1 00:00:30,802 --> 00:00:36,433 451, 452, 453, 2 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:40,437 454, 455, 3 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,189 456... Ow! 4 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:50,029 Oh... I split me nail. 5 00:00:50,071 --> 00:00:52,115 Oh, that looks terrible. 6 00:00:55,619 --> 00:00:59,956 Hello? Guinevere, it's an emergency. 7 00:00:59,998 --> 00:01:02,626 No, I haven't been biting them. 8 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:05,836 No. Can you just schedule me in? 9 00:01:06,963 --> 00:01:10,383 Now? A manicure in the middle of the day? 10 00:01:10,425 --> 00:01:13,637 But what if the guys see me? 11 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,639 Yes, I want my nails to look their best. 12 00:01:15,681 --> 00:01:17,307 I'll be right there. 13 00:01:50,841 --> 00:01:53,760 - Whoa! - Ahoy, sir. Where are you going? 14 00:01:53,802 --> 00:01:55,053 Uh... 15 00:01:55,094 --> 00:01:56,888 It's, uh... It's a secret. 16 00:01:56,929 --> 00:01:59,098 You have a secret? 17 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:03,186 Everybody's got a secret. And mine's going to take 15 minutes. 18 00:02:03,228 --> 00:02:06,481 Maybe 20 if she can spruce up me cuticles. 19 00:02:08,107 --> 00:02:09,234 Aye-aye, sir. 20 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:11,695 And who will be in charge while you're gone? 21 00:02:11,737 --> 00:02:12,904 Eh... 22 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:15,073 - Well, not Squidward. 23 00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:17,450 Don't know him. Too lumpy. 24 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:23,289 OK, OK. You're in charge. 25 00:02:23,331 --> 00:02:24,624 What? 26 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:27,711 You're in charge. For the next 15 minutes. 27 00:02:27,753 --> 00:02:30,963 - I'm in charge? - Yeah. Sure. Why not? 28 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,218 You OK, boy? 29 00:02:44,018 --> 00:02:45,604 I won't let you down, sir. 30 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:49,107 Ah, sheesh. I'll be back in 15 minutes. 31 00:02:57,407 --> 00:03:00,951 - Oh, what the... - Nap time's over, Squidward. 32 00:03:00,993 --> 00:03:03,747 Now, what do you say we work real hard 33 00:03:03,789 --> 00:03:06,124 until Mr. Krabs comes back, hmm? 34 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:07,459 Krabs is gone? 35 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:11,671 Yup. And I'm in charge for the next 15 minutes. 36 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:14,048 - Wow. 37 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,635 Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal around here. 38 00:03:16,676 --> 00:03:20,555 I guess that's why Krabs put me in... charge. 39 00:03:21,514 --> 00:03:23,224 Charge. 40 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:30,398 Wake me up when I care. 41 00:03:31,524 --> 00:03:32,651 - Do you care now? - No. 42 00:03:35,194 --> 00:03:39,407 [gasps, chuckles] Everything is under control, people. 43 00:03:39,449 --> 00:03:41,284 Go back to your Krabby Patties. 44 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:44,579 Nothing a temporary man in charge can't handle. 45 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:48,166 - Squidward? - [snores, murmurs] 46 00:03:48,207 --> 00:03:49,918 - Squidward. 47 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,586 Squidward. Squidward. 48 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:53,839 Squid. Squid. 49 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,257 - Squidward. Squid. - What? 50 00:03:56,299 --> 00:03:59,719 Well, it's just that I'm in charge and... 51 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:07,560 And you interrupted my regularly scheduled Krusty Krab nap? 52 00:04:07,602 --> 00:04:09,395 Regularly scheduled nap? 53 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:11,731 This must be important. 54 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:15,151 Mr. Krabs has never interrupted one of these before. 55 00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:17,195 - Really? - But being as you're 56 00:04:17,236 --> 00:04:20,615 the "man in charge," you must have your reasons. 57 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:23,994 - Well, I... um... - What is it? 58 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:26,997 Um... Nothing. Carry on. 59 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:31,125 Boy, there sure is a lot of procedural-type stuff 60 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,878 I don't know about the Krusty Krab. 61 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:34,671 Ha! 62 00:04:34,713 --> 00:04:37,048 - Order up, Squidward! 63 00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:40,719 You know, I'll let you serve this one. My stories are on. 64 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,930 Gosh, I'd love to, but I've got to cook the patties. 65 00:04:43,972 --> 00:04:46,933 - So, do it when you're done. - And unclog the sink. 66 00:04:46,975 --> 00:04:50,812 Hmm. Would you like to hear a secret? 67 00:04:50,854 --> 00:04:54,357 - What kind of secret? - See that guy over there? 68 00:04:54,399 --> 00:04:55,608 Yes. 69 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:59,863 He wants to be a fry cook and you're his hero. 70 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:01,113 Me? 71 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:03,950 Why don't you give him a couple of pointers? 72 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:05,493 Let him cook his own patty. 73 00:05:05,535 --> 00:05:09,079 And don't take no for an answer. He's shy. 74 00:05:09,121 --> 00:05:11,290 This'll be good. 75 00:05:11,332 --> 00:05:15,461 Hey, buddy. Yeah, it's me. SpongeBob. 76 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:19,758 - Fry cook extraordinaire. - Uh, hello. 77 00:05:19,799 --> 00:05:21,843 I know your secret. 78 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:23,344 What? Who told you? 79 00:05:23,386 --> 00:05:26,431 Oh, a little cashier told me. Follow me. 80 00:05:26,472 --> 00:05:29,517 - Yeah, whatever you say, man. - Moron. 81 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:32,645 Bet you didn't think you'd be in here today, did you? 82 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:35,565 - No. - First off, this is my grill. 83 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:38,484 This is where the magic happens. 84 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:44,323 And this is my actual spatula. So start frying up some patties. 85 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:46,284 I'll check on you later, my little prodigy. 86 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:49,955 SpongeBob will believe anything. 87 00:05:51,915 --> 00:05:53,666 Order number 12! 88 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,377 - SpongeBob! What are you doing? - Taking out an order. 89 00:05:56,419 --> 00:05:59,589 You're serving Krabby Patties with your hands? 90 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:01,466 Do you know how filthy your hands are? 91 00:06:01,507 --> 00:06:03,133 They are? 92 00:06:03,175 --> 00:06:06,930 But your feet, however, are nice and clean. 93 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:08,347 Think about it. 94 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:11,350 They've been protected by your shoes and socks all day. 95 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:13,937 Oh. 96 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,527 It's all clear to me now. 97 00:06:23,738 --> 00:06:28,326 One Krabby Meal served with extra-sanitary foot service. 98 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:33,372 Your hot, steaming, juicy Krabby Patty 99 00:06:33,414 --> 00:06:35,374 and a large drink. 100 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:39,629 Enjoy. 101 00:06:40,797 --> 00:06:42,423 Hey, is my food here yet? 102 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:43,883 Here, you can have mine. 103 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,594 - Delivery. - What? 104 00:06:46,636 --> 00:06:48,471 Here's the supplies you ordered. 105 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:50,598 - Ow. - Sign here. 106 00:06:52,809 --> 00:06:55,854 - Hey. My pen. - Oops. Sorry. 107 00:07:05,571 --> 00:07:07,573 SpongeBob, what is all this junk? 108 00:07:07,615 --> 00:07:09,575 Now that I'm "in charge," 109 00:07:09,617 --> 00:07:11,953 I've decided to redecorate the Krusty Krab. 110 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:14,288 I'm going to make it all pretty. 111 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,082 Yeah, have fun with that. 112 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:18,043 Oh, Squidward! 113 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:20,920 - I'm in charge... 114 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,380 so you'll be having all the fun. 115 00:07:22,421 --> 00:07:25,091 - Doing what? - Painting, buffing, 116 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,719 sewing, washing windows, varnishing, 117 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,304 washing the toilets... oh, you lucky dog! 118 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:38,063 Hey, SpongeBob, do you want to hear another Krusty Krab secret? 119 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:40,272 Huh? Another Krusty Krab secret? 120 00:07:40,314 --> 00:07:45,236 Yup. Do you want to know how Mr. Krabs gets all these customers? 121 00:07:45,277 --> 00:07:46,946 Yes. 122 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:49,782 - Low expectations. - What's that? 123 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:51,784 He keeps the place a dump 124 00:07:51,826 --> 00:07:54,913 so the food seems even better by comparison. 125 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:59,959 So, if you want to impress Mr. Krabs, you make it more filthy. 126 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,669 "More filthy"? 127 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:04,047 Throw trash on the floors, break furniture, 128 00:08:04,089 --> 00:08:06,007 and never clean anything. 129 00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:07,341 Sounds like the Chum Bucket. 130 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:10,636 Ah, but you'll be doing it on purpose. 131 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:13,472 Oh! 132 00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:18,937 - How's this, Squidward? - Looking good. 133 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:21,856 - You mean, looking bad! 134 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:24,316 Enjoy our fine decor. 135 00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:27,528 Next time, I'm picking the restaurant. 136 00:08:32,784 --> 00:08:35,828 One Krusty Krab, covered in mud and slime. 137 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:37,914 You missed a spot. 138 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,627 Oh. 139 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,964 Got it! 140 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,186 Gum under all tables. 141 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:02,480 How's that for low expectations? 142 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:03,815 Lower. 143 00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:06,734 Initiating stage two. Collateral damage. 144 00:09:08,987 --> 00:09:12,031 - How is that? - Perfect. 145 00:09:15,285 --> 00:09:18,370 - This place is disgusting. - Yeah, let's get out of here, 146 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:22,041 just as soon as I finish this delicious Krabby Patty. 147 00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:27,630 Squidward, all the customers are leaving. 148 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:30,967 - What did we talk about? - Don't touch the material. 149 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:33,094 If you want the customers to stay, 150 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:36,430 you need to provide some entertainment. 151 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:39,058 Oh, can-do, Squidward! Can-do! 152 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:43,062 - Come on, let's go. - Wait! 153 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,439 You don't want to miss this. 154 00:09:48,026 --> 00:09:51,570 - What's he doing? - He's dancing! 155 00:09:53,906 --> 00:09:57,576 OK, people, just back away slowly. 156 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:02,207 There's nothing like polished pincers 157 00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:04,625 to make you feel like a man. 158 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:10,506 Let's see how SpongeBob's doing as acting manager. 159 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,887 What the...? SpongeBob dancing like a goofball? 160 00:10:15,928 --> 00:10:18,681 And a hey! And a ho! And a hey and a ho! 161 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,683 And a hey, ho, how-ho, he-ho, ha, ho! 162 00:10:20,725 --> 00:10:23,561 Me customers cowering in fear? 163 00:10:23,602 --> 00:10:24,770 Help us. 164 00:10:24,812 --> 00:10:28,274 The Krusty Krab a filthy mess? 165 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,903 Order number 20 ready for pickup. 166 00:10:31,944 --> 00:10:35,240 And some stranger cooking Krabby Patties? 167 00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:37,783 Squidward sleeping on the job! 168 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:39,493 OK, that's actually normal. 169 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:43,289 SpongeBob! What have you done to me Krusty Krab? 170 00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:46,458 I was just following Squidward's advice, Mr. Krabs. 171 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,337 He told me all your secrets. 172 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:52,131 All me secrets? 173 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:57,678 So is there anything else I can do for you, 174 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,555 Acting Manager SpongeBob? 175 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,396 Ah! Guinevere! 176 00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,054 - Hello. - Hey, SpongeBob, how's it going? 177 00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:41,389 Oh, hiya, Sandy. 178 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:44,225 Hey, I was wondering if you could come by tonight. 179 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,726 Sure. What's up? 180 00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:49,397 I whipped up a new invention that I'm gonna unveil tonight, 181 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,565 and I need you to be my test subject. 182 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,192 I will be there. 183 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,153 You're not gonna forget, are ya? 184 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:57,529 Of course not. Have I ever let you down before? 185 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:03,328 - Hello? - Just be here! 186 00:12:03,369 --> 00:12:05,621 With Gary as my witness, 187 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,873 I will not let you down, Miss Cheeks. 188 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:12,170 I won't let Sandy down. 189 00:12:12,211 --> 00:12:14,839 I won't let Sandy down. 190 00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:19,260 How the barnacles do you put this thing together? 191 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,639 I won't let Sandy down. Morning, Captain. 192 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,350 I won't let Sandy down. 193 00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:28,102 I won't let Sandy down, down. I won't let Sandy down. 194 00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:31,521 Right after work, I'm going straight over to Sandy's. 195 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:34,942 - Boy! - Yes, sir? 196 00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:37,403 I've got a special assignment for ya. 197 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:39,738 This is a build-it-yourself telescope. 198 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:42,283 The only problem is I can't figure out 199 00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,035 how to put the darn thing together. 200 00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:46,287 That's where you come in. 201 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,247 "Telescope assembly manual." 202 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,249 Now read this and be prepared 203 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,085 to put this thing together at my house tonight. 204 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:54,128 Tonight? 205 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,339 That's not gonna be a problem, is it? 206 00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:58,716 - Um, well, actually... - Excellent! 207 00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:02,136 Because I was looking at your annual employee report card 208 00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:06,391 and the "Does a Laborious Task for Supervisor" box 209 00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:08,059 has not been checked. 210 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,811 - See ya tonight. 211 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:12,980 Oh, what am I gonna do? 212 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:15,441 You can do it! 213 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:17,735 You made the commitments, you have to honor them. 214 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:18,777 Both of them. 215 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,363 Who you talking to, buddy? 216 00:13:23,157 --> 00:13:26,702 Oh, hiya, Patrick. What are you doing back here? 217 00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:31,916 Well, sorry to disturb you during work hours, 218 00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:34,584 but I just wanted to remind you about my birthday. 219 00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,586 No need to remind me. 220 00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:39,465 I wouldn't forget my best buddy's birthday. 221 00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:43,469 Then why aren't you saying the words? 222 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:45,137 What words? 223 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:47,848 Happy birthday. 224 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,975 It's today! My birthday's today! 225 00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:54,605 And you surely must remember what you're supposed 226 00:13:54,646 --> 00:13:55,981 to bring to my birthday, right? 227 00:13:56,023 --> 00:13:57,983 Uh... My birthday cake! 228 00:13:58,025 --> 00:13:59,860 You're supposed to bring my cake! 229 00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:01,820 - Tonight? - Yes, tonight! 230 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:05,283 When else am I gonna celebrate it? 231 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:09,161 At least I had the courtesy to start my party 232 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,914 after my best friend got off work. 233 00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:15,042 See ya tonight... buddy. 234 00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:19,297 Oh, Neptune! This is worse than I ever could have imagined! 235 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:26,387 Right! Time to be all I can be! 236 00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:34,353 Man, these people sure look sciencey. 237 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,606 Sandy must be pulling out all the stops for this one. 238 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:40,859 - Hey, Sandy, whatcha doing? - Oh, hey, SpongeBob. 239 00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,362 Putting the finishing touches on my new invention. 240 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,782 Thanks for assisting me. You're such a big help. 241 00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:49,743 No wonder Mr. Krabs relies on you so heavily. 242 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,329 I gotta help Mr. Krabs! 243 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:55,458 Hey, uh, Sandy, I gotta run to the, uh, gent's room. 244 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,544 Now, if I finish up with Mr. Krabs, 245 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,754 that'll free me up to assist Sandy. 246 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:09,472 SpongeBob! I knew I wouldn't have to fire ya. 247 00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:11,223 You can rely on me, sir. 248 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:14,352 I wouldn't want to jeopardize my employee record. 249 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:17,729 OK, let's see what we got here. 250 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:21,484 Oh, it says here on page 472, section C-17, 251 00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:24,778 that you need a right-angled motorized hex drill. 252 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:28,073 Really? Why don't you head into town 253 00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:30,326 and pick up one of those hex-drill dealies? 254 00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,786 - I... - Or you can sit there 255 00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:36,748 and watch me fill out your employee report card. 256 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:46,425 Huh? 257 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:52,515 "Please call again." 258 00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:55,851 Barnacles! Where can I find a motorized hex drill now? 259 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,896 - Just finishing up here. - Sandy! 260 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:05,361 Uh, oh, hey, Patrick. What are you doing in town? 261 00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:09,615 I was just buying some birthday hats for my birthday party. 262 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:12,326 You didn't forget my party, did you? 263 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:16,288 Forget? How can I forget my best buddy's birthday party, huh? 264 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:19,375 Well, you already forgot one thing. 265 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,587 No, I haven't. Have I? 266 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:25,256 Hello? My birthday cake! 267 00:16:25,297 --> 00:16:28,133 Oh, yeah, that! I'm just getting to that. 268 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:32,804 That's why I was here in town, yeah. Forget your birthday cake. 269 00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:35,057 You're hilarious, Star, you really are. 270 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:37,935 Now you just go home and I'm gonna go get your cake, 271 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,228 you silly guy, you. 272 00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:44,775 - Hi. I need a birthday cake. - This is what I got. 273 00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:49,739 Can you change it to say, "Happy Birthday"? 274 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,992 Do you want it or not? I haven't got all night. 275 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,994 Yeah, neither do I. 276 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,043 Sandy's drill! 277 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,889 - SpongeBob? - Oh, hi! 278 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,517 Just making sure you have all your hardware. 279 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,185 That's an unusual getup. 280 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,688 Ooh, I thought I'd be a little festive, 281 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:25,190 - you know, for the scientists. - And the birthday cake? 282 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,819 Uh... 283 00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:33,031 Greetings, my distinguished colleagues. 284 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:36,368 You will witness an invention so revolutionary 285 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,579 it may change modern science forever. 286 00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:42,333 To demonstrate, my assistant here will disrobe 287 00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:44,752 - and enter the machine. - What? 288 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:47,588 You may be wondering why the subject is disrobing. 289 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,381 It's because... 290 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,216 What's under your gown? 291 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:55,262 Oh, it must be that spicy kelp I ate earlier. 292 00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:59,141 I gotta use the lavoratory. I'll be right Pat. 293 00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:01,686 Um, back, back. I'll be right... 294 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,732 Happy birthday! 295 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,984 You finally made it! 296 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,697 Big traffic storm. 297 00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:17,660 Well, just leave my present over on the present table. 298 00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:21,747 Your present? 299 00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:23,915 I'm so excited! I've been waiting for a year! 300 00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:26,210 I've got it. It's right there. 301 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:33,175 Ta-da! All wrapped up and ready to go. 302 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:35,177 Well, what are you waiting for, buddy? 303 00:18:35,219 --> 00:18:38,681 Serve up the cake so I can tear into that present! 304 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:41,809 The cake! I must have left it at Sandy's! 305 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,185 You took it to Sandy's? 306 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:46,814 No! I said, "The bakery delivers. Isn't that handy?" 307 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:50,275 I think I hear them outside. Wait there while I go check. 308 00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:59,117 - SpongeBob! - Barnacles! 309 00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,119 I apologize for the delay. 310 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,622 Now let's continue the demonstration. 311 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:09,127 I give you... the Proto Generator 2000! 312 00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:14,466 This device gives a single laborer the productivity 313 00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:17,052 of five, six, seven, up to eight workers. 314 00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:20,389 Great for management, but it's also a boon for the worker 315 00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:24,101 because they'll always get high marks on their report cards. 316 00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:27,020 I was just looking at your employee report card... 317 00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,480 The telescope! 318 00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:33,193 Without further delay, I shall initiate Proto's sequence. 319 00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:34,986 Uh, Sandy, I hate to delay the proceedings, 320 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:38,198 but I forgot to mail in this mail-in rebate, 321 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,867 and I'll be right back. 322 00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,916 OK, let's get started, Mr. Krabs. 323 00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,834 What happened to your clothes, boy? 324 00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:52,379 Uh, sardines. I was attacked by a can of wild sardines. 325 00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:54,548 Now let's finish this telescope. 326 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,343 Boy? 327 00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:00,805 Hold on, boy. You're supposed to be using 328 00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:03,307 that motorized hex drill. Where is it? 329 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,810 Ah! I left it at Patrick's rock! 330 00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:08,395 Patrick's rock? What's it doing there? 331 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:12,232 SpongeBob, wait! Get back here, boy! 332 00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:19,281 SpongeBob, why are your clothes invisible? 333 00:20:19,323 --> 00:20:20,991 Can I borrow your present? 334 00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:23,953 No! No! No, you can't borrow my birthday present! 335 00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:25,788 Not even for a minute? 336 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,791 No, not until they deliver my birthday cake! 337 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,167 OK, I'll be right back. 338 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,504 Hold on! Where are you going? 339 00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:41,512 I'm here! 340 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:46,183 Hold it! Where's my little assistant going this time? 341 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:49,478 Your little assistant? That's my assistant you're talking to. 342 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:54,024 - What's goin' on around here? - Yeah, I'd like to know also. 343 00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:56,986 What kind of birthday present is this? 344 00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:59,905 Hey, SpongeBob was supposed to bring that to me. 345 00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:02,115 That looks like my power drill. 346 00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:05,160 You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister. 347 00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:08,706 I've got something to say. 348 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:12,167 I have got something to say! 349 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:17,006 I know you all had important things going on tonight. 350 00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:20,551 Mr. Krabs, with your telescope, Patrick, your birthday, 351 00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:23,094 and Sandy, you have this big presentation. 352 00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:25,389 I just couldn't say no to any of you. 353 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,224 Aw, you overextended yourself. 354 00:21:27,265 --> 00:21:30,811 - You should have said something. - We'd work something out. 355 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:33,480 Aw, you know, you guys are right. 356 00:21:33,522 --> 00:21:36,149 It was silly to think I could be in three places at once. 357 00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:39,028 Nonsense, SpongeBob, of course you can. 358 00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:43,365 If you'll just step into the Proto Generator 2000. 359 00:21:43,407 --> 00:21:45,826 First, I close the Proto chamber. 360 00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:48,913 And finally... 361 00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:03,969 As you can see, I've produced two clones of my subject 362 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:07,222 which will allow him to honor all the commitments he's made. 363 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:10,141 - Did you hear that, SpongeBob? 364 00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:12,937 You can be in three places at once now.