IF IT GETS ANY HOTTER IN HERE, FRIED CALAMARI ON THE MENU. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT
MR. KRABS INSTALLED IT'S A GOOD THING
IS STILL WORKING.
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME, SQUIDWARD?
MR. KRABS, THE FUH-FUH...
OOH, GOOD WORD, BOY.
DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
THE... FAN... EH...
YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES, LAD.
"SECTION EIGHT" ON ME, ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT GOING
I WAS WEARING SHOES, THEY...
IT'S SO HOT, THEY MELTED OFF.
MELTED OFF?
THE FAN STOPPED WORKING.
HUH?
MR. KRABS, YOU DIDN'T AGAIN, DID YOU?
OF COURSE NOT.
I KEEP FINDING IN MY MAILBOX. WITH SOME OF THIS JUNK MAIL HERE, JUST FAN YOURSELF
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS? THAT REMINDS ME,
TO BE ENJOYED.
A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?
THEY'RE AT THE BEACH.
BOYS, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH TODAY. CLOSE UP SHOP,
AHOY THERE...
WHOA.
MY NAME IS EUGENE KRABS.
IN A FRESH, DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTY FRESH OFF THE GRILL.
ARE THEY FREE?
YES, TODAY THEY'RE ONLY $3... EACH.
SOUNDS GREAT, BUT I LEFT MY WALLET UP ON THE SAND.
I TOLD YOU.
YEE...
WHAT?
YEE...
HAW, I LOVE THE BEACH.
OH, THAT NOISE WAS SANDY.
Y'ALL BE CAREFUL.
BIG WAVES A-COMIN'.
WHO ARE YOU?
OR GET OFF ME WAVE.
COWABUNGA.
WHAT NEXT?
OH, NO, OH...
ALOHA, PATRICK.
HEY THERE, YOUNG FELLOW.
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE
IN OVER 17 WORKING DAYS?
I'D LOVE TO.
SQUIDWARD, SHOW HIM A MENU.
UH...
I CAN'T QUITE SEE IT FROM HERE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO CLIMB ON BOARD.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, PATRICK, ON "BOARD."
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA CAPSIZE US.
ALMOST UP.
YOU IDIOT.
OH, OH-OH-OH, OH...
EEH... EEH...
PATRICK, LOOK OUT!
LOCALS ONLY.
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
WIPEOUT...
WHAT, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?
THESE WATERS ARE CALM.
TOO CALM.
BLACK SKY.
WATERSPOUTS... OF BLOOD?
FALLING FROM THE SKY?
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE LOGICAL ANSWER.
I'VE LANDED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DUTCHMAN'S TRIANGLE.
RIGHT ABOVE DAVY JONES'S LOCKER.
IN THE DEVIL'S GALLEY.
GUYS, LOOK.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SEAWEED?
JUST DRAGGING IT AROUND.
HEY THERE, HO-DADS.
WELCOME TO OUR REMOTE ISLAND.
ISLAND?
THAT'S RIGHT, KEMO SABE, ISLAND.
REFER TO IT AS AN... ISLAND.
WHEN THIS BIG WAVE HIT US, NOW WE'RE ON AN ISLAND?
IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
AND WAVES.
MYSTERIOUS WAVES.
OM...
WELL, HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?
DROPPED OUT OF JUNIOR COLLEGE. OH, WE'VE BEEN HERE SINCE WE
THIS IS AWESOME EDDIE, BIG G., CHIP AND SILENT STAN.
AND I'M TWITCH.
WHY DO THEY CALL YOU TWITCH?
WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
WAS MADE FROM AGAIN?
GUANO.
RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN
BUT MR. KRABS DIDN'T
TO GOO LAGOON.
THAT TOURIST TRAP NOW, DUDE. WELL, YOU'RE MILES FROM
YEAH, THE ONLY WAY BACK IS TO SURF THERE.
ONLY WAY...
BACK... SURFING?
BIKINI BOTTOM?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.
WO-HO, CHILL OUT, LITTLE DUDE, WE CAN TEACH YOU.
COOL.
LEARNING HOW TO SURF. AH,
TO SOME, IT COMES AS EASILY AS EATING AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT DAY.
OTHERS... WELL...
AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A COLD DAY. TO THEM IT'S LIKE EATING
IT'S THE APPROACH THAT'S SOMETIMES IN SURFING, MOST IMPORTANT.
AND SOMETIMES, IT'S THE RETREAT.
THAT PERFECT WAVE COMES ALONG. ONCE IN A LIFETIME,
NOT TOO BIG, NOT TOO SMALL.
HAS TO ACT FAST...
GO...
THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE.
HEY, PATRICK, WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
YOU BET.
DOWN HERE.
SEE, IT'S A PICTURE OF SQUIDWARD.
WOW...
BUT ALL IN ALL, IN LIFE...
IT'S NOT WHETHER WE WIN OR LOSE, BUT WHETHER WE GET TOTALLY STOKED.
WELL, DUDES, I GIVE UP.
WHAT?
IMPOSSIBLE TO TEACH.
ON THE END OVER THERE.
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, NO, THERE'S NO WAY, DUDE, HE'D NEVER DO IT.
WHAT'S HE SAYING?
WHO COULD POSSIBLY TEACH YOU... THAT THERE IS ONE DUDE EH, HE REMINDED US
IF YOU CAN FIND HIM.
WHO?
IS JACK KAHUNA LAGUNA. HIS NAME,
OR J.K.L. FOR SHORT.
AW, MAN.
J.K.L. WAS LAST SEEN UPRIVER
WHERE EVERY WAVE IS PERFECT.
WILL THERE BE NACHOS THERE?
BORROW THESE SURFBOARDS, TWITCH.
NO PROBLEM.
TILL YOU HIT KAKAMUKO COVE, CAN'T MISS IT.
DID YOU SAY IT WAS?
WELL, WE DON'T KNOW
'CAUSE WE'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THERE.
WE'RE DEATHLY AFRAID
AND WOULDN'T EVEN SET FOOT IN IT IF YOU PAID US.
YEAH, INTERPRET THAT ANY WAY YOU WANT.
OH, WHERE AM I?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
I'M STRANDED.
SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?
TO GET BACK IN THE WOODS ♪ ♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT
CLOSE MY EYES AND DREAM ♪ ♪ AND WHEN I NEED TO
MOUNTAIN STREAM... ♪ ♪ BESIDE A QUIET
A BEELINE FOR THE TREE LINE ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHEN I MAKE
COULD YOU PULL OVER HERE?
I GOTTA TIE MY SHOE.
AGAIN?
"WELCOME TO KAHMAMOKU COVE."
J.K.L.
GUYS, GUYS...
I FOUND THE COVE.
WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
LAST GROUP OF DIRTY DROP-OUTS... IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE THAT
OH, DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD, HE'LL BE HERE.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM.
PEOPLE BY THE WAY THEY LOOK.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOOK.
IT'S HIM.
OH, MY...
IT'S J.K.L.
OF THE GNARLY POUNDERS. HAIL, O GREAT SWAMI
WE SEEK AUDIENCE WITH THEE.
PLUS WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WILL YOU TEACH US HOW TO SURF, O GREAT ONE?
SO WE MAY GET BACK HOME?
- LOOK, SURF-BOY... - UH...
AND STARE AT YOU ALL DAY?
I KIND OF LIKE STARING AT HIM.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL, HAVE YOU, PATRICK?
TRIPLE-LAYER CHEESECAKE.
THAT... WAS YOUR FIRST LESSON.
WHAT, YOU CALL THAT A LESSON?
FOR TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS.
JUST KEEP BREATHING.
OR LOCUSTS... CALL LARRY.
OH, LOOK, CASHY.
EARRINGS.
THE DEVIL'S GALLEY ISN'T SO BAD. WELL, CASHY, I GUESS
FLYING DUTCHMAN DOESN'T APPEAR
DAVY JONES'S LOCKER.
BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN, WILL IT, CASHY?
OW.
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. IT'S
IT'S SOME GUY I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S WALK HOME FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE? ARGH, WHO BE DISTURBING
YOU'VE EVEN SPILLED ME MILK.
WELL, THERE AIN'T NO USE CRYING OVER IT.
DON'T WORRY, CASHY, I'LL PROTECT YE.
ISN'T JACK KAHUNA LAGUNA THE
YOU'VE EVER MET, SQUIDWARD?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO
BUT I'D LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE AT SOME POINT.
OF TEACHING US IS...
OH, WONDERFUL.
I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE ANOTHER LESSON. QUIET, SQUIDWARD,
JUST KEEP BREATHING.
THAT'S IT?
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
I WENT AND TALKED TO HIM?
THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB. OH, THANK YOU,
WELL, DID YOU TALK TO HIM?
YEP.
AND?
HE SAID, WE JUST HAVE TO
WILL BE REVEALED.
STUCK HERE FOREVER. WE'RE GONNA BE
WELL, SANDY,
BUT THRIVED.
YOU BUILT A FIVE-STAR HOTEL...
A STEAM-POWERED GENERATOR...
COCONUT MILK...
AND EVEN AN ESPRESSO BAR.
I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, BUT I MISS BIKINI BOTTOM.
THE GANG AND FLY US RIGHT BACK.
ACORN-ONE TO TOWER, REQUEST CLEARANCE.
YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE-OFF. ROGER, ACORN-ONE,
OH, PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN.
SPILL YOUR GROCERIES. I DIDN'T MEAN TO
WELL, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT I'M A LITTLE LOW ON CASH THIS MONTH.
FOR MORE.
SOME MONEY I CAN BORROW.
NO, I... CASHY.
PLEASE, CASHY IS I'VE EVER HAD.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO DIDN'T STARE AT THAT FIRE ALL NIGHT.
OK.
ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE.
HEY, BLONDIE.
GO HOME, OR I'M GONNA...
LIKE YOUR FRIENDS OVER THERE. YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T
AWESOME SURFERS.
WHERE'S HE GOING?
COME ON.
LOOK, HE'S ON TOP OF THAT BIG DRINKING FOUNTAIN.
J.K.L., IS THIS THE NEXT PART OF OUR TRAINING?
THESE CLOUDS...
THEY CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.
OF PRECIPITATION?
YES.
THAT A PERFECT WAVE IS FORMED.
A PERFECT WAVE?
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST, FASTEST...
LONGEST, GNARLIEST...
MOST TOTALLY AWESOME, PERFECT WAVE.
THEY CALL IT...
THE BIG ONE.
THEY USED TO CALL ME. HEY, THAT'S WHAT
IT'S PROBABLY
TO BIKINI BOTTOM.
OR YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE... YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH IT,
FOREVER.
THE BIG ONE...
IS ALMOST UPON US.
PLEASE, PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN.
LET CASHY GO.
SOIL YOUR WATERS AGAIN. I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
YA PROMISE?
DEAR AUNT SALLY'S FALSE TEETH. OH, YES, I PROMISE ON MY
LIAR!
WHAT?
YOUR AUNT SALLY DOESN'T WEAR FALSE TEETH.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
NO...
WHOOPS.
THIS WEATHER SURE IS DANGEROUS.
I'D BETTER BE CAREFUL.
MAYDAY, MAYDAY, I'M GOING DOWN.
REPEAT, DOWN.
AND NOW, JUST TO MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN...
A LITTLE TRIP DOWN TO... I'M GONNA SEND YOU ON
OH, OW, OOH, OW, OOH.
UH... WHERE IS THAT, EXACTLY?
MAYDAY...
ALL ALONE AGAIN.
CASHY.
WHAT THE?
TUBE SOCK?
BUT THAT MEANS...
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
WELCOME TO MY LOCKER.
J.K.L.: GET READY, DUDES, IT'S COMING.
TEACHING US HOW TO SURF. J.K.L., THANKS FOR
LITTLE DUDE...
I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW.
HERE IT COMES.
WELL, J.K.L., I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
IN RETURN FOR ITS AWESOMENESS...
DEMANDS A SACRIFICE.
ONE OF YOU WILL NOT RETURN.
I VOLUNTEER SPONGEBOB.
KEEP PADDLING, PATRICK.
THIS WIND FEELS LIKE RAZOR BLADES.
IT'S THE BIG ONE!
NO!
HEY, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT.
PATRICK, GRAB ON.
HANG ON, SQUIDWARD.
THIS IS IT.
TO PAY OFF.
MR. KRABS DOWN THERE. LOOK, THAT'S
YOUR HAIR, DON'T YOU, CASHY?
MR. KRABS, HOP ON
OR YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER.
WHO SAID THAT?
MR. KRABS!
TO TELL HIM THAT I...
J.K.L.: LOOKING FOR THIS?
J.K.L.
AND MR. KRABS.
AND CASHY.
CASHY!
J.K.L.
NO!
LITTLE DUDE...
I WAS BORN TO DO THIS.
PREFERS A HIGH-PROTEIN MEAL.
NOW WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?
YOU HEAR A NOISE?
EVERYBODY, LOOK.
A YOU-FOE.
A SPACEMAN.
FUNNY MOVES, SPACEMAN. DON'T MAKE ANY
OUR WORLD WITHOUT A FIGHT. YOU'RE NOT CONQUERING
I'M NOT A SPACEMAN, YOU DUNDERHEAD.
SPONGEBOB'S FRIEND. IT'S ME, SANDY,
FIND SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK. SHUCKS, NOW I'LL NEVER
WHO?
MY FRIENDS.
AND NEVER RETURNED.
IS ONE OF THEM, LIKE, A LITTLE SQUARE DUDE WITH BIG TEETH?
YOU SOME KIND OF MIND-READER?
NO.
WELCOME HOME.
HEY, TWITCH.
GRAB A GUITAR, DUDE.
LET'S PARTY.
I LOVE THIS SONG.
WHEE...
LOOK.
J.K.L.
JUST KEEP BREATHING.
CASHY.
TURN IT UP, CHIP.