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Perch Perkins here,
coming to you live

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from the Bikini Bottom Wrestling
Royal Rumble Free-For-All!

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Free? Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Gimme. Gimme? Gimme?

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Uh... what do I get?

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Well, what you get is
the most anticipated event

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of the wrestling season.

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Hundreds of wrestlers
from around the world

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face off against
the heavyweight champs.

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Anyone who can defeat
these giants

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will earn
the championship title.

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Big deal.

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And the million-dollar
cash prize.

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Million? Dollars? Cash?

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Prize?

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Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Money, money, money,
money, money, money,

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money, money, money,
money, money, money, money...

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Money! Money! Money...
Money... Money.

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Money?

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Ooh.

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My leg! My leg!

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No living soul
should suffer through

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what I've witnessed here today.

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Except maybe...

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Where are you taking us,
Mr. Krabs?

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Now go get 'em!

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What do you think
the surprise is, Patrick?

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I don't know.
What do you think it is?

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I don't know. What do you—

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Whatever it is, it's really big.

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And hairy!

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And it smells angry.

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- Is it time to look yet?
- You peek first.

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No, you peek first.

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Hey, who are those guys,
Mr. Krabs?

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They look like
they wanna hurt us.

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What? Those two?
Ah, they're harmless.

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- It's all just part of the act.
- The act?

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Of course!
They're just pretending.

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Pretending?

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We like pretending.

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Don't we all?

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Can we wear costumes?

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Uh... sure.

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Hey, SpongeBob, how do I look?

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Wow! Looks like
those Iron Bun workout videos

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are really paying off.

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- [TV] And two and three

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and four steps closer
to your dream body.

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I can even do it in my sleep.

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Wow! Can we have
cool nicknames too?

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Oh, fine. You're the, uh,
Short Order Boy,

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and he's the, uh, Pink Patty.

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And together, we are?

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The Krusty Krushers.

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Now, go out there and
wrestle me up a million dollars!

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This is gonna be so fun. Yeah!

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- Whoa!
- Yeah!

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- Whoa!
- Yeah!

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- Whoa!
- Yeah!

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- Whoa!
- OK, we're ready.

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Hmm? Oh, uh, yeah.

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Al! Send the mic down.
We've got fresh meat.

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Actually, we're here
to fake wrestle.

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And to pretend wrestle.

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Yeah, whatever.

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In this corner
we have the challengers,

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the Krusty Krushers.

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Ooh! Excuse me.

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You can do it!

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And on the opposite side
of the ring,

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we have
the undefeated champions.

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Did it just get dark in here?

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Dark? I'm afraid of the dark!

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Oh, don't be afraid,
it's just them.

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Oh. Right. Yeah, it's just
those guys we're gonna wrestle.

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Hello, fellow competitors.

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What was that?

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Hmm. That's wrestlese
for "You're dead meat."

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I don't get it.

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Hey, look, Patrick!
It's Mr. Krabs, cheering us on.

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Oomph!

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Whoa!

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Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

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Hey, Patrick.
Look, Patrick. It's a fist.

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Fist? Where?
Oh! Yeah, that's definitely a—

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Yeah!

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- How fun was that?
- It was so super duper fun!

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- Boom!
- Ahem!

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Did you need something,
Mr. Krabs?

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Oh. Did I need something?

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Hmm, let me think.
Did I need something?

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Yes, I need something!

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I need you two to get back in
there and show them who's boss.

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Show them what Short Order Boy
and Pink Patty can really do.

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Right! Come on, Patrick.

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Let's show these two
what they're messing with.

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With pleasure.

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Let's do this!

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That's the
million-dollar-winning spirit!

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Alright, you two.
No more messing around.

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You see this?
Just a spatula, right? Wrong!

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Actually, this represents
your face

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after I get through mangling it.

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There! You see that?

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It's not gonna be pretty
when I get done with you.

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- Hey, good one, SpongeBob.
- Thanks, Patrick.

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Now you try saying something
intimidating as well.

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OK. And if you think
this is bad,

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wait till I get my hands on you.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
uh, tear you to shreds

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like a...

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Oh! Oh, come on!

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Ah! I got a paper cut,
paper cut!

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Patrick, are you OK?

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Huh? Oh. I'm fine.
I just like to suck on my hand.

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Really? Me too!

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Oh. Now what?

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That tickles.

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Good catch.

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- Look, I'm a—
- Helicopter!

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- What are you doing out there?
- Fake wrestling.

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OK.

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But you still have to try to win
in fake wrestling.

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Mr. Krabs,
we're having so much fun.

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Doesn't that make us winners?

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Actually, it doesn't!

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OK, OK, look. Just—

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Hey, where'd they... Oh, no!
Not the—

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Wow! Now that's
a serious sleeper hold.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Fluffy. Mm-hm-hm!

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Aww!

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And it looks like the champs
are ready to end it.

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- End it?
- End it! End it.

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Get up, you guys!

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Yep, they're gonna leave more
than a mark

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with this special move.

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The mother of all moves,

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a flying double-decker
atomic head-butt of destruction.

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With a spin.

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Come on! Come on!
Wake up!

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And squeeze.

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Oh, who am I kidding?
Goodbye, money.

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Squeeze!

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Goodbye, money.

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Squeeze!

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Huh?

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- Oh, no!
- Not iron buns!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
here are your new champions.

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Goodbye, my... new champions?

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That's right, Skip. And the
winners of one million dollars.

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Hello, money!

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Hoo-hoo! Money! Sweet money!

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- Or...
- Or?

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You can take what's behind
curtain number two.

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Curtain number two?

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Make all your dreams come true
with one week at wrestle camp.

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Like we'd trade this money for—

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Wrestle camp!

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Wrestle camp!
Wrestle camp! Wrestle camp!

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Wrestle camp it is!

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See you at Wrestle Camp,
Mr. Krabs.

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Next! Oh, no.

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Hey, Quincy.
How's my favorite money man?

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SpongeBob.
What can I do for you?

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The new Mermaid Man and Barnacle
Boy cards come out today.

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So I need to take out
some mon-ay.

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Let me see
your bank book.

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Sure thing, Quincy. Sure thing.

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Nice bunnies.

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I know, I know.
It's so embarrassing.

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I wanted the one
with the kittens on it.

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Right.

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- Here you are, sir.
- Thank you.

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Hm... Uh, Quincy,
this one is wrinkled.

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I couldn't possibly
give this to Mermaid Man.

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It simply won't do.

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I don't think they go directly
to Mermaid Man, SpongeBob.

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But, um, here. Try this one.

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Hmm.
This one smells funny.

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Oh, come on. Would you hurry up?

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Yeah. Some of us have
withdrawals to make, you know?

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- Oh, come on!
- Hey!

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Well, I'll have you know
that this is for Mermaid Man

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and I'm not leaving
until I have money

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that shows him
the proper respect.

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Whoa!

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One, two, three, four.

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Hey, Patrick.
Counting up your change

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for a pack of Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy trading cards?

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No. I'm thinking about buying
this book on counting.

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Three... four...

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What's gonna happen
next?

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Five! Holy super happy fun time!
This book's good!

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I'll take it. One, two, three...

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One pack of Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy cards, please.

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- All right!
- Hey, not so fast.

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Where's my dollar?

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There you are, my good sir.

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Here you go, kid.

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So shiny and smooth.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ooh!

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Mermaid Man's bubble-powered
wheelchair from Season 12.

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And Barnacle Boy's bunion.

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Holy scallops.

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It's the dentures
that Mermaid Man used

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to pop the dirty bubble
in episode 402.

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Wow. These must be the most
valuable cards in the world.

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I'll treasure them forever.

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Those cards
aren't worth nothing.

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I wouldn't put those cards
in the spokes of my bike.

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Now, if you want to see
a card worth talking about,

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check this one out.

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This is the super rare platinum

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hologrammed animated
talking card number 54.

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Mermaid Man says...

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Buy more cards!

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There are only five
in existence.

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How much is it, for this one?

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This one's just a display.
If you want a real one,

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you have to buy as many packs as
you can and hope you get lucky.

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Oh, I have a good feeling
about this one.

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Come on! And it's...

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nothing.

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Oh.

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Oh, I'll never find card 54!

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- 96... 97...

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98... 99...

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100! Oh! I hate counting!

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Just give me what he's having.

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Oh, boy!
Let's see which card I got.

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Is this a good card, SpongeBob?

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No. It's just another...

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Mermaid Man says...

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Buy more cards!

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Number 54!
That's the best card there is!

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- It sure does the job.

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Patrick, you're picking
your teeth with it.

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I'm preventing gingivitis.

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Patrick. That's the ultra-rare
number 54 talking card.

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It's really valuable. And
there's only five in existence.

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And...

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Patrick!

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So now do you understand

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why you should take
really good care of that card?

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Yes, sir.

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I can't let anything happen
to that card.

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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
would never forgive me.

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Patrick, watch out!

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You almost tripped
on that crack.

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Phew.
Now watch where you're going.

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OK. Thanks, buddy.

257
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,252
Patrick, look out!

258
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,722
Ah. That was close.

259
00:16:27,764 --> 00:16:29,807
Hey, SpongeBob, fun.

260
00:16:29,849 --> 00:16:30,808
Patrick, this is serious.

261
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,310
You're carrying precious cargo
now.

262
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:36,272
You can't just wander aimlessly
around like you've been—

263
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:38,691
What?

264
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,735
The card!

265
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:51,621
Patrick, why did you
just walk into Goo Lagoon?

266
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,873
SpongeBob,
you can't always expect

267
00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:56,459
my usual brand of stupidity.

268
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,503
I like to mix it up,
keep you on your toes.

269
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,738
Here we are. Home, safe home.

270
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,740
And nothing happened
to the card.

271
00:17:27,782 --> 00:17:31,619
Good job, SpongeBob.
Now let me just get my keys.

272
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:32,996
Nope.

273
00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:35,873
There you are. I knew
you were in there somewhere.

274
00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:37,917
The super rare
and priceless

275
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,919
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
trading card.

276
00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:41,921
Patrick, where is it?
Where is it?

277
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:45,758
Dear Neptune. You didn't put it
in your pocket, did you?

278
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,718
It's getting all bent up!

279
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,931
Bent up! Bent up! Bent up!

280
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:54,142
Bent, bent, bent, bent up!

281
00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:58,146
Don't get your pants up
in a square knot, SpongeBob.

282
00:17:58,187 --> 00:18:01,357
I don't even believe in pockets.

283
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:04,902
I keep everything
I need right here,

284
00:18:04,944 --> 00:18:06,863
in the folds of my back fat.

285
00:18:08,072 --> 00:18:11,117
You seem to be pretty fond
of this little thing.

286
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:14,620
Why don't you just keep it?

287
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:20,710
You mean you'd give me
your most valuable possession?

288
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,713
I'd give you
my most valuable possession?

289
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:30,970
- You're the best pal ever!
- I'm the best pal ever!

290
00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:35,599
- But can you do me one favor?
- Sure, pal. Anything for you.

291
00:18:35,641 --> 00:18:39,062
Do you mind if I hold on to it,
just for today?

292
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:41,814
Um... sure, Patrick.

293
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:45,234
Oh, good. Because my landlord
changed the lock again.

294
00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:49,488
Patrick, wait.
Let me call a locksmith.

295
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,241
Oh, I don't need
any old locksmith.

296
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:55,161
But, Patrick, don't!
Patrick! Oh!

297
00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:57,163
Patrick!
Don't you think maybe...

298
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:01,250
- that you shouldn't—

299
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,922
Man! This card is fantastic.

300
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:10,176
Breaking and entering
sure makes a fella hungry.

301
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,302
Hey, why don't we eat
some dinner?

302
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,430
And then I'll give you
your card.

303
00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:21,104
Ooh.
This barbecue's really filthy.

304
00:19:21,145 --> 00:19:23,106
Oh, but this'll take care of it.

305
00:19:23,147 --> 00:19:25,274
No, no, Patrick.
Wait. Allow me to clean it.

306
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:29,653
No, no, SpongeBob. I know you
wanna help, but you're my guest.

307
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:39,747
There. Nice and shiny.

308
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,718
Patrick, the card! It's on fire!

309
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,387
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll take care of it.

310
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,641
There. Good as new.

311
00:19:58,682 --> 00:19:59,809
Ew.

312
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,940
Dinner is served.

313
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,075
Buy cards.

314
00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:22,039
Ah. Oh, that hit
the spot. Pardon me.

315
00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:25,042
Ah.

316
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:26,877
Hey, look at that.

317
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,423
Sundown already?

318
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:34,093
Well, you can have
your card now.

319
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:36,595
I hope you get as much use
out of it as I have.

320
00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:38,347
Hmm.

321
00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:46,563
Oh, it's ruined!

322
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,701
SpongeBob, what's wrong?

323
00:20:58,742 --> 00:21:02,412
Now I'll never have
Mermaid Man card number 54,

324
00:21:02,454 --> 00:21:04,123
the special talking one.

325
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:06,416
Aw. Sure you will.

326
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,378
No. No, I spent all my money
and...

327
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:14,424
and... and you bought
the last pack!

328
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:17,720
There's no more left
in all of Bikini Bottom.

329
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:19,847
Well, what about these?

330
00:21:19,889 --> 00:21:21,891
Mermaid Man says...

331
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,935
Buy more cards!

332
00:21:24,977 --> 00:21:28,731
Number 54. Patrick,
where did you get these?

333
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:31,567
Well, that one pack
I bought was filled with 'em.

334
00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:33,694
May I have one?

335
00:21:33,736 --> 00:21:37,073
They're all yours, buddy.
See you tomorrow.

336
00:21:37,114 --> 00:21:38,448
Wow!

337
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:41,785
Ah, hey, SpongeBob,
can I borrow one of those cards?

338
00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:44,538
I locked myself
out of my house again.