1 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:22,492 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB 2 00:00:22,595 --> 00:00:25,457 WHERE IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE EVOLUTIONARY CLOCK TICKS BACKWARD. 3 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:30,423 EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND. 4 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:36,043 DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. 5 00:00:36,147 --> 00:00:38,112 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY IT SOME TIME! 6 00:00:38,216 --> 00:00:40,250 I SURE WOULD, SQUIDWARD, THAT SOUNDS- 7 00:00:40,354 --> 00:00:41,767 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 8 00:00:41,871 --> 00:00:46,147 SPONGEBOB, YOU ALREADY DO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. 9 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,388 OH, YEAH. 10 00:00:47,492 --> 00:00:48,905 YAY! YAY! 11 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:51,112 REMIND ME TO FIRE MY THERAPIST. 12 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:54,009 AND STOP BRINGING YOUR NEIGHBORS TO WORK. 13 00:00:54,112 --> 00:00:55,216 WE'RE NOT JUST NEIGHBORS. 14 00:00:55,319 --> 00:00:56,526 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 15 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:57,698 WE'RE NOT JUST- 16 00:00:57,802 --> 00:01:00,526 I DON'T CARE! 17 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:03,043 $4.19, PLEASE. 18 00:01:08,009 --> 00:01:09,492 ALL RIGHT! 19 00:01:09,595 --> 00:01:12,595 I AM GONNA- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT- 20 00:01:16,388 --> 00:01:20,147 SPONGEBOB, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU BROKE MY FACE. 21 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,698 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME. 22 00:01:22,802 --> 00:01:24,492 I NEED A DOCTOR. 23 00:01:26,388 --> 00:01:27,698 DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 24 00:01:27,802 --> 00:01:30,181 YOU HAVE A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY. 25 00:01:30,285 --> 00:01:32,526 DR. KRAVITZ... 26 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:37,250 OH, DOCTOR, IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 27 00:01:37,354 --> 00:01:39,767 FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, TELL ME. 28 00:01:39,871 --> 00:01:41,423 WELL, SON- 29 00:01:41,526 --> 00:01:42,767 NO, DON'T TELL ME! 30 00:01:42,871 --> 00:01:44,595 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 31 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:48,698 WE SHOULD KNOW- 32 00:01:48,802 --> 00:01:50,940 NO, NO, PLEASE, JUST, JUST DON'T. 33 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:54,354 WE WON'T KNOW FOR TWO WEEKS, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. 34 00:01:54,457 --> 00:01:57,388 TWO WEEKS, I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 35 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:02,492 MORNIN', SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE EARLY TODAY. 36 00:02:02,595 --> 00:02:03,733 GOOD MORNING, NURSE WRETCHED. 37 00:02:03,836 --> 00:02:06,147 HI, MABEL, SAVED THE BLUE ONE JUST FOR YOU. 38 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:10,112 OH, SPONGEBOB, BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. 39 00:02:10,216 --> 00:02:12,423 UH, OR IS IT ORANGE? 40 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,802 DON'T WORRY, MABEL. 41 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:17,285 I'LL BET YOUR AMNESIA'S GONNA WEAR OFF IN NO TIME. 42 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:18,285 MY WHAT? 43 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,871 HI YA, SQUIDWARD. 44 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,009 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING HOW TO FLOP ON MY BACK. 45 00:02:23,698 --> 00:02:25,492 WE CAN'T REALLY HAVE YOU IN HERE TODAY. 46 00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:27,354 I'M GOING TO BE REMOVING SQUIDWARD'S BANDAGES 47 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:30,250 AND HE MADE ME SWEAR TO KEEP YOU FAR AWAY FROM HIM. 48 00:02:30,354 --> 00:02:32,216 IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS ALREADY? 49 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,216 DON'T WORRY, DOC, I PROMISE TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY. 50 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:38,078 OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE- 51 00:02:38,181 --> 00:02:39,630 RIGHT. 52 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,733 DON'T RUSHIT. 53 00:02:44,836 --> 00:02:46,905 SORRY, GO AHEAD. 54 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,423 WAIT! WHAT IS IT? 55 00:02:49,526 --> 00:02:52,250 ARE YOU SURE THE PATIENT HAS ENOUGH? 56 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:55,181 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. 57 00:02:55,285 --> 00:02:57,181 PLEASE, JUST LET ME WORK. 58 00:02:57,285 --> 00:02:58,767 VERY WELL, DOCTOR, CARRY ON. 59 00:02:58,871 --> 00:03:01,457 MAY I? 60 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:05,423 HOLD IT, THE READINGS ON THIS BRAIN METER ARE ALL WRONG, WE MUST POSTPONE THE OPERATION. 61 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:08,767 THAT IS A TELEVISION SET PUT HERE FOR THE PATIENTS' ENJOYMENT. 62 00:03:08,871 --> 00:03:10,767 AND IT'S NOT EVEN PLUGGED INTO THE WALL. 63 00:03:10,871 --> 00:03:14,526 YOU'RE RIGHT, DOCTOR, SEVER. 64 00:03:15,457 --> 00:03:17,043 HOLD IT! NOW WHAT? 65 00:03:17,147 --> 00:03:19,181 DOCTOR, WE CAN'T DO THIS. 66 00:03:19,285 --> 00:03:21,388 SURELY WE CAN USE A LESS-DANGEROUS PROCEDURE. 67 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:25,561 AFTER ALL, WE HAVE TO START THINKING ABOUT THE WELFARE OF- 68 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:28,561 WAIT! WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME? 69 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:32,112 I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOU BEFORE. 70 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:42,009 I, I... 71 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:43,423 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 72 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:45,250 SPONGEBOB? 73 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,250 YEAH? 74 00:03:46,354 --> 00:03:48,043 HOW DOES IT LOOK? 75 00:03:48,147 --> 00:03:49,250 GREAT NEPTUNE. 76 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,078 COME ON, SPIT IT OUT, I CAN TAKE IT. 77 00:03:51,181 --> 00:03:55,836 TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE, MISTER- MISTER... MISTER... 78 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,078 HANDSOME. 79 00:03:57,181 --> 00:03:58,250 OOH... 80 00:03:58,354 --> 00:03:59,423 WHAT DID SHE CALL ME? 81 00:03:59,526 --> 00:04:00,871 HANDSOME, BUT SHE SPELLED IT WRONG. 82 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,319 QUICK, HAND ME THAT MIRROR. 83 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:05,561 WHAT THE- 84 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:08,285 WAIT A SECOND... 85 00:04:08,388 --> 00:04:09,974 THAT NURSE WAS RIGHT. 86 00:04:10,078 --> 00:04:12,526 I AMHANDSOME. 87 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,561 EH, SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME. 88 00:04:14,664 --> 00:04:16,940 YOU'RE A HUNK! 89 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:27,216 SO HANDSOME. 90 00:04:28,285 --> 00:04:29,836 HANDSOME. 91 00:04:33,526 --> 00:04:35,112 HELLO, HANDSOME. 92 00:04:37,733 --> 00:04:41,836 GEE, SQUIDWARD, PEOPLE REALLY SEEM TO BE NOTICING HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE NOW. 93 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,630 YOU MIGHT EVEN MORE HANDSOME THAN BEFORE. 94 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:46,423 OH, SO HANDSOME. 95 00:04:46,526 --> 00:04:48,630 IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. 96 00:04:51,216 --> 00:04:54,630 IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK. 97 00:04:55,905 --> 00:04:57,112 I CAN SEE. 98 00:04:57,216 --> 00:04:59,112 I CAN FLY. 99 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,216 UH-OH, MY SHOE'S UNTIED. 100 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:09,354 MR. HANDSOME, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 101 00:05:09,457 --> 00:05:13,181 NO, NOT THE BOOK, ON MY RETAINER. 102 00:05:14,388 --> 00:05:16,388 A LIMOUSINE? 103 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:23,836 WELL, SPONGEBOB, EARLIER TODAY, MY SPINE WAS HURTING. 104 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:27,664 BUT NOW I'M RESTING ON FINE, LEATHER UPHOLSTERY. 105 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,664 WELL, I'M GONNA GO CLIP MY TOENAILS, SQUIDWARD. 106 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,526 DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY BEING HANDSOME. 107 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,181 OH, DON'T WORRY. 108 00:05:40,285 --> 00:05:44,767 HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME... 109 00:05:44,871 --> 00:05:47,009 HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME... 110 00:05:49,388 --> 00:05:53,871 HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME... 111 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:56,216 GEE, HUH? 112 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:02,216 WELL, BETTER GO GREET THE COMMONERS. 113 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:05,112 HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME... 114 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,423 GOOD MORNING, MY PEOPLE. 115 00:06:07,526 --> 00:06:09,940 I'M SORRY TO HAVE KEPT YOU WAITING, BUT 116 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:12,319 EVEN I, STRANGE AS IT SEEMS 117 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:14,043 NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP. 118 00:06:14,147 --> 00:06:15,457 I WANT HIS SHIRT. 119 00:06:15,561 --> 00:06:17,043 I WANT HIS EYELIDS. 120 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,078 I GUESS I KEPT THEM WAITING A LITTLE TOO LONG. 121 00:06:23,181 --> 00:06:24,940 I KNOW. 122 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:27,526 A LITTLE MUSIC SHOULD SOOTHE THEIR HUNGER. 123 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:31,457 HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME... 124 00:06:32,664 --> 00:06:34,940 HEY, WHAT IS THAT SOUND? 125 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:38,078 WAIT, IT'S HIM, THE HANDSOME MAN! 126 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:47,492 BEAUTIFUL ANDTALENTED, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT? 127 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:51,457 DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, AND- 128 00:06:51,561 --> 00:06:52,457 HEY! 129 00:06:52,561 --> 00:06:53,836 I GOT THE CLARINET. 130 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:06,285 THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE FOAMING, HERBAL BATH CAN'T CURE. 131 00:07:06,388 --> 00:07:08,630 HEY, MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME THAT SOAP. 132 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:14,698 WELL, NO ONE EVER SAID IT'D BE EASY BEING SO HANDSOME, SQUIDDY. 133 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,836 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO START GETTING USED- 134 00:07:18,181 --> 00:07:19,112 HI, HANDSOME. 135 00:07:19,216 --> 00:07:20,561 HANDSOME. HANDSOME. 136 00:07:20,664 --> 00:07:21,630 HANDSOME. 137 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,216 AUGH. 138 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:23,388 LET'S GET HIM. 139 00:07:29,285 --> 00:07:30,250 SPONGEBOB! 140 00:07:31,974 --> 00:07:33,112 YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 141 00:07:33,216 --> 00:07:34,595 THEY STOLE MY BUBBLE BATH. 142 00:07:34,698 --> 00:07:37,492 PUBLIC LIFE AIN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. 143 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:39,664 I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK. 144 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:42,043 HMM, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO. 145 00:07:53,354 --> 00:07:55,802 Mr. SQUIDWARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 146 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:58,905 YOU KNOW WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB MEANS TO ME, DON'T YOU? 147 00:07:59,009 --> 00:08:01,940 AND YOU TOOK IT UPON YOURSELF TO BRING ALL THESE... 148 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:05,905 THESE CUSTOMERS TO ME. 149 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:07,767 HEY, DON'T WORRY, FOLKS. 150 00:08:07,871 --> 00:08:09,595 THERE'S PLENTY OF SQUIDWARD TO GO AROUND 151 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,698 SO EVERYBODY JUST LINE UP AND GET YOUR POCKETBOOKS OUT. 152 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:14,802 FOR A SMALL FEE OF $14.98 PER PERSON 153 00:08:14,905 --> 00:08:19,492 EVERYONE WILL GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO TOUCH SQUIDWARD. 154 00:08:19,595 --> 00:08:21,009 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 155 00:08:21,112 --> 00:08:22,561 TAKE THE DOOR AND CHANGE ME BACK. 156 00:08:22,664 --> 00:08:25,871 AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE SOFT DRINK FOR AN EXTRA $3. 157 00:08:25,974 --> 00:08:28,940 COME ON, SPONGEBOB, TAKE THE DOOR AND SMASH MY FACE BACK. 158 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:29,974 I CAN'T. 159 00:08:30,078 --> 00:08:31,836 IT WAS ONE THING DOING IT BY ACCIDENT 160 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,561 BUT I CAN'T HURT YOU ON PURPOSE. 161 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:36,319 YOU BETTER HURT ME, OR I'M REALLY GONNA HURT YOU! 162 00:08:36,423 --> 00:08:37,767 WELL, OK. 163 00:08:37,871 --> 00:08:41,112 NOW DON'T HOLD BACK, SPONGEBOB, JUST REALLY LET ME HAVE IT. 164 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,147 JUST REMEMBER, SQUIDWARD. 165 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,905 THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT'S GOING TO HURT YOU. 166 00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:48,664 UM, OK, LET ME JUST MEMORIZE- 167 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:53,216 HEY, I WASN'T READY. 168 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:54,698 WOULD YOU MIND WAITING TILL I- 169 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,905 HANG ON, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN. 170 00:08:58,698 --> 00:09:00,526 NOPE, STILL TOO HANDSOME. 171 00:09:01,285 --> 00:09:03,043 IT'S STILL NOT WORKING. 172 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:04,630 MAYBE I'M NOT DOING IT HARD ENOUGH. 173 00:09:05,526 --> 00:09:07,388 UH, HANG ON A SEC- 174 00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:09,388 LET ME- 175 00:09:13,147 --> 00:09:15,078 SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE EVEN MORE HANDSOME NOW. 176 00:09:16,492 --> 00:09:18,009 AND THAT CROWD IS IN A FRENZY. 177 00:09:18,112 --> 00:09:21,767 WELL, SPONGEBOB, IT WAS YOU WHO GOT ME INTO THIS MESS 178 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,905 NOW YOUHAVE TO GET ME OUT AGAIN. 179 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,009 I KNOW, SQUIDWARD. 180 00:09:25,112 --> 00:09:26,733 , I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 181 00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:29,043 , I JUST NEED, I JUST- 182 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:37,630 [SPEAKS IN SLOW-MOTION] GOT... ME... INTO... 183 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:40,698 SQUIDWARD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT FALLING SHOE! 184 00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:43,836 HUH? 185 00:09:58,112 --> 00:09:59,354 SQUIDWARD... 186 00:10:02,492 --> 00:10:05,147 SPONGEBOB... 187 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,526 YOU'RE BACK. 188 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:08,388 OH, SQUIDWARD. 189 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:12,250 I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES WE SMASH YOUR FACE. 190 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:15,009 I ALMOST WISH THAT MEANT SOMETHING. 191 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:20,250 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 192 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,802 DON'T LEAVE ME. 193 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:23,492 PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU. 194 00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:27,009 LOOK, I CAN MAKE HIM HANDSOME AGAIN, WATCH. 195 00:10:27,112 --> 00:10:28,112 SEE? 196 00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:29,974 HE'S GETTING HANDSOME. 197 00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:32,974 IT JUST... TAKES A LITTLE... EFFORT. 198 00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:35,354 JUST A LITTLE... ELBOW GREASE. 199 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:40,009 PLEASE... COME BACK... 200 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,940 NEPTUNE STIRRED UP QUITE A GALE TONIGHT. 201 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:05,009 HE MUST BE MAD ABOUT SOMETHING. 202 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:10,767 THAT'S SILLY, EVERYONE KNOWS POSEIDON IS RULER OF THE UNDERSEA. 203 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:13,181 AH, MY LEFTOVERS. 204 00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:16,767 NO... 205 00:11:16,871 --> 00:11:18,836 WHY, DEAR NEPTUNE? 206 00:11:33,147 --> 00:11:34,595 MM-HMM, GOULASH. 207 00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:36,940 HEY, OUT THERE, YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH. 208 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:38,767 HELLO... 209 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:45,836 MY PORES ARE WHISTLING IN THE WIND. 210 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:23,354 THAT TICKLES. 211 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:29,250 AWW, THE LITTLE CRITTER LIKES MY WHISTLING PORES. 212 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:37,871 THAT TICKLES. 213 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:38,871 Deep Voice: WELL... 214 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:41,009 MY SHIFT'S OVER. 215 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:43,423 TIME FOR WORK, SPONGEBOB. 216 00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:45,423 ALL RIGHT, JELLY, OUT YOU GO. 217 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:51,285 IT'S BEEN REAL FUN, BUT I GOTTA GET TO WORK. 218 00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:53,871 QUITE A WIND THIS MORNING, EH, JELLY? 219 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,147 WHOA... 220 00:12:58,009 --> 00:13:01,457 HEY, SPARKY, CAN YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW? 221 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,354 OH, NO, PLEASE... 222 00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:05,733 STOP IT, PLEASE, STOP IT. 223 00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:10,940 WHOA...! 224 00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:15,354 I'M GONNA BE LATE. 225 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,630 I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY. 226 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:28,354 I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. 227 00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,526 AND I'M NOT GONNA START TODAY. 228 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,871 I NEED TO CALL IN SOME HELP. 229 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:49,767 MY FINGERS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE BUTTONS. 230 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,836 'ELLO, THIS BE THE KRUSTY KRAB. 231 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:57,181 MR. KRABS, I NEED YOU. 232 00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:58,492 SPONGEBOB, WHERE YOU BEEN? 233 00:13:58,595 --> 00:14:02,492 CUSTOMERS ARE BLOWING IN HERE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 234 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:06,423 I AM SORRY, MR. KRABS, BUT THESE JELLYFISH DON'T WANT ME TO GO TO WORK. 235 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:07,526 JELLYFISH? 236 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:10,319 THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO MY... WHISTLE-Y HOLES. 237 00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,836 UH... 238 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,250 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 239 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,181 BUT IF IT'S TRANSPORTATION YOU NEED, I KNOW JUST THE THING. 240 00:14:21,147 --> 00:14:22,285 GOT YOU. 241 00:14:22,388 --> 00:14:24,250 OOH, THIS ONE'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT. 242 00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:27,181 FIGHTIN' TOO HARD. 243 00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,216 YOU'RE GONNA REEL HIM IN, KRABS, YOU'VE GOTTA WEAR HIM DOWN. 244 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:33,492 GIVE HIM A LITTLE SLACK. 245 00:14:34,836 --> 00:14:37,112 YANK. 246 00:14:37,216 --> 00:14:38,802 A LITTLE SLACK... 247 00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:39,802 AND YANK. 248 00:14:43,285 --> 00:14:47,698 THERE HE IS, READY FOR WORK. 249 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:50,216 DRAW BACK THAT POINT, NOW GET IN THERE AND START PUSHING OUT THEM PATTIES. 250 00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:53,147 AYE-AYE, SIR. 251 00:14:54,423 --> 00:14:58,112 LET'S GET THESE PATTIES STARTED RIGHT. 252 00:14:58,216 --> 00:15:00,526 WHOO. 253 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,216 THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. 254 00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:12,802 ORDER UP. 255 00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:16,388 OOH... 256 00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,526 OOH. 257 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,595 OH, NO, THEY FOUND ME. 258 00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,905 NO, NO-NO, GUYS, PLEASE. 259 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,595 UH, WOULD YOU MIND COMING BACK AFTER BUSINESS HOURS? 260 00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:39,940 HEH, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 261 00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,526 The weather situation is much worse across the country. 262 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:57,216 And it doesn't look like the winds are going to stop anytime soon... 263 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,836 FISHY GO BYE-BYE. 264 00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:06,457 OW. 265 00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:10,698 And that's the way it is in your world today. 266 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,836 BORING. 267 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:16,112 I DON'T WANT TO WATCH ANY OF THIS BORING STUFF. 268 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:19,078 I WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING DECENT, LIKE- 269 00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:21,974 SORRY, PATRICK, I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE FROM THOSE JELLYFISH. 270 00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:22,974 WHAT JELLYFISH? 271 00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:24,802 EVER SINCE THE WINDS STARTED 272 00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,767 A SOUND WHISTLES THROUGH MY HOLES THAT JELLYFISH SEEM TO LOVE. 273 00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:47,974 HEY, PAL. 274 00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:52,457 SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE! 275 00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:59,250 I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB, BUT YOU'VE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE. 276 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,285 AT LEAST THE WIND STOPPED. 277 00:17:16,423 --> 00:17:17,698 I THINK I LOST 'EM. 278 00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:22,457 WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST STAY IN HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE. 279 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:24,974 AND QUIET. 280 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,009 AND DARK. 281 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,664 OH... 282 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,319 IT'S OK, I'LL ONLY HIDE OUT HERE FOR A SECOND. 283 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:31,733 YEAH, IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 284 00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:33,423 BEHIND THESE ROCKS. 285 00:17:33,526 --> 00:17:36,250 THESE SEDENTARY, LIFELESS ROCKS. 286 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,181 LATER... 287 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,974 HEY, BUDDY, JUST THOUGHT I'D SPRUCE YOU UP A LITTLE. 288 00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,423 WHAT'S THAT? 289 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,078 OOH, YOU DON'T SAY. 290 00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:48,492 WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, MM-HMM. 291 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:50,009 COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 292 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,009 LOOK, BUDDY, MM... 293 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,630 DINNER'S READY. 294 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:56,009 HERE, LET'S HAVE SOME TEA. 295 00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:57,802 WANT SOME SUGAR, BUDDY, HUH? 296 00:17:57,905 --> 00:17:59,802 ONE LUMP OR TWO? 297 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,250 OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL. 298 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:05,698 I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU. 299 00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:10,112 CAN I CONFESS SOMETHING, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 300 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,354 I HAVE THIS... PROBLEM. 301 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:15,561 I SEEM TO ATTRACT JELLYFISH. 302 00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,423 HUH, HOW DO YOU HANDLE A THING LIKE THAT, HMM? 303 00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:21,733 YEAH, YEAH, I'M AT A LOSS, TOO. 304 00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:23,354 OH, BARNACLES! 305 00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:26,733 I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER! 306 00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:34,354 OF COURSE, BUDDY, BRILLIANT IDEA. 307 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,216 WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS TIME. 308 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,940 OH, HERE THEY COME. 309 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,078 GO GET 'EM, BUDDY. 310 00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:09,940 HEY, GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE. 311 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:11,871 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE FRIEND'S SONG? 312 00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:16,802 SOMETHING WRONG? 313 00:19:21,974 --> 00:19:26,147 HMM, I CREATED ONE STONE SPONGEBOB THAT UTTERED A NOTE IN A FOUL KEY. 314 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,388 BUT IF I WERE TO CRAFT ANOTHER IN A DIFFERENT SIZE 315 00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:31,319 THE DIMENSIONS OF THAT HOLLOW CENTER 316 00:19:31,423 --> 00:19:33,285 MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF HOLES 317 00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:34,871 MAY OFFER ANOTHER TUNE. 318 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,112 ONE THAT COULD SOOTHE THOSE JELLYFISH. 319 00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:40,664 BUT WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT SIZE? 320 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,802 EH, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE A BUNCH OF 'EM. 321 00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,974 OK, THAT SHOULD DO HER. 322 00:20:34,561 --> 00:20:37,319 WHOA, IT ACTUALLY WORKED. 323 00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:41,561 THEY'RE FINALLY LEAVING ME ALONE. 324 00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:43,492 I CAN GO BACK TO WORK NOW. 325 00:20:45,836 --> 00:20:48,250 KRUSTY KRAB, HERE I COME. 326 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,457 HOW LONG WAS I GONE? 327 00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:56,078 NO...! 328 00:20:56,181 --> 00:20:59,354 NO... 329 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,285 3,000 YEARS LATER. 330 00:21:12,664 --> 00:21:17,457 TO THIS DAY, NO ONE KNOWS WHY THESE MYSTERIOUS STATUES WERE CREATED, OR BY WHOM. 331 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,871 ALL WE KNOW IS THE GENIUS OF THEIR DESIGN 332 00:21:21,974 --> 00:21:26,354 HAS CAUSED THE ANNUAL MIGRATION OF JELLYFISH TO THEIR WONDROUS TUNE.