1 00:00:16,263 --> 00:00:20,309 Mmm. This is how to live. Isn't it my friend? 2 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,770 - You said it, buddy. 3 00:00:54,969 --> 00:00:58,056 - He's amazing. - I'll say. 4 00:01:13,362 --> 00:01:14,781 Whoa! 5 00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:28,252 Who is that guy? 6 00:01:28,294 --> 00:01:32,131 That's Larry the Lobster. He's, like, livin' large! 7 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:35,718 - What's your secret, Larry? - Well, you gotta take risks. 8 00:01:36,594 --> 00:01:39,013 Live on the edge. 9 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:45,227 Ooh! 10 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:54,070 And you can't, uh, and you can't... 11 00:01:56,572 --> 00:01:58,365 And you can't live like these two. 12 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:01,285 Just look at them. Spineless. 13 00:02:02,578 --> 00:02:03,871 Weak. 14 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:06,457 Afraid of their own shadows. 15 00:02:10,294 --> 00:02:11,671 Pathetic. 16 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:14,841 Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives? 17 00:02:14,882 --> 00:02:16,258 I'll tell you how. 18 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,886 By living each day as if it were their last. 19 00:02:18,928 --> 00:02:20,638 How do we do that? 20 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,849 By living like me. Larry. 21 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,768 - But what's tha— - Up. Up. Up. Up. 22 00:02:26,769 --> 00:02:28,437 By livin'... 23 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:29,939 like Larry. 24 00:02:31,357 --> 00:02:34,568 Livin' like Larry. 25 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,445 Livin' like Larry. 26 00:02:37,697 --> 00:02:40,074 Livin' like Larry. 27 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:43,119 Livin' like Larry. 28 00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:59,052 - This is bogus. - What's that, Pat? 29 00:02:59,093 --> 00:03:02,055 SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives 30 00:03:02,096 --> 00:03:04,306 and you wanna waste them blowing bubbles? 31 00:03:04,348 --> 00:03:06,433 We should be living in the moment. 32 00:03:06,475 --> 00:03:08,394 We oughta be livin' like Lar... 33 00:03:10,688 --> 00:03:11,939 This is it, SpongeBob. 34 00:03:11,981 --> 00:03:16,235 This is where we redeem our miserable lives. 35 00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:18,071 It's time to start... 36 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:25,411 livin' like Larry! 37 00:03:25,452 --> 00:03:26,871 Whoo-hoo! 38 00:03:26,913 --> 00:03:28,372 - Whoo! 39 00:03:33,086 --> 00:03:35,629 Whoo-hoo! Ye-haw! Whoo-hoo! 40 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:38,716 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 41 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:41,510 Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? 42 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:48,768 I'm livin' like Larry. Whoo-hoo! 43 00:03:52,563 --> 00:03:56,025 Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome. 44 00:03:57,401 --> 00:03:59,278 Hey, Patrick, where you going? 45 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:03,407 To live, my friend. We are going to live. 46 00:04:06,994 --> 00:04:09,205 This is gonna be the most fun yet. 47 00:04:31,894 --> 00:04:33,813 I don't know about this, Patrick. 48 00:04:33,854 --> 00:04:38,192 You must defeat your reason before you can start... 49 00:04:42,196 --> 00:04:44,573 livin' like Larry! 50 00:04:45,491 --> 00:04:49,495 Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob! 51 00:04:49,536 --> 00:04:51,622 This is it! 52 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:36,167 Come on, SpongeBob. What are you waiting for? Let's go. 53 00:05:39,128 --> 00:05:40,754 But, Patrick, where are we going? 54 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:43,799 Just you wait. It's the ultimate. 55 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:49,471 What do you think? 56 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:52,808 And wait till you see the best part. 57 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:57,563 Hey, you guys? 58 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:04,195 I don't know, Patrick. This looks really danger— 59 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,367 Here's to livin' like Larry. 60 00:06:09,407 --> 00:06:12,036 Wait a minute. I think you're missing the point. 61 00:06:12,078 --> 00:06:15,664 Livin' like Larry doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, 62 00:06:15,706 --> 00:06:19,001 risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life. 63 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:24,590 Uh, don't you mean cost us our lives, SpongeBob? 64 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:28,594 No, Patrick. I mean your life. I'm not going. 65 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:33,182 I see. And that's your final word on the subject? 66 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:35,017 Mm-hmm. 67 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:36,643 I feel sorry for you. 68 00:06:36,685 --> 00:06:38,854 Whoo-hoo! 69 00:06:40,189 --> 00:06:42,608 - Yeah! 70 00:06:53,577 --> 00:06:54,912 I wonder how Patrick's doing 71 00:06:54,954 --> 00:06:56,997 with his livin' like Larry thing. 72 00:06:57,039 --> 00:06:59,166 SpongeBob. 73 00:07:01,419 --> 00:07:03,921 SpongeBob! 74 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:13,264 You were right, SpongeBob. 75 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:16,183 I went too far. I went too far! 76 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:20,438 It's OK, buddy. I think you've learned your lesson, hmm? 77 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:21,605 Uh-huh. 78 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:23,857 Don't make us come in there, kid. 79 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:27,527 You just let me handle those guys out there. 80 00:07:30,197 --> 00:07:32,074 Gentlemen, gentlemen. 81 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,953 I know that you might be angry with my friend 82 00:07:35,995 --> 00:07:37,455 for his shenanigans, 83 00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:39,539 but you are not the only victim. 84 00:07:39,581 --> 00:07:42,751 His reckless thrill chasing has left him a hollow shell 85 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:44,753 of his former self. Just look. 86 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:47,798 So, let me assure you, 87 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,218 his days of "living in the moment" are over. 88 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:53,720 Can you not forgive him for whatever he did? 89 00:07:57,724 --> 00:08:00,269 Sure, pal. Sure. 90 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:04,648 By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? 91 00:08:08,694 --> 00:08:11,697 He knocked over our motorcycles. 92 00:08:18,996 --> 00:08:21,790 So scared. Adrenaline pumping. 93 00:08:21,832 --> 00:08:26,170 Spine tingling. Endorphins rushing! 94 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:29,173 I've never felt so alive! 95 00:08:29,215 --> 00:08:32,092 Oh, yeah, baby, yeah! 96 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:34,678 This is what Patrick was talking about. 97 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,597 This is really living in the moment. 98 00:08:37,639 --> 00:08:41,352 Oh, yeah! This. Is. Life! 99 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:43,187 Whoo! Whoo! 100 00:08:43,229 --> 00:08:45,439 Oh, yes! Whoo! 101 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:49,485 Now I am really livin' like Larry! 102 00:08:49,527 --> 00:08:50,777 Whoa! 103 00:08:50,819 --> 00:08:53,655 Are you sure about this, SpongeBob? 104 00:08:53,697 --> 00:08:55,949 What happened to being in the moment? 105 00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:59,786 I don't know, SpongeBob. This looks pretty dangerous. 106 00:08:59,828 --> 00:09:01,788 Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy. 107 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,790 Now we're really livin' like Larry! 108 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,380 Well, will you look at that. 109 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:17,679 Now there's two guys who know how to live. 110 00:09:17,721 --> 00:09:19,598 Prepare for countdown. 111 00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:22,476 I'm proud of them. 112 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,727 Wait a minute. 113 00:09:23,769 --> 00:09:25,938 With that angle of trajectory 114 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:28,774 they'll land right in Ripper's Reef. 115 00:09:28,815 --> 00:09:30,984 They'll be ripped to shreds! 116 00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:35,406 Wait! Don't do it! Stop! 117 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:38,951 Three, two, one, lift off. 118 00:09:40,369 --> 00:09:41,870 Drat! 119 00:09:43,456 --> 00:09:47,209 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 120 00:09:47,251 --> 00:09:49,378 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 121 00:09:58,887 --> 00:10:00,806 Whoa! 122 00:10:04,184 --> 00:10:07,980 Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally. 123 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:12,276 I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves. 124 00:10:12,318 --> 00:10:13,360 Look! 125 00:10:14,612 --> 00:10:16,489 Uh-oh. 126 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:33,880 Hey, what are you two lazy bones doing lying around? 127 00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:36,342 There's a really cool ramp down the hall. 128 00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:37,926 I got room for two more. 129 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,512 What would Larry do? 130 00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,223 What would Larry do? 131 00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:45,518 I'll show you what Larry would do! 132 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,353 Come here! 133 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:49,062 Come here, I said! 134 00:10:50,856 --> 00:10:52,316 Hey! 135 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,588 Whoo! Yeah! 136 00:11:20,386 --> 00:11:22,429 I thought you left your swimsuit at home. 137 00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:25,224 No. I just didn't want it to get all wrinkled up! 138 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:27,017 Last one in is a rotten egg! 139 00:11:28,894 --> 00:11:31,104 Rotten eggs? 140 00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,034 - Honey. - Huh? 141 00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:47,246 You're not using that Tan Accelerator again, are you? 142 00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:50,666 Oh, don't pretend like you don't love it! 143 00:11:56,255 --> 00:11:58,674 - Good work, man! 144 00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,426 I see you've read my book! 145 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:04,597 - Craig Mammalton? - The tannest man on TV? 146 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,807 None other! 147 00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:13,439 Oh, look at those gorgeous wrinkles! 148 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,441 What, these? 149 00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:22,489 Oh, and his skin. It's so... leathery! 150 00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:25,409 Well, I don't mean to brag, but... 151 00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:31,415 Who's Craig Mammalton? 152 00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:33,751 You don't know who Craig Mammalton is? 153 00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:36,336 He is, like, so tan! 154 00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:39,548 Legend has it that his tan is so deep 155 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,676 that even his bones are a rich caramel brown! 156 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,429 Wow! 157 00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:47,973 His mother must be so proud! 158 00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:50,058 Please, people. Please. 159 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,145 There will be plenty of time to admire my body this weekend 160 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,773 at my annual summer shindig! 161 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:06,575 Wow, Patrick! An invitation to our first summer shindig! 162 00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:08,910 And here it is! 163 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,205 Can I help you, little fella? 164 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:14,832 Seems to be stuck. 165 00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:17,503 Yeah, I don't think this is your type of party. 166 00:13:17,544 --> 00:13:19,630 I don't want to embarrass you guys. 167 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,839 Hey, everyone! Check this out! 168 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,511 But this party is for the pigmentally gifted. 169 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,888 Must be this tan to enter. 170 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:31,224 And your skin's as light and smooth as, 171 00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,810 uh, well, as a baby's bottom. 172 00:13:36,647 --> 00:13:38,315 Why, thank you. 173 00:13:38,357 --> 00:13:41,568 We did put on a few extra coats of sunscreen today. 174 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,362 In fact... 175 00:13:44,571 --> 00:13:46,323 it's time for another coat. 176 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,952 We've gotta look our best. 177 00:13:51,953 --> 00:13:54,540 - Losers! 178 00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:57,959 You're not coming to my party without a tan. 179 00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:06,134 There! Now we've turned your rock into a tanning bed, 180 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,428 we're sure to get tan enough for the party! 181 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,930 Let's just test it out first to be sure. 182 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:22,984 Hooray! 183 00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:26,321 Me first! Me first! 184 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,877 Patrick! How do you feel? 185 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:44,423 Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial. 186 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:46,091 It's Radical! 187 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:48,761 Radical! 188 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:51,555 Drink it! 189 00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:53,348 My turn! 190 00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:58,645 Remember, Patrick, 15 seconds exactly! 191 00:14:58,687 --> 00:15:02,608 Gotcha! Fifteen seconds, give or take a few minutes. 192 00:15:02,649 --> 00:15:06,986 No, Patrick! Fifteen seconds exactly! It's really import... 193 00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:12,492 It's working! 194 00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:19,625 OK, Patrick! I'm done! 195 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:23,462 Patrick? Patrick? Are you there? 196 00:15:23,503 --> 00:15:25,338 Patrick? 197 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:28,383 What? Did somebody say something? Huh. 198 00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:30,260 - Hey there! 199 00:15:30,302 --> 00:15:32,429 Is that tan for us? 200 00:15:32,471 --> 00:15:33,722 What? 201 00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:38,226 Uh, Patrick? 202 00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:40,520 It's time for me to get out! 203 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:49,362 Do you really have to go, Patrick? 204 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,824 Afraid so. Bye, girls. 205 00:15:51,865 --> 00:15:53,325 Bye, Pat. 206 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:56,411 He's so leathery! 207 00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:07,547 Well, Patrick, how do I look? 208 00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:11,802 Oh, it's you. 209 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,554 You don't look too good. 210 00:16:14,596 --> 00:16:16,598 What, what, what do you mean? 211 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,976 - See for yourself. 212 00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:21,770 I must've been under the tanning machine too long. 213 00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:26,399 Eww! What are you gonna do? 214 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:29,068 I'll ask Squidward. He's always so helpful. 215 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,779 He'll know what to do. 216 00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:32,865 Hi, Squidward. 217 00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:36,368 What is it now, Sponge... Ghost! 218 00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:39,872 I'm sorry I was so mean to you while you were alive! 219 00:16:39,913 --> 00:16:41,790 Please don't haunt me! 220 00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:44,835 Oh, I'm not a ghost Squidward. 221 00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:48,296 I used Patrick's tanning booth and I stayed under too long. 222 00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:55,220 Oh, this is too precious! You're sun-bleached! 223 00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,933 Looks like you won't be at the party! 224 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,314 Sun-bleached! 225 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:10,235 Now I'll never get into that party. 226 00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:12,404 Hey! That's quitter talk, mister! 227 00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:14,197 You're going to that party tonight! 228 00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:17,701 What you need is a makeover! 229 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,335 Hmm. Hmm. 230 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,341 Little kelp jerky? 231 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,968 Open wide. 232 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,480 What do you think? 233 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:52,027 I look... amazing! 234 00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:54,446 Time to go to the party. 235 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,743 Aww, what cute little baby. 236 00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:01,036 Coochie, coochie. 237 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,121 Monster! 238 00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:12,380 Hey, buddy. You look like you could use an ice cream. 239 00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:22,474 Oh, yeah, that hit the spot. 240 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,559 One caramel sundae, please 241 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:30,398 Oh, I think you'll have to go to the party without me, Patrick. 242 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,902 There's just no way I can get that golden brown in time. 243 00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:37,196 But that's no reason you shouldn't go... Oh! 244 00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:39,491 - Patrick, why did you... - Can't talk. Working. 245 00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:40,951 No, really, Patrick... 246 00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:46,623 - Ugh. I feel sticky. - Take a look. 247 00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:48,834 Whoo! 248 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,169 Thanks, Patrick! 249 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,713 Uh, I'm stuck. 250 00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,600 Nice job, ma'am! Join the party! 251 00:19:05,642 --> 00:19:09,312 But the baby's gonna have to wait outside! 252 00:19:09,354 --> 00:19:12,816 But he's a perfect shade of Tropical Toddler! 253 00:19:12,858 --> 00:19:14,526 Yes, but... 254 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:18,196 Tyler! How could you? 255 00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:22,575 Don't worry, ma'am! He can wait out here with the other rejects. 256 00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:26,163 Oh, no tears, son! We'll get in next year! 257 00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:27,246 Next! 258 00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:29,541 Hey! Hey! Hey! 259 00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:31,417 Looks like you two took my advice! 260 00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:34,046 Nice job, gentlemen! Come on in! 261 00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:44,472 All right, party people, it's time to roll out the portables. 262 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:08,997 Oh, no! Caramel hardening. Gotta get out of here. 263 00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,334 - Patrick? Patrick? - What? 264 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,795 - Can I get a little help here? - Sure thing, pal! 265 00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:18,464 Hey, everybody, make some room! 266 00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:20,466 The floor's all yours! 267 00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:22,385 Knock 'em dead, kid. 268 00:20:22,427 --> 00:20:23,803 No, Patrick! 269 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,813 So bright! 270 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:35,565 Honey! Look away! 271 00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:44,282 Nice job! 272 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:46,826 Your hideous skin ruined the party! 273 00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:49,704 I mean, look at you! Do you hug your mother with that skin? 274 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:56,335 Can you believe this guy crashed your party? 275 00:20:56,377 --> 00:20:57,587 Craig? 276 00:20:59,338 --> 00:21:02,217 I have seen this only one other time. 277 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:04,094 It's the ultimate tan. 278 00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:08,640 He's... sun bleached! 279 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,479 Sun bleached? 280 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,899 This young man... This young hero 281 00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:22,195 should be praised for his dedication to tan-liness. 282 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,242 If you guys are feeling it, 283 00:21:27,284 --> 00:21:29,911 we should all follow in his footsteps. 284 00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,833 Frankie! Crank it up! 285 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:49,848 Patrick, do you think maybe too much sun is a bad thing? 286 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:55,145 Whatever. I just go with the flow.