GET 'EM, PATRICK.

238
00:13:13,831 --> 00:13:13,934
CAN I HELP YOU, BOYS?

239
00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:15,244
I BELIEVE YOU CAN.

240
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:17,141
WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE...

241
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:19,831
PATRICK, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

242
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,106
YOU FOUND A NEW BEST FRIEND.

243
00:13:23,624 --> 00:13:23,762
OH, WHAT ARE YOU...?

244
00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:30,003
WAIT, NO, THIS ISN'T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

245
00:13:31,555 --> 00:13:31,693
PATRICK, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.

246
00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:35,279
EXCUSE ME,
BUT DOES THIS COME IN...

247
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:36,520
NO!

248
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:37,831
YOU'RE NOT MY BEST FRIEND.

249
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:39,175
WE GOT TO DITCH THESE OUTFITS.

250
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,003
THEY'RE SENDING OUT
THE WRONG SIGNALS.

251
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,037
OUR BEST "FRIENDINESS," PAT.

252
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:53,934
YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE GUYS?

253
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:57,796
YEAH, JUST LIKE THOSE GUYS.

254
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:02,210
REALLY MAKE A STATEMENT.

255
00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:04,589
LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

256
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:06,141
WHOA, I LIKE THAT ONE.

257
00:14:08,451 --> 00:14:08,589
HEY MISTER, WHERE DID YOU
YOUR MATCHING OUTFITS?

258
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:10,624
OH, NO, THESE AREN'T MY FRIENDS.

259
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:13,106
IN FACT, I HATE

260
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:18,417
THE BATTLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

261
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:22,072
OF BIKINI BOTTOM?

262
00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:25,417
WELL, DUH, SPONGEBOB.

263
00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:27,968
IT'S ONLY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT
EVENT IN BIKINI BOTTOM HISTORY.

264
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:32,210
A LONG TIME AGO, THE TOWN

265
00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:37,486
LIKE SOFTIES...

266
00:14:43,072 --> 00:14:43,210
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

267
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:45,624
WITH THEIR TIME.

268
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:56,175
WELL, LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

269
00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:58,624
THAT IS TRULY DISGUSTING.

270
00:15:01,555 --> 00:15:01,693
OH YEAH?

271
00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:07,210
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
WITH THOSE FILTHY MITTS.

272
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:08,141
OH YEAH?

273
00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:09,624
YES.

274
00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:19,796
WASH YOUR HANDS.

275
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:22,658
NEVER.

276
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:29,382
AND THAT'S HOW WE WON OUR RIGHT
TO WASH AS WE PLEASE.

277
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:34,451
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

278
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:36,658
YOU DON'T WASH
YOUR HANDS, PATRICK?

279
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:38,693
NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL.

280
00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:40,486
BLECH.

281
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:41,727
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

282
00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:44,313
HUH, SPONGEBOB?

283
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:48,106
ONE ICE CREAM CONE.

284
00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:51,831
THAT'S OK.

285
00:15:53,106 --> 00:15:53,244
THANK YOU, FRIEND.

286
00:15:58,589 --> 00:15:58,727
SO ANYWAY, I SAID...

287
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:00,279
WAIT.

288
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:01,865
ON YOUR TONGUE.

289
00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:03,175
REALLY?

290
00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:04,313
HERE, I'LL GET IT.

291
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:09,175
THANK YOU.

292
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:10,831
FRANKLY, YES, PATRICK,
THAT DOES BOTHER ME.

293
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:13,210
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.

294
00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:15,486
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

295
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,934
SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

296
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:21,072
YOU ARE... UM...

297
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:26,589
"NOT MY FRIEND?"

298
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:27,831
OH, COME ON.

299
00:16:29,037 --> 00:16:29,175
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

300
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:30,693
WE'LL START A NEW LIFE.

301
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:32,555
JUST YOU, ME, AND THIS CAN
OF DISINFECTANT SPRAY.

302
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:39,106
COME ON IN, PATRICK.

303
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:40,762
HERE, LET ME TAKE
YOUR COAT FOR YOU.

304
00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:45,520
NO THANK YOU.

305
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:49,072
MY VARIOUS SMELLS AND GERMS.

306
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:53,279
IS SO MUCH BETTER.

307
00:16:55,037 --> 00:16:55,175
WELL, SAYS YOU.

308
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:56,382
I LIKE DIRTY.

309
00:16:57,244 --> 00:16:57,382
CLEAN.

310
00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:58,348
DIRTY.

311
00:16:59,141 --> 00:16:59,279
CLEAN.

312
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:02,624
UH, EXCUSE US, BUT WE HAVE
A BATTLE TO REENACT.

313
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:02,762
FINE.

314
00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,382
IF THAT'S HOW IT IS, THEN
I AM JOINING THE OTHER SIDE.

315
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:07,968
FINE, ME TOO.

316
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:09,244
OH, COME ON.

317
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:10,624
LET'S GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

318
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:15,693
HAH, GOT YOUR NOSE.

319
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,037
HEY, GIVE IT BACK.

320
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:19,727
NOT UNTIL YOU WASH YOUR HANDS.

321
00:17:21,589 --> 00:17:21,727
OH YEAH?

322
00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:22,865
WELL, I GOT YOUR EYEBALLS.

323
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:27,003
HUH?

324
00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:37,210
WHOA.

325
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:38,900
EW, BRAIN JUICE.

326
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:40,417
DO YOU GIVE UP YET?

327
00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:43,106
SORRY, PATRICK,

328
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:45,831
A CLEAN-CUT FELLOW LIKE ME.

329
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:48,658
YOUR PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN.

330
00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:50,382
REALLY?

331
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:51,279
I'LL FIX IT.

332
00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:57,831
SATISFIED?

333
00:17:59,486 --> 00:17:59,624
THERE, YOU LOOK GOOD NOW.

334
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:01,244
A MAKEOVER, THOUGH.

335
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:02,658
UGH, LOOK AT THOSE FEET.

336
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:03,968
WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

337
00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:05,486
DON'T WORRY.

338
00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:06,727
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

339
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:11,831
NO, NOT A PEDICURE.

340
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:15,968
NO, NO, NOT THAT.

341
00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:17,762
ANYTHING BUT THAT.

342
00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:19,141
NOT NAIL POLISH.

343
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:24,762
YOU SICK LITTLE MONSTER.

344
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:26,520
FACE MY MORNING BREATH.

345
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:37,106
YOU, SIR, COULD USE
SOME DENTAL HYGIENE?

346
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:39,417
WHO, ME?

347
00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:40,693
MY TEETH ARE FINE, SEE?

348
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:44,141
A LITTLE TOOTHPASTE,
AND YOU'LL HAVE TEETH LIKE MINE.

349
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:54,106
IN LITTLE CIRCLES.

350
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:02,279
MINTY FRESH.

351
00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:04,210
TASTE PIT, EVIL-DOER.

352
00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:10,934
YOU'RE A STINKY,
STINKY SEA STAR.

353
00:19:16,693 --> 00:19:16,831
A SHOT OF THIS.

354
00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:18,624
NO, NO, NOT, NOT DEODORANT.

355
00:19:30,141 --> 00:19:30,279
MY BEAUTIFUL PIT-STINK.

356
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:33,865
IT'S GONE.

357
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:35,106
THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW.

358
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:37,865
IT'S BOOGER TIME.

359
00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:39,486
OH, BOOGER "SHMOOGER."

360
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:40,900
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE.

361
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:42,934
OH YEAH?

362
00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:51,900
BOOGER!

363
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:57,244
RUN!

364
00:19:58,486 --> 00:19:58,624
RUN, MR. KRABS.

365
00:19:59,831 --> 00:19:59,934
PATRICK IS DIGGING FOR GOLD.

366
00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:03,624
GOLD?

367
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:09,693
DID YOU GET ANY
OF PATRICK'S GOLD?

368
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,003
HE'S NOT DIGGING FOR
ANY GOLD I'M LOOKING FOR.

369
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:14,658
AH-HA.

370
00:20:15,658 --> 00:20:15,796
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

371
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:20,244
CAREFUL, PATRICK.

372
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:21,417
I'VE GOT A WEAPON.

373
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:23,934
UGH, RAW ONIONS.

374
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,037
THAT DOES IT.

375
00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:31,417
SEE THIS?

376
00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:32,693
A KRABBY PATTY?

377
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:34,348
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, EAT IT?

378
00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:35,727
OH, I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT.

379
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:42,141
NO, NOT PATTY SOCKS.

380
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:45,865
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PRECIOUS
PATTIES ON MY STINKY FEET.

381
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:51,348
YOU BETTER STOP THAT.

382
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:54,900
STINKY, LITTLE FEET.

383
00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:56,589
OOH, YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

384
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:04,072
HOPPING...

385
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:05,072
CRABS.

386
00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:10,382
HEY, I GOT MY FILTH BACK.

387
00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:13,900
NOT FOR LONG, MR. STINKY SHORTS.

388
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:16,451
YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR FILTH
ONCE I USE THIS ON YOU.

389
00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:22,865
NO, NOT SOAP.

390
00:21:25,037 --> 00:21:25,175
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

391
00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:26,175
TRY ME.

392
00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:27,831
STAY BACK.

393
00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:29,762
I'LL DO IT.

394
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,003
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

395
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:42,865
MY BEAUTIFUL FILTH.

396
00:21:45,831 --> 00:21:45,934
IT'S GONE.

397
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:47,106
I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN.

398
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:51,796
I'M COVERED IN MUCK AND SCUM.

399
00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:54,727
MAN, TO GET MY FILTH BACK,
I'LL HAVE TO WALLOW
IN MUD FOREVER.

400
00:21:59,417 --> 00:21:59,555
IT'LL TAKE WEEKS
FOR ME TO GET CLEAN.

401
00:22:02,003 --> 00:22:02,141
I'LL NEED 20 BATHS A DAY.

402
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,003
SLATHER TOE JAM ON MY ARMPITS.

403
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:06,831
I'LL HAVE TO DISINFECT
MY EYEBALLS.

404
00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:08,968
SMEAR SLIME ON MY TEETH.

405
00:22:11,106 --> 00:22:11,244
AND DRY CLEAN MY UVULA.

406
00:22:16,727 --> 00:22:16,865
ALL RIGHT!

407
00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:18,934
NOW THAT I'M FILTHY, I CAN SPEND
ALL DAY GETTING CLEAN.

408
00:22:22,589 --> 00:22:22,727
AND SINCE I'M CLEAN,
I CAN GET EVEN FILTHIER.

409
00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:26,072
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

410
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:27,417
NO, PATRICK, THANK YOU.

411
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:29,865
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER.

412
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:32,658
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

413
00:22:34,348 --> 00:22:34,486
THIS BATTLE ISN'T OVER
UNTIL WE HAVE A WINNER.

414
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:36,727
FRET NOT, MY FRIEND,
FOR I HAVE LEARNED THE TRUTH.

415
00:22:43,382 --> 00:22:43,520
WITHOUT FILTHINESS?

416
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:47,037
WITHOUT CLEANLINESS?

417
00:22:50,106 --> 00:22:50,244
THE HISTORY THAT DIVIDES US.

418
00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:54,865
RATHER, WE MUST EMBRACE
THAT WHICH DRAWS US TOGETHER.

419
00:22:59,279 --> 00:22:59,417
TO CHOOSE THEIR OWN PATH.

420
00:23:02,796 --> 00:23:02,900
RIGHT, FRIEND PATRICK?

421
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:04,106
SQUEAKY CLEAN.

422
00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:06,727
SQUEAKY, IT'S SQUEAKY.

423
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:08,348
MM-HM.

424
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:09,520
HE HAS EMBRACED THE TRUTH.

425
00:23:10,313 --> 00:23:10,451
WOW.

426
00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:14,900
HAS TAUGHT US A VALUABLE LESSON.

427
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:15,003
AND WHAT IS THAT, MY SON?

428
00:23:16,658 --> 00:23:16,796
IS REALLY LAME.

429
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:19,658
COME ON, GUYS.

430
00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:21,417
LET'S PLAY SOMETHING MORE MANLY,
LIKE FOOTBALL.

431
00:23:23,624 --> 00:23:23,762
OR HOCKEY.

432
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:25,037
OR KNITTING FLUFFY SWEATERS.

433
00:23:26,486 --> 00:23:26,624
YEAH!

434
00:23:29,106 --> 00:23:29,244
COME, PATRICK.

435
00:23:30,831 --> 00:23:30,934
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

436
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:47,348
2 F1