1 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:40,416 IF IT GETS ANY HOTTER IN HERE, FRIED CALAMARI ON THE MENU. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT 2 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,669 MR. KRABS INSTALLED IT'S A GOOD THING 3 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,295 IS STILL WORKING. 4 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,549 WERE YOU TALKING TO ME, SQUIDWARD? 5 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,426 MR. KRABS, THE FUH-FUH... 6 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,929 OOH, GOOD WORD, BOY. 7 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,430 DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. 8 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,891 THE... FAN... EH... 9 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:58,226 YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES, LAD. 10 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,770 "SECTION EIGHT" ON ME, ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT GOING 11 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,106 I WAS WEARING SHOES, THEY... 12 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:06,483 IT'S SO HOT, THEY MELTED OFF. 13 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,526 MELTED OFF? 14 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,319 THE FAN STOPPED WORKING. 15 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,072 HUH? 16 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:14,324 MR. KRABS, YOU DIDN'T AGAIN, DID YOU? 17 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,410 OF COURSE NOT. 18 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:19,997 I KEEP FINDING IN MY MAILBOX. WITH SOME OF THIS JUNK MAIL HERE, JUST FAN YOURSELF 19 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,585 WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS? THAT REMINDS ME, 20 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,339 TO BE ENJOYED. 21 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,634 A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC? 22 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:32,551 THEY'RE AT THE BEACH. 23 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,344 BOYS, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 24 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,056 WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH TODAY. CLOSE UP SHOP, 25 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,190 AHOY THERE... 26 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:46,983 WHOA. 27 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,526 MY NAME IS EUGENE KRABS. 28 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:55,449 IN A FRESH, DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTY FRESH OFF THE GRILL. 29 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,742 ARE THEY FREE? 30 00:01:56,784 --> 00:02:00,496 YES, TODAY THEY'RE ONLY $3... EACH. 31 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,666 SOUNDS GREAT, BUT I LEFT MY WALLET UP ON THE SAND. 32 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:04,875 I TOLD YOU. 33 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,085 YEE... 34 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,377 WHAT? 35 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,588 YEE... 36 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,550 HAW, I LOVE THE BEACH. 37 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,594 OH, THAT NOISE WAS SANDY. 38 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,345 Y'ALL BE CAREFUL. 39 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,515 BIG WAVES A-COMIN'. 40 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,724 WHO ARE YOU? 41 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,893 OR GET OFF ME WAVE. 42 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,395 COWABUNGA. 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,856 WHAT NEXT? 44 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,526 OH, NO, OH... 45 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,695 ALOHA, PATRICK. 46 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,322 HEY THERE, YOUNG FELLOW. 47 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,948 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE 48 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,326 IN OVER 17 WORKING DAYS? 49 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,618 I'D LOVE TO. 50 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,620 SQUIDWARD, SHOW HIM A MENU. 51 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,747 UH... 52 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,082 I CAN'T QUITE SEE IT FROM HERE. 53 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,210 I'LL JUST HAVE TO CLIMB ON BOARD. 54 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,588 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, PATRICK, ON "BOARD." 55 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,049 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 56 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,467 CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA CAPSIZE US. 57 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,135 ALMOST UP. 58 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,138 YOU IDIOT. 59 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:03,351 OH, OH-OH-OH, OH... 60 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,602 EEH... EEH... 61 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:08,397 PATRICK, LOOK OUT! 62 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,815 LOCALS ONLY. 63 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,567 WHAT'D SHE SAY? 64 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:25,998 WIPEOUT... 65 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:34,715 WHAT, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO? 66 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,842 THESE WATERS ARE CALM. 67 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,594 TOO CALM. 68 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,890 BLACK SKY. 69 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,566 WATERSPOUTS... OF BLOOD? 70 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,032 FALLING FROM THE SKY? 71 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,201 WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? 72 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,828 THERE'S ONLY ONE LOGICAL ANSWER. 73 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:08,249 I'VE LANDED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DUTCHMAN'S TRIANGLE. 74 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,962 RIGHT ABOVE DAVY JONES'S LOCKER. 75 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,841 IN THE DEVIL'S GALLEY. 76 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,231 GUYS, LOOK. 77 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,616 SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SEAWEED? 78 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,910 JUST DRAGGING IT AROUND. 79 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,870 HEY THERE, HO-DADS. 80 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,456 WELCOME TO OUR REMOTE ISLAND. 81 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,248 ISLAND? 82 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:49,873 ISLAND? 83 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,004 THAT'S RIGHT, KEMO SABE, ISLAND. 84 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,923 REFER TO IT AS AN... ISLAND. 85 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,095 WHEN THIS BIG WAVE HIT US, NOW WE'RE ON AN ISLAND? 86 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,555 IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 87 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,515 AND WAVES. 88 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,977 MYSTERIOUS WAVES. 89 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,437 OM... 90 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,897 OM... 91 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,649 WELL, HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE? 92 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,486 DROPPED OUT OF JUNIOR COLLEGE. OH, WE'VE BEEN HERE SINCE WE 93 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:23,949 THIS IS AWESOME EDDIE, BIG G., CHIP AND SILENT STAN. 94 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,075 AND I'M TWITCH. 95 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,285 WHY DO THEY CALL YOU TWITCH? 96 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,328 WHAT? 97 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,497 NEVER MIND. 98 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,207 WAS MADE FROM AGAIN? 99 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,375 GUANO. 100 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,959 RIGHT. 101 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,627 WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN 102 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,296 BUT MR. KRABS DIDN'T 103 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,922 TO GOO LAGOON. 104 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:42,009 THAT TOURIST TRAP NOW, DUDE. WELL, YOU'RE MILES FROM 105 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:44,803 YEAH, THE ONLY WAY BACK IS TO SURF THERE. 106 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,181 ONLY WAY... 107 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,392 BACK... SURFING? 108 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,017 BIKINI BOTTOM? 109 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,604 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SURF. 110 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,693 WO-HO, CHILL OUT, LITTLE DUDE, WE CAN TEACH YOU. 111 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,778 COOL. 112 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,243 LEARNING HOW TO SURF. AH, 113 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:11,497 TO SOME, IT COMES AS EASILY AS EATING AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT DAY. 114 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,417 OTHERS... WELL... 115 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,961 AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A COLD DAY. TO THEM IT'S LIKE EATING 116 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,256 IT'S THE APPROACH THAT'S SOMETIMES IN SURFING, MOST IMPORTANT. 117 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:26,554 AND SOMETIMES, IT'S THE RETREAT. 118 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,935 THAT PERFECT WAVE COMES ALONG. ONCE IN A LIFETIME, 119 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,770 NOT TOO BIG, NOT TOO SMALL. 120 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,188 HAS TO ACT FAST... 121 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,940 GO... 122 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,484 THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE. 123 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,194 HEY, PATRICK, WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL? 124 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,571 YOU BET. 125 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:47,824 DOWN HERE. 126 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,410 SEE, IT'S A PICTURE OF SQUIDWARD. 127 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,869 WOW... 128 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,497 BUT ALL IN ALL, IN LIFE... 129 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:57,793 IT'S NOT WHETHER WE WIN OR LOSE, BUT WHETHER WE GET TOTALLY STOKED. 130 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,005 WELL, DUDES, I GIVE UP. 131 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,257 WHAT? 132 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:05,926 IMPOSSIBLE TO TEACH. 133 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:09,012 ON THE END OVER THERE. 134 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,557 WHAT'S THAT? 135 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,021 OH, NO, THERE'S NO WAY, DUDE, HE'D NEVER DO IT. 136 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,900 WHAT'S HE SAYING? 137 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,237 WHO COULD POSSIBLY TEACH YOU... THAT THERE IS ONE DUDE EH, HE REMINDED US 138 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,489 IF YOU CAN FIND HIM. 139 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:27,990 WHO? 140 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,159 IS JACK KAHUNA LAGUNA. HIS NAME, 141 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,577 OR J.K.L. FOR SHORT. 142 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,329 AW, MAN. 143 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:37,625 J.K.L. WAS LAST SEEN UPRIVER 144 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:41,044 WHERE EVERY WAVE IS PERFECT. 145 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,589 WILL THERE BE NACHOS THERE? 146 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,135 BORROW THESE SURFBOARDS, TWITCH. 147 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,387 NO PROBLEM. 148 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,850 TILL YOU HIT KAKAMUKO COVE, CAN'T MISS IT. 149 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,059 DID YOU SAY IT WAS? 150 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,270 WELL, WE DON'T KNOW 151 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,771 'CAUSE WE'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THERE. 152 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,649 WE'RE DEATHLY AFRAID 153 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,900 AND WOULDN'T EVEN SET FOOT IN IT IF YOU PAID US. 154 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,529 YEAH, INTERPRET THAT ANY WAY YOU WANT. 155 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,666 OH, WHERE AM I? 156 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,461 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 157 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,882 I'M STRANDED. 158 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,260 SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 159 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:54,410 TO GET BACK IN THE WOODS ♪ ♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT 160 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:58,664 CLOSE MY EYES AND DREAM ♪ ♪ AND WHEN I NEED TO 161 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,332 MOUNTAIN STREAM... ♪ ♪ BESIDE A QUIET 162 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:12,052 A BEELINE FOR THE TREE LINE ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHEN I MAKE 163 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,563 COULD YOU PULL OVER HERE? 164 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,522 I GOTTA TIE MY SHOE. 165 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:24,981 AGAIN? 166 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,448 "WELCOME TO KAHMAMOKU COVE." 167 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,074 J.K.L. 168 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,992 GUYS, GUYS... 169 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:40,789 I FOUND THE COVE. 170 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,376 WON'T EVEN BE HERE. 171 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,837 LAST GROUP OF DIRTY DROP-OUTS... IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE THAT 172 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,924 OH, DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD, HE'LL BE HERE. 173 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,635 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM. 174 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,095 PEOPLE BY THE WAY THEY LOOK. 175 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,347 YOU'RE RIGHT. 176 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,265 LOOK. 177 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,647 IT'S HIM. 178 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,612 OH, MY... 179 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,996 IT'S J.K.L. 180 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:30,422 OF THE GNARLY POUNDERS. HAIL, O GREAT SWAMI 181 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,839 WE SEEK AUDIENCE WITH THEE. 182 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:35,051 PLUS WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 183 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:38,514 WILL YOU TEACH US HOW TO SURF, O GREAT ONE? 184 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:42,434 SO WE MAY GET BACK HOME? 185 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,812 - LOOK, SURF-BOY... - UH... 186 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,857 AND STARE AT YOU ALL DAY? 187 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,069 I KIND OF LIKE STARING AT HIM. 188 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,166 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL, HAVE YOU, PATRICK? 189 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,127 TRIPLE-LAYER CHEESECAKE. 190 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,842 THAT... WAS YOUR FIRST LESSON. 191 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,598 WHAT, YOU CALL THAT A LESSON? 192 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,184 FOR TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS. 193 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,235 JUST KEEP BREATHING. 194 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,786 OR LOCUSTS... CALL LARRY. 195 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037 OH, LOOK, CASHY. 196 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,041 EARRINGS. 197 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,670 THE DEVIL'S GALLEY ISN'T SO BAD. WELL, CASHY, I GUESS 198 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,047 FLYING DUTCHMAN DOESN'T APPEAR 199 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,382 DAVY JONES'S LOCKER. 200 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,968 BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN, WILL IT, CASHY? 201 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,223 OW. 202 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,642 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. IT'S 203 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:10,146 IT'S SOME GUY I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 204 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:15,736 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S WALK HOME FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE? ARGH, WHO BE DISTURBING 205 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,153 YOU'VE EVEN SPILLED ME MILK. 206 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,947 WELL, THERE AIN'T NO USE CRYING OVER IT. 207 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,579 DON'T WORRY, CASHY, I'LL PROTECT YE. 208 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,713 ISN'T JACK KAHUNA LAGUNA THE 209 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,172 YOU'VE EVER MET, SQUIDWARD? 210 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,174 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO 211 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,927 BUT I'D LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE AT SOME POINT. 212 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,969 OF TEACHING US IS... 213 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,016 OH, WONDERFUL. 214 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,060 I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE ANOTHER LESSON. QUIET, SQUIDWARD, 215 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,254 JUST KEEP BREATHING. 216 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,884 THAT'S IT? 217 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,303 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 218 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,889 I WENT AND TALKED TO HIM? 219 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:30,811 THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB. OH, THANK YOU, 220 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,770 WELL, DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 221 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:32,646 YEP. 222 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,063 AND? 223 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,275 HE SAID, WE JUST HAVE TO 224 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,068 WILL BE REVEALED. 225 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,070 STUCK HERE FOREVER. WE'RE GONNA BE 226 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,953 WELL, SANDY, 227 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,165 BUT THRIVED. 228 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,083 YOU BUILT A FIVE-STAR HOTEL... 229 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,085 A STEAM-POWERED GENERATOR... 230 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,713 COCONUT MILK... 231 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,340 AND EVEN AN ESPRESSO BAR. 232 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:04,011 I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, BUT I MISS BIKINI BOTTOM. 233 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:08,015 THE GANG AND FLY US RIGHT BACK. 234 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,600 ACORN-ONE TO TOWER, REQUEST CLEARANCE. 235 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:14,771 YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE-OFF. ROGER, ACORN-ONE, 236 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,446 OH, PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN. 237 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,532 SPILL YOUR GROCERIES. I DIDN'T MEAN TO 238 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:29,536 WELL, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT I'M A LITTLE LOW ON CASH THIS MONTH. 239 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,039 FOR MORE. 240 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,500 SOME MONEY I CAN BORROW. 241 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,169 NO, I... CASHY. 242 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,381 PLEASE, CASHY IS I'VE EVER HAD. 243 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,226 PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO DIDN'T STARE AT THAT FIRE ALL NIGHT. 244 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:56,980 OK. 245 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,066 ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE. 246 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,109 HEY, BLONDIE. 247 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,654 GO HOME, OR I'M GONNA... 248 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,991 LIKE YOUR FRIENDS OVER THERE. YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T 249 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:15,040 AWESOME SURFERS. 250 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,382 WHERE'S HE GOING? 251 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,676 COME ON. 252 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:40,398 LOOK, HE'S ON TOP OF THAT BIG DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 253 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,658 J.K.L., IS THIS THE NEXT PART OF OUR TRAINING? 254 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,831 THESE CLOUDS... 255 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,500 THEY CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 256 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,003 OF PRECIPITATION? 257 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,881 YES. 258 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:14,141 THAT A PERFECT WAVE IS FORMED. 259 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,809 A PERFECT WAVE? 260 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:19,146 THE WORLD'S BIGGEST, FASTEST... 261 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,149 LONGEST, GNARLIEST... 262 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,902 MOST TOTALLY AWESOME, PERFECT WAVE. 263 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,697 THEY CALL IT... 264 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,615 THE BIG ONE. 265 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,784 THEY USED TO CALL ME. HEY, THAT'S WHAT 266 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,871 IT'S PROBABLY 267 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,374 TO BIKINI BOTTOM. 268 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,419 OR YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE... YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH IT, 269 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,129 FOREVER. 270 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,760 THE BIG ONE... 271 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:54,181 IS ALMOST UPON US. 272 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,518 PLEASE, PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN. 273 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,729 LET CASHY GO. 274 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,733 SOIL YOUR WATERS AGAIN. I PROMISE I'LL NEVER 275 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,317 YA PROMISE? 276 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,030 DEAR AUNT SALLY'S FALSE TEETH. OH, YES, I PROMISE ON MY 277 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,032 LIAR! 278 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,284 WHAT? 279 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,787 YOUR AUNT SALLY DOESN'T WEAR FALSE TEETH. 280 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,164 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 281 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,791 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 282 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,377 NO... 283 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,254 WHOOPS. 284 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,508 THIS WEATHER SURE IS DANGEROUS. 285 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,177 I'D BETTER BE CAREFUL. 286 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,346 MAYDAY, MAYDAY, I'M GOING DOWN. 287 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,265 REPEAT, DOWN. 288 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,560 AND NOW, JUST TO MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN... 289 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,188 A LITTLE TRIP DOWN TO... I'M GONNA SEND YOU ON 290 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,898 OH, OW, OOH, OW, OOH. 291 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,942 UH... WHERE IS THAT, EXACTLY? 292 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,737 MAYDAY... 293 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,410 ALL ALONE AGAIN. 294 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,495 CASHY. 295 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,584 WHAT THE? 296 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,419 TUBE SOCK? 297 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,378 BUT THAT MEANS... 298 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,297 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 299 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,592 WELCOME TO MY LOCKER. 300 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,026 J.K.L.: GET READY, DUDES, IT'S COMING. 301 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,904 TEACHING US HOW TO SURF. J.K.L., THANKS FOR 302 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,031 LITTLE DUDE... 303 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,826 I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW. 304 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,620 HERE IT COMES. 305 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,999 WELL, J.K.L., I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE. 306 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:49,171 WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 307 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,840 IN RETURN FOR ITS AWESOMENESS... 308 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:57,095 DEMANDS A SACRIFICE. 309 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,057 ONE OF YOU WILL NOT RETURN. 310 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,477 I VOLUNTEER SPONGEBOB. 311 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,938 KEEP PADDLING, PATRICK. 312 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,193 THIS WIND FEELS LIKE RAZOR BLADES. 313 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,320 IT'S THE BIG ONE! 314 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,616 NO! 315 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,876 HEY, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT. 316 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,169 PATRICK, GRAB ON. 317 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,341 HANG ON, SQUIDWARD. 318 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,720 THIS IS IT. 319 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,139 TO PAY OFF. 320 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,225 MR. KRABS DOWN THERE. LOOK, THAT'S 321 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,311 YOUR HAIR, DON'T YOU, CASHY? 322 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,604 MR. KRABS, HOP ON 323 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,857 OR YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER. 324 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,734 WHO SAID THAT? 325 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,737 MR. KRABS! 326 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,365 TO TELL HIM THAT I... 327 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,532 J.K.L.: LOOKING FOR THIS? 328 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,201 J.K.L. 329 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,744 AND MR. KRABS. 330 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,828 AND CASHY. 331 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,584 CASHY! 332 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,628 J.K.L. 333 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,630 NO! 334 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,216 LITTLE DUDE... 335 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,469 I WAS BORN TO DO THIS. 336 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,478 PREFERS A HIGH-PROTEIN MEAL. 337 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,814 NOW WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO? 338 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,959 YOU HEAR A NOISE? 339 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,424 EVERYBODY, LOOK. 340 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,258 A YOU-FOE. 341 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,801 A SPACEMAN. 342 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,429 FUNNY MOVES, SPACEMAN. DON'T MAKE ANY 343 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,889 OUR WORLD WITHOUT A FIGHT. YOU'RE NOT CONQUERING 344 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,891 I'M NOT A SPACEMAN, YOU DUNDERHEAD. 345 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,019 SPONGEBOB'S FRIEND. IT'S ME, SANDY, 346 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,734 FIND SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK. SHUCKS, NOW I'LL NEVER 347 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,735 WHO? 348 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,903 MY FRIENDS. 349 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,823 AND NEVER RETURNED. 350 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:25,285 IS ONE OF THEM, LIKE, A LITTLE SQUARE DUDE WITH BIG TEETH? 351 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,329 YOU SOME KIND OF MIND-READER? 352 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,579 NO. 353 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,042 WELCOME HOME. 354 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,588 HEY, TWITCH. 355 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,049 GRAB A GUITAR, DUDE. 356 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,051 LET'S PARTY. 357 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,018 I LOVE THIS SONG. 358 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,561 WHEE... 359 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,941 LOOK. 360 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,611 J.K.L. 361 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,785 JUST KEEP BREATHING. 362 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,911 CASHY. 363 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,584 TURN IT UP, CHIP.