1 00:01:01,493 --> 00:01:02,787 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,664 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:01:04,705 --> 00:01:06,207 I can't hear you! 4 00:01:06,249 --> 00:01:08,126 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:01:59,593 --> 00:02:03,639 Mmm. This is how to live. Isn't it my friend? 6 00:02:03,681 --> 00:02:06,100 - You said it, buddy. 7 00:02:38,299 --> 00:02:41,386 - He's amazing. - I'll say. 8 00:02:56,692 --> 00:02:58,111 Whoa! 9 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,582 Who is that guy? 10 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:15,461 That's Larry the Lobster. He's, like, livin' large! 11 00:03:15,502 --> 00:03:19,048 - What's your secret, Larry? - Well, you gotta take risks. 12 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:22,343 Live on the edge. 13 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,557 Ooh! 14 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:37,400 And you can't, uh, and you can't... 15 00:03:39,902 --> 00:03:41,695 And you can't live like these two. 16 00:03:41,737 --> 00:03:44,615 Just look at them. Spineless. 17 00:03:45,908 --> 00:03:47,201 Weak. 18 00:03:48,119 --> 00:03:49,787 Afraid of their own shadows. 19 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,001 Pathetic. 20 00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:58,171 Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives? 21 00:03:58,212 --> 00:03:59,588 I'll tell you how. 22 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,216 By living each day as if it were their last. 23 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:03,968 How do we do that? 24 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,179 By living like me. Larry. 25 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:09,098 - But what's tha— - Up. Up. Up. Up. 26 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:11,767 By livin'... 27 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:13,269 like Larry. 28 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:17,898 Livin' like Larry. 29 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,775 Livin' like Larry. 30 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,404 Livin' like Larry. 31 00:04:23,446 --> 00:04:26,449 Livin' like Larry. 32 00:04:40,338 --> 00:04:42,382 - This is bogus. - What's that, Pat? 33 00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:45,385 SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives 34 00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:47,636 and you wanna waste them blowing bubbles? 35 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,763 We should be living in the moment. 36 00:04:49,805 --> 00:04:51,724 We oughta be livin' like Lar... 37 00:04:54,018 --> 00:04:55,269 This is it, SpongeBob. 38 00:04:55,311 --> 00:04:59,565 This is where we redeem our miserable lives. 39 00:04:59,606 --> 00:05:01,401 It's time to start... 40 00:05:04,778 --> 00:05:08,741 livin' like Larry! 41 00:05:08,782 --> 00:05:10,201 Whoo-hoo! 42 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,702 - Whoo! 43 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,959 Whoo-hoo! Ye-haw! Whoo-hoo! 44 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:22,046 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 45 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,840 Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? 46 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,098 I'm livin' like Larry. Whoo-hoo! 47 00:05:35,893 --> 00:05:39,355 Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome. 48 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,608 Hey, Patrick, where you going? 49 00:05:42,649 --> 00:05:46,737 To live, my friend. We are going to live. 50 00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:52,535 This is gonna be the most fun yet. 51 00:06:15,224 --> 00:06:17,143 I don't know about this, Patrick. 52 00:06:17,184 --> 00:06:21,522 You must defeat your reason before you can start... 53 00:06:25,526 --> 00:06:27,903 livin' like Larry! 54 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:32,825 Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob! 55 00:06:32,866 --> 00:06:34,952 This is it! 56 00:07:16,452 --> 00:07:19,497 Come on, SpongeBob. What are you waiting for? Let's go. 57 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:24,084 But, Patrick, where are we going? 58 00:07:24,126 --> 00:07:27,129 Just you wait. It's the ultimate. 59 00:07:31,091 --> 00:07:32,801 What do you think? 60 00:07:33,636 --> 00:07:36,138 And wait till you see the best part. 61 00:07:38,723 --> 00:07:40,893 Hey, you guys? 62 00:07:44,355 --> 00:07:47,525 I don't know, Patrick. This looks really danger— 63 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,697 Here's to livin' like Larry. 64 00:07:52,737 --> 00:07:55,366 Wait a minute. I think you're missing the point. 65 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,994 Livin' like Larry doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, 66 00:07:59,036 --> 00:08:02,331 risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life. 67 00:08:02,373 --> 00:08:07,920 Uh, don't you mean cost us our lives, SpongeBob? 68 00:08:07,961 --> 00:08:11,924 No, Patrick. I mean your life. I'm not going. 69 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:16,512 I see. And that's your final word on the subject? 70 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,347 Mm-hmm. 71 00:08:18,389 --> 00:08:19,973 I feel sorry for you. 72 00:08:20,015 --> 00:08:22,184 Whoo-hoo! 73 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,938 - Yeah! - [shredding, chomping] 74 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,242 I wonder how Patrick's doing 75 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,327 with his livin' like Larry thing. 76 00:08:40,369 --> 00:08:42,496 SpongeBob. 77 00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:47,251 SpongeBob! 78 00:08:54,841 --> 00:08:56,594 You were right, SpongeBob. 79 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,513 I went too far. I went too far! 80 00:08:59,555 --> 00:09:03,768 It's OK, buddy. I think you've learned your lesson, hmm? 81 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:04,935 Uh-huh. 82 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,187 Don't make us come in there, kid. 83 00:09:07,229 --> 00:09:10,857 You just let me handle those guys out there. 84 00:09:13,527 --> 00:09:15,404 Gentlemen, gentlemen. 85 00:09:16,739 --> 00:09:19,283 I know that you might be angry with my friend 86 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,785 for his shenanigans, 87 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,869 but you are not the only victim. 88 00:09:22,911 --> 00:09:26,081 His reckless thrill chasing has left him a hollow shell 89 00:09:26,123 --> 00:09:28,083 of his former self. Just look. 90 00:09:29,627 --> 00:09:31,128 So, let me assure you, 91 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:34,548 his days of "living in the moment" are over. 92 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:37,050 Can you not forgive him for whatever he did? 93 00:09:41,054 --> 00:09:43,599 Sure, pal. Sure. 94 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,978 By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? 95 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:55,027 He knocked over our motorcycles. 96 00:10:02,326 --> 00:10:05,120 So scared. Adrenaline pumping. 97 00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:09,500 Spine tingling. Endorphins rushing! 98 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,503 I've never felt so alive! 99 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,422 Oh, yeah, baby, yeah! 100 00:10:15,464 --> 00:10:18,008 This is what Patrick was talking about. 101 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,927 This is really living in the moment. 102 00:10:20,969 --> 00:10:24,682 Oh, yeah! This. Is. Life! 103 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,517 Whoo! Whoo! 104 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,769 Oh, yes! Whoo! 105 00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:32,815 Now I am really livin' like Larry! 106 00:10:32,857 --> 00:10:34,107 Whoa! 107 00:10:34,149 --> 00:10:36,985 Are you sure about this, SpongeBob? 108 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,279 What happened to being in the moment? 109 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:43,116 I don't know, SpongeBob. This looks pretty dangerous. 110 00:10:43,158 --> 00:10:45,118 Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy. 111 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,120 Now we're really livin' like Larry! 112 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,710 Well, will you look at that. 113 00:10:58,215 --> 00:11:01,009 Now there's two guys who know how to live. 114 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,928 Prepare for countdown. 115 00:11:02,969 --> 00:11:05,806 I'm proud of them. 116 00:11:05,848 --> 00:11:07,057 Wait a minute. 117 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,268 With that angle of trajectory 118 00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:12,104 they'll land right in Ripper's Reef. 119 00:11:12,145 --> 00:11:14,314 They'll be ripped to shreds! 120 00:11:15,649 --> 00:11:18,736 Wait! Don't do it! Stop! 121 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:22,281 Three, two, one, lift off. 122 00:11:23,699 --> 00:11:25,200 Drat! 123 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:30,539 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 124 00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:32,708 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 125 00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:44,136 Whoa! 126 00:11:47,514 --> 00:11:51,310 Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally. 127 00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:55,606 I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves. 128 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,690 Look! 129 00:11:57,942 --> 00:11:59,819 Uh-oh. 130 00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:17,210 Hey, what are you two lazy bones doing lying around? 131 00:12:17,252 --> 00:12:19,672 There's a really cool ramp down the hall. 132 00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:21,256 I got room for two more. 133 00:12:21,298 --> 00:12:22,842 What would Larry do? 134 00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:26,553 What would Larry do? 135 00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:28,848 I'll show you what Larry would do! 136 00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:30,683 Come here! 137 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,392 Come here, I said! 138 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,646 Hey! 139 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,918 Whoo! Yeah! 140 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,759 I thought you left your swimsuit at home. 141 00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:08,554 No. I just didn't want it to get all wrinkled up! 142 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,347 Last one in is a rotten egg! 143 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,434 Rotten eggs? 144 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,364 - Honey. - Huh? 145 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,576 You're not using that Tan Accelerator again, are you? 146 00:13:30,617 --> 00:13:33,996 Oh, don't pretend like you don't love it! 147 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,004 - Good work, man! 148 00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,756 I see you've read my book! 149 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:47,927 - Craig Mammalton? - The tannest man on TV? 150 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:51,137 None other! 151 00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:56,769 Oh, look at those gorgeous wrinkles! 152 00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:58,771 What, these? 153 00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:05,819 Oh, and his skin. It's so... leathery! 154 00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:08,739 Well, I don't mean to brag, but... 155 00:14:12,993 --> 00:14:14,745 Who's Craig Mammalton? 156 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,081 You don't know who Craig Mammalton is? 157 00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:19,666 He is, like, so tan! 158 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,878 Legend has it that his tan is so deep 159 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,006 that even his bones are a rich caramel brown! 160 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:28,759 Wow! 161 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,303 His mother must be so proud! 162 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,388 Please, people. Please. 163 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:36,475 There will be plenty of time to admire my body this weekend 164 00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:39,103 at my annual summer shindig! 165 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:49,905 Wow, Patrick! An invitation to our first summer shindig! 166 00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:52,240 And here it is! 167 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,535 Can I help you, little fella? 168 00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:58,162 Seems to be stuck. 169 00:14:58,204 --> 00:15:00,833 Yeah, I don't think this is your type of party. 170 00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:02,960 I don't want to embarrass you guys. 171 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,169 Hey, everyone! Check this out! 172 00:15:06,212 --> 00:15:08,841 But this party is for the pigmentally gifted. 173 00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:12,218 Must be this tan to enter. 174 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,554 And your skin's as light and smooth as, 175 00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:16,140 uh, well, as a baby's bottom. 176 00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,645 Why, thank you. 177 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,898 We did put on a few extra coats of sunscreen today. 178 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,692 In fact... 179 00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:29,653 it's time for another coat. 180 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:34,282 We've gotta look our best. 181 00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:37,870 - Losers! 182 00:15:37,911 --> 00:15:41,289 You're not coming to my party without a tan. 183 00:15:46,461 --> 00:15:49,464 There! Now we've turned your rock into a tanning bed, 184 00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:51,758 we're sure to get tan enough for the party! 185 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,260 Let's just test it out first to be sure. 186 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,314 Hooray! 187 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:09,651 Me first! Me first! 188 00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,207 Patrick! How do you feel? 189 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:27,753 Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial. 190 00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,421 It's Radical! 191 00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:32,091 Radical! 192 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:34,885 Drink it! 193 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,678 My turn! 194 00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:41,975 Remember, Patrick, 15 seconds exactly! 195 00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:45,938 Gotcha! Fifteen seconds, give or take a few minutes. 196 00:16:45,979 --> 00:16:50,316 No, Patrick! Fifteen seconds exactly! It's really import... 197 00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:55,822 It's working! 198 00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:02,955 OK, Patrick! I'm done! 199 00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:06,792 Patrick? Patrick? Are you there? 200 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,668 Patrick? 201 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:11,713 What? Did somebody say something? Huh. 202 00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:13,590 - Hey there! 203 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,759 Is that tan for us? 204 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,052 What? 205 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,556 Uh, Patrick? 206 00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:23,850 It's time for me to get out! 207 00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,692 Do you really have to go, Patrick? 208 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:35,154 Afraid so. Bye, girls. 209 00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:36,655 Bye, Pat. 210 00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:39,741 He's so leathery! 211 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,877 Well, Patrick, how do I look? 212 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,132 Oh, it's you. 213 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,884 You don't look too good. 214 00:17:57,926 --> 00:17:59,928 What, what, what do you mean? 215 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:02,306 - See for yourself. 216 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:05,100 I must've been under the tanning machine too long. 217 00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:09,729 Eww! What are you gonna do? 218 00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:12,398 I'll ask Squidward. He's always so helpful. 219 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,109 He'll know what to do. 220 00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:16,195 Hi, Squidward. 221 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:19,698 What is it now, Sponge... Ghost! 222 00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:23,202 I'm sorry I was so mean to you while you were alive! 223 00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:25,120 Please don't haunt me! 224 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:28,165 Oh, I'm not a ghost Squidward. 225 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,626 I used Patrick's tanning booth and I stayed under too long. 226 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:38,550 Oh, this is too precious! You're sun-bleached! 227 00:18:40,635 --> 00:18:43,263 Looks like you won't be at the party! 228 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,644 Sun-bleached! 229 00:18:49,686 --> 00:18:53,565 Now I'll never get into that party. 230 00:18:53,606 --> 00:18:55,734 Hey! That's quitter talk, mister! 231 00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:57,527 You're going to that party tonight! 232 00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:01,031 What you need is a makeover! 233 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,665 Hmm. Hmm. 234 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,671 Little kelp jerky? 235 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:18,298 Open wide. 236 00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:30,810 What do you think? 237 00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:35,357 I look... amazing! 238 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:37,776 Time to go to the party. 239 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,073 Aww, what cute little baby. 240 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,366 Coochie, coochie. 241 00:19:44,408 --> 00:19:46,451 Monster! 242 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,710 Hey, buddy. You look like you could use an ice cream. 243 00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:05,804 Oh, yeah, that hit the spot. 244 00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:07,889 One caramel sundae, please 245 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:13,728 Oh, I think you'll have to go to the party without me, Patrick. 246 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:17,232 There's just no way I can get that golden brown in time. 247 00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:20,526 But that's no reason you shouldn't go... Oh! 248 00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:22,821 - Patrick, why did you... - Can't talk. Working. 249 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,281 No, really, Patrick... 250 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,953 - Ugh. I feel sticky. - Take a look. 251 00:20:31,037 --> 00:20:32,164 Whoo! 252 00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:34,499 Thanks, Patrick! 253 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,043 Uh, I'm stuck. 254 00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:48,930 Nice job, ma'am! Join the party! 255 00:20:48,972 --> 00:20:52,642 But the baby's gonna have to wait outside! 256 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:56,146 But he's a perfect shade of Tropical Toddler! 257 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,856 Yes, but... 258 00:20:58,731 --> 00:21:01,526 Tyler! How could you? 259 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,905 Don't worry, ma'am! He can wait out here with the other rejects. 260 00:21:07,407 --> 00:21:09,493 Oh, no tears, son! We'll get in next year! 261 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,576 Next! 262 00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:12,871 Hey! Hey! Hey! 263 00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:14,747 Looks like you two took my advice! 264 00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:17,376 Nice job, gentlemen! Come on in! 265 00:21:23,923 --> 00:21:27,802 All right, party people, it's time to roll out the portables. 266 00:21:47,531 --> 00:21:52,327 Oh, no! Caramel hardening. Gotta get out of here. 267 00:21:53,786 --> 00:21:56,664 - Patrick? Patrick? - What? 268 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,125 - Can I get a little help here? - Sure thing, pal! 269 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,794 Hey, everybody, make some room! 270 00:22:01,836 --> 00:22:03,796 The floor's all yours! 271 00:22:03,838 --> 00:22:05,715 Knock 'em dead, kid. 272 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,133 No, Patrick! 273 00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,143 So bright! 274 00:22:17,185 --> 00:22:18,895 Honey! Look away! 275 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,612 Nice job! 276 00:22:27,653 --> 00:22:30,156 Your hideous skin ruined the party! 277 00:22:30,198 --> 00:22:33,034 I mean, look at you! Do you hug your mother with that skin? 278 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:39,665 Can you believe this guy crashed your party? 279 00:22:39,707 --> 00:22:40,917 Craig? 280 00:22:42,668 --> 00:22:45,547 I have seen this only one other time. 281 00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:47,424 It's the ultimate tan. 282 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:51,970 He's... sun bleached! 283 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,809 Sun bleached? 284 00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:01,229 This young man... This young hero 285 00:23:01,271 --> 00:23:05,525 should be praised for his dedication to tan-liness. 286 00:23:09,028 --> 00:23:10,572 If you guys are feeling it, 287 00:23:10,614 --> 00:23:13,241 we should all follow in his footsteps. 288 00:23:16,035 --> 00:23:18,163 Frankie! Crank it up! 289 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,178 Patrick, do you think maybe too much sun is a bad thing? 290 00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:38,475 Whatever. I just go with the flow.