1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:09,126 Seven, six, five, four, three, two... 2 00:00:09,168 --> 00:00:13,464 Open for business! 3 00:00:13,506 --> 00:00:14,673 Yah. Woo[!] 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,633 Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, can I do it today? 5 00:00:16,675 --> 00:00:18,135 Huh-huh? Can I? Can I do it? 6 00:00:18,177 --> 00:00:21,847 I suppose you can have the honor today, lad. 7 00:00:24,475 --> 00:00:26,352 27, 28... 8 00:00:32,983 --> 00:00:34,402 Freshness, check! 9 00:00:34,444 --> 00:00:36,987 Buns, check! 10 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:39,240 Fresh patties... 11 00:00:44,495 --> 00:00:45,871 check! 12 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,999 Oh, silly me. I'm forgetting one more minor detail. 13 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,626 Oh, yeah! 14 00:00:51,668 --> 00:00:55,298 Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just you? 15 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,928 "Two Krabby Patties." 16 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:05,475 "P.S. SpongeBob you're an idiot. Love, Squidward." 17 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:07,435 Oh, love you too, Squiddy! 18 00:01:07,477 --> 00:01:10,813 Two Krabby Patties comin' right up... 19 00:01:14,024 --> 00:01:15,651 Hmm... 20 00:01:19,196 --> 00:01:24,076 Gotcha! 21 00:01:31,626 --> 00:01:33,961 This thing is stuck pretty good! 22 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:44,096 I guess this is it. 23 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:53,481 Oh! You really saved me... 24 00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:04,659 Hey, a splinter! 25 00:02:04,699 --> 00:02:05,993 OK, well it's been nice knowing ya, 26 00:02:06,035 --> 00:02:08,871 but you have got to go... now. 27 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:12,249 OK. Out we go. Whoa, that kinda hurts. 28 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,793 Come on. Oh, that really hurts. 29 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,129 Oh, barnacles, this hurts! 30 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:22,343 Conk shelled manatees! This is painful! 31 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:32,436 OK. You're tough, you're smart, you are charming. 32 00:02:32,478 --> 00:02:34,438 But you're still no match for me! 33 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,525 Look! A bald eagle with a moustache! 34 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:42,946 OK, fine, stay. 35 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:45,658 But I hope you like making Krabby Patties. 36 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,660 Excuse me, sir, but, um, 37 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,371 I ordered a couple Krabby Patties a while ago, 38 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:52,498 and I'm wondering when they'll be out. 39 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:57,920 It looks like I'm crushing your face. 40 00:02:57,961 --> 00:03:00,923 - So will they be ready soon? 41 00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:03,133 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't move too much. It ruins it. 42 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:08,514 Ow! Ow! Ow! 43 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,307 You're making this a little difficult. 44 00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:12,476 Luckily, I am ambidextrous! 45 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,155 Perfection! 46 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,330 - I hear you. I hear you. - OK, good! 47 00:03:33,372 --> 00:03:35,666 Cos these two Krabby Patties are ready! 48 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,462 - SpongeBob? - Yes? 49 00:03:39,503 --> 00:03:41,714 - Can I ask you something? - Yes. 50 00:03:41,756 --> 00:03:44,550 - What's that? - What's what? 51 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,303 - You know. 52 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:48,804 Know what? 53 00:03:48,845 --> 00:03:50,055 - This? - What? 54 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,725 - This thing here. - What thing where? 55 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:56,186 The spatula... tied to your nose! 56 00:03:56,228 --> 00:04:00,483 This! Well, you see, this got stuck up there! 57 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:02,818 So I stacked stuff and climbed up to reach it. 58 00:04:02,859 --> 00:04:05,613 I reached to grab it. I got it, but then I fell and I screamed! 59 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:07,281 I was sure I was dead. But I wasn't. 60 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:08,783 Then I got this splinter... 61 00:04:08,824 --> 00:04:11,452 Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? 62 00:04:11,494 --> 00:04:13,621 I got this really bad splinter. See? 63 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:15,956 I couldn't hold the spatula so I used my nose! 64 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:18,083 - Makes sense now, right? - Oh, yeah. 65 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,460 That makes perfect sense. 66 00:04:19,502 --> 00:04:21,837 You're a half-wit who injured himself at work 67 00:04:21,878 --> 00:04:23,631 being a nit-wit. 68 00:04:23,673 --> 00:04:25,508 Good one, Squiddy! 69 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:28,302 Injury! Your brain is injured. 70 00:04:29,512 --> 00:04:31,472 Wait a minute! 71 00:04:31,514 --> 00:04:34,558 Did you say you got that splinter injury at work? 72 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,935 - Yeah. - Oh. 73 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,814 - That's not good. - I know. It hurts so bad. 74 00:04:39,855 --> 00:04:43,192 Yeah, when Mr. Krabs finds out, oh, man. 75 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:46,236 - Finds out what? - Finds out about this injury! 76 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:47,321 You mean, my splinter? 77 00:04:47,363 --> 00:04:49,615 He'll be forced to send you home. 78 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,950 H-h-home? But I'm fine. 79 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,410 Here, let me take this for you. 80 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:55,204 Why? Hey, wait. I'm fine! 81 00:04:55,245 --> 00:04:57,707 It was a good shift while it lasted. 82 00:04:57,748 --> 00:05:00,000 While it lasted? What are you doing? 83 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,212 Wh-why are you... 84 00:05:03,253 --> 00:05:06,048 I know it's hard to say goodbye. 85 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:07,633 But, Squidward, I'm fine! 86 00:05:12,638 --> 00:05:15,307 - See, see. - Oh, I believe you, SpongeBob. 87 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,059 But unfortunately, 88 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,854 the rules clearly state you must be sent home. 89 00:05:19,894 --> 00:05:21,689 No! Anything but that! Please, Squidward. 90 00:05:21,731 --> 00:05:22,939 You can't let this happen! 91 00:05:22,981 --> 00:05:26,777 You can't let them force me away. 92 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:28,821 Sorry. The rules are the rules. 93 00:05:31,615 --> 00:05:34,618 Yeah, it'll be pretty quiet around here 94 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,746 with Mr. Krabs sending you home early and all. 95 00:05:36,787 --> 00:05:39,206 I just hope we'll make it through 96 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:42,292 the whole rest of this day without you here. 97 00:05:48,632 --> 00:05:49,966 Please, Squidward! 98 00:05:50,008 --> 00:05:54,722 Don't tell Mr. Krabs! 99 00:05:54,764 --> 00:05:58,851 What? Me? Tell Mr. Krabs? Oh, no. 100 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:00,811 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 101 00:06:00,853 --> 00:06:02,688 No, no, no, no, no, no. 102 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,607 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 103 00:06:04,648 --> 00:06:05,691 No. 104 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,735 Phew! 105 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:09,695 - Well, maybe. 106 00:06:10,863 --> 00:06:13,783 I don't have to tell Mr. Krabs... 107 00:06:13,824 --> 00:06:16,744 because he already knows! 108 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:31,675 - He does? - Oh, yeah! 109 00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:34,511 Krabs has preternatural instincts 110 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,388 when it comes to situations like this. 111 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,391 It's almost as if when something's amiss 112 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:44,480 in his restaurant... he can smell it! 113 00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:58,368 These quarters smell sad! 114 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:02,706 You're not planning on getting a refill with 'em, are ya? 115 00:07:02,748 --> 00:07:04,500 No, I wasn't! 116 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:11,465 You're right, Squidward! I need help! 117 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:16,553 Please, pick up! Please, pick up! Please, pick up! 118 00:07:20,516 --> 00:07:21,976 - Patrick? - Yeah? 119 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:24,854 Thank goodness you're there! I got a splinter... 120 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:26,647 Mm-hmm. I see! 121 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:30,693 Well, I'm pretty booked today, but I think I can fit you in. 122 00:07:30,734 --> 00:07:33,612 - Thanks, Patrick! - No problem! 123 00:07:36,991 --> 00:07:40,369 You called the right person, Mr. SpongeBob. 124 00:07:41,787 --> 00:07:46,291 Now let's see where the problem's at. 125 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,879 Hmm. Interesting. 126 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,505 Uh, Patrick? 127 00:07:54,591 --> 00:07:57,386 Hmm. Interesting. 128 00:07:57,427 --> 00:07:58,595 Patrick? 129 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:08,146 - Patrick, this isn't helping! - Oh! I'm sorry[!] 130 00:08:09,606 --> 00:08:12,609 I didn't realize you were a doctor! 131 00:08:12,651 --> 00:08:15,195 - I'm not! - I'm sure you can figure it out 132 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:17,614 with your 12 years of med school. 133 00:08:17,656 --> 00:08:19,867 - You didn't go to med school! - So? 134 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:22,244 Patrick, sorry. I really need your help! 135 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:25,288 Oh, no. It looks like you have things under control. 136 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:30,419 Please, Patrick! I don't wanna go home early! 137 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:34,464 OK! But we play by my rules, SquareBob. 138 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,302 Well, here's your problem! 139 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:43,515 But don't you worry, buddy. We're gonna make it go away! 140 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,684 Thanks, Patrick. You're a lifesaver! 141 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:59,615 There appears to be a little bit of swelling. 142 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:04,286 This garbage compress should help that go down. 143 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,918 That doesn't look good. 144 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,088 - Yeah, but my shift is over. 145 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,675 Call me in the morning. If you can still dial a phone. 146 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:24,765 - What's that? - What's what? 147 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:28,102 - Behind yer back! - You mean this? 148 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:31,063 Put yer hat on, boy! Show some company pride! 149 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:33,649 Company pride, of course! 150 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,525 - Uh, SpongeBob? - Yes? 151 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,694 Have you always had three legs? 152 00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:40,906 - Yes. - Interesting. 153 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,240 What's this about a splinter 154 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,034 Squidward's been telling me all about? 155 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,038 - All right, boy! Let's see it! 156 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,583 Come on, SpongeBob. It's just a little splinter. 157 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:55,129 I mean, how bad could it... 158 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,380 Oh, merciful Neptune! 159 00:09:58,507 --> 00:10:02,094 - OK. No problem. No problem. 160 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:14,356 - Problem sol... 161 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,235 Phew! For a second there, 162 00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:21,446 I thought I was going to have to pay you 163 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,865 workman's compensation. 164 00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:24,741 What's worker's compensation? 165 00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:28,370 You know, when you get paid for sitting at home. 166 00:10:28,411 --> 00:10:31,999 You mean, I can get paid while I'm at home? 167 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:35,044 What do ya think "compensation" stands for? 168 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,882 Uh, Squidward? 169 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,347 Can I get my compensation now? 170 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:50,517 Sorry, Squidward. Your shift ended over two minutes ago. 171 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,885 Huh? What's that? 172 00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:27,512 Hmm. Must be hearing things. 173 00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:34,561 Ah. Smell that fresh morning sea. 174 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:41,275 Huh? Must be hearing things, again. 175 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,159 - What is that noise? 176 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:55,999 I should've guessed. Its too early for this. 177 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:01,171 All right, you two. 178 00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:03,882 What is the meaning of this? 179 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,299 "What is the meaning of this?" 180 00:12:10,222 --> 00:12:12,599 We're slide whistling! 181 00:12:12,641 --> 00:12:14,810 Don't ya mean, "Playing the slide whistle"? 182 00:12:14,851 --> 00:12:16,895 Squidward, slide whistling is more 183 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,981 than just simply tooting on an instrument. 184 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:21,399 It's a way of life. Lets show him, Patrick! 185 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:26,320 Hey! Get outta here... Huh? 186 00:12:27,656 --> 00:12:29,992 All right, you two morons, show yourselves. 187 00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:34,163 Do you see, Squidward? 188 00:12:34,204 --> 00:12:35,622 Slide whistling can add 189 00:12:35,664 --> 00:12:38,625 a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life. 190 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:42,587 I don't need zest. I need you outta my lamp shade! 191 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,673 - Huh? 192 00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,340 Get outta there! 193 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:53,974 - Just get outta there! 194 00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:01,023 OK, that's enough. You've had your fun. 195 00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:03,817 True, Squidward, true. We have had our fun. 196 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:06,528 But you know what's twice as much fun? 197 00:13:06,569 --> 00:13:08,530 Twice as many slide whistles! 198 00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:11,533 - After you, my good man. - Thanks, buddy! 199 00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:18,372 - Not the windows again! 200 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,837 Gotcha! They're gone! 201 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:26,131 Now if they would just stay outta my house, 202 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:30,635 I might be able to enjoy a little "squid time." 203 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:35,557 Huh? 204 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:19,393 - I gotta get outta here! 205 00:14:21,853 --> 00:14:25,023 Look, Patrick, Squidward's finally playing along. 206 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,613 Go away! Can't you idiots take a hint? 207 00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:16,158 I think I lost 'em. 208 00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:24,040 How would you like it if someone did this to you? 209 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,921 - All right! 210 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:55,447 Wow, Squidward. You have got quite an ear for music. 211 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,990 Don't you... I do? 212 00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:59,368 Yes, my friend. You have got the goods! 213 00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:03,455 Well, heh, that is true. 214 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:04,998 Play more, maestro! 215 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,292 Me 'n' Patrick wanna dance to your sweet tunes! 216 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,629 Well, if you insist. 217 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,341 Oh, we insist! 218 00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,676 OK! 219 00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:31,941 - Hello? 220 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,485 That's unusual. 221 00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:38,448 What is this? 222 00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:42,411 Who's there? 223 00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:45,330 Who's back here? 224 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,128 All right, this isn't funny! 225 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,506 Come on, jerk! Think you can mess with me? 226 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,140 Watch this! 227 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,486 Someone, help! Baby assaulter! 228 00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:21,491 - Assault your own baby. 229 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,577 - Hey, get back here! 230 00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:27,080 If you say so. 231 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,129 Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 232 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:38,883 Probably not. 233 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,473 Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. 234 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,683 I promise it'll never happen again. 235 00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:52,606 Can I help y... 236 00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:53,898 Liar! 237 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,901 She's not lying. She speaks the truth. 238 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,571 Someone wicked has disturbed our city, Frank. 239 00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,573 But... who would do such a thing? 240 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:05,201 Squidward! Squidward Tentacles. He lives on Conch Drive. 241 00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:06,620 - What? - Yes! 242 00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:09,872 We must capture him! He must pay for his wrongdoings! 243 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,375 He's gonna pay! He's gonna pay with interest! 244 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:17,547 Come on! Let's get him! 245 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,138 Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this all too far? 246 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,556 He's only a block away. 247 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,021 - What do you make of it, Sarge? - A full scale riot! 248 00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,981 I'm calling back-up. Get me the K-9 unit. 249 00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:49,078 Would you like some more? 250 00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:58,505 Wait. Wait, you stupid worms. 251 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:03,218 I was supposed to retire this week! 252 00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:07,930 Let's give 'em a grand finale they'll never forget! 253 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,153 Huh? What is that? 254 00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:29,994 I can't work under these conditions. 255 00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:39,671 Now you're in the driver's seat, Squiddy! 256 00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,429 This is great! 257 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,396 Well, Plankton finally got what he deserved. 258 00:19:56,438 --> 00:19:58,273 - Whoa! Stop! 259 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:14,456 Ha! I've never felt so alive! 260 00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:21,379 I don't wanna stop! 261 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,799 Uh, Squidward? Are you sure you don't wanna stop? 262 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,301 What are you talking about, nitwit? 263 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:27,927 Up ahead! 264 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,304 What "up ahead"? 265 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:59,501 Dr. Forrest, dial 118, please. Dr. Forrest. 266 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,419 Your friend is very lucky. 267 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,087 If it wasn't for that slide whistle 268 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,631 getting lodged in his throat, 269 00:21:04,673 --> 00:21:06,966 the rescue team might have never found him! 270 00:21:08,176 --> 00:21:10,512 His yelling, or whistling, I should say, 271 00:21:10,553 --> 00:21:12,972 under all that rubble, saved his life. 272 00:21:13,014 --> 00:21:15,767 Doctor, why did you leave the whistle in his throat? 273 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:20,522 Unfortunately we don't have the technology to remove it yet. 274 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:23,775 But on the bright side, he can still communicate with it! 275 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,612 Wow, Squidward, listen to you! 276 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,281 You're getting better already! Here, we'll help!