1 00:00:10,072 --> 00:00:12,575 - Ahoy, Mr. Krabs. - Huh? 2 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:15,244 Oh, ahoy, SpongeBob. 3 00:00:15,285 --> 00:00:16,912 Ahoy, Mr. Krabs! 4 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,249 OK. That's over with. 5 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:23,960 See if first mate Squidward needs help at the register. 6 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:28,841 And what are you up to on this fine, fine Monday? 7 00:00:28,883 --> 00:00:31,802 Well, I was gonna wait till this afternoon, 8 00:00:31,844 --> 00:00:33,470 but I guess I can show you now. 9 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:34,680 Show me what? 10 00:00:34,722 --> 00:00:37,224 I'm introducing a new Krusty Krab promotion. 11 00:00:37,266 --> 00:00:38,851 You are? 12 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,352 I sure am. 13 00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:42,563 Who are you gonna introduce it to? 14 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:44,939 All my loyal customers, of course. 15 00:00:44,981 --> 00:00:46,108 Ha! 16 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:48,694 Anyway, we got new beverage cups. 17 00:00:48,736 --> 00:00:49,904 Wow. 18 00:00:49,986 --> 00:00:54,950 There's regular, large and the new Viking size. 19 00:00:54,991 --> 00:00:57,912 But, Mr. Krabs, these are all the same size cup. 20 00:00:57,953 --> 00:01:01,248 SpongeBob, this promotion is designed to save us money. 21 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:05,836 Don't forget, each patron who purchases any drink 22 00:01:05,878 --> 00:01:08,631 of our Krusty Krab Viking size gets to try on 23 00:01:08,672 --> 00:01:10,841 this cardboard Viking helmet. 24 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:13,302 He found while cleaning his attic over the weekend. 25 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:15,888 Don't you know when you're being ignored? 26 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,514 You're the one talking. 27 00:01:17,556 --> 00:01:19,391 Mr. Krabs, it's beautiful— 28 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,310 Not so fast! 29 00:01:21,351 --> 00:01:23,729 Access to the mighty helmet will be granted 30 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:26,523 to active promotion participants only. 31 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:29,735 And only those who purchase Viking size. 32 00:01:29,777 --> 00:01:32,822 Mr. Krabs, what's a Viking? 33 00:01:33,989 --> 00:01:37,868 Oh, well, um, the Vikings lived a long time ago. 34 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:41,288 - How long? - Ah... about ten years. 35 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,624 And? Uh... 36 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:46,209 You're gonna have to ask Squidward. 37 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:47,753 He's the smart one. 38 00:01:48,796 --> 00:01:50,005 Barnacle butt. 39 00:01:50,046 --> 00:01:51,590 - Hi, Squidward! - What do you want? 40 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:54,343 Mr. Krabs said you were going to teach me about Vikings. 41 00:01:54,384 --> 00:01:55,803 Oh, really? 42 00:01:55,845 --> 00:01:57,262 Will you teach me, huh? 43 00:01:57,304 --> 00:02:01,099 Sure, I'll teach you. Listen closely now. 44 00:02:01,141 --> 00:02:03,894 The Vikings were a race of scholars and scientists, 45 00:02:03,936 --> 00:02:07,189 who lived before even Mr. Krabs was born. 46 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:10,233 They are believed to have discovered ketchup 47 00:02:10,275 --> 00:02:13,445 and enjoy dressing up their pets as chunks of masonry 48 00:02:13,487 --> 00:02:14,947 on the weekends. 49 00:02:14,989 --> 00:02:17,449 Their favorite movies are in black and white. 50 00:02:17,491 --> 00:02:18,784 - Look out! - Shh! 51 00:02:18,826 --> 00:02:21,662 And grown Vikings are known to collect socks, 52 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:23,539 which they display and trade 53 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,499 at monthly sock-trading conventions 54 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,459 called Sockengarten. 55 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:29,753 Sockengarten! 56 00:02:29,795 --> 00:02:31,296 Wow! 57 00:02:31,338 --> 00:02:35,175 Squidward, do you think Vikings really drink their beverages 58 00:02:35,217 --> 00:02:36,635 in Viking size? 59 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:38,846 Of course they do! 60 00:02:38,888 --> 00:02:42,808 How else would Mr. Krabs come up with such a brilliant idea? 61 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:45,394 - Do you think... - SpongeBob! 62 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:49,064 Can't you see I am trying to work? 63 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,482 - But... - But? 64 00:02:50,524 --> 00:02:52,651 There's more about Vikings I wanna find out! 65 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:56,071 Well, then, why don't you go ask them? 66 00:02:56,112 --> 00:02:58,699 Thanks, Squidward. 67 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:00,743 Mwah! 68 00:03:01,994 --> 00:03:03,954 "Dear Vikings. 69 00:03:03,996 --> 00:03:08,542 I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. 70 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:14,256 If you would take the time to answer all my neat questions, 71 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:17,384 then that would be really swell." 72 00:04:00,135 --> 00:04:02,345 Ah, Helga! 73 00:04:02,387 --> 00:04:04,848 Tell me once again of the time you visited 74 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,476 those remote Himalayan hot springs. 75 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,730 A letter! 76 00:04:12,773 --> 00:04:16,568 Why must you always come in here during story time? 77 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:19,279 - But, but, I... - Guards! 78 00:04:19,321 --> 00:04:22,282 Please, no, you don't understand! 79 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:25,744 I was only trying to... 80 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:30,332 Your Majesty, look! A letter! 81 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:34,837 How incredibly interesting. I must read it at once. 82 00:04:44,596 --> 00:04:47,516 Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order? 83 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:49,267 We are Vikings. 84 00:04:49,309 --> 00:04:52,771 Our chieftain sent us here because we got this letter. 85 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:56,608 SpongeBob. There's some Vikings here to see you. 86 00:04:56,650 --> 00:05:00,070 What's that, Squidward? I couldn't hear you. Oh! 87 00:05:00,112 --> 00:05:03,532 Ah! Are you the one they call the SpongeBob? 88 00:05:03,573 --> 00:05:05,241 I think so! 89 00:05:05,283 --> 00:05:09,746 Well, we are here to teach you all about the Vikings. 90 00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:11,040 Huzzah! 91 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:15,335 One of the things Vikings like to do is redecorate. 92 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:25,345 How interesting! 93 00:05:25,387 --> 00:05:29,892 And another thing we Vikings like to do is appropriate. 94 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,479 What a fascinating culture. 95 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:39,526 And on occasion, the Vikings, we've been known to liberate. 96 00:05:39,568 --> 00:05:43,113 What the? Hey! You can't do that! 97 00:05:43,155 --> 00:05:45,866 I can't believe how much I'm learning. 98 00:05:48,118 --> 00:05:50,079 Squidward, I'll be back in one hour. 99 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,788 I'm going on my lunch break. 100 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:53,790 Squidward? 101 00:05:56,585 --> 00:05:59,546 Would you mind telling us what this is all about? 102 00:05:59,588 --> 00:06:01,173 Shush! 103 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:03,592 Now that you're part of our crew, 104 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:05,719 I guess we should introduce ourselves. 105 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:07,470 This is Olaf. 106 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:11,516 And this is Olaf. 107 00:06:11,558 --> 00:06:13,602 This is... Olaf. 108 00:06:13,643 --> 00:06:17,397 Olaf, Olaf, Olaf. 109 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:20,150 And, um... um... 110 00:06:20,192 --> 00:06:21,651 Olaf. 111 00:06:21,693 --> 00:06:25,280 So, let me guess, your name must be— 112 00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:27,199 That's right. Gordon. 113 00:06:28,242 --> 00:06:29,576 Nice to meet you. 114 00:06:29,618 --> 00:06:34,664 Now, before I put you two to work, I wanna know what— 115 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:37,542 Wait! I have more questions about the Vikings' way of life. 116 00:06:37,584 --> 00:06:39,086 Like what? 117 00:06:39,128 --> 00:06:42,923 Well, like, what do the Vikings like to do for fun? 118 00:06:42,965 --> 00:06:45,801 Hmm? Fun? 119 00:06:45,842 --> 00:06:49,554 Hmm. Ah. Um. Well... 120 00:06:49,596 --> 00:06:52,724 - What about the shield toss? - Oh, yes, yes. 121 00:06:58,396 --> 00:06:59,815 Hmm. Anything else? 122 00:06:59,856 --> 00:07:01,066 Um... 123 00:07:01,108 --> 00:07:04,069 What about flaming shield toss? 124 00:07:04,111 --> 00:07:06,321 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 125 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:17,624 - Anything else? - Um... 126 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:21,419 Uh, I can't really think of anything. 127 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:22,712 Me neither. 128 00:07:22,754 --> 00:07:25,090 - Oh, yeah! - What is it, Olaf? 129 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:28,302 We like to sing songs. 130 00:07:28,343 --> 00:07:30,137 No, we don't! 131 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:31,888 Wait, no! 132 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:36,476 OK, I admit it was a lousy idea. I promise it won't happen again. 133 00:07:37,769 --> 00:07:40,939 - You got that right. 134 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,446 Any other questions? 135 00:07:48,488 --> 00:07:50,573 I'll let you know if I think of anything. 136 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:55,037 So, tell me, what is it that you two know how to do? 137 00:07:55,078 --> 00:07:58,790 Well, Mr. Krabs tells me I'm pretty good with a spatula. 138 00:07:58,832 --> 00:07:59,875 Ha! 139 00:07:59,916 --> 00:08:02,711 Fine, you're our ship's new head chef. 140 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:04,546 And what can you do? 141 00:08:04,587 --> 00:08:06,589 Well, if you must know, 142 00:08:06,631 --> 00:08:09,425 I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, 143 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,803 recognized interior design consultant, 144 00:08:11,845 --> 00:08:15,015 licensed and certified antique macrame connoisseur, 145 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:17,684 born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, 146 00:08:17,726 --> 00:08:20,270 and able to recognize over 1300 brand names 147 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:23,523 of pedal-operated vehicles at a single glance. 148 00:08:23,565 --> 00:08:26,735 Plus, I make a killer souffle. 149 00:08:26,776 --> 00:08:30,488 Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant. 150 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:33,700 A promotion! Congratulations, Squidward. 151 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:37,954 Hold it right there, whiskers. 152 00:08:37,996 --> 00:08:40,582 Let's not forget you're the one who dragged me 153 00:08:40,623 --> 00:08:42,334 onto this crate in the first place. 154 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,878 Now you ask me to pour my heart out, 155 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,713 and this is the respect I get? 156 00:08:46,755 --> 00:08:50,050 Well, you've got another thing coming, honey. 157 00:08:50,092 --> 00:08:53,053 I want off this boat, pronto! 158 00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:56,265 On second thought, bathroom attendants make tips. 159 00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:59,017 Well, look on the bright side, Squidward. 160 00:08:59,059 --> 00:09:01,561 No more living next door to SpongeBob. 161 00:09:02,771 --> 00:09:04,856 Let her rip, Jacko. 162 00:09:04,898 --> 00:09:08,026 Wait! You can't do that. 163 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:11,154 You mean to question the will of the tribe? 164 00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:14,449 If it means saving my best friend, then yes. 165 00:09:15,909 --> 00:09:17,994 Then pick up the weapon 166 00:09:18,036 --> 00:09:21,039 and fight with me in accordance with the prophecy. 167 00:09:22,165 --> 00:09:26,211 Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! 168 00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:28,463 Go on, pick it up. 169 00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:31,633 But... 170 00:09:32,759 --> 00:09:34,677 Go on, weakling. 171 00:09:34,719 --> 00:09:37,431 - Owned! 172 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:39,182 But, but, I... 173 00:09:43,895 --> 00:09:46,940 We're being attacked by a giant monster! 174 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:48,691 This is the end! 175 00:09:48,733 --> 00:09:50,860 The end of the Vikings! 176 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:56,283 Oh, Valhalla, why have you forsaken us? 177 00:09:56,325 --> 00:09:59,077 Guys, you just ran into a piece of ice. 178 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:00,829 No-one's forsaken you. 179 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,665 There's a breach in the hull. You got to patch it up. 180 00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:06,501 Quick, everybody take one of these. 181 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:09,087 What's that for? It's a security blanket. 182 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:11,131 How are you gonna patch a leak with that? 183 00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:14,592 We're not. But it makes us feel so much better. 184 00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,678 Hey, you forgot your blanket. 185 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,682 What the barnacles is going on down there? 186 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:23,268 - Pardon me, Squidward. 187 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,061 It's all yours. 188 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,562 Thanks. 189 00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:33,320 There. 190 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:36,031 Look up there! What's he doing? 191 00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:38,074 Here goes nothing! 192 00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:52,755 Now that's what I call a Viking-sized adventure! 193 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:12,608 You'll never escape this time, Man Ray! 194 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:16,821 Our molecular bubble is impenetrable. 195 00:11:16,863 --> 00:11:19,241 That's exactly what I was hoping for. 196 00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:23,286 Whoa! 197 00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:27,499 Stop! 198 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,546 Thanks for making this easy! Till next time! 199 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:37,426 You've just enjoyed another episode 200 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,219 of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. 201 00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:40,470 Brought to you by 202 00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,596 the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy book. 203 00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:47,143 For the first time, we learn of these superheroes' origins, 204 00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,686 and their rise to stardom. 205 00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:52,357 Mermaidman and Barnacleboy will appear in the flesh 206 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:53,483 signing their new book. 207 00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:58,280 Don't delay! Arrive early to get your copy signed. 208 00:11:58,321 --> 00:11:59,489 Doors open at 8:00a.m. 209 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:02,325 Oh, boy! We're going to get our books! 210 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,702 We're gonna meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! 211 00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:07,414 We'll shake their hands. They're gonna sign our books! 212 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,458 There's only one problem! 213 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:10,708 I can't. 214 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,335 What do you mean? 215 00:12:12,377 --> 00:12:14,796 I'll be in boating school at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. 216 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:18,258 Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? 217 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:21,470 Just call in sick. Always works for Squidward. 218 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:25,098 And tarnish my reputation for never missing one day of school? 219 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,433 I couldn't. 220 00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:29,185 Besides, that would be lying. And lying is wrong. 221 00:12:29,227 --> 00:12:33,273 OK, hmm... Oh, I know! 222 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:37,860 Um, what are those things you use when, um, after you eat, 223 00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:40,863 - and you need to take a— - Take a bathroom break! 224 00:12:40,905 --> 00:12:42,031 That's the one! 225 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:45,243 What if you take a bathroom break tomorrow, 226 00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:47,787 sneak out of the window, get your book signed, 227 00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:50,664 and sneak back into class! It wouldn't take long at all. 228 00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:53,585 But what if I don't need to use the bathroom? 229 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:56,254 Oh, there's always a catch! 230 00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:01,926 Need brain fuel. 231 00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:05,721 SpongeBob, how am I gonna feed my brain 232 00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:08,433 when all you have is your fancy bubbly water? 233 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:10,768 Well, it'll have to do. 234 00:13:12,979 --> 00:13:17,817 - Patrick, is this really nec— - Necessary? Yes, it is! 235 00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:25,033 Patrick? 236 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:26,034 Yeah? 237 00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:27,661 You feeling alright? 238 00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:28,744 Uh-huh. 239 00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:30,788 Why? 240 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,582 Nothing, nothing. 241 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:34,083 That's it! 242 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,335 What? 243 00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:38,171 I won't go to the bathroom till tomorrow. 244 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:42,551 Then, when I have to go, I'll really have to go. 245 00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:48,640 Can anyone tell me what the hand signal is for a left turn? 246 00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:55,647 Something the matter, SpongeBob? 247 00:13:55,689 --> 00:14:00,610 Just a little. Oh, I gotta... 248 00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:03,405 - Gotta go to the... - I'd say so. Here. 249 00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:04,947 The bathroom key! 250 00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:08,826 And make sure you return this bathroom key to my desk, 251 00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:11,913 or you're in big trouble, mister. 252 00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,998 Thank you, Mrs. Puff. 253 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,543 And hurry back, no dillydallying. 254 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:19,588 Thanks. Will do. 255 00:14:28,096 --> 00:14:29,805 There you are, young man. 256 00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:33,518 Oh, boy, signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! 257 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:38,189 Now I shall be the envy of the Superhero Fan Club. 258 00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,691 Next! 259 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:42,818 Why, I sure do like signing books. What's this for again? 260 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:46,781 Hi, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, will you sign our books? 261 00:14:46,822 --> 00:14:48,116 Of course. 262 00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:52,328 - There you go. - Thank you! 263 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,163 Hmm, anytime, boys. 264 00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:57,542 And remember, stay on the path of evil! 265 00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:00,795 It's stay away from the path of evil! 266 00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:04,840 Oh. What is evil? 267 00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:07,218 Oh, for the love of... 268 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,844 OK, that was fun. 269 00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,931 - I should be getting back. - SpongeBob, look! 270 00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:16,603 - Let's go catch it! - But what about my class? 271 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:18,730 - This is a short cut. - Oh, man! 272 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:20,940 Wait up! You don't even have a net. 273 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:22,776 Patrick! 274 00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:27,905 Wow! Neptune's scepter, I don't believe this! 275 00:15:27,947 --> 00:15:29,240 Pretty cool, huh? 276 00:15:30,784 --> 00:15:33,869 - How'd you do that? - I didn't! They did! 277 00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:35,538 They're friendly. 278 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,915 Wow! 279 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,712 Oh, boy, you weren't kidding! 280 00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,467 You're free to go, guys. 281 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,306 Ice cream! 282 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,310 Oh, come on, I don't have time for this! 283 00:15:57,352 --> 00:15:59,061 Yeah, four scoops. 284 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:02,064 Patrick, have you forgotten? I gotta go. 285 00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:05,985 Don't be such a sourpuss. Here, I'll buy you a cone. 286 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:12,617 Congratulations! You're my 100th customer! 287 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:14,661 From now on you can come back 288 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:17,246 and have all the free ice cream you want. 289 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:36,850 Well, this certainly has been a glorious day! 290 00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:40,269 - But I better get back to class. 291 00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:42,146 You said it, buddy. 292 00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:45,525 Where do you think you're going? You just got here! 293 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,069 I'm sorry. I've got to get back to class. 294 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:51,239 Sure you can't stay for just a short spell, SpongeBob? 295 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,409 It's such a nice day and everyone's having a good time. 296 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,578 Hi, SpongeBob! 297 00:16:56,619 --> 00:17:00,331 No! I gave Mrs. Puff my word, and I shall not betray her. 298 00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,668 Not even for a game of badminton with me and Dale here? 299 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:05,503 OK, maybe just one game. 300 00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:10,717 I'm serving it up, SpongeBob. Ready or not. 301 00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:12,844 You remember how to play this game? 302 00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:13,969 Hmm? 303 00:17:14,929 --> 00:17:17,557 Is this the one where the lowest score wins? 304 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,436 Nice job, SpongeBob. Your serve. 305 00:17:21,477 --> 00:17:24,647 Here it comes! 306 00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:30,445 I'm getting pretty good at this game. 307 00:17:37,786 --> 00:17:40,996 He's about to beat the undefeated Sandy Cheeks 308 00:17:41,038 --> 00:17:42,498 at her own game! 309 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:46,711 SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 310 00:17:46,753 --> 00:17:50,632 SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 311 00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:54,385 SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 312 00:18:02,977 --> 00:18:04,813 Well, I had better be off now. 313 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,689 No! 314 00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:09,818 Don't go, SpongeBob. Think about your fans. 315 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:13,070 If it's for the fans, I guess I can play one game more. 316 00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:15,990 Not today. You're playing with a convicted felon. 317 00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:18,409 We know he's violated his parole somehow. 318 00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,453 You might as well confess, Dale. 319 00:18:20,495 --> 00:18:22,204 Hey, man, I haven't done nothing! 320 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,540 Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? 321 00:18:24,582 --> 00:18:29,545 Hmm, Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? 322 00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:31,464 By eating your own kind? 323 00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:35,510 Scum like you make me sick! 324 00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:36,845 Cuff him. 325 00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:40,097 It's a shame what happened to Dale. 326 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,391 We were classmates back in Boating School. 327 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:46,604 He was a good student until he started cutting class. 328 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:51,108 Ever since then, he's lived the lonely life of a criminal. 329 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:54,696 C-C-C-Criminal? 330 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:59,283 I gotta get back to class! I can't be a ditcher! 331 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,515 Almost there. 332 00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:25,518 - Just have to get past the... 333 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,354 Bikini Bottom Hug Fest? 334 00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,025 Oh, does someone need a hug? 335 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:34,986 No! No, no, no! No, please. 336 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,863 Don't fight the love, kid. 337 00:19:36,905 --> 00:19:38,740 Miss, if you don't let me go right now, 338 00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:41,283 I'm going to have to turn into a criminal. 339 00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:43,912 That sounded like a threat! 340 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:46,998 I am so sorry. 341 00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:54,630 A tar pit? 342 00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:58,509 Oh! I'm sinking! 343 00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,055 I guess this is the end, SquarePants. 344 00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:03,806 But like the old saying goes, 345 00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:07,060 "Better to end up sinking into a prehistoric lake of tar 346 00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:09,771 than to turn to a life of crime." 347 00:20:09,812 --> 00:20:12,690 Goodbye, world. Goodbye, Mrs. Puff. 348 00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:16,903 I'll always cherish those last kind words that you said to me. 349 00:20:16,945 --> 00:20:21,282 Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk 350 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:24,118 or you're in big trouble, mister. 351 00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:39,550 Oh! I never returned Mrs. Puff's bathroom key! 352 00:20:39,592 --> 00:20:41,302 I can't give up now. 353 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:46,099 SpongeBob, SpongeBob! 354 00:20:57,026 --> 00:21:00,696 I made it! And a minute before the final bell. 355 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:02,615 I am home free— 356 00:21:04,325 --> 00:21:09,080 Mrs. Puff! I'm really sorry! Please forgive me! 357 00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:12,249 I don't know what happened. Everything got away from me. 358 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:16,211 I brought back your bathroom key, though. 359 00:21:16,253 --> 00:21:20,091 I haven't the foggiest idea what you're carrying on about. 360 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:24,219 But I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. 361 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:28,474 Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. 362 00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:32,020 Let this be a lesson to you, son. 363 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:34,229 Never ditch. 364 00:21:34,271 --> 00:21:37,441 OK, Mrs. Puff, I'll never ditch again! 365 00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:41,737 That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Good... Again? 366 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:44,281 What do you mean, "again"?