1 00:00:22,821 --> 00:00:25,282 Whoa. 2 00:00:25,324 --> 00:00:28,952 - Patrick! 3 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:30,621 What are you doing out here, silly? 4 00:00:30,662 --> 00:00:34,207 I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away! 5 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:36,251 Aw, barnacles. 6 00:00:36,293 --> 00:00:38,128 You're wearing that dumb hat again. 7 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,339 Every time you wear that stupid thing, 8 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,215 you're gone for the whole day. 9 00:00:42,257 --> 00:00:44,593 That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. 10 00:00:44,635 --> 00:00:45,844 I have to wear it when I go to work. 11 00:00:45,885 --> 00:00:48,096 Well, why don't you just take it off, 12 00:00:48,138 --> 00:00:50,140 so you don't have to go to work today? 13 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:53,519 It doesn't work that way, buddy. 14 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,521 I hate that hat! 15 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,442 Fine! Have it your way, hat! 16 00:01:01,234 --> 00:01:04,029 Looks like Squidward has time to play. 17 00:01:04,070 --> 00:01:05,947 - Hey, Squidward! - What? 18 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:08,700 Oh, no! He's got the hat, too! 19 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:11,370 Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at 6:00. 20 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:13,580 - We can play then. - Oh. 21 00:01:13,622 --> 00:01:17,209 I'll show you, SpongeBob! 22 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:21,004 I'll get a job! And a hat! 23 00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:24,716 Whoa, whoa! That's enough, lad! 24 00:01:24,757 --> 00:01:27,052 What do you think, I'm made of ketchup? 25 00:01:27,093 --> 00:01:29,388 - Now, run along, boy. 26 00:01:29,429 --> 00:01:31,764 Eh? That sounds like... 27 00:01:31,806 --> 00:01:33,475 a band of roving tourists! 28 00:01:35,561 --> 00:01:37,312 Wait! Come back! 29 00:01:37,354 --> 00:01:40,399 Don't you want to give me your money? 30 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,360 They're a slippery bunch. 31 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:44,944 What do I got to do to catch them? 32 00:01:44,986 --> 00:01:46,572 Stand around out here all day? 33 00:01:46,613 --> 00:01:49,074 What are you doing there, Patrick? 34 00:01:49,115 --> 00:01:51,034 Standing around out here all day. 35 00:01:54,829 --> 00:01:56,998 How would you like a job, Patrick? 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,333 Oh, boy! Give me my hat! 37 00:01:58,375 --> 00:01:59,751 You'll get your hat, 38 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:02,713 but first you have to entice people into the restaurant 39 00:02:02,754 --> 00:02:06,757 by standing right here and holding this sign. 40 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:09,261 That's not too tough for you, is it, boy? 41 00:02:09,302 --> 00:02:10,303 Sounds complicated. 42 00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:12,681 But if it gets me a work hat... 43 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:14,891 - How's this? - Perfect! 44 00:02:14,933 --> 00:02:17,894 You'll be wearing that hat in no time at all. 45 00:02:17,936 --> 00:02:20,146 Oh, boy! 46 00:02:20,188 --> 00:02:21,940 - What's shaking, Mr. K? 47 00:02:21,981 --> 00:02:23,483 Your buddy Patrick. 48 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:25,944 I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign. 49 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:27,946 Oh. He is good. 50 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:31,450 And look. He's about to reel in his first customer. 51 00:02:31,491 --> 00:02:33,368 Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab, please? 52 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,536 Uh... 53 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:40,626 What does he think he's doing? 54 00:02:43,295 --> 00:02:45,505 They're walking right past him! 55 00:02:46,339 --> 00:02:48,925 Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy. 56 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:51,177 - OK. - Ouch. 57 00:02:51,219 --> 00:02:53,555 That ain't the kind of attention we need. 58 00:02:53,597 --> 00:02:55,890 Why don't you show a little razzle dazzle? 59 00:02:55,932 --> 00:02:58,435 Maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. 60 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:00,186 Oh. 61 00:03:00,228 --> 00:03:03,398 Guess we'll keep working on that one. Eh, boy? And listen. 62 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,941 If any tourists stroll by, 63 00:03:04,983 --> 00:03:08,153 why don't you just blow 'em away with a little extra twirl? 64 00:03:08,194 --> 00:03:10,029 Anything for my new hat. 65 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:24,670 That's enough, Patrick. 66 00:03:27,673 --> 00:03:30,717 I did it! Did you see that, Mr. Krabs? 67 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:31,926 I saw it. 68 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:33,052 Do I get my hat now? 69 00:03:33,094 --> 00:03:35,722 What the heck? It pays to advertise. 70 00:03:35,764 --> 00:03:37,056 My hat. 71 00:03:44,481 --> 00:03:45,774 Uh... 72 00:03:45,816 --> 00:03:47,150 What's wrong with him? 73 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:48,568 What's the matter, Patrick? 74 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:50,737 I don't know. 75 00:03:50,779 --> 00:03:54,783 Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand. 76 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:56,785 He's nervous. 77 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:58,787 Look at that guy. 78 00:03:58,829 --> 00:04:00,747 He doesn't know how to stand on his own two feet. 79 00:04:00,789 --> 00:04:03,291 Now, that's the kind of mindlessness 80 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,126 I'd pay money to see. 81 00:04:05,168 --> 00:04:07,420 You mean, cash money? 82 00:04:07,462 --> 00:04:09,756 - Well, heck yeah. - $5.00, please. 83 00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,883 All right! 84 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:15,679 - There's that sound again. 85 00:04:17,472 --> 00:04:18,890 They're loving it! 86 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:21,601 Patrick, you captured the attention of all these tourists 87 00:04:21,643 --> 00:04:23,603 with your ridiculous flapdoodle. 88 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:25,397 - I did? - That's right. 89 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:28,525 I think we finally found a job you're good at, 90 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,276 being an absolute buffoon. 91 00:04:30,318 --> 00:04:32,153 If it's folly you crave, 92 00:04:32,195 --> 00:04:35,532 it can be found exclusively at the Krusty Krab! 93 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:38,410 - For just $5.00 a head. 94 00:04:42,622 --> 00:04:43,749 It's official. 95 00:04:46,835 --> 00:04:48,837 I hate everyone. 96 00:04:52,215 --> 00:04:54,925 You imbeciles think that's entertainment? 97 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:59,013 Well, brace yourselves for some true entertainment. 98 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,933 - Patrick? - Yeah? 99 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:05,520 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 100 00:05:10,442 --> 00:05:12,985 Oh, oh, that horrible noise! 101 00:05:13,027 --> 00:05:15,238 Let's get out of here! 102 00:05:18,408 --> 00:05:20,911 What the barnacles is going on out here? 103 00:05:20,951 --> 00:05:23,663 I'm entertaining these heathens. 104 00:05:23,705 --> 00:05:26,999 We got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much. 105 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:31,379 - Where'd he go? - Come on, Patrick. Easy, now. 106 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:32,589 Right this way. 107 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:34,424 What in the name of Neptune is going on here? 108 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:36,843 Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home. 109 00:05:36,885 --> 00:05:38,553 Oh, a bloody nose, eh? 110 00:05:38,595 --> 00:05:41,222 You think I was born yesterday? 111 00:05:41,264 --> 00:05:42,766 He doesn't even have a nose. 112 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:45,101 Now, get back to work, the all of yas. 113 00:05:45,143 --> 00:05:47,604 I'm not running a happy factory here. 114 00:05:47,646 --> 00:05:50,690 Keep up the good work, Patrick. 115 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:52,150 You got it, Mr. K. 116 00:05:58,824 --> 00:06:00,951 That guy's still flopping? 117 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,786 Yeah. Amazing, isn't it? 118 00:06:02,828 --> 00:06:04,370 Doesn't that get old? 119 00:06:04,412 --> 00:06:05,914 - Um... - He's got a point. 120 00:06:05,956 --> 00:06:07,666 Yeah. You seen enough? 121 00:06:07,707 --> 00:06:08,917 Yeah, let's get out of here. 122 00:06:10,585 --> 00:06:11,920 Me too. I'm out. 123 00:06:11,962 --> 00:06:13,964 What? Wait. Don't go. 124 00:06:14,004 --> 00:06:15,548 Why are you leaving? 125 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:19,385 This guy's act is stale. We crave excitement! 126 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,139 OK, OK. You want excitement? 127 00:06:23,181 --> 00:06:27,059 What if I added a box? Huh? Huh? 128 00:06:27,101 --> 00:06:28,937 - Sort of the same, really. - Yeah. 129 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:30,563 Oh. OK. 130 00:06:30,605 --> 00:06:34,484 Uh, so, what if he flopped from two boxes? 131 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:38,738 Uh... into a cream pie? 132 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,031 I like pie. 133 00:06:40,072 --> 00:06:42,701 - Say, now. - That I'd pay to see. 134 00:06:42,742 --> 00:06:45,787 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 135 00:06:46,955 --> 00:06:49,040 OK, boy. Let 'er rip! 136 00:06:50,834 --> 00:06:53,252 I'll be in the back, counting me money. 137 00:06:53,294 --> 00:06:55,046 If the crowd gets bored, add some more boxes. 138 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:56,130 Whatever. 139 00:06:58,633 --> 00:06:59,968 Hey, Hat Man. 140 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:02,136 How you feeling after your first day on the job? 141 00:07:02,178 --> 00:07:05,181 I feel like a million bucks. 142 00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:07,475 Patrick! Patrick, are you all right? 143 00:07:07,517 --> 00:07:08,685 Say something. 144 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:12,939 OK, that's it! 145 00:07:12,981 --> 00:07:14,232 No best friend of mine 146 00:07:14,273 --> 00:07:16,150 is going to suffer permanent brain trauma 147 00:07:16,192 --> 00:07:18,695 just so Mr. Krabs can make a quick buck! 148 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:20,655 I'm going to go have a talk with him right... 149 00:07:20,697 --> 00:07:23,449 No! P-Please! Don't tell Mr. Krabs! 150 00:07:23,491 --> 00:07:24,993 You don't understand. 151 00:07:25,035 --> 00:07:29,414 For years, people have been telling me, "You're no good." 152 00:07:29,455 --> 00:07:31,207 Now I'm good! 153 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:33,043 I have a hat to prove it. 154 00:07:33,084 --> 00:07:36,462 I don't want to go back to being No-Hat Patrick. 155 00:07:36,504 --> 00:07:38,548 - OK, buddy. 156 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:41,342 I understand. Just promise me one thing. 157 00:07:41,384 --> 00:07:42,677 What's that, pal? 158 00:07:42,719 --> 00:07:44,721 - Just be careful, hmm? - Thanks, pal. 159 00:07:44,763 --> 00:07:47,015 I'm worried about Patrick. 160 00:07:47,057 --> 00:07:49,726 I'm not sure his new job is good for him. 161 00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:59,277 See the part-time minimum-wage employee 162 00:07:59,318 --> 00:08:01,529 fall from high atop this tower 163 00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:05,575 into this bucket of spiny sea urchins! 164 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,243 This should be good. 165 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:08,620 Patrick! 166 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,246 Hi, SpongeBob. 167 00:08:10,288 --> 00:08:12,540 Mr. Krabs, you can't let him do this. 168 00:08:12,582 --> 00:08:13,750 He might get hurt. 169 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,419 Oh, it's OK, boy. He signed a waiver. 170 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:17,754 Is he ready, Mr. Squidward? 171 00:08:17,796 --> 00:08:19,297 Ready. 172 00:08:19,338 --> 00:08:21,424 OK. Step back, boy. 173 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,175 You wouldn't want to stain your uniform. 174 00:08:23,217 --> 00:08:25,553 Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, 175 00:08:25,595 --> 00:08:28,180 could you hold my hat, so it won't get hurt? 176 00:08:28,222 --> 00:08:29,849 Thanks, buddy. 177 00:08:29,891 --> 00:08:31,101 Ready, Patrick? 178 00:08:31,142 --> 00:08:32,310 Ready! 179 00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:34,604 Oh, I can't watch! 180 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,986 Hey! Ew. 181 00:08:43,071 --> 00:08:44,781 Come on, Patrick. 182 00:08:44,823 --> 00:08:46,324 We've got a perfectly good bucket 183 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,034 of spiny sea urchins down here. 184 00:08:48,076 --> 00:08:49,368 I'm trying. 185 00:08:51,663 --> 00:08:52,789 I think I'm stuck! 186 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:56,042 Stuck? Well, if that don't beat all. 187 00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:57,836 What's the hold up, Mr. Squidward? 188 00:08:57,877 --> 00:09:00,212 Don't look at me. I'm just here to hold his hat. 189 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:04,467 Patrick, why have you stopped falling? 190 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:05,969 I don't know, Mr. Krabs. 191 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:08,013 Well, you better figure it out. 192 00:09:08,054 --> 00:09:09,221 These people paid good money 193 00:09:09,263 --> 00:09:11,516 for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. 194 00:09:11,557 --> 00:09:13,977 Now, make with the codswallop, pal. 195 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,394 - Understand? - Uh-huh. 196 00:09:15,436 --> 00:09:17,438 Don't make me come back here. 197 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,690 Hey, Squidward? 198 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:20,942 Do you think you could, uh, you know— 199 00:09:20,984 --> 00:09:24,737 You want me to push you off your precarious perch 200 00:09:24,779 --> 00:09:27,198 into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? 201 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:30,910 Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it. 202 00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:35,081 Thanks, Squidward. 203 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,376 Oh, my hat! Gotcha! 204 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:41,379 Oh, right back where you belong! 205 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:47,135 Great! We get to see two for the price of one. 206 00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:48,427 I don't think so. 207 00:09:48,469 --> 00:09:50,096 - Fine. - Thank you. 208 00:09:50,138 --> 00:09:52,974 - Look, Squidward, I'm falling! 209 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:55,685 - Oh, I'm so happy for you. - I figured it out. 210 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:57,729 It's the hat that makes me fall. 211 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,564 It-It makes me top-heavy. 212 00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:07,613 So, it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time. 213 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:10,992 I paid to see two guys get maimed. 214 00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:12,410 Yeah, I want a refund. 215 00:10:12,451 --> 00:10:15,538 Sorry. Absolutely no refunds. 216 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,665 Hey, hey. Hold on there. 217 00:10:17,707 --> 00:10:20,793 What's the big idea? Whoa! Whoa! You're crazy! 218 00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:25,631 Mama! 219 00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:31,221 All right. You leave me no choice. 220 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:32,388 You're giving me a raise? 221 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:33,806 Not even close. 222 00:10:33,848 --> 00:10:35,433 You're fired. 223 00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,561 As long as I'm still standing, 224 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,730 you'll never wear this hat again. 225 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,732 - Patrick, you OK? 226 00:10:42,774 --> 00:10:46,402 Well, I guess it's back to being No-Hat Pat. 227 00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:52,533 It's OK, Patrick. 228 00:10:52,575 --> 00:10:53,952 Not everyone is equipped 229 00:10:53,993 --> 00:10:56,162 to bear the awesome weight of responsibility 230 00:10:56,204 --> 00:10:57,789 that a uniform hat represents. 231 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,625 But you can wear mine any time you want. 232 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,794 - Really? - Sure thing, pal. 233 00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:06,714 Thanks, SpongeBob. You're the best. 234 00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:09,259 Any time, pal. Any time. 235 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,111 Patrick. 236 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:29,654 Yeah? 237 00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:32,406 What do you want to do today? 238 00:11:33,449 --> 00:11:35,534 I don't know. 239 00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:39,164 I guess we could play something. 240 00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:46,921 - How about a yo... - No. 241 00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:48,380 yo? 242 00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:52,468 - Buried treasure board game? - Nah. 243 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:53,928 - Mama. - Dollies? 244 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,222 Hmm... nope. 245 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:58,308 No. 246 00:11:58,348 --> 00:11:59,684 Nope. 247 00:11:59,725 --> 00:12:01,602 Nope. Uh-uh. 248 00:12:01,644 --> 00:12:03,521 No. No. 249 00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:05,606 - How about this? - Hello. 250 00:12:05,648 --> 00:12:07,066 Uh-uh. 251 00:12:09,777 --> 00:12:11,779 Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man 252 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,405 and Barnacle Boy action figures. 253 00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:16,117 Ew, Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. 254 00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:17,785 And slimy. 255 00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:25,168 Yeah, that'll happen. 256 00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:31,381 Oh, there is just nothing to play with. 257 00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:33,676 There's got to be something we could do. 258 00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:38,890 Hey, what are you doing in my house? 259 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,226 Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do? 260 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,977 Get out! 261 00:12:43,019 --> 00:12:45,230 Yeah, we thought of that one. 262 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,694 I believe this pile belongs to you. 263 00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:56,782 Where we going now, boys? 264 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,959 Aw. 265 00:13:08,794 --> 00:13:11,547 I'm so bored. 266 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:16,052 There's got to be something we can do! 267 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,432 "It's coming." 268 00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:27,313 Oh... 269 00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:29,690 boy! 270 00:13:29,732 --> 00:13:31,692 It's coming. 271 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:32,902 It's coming. 272 00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:35,154 "Almost there." We're almost there. 273 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:37,115 "Here it is." 274 00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:40,326 "Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest..." 275 00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:43,037 "Toy store"? 276 00:13:43,079 --> 00:13:44,789 - Oh! - Oh, yeah! 277 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,040 Yeah! 278 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,420 Well, we're here. 279 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,380 But where's the toy store? 280 00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:54,799 Well, I guess it's not open yet. 281 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,968 Not... open? 282 00:14:10,273 --> 00:14:11,690 What are you crying about? 283 00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:16,988 We wanted to go to the toy store, but it's not open yet. 284 00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:20,616 Well, it's open now. Look. 285 00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:23,661 See? 286 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,289 - Feel better now? - Mm-hmm. 287 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:30,418 Then quit your crying and get in there! 288 00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:37,258 I got it. 289 00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:42,513 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 290 00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:45,057 No, thanks. I'm good down here. 291 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,392 Look. 292 00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:53,565 - Oh. - Wow. 293 00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:56,694 Patrick, look at that. 294 00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:58,863 Wow. 295 00:14:58,904 --> 00:15:00,490 Can I help you? 296 00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:01,782 That depends. 297 00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:03,409 Tell me, do you like to... 298 00:15:04,618 --> 00:15:05,577 Oh, no. 299 00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:23,804 Yeah. 300 00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:25,223 Hey, Patrick. 301 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:26,307 Hey, SpongeBob. 302 00:15:26,349 --> 00:15:27,641 What's with the tutu? 303 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:29,477 It's not a tutu. 304 00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:31,229 It's a mantu. 305 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,604 You can tell because it has... 306 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:34,065 extra support. 307 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,358 I got the last one. 308 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,276 Uh-huh. 309 00:15:41,197 --> 00:15:42,740 What a great day. 310 00:15:42,781 --> 00:15:44,658 I hope it never ends. 311 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,910 Never. 312 00:15:45,951 --> 00:15:48,996 Attention, shoppers. The store is now closed. 313 00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:50,873 Please exit immediately. 314 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:54,460 I don't want to go! 315 00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:57,588 Dad, I want it! 316 00:15:57,629 --> 00:16:00,091 No! 317 00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:04,720 Aw, the store's closing. 318 00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:06,180 We'll have to leave now. 319 00:16:06,222 --> 00:16:10,101 What part of "never" don't you understand? 320 00:16:10,142 --> 00:16:13,438 - Patrick, we have to leave. - I'm not moving. 321 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:15,064 But they'll just come and kick us out. 322 00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,691 Not if we hide. 323 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:21,028 Hide? Isn't that kind of sneaky? 324 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:24,449 Uh-huh. It's sneaky, all right. 325 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:27,159 Really sneaky. 326 00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:28,244 Come on. 327 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,037 Haven't you always wanted to have 328 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:32,998 a toy store all to yourself? 329 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,461 No. But I do now. 330 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:38,170 What'll we do first? 331 00:16:38,212 --> 00:16:41,382 We need to find a hiding spot where they'll never find us. 332 00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:44,427 And I know just the place. 333 00:16:48,598 --> 00:16:52,893 - [barks, sniffs, growls] - Come on, boy. Let's go. 334 00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:58,232 The store's empty, so go ahead and lock her up, Frank. 335 00:16:58,274 --> 00:16:59,942 My name is Steve. 336 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,777 Whatever floats your boat, Frank. 337 00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:12,413 The coast is clear. 338 00:17:13,247 --> 00:17:15,666 Push, SpongeBob, push. 339 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,423 Push, man, push! 340 00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,762 Oh, oh... 341 00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:31,932 OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. 342 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:33,809 That's my boy. 343 00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:35,311 Brace yourself. 344 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,150 Thanks, pal. 345 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,693 Well, we did it. 346 00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:43,902 Yay! 347 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:48,449 Yay! Oh, this is so awesome. 348 00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:50,034 Nothing can ruin it. 349 00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:02,296 Patrick, is that you? 350 00:18:02,338 --> 00:18:04,006 - What? - I said is that you? 351 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,300 I can't hear you. It's too dark in here. 352 00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:09,720 Don't worry, I'll just use my night vision. 353 00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,305 You have night vision? 354 00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:15,893 Yeah. 355 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:17,144 How long have you had that? 356 00:18:17,186 --> 00:18:19,438 Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear? 357 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,690 Oh, yeah. 358 00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:23,234 Well, I guess it worked its way into my brain. 359 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,325 Shoot, the batteries are dead. 360 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,327 Oh, it's dark. 361 00:18:33,369 --> 00:18:34,786 It's scary. 362 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:37,998 Calm down, buddy. 363 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,791 We just need to find the light switch. 364 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,835 But you have to let me down first. 365 00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:44,004 Yeah, right, SpongeBob. 366 00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:48,593 I let you down, we find the light switch 367 00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:53,639 and everything turns out peachy. 368 00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:55,182 Yes. 369 00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:56,850 Look around you, SpongeBob! 370 00:18:57,809 --> 00:19:00,605 - We're surrounded! - By toys? 371 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:04,358 That... want... to... get us. 372 00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:48,611 Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives? 373 00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:49,987 No. 374 00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:52,072 Are we going to the ladies' room again? 375 00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:55,660 No, we're going to fight back. And we are going to win! 376 00:20:12,718 --> 00:20:14,219 That was fun. 377 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:17,306 Now let's dress up like fairy princesses. 378 00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:31,403 Ready, Patrick? 379 00:20:31,445 --> 00:20:33,280 Let's get some. 380 00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:55,302 Nothing can stop it! 381 00:20:57,971 --> 00:21:00,265 It was nice knowing you, pal. 382 00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,727 I know. I'm an interesting guy. 383 00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:18,116 No, Patrick, don't! 384 00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:19,827 What? 385 00:21:29,294 --> 00:21:32,464 The Toy Barrel is now open for business. 386 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:36,260 Prepare for more fun than you've ever had. 387 00:21:43,016 --> 00:21:44,894 My eyes! 388 00:21:47,688 --> 00:21:51,692 With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience 389 00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:56,781 the unholy terrors that are inside that store. 390 00:21:57,573 --> 00:21:59,157 Hey, they're open! 391 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,620 I love toys!