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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
I CAN'T HEARYOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
PRESENTS...
AHOY, IT'S A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPECIAL.
GOOD MORNING, GARY.
GOOD MORNING, MR. MAILMAN.
'MORNING, SPONGEBOB.
AH, IT ISA GOOD MORNING, ISN'T IT?
ISN'T LIFE GREAT, GARY?
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS...
AH, STAY AWAY!
OH, ANOTHER SPONGEBOB NIGHTMARE.
THE BEST JOB.
HE'S ALREADY 10 SECONDS LATE.
I'M DOCKING HIM A MONTH'S PAY FOR THIS.
AND, OF COURSE, THE BESTEST PET.
OOH...
I'M SORRY!
HI, SPONGEBOB.
HEY, PATRICK, HOW GOES IT?
WELL, IT WASGOING GREAT UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
WHAT IS THAT?
OH, JUST A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY MOM.
THAT I SPENT ALL DAY BAKING.
IDIOT BOY.
OOH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY'S CALLED ME THAT.
WAIT, I KNOW WHO WILL ENJOY MY COMPANY.
SQUIDWARD...
DON'T YOU EVERWAKE ME FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
IDIOT BOY.
WHOO-EE, IT'S ALL DONE.
MY GREATEST INVENTION YET.
SANDY, WHAT A NEAT ROBOT.
NO...
I CAN EXPLAIN, YOU SEE,
AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY IF I GAVE YOU A SURPRISE.
OH, YOU GAVE ME A SURPRISE, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT!
GET OUT OF HERE... IDIOT BOY.
WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO.
A PLACE WHERE I'M WANTED WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.
REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS.
HURRY UP AND GET IN THERE, BOY, PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.
NO WORRIES, CAP'N.
OOPS, EH, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
WHAT I DO BEST.
WHOA-OH-OH...
MR. DOLLAR, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MRS. DOLLAR.
"WELL, HELLO THERE."
WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON?
MR. KRABS, HELP...
MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OK?
I'M FINE.
AS LONG AS ME MONEY'S OK.
Mr. ALTHOUGH WE'VE ONLY
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW, I LOVE YOU.
IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.
IDIOT BOY.
I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN.
IF MR. KRABS IS CALLING ME "IDIOT BOY," IT MUST BE TRUE.
I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.
I'VE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE EVERYONE MAD AT ME.
AT LEAST YOU STILL LIKE ME, RIGHT, GAR'?
I'LL MISS YOU TOO, BUDDY.
THERE'S A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SNAIL FOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD-BYE, PINEAPPLE.
GOOD-BYE, SQUIDWARD.
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.
GOOD-BYE, SANDY.
GOOD-BYE, BIKINI BOTTOM.
GOOD-BYE, LIFE AS I KNOW IT.
"WELCOME TO BIKINI BOTTOM, POPULATION 538."
MINUS ONE.
IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY...
WHOA!
OOH, BOY, THAT'S QUITE A LUMP.
PATRICK, WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN KNOCKING ON
FOR MY MILKSHAKE.
WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, HAI-YAH!
GARY, WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE GUY?
GARY, GARY?
GARY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
A NOTE.
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
"IF YOU'VE FOUND THIS LETTER
"THAT MEANS GARY'S FOOD BOWL NEEDS TO BE REFILLED.
"IT ALSO MEANS IT'S BEEN SINCE I'VE SPLIT TOWN
"AND NO ONE'S NOTICED TILL NOW.
"NO ONE NEEDS TO WORRY, I WON'T BOTHER ANYONE AGAIN.
"SINCERELY, SPONGEBOB.
A.K.A. IDIOT BOY."
I COULD USE THIS.
YEAH, I LIKE THESE HERE.
MM, THIS IS TOP QUALITY, TOP QUALITY.
HELLO, THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
BUT, UH, WE ORGANIZED YOUR CLOTHES FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
ISN'T THIS YOUR NAME?
I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?
YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME?
ON SOME ROCKS.
NOW I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.
UH, WELL, THEN,
I'LL REMIND YOU THAT THESE ARE NOTYOUR CLOTHES.
AND YOUR NAME ISN'TSPONGEBOB, IT'S, UH, MM...
UH, CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS, , THAT'S IT.
CHEESE-HEAD, HUH?
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THIS?
BUBBLES?
I WONDER WHAT GOT INTO THEM?
FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
TONIGHT- OW!
LITERALLY.
CHOPPER SEVEN, WHAT'S UP?
UP HERE, PERCH.
TO COME APART AT THE HINGES.
GETTING THEIR KRABBY PATTIES.
Mr. SQUIDWARD.
IS SPONGEBOB?
DOWN THE TOILET.
PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.
IF I KNEW, DO YOU THINK I'D BE STANDING HERE
BY A BUNCH OF MORONS?
DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER, YOU...
SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS, Y'ALL SEEN SPONGEBOB?
WENT THROUGH THIS.
WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS, "NO, WE HAVEN'T."
WELL, APPARENTLY, HE'S LEFT BIKINI BOTTOM AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK.
LET ME SEE THAT.
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..."
"AKKAH, IDIOT BOY."
IDIOT BOY?
IT ISSPONGEBOB.
WITHOUT ME FRY COOK?
WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND?
MEAN TO YOU.
I SHOULD'VE NEVER KICKED YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE.
IF I'D KNOWN THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I'D EVER SEE SPONGEBOB
I WOULD'VE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE EVEN HARDER.
ALL RIGHT, GROUP MEETING.
EVERYBODY OUT.
THE KRUSTY KRAB'S CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
ME MONEY-MAKIN' EMPLOYEE?
WHOO, I LIVE IN A DUMP.
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STEPPIN'.
SORRY, SIR, I WAS JUST-
I KNOW WHAT YOU WAS DOING,
THE OL' "BUMP INTO THE SUCKER AND TAKE HIS CHANGE" ROUTINE.
WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA WORK THISTIME.
YOU WANT MONEY, GET A JOB, YOU DEADBEAT.
I'M A JOBLESS DEADBEAT?
I DON'T REMEMBER I LEAD.
OOH, SEEMS LIKE I'M RUNNING ON EMPTY.
NOT A PENNY TO MY NAME.
AW, I GUESS IF I WANT TO
I'LL NEED TO FILL A JOB SOMEWHERE.
"HELP WANTED"?
WELL, MR. BROWN-PANTS, THIS ENTIRE APPLICATION BLANK.
I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.
WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
SPECIAL SKILLS?
OH, I CAN DO THIS...
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
SORRY, SIR, BUT WE RUN A RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.
OK, I GUESS THEY DON'T WANT YOU
TO THE JOB AT HAND.
THANKS FOR THE JOB, BOSS, YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
THAT'S REAL SWEET, BROWN-PANTS, BUT I DON'T HEAR THAT HAMMER POUNDING.
MUSIC TO YOUR EARS.
NEPTUNE'S SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU AREN'T DOING THAT ON MY BUILDING SITE, YOU'RE FIRED.
I DO NOTUNDERSTAND THIS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY?
MAYBE IT'S NOT THE CITY, MAYBE IT'S ME.
HEY, MISTER, LOOK AT ME, MISTER, LOOK AT ME!
WRONG WITH ME?
LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
I'VE GOT A PLAN TO BRING BACK SPONGEBOB.
YOU DO?
YUP, AND IT INVOLVES THIS.
IT'LL TRACK ANY SPONGE WITHIN A 50-MILE RADIUS.
OH, YOU'RE SAYING THIS THING CAN ACTUALLY FINDSPONGEBOB?
YOU GOT IT, SQUID-CAKES.
BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE
OOPS, I DROPPED IT.
MR. SQUIDWARD!
BACK INTO SHIP-SHAPE.
AND SINCE YOU DESTROYED IT, I'M ORDERING YOUTO FIND SPONGEBOB.
I WOULDN'T SEEK OUT THAT TWIT FOR ALL THE LEOTARDS IN THE SEA.
IF YOU DON'T FIND HIM, YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB FOREVER.
HA, IS THAT YOUR VERSION OF A THREAT?
OH, SQUIDWARD, DON'T FORGET YOUR RETIREMENT GIFT.
MR. KRABS,
IS THAT A HAND-CRAFTED, JEWEL-ENCRUSTED, ORNAMENTAL EGG?
THAT'LL COMPLETE MY COLLECTION.
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.
NOT SO FAST.
FRY COOK FIRST.
REAL DRAG, ISN'T IT?
FOR WARMTH EVERY NIGHT.
YEAH.
HEY, NOT FOR US.
WE'RE JUST WAITING IN LINE FOR A NEW VIDEO GAME.
A JOBLESS DEADBEAT.
YOU GUYS MIND IF I BUBBLE?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE.
THE OLD NERVES, WATCH.
AH, SEE, FEELING BETTER ALREADY.
DON'T LOOK.A BUBBLE!
I THINK WE'VE MADE OUR POINT WITH THE SNAPPING.
AS I WAS SAYING, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO WE ARE?
UM, HOLD ON, WAIT-WAIT, DON'T STOP ME, UM-
DON'T ANSWER.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.
ON OUR TURF.
YOU SEE WHY WE DON'T ALLOW BUBBLES IN OUR CITY?
FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE WAYS BUBBLE-BLOWERS LIKE YOU.
LET'S ROUGHHIM UP, BOYS.
WHERE'D HE GO?
AFTER HIM.
AH, I'LL BE MAKING THIS GETAWAY IN COMFORT.
YOU, YOU DID IT!
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
NO...
YOU HAVE FREED THIS CITY.
CITIZENS OF NEW KELP,
'CAUSE CHEESE-BOY KICKED THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' GANG RIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
THANK YOU, CHEESE-BOY.
CHEESE-BOY HAS GIVEN US.
ACTUALLY, IT'S CHEESE-HEAD.
WELL, CHEESE-HEAD
FOR NEW KELP CITY.
OF THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.
TO THE STREETS.
SOMETHING I WASN'T ABLE TO DO FOR 20 YEARS AS MAYOR.
FOR THIS, I APPOINT YOU MAYOR OF NEW KELP CITY.
LONG LIVE MAYOR CHEESE-HEAD.
SPONGEBOB...
BUDDY, YOU THERE?
SPONGEBOB...
LITTLE BUDDY.
SPONGEBOB!
THERE HE IS, GUYS.
HUH? SPONGEBOB!
OH, I KNEW I'D FIND YOU, BUDDY.
LOOK AT YOU, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.
LET'S GO HOME AND EAT A GALLON OF SEA-NUT BUTTER.
THAT'S NOT SPONGEBOB, PATRICK.
THERE'S SPONGEBOB.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS CAGE, BUDDY.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW IN MY ARMS.
HUH, WELL, WHERE'D YOU GO NOW?
UH, PAT?
ON YOUR BELLY.
OH.
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THAT LITTLE CRITTER'S UP TO.
"NEW MAYOR OF-"
SPONGEBOB'S MAYOR OF NEW KELP CITY.
CITIZENS OF NEW KELP CITY.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT POLITICS
OR HOW TO BE A "LEADER."
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT A "MAYOR"IS."
BUT I DO KNOW THIS, WHILE I AM WEARING THE MAYOR'S HAT
OR MY NAME ISN'T CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS.
CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS?
BROWN-PANTS MANIA.
HANG ON A MINUTE.
I DON'T MEAN TO PUT A DAMPER
NEEDS YOU BACK, SPONGEBOB.
WHAT'S THAT?
WELL, I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU, BUDDY.
OH, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
SURPRISED I FOUND YOU?
NO, SURPRISED AT SEEING A TALKING WEASEL.
IT'S ME, SANDY.
DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, SPONGEBOB.
SORRY... SANDY.
BUT I'D PROBABLY REMEMBER AN UNDERWATER, TALKING WEASEL.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR BEST FRIEND, HAVE YOU?
HOW THAT GOT THERE.
MY HEAD, BLOWING SOME BUBBLES AND NOW, POOF, I'M MAYOR.
YOU MUST'VE LOST YOUR MEMORY WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COME BACK WITH US TO BIKINI BOTTOM.
BRING YOUR MEMORY RIGHT BACK.
UH, SORRY, WEASEL GIRL, I CAN'T LEAVE.
THESE PEOPLE NEED MY LEADERSHIP.
IN FACT, I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.
SPONGEBOB, WAIT!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET IN.
SQUIDWARD? HURRY UP.
DECORATIVE EGG, HERE I COME.
HERE IT IS.
YOU MUST RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.
NOPE.
DON'T RECOGNIZE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
STOP YOUR KIDDING, BOY.
THEM PATTIES.
I WAS A FRY COOK BEFORE?
AYE, THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.
NOW GET FLIPPIN'.
LOOK, GUYS, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO
I THINK I'LL JUST AS MAYOR OF A MAJOR CITY.
WHOO-HOO-HOO, SPONGEBOB'S LEAVING FOR REAL THIS TIME.
MR. KRABS, I BROUGHT BACK
YOUGOTTA PAY UP.
ALL RIGHT, MR. SQUIDWARD, A DEAL'S A DEAL.
HERE'S YOUR FANCY EGG.
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
NO...
YOU OK, SPONGEBOB?
YEAH, JUST A BIT OF A HEADACHE, SANDY.
HEY, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.
SPONGEBOB'S BACK.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY WE RAN YOU OUT OF TOWN, BOY.
BUT WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I'D REALLY LOVE TO STAY, NEED THEIR MAYOR.
GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.
HUH? WHAT? OH, NOT AGAIN.
HE'S LEAVING... AGAIN.
Man on TV: Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door.
This is a K-N-K-C special report.
Panic in the streets of New Kelp City
as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to zero.
The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene
on Mayor Cheese-head Brown-pants and his newly-enacted bubble policy.
If I ever see Mayor Brown-pants again
I'm gonna grab his little, yellow head
and literally rip his-
WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?
ORDER UP.
OLD MAYOR WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST FRY COOK IN TOWN?
LEAVE BEHIND MY BESTEST FRIEND?
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY...
KRABBY PATTY.
SPONGEBOB, ANOTHER MASTERPIECE.
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, SPONGEY.
LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK IN BIKINI BOTTOM FOREVER.
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