1 00:00:28,518 --> 00:00:30,353 May I help you? 2 00:00:30,395 --> 00:00:34,691 Well, it's almost quittin' time, Squidward. 3 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,944 Got any big plans for after work? 4 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:41,072 Nope. 5 00:00:48,829 --> 00:00:53,042 Hey, Squidward. Pretty incredible shift, huh? 6 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,169 If you say so. 7 00:00:55,211 --> 00:00:58,632 - Any plans after work? - No. 8 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:00,341 Yeah, me, neither. 9 00:01:00,383 --> 00:01:03,303 Just gonna be hanging at Casa de Esponga. 10 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:05,430 Feel free to drop by if you're in the neighborhood. 11 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:12,186 Hey, Squidward, wait up. 12 00:01:12,228 --> 00:01:14,689 Squidward, I realize that I didn't really 13 00:01:14,731 --> 00:01:17,484 extend a proper invitation back there. 14 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:19,402 So, what do you say, Squidward? 15 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:22,656 How about you come over to my house for a visit tonight? 16 00:01:24,282 --> 00:01:26,576 Squidward? Squidward? 17 00:01:27,702 --> 00:01:30,664 Squidward? Squidward? 18 00:01:30,705 --> 00:01:36,628 SpongeBob, thank you so much for that lovely invitation, 19 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:41,549 but I must respectfully tell you I will never visit you. 20 00:01:41,591 --> 00:01:44,844 - Ever! 21 00:01:44,885 --> 00:01:48,807 Take heart, Squidward. It'll all be over soon. 22 00:01:50,308 --> 00:01:55,563 Oh, please come over for a visit, Squidward! 23 00:01:55,605 --> 00:01:57,607 It's been so long! 24 00:01:57,649 --> 00:02:01,277 I can't even remember your last visit! 25 00:02:01,319 --> 00:02:04,489 That's probably because I've never visited you. 26 00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:08,034 Please? Please? Please? 27 00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:13,164 Please? Please? 28 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,460 Please? Please? 29 00:02:17,502 --> 00:02:19,671 Please? Please-please? Please? 30 00:02:19,713 --> 00:02:22,716 Please-please? Please? 31 00:02:22,757 --> 00:02:25,134 Please? Please? 32 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:33,768 OK, Squidward, maybe some other time. 33 00:02:38,815 --> 00:02:41,526 Hey-ho, Squidward. You got any...? 34 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:46,364 Before you ask me that question, ask yourself this. 35 00:02:46,406 --> 00:02:49,534 Why would I leave the comfort of my home 36 00:02:49,576 --> 00:02:52,245 for your dirty little hovel? 37 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:57,375 What if I got a couple of throw pillows? 38 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:03,882 Patrick, has Squidward ever visited you at home? 39 00:03:03,923 --> 00:03:08,219 Only once, to take back some stuff I borrowed. 40 00:03:08,261 --> 00:03:10,388 He said he wouldn't leave the comfort of his own home 41 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:12,223 for my dirty little hovel. 42 00:03:12,265 --> 00:03:13,558 Borrow something, 43 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,895 then he'll have to come over to get it back. 44 00:03:17,854 --> 00:03:20,940 Well, hey, thanks for letting me play puzzle with you. 45 00:03:20,981 --> 00:03:23,693 - See you later. - That's it! 46 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:28,030 A stick of butter, and just a touch of pepper. 47 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:38,499 Not on the rug! 48 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:41,168 SpongeBob, will you keep it down? 49 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,087 I am trying to cook! 50 00:03:43,129 --> 00:03:46,340 Oh, hey, Squidward. Just doing a little home improvement. 51 00:03:46,382 --> 00:03:50,177 Well, you made me spill pepper all over my imported rug! 52 00:03:50,219 --> 00:03:51,846 OK, Squidward. 53 00:03:51,888 --> 00:03:56,100 SpongeBob! 54 00:03:56,142 --> 00:03:58,478 I need the right tool for the job. Huh? 55 00:03:58,519 --> 00:04:02,857 Dear Squidward, thanks for lending me your vacuum cleaner. 56 00:04:02,899 --> 00:04:05,568 Sincerely, SpongeBob SquarePants. 57 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:08,154 Oh, P.S... 58 00:04:15,453 --> 00:04:16,830 SquarePants residence. 59 00:04:16,871 --> 00:04:19,165 Why do you have my vacuum cleaner? 60 00:04:19,206 --> 00:04:21,835 Squidward! It's been quite a while 61 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:25,546 since I last got a call from my favorite next-door neighbor. 62 00:04:25,588 --> 00:04:27,715 That's because I've never called you! 63 00:04:27,757 --> 00:04:30,384 Now, why have you stolen my vacuum cleaner? 64 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:32,929 I didn't steal it, silly. I borrowed it. 65 00:04:32,971 --> 00:04:36,599 Are you done cleaning up that dingy hole you call home? 66 00:04:36,641 --> 00:04:40,019 You won't even recognize the place, Squidward. 67 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,521 Ah, probably not. 68 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,655 I'll be over to get my vacuum in 20 minutes. 69 00:04:51,781 --> 00:04:54,909 Oh! Squidward is finally coming for a visit! 70 00:05:01,207 --> 00:05:03,376 Squidward! I've been expecting you. 71 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:06,004 Welcome to my humble abode. 72 00:05:06,086 --> 00:05:07,630 I hope that you will find comfort, 73 00:05:07,672 --> 00:05:10,508 and please don't hesitate to ask if there's anything I can... 74 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,886 Yeah, uh-huh, I just want my vacuum back. 75 00:05:12,927 --> 00:05:16,764 You've made an exact replica of my living room! 76 00:05:16,806 --> 00:05:19,684 Well, you said you wouldn't leave the comfort of your home, 77 00:05:19,726 --> 00:05:23,730 so I brought the comfort here. Isn't it great? 78 00:05:23,771 --> 00:05:26,607 - No, it isn't! 79 00:05:26,649 --> 00:05:30,068 You can't just steal my decorating style, and... 80 00:05:32,446 --> 00:05:34,490 Never mind. Just give me my vacuum. 81 00:05:34,532 --> 00:05:36,492 Would you care for a cool and refreshing iced tea? 82 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:37,702 - No. - Hot hors d'oeuvres? 83 00:05:37,744 --> 00:05:39,495 - No. - Nachos? Blancmange? 84 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:40,997 I don't even know what that is! 85 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,374 Please just give me my vacuum so I can get back home. 86 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:46,335 - I have a casserole in the oven. - Yes, of course. 87 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,671 Please have a seat while I go grab your vacuum. 88 00:05:48,713 --> 00:05:50,506 Please make yourself at home. 89 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,220 Enjoying your visit so far, Squidward? 90 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:58,096 This is not a visit. 91 00:05:58,138 --> 00:06:00,516 You are going to get my vacuum. 92 00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:02,393 And stop fluffing this pillow! 93 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:05,605 OK, Squidward, just yell if you need anything. 94 00:06:06,898 --> 00:06:08,942 Imbecile. 95 00:06:08,983 --> 00:06:10,777 How did he do it? 96 00:06:10,818 --> 00:06:14,530 He got my coffee table, my vase, snack bowl, coasters, 97 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:17,533 and my Art of the Clarinet coffee table book. 98 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:22,121 And this pillow looks just like the one Mommy made for me. 99 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:25,083 He even copied her stitch signature. 100 00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:27,961 "For Squiddy. With love, Mama." 101 00:06:29,629 --> 00:06:30,713 You yelled? 102 00:06:30,755 --> 00:06:33,049 Never mind. I'll find the vacuum myself! 103 00:06:33,091 --> 00:06:35,468 OK. Make yourself at home. 104 00:06:35,509 --> 00:06:37,971 Squidward sure seems to be enjoying his visit. 105 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:40,389 My hallway. 106 00:06:41,348 --> 00:06:43,350 Dear Neptune... 107 00:06:43,392 --> 00:06:46,729 he even got the chip in the paint from when I moved in. 108 00:06:47,521 --> 00:06:50,441 OK, Squiddy, don't get creeped out. 109 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:53,235 Just get the vacuum and go home. 110 00:06:54,487 --> 00:06:56,906 All right, isn't this neat? 111 00:06:56,948 --> 00:06:58,365 My bathroom. 112 00:07:02,495 --> 00:07:06,791 I have to give him credit, though. Every detail is correct. 113 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:11,545 How does he know the exact contents of my medicine cabinet? 114 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:13,840 My rash cream? That little sneak! 115 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:16,300 - Did someone say "rash cream"? 116 00:07:16,342 --> 00:07:18,218 SpongeBob, you idiot! 117 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:20,138 - Squidward, rash cream. - Ow! Ow! Ow! 118 00:07:22,098 --> 00:07:24,725 - Oops. 119 00:07:26,268 --> 00:07:28,604 - Oh, no! 120 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:34,234 I don't think I have a cream for that. 121 00:07:37,822 --> 00:07:42,702 Oh, what a horrible nightmare. 122 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:46,539 So, are you enjoying your stay at Chez Spongé? 123 00:07:50,543 --> 00:07:54,338 Will you excuse me for a moment? 124 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:57,008 I need to use the bathroom again. 125 00:07:58,425 --> 00:08:00,344 Hurry back, Squidward. 126 00:08:00,386 --> 00:08:03,597 I gotta find that vacuum and get out of here. 127 00:08:08,853 --> 00:08:12,481 He copied all 492 of my self portraits. 128 00:08:15,401 --> 00:08:18,320 And they're better than mine. 129 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:25,619 He even got the rug right. 130 00:08:25,661 --> 00:08:27,246 Get ahold of yourself, Squiddy, ol' bean. 131 00:08:27,287 --> 00:08:29,082 This doesn't mean anything. 132 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:34,545 This, this, all of this is just, just... mimicry. 133 00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:38,591 He doesn't possess your style or your decorating acumen, 134 00:08:38,632 --> 00:08:41,427 or your love of the finer things. 135 00:08:41,468 --> 00:08:45,765 In fact, the only thing he has is, is, is... 136 00:08:45,806 --> 00:08:50,019 My vacuum cleaner! And I'll remedy that... 137 00:08:51,395 --> 00:08:53,397 posthaste. 138 00:08:53,439 --> 00:08:59,403 Aha, he put you in here, along with all his bad taste. 139 00:08:59,445 --> 00:09:01,155 You're coming home. 140 00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:05,743 Home with me... me! 141 00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:15,669 SpongeBob! 142 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,101 Is it really you? 143 00:09:30,143 --> 00:09:32,937 - It is you! 144 00:09:35,314 --> 00:09:38,859 Come on, baby, you and I will walk out of this horror show 145 00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:43,281 the way we walked into it, with dignity and aplomb. 146 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:51,831 - My house... - You just missed the fire. 147 00:09:52,748 --> 00:09:54,792 What happened to my house? 148 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:58,045 Oh, some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven. 149 00:09:58,087 --> 00:10:02,925 SpongeBob! 150 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,927 Aw, don't worry, Squidward. 151 00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:07,054 You're more than welcome to stay at my house 152 00:10:07,096 --> 00:10:09,098 until you get your house fixed. 153 00:10:14,854 --> 00:10:19,441 Why yes, I'd love another spot of tea, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner. 154 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:24,530 Care for some casserole? 155 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:30,661 Squidward? You OK? 156 00:10:30,703 --> 00:10:32,412 Squidward? 157 00:10:32,454 --> 00:10:38,044 Squidward! 158 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:42,923 Replica, sweet replica. 159 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:47,511 It sure was great 160 00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:50,139 having Squidward over for a visit, eh, Gary? 161 00:11:04,611 --> 00:11:08,448 Ah, another quiet day in Bikini Bottom. 162 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:11,285 But it wasn't always this way. 163 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:13,579 Once, it was horrible! 164 00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:26,466 The unimaginable happened. 165 00:11:26,508 --> 00:11:30,263 One day, SpongeBob SquarePants... 166 00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:31,931 changed his pants! 167 00:11:42,524 --> 00:11:44,860 I remember as if it were yesterday. 168 00:11:44,902 --> 00:11:48,281 But in fact, it happened three days ago. 169 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,668 It's laundry day, Gary! 170 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:05,339 Oops. 171 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,970 Now, to finish the day's chores. 172 00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:22,189 Hello. 173 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:26,026 Hello. Uh, may I speak with SpongeBob... 174 00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,361 Uh, uh... 175 00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:32,366 Squa... oh... are... 176 00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,952 Pants? 177 00:12:34,994 --> 00:12:36,494 Mm, speaking. 178 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:40,707 Hey, hey. You want to hear how long I can do this for? 179 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:47,423 Actually, Patrick, I'm kind of busy. Can it wait? 180 00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:50,176 No. 181 00:13:00,644 --> 00:13:04,106 Gary, go check on the laundry in the dryer. 182 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,972 A pretty long time, huh? 183 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:38,391 Yeah, Patrick. 184 00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,060 Gary? 185 00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:45,772 They've shrunk! 186 00:13:50,444 --> 00:13:53,322 I'm gonna need to get new pants. 187 00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:58,118 I'm sorry, Mr. SpongeBob, but we're not expecting 188 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,579 another shipment of square pants for months. 189 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,248 Oh... 190 00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:09,129 No. Nope. 191 00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:10,881 Ew, not these. 192 00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:12,258 Uh-uh. 193 00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,763 Whoa. 194 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:24,228 These pants hug my body better than my own mother! 195 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:32,986 Hey, Patrick! 196 00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:35,573 Notice anything different? 197 00:14:35,614 --> 00:14:38,534 Pose, pose, pose, pose. 198 00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:40,035 Do I know you? 199 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,538 It's me, SpongeBob. 200 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,914 SpongeBob? 201 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:51,171 No, you're not! SpongeBob has square pants. 202 00:14:51,213 --> 00:14:55,801 Now, leave me alone, you mysterious stranger. 203 00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:59,846 Patrick is so full of tartar sauce. I'm still me. 204 00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:01,599 It's just a pair of pants. 205 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,976 It's not like my friends won't recognize me. 206 00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,519 Well, howdy, stranger. 207 00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:08,814 I don't recognize you in those newfangled dungarees. 208 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:13,235 You must be SpongeBob FancyPants. 209 00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:15,112 Clothes really do make the man. 210 00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:17,990 Sandy didn't recognize me, either. 211 00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,534 These pants are more powerful than I thought. 212 00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:22,119 Course, it was just Sandy. 213 00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:25,080 And Neptune knows what goes on inside a squirrel's head. 214 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,170 But I know my best buddy Squidward will recognize me. 215 00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,213 We have been through so much together. 216 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,554 Oh, no. It's that little yellow freak. 217 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:42,473 Hi, Squidward! 218 00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:45,434 Just ignore him. Maybe he'll go away. 219 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:50,063 Oh, Squidward! Guess who? 220 00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:52,232 Do I know you? 221 00:15:52,274 --> 00:15:55,902 Oh, sure you do. It's me. 222 00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:58,656 SpongeBob? SquarePants? 223 00:15:58,697 --> 00:16:00,949 Never seen you before in my life. 224 00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:03,702 Ooh. 225 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,456 Well, maybe these pictures of us together will jog your memory. 226 00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,708 Me and you at my birthday party. 227 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:11,460 You and me at work. 228 00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:13,962 That little slumber party we had last week. 229 00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,673 I forgot when this was taken. 230 00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:21,303 - Is that supposed to be you? 231 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:26,559 I can't believe it. He actually left. 232 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:32,481 Squidward didn't know me either. It's like we'd never met. 233 00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:34,650 Maybe Patrick is right. 234 00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:37,319 - Oh, no, it's locked. 235 00:16:37,361 --> 00:16:39,863 Gary! Hey, Gary! 236 00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:41,240 Can you open the door? 237 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:43,367 I left my keys in my other pants! 238 00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:46,745 Hello. Can I help you? 239 00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:48,205 Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob. 240 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:51,958 Oh, right. You're that RoundPants fellow. 241 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,712 - What are you doing in my house? - Your house? 242 00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:58,882 This house belongs to SpongeBob SquarePants. 243 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:01,552 At least, it did, before he left us. 244 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:06,640 I wish I could see him one last time. 245 00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,393 Oh, barnacles! 246 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:14,607 I guess I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants any more. 247 00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:16,775 I'll have to start all over again. 248 00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:21,113 Hello, sir. I'd like an application, please. 249 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,908 My name is SpongeBob Sq... 250 00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:32,874 Sorry, I'm a little... I'm a little... 251 00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,377 Sorry, I'm a little nervous. 252 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:39,506 My name is SpongeBob... RoundPants. 253 00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:41,174 And I would like to seek employment 254 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:42,718 from this eating establishment. 255 00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:50,643 Oh, dear! Are you OK, Mr. Cashier? 256 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:53,353 Oh! Here are the applications. 257 00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:59,401 Let's see here. "Name." SpongeBob RoundPants. 258 00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:01,027 Well, this is going well. 259 00:18:01,069 --> 00:18:03,905 Hey, Mr. Cashier, looks like we're gonna be... 260 00:18:03,947 --> 00:18:06,158 Coworkers! 261 00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:11,997 Question two. "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" 262 00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:13,499 Hmm, what's a felony? 263 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,875 Being too darn happy all the time. 264 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:19,087 Oh, yeah! Lots and lots of felonies. 265 00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,922 Moron. 266 00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,468 What's going on here? 267 00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,094 I'm filling out an application. 268 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:27,680 Get to work! 269 00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:30,056 Then I got the job? 270 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,685 Oh, boy. 271 00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:36,563 My first day on the job. I am so excited. 272 00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:40,066 - Woo-hoo! - Whatever. 273 00:18:40,108 --> 00:18:41,652 You've worked here a long time. 274 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,570 Why don't you show this rookie the ropes? 275 00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:45,489 Oh, I'd love to. 276 00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:47,907 Yay! 277 00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:49,702 But... No! 278 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,205 So, what do I do first? 279 00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:54,790 Fine. 280 00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:57,959 Take a Krabby Patty, and put it on the grill. 281 00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,169 Shouldn't you watch it? 282 00:18:59,211 --> 00:19:01,421 Why? I don't think it's going anywhere. 283 00:19:02,756 --> 00:19:06,134 Ooh, very Zen. 284 00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:12,182 What next, O oracle of Krabby wisdom? 285 00:19:12,224 --> 00:19:14,059 I'm going to the bathroom. 286 00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,562 Hmm, I'll go, too! 287 00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:23,985 How's it going in there, boss? 288 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,072 Um... fine. 289 00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:29,199 "Going fine." 290 00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:37,666 - Oh, Mr. Squidward? 291 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,292 Whatcha reading? 292 00:19:41,169 --> 00:19:43,171 Bathroom break. Check. 293 00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:48,218 Here's the slop you ordered. Enjoy. 294 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:52,264 If you can choke it down. 295 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:55,893 "Be rude to customers and insult food." 296 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:57,394 "Nasally laugh." 297 00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:15,078 - Can I get a Krabby Patty Combo? - No. 298 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,289 - A Double Krabby Patty? - No. 299 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,874 Can I get a Triple Patty with cheese? 300 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,877 Oh, I think you've had way too many of those. 301 00:20:30,719 --> 00:20:32,805 Taught him everything he knows. 302 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:05,671 What are you two doing? Get to work! 303 00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,340 I'm used to Squidward sleeping on the job, 304 00:21:08,381 --> 00:21:11,343 but I expect more from you, Mr. SquarePants. 305 00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:14,721 I am not SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs. 306 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:17,265 What in the name of Davy Jones are you talking about? 307 00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:22,020 I mean, do these pants look square to you? They're round. 308 00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:24,272 Yeah, so? 309 00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:28,485 I can't be SpongeBob SquarePants with round pants. 310 00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:31,029 - Who told you that? - Patrick. 311 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:36,326 Well, why don't you just take them off? 312 00:21:38,244 --> 00:21:40,914 Order up, Squidward! 313 00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:45,002 Well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob UnderPants.