Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Mmm. This is how to live. Isn't it my friend?
- You said it, buddy.
- He's amazing. - I'll say.
Whoa!
Who is that guy?
That's Larry the Lobster. He's, like, livin' large!
- What's your secret, Larry? - Well, you gotta take risks.
Live on the edge.
Ooh!
And you can't, uh, and you can't...
And you can't live like these two.
Just look at them. Spineless.
Weak.
Afraid of their own shadows.
Pathetic.
Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives?
I'll tell you how.
By living each day as if it were their last.
How do we do that?
By living like me. Larry.
- But what's tha— - Up. Up. Up. Up.
By livin'...
like Larry.
Livin' like Larry.
- This is bogus. - What's that, Pat?
SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives
and you wanna waste them blowing bubbles?
We should be living in the moment.
We oughta be livin' like Lar...
This is it, SpongeBob.
This is where we redeem our miserable lives.
It's time to start...
livin' like Larry!
Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!
Whoo-hoo! Ye-haw! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob?
I'm livin' like Larry. Whoo-hoo!
Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome.
Hey, Patrick, where you going?
To live, my friend. We are going to live.
This is gonna be the most fun yet.
I don't know about this, Patrick.
You must defeat your reason before you can start...
livin' like Larry!
Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob!
This is it!
Come on, SpongeBob. What are you waiting for? Let's go.
But, Patrick, where are we going?
Just you wait. It's the ultimate.
What do you think?
And wait till you see the best part.
Hey, you guys?
I don't know, Patrick. This looks really danger—
Here's to livin' like Larry.
Wait a minute. I think you're missing the point.
Livin' like Larry doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind,
risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.
Uh, don't you mean cost us our lives, SpongeBob?
No, Patrick. I mean your life. I'm not going.
I see. And that's your final word on the subject?
Mm-hmm.
I feel sorry for you.
Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah! - [shredding, chomping]
I wonder how Patrick's doing
with his livin' like Larry thing.
SpongeBob.
SpongeBob!
You were right, SpongeBob.
I went too far. I went too far!
It's OK, buddy. I think you've learned your lesson, hmm?
Uh-huh.
Don't make us come in there, kid.
You just let me handle those guys out there.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
I know that you might be angry with my friend
for his shenanigans,
but you are not the only victim.
His reckless thrill chasing has left him a hollow shell
of his former self. Just look.
So, let me assure you,
his days of "living in the moment" are over.
Can you not forgive him for whatever he did?
Sure, pal. Sure.
By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky?
He knocked over our motorcycles.
So scared. Adrenaline pumping.
Spine tingling. Endorphins rushing!
I've never felt so alive!
Oh, yeah, baby, yeah!
This is what Patrick was talking about.
This is really living in the moment.
Oh, yeah! This. Is. Life!
Whoo! Whoo!
Oh, yes! Whoo!
Now I am really livin' like Larry!
Whoa!
Are you sure about this, SpongeBob?
What happened to being in the moment?
I don't know, SpongeBob. This looks pretty dangerous.
Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy.
Now we're really livin' like Larry!
Well, will you look at that.
Now there's two guys who know how to live.
Prepare for countdown.
I'm proud of them.
Wait a minute.
With that angle of trajectory
they'll land right in Ripper's Reef.
They'll be ripped to shreds!
Wait! Don't do it! Stop!
Three, two, one, lift off.
Drat!
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Whoa!
Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally.
I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves.
Look!
Uh-oh.
Hey, what are you two lazy bones doing lying around?
There's a really cool ramp down the hall.
I got room for two more.
What would Larry do?
I'll show you what Larry would do!
Come here!
Come here, I said!
Hey!
Whoo! Yeah!
I thought you left your swimsuit at home.
No. I just didn't want it to get all wrinkled up!
Last one in is a rotten egg!
Rotten eggs?
- Honey. - Huh?
You're not using that Tan Accelerator again, are you?
Oh, don't pretend like you don't love it!
- Good work, man!
I see you've read my book!
- Craig Mammalton? - The tannest man on TV?
None other!
Oh, look at those gorgeous wrinkles!
What, these?
Oh, and his skin. It's so... leathery!
Well, I don't mean to brag, but...
Who's Craig Mammalton?
You don't know who Craig Mammalton is?
He is, like, so tan!
Legend has it that his tan is so deep
that even his bones are a rich caramel brown!
Wow!
His mother must be so proud!
Please, people. Please.
There will be plenty of time to admire my body this weekend
at my annual summer shindig!
Wow, Patrick! An invitation to our first summer shindig!
And here it is!
Can I help you, little fella?
Seems to be stuck.
Yeah, I don't think this is your type of party.
I don't want to embarrass you guys.
Hey, everyone! Check this out!
But this party is for the pigmentally gifted.
Must be this tan to enter.
And your skin's as light and smooth as,
uh, well, as a baby's bottom.
Why, thank you.
We did put on a few extra coats of sunscreen today.
In fact...
it's time for another coat.
We've gotta look our best.
- Losers!
You're not coming to my party without a tan.
There! Now we've turned your rock into a tanning bed,
we're sure to get tan enough for the party!
Let's just test it out first to be sure.
Hooray!
Me first! Me first!
Patrick! How do you feel?
Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial.
It's Radical!
Radical!
Drink it!
My turn!
Remember, Patrick, 15 seconds exactly!
Gotcha! Fifteen seconds, give or take a few minutes.
No, Patrick! Fifteen seconds exactly! It's really import...
It's working!
OK, Patrick! I'm done!
Patrick? Patrick? Are you there?
Patrick?
What? Did somebody say something? Huh.
- Hey there!
Is that tan for us?
What?
Uh, Patrick?
It's time for me to get out!
Do you really have to go, Patrick?
Afraid so. Bye, girls.
Bye, Pat.
He's so leathery!
Well, Patrick, how do I look?
Oh, it's you.
You don't look too good.
What, what, what do you mean?
- See for yourself.
I must've been under the tanning machine too long.
Eww! What are you gonna do?
I'll ask Squidward. He's always so helpful.
He'll know what to do.
Hi, Squidward.
What is it now, Sponge... Ghost!
I'm sorry I was so mean to you while you were alive!
Please don't haunt me!
Oh, I'm not a ghost Squidward.
I used Patrick's tanning booth and I stayed under too long.
Oh, this is too precious! You're sun-bleached!
Looks like you won't be at the party!
Sun-bleached!
Now I'll never get into that party.
Hey! That's quitter talk, mister!
You're going to that party tonight!
What you need is a makeover!
Hmm. Hmm.
Little kelp jerky?
Open wide.
What do you think?
I look... amazing!
Time to go to the party.
Aww, what cute little baby.
Coochie, coochie.
Monster!
Hey, buddy. You look like you could use an ice cream.
Oh, yeah, that hit the spot.
One caramel sundae, please
Oh, I think you'll have to go to the party without me, Patrick.
There's just no way I can get that golden brown in time.
But that's no reason you shouldn't go... Oh!
- Patrick, why did you... - Can't talk. Working.
No, really, Patrick...
- Ugh. I feel sticky. - Take a look.
Whoo!
Thanks, Patrick!
Uh, I'm stuck.
Nice job, ma'am! Join the party!
But the baby's gonna have to wait outside!
But he's a perfect shade of Tropical Toddler!
Yes, but...
Tyler! How could you?
Don't worry, ma'am! He can wait out here with the other rejects.
Oh, no tears, son! We'll get in next year!
Next!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Looks like you two took my advice!
Nice job, gentlemen! Come on in!
All right, party people, it's time to roll out the portables.
Oh, no! Caramel hardening. Gotta get out of here.
- Patrick? Patrick? - What?
- Can I get a little help here? - Sure thing, pal!
Hey, everybody, make some room!
The floor's all yours!
Knock 'em dead, kid.
No, Patrick!
So bright!
Honey! Look away!
Nice job!
Your hideous skin ruined the party!
I mean, look at you! Do you hug your mother with that skin?
Can you believe this guy crashed your party?
Craig?
I have seen this only one other time.
It's the ultimate tan.
He's... sun bleached!
Sun bleached?
This young man... This young hero
should be praised for his dedication to tan-liness.
If you guys are feeling it,
we should all follow in his footsteps.
Frankie! Crank it up!
Patrick, do you think maybe too much sun is a bad thing?
Whatever. I just go with the flow.