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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
HAAAAAAH.
WHOA. BLARNEY STONE.
THAT'S A HORRIBLE REEK.
I KNEW I WAS FORGETTIN' SOMETHIN'.
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THAT'S STRANGE.
I'M SURE I CAN REMEMBER
BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE.
ON THE EDGE OF THE SINK,
PLAIN AS DAY.
WE'RE LIVIN' IN.
DADDY!
ME BELOVED TEENAGE DAUGHTER, PEARL.
I'M COMING, PRINCESS!
OHHH!
PEARL!
OF NEPTUNE'S AUNT NANCY
IS WITH ALL THIS RUCKUS?
AAH!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
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PEARL, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
FOR THAT BED.
OF COURSE, THAT WAS WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBORN.
AND CHECKED THE WARRANTY,
I NEED FOOD.
OKAY, PEARL!
I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO GET,
THE WHOLE...
REFRIGERATOR.
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- PEARL, I SOMEHOW JUST REALIZED WHAT'S HAPPENING.
SO DID I.
YOU'RE HAVIN' ONE OF THEM,
UH, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM, UH,
GROWTH SPOUTS.
THAT'S ALL.
IT MEANS YOU'RE HEALTHY.
IT MEANS I NEED FOOD!
EMPTY.
WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?
NO, THAT'S WHAT I AM.
DADDY!
- DARLING, I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THERE'S NOT A SPECK OF FOOD TO BE SPOKEN OF.
- WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO BUY SOME.
EH.
CAN'T.
IT'S LATE, AND ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED.
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
TO FIND YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WAIT, WHAT'S THAT GREEN STUFF IN YOUR POCKET?
- HUH? WHERE?
THERE!
ME MONEY?
I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THIS.
NO, WAIT!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
FOOD. WHERE? WHERE? FOOD.
WHERE?
MUST PROTECT GARDEN.
WORTH LIVING.
PEANUTS.
WHAT THE...
pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!
GAAH!
ARE PETS,
NOT VEGETABLES.
GAAH!
YAAAH!
WHO'S THERE?
I'M WARNING YOU.
I HAVE A BLUNT INSTRUMENT HERE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
THERE YOU ARE, SUCKER.
CUCUMBERS.
SQUIRTING ME.
FLYING STUFF!
JACKPOT.
COULD SPARE A FEW MORSELS.
AFTER ALL, IT'S FOR A WORTHY CAUSE,
ME BELOVED PEARL.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.
DON'T WORRY, PEARL.
DADDY FOUND YOU SOME VITTLES.
BOTTOM FEEDERS.
splat!
PEARL!
I BROUGHT YOU SOME...
CEREAL.
- MORE DADDY, MORE!
THERE, THERE, MY DARLING.
THE BAD MAN IS GONE NOW.
AND IF HE COMES BACK,
WE'LL MAKE SURE HE NEVER WALKS AGAIN.
THE KIDNAPPER RAN, MISS, UH,
MRS., UH...
MS.
MRS. MISS, MRS.
DID YOU SAY HE WENT?
I SAID HE WENT THAT WAY.
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO.
GOT IT.
JOHNSON.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER IT WAS IS GONE NOW, MA'AM.
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR EVENING.
I TELL YA, THESE CALLS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE WEIRD.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF NUTCASE
INTO SOMEONE'S VEGETABLE GARDEN AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
- OOH-HOO-HOO.
FOO-FOO-FOO-FOOD.
FOO-HOO-HOO FOOD!
- WELL, I DOUBT HE'S GONNA TURN UP
AGAIN TONIGHT.
THAT NEW 24-HOUR TASER EMPORIUM YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
- FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!
FOOD!
FOOD.
NOT FOOD.
HANGING CURED MEATS.
EXOTIC SPICES.
WITH BAGUETTES.
YUMMY STUFF EVERYWHERE.
I'LL START WITH THE FRIDGE.
- CANDIED SEA YAMS, PICKLED URCHINS,
ANEMONE PIES.
A BUCKET OF KELP SLAW,
ET CETERA.
OOH. MORE ETCETERA.
- OH WELL, I NEEDED TO LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT ANYWAY.
AND THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.
I SAID, "IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BRING
AN EXTRA SET OF BATTERIES, THEN WHY EVEN CARRY A"--
HEY, MISTER.
WHAT'S WITH THE SACK?
- S-SACK?
YEAH, SACK.
YOU'RE CARRYING ON YOUR BACK.
THAT SACK.
IT'S, UH...
I'M PRACTICING TO BE SANDY CLAWS FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- OKAY, YOU HAVE A SAFE NIGHT NOW.
THANKS AGAIN, OFFICER!
IN A COUPLE MONTHS.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
OKAY, PEARLY.
HERE FOR YA!
MORE!
YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT.
I WASN'T STEALIN' FOOD.
MR. KRABS.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
SPONGEBOB, I'M SORRY.
I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE.
A CHANCE TO PUT MY BEST PJs ON?
I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE THINGS.
ONE MINUTE TO CHANGE,
AND WHEN I GET BACK,
ON SOME SMORES AND POPCORN.
G-G-GOOD IDEA, SPONGEBOB.
THAT SOUNDS JUST PERFECT.
NOT SO FAST.
THAT CRAB IS A FOOD THIEF!
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
IN MY KITCHEN,
OF SMOKED KIELBASAS.
A SLUMBER PARTY AT MY HOUSE.
I DON'T CARE.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
- SQUIDWARD, WAIT. YOU CAN'T.
- OH? AND WHY IS THAT?
- BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL FIRE YA.
NO, IF I GO TO PRISON, WHO'S GONNA FEED PEARL?
HELLO, POLICE?
HOLD IT!
I'LL... I'LL...
YOU'LL WHAT?
YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN TOOTH?
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MR. KRABS HAD A GOLD TOOTH.
NEITHER DID I.
SPONGEBOB.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
OH, DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.
A FEW YEARS AGO.
ONLY HURTS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
IT'S NOT THAT, BOY.
THOSE NERVES DIED YEARS AGO.
IT'S ME DEAR DAUGHTER, PEARL.
- PEARL? WHAT HAPPENED?
- SHE'S GOING THROUGH ONE OF THEM GROWTH SPURTS,
AND I CAN'T FIND A WAY TO FEED HER.
- MR. KRABS, YOU'RE THE OWNER
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HERE THERE TO EAT?
HOLD ON, BOY.
TO FEED ME DAUGHTER,
ME INVENTORY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
TASTE LIKE A MILLION.
OW!
SO HUNGRY.
NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
SPONGEBOB, HURRY IT UP!
HANG IN THERE, MR. KRABS.
ALMOST READY.
- YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST...
DADDY, I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE,
AND I'VE STOPPED GROWING.
I FEEL GREAT. HEH, HEH!
WHEW!
BOY, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
- SAY, WHAT WAS
YOU USED IN THERE ANYWAYS, BOY?
IT WAS LOVE, MR. KRABS.
IT WAS LOVE.
EH?
NO!
squish!
splat!
squish!
HMM.
GOOD THING I HAVE A SPARE.
TO CLEAN.
- OH, WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, WRINGER?
GUESS I'D BE ALL WET.
AND NOW I'M READY TO GO TO WORK.
WHOA!
HUH?
MAN, YOU GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL, SQUAREPANTS.
WATCHIN' OUT,
WATCHIN' OUT FOR THINGS,
THINGS LIKE...
LIKE THAT!
OH, YEAH, I SAW YOU.
NOT GONNA FOOL ME THIS TIME, SOAP.
squeak!
YEOW!
AAH!
NO!
UGH.
splat!
THIS IS NOT GOING WELL.
- HEY, SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU SEEN MY RUBBER DUCKY?
OH, IS THAT IT?
I FOUND YOU!
PRETTY DUCK.
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!
- UH, PATRICK. - HUH?
YOUR REUNION,
YOUR HELP OVER HERE.
- WHAT DO YOU NEED, SPONGEBOB?
- WELL, I'M A LITTLE STUCK,
STUCK?
I CAN HELP WITH THAT.
OKAY.
HMMM.
AH! THERE.
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
NOW YOU'RE STUCK FOREVER.
GEE, THANKS, PATRICK.
NOW I'M STUCK F-F-F-FOREVER?
PATRICK, I WANTED TO GET UNSTUCK,
NOT MORE STUCK.
IF I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER?
MUST... GET...
OUT OF... WRINGER.
boing!
AAH!
YEOW.
HMM.
THERE.
IS THAT BETTER?
NO, PATRICK, IT ISN'T.
TO FLIP PATTIES LIKE THIS?
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, SQUAREPANTS,
THAT'S QUITTER TALK.
- AND ARE YOU A QUITTER? - NO.
AND YOUR PASSION?
THOSE SWEET TOMATOES, CRISP ONIONS?
ARE YOU, SPONGEBOB?
- NO, I WON'T LET IT GET BETWEEN ME AND CRISP ONIONS,
SWEET TOMATOES, FRESH LETTUCE, A FLAME-BROILED PATTY,
THAT SAYS, "HEY, I CARE!"
I'M READY!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
WHOO!
crash! crash!
DON'T WORRY, PATRICK.
MY SPIRITS ARE STILL HIGH.
plop! plop! plop! plop!
HELLO, PERFECTLY MADE KRABBY PATTY.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
LOVE THE OUTFIT.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT, THE HARDWARE STORE?
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
HARDWARE JOKES.
HARDWARE STORE.
NO, FROM MY BATHROOM.
WELL, I MUST SAY,
YOUR IMBECILE LOOK.
WAY TO GO, BUDDY.
AH, THANKS, PAL.
AAH!
OH!
SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD!
- UMPH. - ARE YOU OKAY?
- PLEASE, JUST GET AWAY FROM ME.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
CAN I HAVE A REFILL ON MY SODA?
AAH, A REFILL!
AH! OH, MY FOOT!
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OH, MY BACK!
OH!
MY FACE.
NOT TO WORRY, SIR.
I'M COMING.
WHOA!
BOOM.
DON'T WORRY, EVERYBODY.
I'M O— KAAH!
- FREE MONEY. - PROMOTIONAL.
HEY.
DON'T TOUCH MR. KRABS' MONEY.
ME MONEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YER DOING?
THAT AIN'T YERS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HANDS ON THAT BOY...
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OH.
HERE, MR. KRABS.
I'LL HELP.
HELP?
I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY.
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
OF YOURS IS GONE!
- HEY SPONGEBOB, HOW WAS WORK?
OH, AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER.
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WRINGER GETTING IN THE WAY.
PATRICK, I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BIKE RACK.
A SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD LITTLE BIKE RACK.
HEY.
DON'T YOU GO CRYING ON ME.
CRYING NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING.
MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
FEEL BETTER.
DIG IN!
ARGH!
I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM NOW!
THIS DUMB WRINGER IS IN THE WAY!
BUMMER.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET THIS PLACE.
LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL.
THAT'S THE FUNNEST SPOT IN THE OCEAN.
LOOK, THE BALL TOSS.
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
TOSS A BALL, HIT THE CANS,
AND WIN A STUFFED SEA HORSE.
WE WANT TO PLAY!
- SURE. GIVE HER YOUR BEST SHOT.
THANKS.
crash!
WHOO!
NOW YOU TRY.
MM.
DAAH.
smack!
squirt!
- WHOA, WHOA! THE SPINNING STEERING WHEELS!
OH, WE GOT TO DO THAT!
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE TOO MUCH EYE PAIN.
OH, COME ON.
OH, HOW MANY TIMES DOES A CARNIVAL COME TO TOWN?
READY?
AAH!
SPONGEBOB?
- OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WHY?
- HEY PAL, WANT SOME OF MY COTTON CANDY?
WHEN I WON THE DART TOURNAMENT.
I GOT THIS TOO.
CHECK IT OUT.
YEAH, THAT'S NICE, PATRICK,
BUT I DON'T WANT ANY COTTON CANDY.
- WELL, HAVE SOME. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY!
YOU RUINED MY COTTON CANDY.
GOOD!
ABOUT YOU RUINING MY LIFE!
- CHECK IT OUT, PUBLIC FIGHT!
SURE HAS ITS PERKS!
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ASHAMED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR FOREVER GLUE,
I WOULDN'T BE STUCK IN THIS THING!
BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
HELP?
I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY!
OKAY.
IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL...
I WON'T HELP YOU ANYMORE.
LOT OF DRAMA WITH THAT ONE.
- YOU KNOW KID, YOUR BODY ISN'T THE PROBLEM.
IT'S YOUR HEART.
HUH?
OH.
WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN.
COME ON, WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
ARE JUST BORN MEAN.
FORGET SPONGEBOB.
I DON'T NEED HIM.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.
AHH.
pop!
I DON'T NEED HIM.
FIGHT IT.
YOU'RE NOT HIS FRIEND ANYMORE.
I GOT TO TRY
SO I DON'T THINK ABOUT SPONGE—
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY HIS NAME!
WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO...
I KNOW.
I'LL HAVE A STARING CONTEST.
OH.
FIDDLESTICKS.
OH, THAT GAME'S TOO HARD.
WELL, MAYBE IF SPONGEBOB WERE HERE,
HE COULD GIVE YOU POINTERS.
WHO ASKED YOU?
FORGET IT.
I'LL JUST PLAY...
FETCH.
WHERE IS IT?
GOTCHA.
IS SPONGEBOB OKAY?
OH, WHAT DO I CARE?
I'M NO LONGER SUPPOSED TO HELP.
BUDDY!
SPONGEBOB?
HEY, WHATCHYA WATCHING?
MY FAVORITE SHOW.
I LOVE THAT PART.
SPONGEBOB, SNAP OUT OF IT!
IT'S ME, YOUR BEST FRIEND, PATRICK!
WHAT'S THAT?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU,
IN MY HEAD.
- OH, MAN. HE'S TOO FAR GONE.
NOT FIT TO LIVE IN SOCIETY.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
ME AND MY DUMB IDEAS.
I'M SO SORRY.
PATRICK, YOUR TEARS.
THEY'RE MELTING THE GLUE.
KEEP CRYING.
I'LL DO THE SAME,
OF THIS THING.
AAH!
LOOK, IT WORKED!
ALL RIGHT!
YOUR PROBLEMS AFTER ALL.
COME HERE, BUDDY.
WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER.
UH, SHOULD I GET THE GLUE?