1 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,872 Ah. 2 00:00:09,914 --> 00:00:15,168 stroll deep in Jellyfish fields. Nothing quite like a relaxing 3 00:00:19,631 --> 00:00:21,508 I'd know that sound anywhere! 4 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:24,428 It's a terrifying shriek! 5 00:00:25,262 --> 00:00:26,764 But where's it coming from? 6 00:00:31,977 --> 00:00:33,604 what is with all the shrieking? Patrick, 7 00:00:33,645 --> 00:00:35,313 You know I walk here on Tuesdays. 8 00:00:35,355 --> 00:00:37,274 Sorry, SpongeBob. That wasn't me. 9 00:00:37,315 --> 00:00:40,318 Patrick, I know I heard a terrifying shriek. 10 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,447 but I was just mimicking it. So did I, SpongeBob, 11 00:00:43,488 --> 00:00:47,284 Patrick, please don't do that. So you were mimicking it? 12 00:00:47,325 --> 00:00:48,660 - It is really... 13 00:00:48,702 --> 00:00:50,996 Wait a minute, if the shriek wasn't coming from you, 14 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,122 where was it...? 15 00:00:53,874 --> 00:00:56,001 Behind that kelp shrub. It's over there. 16 00:00:59,004 --> 00:01:01,882 must've come from this clam. The terrifying shriek 17 00:01:05,469 --> 00:01:08,305 there's something wrong with... Hey, Patrick. I think 18 00:01:14,103 --> 00:01:15,437 What are we gonna do? 19 00:01:15,479 --> 00:01:18,774 I remember coughing like that, Well, the last time 20 00:01:18,816 --> 00:01:21,944 eating a box of kelp jerky. I was sitting at home 21 00:01:21,986 --> 00:01:24,488 got some stuck in your throat? You were coughing because you 22 00:01:24,529 --> 00:01:27,074 I got the TV remote stuck in my throat. 23 00:01:27,116 --> 00:01:29,076 Patrick, this clam is choking! 24 00:01:29,118 --> 00:01:32,370 Luckily I come prepared. There, there, Clammy. 25 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:34,456 What are you doing? 26 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:36,000 - They like this. - No. 27 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:40,420 You always give a choking victim the "slime-lick" maneuver first. 28 00:01:40,462 --> 00:01:42,255 And if that doesn't work, you walk away 29 00:01:42,297 --> 00:01:45,009 you never saw them before. and pretend like 30 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:47,302 Like this. Ready, clam? 31 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:50,347 Ooh! 32 00:01:50,388 --> 00:01:52,641 Well, SpongeBob, I think I might go catch a movie. 33 00:01:52,683 --> 00:01:54,768 - Hey, what about the clam? - What clam? 34 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,185 I've never seen that clam before. 35 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:57,729 But... 36 00:01:58,981 --> 00:02:02,734 Patrick, the clam had a baby. 37 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:04,987 That's not a baby, SpongeBob. 38 00:02:05,029 --> 00:02:07,280 - Then what could it be? - I'll give you a hint. 39 00:02:07,322 --> 00:02:11,368 What's white and round and comes out of clams? 40 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:12,786 Their... eyes? 41 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:17,124 - No, silly. A volleyball! - A baby volleyball! 42 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:24,173 I got it! Oof! 43 00:02:24,213 --> 00:02:27,176 - Good idea coming here, Patrick. - That's my specialty. 44 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:30,679 - Nope. Being called Patrick. - Having good ideas? 45 00:02:30,721 --> 00:02:32,639 some stretches first. Maybe we should do 46 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:35,184 - Well, that's my specialty. - Good idea! 47 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,267 Having good ideas? 48 00:02:36,309 --> 00:02:38,645 Doing some stretches first. Nope. 49 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:47,071 The thing's 100 years old. Yeah. No. I dunno. 50 00:02:47,112 --> 00:02:49,948 How should I know? All right. Look, if you don't wanna... 51 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:54,786 Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, I... 52 00:02:56,788 --> 00:02:59,583 Yeah, yeah. I'm still here. 53 00:02:59,624 --> 00:03:02,002 138, 139. 54 00:03:02,044 --> 00:03:03,587 - Gentlemen. - Hello. 55 00:03:03,628 --> 00:03:07,382 what a lovely ball that is. I couldn't help noticing 56 00:03:07,424 --> 00:03:08,800 Oh. Really? 57 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:12,721 to get a closer look. Yes, I'd sure like 58 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:16,516 - We don't mind, do we, Patrick? - Just don't take too long. 59 00:03:16,558 --> 00:03:18,643 start playing with it. We were just about to 60 00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:21,646 Oh, it won't take long at all. 61 00:03:21,688 --> 00:03:23,815 It's heavier than I imagined. Ooh! 62 00:03:23,857 --> 00:03:26,484 Where'd you find it? And shiner, too. 63 00:03:26,526 --> 00:03:29,279 deep in Jellyfish Fields. We found it 64 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,448 Really? What was it doing there? 65 00:03:31,489 --> 00:03:33,867 - Well... - Choking a clam. 66 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:37,579 What would you say if I were to offer you a small fortune 67 00:03:37,621 --> 00:03:39,664 in exchange for your shiny ball? 68 00:03:39,706 --> 00:03:42,542 What do you mean, small fortune? 69 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:59,268 you think there'll be, Patrick? Whoa. How many more trucks do 70 00:03:59,309 --> 00:04:03,730 getting kinda hungry, though. Huh? Oh, I dunno. I am 71 00:04:03,772 --> 00:04:05,649 I'll catch up with you later, SpongeBob. 72 00:04:06,775 --> 00:04:08,568 That looked like the last of 'em. 73 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:10,320 - The last of what? - Oh, hey, Patrick. 74 00:04:10,361 --> 00:04:12,739 So, did you figure out what you're gonna do 75 00:04:12,781 --> 00:04:14,658 with this fat stack of cabbage yet? 76 00:04:14,699 --> 00:04:16,576 Yep! I mean... nope. 77 00:04:16,618 --> 00:04:19,412 Well, my dad always told me, "When you have money, 78 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:21,290 you need to do more than spend it. 79 00:04:21,331 --> 00:04:22,791 You need to have a plan." 80 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,251 Wow, your dad really told you that? 81 00:04:24,293 --> 00:04:25,794 What he said was, 82 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:28,755 "How many times do I have to tell you not to stand there?" 83 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:30,590 - But I knew what he meant. - Hey, Patrick. 84 00:04:30,632 --> 00:04:33,468 when you don't know what to buy. I know where to go 85 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,470 - The mall! - You do? 86 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:37,681 - Yeah! - Whoo! 87 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,393 Touchdown! 88 00:04:44,062 --> 00:04:45,105 Awwww! 89 00:04:46,273 --> 00:04:47,691 Patrick? Where'd you go? 90 00:04:50,401 --> 00:04:53,613 - Oh. There you are. 91 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:16,136 the best shopping day ever. Patrick, that was 92 00:05:16,178 --> 00:05:19,723 - You can say that again. - Best shopping day ever. 93 00:05:19,764 --> 00:05:21,933 - Patrick, I've got an idea. - Really? 94 00:05:21,975 --> 00:05:26,021 and this time... buy stuff! Let's go shopping again 95 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:29,691 Oh! Wasn't that incredible, Patrick? 96 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:31,193 With all this money, 97 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:33,362 we could've bought anything in the whole world. 98 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:35,697 - So, tell me, what'd you buy? - Yep. 99 00:05:35,739 --> 00:05:39,117 A life-time supply of strawberry gum. 100 00:05:39,159 --> 00:05:40,493 Hey, me too! 101 00:05:40,535 --> 00:05:43,080 And to think, we barely even put a dent in my fortune. 102 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:49,336 Two, please. One for me and one for my best friend, Patrick. 103 00:05:49,378 --> 00:05:51,255 I didn't really ask who they're for. 104 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:54,216 Thanks. There you go. 105 00:05:54,258 --> 00:05:56,551 It was only 59 cents for the ice cream. 106 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:58,178 Oh, that's OK. 107 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,263 I kinda have more money 108 00:05:59,304 --> 00:06:01,390 than I know what to do with right now. 109 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:03,432 Looks like my ex-wife was wrong. 110 00:06:03,474 --> 00:06:05,018 I am in the right line of work. 111 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,896 Triple goo berry sundae, please. 112 00:06:07,938 --> 00:06:10,481 - Sure. That's gonna be 2.98. - Extra nuts. 113 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:13,902 Ugh. Hey, Bert, you got, like, eight cents I can borrow? 114 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:16,321 No, I don't, Bill. Sorry. Let me check. 115 00:06:16,363 --> 00:06:18,740 why is it I always have money You know, 116 00:06:18,782 --> 00:06:20,033 when you need to borrow it? 117 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,868 I dunno what to say. 118 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,121 Are you gentlemen low on funds? 119 00:06:24,162 --> 00:06:26,248 Let me help. Here you go. 120 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:29,084 I just need eight cents. Whoa. That's OK. 121 00:06:29,126 --> 00:06:31,169 got my ice cream. See? That's OK. I already 122 00:06:31,211 --> 00:06:34,881 - OK, uh... Thanks! - Sure thing. 123 00:06:34,923 --> 00:06:36,925 - Do you need some too, Bert? - OK! 124 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,844 - You wanna buy some ice cream? - Could I have some too? 125 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:40,971 No, I'm allergic. 126 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:43,598 But... I'll be your best friend. 127 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,891 It's a deal. 128 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:47,477 with this guy for a while. I think I could hang out 129 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:49,062 Me too. 130 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,397 Me three. 131 00:06:52,523 --> 00:06:53,691 Ice cream? 132 00:06:59,406 --> 00:07:01,866 Mmm. Yes? 133 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:06,413 Uh... I'm here to see SpongeBob. 134 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,081 And are you on the guest list, sir? 135 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,126 Well, I don't think so. Normally, I... 136 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:14,004 let you in, sir. Good day, sir. Then I'm afraid I can't 137 00:07:14,045 --> 00:07:15,713 Good day. 138 00:07:16,673 --> 00:07:19,301 Your shoe's untied. 139 00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:21,594 Oh. Why so it is. 140 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,891 Thank you, sir. 141 00:07:28,893 --> 00:07:31,938 And so he was like, "Do you wanna buy some ice cream?" 142 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,274 Ice cream! Can you imagine? 143 00:07:34,316 --> 00:07:37,819 I love that story. 144 00:07:37,861 --> 00:07:41,448 Have you seen SpongeBob around? Hey, guys. 145 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:42,949 Is that guy talking to us? 146 00:07:42,991 --> 00:07:46,786 Just don't move or breathe. He might go away. 147 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,458 SpongeBob? SpongeBob! 148 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,794 I could buy and sell you. Hey, pal, watch it. 149 00:07:54,836 --> 00:07:58,756 And I said, "Go ahead. Let's do it right now. 150 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:00,217 I got too much hair anyways." 151 00:08:03,303 --> 00:08:05,180 SpongeBob. SpongeBob! 152 00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:07,182 Don't wear it out. That's my name. 153 00:08:10,352 --> 00:08:11,978 I gotta tell ya something SpongeBob, 154 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,021 I think you should know. 155 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:15,648 Your house is full of strangers! 156 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:18,068 These aren't strangers. Oh, Patrick. 157 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:20,987 of my closest friends. These are 497 158 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:23,781 - Right, everybody? - Yeah! 159 00:08:23,823 --> 00:08:26,368 - That's right! - Yeah! 160 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:29,287 Patrick, do you hear that? 161 00:08:29,329 --> 00:08:32,249 That is the sound of love. 162 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:35,668 SpongeBob, if you keep throwing your money away like that, 163 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,212 you won't have any left. 164 00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:39,005 - Excuse me, sir. - And then— 165 00:08:39,047 --> 00:08:40,882 Is this man giving you trouble? 166 00:08:40,924 --> 00:08:42,967 - Like I was saying... - SpongeBob! 167 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:44,969 - We don't want any trouble. - But... 168 00:08:45,011 --> 00:08:46,637 Now just keep moving. 169 00:08:47,972 --> 00:08:49,599 Dude, how did you get in there? 170 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,977 And I told him, it's not that I mind the macaroni. 171 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:55,855 - Sorry about that, SpongeBob. - What I mind is... 172 00:08:55,897 --> 00:08:57,607 - Won't happen again. - No matter. 173 00:08:57,648 --> 00:09:00,610 my glamorous new lifestyle. He's simply jealous of 174 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:04,448 Can I have some money? Say, that reminds me. 175 00:09:04,489 --> 00:09:06,991 I always remember to... Why, certainly. 176 00:09:09,119 --> 00:09:11,371 I keep it in this other pocket. I forgot. 177 00:09:13,498 --> 00:09:16,751 Uh, will you please excuse me for a moment? 178 00:09:41,859 --> 00:09:43,027 Well, everyone. 179 00:09:43,069 --> 00:09:45,238 put a damper on things, I hope this doesn't 180 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,739 but I just checked and... 181 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:51,744 all my money is... gone. Well, it's just that 182 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:57,000 for work tomorrow, boy. Don't be late 183 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:03,340 - Oh. Hey, SpongeBob. - Hey, Patrick. 184 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:05,634 Whatcha doing? 185 00:10:05,675 --> 00:10:09,804 Oh, the same thing us sea stars are usually doing, I guess. 186 00:10:09,846 --> 00:10:12,265 Laying up against a rock. 187 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,310 - Patrick, I was wrong. - About what? 188 00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:18,480 those people being my friends. The money and about 189 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:20,857 There is no right or wrong 190 00:10:20,898 --> 00:10:23,067 when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob. 191 00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:26,946 There just either is or there isn't. 192 00:10:26,988 --> 00:10:29,073 if having a bunch of money Patrick, 193 00:10:29,115 --> 00:10:31,326 you're my best friend, makes me forget that 194 00:10:31,368 --> 00:10:33,953 then I don't want any more money ever again. 195 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:36,747 Well, why didn't you say so, buddy? 196 00:10:36,789 --> 00:10:38,833 someone to go break in I've been waiting for 197 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,335 my new volleyball with! 198 00:10:40,377 --> 00:10:43,004 You got another new volleyball? 199 00:10:43,046 --> 00:10:44,506 Yep. I found it. 200 00:10:44,548 --> 00:10:45,674 Found it? Where? 201 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:49,718 Inside the Bikini Bottom Diamond Mine! 202 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,773 Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either. 203 00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:11,008 make a strong first impression I am anxious to look good and 204 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,969 as I share my singing skills 205 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,639 Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. with the famed 206 00:12:19,643 --> 00:12:22,145 But I needn't be too anxious, 207 00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:24,648 this master's voice, for once they hear 208 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,275 they'll give me the lead solo for sure. 209 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,784 Huh? 210 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:41,122 Well, it looks like a forlorn SpongeBob 211 00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:42,707 lying sprawled across the dirt. 212 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,633 Obviously depressed. 213 00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:58,556 Oh, what a lovely day. For me. 214 00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:00,057 Huh? 215 00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:04,853 Squidward, my playmate Patrick is away at a family reunion. 216 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:06,939 Sad and alone. 217 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:10,777 I'm desperate for something to do and someone to play with. 218 00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:20,829 Well, I've got no time for the likes of you. 219 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:24,165 Squidward, where are you going all dressed up? 220 00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:25,542 None of your business. 221 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,711 - And no, you can't. - Can I come? 222 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:29,128 Are you going to a fancy store? 223 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,714 - A fancy par-tay? - No. 224 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:32,131 - A hot fancy-pants date? - No. 225 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,675 - Can I come? Can I come? - No. 226 00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:36,260 Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? 227 00:13:36,302 --> 00:13:39,889 no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, 228 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,891 Does that answer your questions? 229 00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:47,731 All except for that last one. 230 00:13:47,772 --> 00:13:50,191 No, you can't! 231 00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:56,364 If you must know, I am going to be a featured soloist 232 00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,658 concert performance for an impending 233 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,828 Bikini Bottom Men's Choir. with the famed 234 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:06,165 I'm hitting the big time, not playtime. 235 00:14:06,207 --> 00:14:08,877 Now if you'll excuse me... 236 00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:12,296 Wow! 237 00:14:16,342 --> 00:14:19,554 and your buddies, Squidward, I may not be as good as you 238 00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:22,014 in my heart that I wanna share. but I too have a song 239 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:45,204 Au revoir, SpongeBob! 240 00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:47,206 See you in the nosebleed seats. 241 00:14:47,248 --> 00:14:49,584 Har-har-har-har! 242 00:15:04,056 --> 00:15:06,851 the Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. I'm good enough to join 243 00:15:06,893 --> 00:15:08,686 - I promise! - Yuck! 244 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:11,648 Perhaps Squidward didn't see me. 245 00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:22,325 ought to get his attention. This giant pothole 246 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:32,042 the wrong note back there. Ugh! I think I hit 247 00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,377 What the...? 248 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:36,840 Now I have a captive audience. What a lucky break! 249 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,439 could you keep it down, please? Squidward, 250 00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:55,191 I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. 251 00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:04,158 If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me 252 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,453 in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir men, my life is ruined! 253 00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,832 I'm almost late for choir practice. 254 00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:14,711 SpongeBob again or I'm doomed! I'd better not run into 255 00:16:27,056 --> 00:16:30,601 Stop! Stop. Stop. Stop. 256 00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:37,692 I hereby issue you this ticket for reckless frowning 257 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,777 listen to my song. and failing to 258 00:16:39,819 --> 00:16:41,779 What are you, some kinda...? 259 00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:44,991 I'm a singing traffic cop. That's right. 260 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,784 A singing traffic— 261 00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,545 I will be late to practice SpongeBob, 262 00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:59,964 with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down. 263 00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,842 It is a high honor to be chosen 264 00:17:02,884 --> 00:17:04,719 for the Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. 265 00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:09,390 And you are not going to keep me from performing my grand solo. 266 00:18:19,502 --> 00:18:20,962 Just in time. 267 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:28,218 Gentlemen. 268 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,398 the most wonderful singing That's 269 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,858 I've ever heard. 270 00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:24,501 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! 271 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,756 - Hear, hear. - Bravo. 272 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,008 Oh, Master SquarePants. 273 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,844 We would be honored if you would take the open chair 274 00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:35,846 as our featured soloist! 275 00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:39,058 Well... 276 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,852 Mmm. Hmm. Ah. Mmm. 277 00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:46,232 We would also be honored if you would wear this. 278 00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:51,361 A moustache? For me? 279 00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:55,199 Well, don't be shy. Put it on. Well? 280 00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:58,452 Squidward, look. 281 00:20:58,494 --> 00:21:01,455 choir man's moustache. My very own 282 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,752 Well, will you do it? 283 00:21:13,884 --> 00:21:15,261 I'll do it! 284 00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:17,305 But only if you find a spot 285 00:21:17,346 --> 00:21:20,808 and great friend, Squidward. for my inspiration 286 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,020 Deal!