1 00:00:14,462 --> 00:00:16,840 It's... 2 00:00:20,303 --> 00:00:21,595 With celebrity guests, 3 00:00:21,637 --> 00:00:23,889 basketball mascot the 3 Point Fowl, 4 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:27,851 the Guy on the Penny, Her Majesty the Queen, 5 00:00:27,893 --> 00:00:30,313 musical guest P! nk, 6 00:00:30,354 --> 00:00:33,857 Sir Quentin and his little wooden sidekick, Mr. Tinder, 7 00:00:33,899 --> 00:00:37,278 and guest of honor, SpongeBob SquarePants. 8 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,904 From Encino, California, 9 00:00:38,946 --> 00:00:41,157 the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club 10 00:00:41,198 --> 00:00:43,575 and your host, Patchy the Pirate. 11 00:00:59,258 --> 00:01:01,469 You're looking at the wrong camera. 12 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:04,805 What? Potty? Where are you? 13 00:01:06,307 --> 00:01:09,059 - Cue camera three. - I can't hear you! 14 00:01:09,101 --> 00:01:11,895 - Cue talent! - Cue? What does that mean? 15 00:01:13,814 --> 00:01:15,565 What are you pointing at me for? 16 00:01:15,607 --> 00:01:16,984 Do you have a headache? 17 00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:19,569 Anyhoo, can you believe it, kids? 18 00:01:19,611 --> 00:01:20,946 It's been ten years 19 00:01:20,988 --> 00:01:24,325 since I started the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club. 20 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:26,410 And he's here in person. 21 00:01:26,452 --> 00:01:29,663 I'm finally gonna meet me idol. Heh-heh. 22 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:32,082 Let's bring him out, now. 23 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,044 Nobody cares! Without further ado, 24 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:40,090 please welcome SpongeBob SquarePants. 25 00:01:43,719 --> 00:01:46,389 Without further ado... 26 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:51,810 Please welcome, SpongeBob SquarePants! 27 00:02:00,027 --> 00:02:01,778 What? 28 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:04,407 What do you mean, he's not coming? 29 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:07,743 Ten years I been presidenting his fan club. 30 00:02:07,784 --> 00:02:10,371 He never answered any of my letters. 31 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:12,956 Never showed up to any of my charity lunches. 32 00:02:12,998 --> 00:02:16,502 Now I throw him a television extravaganza, 33 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:19,422 and he can't even be bothered to show up? 34 00:02:19,463 --> 00:02:22,466 Well, we'll just see about that. 35 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,977 If you want a piece of me, well, you're gonna get one. 36 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:37,314 Think you can spurn my advances, eh? 37 00:02:37,356 --> 00:02:40,568 I've been a fan since the beginning, just... Oh! 38 00:03:36,624 --> 00:03:40,586 - Good morning, Gary. 39 00:03:40,628 --> 00:03:42,671 A little overboard? 40 00:03:42,712 --> 00:03:44,256 And take a chance of being late 41 00:03:44,298 --> 00:03:46,425 for the single greatest day of my career, 42 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:49,470 the eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab? 43 00:03:49,512 --> 00:03:52,931 Oh-ho-ho. I think not! 44 00:03:52,973 --> 00:03:56,602 No Krusty Krab employee would be late on this day. 45 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:01,482 What the... 46 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:04,443 See you at the big event, Squidward. 47 00:04:04,485 --> 00:04:05,861 Ow. 48 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:08,989 Can you believe it's been eleventy-seven years already? 49 00:04:10,324 --> 00:04:12,618 Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare. 50 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:15,454 Today is a day for gentle reflection. 51 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:19,375 I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab. 52 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:23,295 I don't know. 53 00:04:23,337 --> 00:04:25,548 This doesn't look like a family restaurant. 54 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:27,924 Oh, well, what do you think, baby? 55 00:04:27,966 --> 00:04:29,593 Would you like to eat here? 56 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:37,518 Well, OK, then. 57 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,228 What would you like? 58 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,150 Kwabby Patty. 59 00:04:47,819 --> 00:04:50,072 Mm, yummy. 60 00:04:55,994 --> 00:04:58,288 - Good times. 61 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,957 Oh, sorry, Gary. We can reminisce later. 62 00:05:00,999 --> 00:05:02,876 I gotta get ready! 63 00:06:39,222 --> 00:06:41,057 Hey, hey, chill out, buddy. 64 00:06:41,099 --> 00:06:42,559 We all want to get into the Krusty Krab 65 00:06:42,601 --> 00:06:44,353 as much as you do. 66 00:06:46,438 --> 00:06:48,649 But I don't have time to wait in line. 67 00:06:48,691 --> 00:06:50,776 Sorry, but I can't be late today. 68 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:52,444 - Ooh. - Ow. 69 00:06:52,486 --> 00:06:53,612 - Ooh. - What the... 70 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:54,697 - Hey! - Ow. 71 00:06:54,738 --> 00:06:57,366 Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. 72 00:07:09,419 --> 00:07:12,172 - Reporting for duty, sir. - Sit down, boy. 73 00:07:13,048 --> 00:07:14,924 Happy eleventy-seventh, Squidward. 74 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:16,593 Today's a big day for the Krusty Krab, 75 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,804 so I want yous to listen up. 76 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:22,349 It's a perfect opportunity 77 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:25,185 for Plankton to try and steal the Krabby Patty formula. 78 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:31,650 Isn't that just the Krusty Krab? 79 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:36,196 No, it's a holographic projection of the Krusty Krab. 80 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,990 I want you two to watch all the entrances. 81 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:41,034 You mean the front door and the back door? 82 00:07:41,076 --> 00:07:43,245 Those are just the ones on the surface. 83 00:07:43,286 --> 00:07:46,623 There's an entire network of tunnels and ducts underground, 84 00:07:46,665 --> 00:07:48,375 and I want all eyes on the lookout. 85 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:50,252 Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs. 86 00:07:53,004 --> 00:07:56,341 Right. Study this map. Stay extra vigilant. 87 00:07:56,383 --> 00:07:59,261 Don't fall asleep. That means you, Squidward. 88 00:07:59,302 --> 00:08:02,765 What? I have never fallen asleep on duty. 89 00:08:02,806 --> 00:08:04,641 Don't make me have a flashback. 90 00:08:19,823 --> 00:08:21,366 All right, point taken. 91 00:08:22,409 --> 00:08:24,578 And to help watch out for Plankton, 92 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,872 I've hired some extra security. 93 00:08:29,124 --> 00:08:31,126 You hired Patrick? 94 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:34,170 What? You expect me to spend money on a real guard? 95 00:08:34,212 --> 00:08:35,923 You're my first line of defense, Patrick, 96 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:38,884 so look out for any suspiciorous characters. 97 00:08:38,926 --> 00:08:40,469 Yes, sir. 98 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:45,641 Who are you? And who are you working for? 99 00:08:45,682 --> 00:08:48,685 Plankton doesn't stand a chance. 100 00:08:50,186 --> 00:08:52,898 It's a conspiracy, I tell you! 101 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:56,359 A thousand and three times I've almost had that recipe, 102 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:57,945 and a thousand and three times 103 00:08:57,986 --> 00:09:00,029 I've been launched by that Krabs. 104 00:09:00,071 --> 00:09:03,074 He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, 105 00:09:03,116 --> 00:09:06,411 and I'm left with four score and 40 fortnights of failure. 106 00:09:06,453 --> 00:09:09,998 I give up, Karen. Krabs has won. 107 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:13,084 Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. 108 00:09:13,126 --> 00:09:16,171 Maybe 1,004 will be your lucky number. 109 00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:18,548 Oh, yeah? You try getting launched. 110 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,550 Oh, right, the launchings. 111 00:09:20,592 --> 00:09:23,136 I've got them all on my hard drive. 112 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:35,064 Fore! 113 00:09:55,126 --> 00:09:56,712 I'm tired today, Plankton. 114 00:09:56,753 --> 00:09:58,672 You're just gonna have to launch yourself. 115 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,350 Splat. 116 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:13,478 - Karen! 117 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,191 I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh. 118 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,694 It's just no use. 119 00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:23,739 Today is the perfect day to steal the recipe. 120 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,741 Krabs will be completely distracted 121 00:10:25,782 --> 00:10:28,869 by all the festivities. You can do this. 122 00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:30,119 You really think so? 123 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:33,040 Of course I do. Now, who's my big man? 124 00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:35,333 - Oh, Karen. - Come on. 125 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,920 Come on, who's my big strong man? 126 00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:39,421 I am. 127 00:10:39,462 --> 00:10:42,758 That's right. Now, get out there and steal that recipe. 128 00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:44,133 Yes, ma'am. 129 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,945 I can't believe I gave up my Hawaiian vacation for this. 130 00:11:05,572 --> 00:11:08,241 I really love your music. 131 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:12,412 Remind me to make my agent walk the plank. 132 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,373 How are we supposed to eat these? 133 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:18,376 Can I get you anything? 134 00:11:19,377 --> 00:11:21,671 A pineapple slicer, please? 135 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,799 A passage on the next steamer out of here? 136 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:27,803 Just five more minutes. 137 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:31,932 Well, there's no use sitting around like a bunch of barnacles 138 00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:34,392 on the bottom of a dry-docked dinghy. 139 00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:38,271 - Let's do some practicing! - Arr! 140 00:11:38,313 --> 00:11:40,649 One, two, three, four. 141 00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:37,539 We want Krabby Patties! 142 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:41,376 Now to add some special anniversary deals to the menu. 143 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:45,130 Krabby Patty, 20 bucks. 144 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:49,009 39 bucks, 30. 145 00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:52,637 Oh, number zero, how I love you so. 146 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,347 - SpongeBob! - Yes, sir. 147 00:12:54,389 --> 00:12:56,474 I'm putting you in charge of decorations. 148 00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:58,309 Oh, but, Mr. Krabs... 149 00:12:58,351 --> 00:12:59,728 Yes, boy? 150 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:02,229 I thought you said I would be in charge of decorations. 151 00:13:02,271 --> 00:13:04,273 What? But you are. 152 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:07,402 I am? Yay! 153 00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,237 Yeah! Yeah! 154 00:13:11,114 --> 00:13:12,532 Squidward, uh... 155 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,743 I had chores for you, but you won't do 'em anyway. 156 00:13:14,784 --> 00:13:17,746 It took you eleventy-seven years to figure that out? 157 00:13:17,787 --> 00:13:21,791 Here's your budget, boy. Decorate it any way you want. 158 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,877 Wow, 50 cents. 159 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,504 You're letting SpongeBob decorate? 160 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:30,842 Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated? 161 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:32,259 Hmm. 162 00:13:35,889 --> 00:13:39,266 Yee-haw! 163 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:46,315 Do you come here often? 164 00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:58,870 Hmm. 165 00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,830 - Well, you want to do it, then? - No. 166 00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,207 Then shut your porthole. 167 00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:04,918 Battening down the word hatches, sir. 168 00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,195 What... what are you... 169 00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:34,030 There we go. 170 00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:09,565 Your change, sir. 171 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,943 Good work, boy. What, that's it? 172 00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,698 Decorations? Check. Security? 173 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,994 - Check. 174 00:15:21,036 --> 00:15:25,040 We want Krabby Patties! 175 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,793 OK, open your ears. 176 00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,129 These people have come from miles around 177 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,464 because they love my patties. 178 00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:36,051 I want every employee on their best behavior. 179 00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,261 Are you getting any of this, SpongeBob? 180 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:41,764 Every word, Squidward, every word. 181 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:46,644 So, let's get out there and sell some Krabby Patties. 182 00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:48,938 Yes! Yeah! 183 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,067 Ooh, I almost forgot. Mr. Krabs, wait. 184 00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,568 There's one last decoration. 185 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,864 I present to you... 186 00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:06,122 I present to you... 187 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:20,511 My ode to the Krabby Patty, made entirely out of ice. 188 00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,638 Jeez, boy. 189 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:27,269 - This thing's enormous. - And cold. 190 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,229 Let's get this out, my customers are waiting. 191 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:32,941 Ready. Set. 192 00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:47,705 Guys, I'm OK. No need to scream. 193 00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:50,375 - The door! 194 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,796 Oh, no. Patrick, stand up. We're locked in. 195 00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:58,466 This is gonna spoil the eleventy-seventh anniversary! 196 00:16:58,507 --> 00:17:01,219 We want Krabby Patties! 197 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,180 Somebody! Anybody! I don't care who. 198 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:06,515 - How do we get out? - Everybody calm down. 199 00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:08,768 I've spent a lifetime working in this restaurant, 200 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,895 and I know there's only one way outta here. 201 00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:14,441 - A high school diploma? - No. 202 00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,443 The air duct. 203 00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:21,448 This way, boys. 204 00:17:22,782 --> 00:17:25,868 All we got to do is head through this duct. 205 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,371 Which one? There must be 20 ways to go. 206 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:32,417 Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized. 207 00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:39,466 Uh, hmm, uh... 208 00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:41,468 Hurry up, guys. This kind of hurts. 209 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:44,220 Well, according to the map, we just go straight, 210 00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:47,349 take a right between these three moldy tree stumps, 211 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:50,685 then head towards that kidney bean-shaped puddle of gravy. 212 00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:52,770 That's not the map, you old barnacle. 213 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,315 Those are three moles and a birthmark. 214 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:59,235 Oh. All right, then let's try this one. 215 00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:05,908 - It's this way. 216 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,702 Here it is! 217 00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:18,421 Oh... 218 00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:19,797 Eh? What's this? 219 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:22,133 It's an old Krabby Patty wrapper. 220 00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:26,304 Aw, that takes me back to the good old days. 221 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,850 Now, a word from our sponsor. 222 00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:49,536 Yes, folks, nine out of ten doctors recommend 223 00:18:49,577 --> 00:18:51,246 eating at least one Krabby Patty a day 224 00:18:51,287 --> 00:18:53,039 to maintain a healthy lifestyle 225 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,665 and a youthful, positive attitude. 226 00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,625 I'm a doctor, as far as you know, 227 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,546 and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. 228 00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:02,424 So what are you waiting for? Get yourself a Krabby Patty. 229 00:19:02,465 --> 00:19:04,259 Or buy a sackful of Krabbies. 230 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,552 Or better yet, 231 00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,636 go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies! 232 00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,389 For your health. 233 00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:35,331 Back then, a Krabby Patty only cost a dime. 234 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,293 It was a dark and evil time. 235 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,835 I still have nightmares. 236 00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:43,172 We'll never get out of here! 237 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:45,216 Don't worry, Squidward. We'll find our way out. 238 00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:46,342 And then, we'll have 239 00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,595 the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever. 240 00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,346 All we have to do is stick together. 241 00:19:57,353 --> 00:20:00,106 Stop breathing on my neck. 242 00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,909 Hey, I think I see the exit. 243 00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:16,747 Ah, barnacles! It's just the surveillance room. 244 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:22,044 Oh... my house is on TV. 245 00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:24,297 All of our houses are on TV. 246 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,219 Gary the snail, you get down from that bed this instant. 247 00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,430 Hey, there's my house. 248 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:37,685 - You left your TV on. - Well, duh. 249 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:41,730 - I don't want to miss my shows. - Look, it's Sandy. 250 00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,567 Ah. 251 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:48,530 Mr Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us? 252 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:50,865 Oh, well, uh... eh... 253 00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:54,285 I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal. 254 00:20:54,327 --> 00:20:57,788 Thank you, Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important. 255 00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:01,834 - Hey, who are those guys? - I think it's us, Patrick. 256 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:04,420 - But who are they? 257 00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,632 We want Krabby Patties! 258 00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:10,593 My customers are getting antsy. 259 00:21:29,696 --> 00:21:33,408 Oof. Ow. 260 00:21:33,449 --> 00:21:37,412 We're getting warm. I can feel it. 261 00:21:37,453 --> 00:21:39,497 That might just be my hand, Mr. Krabs. 262 00:21:40,665 --> 00:21:42,875 Hmm, a crossroads. 263 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:46,837 I'll go this way, and SpongeBob, you lead them down that way. 264 00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:48,797 Lead them? 265 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:51,967 I can finally use my leader hat and my lederhosen. 266 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:55,221 - Nice. - Those are garters, you idiot. 267 00:21:55,263 --> 00:21:56,723 Follow me. 268 00:21:57,682 --> 00:22:00,851 This is not happening. It's just not happening. 269 00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:09,694 Guys, it's a dead end. 270 00:23:18,596 --> 00:23:19,972 Tempo! Tempo!