1 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,062 Whoa. 2 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:23,732 - Patrick! 3 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,401 What are you doing out here, silly? 4 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,987 I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away! 5 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,031 Aw, barnacles. 6 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,908 You're wearing that dumb hat again. 7 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,119 Every time you wear that stupid thing, 8 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,995 you're gone for the whole day. 9 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,373 That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. 10 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,624 I have to wear it when I go to work. 11 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,876 Well, why don't you just take it off, 12 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,920 so you don't have to go to work today? 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,299 It doesn't work that way, buddy. 14 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,301 I hate that hat! 15 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,222 Fine! Have it your way, hat! 16 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,809 Looks like Squidward has time to play. 17 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,727 - Hey, Squidward! - What? 18 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,480 Oh, no! He's got the hat, too! 19 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,150 Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at 6:00. 20 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,360 - We can play then. - Oh. 21 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,989 I'll show you, SpongeBob! 22 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,784 I'll get a job! And a hat! 23 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,496 Whoa, whoa! That's enough, lad! 24 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,832 What do you think, I'm made of ketchup? 25 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,168 - Now, run along, boy. 26 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,544 Eh? That sounds like... 27 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,255 a band of roving tourists! 28 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,092 Wait! Come back! 29 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,179 Don't you want to give me your money? 30 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,140 They're a slippery bunch. 31 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,724 What do I got to do to catch them? 32 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,352 Stand around out here all day? 33 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,854 What are you doing there, Patrick? 34 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,814 Standing around out here all day. 35 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,778 How would you like a job, Patrick? 36 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,113 Oh, boy! Give me my hat! 37 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:54,531 You'll get your hat, 38 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,493 but first you have to entice people into the restaurant 39 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,537 by standing right here and holding this sign. 40 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,041 That's not too tough for you, is it, boy? 41 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,083 Sounds complicated. 42 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,461 But if it gets me a work hat... 43 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,671 - How's this? - Perfect! 44 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,674 You'll be wearing that hat in no time at all. 45 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,926 Oh, boy! 46 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,720 - What's shaking, Mr. K? 47 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,263 Your buddy Patrick. 48 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,724 I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign. 49 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,726 Oh. He is good. 50 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:26,230 And look. He's about to reel in his first customer. 51 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,148 Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab, please? 52 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,316 Uh... 53 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,406 What does he think he's doing? 54 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,285 They're walking right past him! 55 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,705 Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy. 56 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,957 - OK. - Ouch. 57 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,335 That ain't the kind of attention we need. 58 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,670 Why don't you show a little razzle dazzle? 59 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,215 Maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. 60 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,966 Oh. 61 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,178 Guess we'll keep working on that one. Eh, boy? And listen. 62 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,721 If any tourists stroll by, 63 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,933 why don't you just blow 'em away with a little extra twirl? 64 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,809 Anything for my new hat. 65 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,450 That's enough, Patrick. 66 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:25,497 I did it! Did you see that, Mr. Krabs? 67 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,706 I saw it. 68 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:27,832 Do I get my hat now? 69 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,502 What the heck? It pays to advertise. 70 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,836 My hat. 71 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,554 Uh... 72 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:41,930 What's wrong with him? 73 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,348 What's the matter, Patrick? 74 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,517 I don't know. 75 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,563 Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand. 76 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,565 He's nervous. 77 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,567 Look at that guy. 78 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,527 He doesn't know how to stand on his own two feet. 79 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,071 Now, that's the kind of mindlessness 80 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,906 I'd pay money to see. 81 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,200 You mean, cash money? 82 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,536 - Well, heck yeah. - $5.00, please. 83 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,663 All right! 84 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,459 - There's that sound again. 85 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,670 They're loving it! 86 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,381 Patrick, you captured the attention of all these tourists 87 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,383 with your ridiculous flapdoodle. 88 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,177 - I did? - That's right. 89 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,305 I think we finally found a job you're good at, 90 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,056 being an absolute buffoon. 91 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,933 If it's folly you crave, 92 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,312 it can be found exclusively at the Krusty Krab! 93 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,190 - For just $5.00 a head. 94 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,529 It's official. 95 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,617 I hate everyone. 96 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,705 You imbeciles think that's entertainment? 97 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:53,793 Well, brace yourselves for some true entertainment. 98 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,713 - Patrick? - Yeah? 99 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:00,300 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 100 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,765 Oh, oh, that horrible noise! 101 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,018 Let's get out of here! 102 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,691 What the barnacles is going on out here? 103 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:18,443 I'm entertaining these heathens. 104 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,779 We got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much. 105 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,159 - Where'd he go? - Come on, Patrick. Easy, now. 106 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,369 Right this way. 107 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,204 What in the name of Neptune is going on here? 108 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,623 Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home. 109 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,333 Oh, a bloody nose, eh? 110 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,002 You think I was born yesterday? 111 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,546 He doesn't even have a nose. 112 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,881 Now, get back to work, the all of yas. 113 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,384 I'm not running a happy factory here. 114 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:45,470 Keep up the good work, Patrick. 115 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,930 You got it, Mr. K. 116 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,731 That guy's still flopping? 117 00:05:55,771 --> 00:05:57,566 Yeah. Amazing, isn't it? 118 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,150 Doesn't that get old? 119 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,694 - Um... - He's got a point. 120 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,446 Yeah. You seen enough? 121 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,697 Yeah, let's get out of here. 122 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,700 Me too. I'm out. 123 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,744 What? Wait. Don't go. 124 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:10,328 Why are you leaving? 125 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,165 This guy's act is stale. We crave excitement! 126 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,919 OK, OK. You want excitement? 127 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,839 What if I added a box? Huh? Huh? 128 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,717 - Sort of the same, really. - Yeah. 129 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,343 Oh. OK. 130 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,264 Uh, so, what if he flopped from two boxes? 131 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,518 Uh... into a cream pie? 132 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,811 I like pie. 133 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,481 - Say, now. - That I'd pay to see. 134 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,567 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 135 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,820 OK, boy. Let 'er rip! 136 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,032 I'll be in the back, counting me money. 137 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,826 If the crowd gets bored, add some more boxes. 138 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:50,910 Whatever. 139 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,748 Hey, Hat Man. 140 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,916 How you feeling after your first day on the job? 141 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,961 I feel like a million bucks. 142 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,255 Patrick! Patrick, are you all right? 143 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,465 Say something. 144 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,719 OK, that's it! 145 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,012 No best friend of mine 146 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,930 is going to suffer permanent brain trauma 147 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,475 just so Mr. Krabs can make a quick buck! 148 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,435 I'm going to go have a talk with him right... 149 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,229 No! P-Please! Don't tell Mr. Krabs! 150 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,773 You don't understand. 151 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:24,194 For years, people have been telling me, "You're no good." 152 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,987 Now I'm good! 153 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,823 I have a hat to prove it. 154 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:31,242 I don't want to go back to being No-Hat Patrick. 155 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,328 - OK, buddy. 156 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,122 I understand. Just promise me one thing. 157 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,457 What's that, pal? 158 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,501 - Just be careful, hmm? - Thanks, pal. 159 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,795 I'm worried about Patrick. 160 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,506 I'm not sure his new job is good for him. 161 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,057 See the part-time minimum-wage employee 162 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,309 fall from high atop this tower 163 00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:00,355 into this bucket of spiny sea urchins! 164 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,023 This should be good. 165 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,400 Patrick! 166 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,026 Hi, SpongeBob. 167 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,320 Mr. Krabs, you can't let him do this. 168 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,530 He might get hurt. 169 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:11,199 Oh, it's OK, boy. He signed a waiver. 170 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,534 Is he ready, Mr. Squidward? 171 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,077 Ready. 172 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:16,204 OK. Step back, boy. 173 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,955 You wouldn't want to stain your uniform. 174 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,333 Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, 175 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,960 could you hold my hat, so it won't get hurt? 176 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,629 Thanks, buddy. 177 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,881 Ready, Patrick? 178 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,090 Ready! 179 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,384 Oh, I can't watch! 180 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,766 Hey! Ew. 181 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,561 Come on, Patrick. 182 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,104 We've got a perfectly good bucket 183 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,814 of spiny sea urchins down here. 184 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,148 I'm trying. 185 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,569 I think I'm stuck! 186 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,822 Stuck? Well, if that don't beat all. 187 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,616 What's the hold up, Mr. Squidward? 188 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,992 Don't look at me. I'm just here to hold his hat. 189 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,247 Patrick, why have you stopped falling? 190 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,749 I don't know, Mr. Krabs. 191 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,793 Well, you better figure it out. 192 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,001 These people paid good money 193 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,296 for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. 194 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,757 Now, make with the codswallop, pal. 195 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,174 - Understand? - Uh-huh. 196 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,218 Don't make me come back here. 197 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,470 Hey, Squidward? 198 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,722 Do you think you could, uh, you know— 199 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,517 You want me to push you off your precarious perch 200 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,978 into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? 201 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:25,690 Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it. 202 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,861 Thanks, Squidward. 203 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,156 Oh, my hat! Gotcha! 204 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:36,159 Oh, right back where you belong! 205 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,915 Great! We get to see two for the price of one. 206 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,207 I don't think so. 207 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,876 - Fine. - Thank you. 208 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,754 - Look, Squidward, I'm falling! 209 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,465 - Oh, I'm so happy for you. - I figured it out. 210 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,509 It's the hat that makes me fall. 211 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,344 It-It makes me top-heavy. 212 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,393 So, it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time. 213 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,772 I paid to see two guys get maimed. 214 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,190 Yeah, I want a refund. 215 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,318 Sorry. Absolutely no refunds. 216 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,445 Hey, hey. Hold on there. 217 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,573 What's the big idea? Whoa! Whoa! You're crazy! 218 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,411 Mama! 219 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:26,001 All right. You leave me no choice. 220 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,168 You're giving me a raise? 221 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,586 Not even close. 222 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,213 You're fired. 223 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,341 As long as I'm still standing, 224 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,510 you'll never wear this hat again. 225 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,512 - Patrick, you OK? 226 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,182 Well, I guess it's back to being No-Hat Pat. 227 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,313 It's OK, Patrick. 228 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,732 Not everyone is equipped 229 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,942 to bear the awesome weight of responsibility 230 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,569 that a uniform hat represents. 231 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,405 But you can wear mine any time you want. 232 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,574 - Really? - Sure thing, pal. 233 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,494 Thanks, SpongeBob. You're the best. 234 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,039 Any time, pal. Any time. 235 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,891 Patrick. 236 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,434 Yeah? 237 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,186 What do you want to do today? 238 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,314 I don't know. 239 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,944 I guess we could play something. 240 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,701 - How about a yo... - No. 241 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,160 yo? 242 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,248 - Buried treasure board game? - Nah. 243 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,708 - Mama. - Dollies? 244 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,002 Hmm... nope. 245 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,088 No. 246 00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:54,464 Nope. 247 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,382 Nope. Uh-uh. 248 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,301 No. No. 249 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,386 - How about this? - Hello. 250 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,846 Uh-uh. 251 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,559 Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man 252 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,185 and Barnacle Boy action figures. 253 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,897 Ew, Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. 254 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,565 And slimy. 255 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,948 Yeah, that'll happen. 256 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,161 Oh, there is just nothing to play with. 257 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,456 There's got to be something we could do. 258 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,670 Hey, what are you doing in my house? 259 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,006 Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do? 260 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,757 Get out! 261 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,010 Yeah, we thought of that one. 262 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,474 I believe this pile belongs to you. 263 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,562 Where we going now, boys? 264 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,739 Aw. 265 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,327 I'm so bored. 266 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:10,832 There's got to be something we can do! 267 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,212 "It's coming." 268 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,093 Oh... 269 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,470 boy! 270 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,472 It's coming. 271 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,682 It's coming. 272 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,934 "Almost there." We're almost there. 273 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,895 "Here it is." 274 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,106 "Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest..." 275 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,817 "Toy store"? 276 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,569 - Oh! - Oh, yeah! 277 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,820 Yeah! 278 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,200 Well, we're here. 279 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,160 But where's the toy store? 280 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,579 Well, I guess it's not open yet. 281 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,748 Not... open? 282 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,470 What are you crying about? 283 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:11,768 We wanted to go to the toy store, but it's not open yet. 284 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,396 Well, it's open now. Look. 285 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,441 See? 286 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,069 - Feel better now? - Mm-hmm. 287 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:25,198 Then quit your crying and get in there! 288 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,038 I got it. 289 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,293 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 290 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,837 No, thanks. I'm good down here. 291 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,172 Look. 292 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,345 - Oh. - Wow. 293 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,474 Patrick, look at that. 294 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,643 Wow. 295 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,270 Can I help you? 296 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,562 That depends. 297 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,189 Tell me, do you like to... 298 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,357 Oh, no. 299 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,584 Yeah. 300 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,003 Hey, Patrick. 301 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,087 Hey, SpongeBob. 302 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,421 What's with the tutu? 303 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,257 It's not a tutu. 304 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,009 It's a mantu. 305 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,384 You can tell because it has... 306 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,845 extra support. 307 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,138 I got the last one. 308 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,056 Uh-huh. 309 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,520 What a great day. 310 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,438 I hope it never ends. 311 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,690 Never. 312 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,776 Attention, shoppers. The store is now closed. 313 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,653 Please exit immediately. 314 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,240 I don't want to go! 315 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,368 Dad, I want it! 316 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,871 No! 317 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,500 Aw, the store's closing. 318 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,960 We'll have to leave now. 319 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,881 What part of "never" don't you understand? 320 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,218 - Patrick, we have to leave. - I'm not moving. 321 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,844 But they'll just come and kick us out. 322 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,471 Not if we hide. 323 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,808 Hide? Isn't that kind of sneaky? 324 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,229 Uh-huh. It's sneaky, all right. 325 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,939 Really sneaky. 326 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,024 Come on. 327 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,817 Haven't you always wanted to have 328 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,778 a toy store all to yourself? 329 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,241 No. But I do now. 330 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,950 What'll we do first? 331 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,162 We need to find a hiding spot where they'll never find us. 332 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,207 And I know just the place. 333 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:47,673 - Come on, boy. Let's go. 334 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,012 The store's empty, so go ahead and lock her up, Frank. 335 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,722 My name is Steve. 336 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,557 Whatever floats your boat, Frank. 337 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,193 The coast is clear. 338 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,446 Push, SpongeBob, push. 339 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,203 Push, man, push! 340 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,542 Oh, oh... 341 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,712 OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. 342 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,589 That's my boy. 343 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,091 Brace yourself. 344 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,930 Thanks, pal. 345 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,473 Well, we did it. 346 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,682 Yay! 347 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,229 Yay! Oh, this is so awesome. 348 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,814 Nothing can ruin it. 349 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,076 Patrick, is that you? 350 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,786 - What? - I said is that you? 351 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,080 I can't hear you. It's too dark in here. 352 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,500 Don't worry, I'll just use my night vision. 353 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,085 You have night vision? 354 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,673 Yeah. 355 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,924 How long have you had that? 356 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,218 Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear? 357 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,470 Oh, yeah. 358 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,014 Well, I guess it worked its way into my brain. 359 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,105 Shoot, the batteries are dead. 360 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,107 Oh, it's dark. 361 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,566 It's scary. 362 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,778 Calm down, buddy. 363 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,571 We just need to find the light switch. 364 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,615 But you have to let me down first. 365 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,784 Yeah, right, SpongeBob. 366 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:43,373 I let you down, we find the light switch 367 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:48,419 and everything turns out peachy. 368 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,962 Yes. 369 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,630 Look around you, SpongeBob! 370 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,385 - We're surrounded! - By toys? 371 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:59,138 That... want... to... get us. 372 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,391 Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives? 373 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,767 No. 374 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,852 Are we going to the ladies' room again? 375 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,440 No, we're going to fight back. And we are going to win! 376 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,999 That was fun. 377 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,086 Now let's dress up like fairy princesses. 378 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,183 Ready, Patrick? 379 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,060 Let's get some. 380 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,082 Nothing can stop it! 381 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,045 It was nice knowing you, pal. 382 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,507 I know. I'm an interesting guy. 383 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:12,896 No, Patrick, don't! 384 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,607 What? 385 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,244 The Toy Barrel is now open for business. 386 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,040 Prepare for more fun than you've ever had. 387 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,674 My eyes! 388 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:46,472 With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience 389 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:51,561 the unholy terrors that are inside that store. 390 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:53,937 Hey, they're open! 391 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,400 I love toys!