1 00:00:17,404 --> 00:00:20,866 Price check on industrial-size econo-pack of raw fiber. 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,911 It goes in like steel wool. 3 00:00:23,953 --> 00:00:25,913 But comes out like an angel from heaven. 4 00:00:25,955 --> 00:00:27,331 Please. Tell me more. 5 00:00:27,372 --> 00:00:30,375 - Well, this one time... - Not really. 6 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:32,295 I didn't think so. 7 00:00:32,335 --> 00:00:34,255 Oh, wait. I almost forgot me coupons. 8 00:00:34,297 --> 00:00:36,257 There's a couple double ones in there too. 9 00:00:36,299 --> 00:00:39,093 Sir, these expired over 30 years ago. 10 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:41,846 - What does that mean? - It means they're no good. 11 00:00:41,887 --> 00:00:43,430 I'll throw those away for you. 12 00:00:43,472 --> 00:00:45,516 No, wait! I'll take them. 13 00:00:46,642 --> 00:00:50,604 OK, sir, your change today is going to be exactly ten cents. 14 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:54,984 Come to Papa. Come to Papa. 15 00:00:55,026 --> 00:00:59,071 Hooray! Two nickels. 16 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:02,992 Hey, that's SpongeBob out there. 17 00:01:06,578 --> 00:01:08,956 What in blue blazes is that boy up to? 18 00:01:19,466 --> 00:01:22,136 Well, I'll be a geriatric jellyfish. 19 00:01:22,178 --> 00:01:23,554 SpongeBob found a penny. 20 00:01:23,595 --> 00:01:26,765 A bright, shiny penny just sitting there... 21 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:28,433 and he picked it right up. 22 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:30,353 I can remember the whole thing 23 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,064 as if it had happened a moment ago. 24 00:01:46,952 --> 00:01:48,996 Sir. Sir! 25 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:51,790 - Sir! - What? 26 00:01:51,832 --> 00:01:55,002 - You're holding up the line. - Oh. I am? 27 00:01:55,044 --> 00:01:56,461 Next please. 28 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:59,882 Interesting how things work out that way. 29 00:01:59,924 --> 00:02:03,386 Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money. 30 00:02:03,426 --> 00:02:05,346 While others, others they work. 31 00:02:06,264 --> 00:02:09,392 Mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there. 32 00:02:09,432 --> 00:02:11,685 Billy, Mommy's watching the road right now. 33 00:02:11,727 --> 00:02:15,273 I mean, why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? 34 00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:18,901 I have legs too, you know. 35 00:02:18,943 --> 00:02:20,652 How about a little music? 36 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:25,783 OK, OK, get a grip, Krabs. 37 00:02:25,824 --> 00:02:29,203 Just concentrate on driving. 38 00:02:30,913 --> 00:02:34,708 OK. 39 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:39,380 Getting all worked up over one little coin. 40 00:02:39,422 --> 00:02:42,007 Must just be the full moon. 41 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,219 Wait a second. 42 00:02:48,722 --> 00:02:54,061 I gotta have that penny! 43 00:02:58,274 --> 00:03:01,193 - Good morning, SpongeBob. - Good morning, Mr. Krabs. 44 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:03,112 Find anything special lately? 45 00:03:03,154 --> 00:03:05,072 - Ye-yes. - Really? 46 00:03:05,114 --> 00:03:07,074 - Yep! - And you wanna share it 47 00:03:07,116 --> 00:03:10,161 with your old Uncle Krabs, don't you, boy? 48 00:03:10,202 --> 00:03:12,496 - Of course. - Great. 49 00:03:13,705 --> 00:03:15,374 Well, share it with me. 50 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:19,253 I already am sharing it with you, Mr. Krabs. 51 00:03:19,295 --> 00:03:20,504 What? 52 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:26,010 The thing I found was a bright, shiny, new day! 53 00:03:26,051 --> 00:03:28,137 I'll be in the kitchen if you need me. 54 00:03:28,179 --> 00:03:30,348 - Morning, Squidward. - Don't talk to me. 55 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:32,308 Mr. Krabs is in a good mood today. 56 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,517 That counts as talking. 57 00:03:35,353 --> 00:03:39,106 - Hello again, Mr. Krabs. - Hello, SpongeBob. 58 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:41,233 - What can I do you for? - Can I borrow a penny? 59 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:44,195 A penny? Sure! 60 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:47,948 Sorry, all out of pennies right now. 61 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,908 But, did you check all your pockets. 62 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:50,909 I thought I did. 63 00:03:50,951 --> 00:03:52,828 - Front pockets? - Nope. 64 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:54,830 - Back? - Uh-uh. 65 00:03:54,872 --> 00:03:56,790 - Shirt pockets? - Nada. 66 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:59,877 - Shoe pockets? - Shoe pockets. 67 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:02,046 Mr. Krabs, that is just ridiculous. 68 00:04:02,087 --> 00:04:03,047 It is? 69 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:05,549 I do have a tie pocket, though. 70 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,092 No, not in there either. 71 00:04:07,134 --> 00:04:09,136 Hey, maybe it fell in your sock. 72 00:04:09,178 --> 00:04:10,679 - Well, I... - Did you check there? 73 00:04:10,721 --> 00:04:13,724 It's... got... to be... in there... somewhere. 74 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:15,600 Got... to... just... 75 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,936 Uh... 76 00:04:17,978 --> 00:04:20,981 Hey, look, it's my brain. 77 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:24,943 Hey, where's it going? 78 00:04:24,985 --> 00:04:26,611 Oh, there! 79 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:30,408 There! That way! There. 80 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:33,952 - I got it! - I got it! I got it! 81 00:04:36,497 --> 00:04:39,417 - Ah-ha! 82 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:45,172 Not so fast, little guy. 83 00:04:45,214 --> 00:04:46,589 There now. 84 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:49,676 Uh-huh. Yes, I know. 85 00:04:49,718 --> 00:04:51,220 There you go. 86 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:52,763 Uh... 87 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:55,558 What's the matter? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer? 88 00:04:55,598 --> 00:04:58,018 - So, uh, no penny, huh? - Nope. 89 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,186 Darn. 90 00:05:04,316 --> 00:05:06,693 These deafening construction sounds 91 00:05:06,735 --> 00:05:08,737 are preventing me from working. 92 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:10,114 Me too. 93 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:11,907 Do you think we should walk out back to investigate? 94 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:13,242 Never. 95 00:05:13,284 --> 00:05:16,078 The sounds were coming from back here. What the... 96 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:20,499 Careful with those marquee letters. 97 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:23,168 Hey, Mr. Krabs. You made your own movie theatre. 98 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:25,170 - Yes, I did. - Yay! 99 00:05:25,212 --> 00:05:28,132 And you're just in time for the grand opening. 100 00:05:32,886 --> 00:05:36,515 Step right up, folks, and witness a spellbinding tale 101 00:05:36,557 --> 00:05:41,270 chockfull of adventure. And action! And thrills! 102 00:05:41,312 --> 00:05:43,897 - I'm not really hungry. 103 00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:46,150 Let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about. 104 00:05:46,191 --> 00:05:51,363 Witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by... 105 00:05:51,405 --> 00:05:54,074 By who? By... uh... 106 00:05:54,116 --> 00:05:57,077 By a plucky, young sponge. 107 00:05:57,119 --> 00:05:59,788 Just like me! That's right. 108 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:04,209 And the best part is admission is only one penny. 109 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:06,629 Does a movie like that even exist? 110 00:06:06,669 --> 00:06:08,088 Yeah. Does it? 111 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:12,551 Uh, well, actually I was gonna show you this flip book. 112 00:06:12,593 --> 00:06:16,305 - A flip book? - I don't even know what that is. 113 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:19,183 - No. Wait. 114 00:06:20,017 --> 00:06:22,645 Noooooooo! 115 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:26,357 Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Ple-e-ease. 116 00:06:26,398 --> 00:06:31,069 Of course you can, lad. You just gotta give me one penny. 117 00:06:31,111 --> 00:06:32,904 - But... but... - But what? 118 00:06:32,946 --> 00:06:36,033 But I really don't have a penny. 119 00:06:50,255 --> 00:06:54,468 That's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh, well. 120 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:56,512 - Good evening. 121 00:06:56,554 --> 00:06:59,973 And... welcome to the... 122 00:07:00,015 --> 00:07:02,893 Krusty Krab's semi-annual charity night. 123 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:06,021 Squidward, you look beautiful. 124 00:07:06,063 --> 00:07:08,940 Let me show you to your table. 125 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:12,611 My table? Oh, fancy! 126 00:07:12,653 --> 00:07:15,364 My very own nametag. 127 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:23,288 Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. 128 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:27,834 Tonight's event is entitled "Pennies for the Penniless". 129 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:29,836 And before the following images are shown, 130 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:34,717 I would ask each of you to look not with your eyes, 131 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,510 but with your heart. 132 00:07:37,969 --> 00:07:40,931 Three dimes. 133 00:07:40,972 --> 00:07:43,601 Two nickels. 134 00:07:43,642 --> 00:07:46,019 One quarter. 135 00:07:46,853 --> 00:07:49,356 Zero pennies. 136 00:07:51,692 --> 00:07:54,027 Since I realize the images seen here tonight 137 00:07:54,069 --> 00:07:55,820 may be wretchedly hideous, 138 00:07:55,862 --> 00:08:00,200 I am going to tell you what you can do to end this travesty. 139 00:08:00,242 --> 00:08:05,372 You can donate one penny to me, Mr. Krabs. 140 00:08:05,414 --> 00:08:08,917 Also known as "Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one". 141 00:08:10,711 --> 00:08:13,880 M-M-Mr. Krabs. 142 00:08:13,922 --> 00:08:15,466 Yes? 143 00:08:15,507 --> 00:08:18,969 I would like to donate a penny. You would? 144 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:23,390 If I only had one. 145 00:08:32,023 --> 00:08:37,112 Penny... got to... he's the... 146 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:39,156 Not gonna... who's the... 147 00:08:40,198 --> 00:08:42,534 Uh... 148 00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:55,422 Now we... 149 00:09:04,264 --> 00:09:07,601 Hiding it... somewhere. 150 00:09:08,644 --> 00:09:11,355 Hiding it... 151 00:09:14,191 --> 00:09:17,944 Hiding it. Hiding! It! 152 00:09:17,986 --> 00:09:19,822 Hiding it! 153 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:21,740 Meow. 154 00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:26,787 Who's it? You! You know where! 155 00:09:26,829 --> 00:09:29,665 - Meow. - Tell where! 156 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:30,957 Meow. 157 00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:33,251 Hiding it. Inside! 158 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:37,548 In there. Somewhere. 159 00:09:37,589 --> 00:09:41,092 Mr. Krabs! 160 00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:44,596 What is this metal detector doing on the floor? 161 00:09:44,638 --> 00:09:46,849 These should be stored on special racks. 162 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:50,477 And you're not wearing your metal detector handling glove. 163 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:54,105 SpongeBob, I... I... I just wanted that penny 164 00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:56,900 you found on the street yesterday. 165 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:59,611 Oh. I'm sorry. 166 00:10:00,445 --> 00:10:03,782 Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. 167 00:10:03,824 --> 00:10:05,325 It wasn't? 168 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:09,454 No! That was just a dried-up piece of gum for my collection. 169 00:10:09,496 --> 00:10:10,997 I think it's peppermint. 170 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:16,754 Whoo! Oh-ho! 171 00:10:16,795 --> 00:10:20,340 I feel so relieved. 172 00:10:20,382 --> 00:10:22,843 There was no penny after all. 173 00:10:22,885 --> 00:10:25,888 Ah. Well, I'll be going now. 174 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:28,014 You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob. See you! 175 00:10:28,056 --> 00:10:31,226 Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Here, Gary, you can play with that. 176 00:10:36,481 --> 00:10:39,317 Hey. This isn't gum at all. 177 00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:43,488 Just a dumb old $500 bill. 178 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:46,032 This won't go with my chewed-up gum collection. 179 00:10:46,074 --> 00:10:49,077 Oh, well. Goodnight, Gary. 180 00:10:49,119 --> 00:10:52,247 Me penny. He must have buried it around here. 181 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,707 I'll have to keep digging. 182 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:10,307 Remember class, there is only one way to park a boat: 183 00:11:10,348 --> 00:11:11,600 the safe way. 184 00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:14,728 You now see the importance of proper steering, 185 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:17,773 and a properly calibrated anchor. 186 00:11:21,485 --> 00:11:25,489 Which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance. 187 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,828 Barnacles! Just as we were getting to the nitty-gritty. 188 00:11:30,869 --> 00:11:32,704 Wait a minute, class. 189 00:11:35,332 --> 00:11:38,126 Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. 190 00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:41,463 We will be going on a field trip to the Boating Museum. 191 00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:43,340 Now run along, kids. 192 00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:47,302 Wow! The Boating Museum! 193 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:50,138 Maybe tomorrow, if I can impress Mrs Puff 194 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,557 with an extensive knowledge of boating history, 195 00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:56,561 she'll give me a boating license on the spot. 196 00:11:58,146 --> 00:12:01,399 See you tomorrow, Mrs P. 197 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:04,152 Neptune, give me strength. 198 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:08,448 Let's see... Oh, there she is. 199 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,494 Meow. 200 00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:15,831 - Meow? 201 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,039 What is this, Gary? 202 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:19,877 It's the complete History of All Boating Ever. 203 00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:22,128 And I'm going to memorize it tonight 204 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:23,964 for the big field trip tomorrow. 205 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:25,173 Meow. 206 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,592 I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages 207 00:12:27,634 --> 00:12:29,761 and get my required eight hours of sleep 208 00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:32,723 before the bus picks me up at 8.00am tomorrow. 209 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:35,099 If you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started. 210 00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:39,604 All right, let's see what this little pamphlet is all about. 211 00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:43,775 Chapter One. "In the beginning, Neptune created the sail." 212 00:12:46,737 --> 00:12:49,614 "... but such tragedies will be avoided 213 00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:53,785 with the flying boat of the future. The end." 214 00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:55,787 Time for a little shut-eye before... 215 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:04,295 Mrs Puff, can't this wait till tomorrow? 216 00:13:05,672 --> 00:13:07,925 Hang on a minute. It is tomorrow! 217 00:13:07,966 --> 00:13:10,218 Hey, wait! 218 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,302 Hey! 219 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:16,307 Mrs Puff! Please stop the bus! 220 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:18,518 What was that? 221 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,563 Nothing. Uh... just keep driving. 222 00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:23,314 - Step on it! 223 00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:26,359 Wait! 224 00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:27,444 Phew. 225 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,994 No worries. I made it. 226 00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,790 SpongeBob, you look terrible. 227 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:42,751 I assure you I am well rested and ready to learn. 228 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:46,379 Before the day is out, you may have learned something yourself. 229 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:55,722 - Hey, Mrs Puff. - Yes, SpongeBob? 230 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:57,265 - I made this for you. - Made what? 231 00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,225 This. The HMS Pinafore. 232 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:02,104 At one to 8,427 scale, of course. 233 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,897 Thank you, SpongeBob. 234 00:14:03,939 --> 00:14:05,941 - Mrs Puff... - Yes, SpongeBob? 235 00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,693 Do you know how many rowers propel a trireme? 236 00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:09,778 That would be... 237 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,362 Do you know which boat is the fastest? 238 00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:12,739 Wasn't that... 239 00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:15,117 Did you know boats will be powered by dolphin manure? 240 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,911 Did you know the HMS Blue Toes was a racing boat 241 00:14:17,953 --> 00:14:19,704 before it was a royal yacht? 242 00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:21,414 Do you know what scuttling is? 243 00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:24,208 What's bigger, a flotilla or a fleet? Do you know... 244 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:27,087 Ever been on a pontoon? 245 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:28,880 We're here. 246 00:14:34,469 --> 00:14:37,014 Welcome, class, to the Boating Museum. 247 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:42,019 This enormous vessel was once the largest in all the seas. 248 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,896 But now that it's been converted into a museum, 249 00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,481 it no longer moves. 250 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:49,567 Actually, it gets taken to port once a year for maintenance. 251 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,569 If you don't mind, SpongeBob, 252 00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,697 I'll be doing the teaching today. 253 00:14:53,738 --> 00:14:55,157 No problemo, Mrs P. 254 00:14:59,119 --> 00:15:00,411 Here it is, class. 255 00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:03,874 The most extensive collection of seafaring history 256 00:15:03,915 --> 00:15:05,709 ever assembled. 257 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,587 From giant naval vessels, to more modest craft, 258 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:11,255 like this clamming boat. 259 00:15:11,297 --> 00:15:14,968 I'd say this baby can hold up to ten clam fishers. 260 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,803 Uh, sure, SpongeBob. 261 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,806 Why, I bet they reel in up to 50 clams a day. 262 00:15:19,848 --> 00:15:21,975 Moving along. 263 00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:25,979 Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship, 264 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:30,274 used to bring back exotic spices from faraway lands. 265 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:33,695 With two direct acting steam turbines 266 00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:37,157 producing 6,500 horsepower, geared up to triple screws. 267 00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,367 It'll get your spices where they need to go. 268 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:42,662 Thank you again, SpongeBob. 269 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,958 It's working! She's noticing my vast knowledge. 270 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,711 I can now taste the sweet, sweet lamination 271 00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:51,713 of a fresh boating license. 272 00:15:52,589 --> 00:15:55,092 This, class, is the Lady Scallion... 273 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,468 Named after the captain's strict diet of scallions, 274 00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:01,056 of which the crew complained and the captain's odor resembled. 275 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:04,267 For four years, this brigantine explored distant lands, 276 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:05,894 discovering places unknown 277 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,563 to anyone besides the people living there. 278 00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:11,816 Ready to give me that license yet, Mrs Puff? 279 00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:13,735 Oh, you're gonna get it all right. 280 00:16:13,777 --> 00:16:15,779 I knew it! 281 00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:37,508 OK, this is the end of the tour. 282 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:40,262 Anything to add, SpongeBob? 283 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,429 SpongeBob? 284 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:51,648 Oh, boy! Here it is. The main controls. 285 00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:54,567 Just look at all this stuff. The triple oscillator, 286 00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:56,987 the hoist pulley, the booby trap. 287 00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,989 There's the long-range mast knob, 288 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,449 and there's a hot dog with extra mustard! 289 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:06,163 And there's the starter mechanism. 290 00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:09,540 That! Right there! AC. 291 00:17:09,582 --> 00:17:12,210 That's short for "automatic causitionata". 292 00:17:12,252 --> 00:17:14,212 And that's fancy, fancy talk for... 293 00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:16,380 "Let's get this party started!" 294 00:17:16,422 --> 00:17:18,508 Like, instantly! 295 00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:23,513 T-t-t-tartar s-s-s-auce. 296 00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:50,248 Man, I'm glad that's over. 297 00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:55,419 Hm, that's a nice touch. What a soothing projection screen. 298 00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:59,465 That's not a projection screen! 299 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,144 - SpongeBob, stop it right now. - Yes, ma'am. 300 00:18:21,696 --> 00:18:25,158 Oh, sweet Poseidon! Move aside, I gotta stop this ship 301 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,285 before it ploughs into Bikini Bottom. 302 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,537 Uh, let's see, 303 00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,874 the first thing to turn off is... the... uh... 304 00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,085 Oh, dear Neptune, 305 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:37,420 I've never driven anything this advanced before. 306 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:40,673 I hope you knew what you were talking about, 307 00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:43,509 - because it's up to you now. - OK. 308 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,472 We don't have much time. In a few minutes, 309 00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:52,060 we'll be flattening millions of innocent lives. 310 00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:53,477 Innocent lives? 311 00:18:53,519 --> 00:18:55,563 You're the only one that can save them. 312 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:58,441 The only one... that... can save... them? 313 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:02,528 Yes! Now what I want you to do is tighten the gurneys. 314 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:05,282 Then survey the poop deck. Then... 315 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:08,743 Stop! I know what to do. I read a book. 316 00:19:08,785 --> 00:19:11,162 Chapter One, batten down the hatches. 317 00:19:12,872 --> 00:19:14,582 Next, lower anchor. 318 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:19,462 Oh, no, the anchor's stuck. 319 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:21,298 I'm going to have to free it manually. 320 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:22,715 I'll be right back. 321 00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,814 Done and done. 322 00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:42,110 Thirdly, utter a hearty seaman's laugh. 323 00:19:42,152 --> 00:19:45,947 Oh, my gravy, he even knows the hearty laugh. 324 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:47,657 He has been doing his homework. 325 00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:52,078 And finally, the coup de gras. 326 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,415 The only way to park the largest ship ever built 327 00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:58,960 is by performing the reverse seven-twenty tailspin. 328 00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:02,922 B-but that's never even been attempted before. 329 00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:06,384 You're right... It hasn't. Not until now. 330 00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:28,239 SpongeBob, I don't know how, but you did it. 331 00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:32,660 You saved us all. Let's get off this thing. 332 00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:36,164 And the way you pulled the anchor out... genius! 333 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:39,209 I never thought I'd say this, 334 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,961 but here's your driver's license. 335 00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:51,304 Oh, boy, at long last. 336 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,265 - What are you two doing here? - Huh? 337 00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:57,852 No-one should be on board while I'm tugging the museum to port. 338 00:20:57,894 --> 00:21:00,271 You mean, he wasn't driving this thing at all? 339 00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:02,023 Heck, no! 340 00:21:08,988 --> 00:21:11,615 Ah, don't get so down, kid. 341 00:21:11,657 --> 00:21:13,535 Look, for your false bravery, 342 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:17,038 I'm giving you your honorary sea legs, OK? 343 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,623 Come on, let me buy you an ice cream. 344 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,796 Oh, Gosh! Headlights are on. 345 00:21:25,838 --> 00:21:28,299 Don't touch anything, you twit! 346 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:32,929 Run! 347 00:21:39,227 --> 00:21:40,770 Good thing you studied.