1 00:00:03,395 --> 00:00:05,397 OK, Karen, which one's better? 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,857 If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now. 3 00:00:07,899 --> 00:00:10,318 Thanks for the help. You know, details like this 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,446 can be very important to the customers. 5 00:00:12,487 --> 00:00:14,322 Customers? What customers? 6 00:00:14,364 --> 00:00:15,990 Well, uh... 7 00:00:17,409 --> 00:00:19,744 Like those customers who just pulled up. 8 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:23,290 Hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket. 9 00:00:23,331 --> 00:00:25,542 Would you like seating inside or outside? 10 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:28,295 - Seating for what? - For the Chum Bucket! 11 00:00:28,336 --> 00:00:30,713 Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. 12 00:00:30,755 --> 00:00:35,885 Oh, boy, this is so... num, num, mm-hmm. 13 00:00:35,927 --> 00:00:38,597 Mmm, good, the chum is. 14 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:41,391 Wait a minute. Eating chum? Do people do that? 15 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:43,435 Look, are you gonna eat or not? 16 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,770 Yeah, I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties. 17 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,105 Oh, yeah, two. 18 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,774 We couldn't find parking over there at the Krusty Krab. 19 00:00:58,116 --> 00:00:59,284 Ah! 20 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,702 Now, what was I saying? Oh, right... 21 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,503 I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my business. 22 00:01:09,544 --> 00:01:12,589 We're doomed, Karen. Doomed, I tell you. 23 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,717 Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do? 24 00:01:16,759 --> 00:01:18,386 What would that be? 25 00:01:18,428 --> 00:01:20,472 Advertise your product, of course. 26 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,973 Advertising? 27 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,976 I can't believe it took me this long to come up with this. 28 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:31,608 Let's see... Q, no. P, no. Ah, here it is, I. 29 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,443 There, it's perfect. 30 00:01:33,485 --> 00:01:36,904 "Chum is metabolic fuel!" 31 00:01:36,946 --> 00:01:39,366 You really did it this time, old Planky. 32 00:01:39,407 --> 00:01:41,493 Oh, yeah. Who's a genius? 33 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:48,916 Chum is... 34 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,503 Meh. 35 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,339 Hello, sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket. 36 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,423 Uh, sir? 37 00:01:55,465 --> 00:02:00,011 Met-ah-uh... ta-tub-uh... 38 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,763 bol-ick! 39 00:02:03,973 --> 00:02:05,392 Forget about what that word means! 40 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:07,726 There's a fire breaking out in the language lobes. 41 00:02:07,768 --> 00:02:09,812 We need to get out of here! 42 00:02:09,854 --> 00:02:11,565 - The door is jammed! - Push harder! 43 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:18,196 - Mm-meta-bu. Bu-bu-boo. - Uh, sir? 44 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:21,658 Your head, it's on fire. 45 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,618 The drink! Use the drink! 46 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,454 It's kelp juice. You want some? 47 00:02:26,496 --> 00:02:29,416 Hey! What kind of friend are you? 48 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:31,501 Friend? I don't even know you. 49 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:33,169 Go ahead. Say you're sorry. 50 00:02:33,211 --> 00:02:35,296 Uh, I'm sorry. 51 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:40,093 OK, I forgive you, and I'm sorry for yelling. 52 00:02:40,134 --> 00:02:43,846 OK, so can I tell you something honestly? 53 00:02:43,888 --> 00:02:46,099 - Whatever. - It's about your sign. 54 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:48,727 These words make my head sad. 55 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,396 I don't get it. 56 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:54,065 It's OK, little fella. I don't either. 57 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,526 OK, freak show. You just wait. 58 00:02:56,568 --> 00:02:58,778 In a few minutes, this sign will have attracted 59 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:00,447 more customers than you can count. 60 00:03:02,657 --> 00:03:05,452 Uh, what's that number before one? 61 00:03:05,493 --> 00:03:08,371 - Zero. - Oh, right, congratulations! 62 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:10,290 You have zero customers. 63 00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:12,875 OK, so maybe it'll take a little longer 64 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:13,960 than a few minutes. 65 00:03:16,755 --> 00:03:18,590 Wait. What are we doing again? 66 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:21,593 There we go. 67 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,053 "Chum is fum!" 68 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:27,348 What the... This says, "Chum is fum." 69 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:31,060 You changed my sign to "Chum is fum"? 70 00:03:31,102 --> 00:03:32,687 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 71 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,648 They seem to think it's interesting. 72 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:43,156 Apparently, dumb sells chum. 73 00:03:43,197 --> 00:03:47,577 And I believe I just found our advertising director. 74 00:03:51,289 --> 00:03:53,625 Only two customers? 75 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,002 Customers are looking kind of scarce. 76 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:58,630 Must be low tide or something, eh, Squidward? 77 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,465 They've all gone to the Chum Bucket. 78 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,924 The Chum Bucket? 79 00:04:03,134 --> 00:04:05,052 "Chum is fum?" 80 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,263 SpongeBob! 81 00:04:07,305 --> 00:04:08,264 - Yes, sir. 82 00:04:08,306 --> 00:04:12,644 SpongeBob, we have a situation. 83 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,936 I'm on it. 84 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:29,910 Five. 85 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,497 Four. 86 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:34,957 Three. 87 00:04:36,334 --> 00:04:38,545 Two. 88 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,214 One. 89 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,561 SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized. 90 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:56,855 Goofy goober is going non-dairy? 91 00:04:56,895 --> 00:04:59,482 - No. - Oh-hoo, slide show. 92 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:01,609 A few hours ago, The Chum Bucket was, 93 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:04,821 as it should be, a desolate no-man's-land. 94 00:05:05,613 --> 00:05:07,990 There's only one way he could have turned things around 95 00:05:08,032 --> 00:05:09,325 so quickly. 96 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:11,411 Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab 97 00:05:11,452 --> 00:05:13,246 while you weren't looking. 98 00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:14,706 Hey, that's my legs! 99 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,500 He stole the formula! 100 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,754 I thought you'd say that. 101 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:24,006 So we need to infiltrate the Chum Bucket 102 00:05:24,048 --> 00:05:26,593 and steal the formula back. 103 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,929 Ah! 104 00:05:30,971 --> 00:05:33,266 SpongeBob, how you holding up, boy? 105 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,976 Not so good, Mr. Krabs. 106 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:38,104 Hold on now. We're almost there. 107 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,777 - Next! - We made it, SpongeBob. 108 00:05:43,818 --> 00:05:45,944 - We're in! - Whoopee. 109 00:05:45,986 --> 00:05:51,409 - All I know is, chum is fum. - You said it. Chum is fum. 110 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:55,830 Keep an eye peeled for anything suspicierous. 111 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:57,707 Like that door? 112 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:59,626 - Mm, bingo! - Whoa. 113 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,210 Come on. Giddy up, boy. 114 00:06:01,252 --> 00:06:04,130 - We're almost there. - Excuse me. 115 00:06:04,171 --> 00:06:05,924 Would you like a free sample? 116 00:06:05,964 --> 00:06:08,092 No, uh... 117 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,470 [high-pitched voice] I'm full, thanks. 118 00:06:10,511 --> 00:06:12,972 No? How about your little friend? 119 00:06:13,013 --> 00:06:14,140 Hi, SpongeBob. 120 00:06:14,181 --> 00:06:16,392 Hi. I don't want a free sample ei... 121 00:06:16,434 --> 00:06:17,727 Sure you do. 122 00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:20,104 Look out! She's gonna blow! 123 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,278 Well, Plankton obviously didn't steal me formula. 124 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,238 So how did he steal all me customers? 125 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,407 This chum tastes awful. 126 00:06:31,449 --> 00:06:33,451 Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy 127 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,244 that we can't stop eating it. 128 00:06:35,286 --> 00:06:37,288 Chum is fum! 129 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:43,753 Chum is fum! 130 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:45,421 Come on, SpongeBob. 131 00:06:45,463 --> 00:06:48,883 I'm gonna see how our advertising guru is doing. 132 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:52,553 What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week, Patrick? 133 00:06:52,595 --> 00:06:55,222 - Mm, huh? - Gah! 134 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:58,100 You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases 135 00:06:58,142 --> 00:07:00,144 to keep that rabble out there happy. 136 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,022 "Chum is fum." 137 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:05,733 We've kind of got that one already. 138 00:07:05,775 --> 00:07:06,860 Oh, I like that one! 139 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:15,075 Oh, well. 140 00:07:15,117 --> 00:07:17,578 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 141 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,247 Keep up the good work. I guess. 142 00:07:20,289 --> 00:07:22,208 You got it, boss! 143 00:07:22,249 --> 00:07:24,836 Hey, everyone. Chum is fum! 144 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:31,467 - Hey, Karen, check this out. - What now? 145 00:07:31,509 --> 00:07:33,511 You see, every time I make a sale, 146 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,389 the sound goes there. Watch. 147 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,104 How is that gonna help to boost sales? 148 00:07:44,146 --> 00:07:46,232 Karen, babe, you don't need help 149 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:48,609 when you got a catchy slogan like mine. 150 00:07:48,651 --> 00:07:50,028 Don't look now, 151 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:53,155 but I think your catchy slogan's days are numbered. 152 00:07:53,197 --> 00:07:55,909 Oh, something's not right. 153 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:59,787 Yeah, I know. I keep saying chum is fum, but it's... 154 00:07:59,829 --> 00:08:02,623 - It's just not working. - I'm out of here. 155 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:05,001 Hmm. 156 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,462 - Patrick! - Huh? What? 157 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:10,339 We're having a board meeting here. 158 00:08:10,381 --> 00:08:12,050 We need ideas. 159 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,134 Hmm. 160 00:08:14,176 --> 00:08:15,386 Hmm. Uh-huh. 161 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,680 I think I see the problem. 162 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:20,391 Your potty has a shocky thing in it. 163 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,936 No, that's not it, you fool! 164 00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:24,562 We need a new slogan. 165 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,690 You need to come up with another genius catchphrase 166 00:08:27,732 --> 00:08:30,317 like chum is fum! But different. 167 00:08:30,359 --> 00:08:32,152 Oh, got ya. 168 00:08:32,194 --> 00:08:33,654 Hmm. 169 00:08:41,161 --> 00:08:44,082 I'm so happy that they changed that old, tired slogan, 170 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,458 Chum is fum. 171 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:48,920 Yeah, that new slogan, "Fum is chum," is way cooler. 172 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,296 Way cooler. 173 00:08:56,469 --> 00:09:00,473 Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme. Enjoy! 174 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:03,643 Patrick, my boy, you really earned that promotion. 175 00:09:03,684 --> 00:09:04,685 Thanks, boss. 176 00:09:04,727 --> 00:09:08,188 Nothing can stop me now! 177 00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:28,501 You fellas look hungry. Here you go. 178 00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:32,922 Excuse me, sir. 179 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:35,174 My resignation. 180 00:09:35,215 --> 00:09:38,094 But you're my whole marketing department. 181 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:40,763 I know, but I'm burned out. 182 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,515 See? 183 00:09:42,556 --> 00:09:46,019 Anyway, you can send my check to my home. 184 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,269 Check? 185 00:09:47,311 --> 00:09:50,773 You want money for those stupid catchphrases? 186 00:09:50,815 --> 00:09:53,442 Anybody can sell to my idiot customers. 187 00:09:53,484 --> 00:09:55,069 They're buffoons! 188 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,821 Morons! 189 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,280 They'll buy anything I sell them. 190 00:09:58,322 --> 00:10:01,075 They're the dumbest of the dumb. 191 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,327 The stupidest of the stupid. 192 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:07,665 They're dummies, dweebs, and doo-doo dunderheads. 193 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:11,251 I can keep that rabble right where I want them. 194 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:12,545 Huh? 195 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:15,048 What was that part about doo-doo dunderheads, eh? 196 00:10:15,089 --> 00:10:16,966 Uh-oh. 197 00:10:21,971 --> 00:10:24,182 Where do you think you're going, little man? 198 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,395 Is it too late for sorry? 199 00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:32,065 - Oh! 200 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:34,734 Hey, check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. 201 00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:36,152 Who's hungry, eh? 202 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:43,034 Well, Mr. K, we're back in business. 203 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,953 Yep. Keep up the good work, boyo! 204 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:48,664 You got it, boss. 205 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,772 Plankton, is that you? 206 00:11:12,813 --> 00:11:14,607 Welcome home, honey. 207 00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:21,989 How was your day? 208 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,868 Dear Neptune, Plankton! 209 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:28,204 What is that smell? 210 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:31,707 The aroma you speak of, Karen, my computer wife, 211 00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:34,585 is the stench of failure. 212 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:42,593 And now the smell of defeat so deeply penetrates my soul 213 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,931 that my very skin is permeated with its foul stench. 214 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:51,018 Thanks for asking. 215 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,352 Well, it smells horrible. 216 00:11:52,394 --> 00:11:55,355 You're not coming in here smelling like that. 217 00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,066 Hey, what are you... 218 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,695 Stop that at once! 219 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:02,863 You... 220 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,367 I command you to... 221 00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,248 Oh, no! 222 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,014 There you go. Now, don't you feel better? 223 00:12:28,055 --> 00:12:30,390 Although I do look ravishing, 224 00:12:30,432 --> 00:12:33,644 it's not enough to mask the ugliness I feel inside. 225 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,229 Did I miss a spot? 226 00:12:41,401 --> 00:12:45,489 Don't blow a gasket, dear. Today's a special day. 227 00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:48,951 Special day? 228 00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:52,370 Yes, we're celebrating your biggest accomplishment ever. 229 00:12:52,412 --> 00:12:55,124 Really? I accomplished something? What is it? 230 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,878 It has something to do with you asking a certain someone 231 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:01,463 to spend the rest of her life with you. 232 00:13:01,505 --> 00:13:02,756 What? 233 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:05,051 We each wear rings in memory of this moment. 234 00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:08,012 Enough with the riddles, woman. 235 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,224 Just tell me what this proud moment in my life is. 236 00:13:11,265 --> 00:13:12,850 Oh, you selfish green twit. 237 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,477 - It's our wedding anniversary. - Oh, that. 238 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,355 Yippee. 239 00:13:17,437 --> 00:13:23,027 You forgot! And I got you the perfect gift. 240 00:13:23,861 --> 00:13:26,239 The Krabby Patty formula? 241 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,074 Mwah! Mwah! 242 00:13:28,115 --> 00:13:29,700 How did you get it? 243 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,036 First I went to the Krusty Krab... 244 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,374 One Krabby Patty, please. 245 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:46,384 - Thank you. - Whatever. 246 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,552 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 247 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,470 What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. 248 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,556 Well, you can tell me later. 249 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,892 You're not getting this until you get me a gift. 250 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,561 - From your heart. 251 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,028 And that's the story 252 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,364 of how I got my head stuck in the fry vat. 253 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:12,410 That story gets better every time you tell it, Sponge... 254 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,578 Hold on! Did you hear that? 255 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,455 It sounds like... 256 00:14:21,085 --> 00:14:22,128 despair. 257 00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:24,171 That was probably me. 258 00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:26,799 No, no, not bitterness. Despair. 259 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,052 And it's coming from over... 260 00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:31,553 This way. 261 00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:36,058 Plankton. 262 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,601 What's wrong, Plankton? 263 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,603 What? SpongeBob? 264 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,273 Uh, there's nothing wrong. Don't worry. 265 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,317 I'm fine. 266 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:48,028 Come on, tell your uncle SpongeBob. 267 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,613 Oh, it's nothing. 268 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,325 It's just that today is my wedding anniversary. 269 00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:55,328 Aw, what present did you buy your wife, huh? 270 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:56,536 What did you buy her? 271 00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:58,789 Um, I didn't buy Karen anything. 272 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:03,085 We've got a love emergency. 273 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:06,255 Attention, everyone. We have a love emergency. 274 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,341 Please stand back. Love emergency. 275 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:09,591 Thank you. Love emergency. 276 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,760 Plankton, there's only one thing to do. 277 00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:14,554 You need to give her a present from in here. 278 00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:17,266 - What, like a kidney? - No, from the heart. 279 00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:19,185 That's where your love grows. 280 00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:21,437 - My what? Your love. - My loove? 281 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:22,813 - Love. - Loop? 282 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,691 - Luh-vuh. - Lump. 283 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:27,901 Say it with me: Uhl. 284 00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,445 Uhl. 285 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,612 Ahh. 286 00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:32,198 Ahh. 287 00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:33,407 Vhh. 288 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:37,744 Uh-Luh-Vuh. 289 00:15:37,786 --> 00:15:39,455 Love? 290 00:15:39,497 --> 00:15:40,789 That's it! 291 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,667 You've taken the first step into the halls of amour. 292 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,837 Now, tell me more about your Karen. 293 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,422 So, what's your favorite thing 294 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,590 for you and Karen to do together? 295 00:15:50,632 --> 00:15:53,302 Well, we like to take long walks on the beach, 296 00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:55,595 and we talk about our dreams... 297 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:58,432 Uh, our dreams of conquering all of Bikini Bottom 298 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,600 to become supreme overlords of all creation 299 00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:03,437 and to trample our enemies beneath our feet. 300 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,647 Yeah! 301 00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,941 Trampling enemies... 302 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:09,443 Now, tell me about Karen. 303 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:14,823 Well, she's a mark II surplus UNIVAC with 256 gigs of RAM, 304 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,951 and there's the cutest mole on her CPU, 305 00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:21,747 and the way she processes data, oh, ooh, mama. 306 00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:23,123 Does she have any hobbies? 307 00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,125 Uh, well, uh... 308 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,627 She does make a lot of beeping sounds. 309 00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:29,838 Interesting. Does she ever go "ding"? 310 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,716 Now that you mention it, she does go "ding," 311 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,176 at least once a day. 312 00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:36,845 Oh, a music lover. 313 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:38,931 I think we have our solution. 314 00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:41,016 You need to serenade her. 315 00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:42,851 Who, me? I can't sing. 316 00:16:42,893 --> 00:16:44,895 Not to worry. When you're done, you'll be as... 317 00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,400 Repeat after me. 318 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:17,803 Whoo. 319 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,222 Oh, you are ready. 320 00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:21,807 Ready? But what do I sing? 321 00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,226 Oh, when the time comes, you'll know. 322 00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:26,853 The music of love comes from inside. 323 00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:30,190 Why are you so obsessed with my internal organs? 324 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,488 - This is it, Plankton. - I don't think I'm ready. 325 00:17:35,529 --> 00:17:38,449 Oh, you've just got butterflies in your tummy. 326 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,950 No, I'm just nervous. 327 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,202 I don't know what flying insects have to do with it. 328 00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:45,914 Get in there and sing, you single-celled Romeo, you. 329 00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,125 Ah, love-vuh. 330 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,213 - Karen? - Plankton. 331 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:55,132 I don't see any present. 332 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,550 Oh, I have it. 333 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:59,886 It's right here in my kidney. I mean heart! 334 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:29,749 Uh... 335 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,170 Aha! 336 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,991 Uh... Um, hmm. 337 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,761 That was so beautiful. 338 00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,304 You really liked it? 339 00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:28,225 I loved it! But not as much as I love you, Plankton. 340 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:33,355 I luh... uh... love you too. 341 00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:35,566 Aw. 342 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,069 So, can I have my present now? 343 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,780 Of course, my little overlord. 344 00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:44,617 Now loading the Krabby Patty formula. 345 00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:46,577 They're such a lovely couple. 346 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,871 The Krabby Patty formula? 347 00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:53,375 Yes, you porous kitchen utensil! 348 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:56,044 By helping me woo my computer wife, 349 00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:58,880 you've just doomed the Krusty Krab! 350 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,718 Oh, no! 351 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,886 I've got to stop it before it's too late. 352 00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:06,722 45% loaded. 353 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,390 Control, alt, delete. 354 00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:10,392 55% loaded. 355 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,727 How do you turn this thing off? 356 00:20:11,769 --> 00:20:13,729 Get your hands off my wife! 357 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,356 65% loaded. 358 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,609 - The plug. 359 00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:25,115 Aha! You lose, Plankton. 360 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,784 Oh, no! 361 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,828 You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob. 362 00:20:29,869 --> 00:20:32,038 I am so fired. 363 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,540 Loading Krabby Patty formula. 364 00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:35,834 Here it comes! 365 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,004 Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy. 366 00:20:39,045 --> 00:20:41,632 That's fantastic. Where's that formula? 367 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,677 I'm crying. What's going on? 368 00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:47,429 Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak? 369 00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:49,598 No, I'm just so happy. 370 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,891 I... I'm crying with tears of joy. 371 00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,602 But you're shorting out. 372 00:20:56,563 --> 00:20:57,690 I'm just... 373 00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:03,195 Krabby Patty formula loading completed. 374 00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:04,404 Yes! 375 00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:06,198 No! 376 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,286 No! 377 00:21:11,328 --> 00:21:13,872 Yes! I'm saved! 378 00:21:13,913 --> 00:21:16,166 Your wife exploded! 379 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,004 Um, happy anniversary, you guys. 380 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,883 Rebooting. 381 00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,678 Loading EMILP. 382 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,806 EMILP? What's EMILP? 383 00:21:30,848 --> 00:21:33,016 Emergency mother-in-law program. 384 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,267 Oh, no. 385 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:37,145 Plankton, what have you done to my daughter? 386 00:21:37,187 --> 00:21:39,648 You made her cry. She could have been with an ATM, 387 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:43,652 someone with money, but she chose you. I don't know why.