1 00:00:29,711 --> 00:00:30,963 There it is! 2 00:00:32,505 --> 00:00:35,801 I'm coming for ya, SquarePants. 3 00:00:59,032 --> 00:01:01,701 Thank Neptune that's over. 4 00:01:01,743 --> 00:01:03,411 Uh-oh. 5 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:10,710 SpongeBob! 6 00:01:10,752 --> 00:01:13,755 Why must you always ruin my plans? 7 00:01:13,797 --> 00:01:18,218 Plankton! You're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again. 8 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:21,888 Uh, I… didn't… 9 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:25,225 OK, fine. You caught me. You happy now? 10 00:01:25,267 --> 00:01:27,393 You know, this reminds me of the time 11 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:31,815 Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. 12 00:01:31,857 --> 00:01:34,234 Oh, I don't wanna bore you with my silly old stories. 13 00:01:34,276 --> 00:01:37,529 Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me. 14 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:41,574 Well, OK. Mr. Krabs called me into his office… 15 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:44,328 SpongeBob, you've been working here for a while now, 16 00:01:44,369 --> 00:01:46,579 so I think I can trust you. 17 00:01:46,621 --> 00:01:48,332 It's time I told you. 18 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:50,625 Oh! You mean… 19 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:54,880 Yes, the Krabby Patty formula. 20 00:01:54,921 --> 00:01:59,592 Follow me, son. We need to go where no-one will ever hear us. 21 00:02:36,129 --> 00:02:38,757 We finally made it. 22 00:02:38,798 --> 00:02:41,218 Quick! Into me office before anyone sees us! 23 00:02:43,095 --> 00:02:44,930 What? You went in a circle. 24 00:02:44,971 --> 00:02:47,473 Why didn't you stay in the Krusty Krab? 25 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,475 We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. 26 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:53,313 Then Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe. 27 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:55,190 Yes? Go on. 28 00:02:55,232 --> 00:03:00,612 Now, remember, you can never tell another living soul. 29 00:03:00,653 --> 00:03:02,906 - Wait, wait! Hold on! - What's that? 30 00:03:02,948 --> 00:03:04,408 My pen is out of ink. 31 00:03:07,994 --> 00:03:10,372 - OK, OK, go ahead. - Plankton! 32 00:03:10,414 --> 00:03:14,293 You'll never get me formula, not even in a flashback. 33 00:03:21,925 --> 00:03:25,387 SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, 34 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:27,347 this wouldn't be happening. 35 00:03:28,181 --> 00:03:30,600 Squidward, what's with the creepy smile? 36 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:34,562 I was just… remembering the world before SpongeBob. 37 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:53,748 Morning, Squidward! 38 00:03:57,543 --> 00:03:58,962 Ah. 39 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:28,450 Good morning, not-SpongeBob. 40 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:40,670 But, Squidward, you're glad I moved in. Remember that day? 41 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:46,468 Uh-uh. Nah. No. 42 00:05:07,489 --> 00:05:10,658 OK, well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom. 43 00:05:12,369 --> 00:05:15,621 My secret garden is finally done. 44 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:25,048 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one. 45 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:30,554 It's beautiful. I'll take it! 46 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:38,562 Hi, neighbor! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. 47 00:05:38,602 --> 00:05:41,481 And we're going to be bestest friends. 48 00:05:42,315 --> 00:05:45,609 Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door? 49 00:05:45,651 --> 00:05:47,946 Neighbor hug! 50 00:05:49,489 --> 00:05:51,450 We want Krabby Patties! 51 00:05:51,491 --> 00:05:53,910 What's that sound? 52 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:58,957 Customers. 53 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:02,502 We want Krabby Patties! We want to spend money! 54 00:06:02,544 --> 00:06:05,797 - What do we want? - Krabby Patties! 55 00:06:05,838 --> 00:06:09,050 - What do we welcome? - To spend money! 56 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:11,010 Oh, no! 57 00:06:11,052 --> 00:06:13,054 All that loose change out there 58 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:15,681 is driving me wallet mad with money lust! 59 00:06:17,892 --> 00:06:20,979 Poor little guy's starving. 60 00:06:22,063 --> 00:06:23,940 There you go, boy. You're free. 61 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:25,858 Go towards the money, boy. Towards the money! 62 00:06:27,486 --> 00:06:29,779 Hey, a wallet. 63 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:32,991 And there's 50 bucks in it! All right! 64 00:06:33,032 --> 00:06:36,077 Hey! Oh, no! 65 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:40,832 What am I gonna do? 66 00:06:40,873 --> 00:06:42,875 We gotta get out of here. Now! 67 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:46,671 Oh. If only Sandy was here. She could help us. 68 00:06:46,712 --> 00:06:50,091 Oh! Maybe we can use this. 69 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:55,138 I borrowed it from Sandy's tree-dome. 70 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:58,475 It might be our way out of here. Shh! Everybody quiet! 71 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:01,894 Hey, Sandy, I got your radio! 72 00:07:01,936 --> 00:07:04,063 If you want it back, come and get it! 73 00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:06,816 She'll come. 74 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:09,444 Oh, give me that! 75 00:07:12,238 --> 00:07:14,491 Sandy. Come in, Sandy. 76 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:16,576 Sandy Cheeks here. 77 00:07:16,618 --> 00:07:19,538 So it was you who stole my other radio, Squidward. 78 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:20,997 What? No, I'm just… 79 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:23,708 Sandy's trapped in that box! 80 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:29,839 Sandy? 81 00:07:31,883 --> 00:07:35,053 Remember the day Sandy and I got married? 82 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:36,346 What? 83 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:38,223 - No. - I'm freaking out! 84 00:07:38,264 --> 00:07:40,850 Mm-hm. 85 00:07:57,992 --> 00:07:59,369 Friends, we have gathered here today 86 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:02,622 to join these two hearts in the bonds of love. 87 00:08:04,957 --> 00:08:08,587 SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife? 88 00:08:08,628 --> 00:08:10,129 I do. 89 00:08:10,171 --> 00:08:13,925 And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband? 90 00:08:13,966 --> 00:08:15,510 And how! 91 00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:19,764 Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel. 92 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:22,392 You may kiss the bride. 93 00:08:34,987 --> 00:08:37,532 Boo! You stink! 94 00:08:37,574 --> 00:08:39,284 Worst play I've ever seen! 95 00:08:39,325 --> 00:08:42,245 And a total rip-off! 96 00:08:42,287 --> 00:08:44,247 Can't watch this happen to the theatre. 97 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:47,833 - Lousy costumes! - Waste of time. 98 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,877 I didn't know this was a play. 99 00:08:54,466 --> 00:08:57,843 Well, kids, this was supposed to be the part of the show 100 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:00,096 where SpongeBob and I were gonna watch 101 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:03,725 old outtakes and rejected scenes and talk about them. 102 00:09:05,769 --> 00:09:07,979 But he never showed up! 103 00:09:08,938 --> 00:09:12,233 And now I'm stuck in the belly of a whale! 104 00:09:13,318 --> 00:09:16,488 Oh, well, we already paid for the airtime, 105 00:09:16,529 --> 00:09:19,699 so… here they are. 106 00:09:25,037 --> 00:09:27,081 Hello, children. 107 00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:29,250 You know, like any great work of art, 108 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:32,086 SpongeBob didn't just appear out of nowhere. 109 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:33,797 He started out as a thought. 110 00:09:35,131 --> 00:09:38,092 Then, he evolved into a primitive rendering. 111 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:41,179 And along the way to becoming the sponge 112 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:42,764 that we all know and love, 113 00:09:42,806 --> 00:09:45,016 he went through many different changes, 114 00:09:45,057 --> 00:09:48,144 and phases, and "phanges". 115 00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:51,981 And change can be very painful. 116 00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:53,483 For instance, did you know that 117 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:56,653 SpongeBob was not the first choice to star in the show? 118 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,822 Hard to believe, I know. 119 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,740 Watch these opening themes, 120 00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:03,535 and you'll see why he was eventually picked. 121 00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:10,041 - Are you ready, kids? - Aye, aye, Captain! 122 00:10:10,082 --> 00:10:13,628 - I can't hear you! - Aye, aye, Captain! 123 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:16,047 Oh… 124 00:10:30,144 --> 00:10:31,354 Next! 125 00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:37,443 - Are you ready, kids? - Aye, aye, Captain! 126 00:10:37,485 --> 00:10:40,904 - I can't hear you! - Aye, aye, Captain! 127 00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:43,907 Oh… 128 00:10:50,874 --> 00:10:53,585 Oh! Whoa… 129 00:10:53,626 --> 00:10:55,712 No! 130 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:01,426 - Are you ready, kids? - Aye, aye, Captain! 131 00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:04,970 - I can't hear you! - Aye, aye, Captain! 132 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,099 Oh… 133 00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,103 - d Eugene Krabs does d - Hey! 134 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:21,028 - d Eugene Krab does d - Give me, give me, give me. 135 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:23,573 Pretty cruddy, huh, kids? 136 00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:25,991 Here's a really old clip of SpongeBob. 137 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:29,245 Back then, cartoons were called "flickering funnies". 138 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,294 Time to go to work! 139 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:41,716 - d He's ready d - Ready! 140 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:42,884 - d He's ready d - Yeah! 141 00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:02,320 Hello, Krusty Krab! 142 00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:41,818 - d He's ready d - I'm ready! 143 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:50,368 Oh, you… You little scallywag. 144 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:53,663 Oh! Hey, kids. 145 00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:55,915 Just having some technical difficulties. 146 00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:59,627 Whoa! 147 00:12:59,669 --> 00:13:03,422 Whoa! Oh! Oh! Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze! 148 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,342 Ah… Ah… Ah… 149 00:13:16,936 --> 00:13:18,771 No! 150 00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:34,913 There it is! SpongeBob's house! 151 00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:38,123 Oh, I finally get to meet me hero! 152 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:41,377 Whoo! 153 00:13:43,295 --> 00:13:46,507 Well, hello. 154 00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:53,639 Are you OK? Mister? 155 00:13:54,807 --> 00:13:56,809 Mister, are you OK? 156 00:13:57,685 --> 00:13:59,311 SpongeBob? 157 00:13:59,353 --> 00:14:02,189 No. It's just me, the guy on the penny. 158 00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:05,317 How did I get here? Where's SpongeBob? 159 00:14:05,359 --> 00:14:07,486 Oh, who am I kidding? 160 00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:09,906 I'm never gonna see SpongeBob. 161 00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:14,159 Hardly. You can see SpongeBob everywhere. 162 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,037 See? 163 00:14:18,915 --> 00:14:22,001 Hello, SpongeBob! 164 00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:28,049 We want Krabby Patties! 165 00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:29,550 We didn't even get to celebrate 166 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,845 the Krusty Krab's eleventy-seventh anniversary. 167 00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:35,681 We missed what could've been the greatest party ever. 168 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:38,225 Hmm. You guys ready to give up? 169 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:40,519 Yes. 170 00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:45,942 Then I'll just write myself down here for giving up, too. 171 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:48,694 - SpongeBob? - No, I don't wanna give up. 172 00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:50,237 Ooh, I know! 173 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:54,450 Let's just say our tearful farewells and solemn last words. 174 00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:59,080 I didn't make any money. 175 00:14:59,122 --> 00:15:03,084 I never made anyone sick with envy. 176 00:15:03,126 --> 00:15:07,797 I didn't get to sleep in this morning. 177 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,215 Guys, we can't give up now. 178 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,884 We got into this mess together, 179 00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:13,552 and we'll get out of it the same way. 180 00:15:13,594 --> 00:15:16,597 - Through the freezer? - No, by using our heads. 181 00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,101 To concoct an elaborate escape plan? 182 00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:23,354 No. As a battering ram. 183 00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:34,657 Hup! 184 00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:40,079 Ow! 185 00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:43,582 Ow! 186 00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,878 Ow! 187 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:51,423 OK, this is the one. Feel very good about this. 188 00:15:51,465 --> 00:15:53,300 OK, ready? 189 00:15:58,973 --> 00:16:01,350 Oh, boy! We made it out! 190 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:03,561 Whoo-hoo! Money! Money! Money! 191 00:16:03,602 --> 00:16:06,105 Come on in, folks! No need to shove! 192 00:16:06,147 --> 00:16:08,983 Plenty of room for all your money! 193 00:16:09,025 --> 00:16:10,442 I… 194 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:12,277 Where are all me customers? 195 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,322 They left? With all their money? 196 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:20,661 We went through all of that for nothing? 197 00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,371 Oh, it wasn't for nothing, Squidward. 198 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:25,583 I spent the whole day with my best friends. 199 00:16:25,624 --> 00:16:28,086 You, Squidward. And you, Patrick. 200 00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:29,461 What now? 201 00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:32,590 And let's not forget the man who made it all possible. 202 00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:35,218 Mr. Krabs. What could be better? 203 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:38,721 Money! 204 00:16:40,223 --> 00:16:42,975 Oh, no. He's not gonna sing… 205 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:05,266 Mr. Krabs, look. 206 00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:09,145 Me customers? They're coming back? 207 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:13,524 SpongeBob's dopey little song is bringing 'em back. 208 00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:27,246 Oh, Krusty Krab, you've always been there for me. 209 00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:31,167 When I'm tired and hungry, I just reach out my hand, 210 00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:35,171 and there you are with a Krabby Patty that's so hot and juicy. 211 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:38,549 - Are you with me, people? - Yeah! 212 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:43,095 - I said are you with me, people? - Yeah! 213 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:47,266 In that case, let's get some Krabby Patties! 214 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,602 There's no-one here. 215 00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:53,189 The Krusty Krab is empty. 216 00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:59,695 I've won! The Krabby formula is mine! 217 00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,531 It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it! 218 00:19:03,574 --> 00:19:04,825 Oh, no. 219 00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:07,912 No! 220 00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:12,958 Ah! Oh! Ouch! Ouch! 221 00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,712 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 222 00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:19,090 Ow! Oh, nuts. 223 00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:22,176 Did somebody order a Krabby… Whoa! 224 00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,933 Look out! 225 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:32,061 Coming through! Whoa! 226 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,397 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 227 00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:42,029 Ah! 'Tis a beautiful sight. It warms me heart. 228 00:19:42,863 --> 00:19:47,492 Me Krabby Patty recipe! What's it doing out here? 229 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,495 Oh-ho! Should have known. Plankton. 230 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:54,458 Hey, Krabs. Uh… Happy eleventy-seven? 231 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,836 It's launching time. 232 00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:02,425 Please, Krabs, no! I can't take it anymore! 233 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,635 No more launching, please! 234 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,430 Oh, all right. 235 00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:11,725 Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time. 236 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,904 There. Happy landings, Plankton! 237 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,782 You know, this isn't so bad. 238 00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:30,077 Everyone looks like little ants from up here. 239 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,583 Wait. Help? 240 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,503 Stay away from the high-tension wires. 241 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,882 Allow me to open the door for a valued customer. 242 00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:46,969 Gee, thanks, mister. Today must be my lucky day. 243 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:49,888 I found a wallet with 50 bucks in it. 244 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,016 Wow, that's some coincidence, 245 00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:54,185 cos I lost one earlier today with 50 b… 246 00:20:54,226 --> 00:20:56,812 Hey! Wait a minute. 247 00:20:56,854 --> 00:21:00,024 Come back with me wallet, you thieving bilge rat! 248 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:07,448 Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. 249 00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,314 Tempo! Tempo!