1 00:00:06,611 --> 00:00:07,904 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR? 2 00:00:08,154 --> 00:00:09,572 PULL UP A SEAT, BOY. 3 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:14,119 MR. KRABS, THERE AREN'T ANY CHAIRS. 4 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:16,495 SIT DOWN. 5 00:00:16,746 --> 00:00:19,291 NOW, YOU'VE WORKED HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BOY. 6 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:22,001 OH, YES, SIR, AND THEY'VE BEEN THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, SIR. 7 00:00:22,252 --> 00:00:26,214 THAT SAD FACT ASIDE, MIDWAY THROUGH TODAY'S LUNCH RUSH 8 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:31,510 WE RAN OUT OF THE SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE SECRET FORMULA. 9 00:00:33,972 --> 00:00:35,514 NO! 10 00:00:36,808 --> 00:00:37,809 LISTEN UP, BOY. 11 00:00:38,184 --> 00:00:40,270 ANY MINUTE NOW, A TRUCK DRIVER IS GOING TO ARRIVE 12 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:43,982 AND I'M ENTRUSTING YOU TO RETRIEVE THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 13 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:47,152 AND I NEED YOU TO DO THIS WITHOUT ANY FOUL-UPS. 14 00:00:47,402 --> 00:00:49,154 UNDERSTAND? 15 00:00:49,404 --> 00:00:50,488 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? 16 00:00:50,738 --> 00:00:52,782 IT'S TIME! 17 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:03,001 NOW GO! 18 00:01:03,042 --> 00:01:04,752 AND MAKE SURE TO GUARD IT WITH YOUR LIFE! 19 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,087 I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 20 00:01:06,129 --> 00:01:07,088 WAIT! 21 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:08,465 YES? 22 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:10,175 IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THAT SECRET INGREDIENT 23 00:01:10,216 --> 00:01:12,469 DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK TO WORK. 24 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:22,479 YOU BOB PANTS? 25 00:01:22,728 --> 00:01:23,855 UH, SPONGEBOB. 26 00:01:24,105 --> 00:01:25,564 CLOSE ENOUGH. 27 00:01:25,815 --> 00:01:27,484 NOW GET OUT OF HERE, KID. 28 00:01:27,525 --> 00:01:29,277 PLENTY OF FOLKS WOULD LOVE TO GET A HOLD OF THAT INGREDIENT. 29 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:31,529 YES, SIR. 30 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:37,160 AND NOW, LET'S GET YOU INTO THE KRABBY PATTIES, SECRET "INGREDIENTY." 31 00:01:40,038 --> 00:01:41,039 WHERE IS IT? 32 00:01:43,749 --> 00:01:45,043 WHERE IS IT, WHERE IS IT? 33 00:01:45,084 --> 00:01:47,462 NO! 34 00:01:47,712 --> 00:01:51,007 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE? 35 00:01:51,049 --> 00:01:52,050 WHAT'S THIS? 36 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,592 A HOLE? 37 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:54,969 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 38 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:57,222 A CLEAN INCISION. 39 00:01:57,472 --> 00:02:01,100 ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE, OR SOMETHING, DID THIS ON PURPOSE. 40 00:02:01,351 --> 00:02:03,644 THAT'S IT! 41 00:02:03,895 --> 00:02:06,022 A THIEF MUST'VE CUT A HOLE AND SWIPED THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 42 00:02:06,272 --> 00:02:07,606 BUT WHO? 43 00:02:07,857 --> 00:02:09,484 Mr. SPONGEBOB! 44 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:10,902 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LOLLYGAGGING ABOUT? 45 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:12,445 GET BACK TO WORK. 46 00:02:12,695 --> 00:02:13,696 , RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 47 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:15,656 HOP TO IT. 48 00:02:15,907 --> 00:02:16,949 THERE'S LOTS OF HUNGRY CUSTOMERS OUT THERE. 49 00:02:19,077 --> 00:02:20,453 MR. KRABS TRUSTED ME, AND I LET HIM DOWN. 50 00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:21,746 HI, SPONGEBOB. 51 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:23,081 HI, PATRICK. 52 00:02:23,331 --> 00:02:24,040 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 53 00:02:24,082 --> 00:02:25,666 - WITH WHAT? - WITH THIS. 54 00:02:30,088 --> 00:02:31,214 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 55 00:02:31,464 --> 00:02:33,091 NOT THAT KIND OF HELP. 56 00:02:33,132 --> 00:02:35,843 THIS USED TO HAVE THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT INSIDE. 57 00:02:36,094 --> 00:02:37,678 BUT NOW, IT'S MISSING. 58 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:38,679 WHAT? 59 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:40,598 SOMEONE STOLE IT, PATRICK. 60 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,891 AND WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO. 61 00:02:41,933 --> 00:02:43,351 FIND OUT! 62 00:02:43,393 --> 00:02:44,810 YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK. 63 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,275 WHAT ARE WE EATING THIS TIME, KAREN? 64 00:02:50,525 --> 00:02:52,485 Computer voice: SOMETHING NEW. 65 00:02:52,777 --> 00:02:55,780 OH, YOU MEAN THE SECRET RECIPE I CAME UP WITH? 66 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,031 AH-HA! 67 00:02:57,282 --> 00:02:58,324 I KNEW IT WAS YOU! 68 00:02:58,575 --> 00:02:59,658 WHAT WAS ME? 69 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,119 OH, COME ON, PLANKTON. 70 00:03:01,369 --> 00:03:02,912 DON'T PLAY DUMB. 71 00:03:02,954 --> 00:03:05,457 YOU KNOW YOU STOLE THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT. 72 00:03:05,706 --> 00:03:06,874 PSH. 73 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:08,251 IS THIS A JOKE? 74 00:03:08,501 --> 00:03:09,502 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 75 00:03:09,752 --> 00:03:10,711 IS IT? 76 00:03:10,962 --> 00:03:12,755 UH... NO? 77 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:16,801 GOOD ONE. 78 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:20,221 ALL RIGHT, NO MORE JOKES. 79 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:22,599 EITHER YOU TELL ME WHERE THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS 80 00:03:22,848 --> 00:03:26,144 OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE OTHER MEANS OF MAKING YOU TALK. 81 00:03:29,314 --> 00:03:31,065 SORRY, I REALLY HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU. 82 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:33,025 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 83 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:36,070 OK, YOU'VE CAUGHT ME. 84 00:03:36,321 --> 00:03:38,697 AND SO, THE TRUTH FLOWETH FORTH. 85 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:41,576 YES, IT IS A KRABBY PATTY. 86 00:03:41,784 --> 00:03:43,578 MM-HM. 87 00:03:43,828 --> 00:03:45,622 BUT IT'S MY VERSION OF A KRABBY PATTY. 88 00:03:47,957 --> 00:03:50,251 AFTER THOUSANDS OF FAILED ATTEMPTS TO STEAL THE RECIPE 89 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:53,004 I LEARNED ALL BUT ONE INGREDIENT NEEDED TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES. 90 00:03:53,296 --> 00:03:55,590 THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT. 91 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,842 THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 92 00:03:58,092 --> 00:03:59,760 OVER THE YEARS, I'VE METHODICALLY GONE THROUGH 93 00:04:00,011 --> 00:04:02,096 ALMOST EVERY LETTER IN THE ALPHABET. 94 00:04:02,347 --> 00:04:05,642 RIGHT NOW, I'M ON THE "R's, AND I'VE GOTTEN UP TO RAW SEWAGE. 95 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:07,893 YUCK! 96 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:09,312 TRY IT. 97 00:04:09,562 --> 00:04:10,688 TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 98 00:04:10,938 --> 00:04:12,231 WELL, HE'S CLEAN. 99 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,025 BUT IF PLANKTON DIDN'T STEAL THE INGREDIENT, WHO DID? 100 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:16,110 GOOD QUESTION. 101 00:04:16,152 --> 00:04:21,366 ONLY SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES IN SCIENCE COULD REVERSE ENGINEER THE RECIPE 102 00:04:21,574 --> 00:04:22,867 BASED ON THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 103 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:24,243 HM, A SCIENTIST. 104 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,252 THERE SHE IS. 105 00:04:35,087 --> 00:04:36,214 YOU HANG BACK. 106 00:04:36,255 --> 00:04:37,382 I'M GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK. 107 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:46,015 OH MY GOSH. 108 00:04:46,265 --> 00:04:48,184 IT IS SANDY. 109 00:04:49,726 --> 00:04:51,646 ENJOYING THEM KRABBY PATTIES, LADY? 110 00:04:51,896 --> 00:04:53,022 SPONGEBOB. 111 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:54,857 HOW LONG YOU BEEN STANDING THERE, BUDDY? 112 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:57,235 OH, LONG ENOUGH, BUDDY. 113 00:04:57,485 --> 00:04:58,903 I WAS JUST STORING FOOD FOR THE IMPENDING WINTER. 114 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:00,196 WANT ONE? 115 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:01,656 I'M ON TO YOU, SQUIRREL. 116 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:06,994 YOU THOUGHT NO ONE COULD FIGURE IT OUT, BUT I PIECED IT TOGETHER. 117 00:05:07,036 --> 00:05:10,039 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU GOT ALL THOSE PATTIES. 118 00:05:10,289 --> 00:05:12,833 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING AT, SPONGEBOB? 119 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:17,255 WHAT I AM GETTING AT IS THAT YOU CLOAKED YOURSELF IN AN INVISIBILITY POTION... 120 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:22,885 SNUCK THROUGH THE SECURITY PERIMETER... 121 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:26,222 WHAT WAS THAT? 122 00:05:26,472 --> 00:05:29,016 HERE'S THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT. 123 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:31,644 THEN USED A TIME-FREEZING DEVICE TO FREEZE TIME... 124 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:37,108 USED A LASER BEAM TO CUT OPEN THE CASE 125 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:40,945 STOLE THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT, REVERSE ENGINEERED IT 126 00:05:40,986 --> 00:05:45,617 AND MADE YOUR OWN PATTIES, SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY. 127 00:05:45,824 --> 00:05:50,829 OR PERHAPS, I WALKED INTO THE KRUSTY KRAB, PURCHASED THEM 128 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,832 AND RECEIVED A RECEIPT FOR THESE LEGALLY OBTAINED PATTIES. 129 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,336 283 KRABBY PATTIES. 130 00:05:58,921 --> 00:06:00,089 THAT'S RIGHT. 131 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,467 I COOKED THIS ORDER. 132 00:06:02,717 --> 00:06:05,094 I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU DIDN'T USE A LASER BEAM OR INVISIBILITY. 133 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:08,097 SPONGEBOB, NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU RUN AROUND ACCUSING PEOPLE OF THINGS 134 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:11,058 MAKE SURE YOUR OWN HOUSE IS IN ORDER FIRST. 135 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:14,019 MY OWN HOUSE, HUH? 136 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:16,021 WHY'D YOU DO IT, GARY? 137 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:20,443 YOU'VE TOLD US THAT STORY 100 TIMES NOW, GARY. 138 00:06:20,693 --> 00:06:22,945 UNFORTUNATELY, MY PARTNER AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR STORIES. 139 00:06:23,195 --> 00:06:25,906 WE WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH. 140 00:06:25,948 --> 00:06:28,117 LOOK, WE KNOW YOU STOLE THE SECRET INGREDIENT, AND IT'S OBVIOUS HOW YOU DID IT. 141 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:31,996 FIRST, YOU HITCHED A RIDE ON A SECURITY CHOPPER. 142 00:06:32,037 --> 00:06:34,373 THEN, JUMPED INTO THE DROP ZONE. 143 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:39,211 AND THEN, WHEN I STOPPED TO PULL UP MY SOCK 144 00:06:39,462 --> 00:06:42,214 YOU SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND DID WHAT ANY SNAIL COULD DO. 145 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:46,135 YOU SHOT CORROSIVE ACID FROM YOUR TEAR DUCTS, WHICH MELTED THE CASE 146 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:49,514 ALLOWING YOU TO STEAL THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 147 00:06:51,098 --> 00:06:52,308 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY. 148 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:53,934 THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. 149 00:06:53,976 --> 00:06:56,061 I NEVER WOULD HAVE STOPPED TO PULL UP MY SOCK DURING A PICKUP. 150 00:06:57,522 --> 00:06:58,356 WHAT'S THAT, GARY? 151 00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:02,360 YOU DID SEE SOMEONE LEAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB 152 00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:04,862 WITH A MYSTERIOUS BLACK CASE THAT NIGHT? 153 00:07:04,903 --> 00:07:08,700 MR. SNAIL, COULD YOU PLEASE DESCRIBE THIS, THIS MARAUDER TO THE SKETCH ARTIST. 154 00:07:13,954 --> 00:07:15,373 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 155 00:07:15,414 --> 00:07:16,833 IT WAS SQUIDWARD. 156 00:07:21,253 --> 00:07:22,672 OPEN UP IN THERE, TENTACLES. 157 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:24,131 WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 158 00:07:24,382 --> 00:07:25,675 WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW... 159 00:07:25,924 --> 00:07:27,092 HE'S NOT COOPERATING. 160 00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:29,053 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 161 00:07:29,094 --> 00:07:30,596 AND ONE, AND... 162 00:07:32,097 --> 00:07:33,766 WE GOT YOU! 163 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:35,518 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE YOUR CRIMES. 164 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:37,562 BUT WE "HEAR-ED" WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 165 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:39,980 IF I CARED, I'D ASK WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 166 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:42,650 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED 167 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,528 BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT YOU STEALING THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT. 168 00:07:45,778 --> 00:07:48,155 AND WE HAVE AN EYEWITNESS WHO SAW YOU LEAVING 169 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:52,034 THE SCENE OF THE CRIME WITH A MYSTERIOUS BLACK CASE. 170 00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:54,203 A CASE LIKE THIS? 171 00:07:54,453 --> 00:07:56,455 YES. 172 00:07:56,706 --> 00:07:58,332 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE KRABBY PATTIES WITHOUT... 173 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:01,460 TAP DANCING SHOES? 174 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:03,671 THAT'S RIGHT. 175 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:05,798 I WAS IN A TAP CONTEST ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION 176 00:08:06,048 --> 00:08:08,967 AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY THIRD PLACE MEDALLION. 177 00:08:09,218 --> 00:08:12,430 I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU DIDN'T STEAL THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 178 00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:19,896 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 179 00:08:25,317 --> 00:08:27,361 MR. KRABS! 180 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:29,739 I DON'T KNOW HOW, SIR, BUT... 181 00:08:29,947 --> 00:08:31,532 BUT SOMEBODY STOLE THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT! 182 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:34,243 SPONGEBOB! 183 00:08:34,493 --> 00:08:36,245 YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF GUARDING THAT SECRET INGREDIENT WITH YOUR LIFE. 184 00:08:36,495 --> 00:08:38,080 I KNOW, MR. KRABS. 185 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:40,875 IT JUST SLIPPED AWAY FROM ME SOMEHOW. 186 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,377 WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS OR CLUES? 187 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:47,423 ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT HAD TO BE SOMEONE WHO KNEW ABOUT THE DELIVERY 188 00:08:47,673 --> 00:08:49,842 AND WAS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB DURING THE DELIVERY. 189 00:08:50,092 --> 00:08:51,928 AND THIS PERSON WOULD HAVE TO KNOW 190 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:55,139 WHAT TO DO WITH THE SECRET INGREDIENT WHEN HE GOT IT. 191 00:08:55,389 --> 00:08:57,934 THAT WOULD BE YOU, SPONGEBOB. 192 00:08:58,183 --> 00:08:59,852 YOU STOLE ME SECRET INGREDIENT. 193 00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,019 ME? 194 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:03,648 THAT'S RIGHT. 195 00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:05,942 AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU CARRIED OUT THIS LITTLE CAPER. 196 00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:09,194 YOU OBVIOUSLY SET UP A DECOY TO TAKE THE DELIVERY. 197 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:13,699 THEN WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING, YOU SWOOPED IN, STOLE THE SECRET INGREDIENT 198 00:09:13,908 --> 00:09:16,034 AND SPIRITED IT AWAY TO THE CHUM BUCKET 199 00:09:16,285 --> 00:09:18,955 WHERE YOU SOLD IT TO PLANKTON TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK. 200 00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:21,206 DON'T TALK. 201 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:23,835 YOU CAN TELL IT TO THE COPS, 'CAUSE I'M CALLING 'EM RIGHT NOW. 202 00:09:24,084 --> 00:09:25,711 NO NEED. 203 00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:27,212 WE HEARD IT ALL FROM THIS BARREL. 204 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:29,507 THEN ARREST THIS THIEF, OFFICER. 205 00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:32,593 MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT THE STOLEN SECRET INGREDIENT? 206 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:36,514 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SPONGEBOB? 207 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:38,891 I'M NOT HOLDING ANY SECRET INGREDIENT. 208 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:41,894 AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU STOLE THE ITEM IN QUESTION? 209 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:44,939 WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL IT STEALING. 210 00:09:45,189 --> 00:09:47,525 AND YOU WERE GONNA LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE FALL FOR THIS LITTLE CAPER. 211 00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:48,860 I CAN EXPLAIN. 212 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:49,986 PLEASE DO. 213 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:52,905 IT'S SIMPLE. 214 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:56,033 $1.99 IS A LOT TO PAY FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT EVERY TIME I GET A DELIVERY 215 00:09:56,283 --> 00:10:00,955 SO I... TOOK IT, TO AVOID PAYING, YOU KNOW. 216 00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:04,000 I THINK JUDGE TROUT WILL BE VERY INTERESTED TO HEAR THIS LITTLE STORY. 217 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:05,960 WHAT? 218 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:07,252 WHAT'D I DO? 219 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,883 ALL RISE. 220 00:10:12,132 --> 00:10:13,676 EUGENE KRABS. 221 00:10:13,926 --> 00:10:15,928 YOUR HONOR. 222 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:19,139 AS PUNISHMENT FOR COMMITTING THE CRIME OF GRAND THEFT 223 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:23,519 I SENTENCE YOU TO GIVE AWAY KRABBY PATTIES FOR FREE ALL DAY TOMORROW. 224 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:27,940 GIVE AWAY ME PATTIES FOR FREE? 225 00:10:27,982 --> 00:10:29,901 OH, NO. 226 00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:31,986 I COULDN'T BEAR THE SIGHT OF THAT. 227 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:38,409 STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR FREE KRABBY PATTIES. 228 00:11:09,273 --> 00:11:12,192 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 229 00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:15,487 Computer voice: What's wrong now? 230 00:11:15,696 --> 00:11:16,655 SAME AS ALWAYS. 231 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:17,990 LOOK. 232 00:11:18,032 --> 00:11:19,825 EMPTY AGAIN. 233 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,159 So what are you gonna do about it? 234 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,745 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! 235 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,333 Why don't you just work on a new recipe? 236 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,126 WHAT'S THE POINT? 237 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:32,004 I HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER IN YEARS. 238 00:11:32,254 --> 00:11:33,881 Male voice: HELLO? 239 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:35,591 AWAY WITH YOU! 240 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,885 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M SELF-LOATHING HERE? 241 00:11:38,134 --> 00:11:39,177 SORRY. 242 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:40,554 I JUST WANTED A CHUM STICK. 243 00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:41,973 WHAT? 244 00:11:42,014 --> 00:11:43,975 YES, I'D LIKE ONE OF YOUR CHUM STICKS. 245 00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,183 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 246 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,852 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 247 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:48,270 I WANT A CHUM STICK. 248 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:49,271 UH, OK. 249 00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:52,942 IF YOU INSIST. 250 00:11:53,191 --> 00:11:54,568 OH NO, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. 251 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:56,028 MM-MM. 252 00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:02,618 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY ENJOYS MY CHUM. 253 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:07,081 NOW, THIS WAS SO GOOD, I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW. 254 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:08,499 HERE YOU GO. 255 00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:09,959 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 256 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:12,044 DID YOU SEE THAT? 257 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:13,211 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO THREATEN HIS LIFE. 258 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:14,755 HE LOVED IT! 259 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:15,798 How'd you pull that off? 260 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,091 WELL, IT'S SIMPLE. 261 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,593 FINALLY, SOMEONE CAME IN WHO HAS GOOD TASTE. 262 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,219 AND HE'S COMING BACK TOMORROW. 263 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:23,179 EXCUSE ME, KAREN, BUT I GOT TO WHIP UP SOME MORE. 264 00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:26,934 NOW, I WAIT. 265 00:12:26,976 --> 00:12:29,061 I WAIT UNTIL HE RETURNS. 266 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:31,271 I WAIT. 267 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:34,066 I WAIT. 268 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:37,987 I WAIT. 269 00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:39,947 I WAIT. 270 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:41,490 French narrator: EIGHT HOURS LATER. 271 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:45,536 HUH, NAT, HELLO? 272 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:47,079 HUH? 273 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,456 WHAT? 274 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:52,918 UGH, IT'S CLOSING TIME. 275 00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:56,130 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 276 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,548 HEY. 277 00:12:57,798 --> 00:12:59,633 WELL, HELLO, NAT. 278 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:01,135 I CAME BACK LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY. 279 00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,179 YOU CERTAINLY DID, DIDN'T YOU? 280 00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:06,765 I'D LIKE ANOTHER CHUM STICK, PLEASE. 281 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:08,475 WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, NAT. 282 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,935 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A QUITE DELECTABLE ONE RIGHT HERE. 283 00:13:10,186 --> 00:13:11,854 OH, BOY. 284 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:17,526 IS IT OK? 285 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:19,862 OK? 286 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:22,073 IT'S PERFECTION! 287 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,410 HEY, HOW ABOUT I HAVE ANOTHER? 288 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:30,288 YOU BET YOU. 289 00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,416 OOH, BOY. 290 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:33,918 I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW GOOD THESE THINGS ARE. 291 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,335 AH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 292 00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,088 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 293 00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:38,463 WHAT? 294 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:39,965 YOU'RE COMING BACK AGAIN? 295 00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:42,134 OH, YOU KNOW IT. 296 00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:45,137 AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, AND THE NEXT WEEK AFTER THAT. 297 00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:47,890 YOU'VE GOT A REGULAR CUSTOMER ON YOUR HANDS. 298 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,059 OH, MY. 299 00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:51,894 THIS IS AMAZING. 300 00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:54,063 AT LAST, I'VE GOT MY REVENGE. 301 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,952 ONE MORE TIME. 302 00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,161 WHOA! 303 00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:11,496 NO WAY, PLANKTON. 304 00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,624 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME FORMULA THIS TIME OR ANY TIME. 305 00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:19,255 DON'T BOTHER. 306 00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:20,881 THERE'S NO NEED. 307 00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:22,925 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 308 00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:25,928 I'M JUST SAYING, I NO LONGER NEED TO COPY YOU, KRABS. 309 00:14:26,178 --> 00:14:28,889 I'VE GOT MY OWN WINNING RECIPE NOW. 310 00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:32,143 YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY, MAN. 311 00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,811 YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPETE WITH ME? 312 00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,729 LOOK, PLANKTON. 313 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,648 LOOK AT ALL THESE LOYAL CUSTOMERS. 314 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,399 LOYAL TO ME, PLANKTON, NOT TO YOU. 315 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,318 HEY, PLANKTON! 316 00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:43,070 CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DELICIOUS CHUM STICKS? 317 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,948 BUT OF COURSE, LOYAL CUSTOMER. 318 00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,285 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, LOSER. 319 00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:50,995 MUCH LATER. 320 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:53,622 OH NO. 321 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:54,957 HOW CAN THIS BE? 322 00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:56,250 BOY, FRONT AND CENTER. 323 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,252 YES, SIR. 324 00:14:58,502 --> 00:15:00,504 PLANKTON'S TRYING TO OVERTHROW ME BUSINESS. 325 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:03,299 HE'S GOT A CUSTOMER THAT ACTUALLY LIKES HIS FOOD. 326 00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:06,010 YOU GOT TO GET THAT GUY BACK ON OUR SIDE WITH A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES. 327 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,262 OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR. 328 00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:14,101 PARDON ME, YOU SMART FELLOW. 329 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,227 DOWN HERE. 330 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:22,026 WHY SETTLE FOR PLANKTON'S LUMPY CHUM WHEN YOU CAN ENJOY A STEAMING KRABBY PATTY FOR FREE? 331 00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:25,737 NO, THANKS. 332 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:32,828 BARNACLES. 333 00:15:35,164 --> 00:15:36,623 THERE HE IS. 334 00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:38,750 JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST. 335 00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:43,672 OH. 336 00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,757 I AM SUCH A CLUMSY OAF. 337 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,093 I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO THIS KRABBY PATTY 338 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:52,056 WHILE I STEP CAREFULLY OVER THIS ROCK HERE. 339 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:55,642 OH, NO. 340 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,019 TOO LATE. 341 00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,356 NO, NO! 342 00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:01,940 OOPS. 343 00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:03,942 OOPS. 344 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:05,485 OOPS. 345 00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:08,739 OOPS! OOPS! OOPS! 346 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,074 OH, COME ON, NAT. 347 00:16:10,115 --> 00:16:12,743 JUST ONE ACCIDENTAL BITE. 348 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,705 I SEE YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. 349 00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:18,707 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, THAT KRABBY PATTY IS GONNA MAKE A GREAT SNACK LATER. 350 00:16:18,749 --> 00:16:20,834 YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR. 351 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,462 FROM NOW ON, KEEP THOSE SHABBY PATTIES TO YOURSELF. 352 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,800 OH, FISH PASTE. 353 00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:34,306 NAT. 354 00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:35,099 BACK ALREADY? 355 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,392 THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME TODAY. 356 00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:38,643 NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED. 357 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:42,398 KAREN, BABE, FETCH NAT ANOTHER PLATE OF THAT SWEET CHUM. 358 00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,650 Yes, your diminutiveness. 359 00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:48,528 SAY, NAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS? 360 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,197 NO. 361 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:56,203 WOULD YOU HURRY UP WITH THAT CHUM, KAREN? 362 00:16:56,453 --> 00:16:57,955 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 363 00:16:58,205 --> 00:17:00,249 KEEP YOUR TINY PANTS ON, PLANKTON. 364 00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:01,708 BLEEP BLOOP. 365 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,876 THERE'S YOUR CHUM. 366 00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,795 BLEEP BLAP BLOP. 367 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,047 HEY, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE CHUM. 368 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,300 AND THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE KAREN. 369 00:17:09,549 --> 00:17:11,635 WHY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, MY HUSBAND. 370 00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:13,137 BLEEP BLAP. 371 00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:15,222 OF COURSE IT'S ME. 372 00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:17,057 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KAREN, YOU BRUTE? 373 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:21,895 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 374 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,773 I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOUR TRASH! 375 00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:28,277 PLANKTON'S CHUM IS MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. 376 00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:30,862 I LOVE CHUM! 377 00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:32,697 SO FORGET IT. 378 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,075 I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANYTHING ELSE. 379 00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,578 SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU LOVE CHUM? 380 00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:41,332 AND ALL THAT YOU EVER EAT IS CHUM? 381 00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:42,749 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 382 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,001 INTERESTING. 383 00:17:50,882 --> 00:17:53,135 A SHORTCUT TO THE CHUM BUCKET. 384 00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:55,095 HM, THAT MUST BE FOR ME. 385 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,146 WELCOME, VALUED CUSTOMER. 386 00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:05,981 THIS ISN'T THE CHUM BUCKET. 387 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:12,612 WHY GO TO THE CHUM BUCKET WHEN THE KRUSTY KRAB HAS ADDED TASTY CHUM TO OUR MENU? 388 00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:15,657 THAT'S OK. 389 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:18,618 I ONLY EAT CHUM BUCKET BRAND CHUM. 390 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,246 BUT WE'VE DEVELOPED A SPECIAL RECIPE FOR THE MOST DISCERNING CHUM LOVERS. 391 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:24,124 BESIDES, I'VE LOCKED ALL THE EXITS UNTIL YOU GIVE IT A TRY. 392 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,834 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 393 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,299 YOU LIKE IT? 394 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,135 IT'S... 395 00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:36,387 YEAH? 396 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:37,554 IT'S... 397 00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,641 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 398 00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:45,103 IT'S THE SECOND FOULEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED. 399 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:50,317 I'M GOING BACK TO PLANKTON'S CHUM. 400 00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:52,652 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 401 00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:55,906 I CAN'T LET PLANKTON HAVE SO MUCH AS ONE SINGLE CUSTOMER. 402 00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:58,409 I JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. 403 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,913 I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE CHUM THAT'S AS GOOD AS PLANKTON'S. 404 00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:06,333 BUT TO DO THAT, I'D NEED TO KNOW HOW PLANKTON MAKES HIS CHUM. 405 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:10,337 HM. 406 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,380 THAT'S IT, BOY-O. 407 00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,013 WHERE COULD IT BE? 408 00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:22,140 THERE. 409 00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,184 PLANKTON'S SECRET FORMULA. 410 00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:25,561 IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE. 411 00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:34,111 WHAT DO YOU THINK, KRABS, BABY? 412 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:38,782 THIS TIME, I CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY SECRET FORMULA. 413 00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:41,034 IRONIC, ISN'T IT? 414 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:44,121 UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING. 415 00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:47,040 YOU SEE, CRABS ARE NOT BORN WITH AN INNATE INKLING OF IRONY. 416 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,208 OUCH. 417 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:50,168 DOUBLE IRONY. 418 00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:51,878 TRIPLE IRONY, PLANKTON. 419 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,381 THOUGH YOU NABBED KRABS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FORMULA 420 00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:57,259 I'M STILL HERE TO FOIL YOUR EVIL PLANS. 421 00:19:57,301 --> 00:20:00,137 SO IT'S LIKE A DOLLOP OF IRONY ON TOP OF AN IRONIC TWIST. 422 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:03,432 I MEAN, JUST THINK ABOUT THAT. 423 00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:05,225 YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY, IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEFT THE... 424 00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:11,022 GOOD THING I SPRANG FOR THE DUAL SPOON INSTALLATION. 425 00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:13,609 Call it a computer's intuition 426 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:18,738 but I sense your regular approaching with an unusually large wad of cash. 427 00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:21,241 LOOK AT ALL THAT LOOT. 428 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:23,535 THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. 429 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:25,912 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING WHEN MY CUSTOMER 430 00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:29,207 COMES IN AND PAYS ME FOR MY CHUM. 431 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,543 OH, JUST PUT ME OUT OF ME MISERY. 432 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:36,714 BACK FOR MORE OF MY DELICIOUS CHUM, I SEE. 433 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,133 NOT THIS TIME. 434 00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:39,593 HUH? 435 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:41,219 NOT EVER AGAIN. 436 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:43,721 THE DEAL'S OFF, COMPUTER. 437 00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,974 I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE OF THAT SLOP, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME. 438 00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:49,186 HUH? 439 00:20:49,227 --> 00:20:51,855 I HAVE EATEN 10 OF THOSE THINGS, AND I'VE ALREADY HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, TWICE. 440 00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:04,284 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE GETTING MY STOMACH PUMPED... AGAIN. 441 00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:09,998 WHAT'S THE DEAL, KAREN? 442 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:14,294 The deal was that I paid Nat to eat your chum so you'd quit your constant complaining. 443 00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:20,967 ALL THIS TIME, I NEVER HAD ONE REGULAR CUSTOMER? 444 00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:23,928 Duh. 445 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,222 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 446 00:21:25,263 --> 00:21:28,058 WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER EAT MY SLOP? 447 00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:30,227 Ugh, there he goes again. 448 00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:31,562 Cut it out, Plankton. 449 00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:34,481 WHAT? 450 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:37,359 IT'S JUST OBVIOUS THAT I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE AND A WASTE OF A LOWER LIFE FORM. 451 00:21:37,609 --> 00:21:39,861 OH, WOE IS ME. 452 00:21:41,071 --> 00:21:42,155 QUICKLY. 453 00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:44,074 NOW IS THE TIME TO BEAT A HASTY RETREAT. 454 00:21:44,115 --> 00:21:44,782 WHAT? 455 00:21:44,824 --> 00:21:46,535 AND MISS THIS? 456 00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:48,537 I'VE NEVER ENJOYED MESELF MORE. 457 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:50,038 THIS IRONY'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF.