1 00:00:01,152 --> 00:00:02,735 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 2 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:04,777 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 3 00:00:04,902 --> 00:00:06,693 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 4 00:00:06,818 --> 00:00:08,610 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 5 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:12,069 SQUAREPANTS! 6 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:41,526 HAAAAAAH. 7 00:00:45,651 --> 00:00:46,860 WHOA. BLARNEY STONE. 8 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:48,485 THAT'S A HORRIBLE REEK. 9 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:49,860 I KNEW I WAS FORGETTIN' SOMETHIN'. 10 00:00:56,943 --> 00:00:58,777 crash! 11 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,360 THAT'S STRANGE. 12 00:01:04,485 --> 00:01:05,735 I'M SURE I CAN REMEMBER 13 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,360 BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE. 14 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,735 ON THE EDGE OF THE SINK, 15 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:09,610 PLAIN AS DAY. 16 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:12,610 WE'RE LIVIN' IN. 17 00:01:12,735 --> 00:01:14,902 DADDY! 18 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:17,902 ME BELOVED TEENAGE DAUGHTER, PEARL. 19 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:19,693 I'M COMING, PRINCESS! 20 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,194 OHHH! 21 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,902 PEARL! 22 00:01:24,027 --> 00:01:24,943 OF NEPTUNE'S AUNT NANCY 23 00:01:25,069 --> 00:01:25,610 IS WITH ALL THIS RUCKUS? 24 00:01:30,526 --> 00:01:32,360 AAH! 25 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:37,485 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 26 00:01:38,735 --> 00:01:39,319 crash! 27 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:43,319 PEARL, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 28 00:01:43,443 --> 00:01:46,277 FOR THAT BED. 29 00:01:46,401 --> 00:01:48,610 OF COURSE, THAT WAS WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBORN. 30 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,485 AND CHECKED THE WARRANTY, 31 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:54,651 I NEED FOOD. 32 00:01:58,069 --> 00:01:59,610 OKAY, PEARL! 33 00:01:59,735 --> 00:02:01,194 I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO GET, 34 00:02:01,319 --> 00:02:02,735 THE WHOLE... 35 00:02:05,485 --> 00:02:08,360 REFRIGERATOR. 36 00:02:08,485 --> 00:02:10,443 crash! 37 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:12,610 - PEARL, I SOMEHOW JUST REALIZED WHAT'S HAPPENING. 38 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:13,985 SO DID I. 39 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,651 YOU'RE HAVIN' ONE OF THEM, 40 00:02:15,777 --> 00:02:17,526 UH, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM, UH, 41 00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:18,735 GROWTH SPOUTS. 42 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:19,943 THAT'S ALL. 43 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:21,693 IT MEANS YOU'RE HEALTHY. 44 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,152 IT MEANS I NEED FOOD! 45 00:02:27,985 --> 00:02:29,235 EMPTY. 46 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,985 WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER? 47 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:33,735 NO, THAT'S WHAT I AM. 48 00:02:34,985 --> 00:02:37,443 DADDY! 49 00:02:37,568 --> 00:02:40,360 - DARLING, I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE HOUSE. 50 00:02:40,485 --> 00:02:42,610 THERE'S NOT A SPECK OF FOOD TO BE SPOKEN OF. 51 00:02:42,735 --> 00:02:45,443 - WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO BUY SOME. 52 00:02:45,568 --> 00:02:47,777 EH. 53 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,777 CAN'T. 54 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:51,568 IT'S LATE, AND ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED. 55 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:52,985 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT 56 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:54,693 TO FIND YOU SOMETHING TO EAT. 57 00:02:54,818 --> 00:02:57,235 - WAIT, WHAT'S THAT GREEN STUFF IN YOUR POCKET? 58 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,110 - HUH? WHERE? 59 00:02:58,235 --> 00:02:59,110 THERE! 60 00:02:59,235 --> 00:03:00,526 ME MONEY? 61 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:02,693 I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THIS. 62 00:03:02,818 --> 00:03:03,902 NO, WAIT! 63 00:03:04,027 --> 00:03:05,360 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 64 00:03:07,194 --> 00:03:09,818 FOOD. WHERE? WHERE? FOOD. 65 00:03:09,943 --> 00:03:10,693 WHERE? 66 00:03:26,027 --> 00:03:28,235 MUST PROTECT GARDEN. 67 00:03:31,235 --> 00:03:34,735 WORTH LIVING. 68 00:03:37,235 --> 00:03:38,526 PEANUTS. 69 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:39,735 WHAT THE... 70 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,069 pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! 71 00:03:41,194 --> 00:03:42,319 GAAH! 72 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:48,651 ARE PETS, 73 00:03:48,777 --> 00:03:50,902 NOT VEGETABLES. 74 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:53,360 GAAH! 75 00:03:53,485 --> 00:03:55,735 YAAAH! 76 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:56,777 WHO'S THERE? 77 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:59,152 I'M WARNING YOU. 78 00:03:59,277 --> 00:04:03,443 I HAVE A BLUNT INSTRUMENT HERE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. 79 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:06,235 THERE YOU ARE, SUCKER. 80 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,110 CUCUMBERS. 81 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:16,401 SQUIRTING ME. 82 00:04:16,526 --> 00:04:17,693 FLYING STUFF! 83 00:04:24,985 --> 00:04:27,401 JACKPOT. 84 00:04:27,526 --> 00:04:30,152 COULD SPARE A FEW MORSELS. 85 00:04:30,277 --> 00:04:32,443 AFTER ALL, IT'S FOR A WORTHY CAUSE, 86 00:04:32,568 --> 00:04:34,152 ME BELOVED PEARL. 87 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:35,651 HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. 88 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,902 DON'T WORRY, PEARL. 89 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,360 DADDY FOUND YOU SOME VITTLES. 90 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:43,401 BOTTOM FEEDERS. 91 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:52,360 splat! 92 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:58,985 PEARL! 93 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,735 I BROUGHT YOU SOME... 94 00:05:02,943 --> 00:05:04,360 CEREAL. 95 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:05,943 - MORE DADDY, MORE! 96 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,902 THERE, THERE, MY DARLING. 97 00:05:11,027 --> 00:05:12,818 THE BAD MAN IS GONE NOW. 98 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:15,194 AND IF HE COMES BACK, 99 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:18,651 WE'LL MAKE SURE HE NEVER WALKS AGAIN. 100 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,526 THE KIDNAPPER RAN, MISS, UH, 101 00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:22,568 MRS., UH... 102 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:23,902 MS. 103 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:26,152 MRS. MISS, MRS. 104 00:05:27,943 --> 00:05:29,027 DID YOU SAY HE WENT? 105 00:05:29,152 --> 00:05:30,319 I SAID HE WENT THAT WAY. 106 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:35,485 ANYTHING ELSE? 107 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:36,693 NO. 108 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:42,818 GOT IT. 109 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,110 JOHNSON. 110 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:49,902 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER IT WAS IS GONE NOW, MA'AM. 111 00:05:50,027 --> 00:05:52,651 ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR EVENING. 112 00:05:52,777 --> 00:05:55,568 I TELL YA, THESE CALLS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE WEIRD. 113 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:57,943 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF NUTCASE 114 00:05:58,069 --> 00:06:00,401 INTO SOMEONE'S VEGETABLE GARDEN AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT? 115 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,485 - OOH-HOO-HOO. 116 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,401 FOO-FOO-FOO-FOOD. 117 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:06,401 FOO-HOO-HOO FOOD! 118 00:06:06,526 --> 00:06:08,235 - WELL, I DOUBT HE'S GONNA TURN UP 119 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,443 AGAIN TONIGHT. 120 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:14,485 THAT NEW 24-HOUR TASER EMPORIUM YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 121 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:16,401 - FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! 122 00:06:16,526 --> 00:06:18,360 FOOD! 123 00:06:19,485 --> 00:06:20,360 FOOD. 124 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,943 NOT FOOD. 125 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,485 HANGING CURED MEATS. 126 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,401 EXOTIC SPICES. 127 00:06:44,526 --> 00:06:46,027 WITH BAGUETTES. 128 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:49,110 YUMMY STUFF EVERYWHERE. 129 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:50,069 I'LL START WITH THE FRIDGE. 130 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,777 - CANDIED SEA YAMS, PICKLED URCHINS, 131 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:56,235 ANEMONE PIES. 132 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,485 A BUCKET OF KELP SLAW, 133 00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:01,360 ET CETERA. 134 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:02,610 OOH. MORE ETCETERA. 135 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:11,526 - OH WELL, I NEEDED TO LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT ANYWAY. 136 00:07:11,651 --> 00:07:13,277 AND THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM. 137 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:15,277 I SAID, "IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BRING 138 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:18,735 AN EXTRA SET OF BATTERIES, THEN WHY EVEN CARRY A"-- 139 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,693 HEY, MISTER. 140 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:22,943 WHAT'S WITH THE SACK? 141 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,485 - S-SACK? 142 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,693 YEAH, SACK. 143 00:07:26,818 --> 00:07:28,693 YOU'RE CARRYING ON YOUR BACK. 144 00:07:28,818 --> 00:07:29,777 THAT SACK. 145 00:07:29,902 --> 00:07:31,651 IT'S, UH... 146 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:35,568 I'M PRACTICING TO BE SANDY CLAWS FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 147 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:42,943 - OKAY, YOU HAVE A SAFE NIGHT NOW. 148 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:44,651 THANKS AGAIN, OFFICER! 149 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:45,651 IN A COUPLE MONTHS. 150 00:07:46,902 --> 00:07:47,651 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 151 00:07:48,943 --> 00:07:50,693 OKAY, PEARLY. 152 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,651 HERE FOR YA! 153 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:06,818 MORE! 154 00:08:06,943 --> 00:08:08,568 YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 155 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:23,194 I WASN'T STEALIN' FOOD. 156 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,610 MR. KRABS. 157 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:25,902 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 158 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:26,943 SPONGEBOB, I'M SORRY. 159 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:28,777 I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE. 160 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,110 A CHANCE TO PUT MY BEST PJs ON? 161 00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:34,069 I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. 162 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:35,360 ONE MINUTE TO CHANGE, 163 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:37,319 AND WHEN I GET BACK, 164 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:38,693 ON SOME SMORES AND POPCORN. 165 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:41,526 G-G-GOOD IDEA, SPONGEBOB. 166 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,777 THAT SOUNDS JUST PERFECT. 167 00:08:42,902 --> 00:08:45,485 NOT SO FAST. 168 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,485 THAT CRAB IS A FOOD THIEF! 169 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:51,319 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 170 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,860 IN MY KITCHEN, 171 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,485 OF SMOKED KIELBASAS. 172 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:00,485 A SLUMBER PARTY AT MY HOUSE. 173 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:01,777 I DON'T CARE. 174 00:09:01,902 --> 00:09:03,485 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 175 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,860 - SQUIDWARD, WAIT. YOU CAN'T. 176 00:09:05,985 --> 00:09:08,235 - OH? AND WHY IS THAT? 177 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,902 - BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL FIRE YA. 178 00:09:12,027 --> 00:09:15,568 NO, IF I GO TO PRISON, WHO'S GONNA FEED PEARL? 179 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,194 HELLO, POLICE? 180 00:09:17,319 --> 00:09:18,277 HOLD IT! 181 00:09:18,401 --> 00:09:19,485 I'LL... I'LL... 182 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:21,235 YOU'LL WHAT? 183 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,277 YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN TOOTH? 184 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,693 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MR. KRABS HAD A GOLD TOOTH. 185 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:33,235 NEITHER DID I. 186 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,902 SPONGEBOB. 187 00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:38,735 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 188 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,777 OH, DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. 189 00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:42,110 A FEW YEARS AGO. 190 00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:43,693 ONLY HURTS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 191 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:45,319 IT'S NOT THAT, BOY. 192 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:47,069 THOSE NERVES DIED YEARS AGO. 193 00:09:47,194 --> 00:09:49,985 IT'S ME DEAR DAUGHTER, PEARL. 194 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:51,860 - PEARL? WHAT HAPPENED? 195 00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,693 - SHE'S GOING THROUGH ONE OF THEM GROWTH SPURTS, 196 00:09:53,818 --> 00:09:56,860 AND I CAN'T FIND A WAY TO FEED HER. 197 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:58,902 - MR. KRABS, YOU'RE THE OWNER 198 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,526 IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 199 00:10:02,651 --> 00:10:03,651 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HERE THERE TO EAT? 200 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,860 HOLD ON, BOY. 201 00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:08,027 TO FEED ME DAUGHTER, 202 00:10:08,152 --> 00:10:10,110 ME INVENTORY. 203 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,485 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 204 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,902 TASTE LIKE A MILLION. 205 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,735 OW! 206 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:24,110 SO HUNGRY. 207 00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:28,610 NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 208 00:10:28,735 --> 00:10:30,485 SPONGEBOB, HURRY IT UP! 209 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,610 HANG IN THERE, MR. KRABS. 210 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:33,401 ALMOST READY. 211 00:10:33,526 --> 00:10:33,985 - YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST... 212 00:10:41,319 --> 00:10:43,902 DADDY, I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE, 213 00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:45,818 AND I'VE STOPPED GROWING. 214 00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:47,110 I FEEL GREAT. HEH, HEH! 215 00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:48,443 WHEW! 216 00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:50,485 BOY, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. 217 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:53,360 ONE KRABBY PATTY. 218 00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:55,610 - SAY, WHAT WAS 219 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,443 YOU USED IN THERE ANYWAYS, BOY? 220 00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:59,735 IT WAS LOVE, MR. KRABS. 221 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,985 IT WAS LOVE. 222 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,277 EH? 223 00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:36,027 NO! 224 00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:37,235 squish! 225 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,194 splat! 226 00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:39,777 squish! 227 00:11:39,902 --> 00:11:41,110 HMM. 228 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,693 GOOD THING I HAVE A SPARE. 229 00:11:43,818 --> 00:11:45,860 TO CLEAN. 230 00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,943 - OH, WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, WRINGER? 231 00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:00,902 GUESS I'D BE ALL WET. 232 00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:05,360 AND NOW I'M READY TO GO TO WORK. 233 00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:08,985 WHOA! 234 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,818 HUH? 235 00:12:11,943 --> 00:12:14,069 MAN, YOU GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL, SQUAREPANTS. 236 00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:15,818 WATCHIN' OUT, 237 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:18,235 WATCHIN' OUT FOR THINGS, 238 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,277 THINGS LIKE... 239 00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:21,360 LIKE THAT! 240 00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:23,027 OH, YEAH, I SAW YOU. 241 00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:24,360 NOT GONNA FOOL ME THIS TIME, SOAP. 242 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,069 squeak! 243 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:28,777 YEOW! 244 00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:30,568 AAH! 245 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,651 NO! 246 00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:35,069 UGH. 247 00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:39,985 splat! 248 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,110 THIS IS NOT GOING WELL. 249 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,818 - HEY, SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU SEEN MY RUBBER DUCKY? 250 00:12:45,943 --> 00:12:47,777 OH, IS THAT IT? 251 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:49,526 I FOUND YOU! 252 00:12:49,651 --> 00:12:51,319 PRETTY DUCK. 253 00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:55,152 QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! 254 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,319 - UH, PATRICK. - HUH? 255 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,152 YOUR REUNION, 256 00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:01,651 YOUR HELP OVER HERE. 257 00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:03,651 - WHAT DO YOU NEED, SPONGEBOB? 258 00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:04,777 - WELL, I'M A LITTLE STUCK, 259 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:06,027 STUCK? 260 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,360 I CAN HELP WITH THAT. 261 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,693 OKAY. 262 00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,693 HMMM. 263 00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:11,985 AH! THERE. 264 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:13,985 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 265 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,069 NOW YOU'RE STUCK FOREVER. 266 00:13:16,194 --> 00:13:17,818 GEE, THANKS, PATRICK. 267 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,152 NOW I'M STUCK F-F-F-FOREVER? 268 00:13:25,235 --> 00:13:26,860 PATRICK, I WANTED TO GET UNSTUCK, 269 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:29,194 NOT MORE STUCK. 270 00:13:29,319 --> 00:13:30,860 IF I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER? 271 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:34,943 MUST... GET... 272 00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:36,235 OUT OF... WRINGER. 273 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,610 boing! 274 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:38,568 boing! 275 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,610 AAH! 276 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:41,651 YEOW. 277 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:44,319 HMM. 278 00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:47,943 THERE. 279 00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:49,152 IS THAT BETTER? 280 00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:51,235 NO, PATRICK, IT ISN'T. 281 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,818 TO FLIP PATTIES LIKE THIS? 282 00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:54,110 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, SQUAREPANTS, 283 00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:55,860 THAT'S QUITTER TALK. 284 00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,860 - AND ARE YOU A QUITTER? - NO. 285 00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:02,277 AND YOUR PASSION? 286 00:14:02,401 --> 00:14:04,235 THOSE SWEET TOMATOES, CRISP ONIONS? 287 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,401 ARE YOU, SPONGEBOB? 288 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:09,194 - NO, I WON'T LET IT GET BETWEEN ME AND CRISP ONIONS, 289 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:12,235 SWEET TOMATOES, FRESH LETTUCE, A FLAME-BROILED PATTY, 290 00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:17,485 THAT SAYS, "HEY, I CARE!" 291 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:18,860 I'M READY! 292 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,401 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 293 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,443 WHOO! 294 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,693 crash! crash! 295 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,651 DON'T WORRY, PATRICK. 296 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:29,485 MY SPIRITS ARE STILL HIGH. 297 00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:39,277 plop! plop! plop! plop! 298 00:14:39,401 --> 00:14:42,194 HELLO, PERFECTLY MADE KRABBY PATTY. 299 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,443 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 300 00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:50,360 HEY, SPONGEBOB. 301 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:52,319 LOVE THE OUTFIT. 302 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,818 WHERE'D YOU GET IT, THE HARDWARE STORE? 303 00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:57,069 HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. 304 00:14:57,194 --> 00:14:58,069 HARDWARE JOKES. 305 00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:00,610 HARDWARE STORE. 306 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,360 NO, FROM MY BATHROOM. 307 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,360 WELL, I MUST SAY, 308 00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:06,818 YOUR IMBECILE LOOK. 309 00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:07,985 WAY TO GO, BUDDY. 310 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,277 AH, THANKS, PAL. 311 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:14,277 AAH! 312 00:15:14,401 --> 00:15:15,277 OH! 313 00:15:15,401 --> 00:15:17,277 SQUIDWARD. 314 00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:19,235 SQUIDWARD! 315 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,194 - UMPH. - ARE YOU OKAY? 316 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,526 - PLEASE, JUST GET AWAY FROM ME. 317 00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:25,152 UH, EXCUSE ME. 318 00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:26,693 CAN I HAVE A REFILL ON MY SODA? 319 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:28,735 AAH, A REFILL! 320 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,069 AH! OH, MY FOOT! 321 00:15:30,194 --> 00:15:31,610 OH, MY FOOT! 322 00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:32,651 crash! 323 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:34,568 OH, MY BACK! 324 00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:36,360 OH! 325 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,485 MY FACE. 326 00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:40,735 NOT TO WORRY, SIR. 327 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,860 I'M COMING. 328 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:43,902 WHOA! 329 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,194 BOOM. 330 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,568 DON'T WORRY, EVERYBODY. 331 00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,152 I'M O— KAAH! 332 00:15:48,277 --> 00:15:50,152 - FREE MONEY. - PROMOTIONAL. 333 00:15:50,277 --> 00:15:51,568 HEY. 334 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:53,693 DON'T TOUCH MR. KRABS' MONEY. 335 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,069 ME MONEY! 336 00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:56,860 WHAT DO YOU THINK YER DOING? 337 00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:58,319 THAT AIN'T YERS. 338 00:15:58,443 --> 00:16:00,277 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 339 00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:02,651 HANDS ON THAT BOY... 340 00:16:05,735 --> 00:16:07,693 crash! 341 00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:09,401 OH. 342 00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:10,401 HERE, MR. KRABS. 343 00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:11,360 I'LL HELP. 344 00:16:11,485 --> 00:16:13,401 HELP? 345 00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:15,777 I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY. 346 00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:18,568 AND DON'T EVEN THINK 347 00:16:18,693 --> 00:16:21,902 OF YOURS IS GONE! 348 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,526 - HEY SPONGEBOB, HOW WAS WORK? 349 00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,735 OH, AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. 350 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,568 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 351 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:32,443 WRINGER GETTING IN THE WAY. 352 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:35,277 PATRICK, I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BIKE RACK. 353 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:40,610 A SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD LITTLE BIKE RACK. 354 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,027 HEY. 355 00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:48,568 DON'T YOU GO CRYING ON ME. 356 00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:51,443 CRYING NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING. 357 00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:53,943 MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. 358 00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:59,152 YOU WERE RIGHT. 359 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:00,485 FEEL BETTER. 360 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:01,485 DIG IN! 361 00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:12,818 ARGH! 362 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,526 I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM NOW! 363 00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,485 THIS DUMB WRINGER IS IN THE WAY! 364 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:20,651 BUMMER. 365 00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:25,110 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET THIS PLACE. 366 00:17:25,235 --> 00:17:27,069 LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL. 367 00:17:27,194 --> 00:17:29,110 THAT'S THE FUNNEST SPOT IN THE OCEAN. 368 00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:37,777 LOOK, THE BALL TOSS. 369 00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:39,235 STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS. 370 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,860 TOSS A BALL, HIT THE CANS, 371 00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,443 AND WIN A STUFFED SEA HORSE. 372 00:17:42,568 --> 00:17:43,985 WE WANT TO PLAY! 373 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:44,860 - SURE. GIVE HER YOUR BEST SHOT. 374 00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:45,568 THANKS. 375 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,152 crash! 376 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:49,651 WHOO! 377 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,526 NOW YOU TRY. 378 00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:51,485 MM. 379 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,610 DAAH. 380 00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,568 smack! 381 00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:55,235 squirt! 382 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,235 - WHOA, WHOA! THE SPINNING STEERING WHEELS! 383 00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:01,735 OH, WE GOT TO DO THAT! 384 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:02,985 I DON'T KNOW. 385 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:04,526 I HAVE TOO MUCH EYE PAIN. 386 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,568 OH, COME ON. 387 00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:09,526 OH, HOW MANY TIMES DOES A CARNIVAL COME TO TOWN? 388 00:18:11,735 --> 00:18:12,943 READY? 389 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,277 AAH! 390 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,943 SPONGEBOB? 391 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,360 - OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WHY? 392 00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:29,943 - HEY PAL, WANT SOME OF MY COTTON CANDY? 393 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:32,401 WHEN I WON THE DART TOURNAMENT. 394 00:18:32,526 --> 00:18:33,443 I GOT THIS TOO. 395 00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:34,860 CHECK IT OUT. 396 00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:36,360 YEAH, THAT'S NICE, PATRICK, 397 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,485 BUT I DON'T WANT ANY COTTON CANDY. 398 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,610 - WELL, HAVE SOME. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 399 00:18:39,735 --> 00:18:41,027 I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY! 400 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,693 YOU RUINED MY COTTON CANDY. 401 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,860 GOOD! 402 00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:47,443 ABOUT YOU RUINING MY LIFE! 403 00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,485 - CHECK IT OUT, PUBLIC FIGHT! 404 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,401 SURE HAS ITS PERKS! 405 00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:53,610 I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ASHAMED. 406 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:55,319 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 407 00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:57,152 - IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR FOREVER GLUE, 408 00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,277 I WOULDN'T BE STUCK IN THIS THING! 409 00:18:58,401 --> 00:18:59,610 BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP. 410 00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:01,443 HELP? 411 00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:02,693 I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY! 412 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,110 OKAY. 413 00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,360 IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL... 414 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,651 I WON'T HELP YOU ANYMORE. 415 00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:16,485 LOT OF DRAMA WITH THAT ONE. 416 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,485 - YOU KNOW KID, YOUR BODY ISN'T THE PROBLEM. 417 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,194 IT'S YOUR HEART. 418 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,818 HUH? 419 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,651 OH. 420 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,069 WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN. 421 00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,902 COME ON, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 422 00:19:28,027 --> 00:19:28,777 ARE JUST BORN MEAN. 423 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,818 FORGET SPONGEBOB. 424 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,401 I DON'T NEED HIM. 425 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,401 I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 426 00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:44,818 AHH. 427 00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:45,902 pop! 428 00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:47,693 I DON'T NEED HIM. 429 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,735 FIGHT IT. 430 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,027 YOU'RE NOT HIS FRIEND ANYMORE. 431 00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:00,985 I GOT TO TRY 432 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,110 SO I DON'T THINK ABOUT SPONGE— 433 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,860 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY HIS NAME! 434 00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:07,235 WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO... 435 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,651 I KNOW. 436 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:10,860 I'LL HAVE A STARING CONTEST. 437 00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:23,651 OH. 438 00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:24,902 FIDDLESTICKS. 439 00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:26,610 OH, THAT GAME'S TOO HARD. 440 00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,069 WELL, MAYBE IF SPONGEBOB WERE HERE, 441 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,777 HE COULD GIVE YOU POINTERS. 442 00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:31,943 WHO ASKED YOU? 443 00:20:32,069 --> 00:20:32,985 FORGET IT. 444 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,860 I'LL JUST PLAY... 445 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:36,360 FETCH. 446 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,651 WHERE IS IT? 447 00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:40,651 GOTCHA. 448 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,568 IS SPONGEBOB OKAY? 449 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:47,152 OH, WHAT DO I CARE? 450 00:20:47,277 --> 00:20:49,526 I'M NO LONGER SUPPOSED TO HELP. 451 00:20:49,651 --> 00:20:50,360 BUDDY! 452 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,860 SPONGEBOB? 453 00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,860 SPONGEBOB? 454 00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,818 HEY, WHATCHYA WATCHING? 455 00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:00,985 MY FAVORITE SHOW. 456 00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:06,194 I LOVE THAT PART. 457 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:08,235 SPONGEBOB, SNAP OUT OF IT! 458 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,401 IT'S ME, YOUR BEST FRIEND, PATRICK! 459 00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:11,443 WHAT'S THAT? 460 00:21:11,568 --> 00:21:13,485 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, 461 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,985 IN MY HEAD. 462 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,526 - OH, MAN. HE'S TOO FAR GONE. 463 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,610 NOT FIT TO LIVE IN SOCIETY. 464 00:21:19,735 --> 00:21:21,610 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 465 00:21:21,735 --> 00:21:24,027 ME AND MY DUMB IDEAS. 466 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,943 I'M SO SORRY. 467 00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:36,443 PATRICK, YOUR TEARS. 468 00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,069 THEY'RE MELTING THE GLUE. 469 00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:39,443 KEEP CRYING. 470 00:21:39,568 --> 00:21:41,152 I'LL DO THE SAME, 471 00:21:41,277 --> 00:21:42,194 OF THIS THING. 472 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,777 AAH! 473 00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:53,319 LOOK, IT WORKED! 474 00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:55,610 ALL RIGHT! 475 00:21:55,735 --> 00:21:59,235 YOUR PROBLEMS AFTER ALL. 476 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,110 COME HERE, BUDDY. 477 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,194 WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER. 478 00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:06,485 UH, SHOULD I GET THE GLUE?