1 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,066 Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! 2 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:43,151 It's a code blue situation! 3 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:45,779 Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call. 4 00:00:45,821 --> 00:00:48,407 Uh, sure thing, Mr. K. 5 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,535 Mr. Krabs! You gotta get out here! 6 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:53,579 It's a code blue situation! 7 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,038 Code blue? 8 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,040 What's the matter, boy? 9 00:00:57,082 --> 00:01:00,335 I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life! 10 00:01:00,377 --> 00:01:02,755 Man alive! He's taking us down! 11 00:01:04,381 --> 00:01:08,761 Get ready, Krabs, for the surprise of your life! 12 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,305 Brace yourselves! 13 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,685 Huh? 14 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:21,273 Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? 15 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:24,777 I guess he's finally given up on the restaurant business. 16 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,570 Couldn't take the competition. 17 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:33,285 What is that? 18 00:01:35,788 --> 00:01:39,165 Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom! 19 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:42,920 Behold my Imperial Chum Coliseum! 20 00:01:46,965 --> 00:01:49,635 I vow to introduce to this fair city 21 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:53,012 culture in the form of hand-to-hand grappling. 22 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,520 I intend to enrich your lives culturally 23 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:02,815 by exhibiting the moist spectacle 24 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,651 of gladiators in mortal conflict. 25 00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:12,574 My corporate underwriters told me to mention that it's free! 26 00:02:14,952 --> 00:02:19,331 Come one, come all. Remember, kids love gladiators. 27 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:23,209 Wow! Real-life conflict? For free? 28 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:25,420 Let the horror show begin! 29 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:38,308 Oh, Karen, even though you're just a frigid machine, 30 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,727 your circuits must be welling with emotion 31 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,145 at my latest achievement. 32 00:02:42,187 --> 00:02:44,731 Yes, my resistors are simply gushing 33 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,817 from their copper-foil traces. 34 00:02:46,859 --> 00:02:50,821 This will prove to be my greatest evil scheme ever! 35 00:02:50,863 --> 00:02:52,071 That's what you said 36 00:02:52,113 --> 00:02:54,658 when you tried to boil Krabs in a bisque. 37 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,202 I can still feel the burns. 38 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,746 Which is why I've removed all molten liquid 39 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,331 from this maneuver. 40 00:03:01,373 --> 00:03:05,460 And it's why this time I will be the one with all the customers! 41 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:09,923 And Krabs will be the pathetic one in an empty restaurant, 42 00:03:09,965 --> 00:03:12,467 stuck with a computer for a wife! 43 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,093 - Sorry, honey. 44 00:03:16,388 --> 00:03:20,934 Wow! Looks like Plankton finally has some customers. 45 00:03:20,976 --> 00:03:24,604 I agree. It's very suspicious. 46 00:03:24,646 --> 00:03:27,440 And he may have lured a few of our fair-weather customers in 47 00:03:27,482 --> 00:03:29,317 with some cheap entertainment, 48 00:03:29,359 --> 00:03:32,487 but our loyal customers know quality when they taste it. 49 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:34,280 So let's get in there 50 00:03:34,322 --> 00:03:37,200 and serve them up a burger they tell grand-guppies about. 51 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,121 Where's my loyal customers? 52 00:03:42,163 --> 00:03:44,165 They've taken their grand-guppies 53 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:46,418 to see guts and gore across the street. 54 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:50,463 That lower lifeform can slander my name 55 00:03:50,505 --> 00:03:52,298 and desecrate my mother's grave. 56 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:53,759 I'm right here. 57 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,263 But when he steals my customers, then I push back! 58 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,766 Gentlemen, to the coliseum! 59 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,858 This wreaks of evil! 60 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,944 And I'm gonna sniff out the source. 61 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,576 Welcome, one and all, 62 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:24,706 to the First Bi-Annual Big Arena of Annihilation! 63 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:30,420 - Whoo! 64 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,631 Brought to you by yours truly. 65 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:36,802 So without further ado, let the mauling begin! 66 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,430 Alright! 67 00:04:40,472 --> 00:04:42,557 - Yay! 68 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,483 Whoo! Isn't this a boat load of fun, Squidward? 69 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:54,069 I can't wait to see the poor sucker 70 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:56,113 who has to go up against that beast! 71 00:04:56,154 --> 00:05:00,325 You call this fun? This is just cheap, uncultured lay-sport. 72 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:03,244 Now release the opponent! 73 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:05,914 - Yes! Go! 74 00:05:15,256 --> 00:05:16,341 Patrick? 75 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:22,014 How could they? This is horrible! 76 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:26,392 This is fabulous! 77 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:30,730 Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! 78 00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:36,153 - Alright! 79 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:41,240 That pink dimwit doesn't stand a chance 80 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,326 with those sausages round his throat. 81 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:45,453 As soon as the smell of sausage 82 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:48,040 hits that ravenous lionfish's nostrils, 83 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:51,626 he'll be over Patrick like mold on shower curtain! 84 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,753 Rip his sausages off! 85 00:05:56,631 --> 00:05:59,051 Nice kitty. 86 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:02,428 Here, kitty. Want a sausage? 87 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:06,808 A nice... delicious... mmm, tasty... 88 00:06:08,351 --> 00:06:10,896 sausage! 89 00:06:12,313 --> 00:06:14,399 Spawn of a gefilte fish! 90 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:19,487 I can't sit here and watch this! That's my best friend out there. 91 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:28,872 Huh? 92 00:06:28,914 --> 00:06:30,415 - Patrick! - What? 93 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:33,710 Oh, it's you. How's it going, buddy? 94 00:06:33,752 --> 00:06:35,503 No time for chit-chat. Get in! 95 00:06:35,545 --> 00:06:38,048 - Hurry up, Nelly! 96 00:06:40,175 --> 00:06:41,593 Boring! 97 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,929 I want to see some body parts! 98 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:44,971 Ma! 99 00:06:46,681 --> 00:06:48,391 This is ridiculous! 100 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:51,937 I order a simple, brutal mauling for my denizens, 101 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,772 and I get a circus act! 102 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,357 Time for Phase Two. 103 00:06:57,776 --> 00:07:00,112 Chum on a stick! Get your fresh chum right here! 104 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:02,572 Some chum for you, miss? 105 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:05,408 Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled 106 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:07,202 is making me a bit hungry. 107 00:07:07,244 --> 00:07:11,456 Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality! 108 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:14,209 - Why, thank you! - Just $10, please. 109 00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:16,795 $10? Why would I pay $10 110 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:20,006 when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for $1? 111 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,925 Exactly! 112 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:24,719 You don't get this kind of entertainment 113 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:26,471 with a Krabby Patty, do you? 114 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,556 No, I suppose not. 115 00:07:28,598 --> 00:07:30,892 $10 or the fight's off. 116 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:34,020 - Ugh. Fine. Whatever. - There you are. 117 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:37,523 I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you already. 118 00:07:41,278 --> 00:07:44,239 That was appalling! What was in that? 119 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:46,365 Oh, just the usual ingredients. 120 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:49,995 Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout, 121 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:52,080 and a sprinkle of anchor rust. 122 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:58,878 Oh, barnacles! That's foul! 123 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:09,097 Now, I've been waiting for 20 years 124 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:11,850 to have the amount of customers Krabs sees every day. 125 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,770 And I won't let that be ruined because the show's "boring" 126 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:17,689 or the food's "inedible." 127 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:21,109 So sit down, enjoy the show and buy some chum! 128 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:26,823 What do we do now, Patrick? 129 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:29,075 Don't worry, I'm already doing it. 130 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:34,247 No! Patrick, now is not the time for eating! 131 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:38,001 Now is the time to avoid being eaten by that giant... Huh? 132 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,423 That's it, Patrick! He's not chasing us! 133 00:08:44,465 --> 00:08:46,259 He's chasing those tasty, 134 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:49,971 tender, delicious, succulent sausages around your neck! 135 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:58,563 Chum on a stick. Get your chum. What the... 136 00:09:04,569 --> 00:09:08,323 Oh, great. Now how am I gonna entertain the masses? 137 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,244 Hey! Watch where you're... 138 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,788 Oh, dear! 139 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:32,680 Phew. Good thing I thought ahead with that escape door. 140 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:35,683 Try and catch me now, you prissy feline. 141 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,232 No! 142 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:46,986 Nice kitty! Want some chum? 143 00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:54,411 You know, I'm not one to give compliments out lightly, 144 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:56,288 but I gotta hand it to you, boy! 145 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,082 If you didn't throw those sausages into the audience, 146 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:01,459 - we would've been dead! - My pleasure! 147 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,211 Yeah, thanks, buddy! 148 00:10:03,253 --> 00:10:06,298 You really saved my behind. No joke! 149 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,759 I think it's safe to say, 150 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:13,012 that no matter how diabolical Plankton's plans may be, 151 00:10:13,054 --> 00:10:16,808 he'll never have the loyalty of my good customers. 152 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,768 One Krabby Patty, please. 153 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:22,855 But of course, my good customer. That'll be $10! 154 00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:25,566 $10? What happened to $1? 155 00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:29,570 Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert? 156 00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,659 Stupid inflation! 157 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,369 Thanks for your business! 158 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,835 Sounds like Squidward ate at Mario's last night. 159 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:29,130 Good thing no-one's around 160 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,132 to notice his embarrassing— 161 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:33,009 Those construction workers! 162 00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:36,179 Squidward will die of embarrassment if they hear him. 163 00:11:36,221 --> 00:11:37,805 Poor Squidward. 164 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:40,557 He must be in too much pain to make courtesy noises. 165 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:44,645 I'll cover for him. 166 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:49,484 Whooooa! 167 00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:51,694 Sorry, fellas. 168 00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:53,946 This sure is a noisy trowel. 169 00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:56,282 Listen to this thing! 170 00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:03,664 I really should get it... 171 00:12:08,669 --> 00:12:10,505 SpongeBob, can you keep it down? 172 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:13,716 I am trying to hone my musical talent here. 173 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,261 You mean that wasn't gastrointestinal distress? 174 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,888 And you guys, do you really think that billboard 175 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:21,558 is more important than my musical genius? 176 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:24,769 Well, sorry. But some of us rather enjoy 177 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,188 the Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra. 178 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,066 Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra? 179 00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:32,360 And we find their public announcements 180 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,446 to be quite interesting. 181 00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:37,865 "Original compositions wanted?" 182 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:40,368 Me? A famous composer? 183 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,751 Thank you, thank you. 184 00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,112 That would be nice. 185 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:20,992 Ew. 186 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:27,624 You've really made him happy. 187 00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:30,293 I know what I've done. 188 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:33,212 OK...? 189 00:13:33,254 --> 00:13:34,839 OK! 190 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:41,387 Pull it together, Squidward. Put your game face on. 191 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,849 That's better. 192 00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,852 Take your time with this one, Squidward. 193 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,817 "Due tomorrow"? 194 00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:59,364 Only one day to write my masterpiece. 195 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,158 Don't worry, Squidward. We'll do it together. 196 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,409 No! 197 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,788 Get out! 198 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:12,877 Patrick! What are you doing here? 199 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,380 Uh, I don't know. 200 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,881 I'm funny? 201 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:23,012 Are you sure you don't need any help, Squidward? 202 00:14:23,054 --> 00:14:24,722 No, thank you. 203 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:27,975 I am a solitary artiste! 204 00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:32,522 SpongeBob? 205 00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:35,941 - Yes, Patrick? - I think I broke my bottom. 206 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:37,776 Broke your... 207 00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:40,321 Oh, Patrick, you're a card... Whoa! 208 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,908 Yeah. 209 00:14:47,579 --> 00:14:50,373 Ah! Much better. 210 00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:52,542 Patrick, you should see a doctor. 211 00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:54,126 I can't see a doctor. 212 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,504 My job doesn't provide me with health insurance. 213 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:59,173 - What job is that? - Exactly. 214 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,302 I'm a genius. 215 00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:06,389 The doctor will see you now, Mr. Star. 216 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,614 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 217 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,283 Can't you two be quiet for one day? 218 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,368 My composition is due tomorrow. 219 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:30,955 Oh, no. No-no-no-no-no-no-no! My patient is very sick. 220 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,957 Hey, I broke my butt. 221 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,755 Become famous, revenge later. 222 00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:40,214 Come on. 223 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,261 Be inspired. 224 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,648 Brilliant. 225 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,326 No! 226 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:13,122 Why? Why? Why? Oh, why? 227 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:26,177 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. 228 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:50,159 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 229 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,774 I did it! Mwah! 230 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:24,694 Yes! 231 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:30,366 I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! And I did it! 232 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:33,035 Did what? 233 00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:39,876 Here you go, maestro. My masterpiece. 234 00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:45,172 Hmm. Oh. Very unusual. 235 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:47,550 I think we have our winner, Mr. Tentacles. 236 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:53,055 Good evening, music lovers of Bikini Bottom. 237 00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,182 Tonight, the premiere of a symphony 238 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:59,019 written by one of our own, Squidward Tentacles. 239 00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:52,072 Huh? 240 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:03,375 I wrote down everything I heard? 241 00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,549 Ow! 242 00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:17,097 Oh! That's gonna leave a mark! 243 00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:16,156 Whoo-hoo! 244 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,072 That poor guy! 245 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,121 Patrick, get off of me! 246 00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:22,723 Now that's what I call music. 247 00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:25,267 That little yellow guy is awesome. 248 00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:27,436 Let us not forget the tubby starfish. 249 00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:30,564 Yeah, but the real genius is the composer. 250 00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:33,109 Squidward! Squidward! 251 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:37,029 Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! 252 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,533 Wow, Squidward, they really like you. 253 00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:43,661 Just don't get a swelled head.