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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ READY?

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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MMM...

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AHH...

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MWAH.

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I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS
90 TIMES ALREADY BUT...

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WHOO.

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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN OUT OF BED TODAY.

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HELLO...

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AND WELCOME ONE AND ALL YOUR
MONEY TO YE OLD KRUSTY KRABBY.

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COME ALONG, SISTERS.

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PAY NOT MIND TO THIS
CRIMSON ABOMINATION.

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AHH...

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GREETINGS.

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ALTHOUGH YOUR
ESTABLISHMENT
SEEMS REPUGNANT

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AND FOUL IN NATURE

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IT SEEMS NOT TO OFFEND
OUR SENSITIVITIES.

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IT IS FOR THAT REASON
PLUS THE FACT THAT

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WE HAVE BEEN STUCK ON A TOUR BUS
FOR SEVERAL DAYS

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THAT MY SISTERS AND I WOULD
LIKE TO EAT SOMETHING HERE.

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OK, BUT FIRST LET ME
CALL THE MORTICIAN

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AND TELL HIM HIS
UNIFORM'S BEEN STOLEN.

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CLOTHING ZINGER.

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SQUIDWARD,
THESE WRETCHED HAGS...

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UH... LOVELY LADIES

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ARE OBVIOUSLY HERE TO EAT.

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SO LET'S SELL 'EM...

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UH, I MEAN, SERVE THEM SOME
DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTIES.

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WELL, MR. UH...

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KRABS, M'LADY.

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MR. "GRABS".

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YOU SEEM TO KNOW THE BASIC RULES

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OF BEHAVING LIKE
A CIVILIZED BOTTOM FEEDER.

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PERHAPS YOUR
RESTAURANT ISN'T QUITE

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THE HIVE OF DEGENERATES
IT APPEARS TO BE

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AND WE HAD YOU
FIGURED ALL WRONG.

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COURSE YOU DID.

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AS YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

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SPONGEBOB?

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AHH...

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AHH...

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AHH...

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SSS...

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LOOK AT THIS WILD HOOLIGAN

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RUNNING AMOK.

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SINGING, DANCING.

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IT'S... IT'S SHAMELESS
AND DISGUSTING.

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AVERT YOUR EYES.

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YOUNG MAN...

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WHAT HAS CAUSED YOU
TO ACT LIKE THIS?

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I MUST KNOW.

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ACTUALLY MA'AM...

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WAS THE ABSOLUTE FUN AND
DELICIOUSNESS OF A KRABBY PATTY.

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KRABBY PATTY?

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YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.

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WELL, ANYTHING THIS FUN AND
DELICIOUS CAN'T BE GOOD.

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WHY, WHAT WOULD THIS WORLD BE

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IF EVERYONE CAVORTED
IN SUCH A MANNER?

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WHO ARE YOU
WITH YOUR TIGHT LIPS

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RAISED EYEBROWS
AND CONSERVATIVE CLOTHES?

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I AM MISS GRETEL PUSS.

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WE ARE THE UNITED
ORGANIZATION OF FISH

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AGAINST THINGS THAT
ARE FUN AND DELICIOUS.

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OR TU-O-FATTAFAD FOR SHORT.

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AND WE ARE GOING TO BAN
THESE SO-CALLED KRABBY PATTIES

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AND CLOSE YOUR
RESTAURANT FOREVER.

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WHAT THE...

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MISS "GRISTLE" PUSS?

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MAYBE IF YOU WERE TO TASTE
THE KRABBY PATTY FOR YOURSELF

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YOU TWO COULD EXPERIENCE
THE AWESOME PLEASURE.

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I WOULD SOON AS SPROUT LEGS
AND DO THE WATUSI.

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OOH, OK.

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UH, IT DON'T MATTER
ANYWAY, LAD.

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SHE CAN'T CLOSE US DOWN.

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SHE CLOSED US DOWN.

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I'M RUINED...

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HOW DID IT
COME TO THIS?

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YOU CALLED MISS GRISTLE PUSS
A DISGUSTING, OLD PRUNE

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THEN YOU THREATENED HER
WITH A FRENCH FRY STRAINER.

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WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW HER
HUSBAND WAS THE CHIEF OF POLICE.

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THANKS AGAIN, AL.

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ANYTIME, HONEY.

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SEE YOU AT HOME FOR DINNER.

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MM, I'M STARVING.

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YEE-HAW.

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I JUST LOVE THAT MAN.

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HOW LONG HAS HE
BEEN STANDING OVER THERE?

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UM... FOUR DAYS.

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IT'S NO USE.

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I'M RUINED...

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YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD.

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THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN

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WOULD BE IF YOU
OPENED A PLACE THAT DIDN'T
LOOK LIKE A RESTAURANT

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AND DID IT SECRETLY.

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THAT'S IT.

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A SECRET KRUSTY KRAB.

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AND I KNOW JUST
WHERE TO OPEN IT.

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THERE YOU ARE, BETSY,
GOOD AS NEW.

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MMM...

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MR. KRABS?
AH!

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WHOA, SORRY.

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I WAS JUST WONDERING...

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YOU KNOW, LAD,
I CAN REMEMBER A TIME

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WHEN PEOPLE USED TO KNOCK BEFORE
ENTERING SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

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YEAH, BUT THIS IS MY HOME.

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OH, YEAH.

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HEY, GUYS.

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HEY, PATRICK.

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THANKS FOR HELPING OUT TODAY.

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YOU BET.

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WHERE'D YOU WANT
THESE EXTRAS BUNS?

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PATRICK, THAT BAG
IS TOTALLY EMPTY.

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OOPS.

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HAPPY DAY, KAREN.

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THAT FOOL, KRABS, CHANGED
THE NAME OF HIS RESTAURANT

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TO "THE CLOSED KRAB".

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EVERYONE WILL
THINK IT'S CLOSED

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AND COME EAT HERE INSTEAD.

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HE'LL BE RUINED BY TOMORROW.

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HEH-HEH, WHAT AN IDIOT.

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It is closed.

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WHAT?

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Miss Gristle Puss
and her husband

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banned Krabby Patties
for being fun and delicious.

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BANNED?

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THEN THAT MEANS

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MY DAY OF RECKONING
HAS COME AT LAST.

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I'VE WON, I TELL YOU,
I'VE WON.

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AND WHAT BETTER WAY
THAN BY DEFAULT.

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Where are you going?

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OH, OUT TO CELEBRATE.

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DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME.

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QUIT SHOVING.

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I WASN'T SHOVING.

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I WAS JUST GOING LIKE THAT

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AND YOU HAPPENED
TO BE STANDING THERE.

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THAT'S CALLED SHOVING.

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NO, IT ISN'T.

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YES, IT IS.

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NOPE.
YES.

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NOPE.
EXCUSE ME,
GENTS...

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BUT WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE HULLABALOO?

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WE'RE JUST WAITIN' IN LINE
TO BUY A KRABBY PATTY.

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KRABBY PATTY?

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THANK YOU.

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COME AGAIN.

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CAN I HELP WHOEVER
IS NEXT, PLEASE?

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WHAT'S THE
PASSWORD, PLEASE?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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YOU GARGANTUAN BUFFOON?

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THAT'S IT.

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COME RIGHT IN.

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CURSE YOU.

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MEOW.

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SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO "SECRET"
SIZE THAT FOR $2 MORE?

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OF COURSE.

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HEY, "SQUIDWART"?

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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY SIGN
OF THE... YOU KNOW...

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THE COPS, HAVE YOU?

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DID YOU JUST
CALL ME "SQUIDWART"?

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OK, THANKS, I'M GONNA GO
SEE HOW SPONGEBOB'S DOING.

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HEY, SPONGEBOB...

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SPONGEBOB?

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OHH...
SPONGEBOB?

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UNDER THE TABLE?

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IF KRABBY PATTIES
ARE ILLEGAL NOW

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AREN'T WE BREAKING THE LAW?

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THERE'S AN OLD SAYING, LAD.

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WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU

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USUALLY SUCCEEDS
IN THE SECOND ATTEMPT.

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BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO
DO WITH MAKING KRABBY PATTIES?

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NOTHING, BUT IF YOU DON'T GET
OUT THERE AND START COOKING

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I'LL MAKE YOU START
TAKING WEEKENDS OFF.

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NO!

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SO MR. KRABS IS OPERATING

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UNDER THE TABLE, HUH?

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WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.

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BEING A RUTHLESS MASTERMIND
SURE TAKES A LOT OUT OF YOU.

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Hello, this is
Officer Al, Chief of Police

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COPS, I NEED YOU.

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THERE.

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WHAT'S THE PASS...

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NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.

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YOU MISSED ONE.

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OH, MISS GRISTLE PUSS.

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I'M SORRY WE SOLD KRABBY PATTIES

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BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE
TO SEND US TO JAIL?

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OF COURSE, I DO.

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YOU ARE A NUISANCE
TO MY COMMUNITY.

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YOU TELL 'EM, HONEY.

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HA... THAT'S MY GIRL.

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AL.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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HAVING SOME LUNCH.

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UNHAND THAT
SANDWICH AT ONCE.

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MISS GRISTLE PUSS, LOOK OUT.

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WHAT?

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YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

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IT IS?

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OHH...

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00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:17,405
OHH...

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AHH...

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00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:36,163
AHH...

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REALLY NEAT, HA...

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BLAH.

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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

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I... I FEEL...

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REBORN.

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DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT
SENDING US TO THE SLAMMER?

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OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOY.

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I AM A KINDER, GENTLER FISH

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AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

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DON'T FORGET THE SPATULA.

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DON'T PUSH IT, AL.

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DARN IT.

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AHH.

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ONCE AGAIN,
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

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WHEN AM I GONNA...

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OOH.

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WELL, I THINK
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

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OH, DEAR.

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AHH!

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HEY...

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SOMEBODY LEFT ME A PACKAGE.

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HEAVY.

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I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE?

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HELLO.

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WHEW... CRAMPED IN THERE.

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COUSIN STANLEY.

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COUSIN SPONGEBOB.

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LA-LA-LA-LA...

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SO WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO BIKINI BOTTOM, STANLEY?

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UNCLE SHERM SAID
I SHOULD COME VISIT YOU.

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I HAVE A NOTE FROM HIM
SOMEWHERE... OH, RIGHT.

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IT'S IN HERE.

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HERE IT IS.

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"DEAR SPONGEBOB.

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I'M SENDING YOUR COUSIN STANLEY
TO LIVE WITH YOU.

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HE CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB

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AND HE RUINS
EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES.

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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MAYBE YOU CAN
STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT.

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LOVE, UNCLE SHERM."

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WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS
WELCOME HERE STANLEY.

251
00:13:52,646 --> 00:13:52,750
MY PINEAPPLE IS YOUR PINEAPPLE.

252
00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:55,715
WOW, YOU'VE GOT
YOUR OWN REFRIGERATOR.

253
00:13:57,784 --> 00:13:57,922
I'M NOT ALLOWED NEAR THE
'FRIDGE AT UNCLE SHERM'S.

254
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:00,887
WHOA...

255
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:04,508
OH, WELL...

256
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:06,025
NOW I WON'T HAVE
TO CLEAN IT OUT.

257
00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:07,543
WHA-HOO-HOO-HOO.

258
00:14:08,818 --> 00:14:08,956
STANLEY?

259
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:12,129
YOU OK IN THERE, STANLEY?

260
00:14:13,474 --> 00:14:13,612
YOUR TOILET IS SO COOL.

261
00:14:16,301 --> 00:14:16,439
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

262
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:23,922
WELL, IT WAS BATH NIGHT.

263
00:14:25,439 --> 00:14:25,577
Only $29.95.

264
00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:26,784
GEE, WHEE...

265
00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:29,025
UNCLE SHERM WON'T
LET ME WATCH TV BACK AT HOME.

266
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:31,853
WHY NOT?

267
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:33,543
THAT'S WHY.

268
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:34,612
WHAT'S THAT?

269
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:35,681
OH, THAT'S OK.

270
00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:37,750
THERE'S NOTHING
GOOD ON TV ANYWAY.

271
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:39,853
NOTHING.

272
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:41,198
YOU WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?

273
00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:43,094
I DON'T JUST WORK THERE.

274
00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:44,750
I'M VICE-ASSISTANT,
GENERAL MANAGER

275
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:46,474
IN CHARGE OF CERTAIN THINGS.

276
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:49,060
THAT'S ME TURNING
THE FRONT DOOR KEY.

277
00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:50,439
THAT'S ME SERVING CUSTOMERS.

278
00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:52,232
AND THAT'S ME PERFORMING
SANITARY MAINTENANCE.

279
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:55,887
OOH, WHO'S THAT?

280
00:14:57,474 --> 00:14:59,025
OH, THAT... THAT'S ME
MAKING KRABBY PATTIES.

281
00:14:59,025 --> 00:14:59,163
THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.

282
00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:00,543
IT'S MY CALLING.

283
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:01,750
I WISH I HAD A CALLING.

284
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:03,094
AW, STANLEY...

285
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:05,301
YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR
PURPOSE IN LIFE, THAT'S ALL.

286
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:08,405
YOU REALLY THINK SO?

287
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:09,715
I KNOW SO.

288
00:15:11,336 --> 00:15:11,474
I'LL BET MY FRIEND,
SQUIDWARD, CAN HELP YOU.

289
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:15,922
HI, SQUIDWARD.

290
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:17,646
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY COUSIN STANLEY.

291
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:19,232
WE'RE RELATED.

292
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:20,853
THERE'S TWO OF THEM?

293
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:32,025
STEP ON IT.

294
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:34,991
YOUR FRIEND, SQUIDWARD,
SEEMS BUSY.

295
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:36,681
NO, THAT'S OK.

296
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:38,301
I'M SURE SANDY
CAN THINK OF SOMETHING.

297
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:39,715
HEY, SPONGEBOB..

298
00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:43,129
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

299
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:44,887
THIS IS MY COUSIN,
STANLEY SQUAREPANTS.

300
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:45,025
I THOUGHT YOU COULD SHOW HIM
HOW TO BE A SCIENTIST.

301
00:15:46,853 --> 00:15:46,991
WHY, SURE.

302
00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:48,267
GLAD TO MEET YOU, PARTNER.

303
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:49,508
NICE TO MEET YOU...

304
00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:50,474
UH...

305
00:15:59,129 --> 00:15:59,267
UH-OH.

306
00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:00,991
Y'ALL DARN IT...

307
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:03,818
UH... MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
NOT SCIENTIST MATERIAL.

308
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:07,060
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.

309
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:08,543
I'LL BET PATRICK
CAN HELP YA.

310
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:10,094
HE'S A GENIUS.

311
00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:12,094
AND SO MR. STAR,
THAT'S WHY WE CAME TO YOU.

312
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:15,198
LOOKING FOR
YOUR CALLING, HUH?

313
00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:17,956
HMM...

314
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:18,956
UM-HM.

315
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:21,405
UM-HM.

316
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:23,267
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?

317
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:26,439
NOTHING.

318
00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:27,681
NOTHING AT ALL?

319
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:29,301
YUP.

320
00:16:30,232 --> 00:16:30,370
INTERESTING.

321
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:32,025
LET'S SEE HOW
GOOD YOU ARE AT NOTHING.

322
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:35,060
THAT'S PERFECT.

323
00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:37,370
PATRICK CAN DO NOTHING
BETTER THAN ANYONE.

324
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:39,405
YOU'LL BE LEARNING
FROM THE MASTER.

325
00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:41,715
COME WITH ME.

326
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:43,887
FIRST SIT DOWN IN THIS CHAIR.

327
00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:48,094
CLEAR YOUR MIND.

328
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:49,853
EMPTY IT OF ALL THOUGHTS

329
00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:53,060
UNTIL YOU'RE DOING

330
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:55,163
ABSOLUTELY...

331
00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:00,267
NOTHING.

332
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:02,370
GAH...

333
00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:04,818
SEE? ISN'T HE AMAZING?

334
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:07,784
CLEAR MY MIND.

335
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:09,715
DO NOTHING.

336
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:23,267
AHH...

337
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:27,405
I CAN'T DO IT!

338
00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:30,577
YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF INSTRUCTION
IN THE IMMOBILE ARTS.

339
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:33,198
LEAVE MY PRESENCE.

340
00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:37,025
COULDN'T I TRY...
GOOD-BYE.

341
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:38,163
NOT A WORD.

342
00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:39,818
DAH...

343
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:42,163
I CAN'T EVEN
DO NOTHING RIGHT.

344
00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:46,543
DON'T GIVE UP STAN-O.

345
00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:48,060
WE JUST NEED
TO KEEP LOOKING.

346
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:56,646
OH, GENTLE HAT.

347
00:17:57,991 --> 00:17:58,129
SYMBOL OF EMPLOYMENT.

348
00:17:59,818 --> 00:17:59,956
CORNERSTONE OF
MY ETERNAL HAPPINESS.

349
00:18:02,577 --> 00:18:02,715
I DON THEE NOW IN PREPARATION
FOR THIS WORK DAY.

350
00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:08,991
WHOO...

351
00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:10,612
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW GOOD THIS FEELS.

352
00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:13,543
NO...

353
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:16,784
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG, STANLEY?

354
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:18,681
YOU'RE NOT STILL UPSET
OVER THAT WHOLE

355
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:20,577
"NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING
IN LIFE" THING, ARE YOU?

356
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:22,681
NO... .

357
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:25,267
GOOD, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME TO WORK.

358
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:27,301
MAYBE SEEING ME TOTALLY
FULFILLED WILL CHEER YOUUP.

359
00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:33,370
THERE'S ME LITTLE
MONEY MAKER.

360
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:35,818
MM, MM, MM...

361
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,025
ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME
LOTS OF MONEY TODAY?

362
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:40,577
YES, SIR.

363
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,474
OOH, WHAT'D I GIVE
IF ONLY THERE WERE TWO OF...

364
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:44,612
WHAT?

365
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:45,646
ONE, TWO?

366
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:46,887
THERE'S TWO?

367
00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:48,060
HE LOOKS LIKE YA.

368
00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:51,784
HE SMELLS LIKE YA.

369
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:56,025
HE TASTES LIKE YA.

370
00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:57,612
IS HE A HARD WORKER
JUST LIKE YOU?

371
00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:00,129
UM...

372
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:03,508
DUH... EH...

373
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:05,198
WELL, IS HE?

374
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:06,577
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

375
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:07,991
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

376
00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:09,232
YES, SIR.

377
00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:12,991
YOU GOT THE JOB.

378
00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:15,439
YOUR JOB IS TO
TAKE PEOPLE'S MONEY

379
00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:17,922
AND PUT IT IN HERE.

380
00:19:19,301 --> 00:19:19,439
WHOA, CAN I TOUCH IT?

381
00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:23,784
MONEY?

382
00:19:26,681 --> 00:19:26,784
BURNING?

383
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:38,750
SPONGEBOB, WHO'S
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

384
00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:41,991
I...

385
00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:44,474
GUESS I AM, MR. KRABS.

386
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:46,439
YOU'RE ON PROBATION, BOY.

387
00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:49,301
WELL, STANLEY,
THANKS TO YOU

388
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:51,612
I'M ON PROBATION.

389
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:53,198
IF YOU WANNA KEEP THIS JOB

390
00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:54,646
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO...

391
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:55,956
OOH...

392
00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:57,232
CUSTOMER AT THE PORT BOW.

393
00:19:58,267 --> 00:19:58,405
MAN YOUR STATIONS.

394
00:19:59,439 --> 00:19:59,577
MAN YOUR STATIONS.

395
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:03,094
READY FOR DUTY.

396
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:07,405
MY FIRST CUSTOMER.

397
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:08,612
HI, I'M STANLEY.

398
00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:09,956
WHOA... THIS IS SOEXCITING.

399
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:13,681
HUH, I'D LIKE A...

400
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:15,612
WAIT-WAIT,
WAIT-WAIT, HOLD ON.

401
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:17,232
I DON'T EVER WANNA
FORGET THIS MOMENT.

402
00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:22,232
THAT'S GONNA BE A KEEPER.

403
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:23,853
NOW LET'S DO ONE
WITH FUNNY HATS.

404
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:29,750
OOH, YEAH, LET'S PRETEND
WE'RE MAD AT EACH OTHER.

405
00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:38,163
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
THESE DEVELOPED.

406
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,198
I SAID
I'M READY, STANLEY.

407
00:20:59,163 --> 00:20:59,301
SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S
THE MEANING OF THIS?

408
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:02,094
YOUR STATION
LOOKS HORRIBLE.

409
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:03,853
TAKE SOME PRIDE
IN YOUR WORK, BOY.

410
00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:06,094
LOOK AT YOUR COUSIN,
STANLEY, FOR EXAMPLE.

411
00:21:07,853 --> 00:21:07,991
SPIFFIN' UP HIS WORK SPACE

412
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:09,715
WITH MEANINGFUL PHOTOS
OF THE CUSTOMERS.

413
00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:17,543
UM... SIR?

414
00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:19,370
YES, BOY?

415
00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:20,612
ABOUT MY COUSIN STANLEY.

416
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:24,853
YES, YES, THE ONE I HIRED
ENTIRELY ON YOUR RECOMMENDATION.

417
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:24,991
HURRY IT UP, BOY.

418
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:26,508
UH, WELL...
ACTUALLY, SIR?

419
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:28,508
ABOUT THOSE THINGS I SAID?

420
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:30,818
WHAT?

421
00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:30,956
YOU DIDN'T LIE TO ME

422
00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:32,750
JUST TO HELP YOUR COUSIN
GET THE JOB, DID YOU?

423
00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:34,956
NO.

424
00:21:35,922 --> 00:21:36,060
WELL, GOOD...

425
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:37,887
BECAUSE THERE WERE PLENTY
OF OTHER RELATIVES

426
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:39,370
THAT GOT PASSED
OVER FOR THE JOB.

427
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:40,508
AYE, 'TIS TRUE.

428
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:42,439
WHATEVER.

429
00:21:45,094 --> 00:21:45,232
I EVEN TURNED DOWN ME OWN
THREE ADORABLE NEPHEWS.

430
00:21:48,301 --> 00:21:48,439
BUT
UNCLE
KRABS.

431
00:21:50,094 --> 00:21:50,232
THEY SOLVE MYSTERIES.

432
00:21:53,232 --> 00:21:55,922
NOW GO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF
WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB.

433
00:21:58,405 --> 00:21:58,543
STANLEY...

434
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:00,715
I CANNOT KEEP
COVERING FOR... YOU!

435
00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:06,750
NO...

436
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:08,232
NOT MY SPATULA.

437
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:11,681
MY SPATULA.

438
00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:14,267
THE THING I HOLD NEAREST
AND DEAREST TO MY HEART.

439
00:22:16,681 --> 00:22:16,784
SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN THE NAME
OF NEPTUNE HAS GOT...

440
00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:19,232
OH, YOU BROKE
YOUR SPATULA.

441
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:22,612
THAT'S A SHAME.

442
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:25,508
I'LL ORDER ANOTHER
ONE TOMORROW, BOY.

443
00:22:27,336 --> 00:22:27,474
NO, NO, NO!

444
00:22:29,853 --> 00:22:29,991
IDIDN'T BREAK MY SPATULA.

445
00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:31,818
HEDID.

446
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:33,474
AND I ALSO DIDN'T
BURN YOUR MONEY.

447
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:34,750
HE DID THAT, TOO.

448
00:22:36,094 --> 00:22:36,232
I HAVE BEEN COVERING FOR HIM

449
00:22:38,129 --> 00:22:38,267
BECAUSE HE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

450
00:22:44,474 --> 00:22:44,612
HE'S RIGHT.

451
00:22:47,336 --> 00:22:47,474
I RUIN EVERYTHING I TOUCH.

452
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:51,646
WAIT A MINUTE.

453
00:22:53,681 --> 00:22:53,784
I KNOW THE PERFECT
JOB FOR YOU.

454
00:22:57,405 --> 00:22:57,543
GOOD LUCK AT YOUR NEW
JOB TODAY, COUSIN STANLEY.

455
00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:01,370
THANKS.

456
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:01,508
I'LL BET I'M EVEN
BETTER AT THIS ONE.

457
00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:08,681
GOOD MORNING,
MR. SQUAREPANTS.

458
00:23:11,163 --> 00:23:11,301
MORNING, BOSS.

459
00:23:13,336 --> 00:23:13,474
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

460
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:16,232
THAT FOOL KRABS,
LETTING THE BLOOD RELATIVE

461
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:18,508
OF HIS BEST WORKER...

462
00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:27,474
WELL, THAT'S THE END OF ME.

463
00:23:30,474 --> 00:23:30,612
SORRY, BOSS.

464
00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:38,991
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