ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SQUAREPANTS!
UGH.
ALL THE WAY FROM THE BAKERY.
BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT
ON A KRABBY PATTY.
HERE WE GO.
AHH.
PERFECT.
HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR.
NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT.
HERE YA GO, SANDY.
FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND.
WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
I SURE AM OBLIGED.
I LOVE THESE THINGS,
BUT IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE.
PARDON ME.
OH, NO.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHOA!
OOH!
EWWW.
NO WATER.
CAN'T BREATHE.
BOY, THAT'S RIPE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE AM I?
- WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S OCEAN IS THAT REPULSIVE THING?
- MM-MMM.
NOTHIN' LIKE A HOT SHOWER
FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.
SANDY CHEEKS?
BUT WHERE'S HER FUR?
WOW!
WAIT A MINUTE...
THAT'S IT!
I THINK I'VE JUST FOUND OUT
HOW TO GET
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- HOPE YOU LIKE LONG SHOWERS, SQUIRREL.
- WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT? WHAT IS THAT?
TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA,
THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
- OH, NO. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
AS SERIOUS AS A SHARK ATTACK.
AHH.
NOW IT'S TIME TO RING OUT MY STINKY FUR COAT.
WHAT IN TARNATION?
MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE.
I'M LOCKED IN!
HI-YA!
AND BROKE INTO MY HOME.
MY HOME!
I'M GONNA GET THAT SON OF A GUITAR PICKER!
- OKAY, KAREN, WISH ME LUCK!
REPULSIVE.
THIS IS GONNA WORK LIKE A CHARM.
honk!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING, CORAL BRAINS.
SANDY?
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
HEY, YOU GOT TO STOP EATING AT THE CHUM BUCKET.
WILL ROT YOUR INSIDES.
LIES, LIES!
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT!
- SANDY, YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOURSELF.
NO, SANDY IS HERSELF.
IN ANY WAY, Y'ALL.
- WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS.
HUH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
THAT TEXAS DRAWL.
YEE-HAW.
YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW.
crash!
HOWDY, PARTNER.
smash!
SANDY, YOU'RE BACK.
- YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY WAS SO DARN GOOD,
I GOT TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE ONE.
- HUH, SAY, SANDY, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
- UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?
IT'S YER OLE PAL IN THE LIVING FUR.
- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU IS DIFFERENT.
I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
- PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT.
I GOT IT!
YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET!
UH, YEAH.
THAT'S, UH...
CAUSE, UH...
I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
LET'S GET COOKIN'!
WHEW.
THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY.
- LET ME STOP YOU THERE, SQUAREPANTS.
I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW
HOW Y'ALL MAKE ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES.
NO CAN DO, BUDDY.
REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA,
LABOR CONTRACT.
- YEAH, BUT THIS IS YER OLD BUDDY SANDY CHEEKS.
WHY, YOU AND ME ARE AS CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET.
AH, SANDY,
SECTION 934.44-929B
TO FRIENDS,
"CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET."
CURSE YOU, KRABS!
OF MAKING A STEAMY KRABBY PATTY.
FIRST, I MAKE SURE I'M
OF 274 DEGREES.
AND NOW WE ARE GUH-RILLING.
DO YOU COOK A PATTY?
FOR EXACTLY 283 SECONDS ON EACH SIDE.
283 SECONDS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING ALL THIS
STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.
HOW COULD THIS GET ANY EASIER?
- I'M PUTTIN'
OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
- YEE-HAW!
YEAH, ANYWAY...
I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OUT HERE WHILE I CLEAN OUT THE SAFE.
DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, BOY-O.
- YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME, MR. K.
- OH-HO, MAN!
IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
SURELY CAME HERE.
BLACK MARKET.
WELL, NOT IF I CATCH THAT VARMINT FIRST.
YOU, YA SEEN ANYBODY
HAULIN' A FUR PELT?
LOOK IT, A NAKED CHIPMUNK.
CHIPMUNK?
ABOUT GETTING MY FUR STOLE?
- AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF HAVING YOUR PINK RAT FLESH EXPOSED?
YEAH.
- WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION,
WILL SEE ME COMIN' A MILE AWAY.
I BEST FIND SOMETHIN' TO COVER MY HIND END.
TIME TO GO CATCH ME SOME SCUM.
- NOW THAT WE'RE GRILLIN', WE CAN WORK ON THE FIXINGS.
SEE, THERE ARE TWO PATTIES HERE.
WITH THE WASHING.
WE'LL BEGIN WITH THE SEAWEED.
- OKAY, I'LL STAND ON THAT SIDE FOR A BETTER VIEW.
- OKEYDOKEY, BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,
IS THE PUBLIC'S LAST DEFENSE
OF HORRIBLE DISEASE.
THERE IT IS.
IS ADEQUATELY LATHERED.
THE SURFACE...
TO GET BOTH SIDES.
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S INTERESTING.
ALMOST THERE.
AND WE'LL ENGAGE OUR DRYING PHASE, HMM.
SANDY!
- WHAT? NOTHING.
REMEMBER, NEVER OVERDRY.
OTHERWISE, THE SEAWEED BECOMES BRITTLE AND CRACKS.
- THAT DASTARDLY RUSTLER'S GOT TO BE
SOMEWHERE IN THESE PARTS.
- HEY LOOK, A HAIRLESS GOAT.
STEADY, STEADY.
NICE.
OH, YOU'RE OFF-CENTER BY 3.6 MILLIMETERS.
MMMPH, TRY IT AGAIN, SANDY.
AAGH!
THIS IS GETTING SO TEDIOUS.
SO I CAN GET THE HANG OF IT.
YOUR PROBLEM AREAS DIRECTLY.
WITH THE FINAL WRIST FLICK?
WITH THE INITIAL TRANSFER MOVE?
GAAAH!
I'M TIRED OF RUNNING.
- TIME TO TAKE A STAND.
A NUDIST FERRET.
GET IN THE CAR, KIDS.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I—
GET OUT OF HERE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
I BETTER GO UNDERGROUND.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
IF I'M EVER GONNA CATCH THIS THUG,
I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.
- OH, STILL OFF BY THAT MUCH.
TRY IT AGAIN.
OOH, TRY AGAIN.
MM, TRY AGAIN.
OH, TRY AGAIN.
AAARGH!
YOU TRY IT AGAIN!
I'M MAKIN' MY MOVE.
IT'S FINALLY MINE!
INTO FOUR-CLAW DRIVE.
WAIT, SANDY.
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!
MY PELT!
MR. KRABS!
SANDY'S MAKIN' OFF WITH THE FORMULA!
SANDY, YOU'RE NAKED,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON.
- UNHAND MY PELT, YOU UNKNOWN VARMINT!
- ONLY FROM MY COLD, DEAD FEELERS.
PLANKTON!
THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'.
NOW FEEL THIS!
HI-YA!
PWAA!
crash!
GOT YA!
PUNISHMENT FOR A NO-GOOD,
YELLA BELLY LIKE YOURSELF.
MY EYE!
IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE.
OH, THANK YOU, SANDY.
THANK YOU, SANDY.
UH, SURE, MR. KRABS.
- WE'LL TAKE THAT SICKO OFF YOUR HANDS.
- COPS, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
TAKE THE SICKO AWAY!
- ACTUALLY, WE'RE REFERRING TO YOU, MA'AM.
IN THIS COUNTY.
BUT DON'T FRET.
YOU'LL LOOK JUST FINE IN PRISON ORANGE.
OH.
EH, THAT'S THE LIFE
PLANKTON!
HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.
- AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY.
ADMIT IT, THE CHUM BUCKET IS A TOTAL FAILURE.
IT IS NOT!
BUSINESS IS JUST SLOW.
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH.
IF YOU'D TAKE MY ADVICE,
WOULD BE YOURS.
YOU?
YOU'RE JUST A COMPUTER.
I'M THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE.
- THIS IS IT, SON, THE CHUM BUCKET.
HAS A CUSTOMER.
HELLO.
ARE YOU LOST?
NO, WE'RE NOT LOST.
I PROMISED MY BOY I'D TAKE HIM TO THE CHUM BUCKET TODAY.
REALLY?
- WOW, LOOK AT THAT ORDER WINDOW!
IT'S COMPLETELY COVERED IN GRIME AND FILTH.
COOL.
SMELL THAT AIR!
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL.
IS THE HIGH POINT OF OUR TOUR.
YOUR TOUR?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE VISITING
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
AND SO FAR, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.
FAREWELL, YOU FILTHY LITTLE FELLA.
WE TRY THE CITY DUMP NEXT?
OH, BOY.
SO HOW'D IT GO?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SUCH A FAILURE.
- AWW. SO, DO YOU GIVE UP?
- YES. - YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW?
- YES. - HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.
YOU WANT THE PATTY RECIPE, THEN GO TO THE MAN WHO WROTE IT.
EUGENE KRABS.
RIGHT.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?
WITH MY MIND CONNECTOR,
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ KRABS' MIND,
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TEENY, TINY, LITTLE BRAIN.
- WOW, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
WHOA!
UM, K-KAREN?
WHOA!
HOLD STILL.
MMPH!
YOU'LL NEED THIS.
TO ATTACH IT TO KRABS' BRAIN?
LEAVE THAT TO ME, HON.
thwump!
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.
TARGET IN RANGE.
LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED.
NO, WAIT!
THERE HE IS!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
THIS IS IT!
MOVE IT!
HA, HA!
YOU'RE MINE.
HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT
OF YOU, MR. KRABS?
NO!
AAH!
OOF!
- I TOLD YA TO STOP PLAYIN'
AND GET BACK TO WORK.
- UGH. GREAT.
PLANKTON, WHAT HAPPENED?
- THANKS TO YOUR BRILLIANT AIM, HONEY,
I'M STUCK INSIDE THAT FOOL OF A FRY COOK.
- WELL, HONEY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE PLANS.
AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE.
HUH?
HEY, SQUIDWARD, WE BLEW A FUSE.
- I'M GONNA BLOW A FUSE IF YOU DON'T GET THAT ORDER UP.
IT WORKS!
SPONGEBOB SEES.
- HEY, CAN SOMEBODY HIT THE LIGHTS?
- SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THE KRABBY PATTY FOR ORDER 17?
OH, SQUIDWARD, IS THAT YOU?
OH, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE.
I CAN'T SEE A THING.
THE KRABBY PATTY?
SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.
- HE'S GOING TO MAKE
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
- OH, NOW, WHERE ARE THOSE PATTIES?
NO, NUH-UH.
NUH, NO.
AH, THERE YOU ARE, PATTY!
AND A SQUIRT OF SPECIAL SAUCE.
- HEH, HEH, SPECIAL SAUCE.
WAIT, SOAP IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE?
SOME LETTUCE.
AND VOILA!
ONE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY!
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS.
NUMBER 17, YOUR PATTY IS READY.
WHOA.
WATCH YOUR STEP, SQUIDWARD.
IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT HERE.
- DON'T KNOW; DON'T WANT TO.
ORDER NUMBER 17.
ORDER NUMBER 17?
ORDER 17?
NOPE.
HMMM, NO.
thwack!
ORDER 17?
ORDER 17.
YOUR KRABBY PATTY, MA'AM.
THAT'S IT.
I'M TRYING SOMETHING ELSE.
boing!
WHERE ARE THOSE EARDRUMS?
HEY, THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
AAH!
MR. KRABS.
HELP ME, MR. KRABS.
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.
THE SECRET RECIPE AGAIN.
FINALLY, THE EAR DRUM.
WHEW.
NOW, I'LL JUST UNPLUG THIS THING.
NEED A LITTLE REFRESHER, EH?
OKAY, BOY.
I'LL RUN THROUGH
ONE MORE TIME.
FIRST...
- LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN TUNE IN HERE.
HMM.
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...
JACKPOT!
HUH?
I SAID,
FORMULA IS...
A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE?
FORMULA IS...
- WHAT? - HOLD ON.
HERE IT COMES.
FORMULA IS...
AAAAH!
DNNH!
UUGH!
WOOMPH.
I HATE MY LIFE!
IS THIS THING LOUD ENOUGH?
- OH, SURE, I CAN HEAR YOU FINE NOW.
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?
- OH, IT, UH—
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER.
ME NEITHER.
SO WE GOOD?
YEAH.
- GET OUT. - OKAY!
THESE PETTY CARNAL SENSES.
IF I'M GOING TO GET THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TO COMMAND CENTRAL...
THE BRAIN.
honk!
UGH!
HI, FRIEND.
IDIOTIC COMMENTS?
SUPERFICIAL GREETINGS?
PERSONAL OPINIONS?
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?
NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS ALL USELESS!
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN DEEPER.
squish!
UGH.
WHERE AM I?
EW.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
NOW, WHERE DO MORONS KEEP ALL THEIR SECRETS?
NOPE.
DOESN'T THIS KID HAVE ANY SECRETS?
AHA!
THE LIBRARY,
OF HIS EVERY THOUGHT.
ALL OF HIS DEEPEST, JUICIEST SECRETS.
ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
LOOK AT THAT.
"Q,"R,"S."
"SOUNDS THAT MAKE SQUIDWARD UPSET"?
- "PATRICK'S FAVORITE PLACES TO BE SCRATCHED"?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- UH, UH, SCRATCHING!
- AAGH, ALL OF THESE SECRETS ARE LAME.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THIS?
ISN'T IN THE BRAIN?
IT'S LOCATED IN THE HEART.
HOW CHEESY.
thwump!
UGH.
UH.
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.
YES, YES, YES!
HERE IT IS!
MY MOUTH IS WATERING.
MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING.
MM, MM. OH, YEAH.
IT FEELS SO GOOD.
TO MY FINGER...
STUMPS.
TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY.
AND IT'S ALL MINE!
HWUH.
OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD.
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
HWUH.
WHO SAID THAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
SO WARM AND...
FUZZY.
IT'S—
pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!
IT'S...
ping! ping! ping!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY.
YOU GOT THE RECIPE?
I SURE DID.
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
- KAREN, WOULDN'T THAT BE STEALING?
- WHAT? STEALING?
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
OH, BROTHER.
beep!
thwack!
HEY, EVERYBODY!
WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.
NOW, WHAT WAS IT?
thwack!
pop!
hiss!
HUH?
pop!
sproing!
OH, WELL.
NEVER MIND.
thwack!
WELL, WHERE'S THE RECIPE?
THE WHAT?
I KNEW YOU'D LOUSE THIS UP.
LOUSE WHAT UP?
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