1 00:00:05,096 --> 00:00:08,308 Hey, I'm expecting a 50-cent rebate check. 2 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:10,143 - Gimme, gimme, gimme. - Sorry. 3 00:00:10,185 --> 00:00:12,187 No check. But I've got this. 4 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:15,106 Hm, correspondence in a bottle, eh? 5 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,441 "Ahoy, Eugene. 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,568 I'm so proud you followed your old grandpa's peg leg 7 00:00:18,609 --> 00:00:21,779 and became a pirate that I'll be sailing by. 8 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,365 That vessel better be well-oiled 9 00:00:23,407 --> 00:00:25,242 or you'll be dancing the short-planked jig. 10 00:00:25,283 --> 00:00:27,994 Happy looting, Grandpa Redbeard." 11 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:35,126 I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs. 12 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:38,255 Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. 13 00:00:38,296 --> 00:00:39,797 Gramps used to say, 14 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,552 "The Krabs clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." 15 00:00:43,592 --> 00:00:46,054 And he wanted me to be a pirate, too. 16 00:00:51,059 --> 00:00:53,270 One day you'll be a plundering pirate 17 00:00:53,311 --> 00:00:56,565 just like your old granddad here. Har, har! 18 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:59,984 So I bought me a ship, hired a crew. 19 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,361 Arr! 20 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:05,240 And for years I drifted the high seas as a pirate. 21 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,702 And booty did abound. 22 00:01:11,121 --> 00:01:13,664 I started to notice a recurring theme. 23 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,422 I just wasn't turning enough profit! 24 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:24,259 So I fired my crew and sold my ship. 25 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,470 It was also the last time I saw my granddad. 26 00:01:26,511 --> 00:01:30,056 Argh, if it ain't me pirate grandson. 27 00:01:30,098 --> 00:01:32,434 Well, actually, Grandpa, I just sold... 28 00:01:32,476 --> 00:01:35,937 You know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson 29 00:01:35,979 --> 00:01:37,688 continuing in the family business. 30 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,190 Grandpa, I... 31 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,943 And I'll be keeping me eye on your career 32 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:44,028 to see how you progress. 33 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:48,450 Just remember, the only rule in the pirate's code of honor 34 00:01:48,492 --> 00:01:51,453 is never tell a lie. 35 00:01:54,122 --> 00:01:58,251 For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. 36 00:01:58,293 --> 00:01:59,877 If he were to find out the truth, 37 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:03,298 it would break his salty, barnacle-encrusted heart. 38 00:02:04,673 --> 00:02:06,468 Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab 39 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,052 look like a pirate ship? 40 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:12,015 Hm, not a bad idea, boy. But we need a first-rate crew. 41 00:02:12,056 --> 00:02:14,976 We've got Squidward, and I could get Patrick to join up. 42 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:17,145 Yeah... 43 00:02:17,187 --> 00:02:20,649 Alright, me hearties, get this one thing clear. 44 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:23,360 If Grandpa Redbeard is ever going to believe I'm a pirate, 45 00:02:23,401 --> 00:02:26,821 ye landlubbers is going to have to pass for a pirate crew. 46 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:33,411 Which means I want you to look like a pirate! 47 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:36,414 I want you to talk like a pirate. 48 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:40,377 Swarthy! I mean, shiver me timbers. 49 00:02:40,418 --> 00:02:42,879 But most importantly, 50 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,799 I want you to smell like a pirate. 51 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:52,013 Argh... Very convincing, Patrick. 52 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,682 And as me crew, 53 00:02:53,723 --> 00:02:57,935 you'll be making the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship. 54 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:01,481 Now, let's get this restaurant ready to sail! 55 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:32,095 Way to go, fellas! 56 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:36,683 He's coming! 57 00:03:38,059 --> 00:03:41,187 - Hold me, boy. - Eugene, me boy! 58 00:03:41,229 --> 00:03:45,191 Ah, it's good to see you and your ship after so many moons. 59 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:48,612 Just beginning to think you was lying to your old granddad. 60 00:03:48,653 --> 00:03:51,906 Oh! 61 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:55,285 So, have you met me hearties? 62 00:03:55,326 --> 00:03:59,372 Hmm. You call this a pirate crew? 63 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:03,334 They more resemble jelly fishers than swarthy brine skimmers. 64 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,670 - Um... 65 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,547 I'm just yanking your chain, boy. 66 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:10,675 You look like a fun pirate crew. 67 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,802 - Now, let's see what 68 00:04:12,843 --> 00:04:14,887 this rusty old pelican can do. 69 00:04:14,929 --> 00:04:17,807 - Let's sail! - Aye, sir! 70 00:04:20,184 --> 00:04:21,436 Ahoy, captain! 71 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,313 We be catching a mighty gale from the north-east. 72 00:04:23,354 --> 00:04:25,315 Indeed, indeed. 73 00:04:25,356 --> 00:04:28,985 And just look at the treacherous surf in our path. 74 00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:38,953 Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, 75 00:04:38,995 --> 00:04:40,747 you can almost taste it. 76 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:44,875 Aye. I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. 77 00:04:46,294 --> 00:04:50,507 Aye, that be a wicked-sounding wind out there, hey, Granddad? 78 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:55,762 I said, "Aye, that be a wicked-sounding wind out there!" 79 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,054 Oh! 80 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,728 There it is. That wind storm I mentioned earlier. 81 00:05:05,563 --> 00:05:08,024 Oh, and apparently the cabin is haunted as well. 82 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:11,902 What's a hair net doing on a pirate ship? 83 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,363 Well, ah, oh... 84 00:05:13,404 --> 00:05:16,366 Any pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition 85 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:18,409 comes from whatever hair or skin flakes 86 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,704 fall off of the cook and into the stew. 87 00:05:20,745 --> 00:05:23,039 This hair net is depriving your crew 88 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,374 of their essential nutrients. 89 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:25,958 Uh... just a sec. 90 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,630 Look out, Grandpa, we're under attack! 91 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:37,762 Aye, look at the size of that beast. 92 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,514 Not to worry, Granddad. 93 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,601 That's the stuff! 94 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,730 Heee-ya! 95 00:05:46,771 --> 00:05:49,190 Eh, good toss, hey, Granddad? 96 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:51,735 - What? - Oh, nothing. 97 00:05:51,776 --> 00:05:53,403 Look! 98 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:59,367 - That's me boy. - Clear! 99 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:01,035 Hooray! 100 00:06:01,077 --> 00:06:03,162 - Whoo-hoo! 101 00:06:03,204 --> 00:06:05,415 Sounds like we got a prize. 102 00:06:06,374 --> 00:06:07,333 Ready, Squidward? 103 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:10,795 You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. 104 00:06:13,214 --> 00:06:17,802 Argh! Take that, you! You scurvy dog, you! 105 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:21,723 Whoo! Check the size of it, Granddad. 106 00:06:21,765 --> 00:06:24,308 Granddad, check the... Granddad? 107 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,936 Ahoy! Trouble approaching quick. 108 00:06:26,977 --> 00:06:29,522 Approximately ten clicks off the starboard bow. 109 00:06:29,564 --> 00:06:32,316 Man your battle stations! 110 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,402 Oh, no, if Granddad sees something, 111 00:06:34,444 --> 00:06:36,112 it must be the real deal! 112 00:06:36,153 --> 00:06:39,198 What do you got, cotton in your ears? Move! 113 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,543 What exactly are we dealing with, Grandpa? 114 00:06:50,585 --> 00:06:52,962 Something more hideous than I've ever seen. 115 00:06:53,003 --> 00:06:55,256 A raving, gargantuan banshee 116 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,717 with a coarse matted mane of tangled locks. 117 00:06:57,759 --> 00:07:00,678 Sounds repulsive. 118 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,892 Yeah. It must be destroyed. Here, see for yourself. 119 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:09,687 - Go get it, Granddad! - Dad! 120 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,899 Wait a minute, what kind of disgusting, horrible aberration 121 00:07:12,941 --> 00:07:14,358 dare invade my vessel? 122 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,820 - Dad! 123 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:19,906 That disgusting horrible thing is my daughter! 124 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,326 Open up! 125 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:26,537 Prepare to meet your maker, sea witch. 126 00:07:27,789 --> 00:07:31,167 - No! - What are you doing? 127 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:34,337 Oh. I was... just checking the cannon, 128 00:07:34,378 --> 00:07:36,130 making sure it was loaded. 129 00:07:38,883 --> 00:07:42,553 - Papier-mâché? What is this? - I can explain... 130 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,849 Dad! Dad! 131 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:47,976 Now it's even more angry! 132 00:07:48,017 --> 00:07:50,269 Don't worry, I have it under control. 133 00:07:50,311 --> 00:07:54,440 - Daddy! - Pearl, could you pipe down? 134 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,734 Your Great-grandad Redbeard is in there. 135 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,946 What's with the lame outfit? 136 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:03,407 Oh! Never mind that. Just go home. 137 00:08:10,414 --> 00:08:13,209 I bet you're wondering about that. 138 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,336 You're darn-tootin' I am. 139 00:08:19,423 --> 00:08:20,633 Do you mind? 140 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,222 What kind of ship are you running here? 141 00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:27,724 Just a second. 142 00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:33,730 - Argh... 143 00:08:33,771 --> 00:08:36,566 Now, Granddad, there's a simple explanation. 144 00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:39,318 I've smelt a lot of stinky things, 145 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,363 but nothing smells stinkier than a lie. 146 00:08:42,405 --> 00:08:44,949 There's a code that all pirates live by. 147 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,201 You knows what it is, don't ya? 148 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:49,495 Course I do, Granddad. 149 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:51,873 Well, then? Say it! 150 00:08:51,915 --> 00:08:53,875 OK, it's... 151 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:55,960 it's, it's... 152 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,295 a pirate never lies! 153 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:03,718 And I've been a dirty liar! 154 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:08,973 Everything you've seen is a lie. 155 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,975 This sail is a lie. 156 00:09:16,146 --> 00:09:18,274 This crew is a lie. 157 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,615 Even this ship is a lie! 158 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,380 All of it! 159 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,637 All a lie! 160 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:50,389 Krabby Patties $2.00. 161 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:52,892 Krusty Combo $3.99. 162 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:55,603 Coral Bits $1.95! 163 00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:58,731 So you see, Granddad, I'm no pirate. 164 00:09:58,773 --> 00:10:01,358 Just a lowly restaurant owner. 165 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,362 I'm sorry I failed you. 166 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:08,783 Failed me, boy? 167 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:13,788 Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at your ludicrous prices. 168 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:19,127 Now, that's real piracy. You've done good, boy-o. 169 00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:22,046 Really? Thanks, Granddad. 170 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,923 Why, you can thank yourself, lad. 171 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:26,968 You created this dynasty on your own! 172 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,219 Now I'll be taking me leave, boy. 173 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,889 Goodbye, Granddad. 174 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,433 What an honest man. 175 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,729 I hope you don't mind, boy-o, 176 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,273 but I helped myself to a little bit of your booty. 177 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:49,032 I knew I'd got me talent from someone! 178 00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:09,927 Squidward? 179 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:10,970 Squidward? 180 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:17,810 - Squidward, are you OK? - Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better! 181 00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:20,228 Mr. Krabs! 182 00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,900 It happened again, Mr. Krabs. 183 00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:26,027 - What are you talking about? - It's Squidward. 184 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:30,073 What is it about the third Wednesday of every month 185 00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:32,200 that makes Squidward so happy? 186 00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:37,580 - Psst. Squidward. - Roger, is that you? 187 00:11:37,621 --> 00:11:40,290 - Tonight's the big night. 188 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,091 These camouflage outfits should help us find out 189 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:50,300 what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is. 190 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:20,998 Hello, Brother Roger. 191 00:12:29,173 --> 00:12:31,217 Come right in, Brother Squidward. 192 00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,718 Thank you. 193 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:43,729 Ah, this almost makes the other 353 days worth living for. 194 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:57,160 For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. 195 00:12:57,201 --> 00:13:01,164 Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge 196 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:04,041 face your greatest fear. 197 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,253 Cantankerous moray illius. 198 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,799 Huh? 199 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:18,764 I'll never forget my initiation ceremony. 200 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,233 - Yeah! Way to go! - Yeah! 201 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:37,783 SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here? 202 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:41,495 Brother Squidward? 203 00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,247 For thousands of years, 204 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:47,751 no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. 205 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:52,089 You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge. 206 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,466 But, but... I, I, I... 207 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,522 Oh, I can't believe it! 208 00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:11,275 They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge. 209 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,818 Do we get to join the lodge? 210 00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:17,447 Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? 211 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,658 How did you know? 212 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,827 Psychic powers. Hey, where's Patrick? 213 00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:23,996 Maybe he got to join the lodge? 214 00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:28,042 Or maybe not. They didn't let you join, either? 215 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:32,296 Nah, I found the institution had nothing left to offer me. 216 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,173 I was stagnating. 217 00:14:34,215 --> 00:14:36,550 - Hey, where's Squidward? - Hold on. 218 00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:41,805 Found Squidward. 219 00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:52,649 The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. 220 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:56,862 And SpongeBob ruined it, too. 221 00:14:58,072 --> 00:15:00,157 At least you still have the hat. 222 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,452 Yeah, I do, don't I? 223 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,665 You still have your robes. 224 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,252 You still have your underwear. 225 00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,754 - No! 226 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:19,051 - You can look now! - Don't you worry, Squidward. 227 00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:21,804 I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, 228 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,931 they're sure to let you back in. 229 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,018 What is it? 230 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,812 Oh, it's you two. 231 00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:32,481 We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea 232 00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:35,067 that we followed him to the lodge, so it's not his fault. 233 00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:37,569 - Yeah, not his fault. - Then whose fault was it? 234 00:15:37,611 --> 00:15:39,155 Is it my fault? 235 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,906 No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick. 236 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:44,285 Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault, either. 237 00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,162 Well, if it wasn't your fault 238 00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:49,165 and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it? 239 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:52,042 Uh... maybe it's your fault. 240 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,212 Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again! 241 00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:59,342 SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge? 242 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:01,635 No. You can't set foot in the lodge. 243 00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,220 Ever! 244 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:07,641 Oh, now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life, 245 00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:11,603 I think I'll go home and slam my head in the door. 246 00:16:11,645 --> 00:16:14,231 Repeatedly. 247 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,441 Squidward! Wait! 248 00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,567 I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. 249 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,070 Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 250 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:23,657 No! Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club 251 00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:26,494 instead of ruining mine? 252 00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:28,078 That's it! 253 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,248 Squidward! We'll make our own club! 254 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,416 And it'll be so much better 255 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,085 than that dumb old Cephalalala Lodge. 256 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,254 And you can be our leader. 257 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:41,509 How great does that sound, oh, mighty one? 258 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,177 Want to join our club, Patrick? 259 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,221 Dog pile on Squidward! 260 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,932 Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first? 261 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,101 - Say goodbye. 262 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,895 - Goodbye! - Morons. 263 00:16:52,936 --> 00:16:54,938 So, anyway, Squidward, 264 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,606 I was thinking we should be working on 265 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,026 - our secret lodge initiations. - Hey. 266 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,195 Patrick and I have come up with a secret handshake. 267 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,323 - Secret. 268 00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:13,457 That's not a secret handshake. Everybody knows Patty Cake. 269 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:19,129 - Not the way we do it. - We don't use our pinkies! 270 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,132 Out! 271 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,469 I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge. 272 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,805 Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. 273 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,226 - Oh, what now? 274 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,685 I'm coming! 275 00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:38,857 What do you... Great, must be one of SpongeBob's pranks. 276 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,361 Let's move. 277 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,157 OK, we can let him out now. 278 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,327 Are you insane? You kidnapped me? 279 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,413 Oh, we didn't kidnap you! 280 00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:53,830 We just brought you here for... 281 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:57,585 - Initiation. - What? What kind of initiation? 282 00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,463 A very special initiation. 283 00:18:00,504 --> 00:18:02,923 Oh, boy, look at the time, got to run. 284 00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:08,053 Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick? 285 00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:10,347 After you, Brother SpongeBob. 286 00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:15,185 - Ah... 287 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,563 - Ow! Ow! Oh! 288 00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:20,566 - Brother Patrick. - Brother SpongeBob. 289 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,282 Brother Squidward. 290 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,918 - Ow. 291 00:18:44,632 --> 00:18:46,675 What's this? Can it be...? 292 00:18:46,716 --> 00:18:50,012 My lodge robes. I'm back in the lodge! 293 00:18:51,054 --> 00:18:52,681 I gotta try them on. 294 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:54,642 Huh? This can't be right. 295 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:57,019 These aren't my Cephalopod robes. 296 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:02,483 They sure aren't! They're your uniform for your new lodge. 297 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:05,361 Welcome to the first official meeting of... 298 00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:07,070 the Feather Friends. 299 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,364 Feather Friends? 300 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,240 Someone already had Feather Buddies. 301 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,868 Yeah, those Feather Buddies 302 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:15,745 better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley. 303 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,752 I don't want to be a Feather Buddy! 304 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,463 Do you still want to be a Feather Friend? 305 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,508 No. 306 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,759 Oh, Squidward, I hadn't realized 307 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,720 how special your lodge was to you. 308 00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:35,098 I'll get you back in that club, and I know just how to do it. 309 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,601 Everything we need is in this drawer. 310 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,272 - A sock? - Not just a sock. 311 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,526 A disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock 312 00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:48,945 and pretend to be a giant albino eel. 313 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,864 We will then gain entrance to the lodge 314 00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,908 and frighten everyone inside. 315 00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:56,370 Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, 316 00:19:56,412 --> 00:20:00,123 defeat that giant eel and rescue all of the lodge members. 317 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,500 You'll be a hero, Squidward. 318 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,335 They'll have to let you back in the lodge. 319 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:08,549 It's genius. But I see one flaw in your plan. 320 00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:12,802 - One flaw? - That sock is way too small. 321 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,557 Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. 322 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,768 That's what I'm talking about! 323 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,522 OK, Squidward, 324 00:20:23,564 --> 00:20:26,233 just give us five minutes, then do your stuff. 325 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,317 Hm... 326 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,282 This is ridiculous. 327 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:35,325 No-one is dumb enough to believe 328 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,955 SpongeBob and Patrick are a giant albino eel! 329 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:46,712 Unbelievable. 330 00:20:46,754 --> 00:20:48,171 - Squidward! - Look out! 331 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,965 There's a giant albino eel on the loose. 332 00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:53,260 Do not worry. I will save you. 333 00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:57,806 Be gone, foul beast, or I will smite thee. 334 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:01,059 - Argh! Oof! 335 00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:08,609 Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! 336 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,492 - Whoo! - Yay! 337 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,535 - Way to go, Squidward! - It worked! 338 00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:24,124 Whoa... whoa. 339 00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:33,425 Don't worry, Squidward, we still have the Feather Friends! 340 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:37,346 But you'll have to pass the initiation again.