1 00:00:36,081 --> 00:00:37,749 Hello and welcome, one and all, 2 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:40,418 to a super-special episode of House Fancy! 3 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,629 I'm your host, Nicholas Withers. 4 00:00:43,797 --> 00:00:47,509 Our first guest on today's show will be none other than... 5 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:50,637 Oh... 6 00:00:51,638 --> 00:00:53,182 Hello? 7 00:00:53,223 --> 00:00:56,060 Uh, hello. Uh... 8 00:00:56,101 --> 00:00:57,686 Hell-o. 9 00:00:57,728 --> 00:00:59,771 Hell-o! 10 00:00:59,813 --> 00:01:03,192 This isn't Squilliam Fancyson, 11 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:06,277 my lifelong rival who I met in high school band class, is it? 12 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,279 The same. 13 00:01:08,321 --> 00:01:11,825 You wouldn't happen to be watching House Fancy, would you? 14 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,952 I was until you called. 15 00:01:13,994 --> 00:01:17,164 Well, Squiddy, I enjoy our chats, 16 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:19,666 but my catered lunch awaits. 17 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:24,421 And you know how hard being fabulous is on an empty stomach. 18 00:01:24,462 --> 00:01:27,132 Wait! Why did you ask if I was watching House Fancy? 19 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,801 Sorry, Squilliam, but we've got to get back to the show. 20 00:01:29,843 --> 00:01:32,596 Who's that talking in the background? 21 00:01:32,637 --> 00:01:35,682 Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, Nicky, dear. 22 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:39,811 Well, toodle-loo, Squidward. Enjoy the program. 23 00:01:39,853 --> 00:01:44,149 OK, folks! We'll be back after these important messages. 24 00:01:47,485 --> 00:01:50,488 Welcome back to House Fancy. I'm Nicholas Withers. 25 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:52,950 Here next to me is Squilliam Fancyson. 26 00:01:52,991 --> 00:01:54,534 Hello, peasants. 27 00:01:56,245 --> 00:01:57,495 Let me start by saying 28 00:01:57,537 --> 00:02:00,289 what a lovely facade you have, Mister Fancyson. 29 00:02:00,331 --> 00:02:01,917 Why, thank you, Nick! 30 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:04,544 And your house doesn't look too bad, either. 31 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:05,754 Oh, Nicky! 32 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,380 Camera crew, can we get a shot 33 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:10,299 of Mr. Fancyson's fabulous house, please? 34 00:02:11,593 --> 00:02:14,387 Hey! That's no better than my house. 35 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:27,067 I bid you welcome to my foyer. 36 00:02:27,109 --> 00:02:30,195 - It's simply glorious! 37 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,239 It truly is, Nicky. 38 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:35,533 It's like I've died and gone to fancy heaven. 39 00:02:39,037 --> 00:02:41,039 Is that what I think it is? 40 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:45,043 It sure is. It's a gilded doorknob. 41 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,254 Absolutely magical. 42 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:49,547 Absolutely imported! 43 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:52,050 - May I? - But of course. 44 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,387 - Oh, lovely. - Isn't it? 45 00:02:56,429 --> 00:02:57,764 Well, I have to say, Squilliam, 46 00:02:57,806 --> 00:03:00,350 and I think I'm speaking for all of our viewers out there 47 00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:03,020 when I'm saying this, you are truly a fancy man. 48 00:03:03,061 --> 00:03:07,274 Oh, well, all this gushing is perfectly deserved. 49 00:03:07,316 --> 00:03:09,567 And now, I would like to present to you 50 00:03:09,609 --> 00:03:13,363 my favorite room in the house. 51 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:19,119 It's all custom. Ah, look at this. 52 00:03:19,161 --> 00:03:22,831 It's my jewel-encrusted toilet paper holder! 53 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:25,416 Such class. 54 00:03:27,169 --> 00:03:30,214 Come. Let me show you... the roof. 55 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:33,050 - An elevator? - Watch your step. 56 00:03:35,093 --> 00:03:39,597 This may take a while. Just sit back and relax. 57 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:40,765 What the...? 58 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:46,313 - A whirlpool bath elevator? - I brought some soap. 59 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:49,274 - All ashore! 60 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:52,610 Welcome to my rooftop garden. 61 00:03:52,652 --> 00:03:54,238 Romantic grotto, 62 00:03:54,279 --> 00:03:57,157 sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall, 63 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:59,450 and my personal favorite, 64 00:03:59,492 --> 00:04:04,748 a 130-foot long sculpture of my uni-brow. 65 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:07,125 It's huge, and life-like. 66 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,501 If you look closely, 67 00:04:08,543 --> 00:04:13,173 you'll notice it's made entirely out of gilded doorknobs. 68 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:16,885 - You have the fanciest... 69 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:19,721 - Uh... what? - You have the fanciest... 70 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,059 I have the fanciest ring? 71 00:04:24,101 --> 00:04:26,728 - No, your phone is ringing. - Oh. 72 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:29,940 Hello? 73 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:32,609 Oh, yeah. Hang on. Uh, it's for you. 74 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:36,071 Hello? Hello... Hello? 75 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:38,365 Hello. My name is Squidward Tentacles, 76 00:04:38,407 --> 00:04:43,120 and my house is far fancier than that slob, Squilliam's. 77 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:44,662 - Really? - Really! 78 00:04:44,704 --> 00:04:49,334 OK, we'll be at your house in two hours with a camera crew. 79 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:52,754 Two hours? But I haven't even had time to wash my hair. 80 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:55,048 There's a stain on the rug! 81 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:58,135 Uh... Uh... I'll use this chair to hide it. 82 00:04:58,176 --> 00:04:59,761 There we go. 83 00:04:59,803 --> 00:05:01,179 Now, I'll just... 84 00:05:01,221 --> 00:05:03,723 There's a hideous hole in that wall! 85 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:07,727 I'll just use this painting to cover it up. Perfect. 86 00:05:07,769 --> 00:05:09,813 No, no! 87 00:05:11,315 --> 00:05:14,859 Oh, I'll never get this place in shape in time. 88 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:18,113 SpongeBob, how long have you been spying on me? 89 00:05:18,155 --> 00:05:20,365 Um, what day is it today? 90 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,867 It's the day you go away and never come back! 91 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:25,329 But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you 92 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:27,956 get your house ready for the big TV show? 93 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:30,417 - How did you know about that? - I was spying on you. 94 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:32,501 You want me to get the cops down here again? Because... 95 00:05:35,672 --> 00:05:37,841 All right, fine. 96 00:05:37,882 --> 00:05:40,802 But one slip-up, and you're out of here, comprendo? 97 00:05:40,844 --> 00:05:43,138 Mucho comprendo, señor habanero. 98 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,600 All right, first I'm going to give you something so simple, 99 00:05:47,642 --> 00:05:50,395 a person without a brain could get it done right. 100 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,604 Ooh, that's good, 101 00:05:51,646 --> 00:05:53,440 cos I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend. 102 00:05:53,482 --> 00:05:56,067 - Really? - No, not really. 103 00:05:56,109 --> 00:05:57,986 He traded me these chocolate bars for it. 104 00:05:58,028 --> 00:05:59,821 I don't care! Just use this paint 105 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:02,449 to cover up that faded part on the wall. 106 00:06:02,491 --> 00:06:05,076 - Don't touch anything else. - OK. 107 00:06:18,256 --> 00:06:19,966 SpongeBob? What was that noise? 108 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:22,802 Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil! 109 00:06:22,844 --> 00:06:24,762 What have you done to my living room? 110 00:06:24,804 --> 00:06:27,182 I told you to paint the faded spot! 111 00:06:27,224 --> 00:06:29,017 Well, it all looked kind of faded. 112 00:06:32,229 --> 00:06:34,647 Never mind! Maybe it won't show up on camera. 113 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:36,607 Here. Help me move this sofa. 114 00:06:36,649 --> 00:06:38,860 You got it, Squiddy! Where're we moving her to? 115 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:41,363 Hang on. I'm trying to get a grip on the thing. 116 00:06:41,405 --> 00:06:44,533 Now, don't move it till I say... Ow! 117 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:47,494 OK, it's on my foot. Don't... Ow! 118 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:50,080 - OK. 119 00:06:50,121 --> 00:06:54,709 Ow! SpongeBob, I told you not to move it till I said... Ow! 120 00:06:54,751 --> 00:06:57,712 - Why do you keep moving it? - Cos you keep saying "Ow!" 121 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:03,176 I don't need you. I can move it myself. 122 00:07:03,218 --> 00:07:05,053 See-ee-ee-ee! 123 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:07,805 Wow, Squidward, you're so strong! 124 00:07:09,224 --> 00:07:11,893 And you split your sofa in half. 125 00:07:11,935 --> 00:07:13,603 It'll be really easy to move now! 126 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:16,314 - Oh, no! They're already here. 127 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:18,525 Go get a vacuum to clean up all the sofa bits. 128 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:20,735 I got to run upstairs and dress my wound. 129 00:07:20,777 --> 00:07:22,028 Roger! 130 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:26,450 OK, Squidward, found the vacuum. Squidward? 131 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:30,579 - Well, I'll just vacuum for him. 132 00:07:34,499 --> 00:07:37,586 Hmm, Squidward's house is really messy. 133 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:39,588 I'm going to need some extra power. 134 00:07:43,091 --> 00:07:44,509 Oof! 135 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:02,235 OK, SpongeBob, I finished... What the? 136 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,738 Don't' worry, Squidward, I'll turn it off. 137 00:08:07,407 --> 00:08:09,326 - Come out of there. 138 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:12,412 - Uh, hang on, please. 139 00:08:12,454 --> 00:08:14,664 Please, just one more minute, Nick. 140 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,207 Who's Nick? 141 00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:18,042 Sorry, Squidward, I couldn't wait any longer. 142 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:21,129 I gotta use your toilet. No questions. Thanks. 143 00:08:27,927 --> 00:08:29,220 Whew! 144 00:08:29,262 --> 00:08:33,350 I wouldn't go in there for a couple days. Or weeks. 145 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:37,145 Please. Please! 146 00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:40,731 Somebody put me out of my misery. 147 00:08:40,773 --> 00:08:45,069 Have mercy on my soul. 148 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,283 Oh, hey Squidward, if you see SpongeBob, 149 00:08:50,325 --> 00:08:52,327 can you give him his brain back? 150 00:08:52,369 --> 00:08:54,787 I was borrowing it for the weekend. 151 00:08:54,829 --> 00:08:58,041 I'll just set it, uh, here. See you. 152 00:09:04,839 --> 00:09:07,091 - Thank you, Patrick. 153 00:09:08,176 --> 00:09:09,969 Oh, no! 154 00:09:20,938 --> 00:09:23,650 Hello, and welcome back to House Fancy. 155 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:26,236 We are at the home of Mr. Squidward Tentacles, 156 00:09:26,277 --> 00:09:29,030 who claims his house is far fancier 157 00:09:29,072 --> 00:09:32,701 than that of Squilliam Fancyson. Let's take a look. 158 00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:41,167 Well, I... I'm not quite sure how to say this... 159 00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:43,503 Go ahead, say it. 160 00:09:43,545 --> 00:09:46,673 Squidward Tentacles, you seem to have ushered in 161 00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:50,760 an entire new era in house fanciness! 162 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:53,304 - Huh? - I have. I have? 163 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:55,890 What you have done harkens back to the illustrious 164 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:58,851 "Post Primitive" movement, popularized by Saul Limpkins. 165 00:09:58,893 --> 00:10:00,937 Was he a big inspiration for you? 166 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:02,397 Why, yes. 167 00:10:02,439 --> 00:10:05,734 - I've studied him for years. 168 00:10:05,775 --> 00:10:08,695 I would like to announce that Squidward's house will be 169 00:10:08,737 --> 00:10:11,740 featured in an hour-long, commercial-free special. 170 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:16,453 And Squidward will be crowned House Fancy Prince of the Year, 171 00:10:16,494 --> 00:10:19,497 an honor which was originally to be bestowed upon Squilliam, 172 00:10:19,539 --> 00:10:20,749 but now isn't. 173 00:10:20,789 --> 00:10:24,043 - Yay! 174 00:10:25,629 --> 00:10:27,838 Oh, don't worry, Squilliam, 175 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,383 I might be able to get Squidward to help you redecorate. 176 00:10:30,425 --> 00:10:33,344 He is a personal friend of mine. Success hasn't gone to his head. 177 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:36,931 - Still the same old great guy... 178 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:54,658 And this is the maximum-security level. 179 00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:55,992 Since this is your first day, 180 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,952 I'll let you peek at our number one inmate. 181 00:10:57,994 --> 00:11:01,122 He's too dangerous to let him around the other inmates. 182 00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:03,249 Why? What'd he do? Rob a bank? 183 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:07,170 Worse. He tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula. 184 00:11:07,211 --> 00:11:10,381 Oh... OK... 185 00:11:10,423 --> 00:11:11,675 So, that's why we keep him 186 00:11:11,716 --> 00:11:13,802 behind these impenetrable six-inch-steel doors. 187 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,388 Course, it helps to lock it. 188 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:20,642 He's gone! He's so small, he could be anywhere. 189 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:22,602 He could be right under our noses. 190 00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:28,608 Uh, Frank, where's your moustache? 191 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:41,746 Ha-ha! Those fools will never find me now. 192 00:11:42,997 --> 00:11:47,377 Aw, come on, baby, you know how long I been in stir. 193 00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:50,963 Get out! And stay out, you two-time loser! 194 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,132 After everything I've done for you! 195 00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:56,927 Beat it, you jail bird! And take all your junk, too. 196 00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:04,185 Well, that's just great. 197 00:12:04,227 --> 00:12:06,813 Hey! It's my old guitar. 198 00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:09,940 I used to play it when I was in that band as a kid. 199 00:12:09,982 --> 00:12:12,569 Man, those were good times. 200 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:16,905 OK, everybody, one, two, one, two, three. 201 00:12:22,704 --> 00:12:25,582 You know, I don't think I've had any good times. 202 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:40,430 He's singing about the Krabby Patty. 203 00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:43,015 If I can just get him to explain that song, 204 00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:45,560 I'll have the Krabby Patty formula! 205 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,607 That's a real nice song. 206 00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:55,737 But could you explain those "Whee!" parts? 207 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,493 Are you out of your mind? 208 00:13:02,535 --> 00:13:03,912 Uh, I mean, 209 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:06,664 that was a delightful song you were singing. 210 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,917 Thanks, Plankton. Mr. Krabs makes me censor out 211 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:10,877 all the patty ingredients from my lyrics. 212 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,503 Oh, that's terrible! 213 00:13:12,545 --> 00:13:15,256 Krabs shouldn't stifle a true artist like you. 214 00:13:15,298 --> 00:13:18,468 Go ahead and sing your patty song, uncensored! 215 00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:21,345 I know what you're doing. 216 00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:23,890 What? Me? I'm not trying to steal the patty formula! 217 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:27,435 You want me to join your band. 218 00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,145 What band? I don't have a band. 219 00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:30,980 Oh, you can't fool me, 220 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,107 not when you've got an awesome guitar like that. 221 00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:34,776 And only a true rocker 222 00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:37,403 would have hair as greasy and nasty as yours. 223 00:13:37,445 --> 00:13:39,489 It'll be so cool! We can write songs together. 224 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,198 Songs? 225 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:45,035 Yes! And you can teach me your Krabby Patty songs. 226 00:13:45,077 --> 00:13:47,956 Yay! Come on. Let's go get our band together. 227 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,708 - Patrick! Patrick! - SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 228 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,377 - Patrick, I've got big news! - Me too! Me too! 229 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:54,462 What's your news? 230 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:57,089 I found out where boogers come from. 231 00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:03,053 - Ew, really? - Uh-huh. What's your news? 232 00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:06,223 Plankton just asked me to join his rock and roll band. 233 00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:07,934 Can Patrick join our band? 234 00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:10,102 - Sure, whatever. - Hear that? You're in. 235 00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:14,023 All right! I play a mean belly. 236 00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:27,537 Wow. Patrick, we're going to be famous! 237 00:14:27,578 --> 00:14:31,081 Give me a break. 238 00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:33,501 You don't know anything about music. 239 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:37,588 Too bad you're not a musical genius like me. 240 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,466 - Oh, Squidward! - What the? 241 00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:42,593 Would you help us by joining our band? 242 00:14:42,635 --> 00:14:44,888 Well, I could help you, 243 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:48,599 but I wouldn't soil my art playing rock and roll, 244 00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:52,311 dressing all in black, wearing boots covered in spikes. 245 00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:57,775 Playing enormous stadiums filled with screaming, adoring fans, 246 00:14:57,817 --> 00:15:02,572 clapping, demanding encores. Cheering me! 247 00:15:04,699 --> 00:15:06,325 Oh. I've changed my mind. 248 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:09,286 I'll join your band and help you bottom feeders. 249 00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,372 But I've got to get in shape first. 250 00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:14,250 Isn't this great, Plankton? Squidward is going to help us. 251 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,961 Hmm? Uh, yeah, great. 252 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:20,924 You know, Patrick, being in a band 253 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:24,844 gives you the liberty to dress with a little more... 254 00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:27,179 - How should I put this? - Yeah? 255 00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:29,306 Well, with just a little more... 256 00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:32,936 - Go ahead, say it, SpongeBob. - You know... pizzazz! 257 00:15:32,977 --> 00:15:36,814 Perhaps you didn't notice my new hair-do. 258 00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,817 Whoa-ho-ho! I stand corrected. 259 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:44,154 And unlike your nasty little wig, mine is real! 260 00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:46,198 Man! How'd you grow that so fast? 261 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,409 Natural talent. Watch this. 262 00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:54,832 Whoo! Yeah! Check that fancy follicle work. 263 00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:56,500 Hey, check this one out! 264 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,467 Oh, man, Squidward's not going to want to miss this! 265 00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,052 - Hello? 266 00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:08,137 Squidward, aren't you coming to band practice? 267 00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:09,388 Are you kidding? 268 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,641 I've got a lot of work to do before I'm famous. 269 00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:19,065 OK, then, we'll keep your seat warm. 270 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,733 - Patrick? - I'm on it! 271 00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:24,361 Greetings, fellow band mates! 272 00:16:24,403 --> 00:16:25,989 Hey, Plankton. What's that? 273 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,406 - T-shirts! 274 00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:29,659 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 275 00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:34,664 "Plankton and the Patty Stealers?" 276 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:37,291 Uh, if you guys don't like the name... 277 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,877 I... 278 00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:41,253 love it! 279 00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:44,340 - Kind of vague and mysterious. - Can I get mine in pink? 280 00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:49,345 It looks like a tattoo! 281 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,514 Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? 282 00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:56,102 And then turn into one of those songs that goes... 283 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:02,692 Yes, perfect. Now, all we need are the lyrics. 284 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,819 You know, something personal. 285 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:09,949 Maybe a secret you know, or a favorite recipe, hmm? 286 00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:13,077 Or one about my new friend, Plankton. 287 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,871 Or the virtues of wholesome living! 288 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:18,791 The best kind of lyrics 289 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,002 are the ones that are deep and revealing. 290 00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:25,048 Something only you know? Secret recipe! 291 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,633 I once searched for my innermost secrets. 292 00:17:27,675 --> 00:17:30,136 - All I found was this. 293 00:17:31,012 --> 00:17:32,847 Is that what you mean, Plankton? 294 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:44,233 - What is that? - It's my recording equipment. 295 00:17:45,902 --> 00:17:48,029 Oh, my gosh! What do I do? 296 00:17:49,697 --> 00:17:52,658 Just take a seat here, and I'll strap you in. 297 00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:57,872 Now, just relax and let the equipment do its job. 298 00:18:04,253 --> 00:18:08,174 Now, let's see what's locked in his subconscious. 299 00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:24,565 The Krabby Patty formula's got to be in here somewhere. 300 00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:29,987 - What's going... 301 00:18:35,076 --> 00:18:38,955 I'm a failure! 302 00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:41,624 Cheer up, Plankton! We've still got a whole week 303 00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:44,043 before our first gig at the Krusty Krab. 304 00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:47,964 A-At the Krusty Krab? 305 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:51,008 Uh-huh. But Krabs doesn't want us bugging the customers, 306 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,343 so we have to go in when nobody's there. 307 00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:57,473 When nobody's there? 308 00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:10,153 My perfect dream body! 309 00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:23,373 Oh, no! It's the cops. 310 00:19:23,415 --> 00:19:25,375 - I can't let them see me! - Why? 311 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:30,714 Why? Cops are autograph hounds. Yeah, they're always after me. 312 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,675 Hmm, that's tough. Don't worry, I'll hide you. 313 00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:36,762 Hey! What are you kids up to this late at night? 314 00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:39,974 We're on our way to our first gig. We're in a band. 315 00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:44,353 A band, huh? Well, that's, uh... Oh. 316 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:48,149 - You've got a, uh... - Got a, uh, what? 317 00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,818 Uh, it's right... 318 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,612 Yes? 319 00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:58,534 Just keep your nose clean, kid. 320 00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,494 Sure thing, officer! 321 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,414 They're gone. 322 00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:08,418 You will never speak of this to anyone. 323 00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:11,255 Come on, come on! Hurry up. 324 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,883 Don't worry, I just need to get the key out. 325 00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:20,139 Give me that, you incompetent fool. 326 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:23,642 Yes! The Krabby Patty formula is mine! 327 00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:26,436 Uh, I mean, we'll have a great time! 328 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,316 Now, where does Krabs keep that formula? 329 00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:32,109 Whoo! Let's rock! 330 00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:34,653 - Yeah! - We're gonna be stars! 331 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:38,366 All right, Squidward, are you ready? 332 00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:41,785 - I'm ready! 333 00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:44,997 OK! Patrick, are you ready? 334 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,835 Plankton, are you ready? 335 00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,964 Plankton? Plankton! 336 00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:58,261 Uh, I'm ready! 337 00:20:58,302 --> 00:20:59,803 Wait a minute. 338 00:20:59,845 --> 00:21:02,056 Was this band just a front 339 00:21:02,098 --> 00:21:04,516 so you could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula? 340 00:21:04,558 --> 00:21:08,271 What? No! I was in it for the music, man. 341 00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:16,237 Well, at least I'm back to my old cell. 342 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:20,991 Oh, no, you're not. We've got a special cell for you. 343 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,244 But I liked my old cell! 344 00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:24,828 Then you're gonna love this one. 345 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,540 There's no time to waste, Plankton! 346 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:31,252 We've only got 22 years to practice before our next gig! 347 00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:32,586 A one, and a two...