1 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:09,965 Oh, Neptune, surely this isn't the behavior befitting a king, 2 00:00:10,007 --> 00:00:12,509 hiding in bed for days on end, 3 00:00:12,551 --> 00:00:16,597 doing nothing but watching daytime television. 4 00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:21,518 Wait! Rochelle was just about to meet her biological parents! 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,521 Is this about turning five thousand today? 6 00:00:24,563 --> 00:00:27,608 No. Oh, my darling Amphitrite, 7 00:00:27,649 --> 00:00:30,109 it is not my age that troubles me so. 8 00:00:30,151 --> 00:00:31,779 It is that our son, Triton, 9 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:33,948 will not be able to share in my revelry. 10 00:00:33,989 --> 00:00:37,242 Let's forget about Triton for just one day. 11 00:00:37,284 --> 00:00:40,996 It's your five thousandth birthday, for shell's sake. 12 00:00:41,038 --> 00:00:45,375 Yeah. OK, so long as there's no-one careless enough 13 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:47,044 to mention Triton. 14 00:00:48,087 --> 00:00:50,213 Order up, Squidward! 15 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:53,926 I bet you're wondering why I'm not using my hands today. 16 00:00:53,968 --> 00:00:56,887 - Not in the least, SpongeBob. - OK, OK, I'll tell ya. 17 00:00:56,929 --> 00:00:58,764 Your order, ma'am. 18 00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:00,348 I'm not using my hands 19 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:02,935 because today is Work Without Your Hands Day. 20 00:01:02,977 --> 00:01:05,395 You should give it a whirl, buddy. 21 00:01:11,568 --> 00:01:14,905 Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute, please. 22 00:01:14,947 --> 00:01:16,615 Mr. Krabs? It's a "Queen Amphitrite." 23 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:18,700 She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here. 24 00:01:18,742 --> 00:01:21,495 Oh, she does, does she? 25 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:23,080 I'll handle this, laddy. 26 00:01:23,122 --> 00:01:26,207 Yes, "Queen Amphitrite." 27 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:30,629 Very convincing. But you'll have to call pretty early 28 00:01:30,671 --> 00:01:33,799 to fool old Eugene Krabs, prankster! 29 00:01:33,841 --> 00:01:36,051 They think I was born yesterday. 30 00:01:36,093 --> 00:01:38,595 Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack! Whoa! 31 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:47,771 Does seven o'clock work for you, Your Majesty? 32 00:01:47,813 --> 00:01:52,233 Oil up yer spatula, boy, for tonight, you fry for a king! 33 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:55,362 So much for Work Without Your Hands Day, SquarePants. 34 00:01:55,403 --> 00:01:59,658 You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! 35 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:03,912 OK, that's enough, Patrick. Thank you. 36 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,792 You two really out-did yourselves! 37 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:12,295 It almost makes me want to pay you. 38 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:17,009 It looks like this area could use a few more decorations. 39 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:18,719 - Squidward! - Now what? 40 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,513 The decorations over here are looking a little sparse. 41 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:23,891 Why don't you hang up a few balloons or something? 42 00:02:25,893 --> 00:02:28,979 Oh, that's better. Looks lovely, Squidward. Excellent work. 43 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:31,606 - How goes it over here? - All set, Mr. K. 44 00:02:31,648 --> 00:02:34,609 Five thousand patties. One for every year Neptune's been alive. 45 00:02:34,651 --> 00:02:39,573 Five thousand patties at 3.99 a pop. 46 00:02:39,614 --> 00:02:43,994 Forty nundred n... bubble able buhney... 47 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:48,790 Leave it to your old boss, here, 48 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:51,877 to capitalize on such a momentous occasion. 49 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:58,800 Wow! Why, you rolled out the red carpet. 50 00:02:58,842 --> 00:03:02,221 This ain't for you lot! This is for King Neptune! 51 00:03:02,262 --> 00:03:03,764 Today is his birthday. 52 00:03:03,805 --> 00:03:06,266 Oh, wait a minute. King Neptune is coming here? 53 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:08,560 Oh, I'm a huge fan of the royal family. 54 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,687 I just love everything they do. 55 00:03:10,729 --> 00:03:14,816 Oh, could we please maybe watch them eat, 56 00:03:14,858 --> 00:03:17,652 right here, through the window, you know? 57 00:03:17,694 --> 00:03:19,154 Don't be ridiculous. 58 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:22,449 Why in Neptune's name would I let you... 59 00:03:23,909 --> 00:03:25,702 See Neptune eat! 60 00:03:25,744 --> 00:03:29,456 Only five dollars! Only a few seats left! 61 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:32,960 Thank you. Thank you. 62 00:03:33,001 --> 00:03:34,253 Do you have change for a twenty? 63 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:37,756 Nope, sorry. I guess it's $20 for you, then. 64 00:03:37,798 --> 00:03:40,508 Don't be shy, folks. Seats are going fast! 65 00:03:54,064 --> 00:03:56,524 Greetings, my obedient flock. 66 00:03:59,444 --> 00:04:01,155 You were right, honey. 67 00:04:01,196 --> 00:04:03,323 Hearing these mortals cheer for me 68 00:04:03,364 --> 00:04:05,242 has made me feel better already. 69 00:04:05,284 --> 00:04:07,368 Excuse me, Mr. Royal Sea King-ness. 70 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:09,037 Your table is this way, sir. 71 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:17,129 These seats are surprisingly comfortable 72 00:04:17,171 --> 00:04:20,132 for being no more than primitive storage vessels. 73 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:22,342 Oh, husband, I'm so glad to see 74 00:04:22,383 --> 00:04:24,469 you're enjoying your birthday party. 75 00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:28,140 And I am glad that you're glad, my dear. 76 00:04:28,182 --> 00:04:31,476 And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad, my king. 77 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:33,770 And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad 78 00:04:33,812 --> 00:04:37,232 - that you're glad that... - All right already! 79 00:04:37,274 --> 00:04:40,110 And methinks I shall continue to enjoy it 80 00:04:40,152 --> 00:04:43,446 so long as there continues to be no mention of the name... 81 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:46,574 Triton! Triton! Tri-ton! 82 00:04:46,616 --> 00:04:48,202 Is there a Triton here? 83 00:04:48,243 --> 00:04:50,078 Is there anybody missing from this party 84 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,579 that any of you guys can see? 85 00:04:51,621 --> 00:04:54,833 Nope, there's nobody missing. We're all here! 86 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,751 Oh, I was sure there's somebody. Oh! 87 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:58,545 Oh! 88 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:01,923 Here it is right here. An empty seat. 89 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:04,843 That's not an empty seat! My wife is sitting there! 90 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:08,013 No, not that chair, Your Highness! 91 00:05:08,055 --> 00:05:09,472 That one! See? 92 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:12,017 It even has its pretty name card that I made still on it. 93 00:05:12,059 --> 00:05:14,978 - Oh, no! - T-R-I-T-O-N. 94 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:17,064 You sure you don't know anyone named Triton? 95 00:05:19,941 --> 00:05:21,735 Should I put it down, yes or no? 96 00:05:21,776 --> 00:05:23,820 Triton is our son. 97 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:25,530 But as you can see, 98 00:05:25,572 --> 00:05:28,283 the king doesn't want to talk about it right now. 99 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:29,576 Thank you, my darling. 100 00:05:29,617 --> 00:05:32,704 I'd rather not share with this addled mortal 101 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:35,332 the woeful story of our son, Triton. 102 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:38,919 Oh, that's a good thing, yeah. You don't want to go there. 103 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,047 But I suppose I could tell it. 104 00:05:42,089 --> 00:05:45,092 No! No! Really, it's OK! 105 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,510 No, you're right. I won't tell it. 106 00:05:47,552 --> 00:05:49,554 Phew! Good! 107 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:53,767 Instead, I'm going to show this 16mm movie I made about it. 108 00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:58,479 Could someone please dim the lights? 109 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:01,900 It all started one day 110 00:06:01,942 --> 00:06:05,195 while giving Triton his smiting lessons. 111 00:06:08,447 --> 00:06:12,119 That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects. 112 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,662 Now you try, son. 113 00:06:14,704 --> 00:06:15,914 Son? 114 00:06:15,956 --> 00:06:17,999 Triton was increasingly fascinated 115 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:21,336 with the miserable world of the lowly mortals. 116 00:06:21,378 --> 00:06:24,005 Dad, when are you gonna teach me the ball and stick game? 117 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:26,383 Never. Now, take hold of your trident 118 00:06:26,425 --> 00:06:28,551 and practice your smiting, son. 119 00:06:28,593 --> 00:06:30,178 I don't feel like smiting. 120 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,846 I wanna play the ball and stick game. 121 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:35,183 OK, son, you wanna learn the stick and ball game? 122 00:06:35,225 --> 00:06:38,312 Well, here's your first lesson. Batter up. 123 00:06:41,606 --> 00:06:45,193 It looks like I just hit a single. 124 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,862 Let's see if you can get a home run, son. 125 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:49,906 Leave me alone, Dad. 126 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:53,785 What was happening to my own flesh and blood? 127 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:56,246 Over the next few millennia, 128 00:06:56,288 --> 00:07:01,084 my son grew not only in size but in perplexing behavior. 129 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,300 What's going on in here? 130 00:07:08,342 --> 00:07:11,303 Hey, Dad. Check it out! I'm studying chemistry, 131 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:15,723 and I've just created a cure for all mortal diseases! 132 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:21,521 Nyaa! How many times do I have to tell you, we are gods! 133 00:07:21,562 --> 00:07:23,064 We don't have diseases, 134 00:07:23,106 --> 00:07:27,568 nor do we care whether or not the mortals contract them! 135 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,696 Gosh! 136 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,949 Try as I might, it was becoming increasingly apparent 137 00:07:32,991 --> 00:07:36,077 that we would not agree on the ways of the world. 138 00:07:36,119 --> 00:07:38,330 I knew I had no choice. 139 00:07:38,372 --> 00:07:40,790 There was only one last resort. 140 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,543 No, not that one! 141 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:45,753 The island in the sky. 142 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:47,839 Isn't that island a miniature golf course? 143 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:52,010 No! The one on the other side of the river! 144 00:07:52,052 --> 00:07:54,554 You mean the juvenile correction facility? 145 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:56,597 But that place is for losers, man. 146 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,183 Uh-huh. 147 00:07:58,975 --> 00:08:02,062 OK, I'm standing in here. Now what? 148 00:08:03,146 --> 00:08:06,441 What are you doing? This is bogus! 149 00:08:06,483 --> 00:08:10,820 I'm sealing you inside this magical shrinking cage 150 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:14,157 until you learn to embrace your destiny 151 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:17,285 as one of the gods! 152 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:19,246 No! 153 00:08:20,705 --> 00:08:23,417 You call THAT shrinking? 154 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,460 Well, it only shrinks 7%. 155 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:28,129 Man, that is just beyond bogus. 156 00:08:28,171 --> 00:08:30,840 Perhaps in your eyes it is beyond bogus, 157 00:08:30,882 --> 00:08:33,009 but it's the only way you'll learn. 158 00:08:33,051 --> 00:08:36,888 Reflect on this for 10,000 years. 159 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:40,392 You can't do this, man! I've got a life to live! 160 00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:42,810 I can't be stuck in this cage, man! 161 00:08:42,852 --> 00:08:47,148 Gah. I hate you, old man! You hear me? I hate you! 162 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:49,609 - No! 163 00:08:52,028 --> 00:08:53,988 And that's that. 164 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:05,875 Huh? OK, who's ready for a pipin' hot Krabby Patty? 165 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,169 Would you like the first one, Your Highness? 166 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:11,339 Recounting this sad tale has upset me so much 167 00:09:11,381 --> 00:09:13,216 I've lost my appetite. 168 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:17,011 Take those sandwiches away. 169 00:09:17,053 --> 00:09:19,931 Can't you see the king is upset? 170 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,183 It's OK. Let it out. 171 00:09:22,225 --> 00:09:24,102 This is a rip off! 172 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:26,938 I paid to watch high-class royal dining action, 173 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,065 not listen to a boring sob story. 174 00:09:29,107 --> 00:09:33,778 Ooh, looks like things may be picking up. Royal violence! 175 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:37,240 Why have you not obeyed me, mortal? Be gone! 176 00:09:37,282 --> 00:09:39,326 So, who's gonna pay for these, then? 177 00:09:42,078 --> 00:09:46,082 If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined! 178 00:09:47,584 --> 00:09:51,712 Oh, no. This is all my fault because I mentioned Triton. 179 00:09:51,754 --> 00:09:54,549 Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've ruined everything, 180 00:09:54,591 --> 00:09:56,843 but the worst part is those 5,000 Krabby Patties 181 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:59,137 that will end up going rotten in the hot sun. 182 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:00,805 Stop, Squidward, please stop! 183 00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:02,557 Your descriptions are too horrifying 184 00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:04,058 for my delicate sensibilities. 185 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,519 I do have a way with words. 186 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:09,105 Oh, how I miss my son! 187 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:15,153 Hey, that's it! I'll fix this by reuniting Neptune with his son! 188 00:10:22,243 --> 00:10:24,912 Thanks again, Mr. Bus Driver! 189 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:29,292 Now, all I've got to do is find King Neptune's long lost son. 190 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:37,008 C'mon, Krabs, think! Think! 191 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,593 Ooh! 192 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,761 Whatever it is, no. 193 00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:44,391 Squidward, you're a man of culture. 194 00:10:44,432 --> 00:10:46,100 Go on. 195 00:10:46,142 --> 00:10:48,436 Well, these high-falutin' types, 196 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,938 they might appreciate that, don't you think? 197 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:53,525 Why don't you try and razzle-dazzle them 198 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,902 with all your pizzazz? 199 00:10:55,943 --> 00:10:58,238 Pizzazz. 200 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:00,990 Hold on to your hats and glasses, people, 201 00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:05,453 because Squidward the Fantabulous has arrived! 202 00:11:06,538 --> 00:11:10,124 Thank you, thank you. This next one I wrote myself. 203 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:13,127 I like to call it "Three Barnacles are a Crowd 204 00:11:13,169 --> 00:11:15,672 Unless They've Known Each Other for a Really Long Time." 205 00:11:16,715 --> 00:11:19,050 Things just got lame again. 206 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,094 Yeah, well, they better get unlame real quick 207 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:22,929 or I'm asking for my money back. 208 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:26,807 No refunds? 209 00:11:26,849 --> 00:11:29,310 Well, I guess we're stuck here, then. 210 00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:36,359 Argh! What the...? 211 00:11:36,401 --> 00:11:39,279 I had the strangest dream that I just got hit in the head 212 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,573 with a tiny toenail clipping. 213 00:11:41,615 --> 00:11:43,157 Hey! I was right! 214 00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:45,452 It is a tiny toenail clipping. 215 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:53,460 Another one! Plus some rope! 216 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,800 Hey, man! What's the big idea? 217 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:03,637 Who said that? Show yourself! 218 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:06,847 I'm warning you, I know how to use these. Waah! 219 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:12,145 - I'm down here, man. - Oh, hello, little fella! 220 00:12:12,186 --> 00:12:15,649 Maybe you can help me, because if I don't find Triton soon, 221 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,525 Mr. Krabs is gonna be real upset, 222 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:20,528 cos he spent a lot of money on party decorations. 223 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:24,991 - Party decorations? For what? - For King Neptune's birthday! 224 00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:28,787 So, it's my old man's birthday. Big deal. 225 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:30,997 Oh! 226 00:12:31,038 --> 00:12:34,083 You mean... you're King Neptune's son? 227 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,711 I am. But he doesn't seem to think so. 228 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:39,380 Well, he sure seemed upset that you weren't at his party. 229 00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:42,801 Ha! That's a real good one, man. Real funny. 230 00:12:42,841 --> 00:12:44,636 Well, thanks, but I was just... 231 00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:47,096 Do you think if that old goat really cared 232 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:49,432 he'd have me sealed up here in this magical cage 233 00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:52,560 with nothing to do all day but trim my fingernails? 234 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:55,730 You're right. It just doesn't make any sense. 235 00:12:55,772 --> 00:12:57,565 You're telling me, man. 236 00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,568 I mean, gods shouldn't have to use nail clippers. 237 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,445 They should be able to will their fingernails 238 00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:03,613 to whatever length they want. 239 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:06,616 Man, you're just like all the rest. 240 00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:07,866 Don't go! 241 00:13:10,953 --> 00:13:14,290 What if I there was a way to free you from this magical cage? 242 00:13:14,332 --> 00:13:16,543 Then you could come to your father's birthday 243 00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,002 and settle your differences! 244 00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:22,841 Then I'd ask you to brush your teeth first, dude! Pee-yew! 245 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,510 Sorry, I haven't had anything to drink in a couple days. 246 00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:27,178 My throat's a little dry. 247 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:30,765 This cage is only so big, man. 248 00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:34,101 I'm sorry. I'll stop talking, I swear. 249 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,563 Never mind. Just undo the lock. 250 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:40,567 Boy, this really does look complicated. Oh, I see. 251 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:43,737 I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, 252 00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,364 this one over here... No, wait. 253 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:50,201 No. No. No! 254 00:13:53,454 --> 00:13:54,789 Argh! 255 00:13:54,831 --> 00:13:56,791 Man, that really is a tough nut to crack. 256 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,627 That lock was forged by the gods! 257 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,004 Not just any numbskull can open it 258 00:14:02,046 --> 00:14:03,798 like it's some cheap bag of potato chips 259 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,132 they found in the street. 260 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:08,177 Cheap bag of potato chi... 261 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:10,304 Wait a minute! Which way to the nearest phone booth? 262 00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:12,223 There's one behind that rock over there, 263 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:13,391 but I don't see what... 264 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,811 - Hello, Patrick? - Hey! Hey! 265 00:14:16,853 --> 00:14:19,773 You'll never guess what I found today in the street... 266 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,776 Yeah, I'll hurry. 267 00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:31,242 Oh, Patrick, you made it! 268 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,536 This is that magical lock I was telling you about. 269 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:35,413 - Hmm. - Yeah, I tried it 270 00:14:35,455 --> 00:14:38,750 for hours and hours, but I just can't get it to... 271 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,877 - Open! - Wow, already? 272 00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:43,630 Patrick, I'll never figure out how you're able to do those. 273 00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:46,966 It's easy. I just peel the stickers off the squares 274 00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:49,218 and put 'em down where they're supposed to go. 275 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,053 Amazing! 276 00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:53,347 Well, now that this silly old cage is open, 277 00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:56,935 what do you say we go pay my old man a visit? 278 00:14:56,976 --> 00:15:00,104 Hate to keep him waiting on his birthday. 279 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,446 Well, you guys comin' or what? 280 00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:09,739 Wow! 281 00:15:09,781 --> 00:15:11,198 Are you gonna take us for a ride? 282 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,577 A ride! That's a great idea! 283 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:31,302 You guys don't mind if I pull over here for a second, do ya? 284 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,096 Sure, Triton. What do you need to do, use the bathroom? 285 00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:37,433 No, to tell you I don't need you any more! 286 00:15:41,395 --> 00:15:44,273 What an interesting man! 287 00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:47,610 Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet? 288 00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:49,320 - Nope. 289 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:53,700 Careful. This is made of imported wood. 290 00:15:53,741 --> 00:15:56,160 Imported all the way from that junk pile out back. 291 00:15:56,202 --> 00:15:57,662 Neptune's inconsolable. 292 00:15:57,704 --> 00:16:00,748 Maybe if there was something to distract him from his pain. 293 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,960 The only thing that can usually do that is something that hurts 294 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,461 more than the original pain. 295 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:08,840 Great idea! Go play them another song! 296 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:12,927 He's back. 297 00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:17,181 Oh. Uh, how... nice? 298 00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:21,143 If it pleases the king, I would like to perform a... 299 00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:28,234 - What the? - Behold! 300 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,485 What'd he say? 301 00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:32,363 I think he wants us to look out the... Oh, my! 302 00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:38,661 That was incredible! 303 00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:40,830 Yeah, definitely worth the five bucks. 304 00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:41,956 Son? 305 00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:48,922 Son, I demand to know the meaning 306 00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,257 of this impudent imprisonment! 307 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,885 Well, it turns out you were right, old man. 308 00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:57,430 Being trapped in that cage all those years with nowhere to go 309 00:16:57,471 --> 00:17:00,307 but up in here made me realize something. 310 00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:05,605 Dabbling in the world of mere mortals is totally lame. 311 00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:08,983 And this is how you intend to show it? 312 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:13,153 No, man! This is how. Ha, ha, ha! 313 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:16,198 By flying through the roof? 314 00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:20,160 That was Triton, Neptune's son. 315 00:17:20,202 --> 00:17:22,496 I thought he was in reform school or something. 316 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:26,208 Hey! Can I have an autograph? 317 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,210 Sure you can. 318 00:17:39,346 --> 00:17:43,225 Nothing can stop me! 319 00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:48,522 What's happened here? 320 00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:51,692 Hello? 321 00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:54,695 Where is everybody? 322 00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:58,365 Do you think maybe Triton was in that cage for a reason? 323 00:17:58,407 --> 00:18:00,451 The Krusty Krab! 324 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:03,370 - It's still standing! - But look! 325 00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,123 That mail hasn't been picked up today. 326 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:06,165 You're right. 327 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,917 We'd better use the secret entrance. 328 00:18:09,627 --> 00:18:12,421 - Be very, very quiet. - Gotcha, pal. 329 00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:19,679 What? 330 00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:27,311 Please! I'll be ruined! 331 00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:28,813 Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. 332 00:18:28,855 --> 00:18:31,107 No-one was going to pay for them anyway. 333 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,402 Oh, this is terrible! 334 00:18:35,444 --> 00:18:38,364 Tell me about it! I never get free food here. 335 00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:40,033 Son, hear my words. 336 00:18:40,074 --> 00:18:42,785 I can understand if you want to keep me locked up 337 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,578 in this cage and zap me, 338 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,998 but see it in your heart to release these others, 339 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,749 for they are innocent. 340 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,752 Well, maybe not all of them. 341 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:56,423 Sorry, old man. You lost me at the "hear my words" part. 342 00:18:56,465 --> 00:18:57,717 He's unstoppable. 343 00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,510 Only as long as King Neptune is locked up. 344 00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,512 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 345 00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:04,390 Yeah. Triple goo-berry sundaes tonight after we free them? 346 00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:06,851 No, but I like your idea better. 347 00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:09,062 Make ready the disguise. 348 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,232 OK, now! 349 00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:16,194 No! Please! No more! 350 00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:18,654 Quick, Patrick! Unlock it before he sees us! 351 00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:21,157 You got it! Urgh! 352 00:19:21,199 --> 00:19:23,784 SpongeBob, scootch back a little. 353 00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:26,037 Excuse me. OK, got it! 354 00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:29,582 You better hurry it up, Patrick. He's getting bored. 355 00:19:29,623 --> 00:19:32,126 Don't rush me! OK, got it! 356 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:40,051 I was just kidding, man! 357 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:47,391 No! No, please! I never meant to. 358 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:51,229 Son, I have tried all my life to be gentle. 359 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,272 But this time you have... 360 00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:04,992 Are you responsible for all this destruction? 361 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:08,454 Don't send me back to the cage, man! I-I... 362 00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:12,166 The cage? Why, son, you've just given me 363 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,086 the best five thousandth birthday present 364 00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:16,921 I've ever received! 365 00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:21,134 You've finally learned to use your god powers. 366 00:20:21,175 --> 00:20:24,428 Now I know that when my reign comes to a close, 367 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:26,555 I will have a worthy successor! 368 00:20:26,597 --> 00:20:31,060 And that's really all I could ever hope for as a king, 369 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:34,939 and as your father! Come here, you! 370 00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:37,817 Aw, Dad, I love you, man. 371 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:41,570 Huzzah! 372 00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:44,282 - Yay! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 373 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:46,033 - Hooray! - Whoo-hoo! 374 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,285 Celebrate! 375 00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,745 Now let's go home, son. 376 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,000 Toodle-oo! 377 00:20:57,628 --> 00:21:00,673 Neptune and friends, wait! What about the party! 378 00:21:00,714 --> 00:21:02,508 What about me restaurant? 379 00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:06,012 Ah, yes! Many thanks, whoever you are! 380 00:21:06,053 --> 00:21:09,223 It was the best birthday I could ever have hoped for. 381 00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:12,685 And it's all because of your little employee there. 382 00:21:12,726 --> 00:21:16,981 None of this would have happened if it wasn't for his actions. 383 00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:21,735 Did you hear that? Neptune said this was all because of me! 384 00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:24,530 - Well, SpongeBob, that's... - Did you hear that? 385 00:21:24,571 --> 00:21:27,825 Neptune said this was all because of that guy! 386 00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:29,076 He did, did he? 387 00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:30,870 - Uh, SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick? 388 00:21:30,911 --> 00:21:32,538 Do you think right now might be a good time 389 00:21:32,579 --> 00:21:35,082 to go get those triple goo-berry sundaes you were talking about? 390 00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:37,501 I think right now might be an excellent time.