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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SQUAREPANTS!

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UGH.

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ALL THE WAY
FROM THE BAKERY.

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BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT

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ON A KRABBY PATTY.

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HERE WE GO.

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AHH.

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PERFECT.

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HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR.

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NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT.

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HERE YA GO, SANDY.

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FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND.

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WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

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I SURE AM OBLIGED.

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I LOVE THESE THINGS,

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BUT IT'S ALWAYS
A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE.

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PARDON ME.

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OH, NO.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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WHOA!

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OOH!

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EWWW.

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NO WATER.

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CAN'T BREATHE.

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BOY, THAT'S RIPE.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHERE AM I?

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- WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S OCEAN
IS THAT REPULSIVE THING?

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- MM-MMM.

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NOTHIN' LIKE A HOT SHOWER

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FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.

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SANDY CHEEKS?

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BUT WHERE'S HER FUR?

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WOW!

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WAIT A MINUTE...

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THAT'S IT!

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I THINK I'VE JUST FOUND OUT

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HOW TO GET

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ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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- HOPE YOU LIKE LONG SHOWERS,
SQUIRREL.

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- WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT?
WHAT IS THAT?

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TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA,

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THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

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- OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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AS SERIOUS AS A SHARK ATTACK.

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AHH.

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NOW IT'S TIME TO RING OUT
MY STINKY FUR COAT.

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WHAT IN TARNATION?

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MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE.

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I'M LOCKED IN!

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HI-YA!

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AND BROKE INTO MY HOME.

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MY HOME!

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I'M GONNA GET THAT
SON OF A GUITAR PICKER!

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- OKAY, KAREN,
WISH ME LUCK!

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REPULSIVE.

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THIS IS GONNA WORK LIKE A CHARM.

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honk!

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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING,
CORAL BRAINS.

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SANDY?

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YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

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HEY, YOU GOT TO STOP EATING
AT THE CHUM BUCKET.

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WILL ROT YOUR INSIDES.

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LIES, LIES!

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MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT!

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- SANDY, YOU DON'T SOUND
LIKE YOURSELF.

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NO, SANDY IS HERSELF.

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IN ANY WAY, Y'ALL.

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- WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S
NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS.

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HUH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

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THAT TEXAS DRAWL.

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YEE-HAW.

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YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW.

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crash!

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HOWDY, PARTNER.

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smash!

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SANDY, YOU'RE BACK.

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- YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY
WAS SO DARN GOOD,

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I GOT TO SEE
HOW YOU MAKE ONE.

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- HUH, SAY, SANDY,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

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- UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING
ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?

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IT'S YER OLE PAL
IN THE LIVING FUR.

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- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIFFERENT.

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I JUST CAN'T PUT
MY FINGER ON IT.

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- PLEASE DON'T PUT
YOUR FINGER ON IT.

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I GOT IT!

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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET!

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UH, YEAH.

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THAT'S, UH...

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CAUSE, UH...

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I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW.

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IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

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LET'S GET COOKIN'!

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WHEW.

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THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY.

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- LET ME STOP YOU THERE,
SQUAREPANTS.

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I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW

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HOW Y'ALL MAKE
ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES.

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NO CAN DO, BUDDY.

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REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA,

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LABOR CONTRACT.

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- YEAH, BUT THIS IS
YER OLD BUDDY SANDY CHEEKS.

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WHY, YOU AND ME ARE AS CLOSER
'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET.

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AH, SANDY,

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SECTION 934.44-929B

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TO FRIENDS,

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"CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH
IN A SKILLET."

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CURSE YOU, KRABS!

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OF MAKING A STEAMY KRABBY PATTY.

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FIRST, I MAKE SURE I'M

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OF 274 DEGREES.

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AND NOW WE ARE GUH-RILLING.

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DO YOU COOK A PATTY?

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FOR EXACTLY 283 SECONDS
ON EACH SIDE.

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283 SECONDS.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GETTING ALL THIS

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STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.

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HOW COULD THIS GET ANY EASIER?

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- I'M PUTTIN'

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OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT.

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- YEE-HAW!

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YEAH, ANYWAY...

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I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OUT HERE
WHILE I CLEAN OUT THE SAFE.

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DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT,
BOY-O.

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- YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME,
MR. K.

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- OH-HO, MAN!

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IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

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SURELY CAME HERE.

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BLACK MARKET.

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WELL, NOT IF I CATCH
THAT VARMINT FIRST.

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YOU, YA SEEN ANYBODY

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HAULIN' A FUR PELT?

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LOOK IT,
A NAKED CHIPMUNK.

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CHIPMUNK?

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ABOUT GETTING MY FUR STOLE?

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- AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF HAVING
YOUR PINK RAT FLESH EXPOSED?

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YEAH.

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- WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION,

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WILL SEE ME COMIN' A MILE AWAY.

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I BEST FIND SOMETHIN'
TO COVER MY HIND END.

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TIME TO GO CATCH ME SOME SCUM.

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- NOW THAT WE'RE GRILLIN',
WE CAN WORK ON THE FIXINGS.

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SEE, THERE ARE TWO PATTIES HERE.

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WITH THE WASHING.

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WE'LL BEGIN WITH THE SEAWEED.

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- OKAY, I'LL STAND ON THAT SIDE
FOR A BETTER VIEW.

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- OKEYDOKEY,
BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,

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IS THE PUBLIC'S LAST DEFENSE

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OF HORRIBLE DISEASE.

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THERE IT IS.

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IS ADEQUATELY LATHERED.

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THE SURFACE...

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TO GET BOTH SIDES.

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THAT'S NICE.

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THAT'S INTERESTING.

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ALMOST THERE.

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AND WE'LL ENGAGE
OUR DRYING PHASE, HMM.

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SANDY!

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- WHAT?
NOTHING.

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REMEMBER, NEVER OVERDRY.

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OTHERWISE, THE SEAWEED
BECOMES BRITTLE AND CRACKS.

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- THAT DASTARDLY RUSTLER'S
GOT TO BE

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SOMEWHERE IN THESE PARTS.

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- HEY LOOK,
A HAIRLESS GOAT.

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STEADY, STEADY.

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NICE.

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OH, YOU'RE OFF-CENTER
BY 3.6 MILLIMETERS.

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MMMPH,
TRY IT AGAIN, SANDY.

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AAGH!

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THIS IS GETTING SO TEDIOUS.

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SO I CAN GET THE HANG OF IT.

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YOUR PROBLEM AREAS DIRECTLY.

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WITH THE FINAL WRIST FLICK?

185
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WITH THE INITIAL TRANSFER MOVE?

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GAAAH!

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I'M TIRED OF RUNNING.

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- TIME TO TAKE A STAND.

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A NUDIST FERRET.

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GET IN THE CAR, KIDS.

191
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

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I—

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GET OUT OF HERE.

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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I BETTER GO UNDERGROUND.

196
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

197
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IF I'M EVER GONNA CATCH
THIS THUG,

198
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I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.

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- OH, STILL OFF
BY THAT MUCH.

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TRY IT AGAIN.

201
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OOH, TRY AGAIN.

202
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MM, TRY AGAIN.

203
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OH, TRY AGAIN.

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OH, TRY AGAIN.

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OH, TRY AGAIN.

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AAARGH!

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YOU TRY IT AGAIN!

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I'M MAKIN' MY MOVE.

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IT'S FINALLY MINE!

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INTO FOUR-CLAW DRIVE.

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WAIT, SANDY.

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WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!

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MY PELT!

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MR. KRABS!

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00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,352
SANDY'S MAKIN' OFF
WITH THE FORMULA!

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00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:05,810
SANDY, YOU'RE NAKED,

217
00:11:05,935 --> 00:11:07,352
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY CLOTHES ON.

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- UNHAND MY PELT,
YOU UNKNOWN VARMINT!

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- ONLY FROM MY COLD,
DEAD FEELERS.

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PLANKTON!

221
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THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'.

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00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:17,727
NOW FEEL THIS!

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HI-YA!

224
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PWAA!

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crash!

226
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GOT YA!

227
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PUNISHMENT FOR A NO-GOOD,

228
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:34,268
YELLA BELLY LIKE YOURSELF.

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MY EYE!

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IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE.

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OH, THANK YOU, SANDY.

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THANK YOU, SANDY.

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00:11:43,227 --> 00:11:45,352
UH, SURE, MR. KRABS.

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- WE'LL TAKE THAT SICKO
OFF YOUR HANDS.

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- COPS,
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

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00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:52,519
TAKE THE SICKO AWAY!

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- ACTUALLY, WE'RE REFERRING
TO YOU, MA'AM.

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IN THIS COUNTY.

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BUT DON'T FRET.

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YOU'LL LOOK JUST FINE
IN PRISON ORANGE.

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00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,143
OH.

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EH, THAT'S THE LIFE

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PLANKTON!

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00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:31,810
HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.

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- AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING YOU
SIT AROUND ALL DAY.

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ADMIT IT, THE CHUM BUCKET
IS A TOTAL FAILURE.

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IT IS NOT!

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BUSINESS IS JUST SLOW.

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NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH.

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IF YOU'D TAKE MY ADVICE,

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WOULD BE YOURS.

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YOU?

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YOU'RE JUST A COMPUTER.

254
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,810
I'M THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE.

255
00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:54,851
- THIS IS IT, SON,
THE CHUM BUCKET.

256
00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:58,018
HAS A CUSTOMER.

257
00:12:58,143 --> 00:12:59,227
HELLO.

258
00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,310
ARE YOU LOST?

259
00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:01,976
NO, WE'RE NOT LOST.

260
00:13:02,101 --> 00:13:04,101
I PROMISED MY BOY I'D TAKE HIM
TO THE CHUM BUCKET TODAY.

261
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:05,685
REALLY?

262
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,018
- WOW,
LOOK AT THAT ORDER WINDOW!

263
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:10,935
IT'S COMPLETELY COVERED
IN GRIME AND FILTH.

264
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,185
COOL.

265
00:13:13,435 --> 00:13:15,143
SMELL THAT AIR!

266
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:16,851
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL.

267
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,477
IS THE HIGH POINT OF OUR TOUR.

268
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,519
YOUR TOUR?

269
00:13:23,644 --> 00:13:24,935
THAT'S RIGHT.

270
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,893
WE'RE VISITING

271
00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:27,893
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

272
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:30,685
AND SO FAR,
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.

273
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,101
FAREWELL,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE FELLA.

274
00:13:33,227 --> 00:13:35,268
WE TRY THE CITY DUMP NEXT?

275
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:37,268
OH, BOY.

276
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,268
SO HOW'D IT GO?

277
00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:41,352
YOU'RE RIGHT.

278
00:13:41,477 --> 00:13:42,685
I'M SUCH A FAILURE.

279
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,477
- AWW.
SO, DO YOU GIVE UP?

280
00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:46,435
- YES.
- YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW?

281
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,185
- YES.
- HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

282
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,227
YOU WANT THE PATTY RECIPE,
THEN GO TO THE MAN WHO WROTE IT.

283
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:53,352
EUGENE KRABS.

284
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:54,727
RIGHT.

285
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,185
WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THAT BEFORE?

286
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,685
WITH MY MIND CONNECTOR,

287
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,685
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO READ KRABS' MIND,

288
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:04,477
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TEENY,
TINY, LITTLE BRAIN.

289
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,727
- WOW,
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

290
00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:07,769
WHOA!

291
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:10,769
UM, K-KAREN?

292
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:11,560
WHOA!

293
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,769
HOLD STILL.

294
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,018
MMPH!

295
00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:16,477
YOU'LL NEED THIS.

296
00:14:16,602 --> 00:14:20,060
TO ATTACH IT TO KRABS' BRAIN?

297
00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,185
LEAVE THAT TO ME, HON.

298
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,352
thwump!

299
00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:24,560
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.

300
00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:26,477
TARGET IN RANGE.

301
00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:28,185
LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED.

302
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,185
NO, WAIT!

303
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,143
THERE HE IS!

304
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:32,851
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

305
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,519
THIS IS IT!

306
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:37,976
MOVE IT!

307
00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:39,185
HA, HA!

308
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,101
YOU'RE MINE.

309
00:14:42,227 --> 00:14:43,685
HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT

310
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,268
OF YOU, MR. KRABS?

311
00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:46,851
NO!

312
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,101
AAH!

313
00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:49,935
OOF!

314
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,602
- I TOLD YA TO STOP PLAYIN'

315
00:14:51,727 --> 00:14:55,060
AND GET BACK TO WORK.

316
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,769
- UGH.
GREAT.

317
00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,851
PLANKTON, WHAT HAPPENED?

318
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,769
- THANKS TO YOUR BRILLIANT AIM,
HONEY,

319
00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:04,935
I'M STUCK INSIDE
THAT FOOL OF A FRY COOK.

320
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,935
- WELL, HONEY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO CHANGE PLANS.

321
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,519
AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE.

322
00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:17,685
HUH?

323
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,935
HEY, SQUIDWARD,
WE BLEW A FUSE.

324
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:20,644
- I'M GONNA BLOW A FUSE
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT ORDER UP.

325
00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:24,018
IT WORKS!

326
00:15:24,143 --> 00:15:26,769
SPONGEBOB SEES.

327
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,227
- HEY, CAN SOMEBODY HIT
THE LIGHTS?

328
00:15:28,352 --> 00:15:30,851
- SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S
THE KRABBY PATTY FOR ORDER 17?

329
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,268
OH, SQUIDWARD, IS THAT YOU?

330
00:15:32,393 --> 00:15:33,352
OH, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE.

331
00:15:33,477 --> 00:15:34,727
I CAN'T SEE A THING.

332
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,851
THE KRABBY PATTY?

333
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,310
SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.

334
00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:40,769
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.

335
00:15:40,893 --> 00:15:42,393
- HE'S GOING TO MAKE

336
00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,602
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

337
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:45,602
- OH, NOW,
WHERE ARE THOSE PATTIES?

338
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:46,519
NO, NUH-UH.

339
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:47,685
NUH, NO.

340
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,769
AH, THERE YOU ARE, PATTY!

341
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,018
AND A SQUIRT OF SPECIAL SAUCE.

342
00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:56,477
- HEH, HEH,
SPECIAL SAUCE.

343
00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:58,227
WAIT,
SOAP IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE?

344
00:15:58,352 --> 00:15:59,893
SOME LETTUCE.

345
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:03,435
AND VOILA!

346
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,310
ONE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY!

347
00:16:05,435 --> 00:16:07,602
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS.

348
00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:09,519
NUMBER 17, YOUR PATTY IS READY.

349
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:10,685
WHOA.

350
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,018
WATCH YOUR STEP, SQUIDWARD.

351
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:13,851
IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT HERE.

352
00:16:13,976 --> 00:16:16,310
- DON'T KNOW;
DON'T WANT TO.

353
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,227
ORDER NUMBER 17.

354
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,185
ORDER NUMBER 17?

355
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,810
ORDER 17?

356
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:24,644
NOPE.

357
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:26,101
HMMM, NO.

358
00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:27,352
thwack!

359
00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:28,352
ORDER 17?

360
00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:37,769
ORDER 17.

361
00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:39,185
YOUR KRABBY PATTY, MA'AM.

362
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,602
THAT'S IT.

363
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:43,060
I'M TRYING SOMETHING ELSE.

364
00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:43,935
boing!

365
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,560
WHERE ARE THOSE EARDRUMS?

366
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:48,976
HEY, THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.

367
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:51,769
AAH!

368
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:55,393
MR. KRABS.

369
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,268
HELP ME, MR. KRABS.

370
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:59,268
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW
TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.

371
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,185
THE SECRET RECIPE AGAIN.

372
00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:04,644
FINALLY, THE EAR DRUM.

373
00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:06,060
WHEW.

374
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,310
NOW, I'LL JUST UNPLUG
THIS THING.

375
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,060
NEED A LITTLE REFRESHER, EH?

376
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,268
OKAY, BOY.

377
00:17:12,393 --> 00:17:13,810
I'LL RUN THROUGH

378
00:17:13,935 --> 00:17:14,976
ONE MORE TIME.

379
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:15,810
FIRST...

380
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:24,268
- LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN TUNE IN HERE.

381
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:25,976
HMM.

382
00:17:26,101 --> 00:17:29,143
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...

383
00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:30,727
JACKPOT!

384
00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:31,727
HUH?

385
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,435
I SAID,

386
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,101
FORMULA IS...

387
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,976
A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE?

388
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,976
FORMULA IS...

389
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,227
- WHAT?
- HOLD ON.

390
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,935
HERE IT COMES.

391
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:50,060
FORMULA IS...

392
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,060
AAAAH!

393
00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:53,310
DNNH!

394
00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:54,769
UUGH!

395
00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,519
WOOMPH.

396
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,477
I HATE MY LIFE!

397
00:17:58,602 --> 00:18:00,060
IS THIS THING LOUD ENOUGH?

398
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:01,810
- OH, SURE,
I CAN HEAR YOU FINE NOW.

399
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:04,185
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?

400
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,227
- OH, IT, UH—

401
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,810
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T REMEMBER.

402
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:07,769
ME NEITHER.

403
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:08,769
SO WE GOOD?

404
00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:10,352
YEAH.

405
00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:11,477
- GET OUT.
- OKAY!

406
00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:14,101
THESE PETTY CARNAL SENSES.

407
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,060
IF I'M GOING TO GET
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE,

408
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,519
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO
TO COMMAND CENTRAL...

409
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,060
THE BRAIN.

410
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:23,851
honk!

411
00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:28,644
UGH!

412
00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,727
HI, FRIEND.

413
00:18:30,851 --> 00:18:32,851
IDIOTIC COMMENTS?

414
00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:35,685
SUPERFICIAL GREETINGS?

415
00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:40,310
PERSONAL OPINIONS?

416
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:41,810
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?

417
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,060
NO, NO, NO, NO!

418
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:45,101
THIS IS ALL USELESS!

419
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,851
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN DEEPER.

420
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:50,185
squish!

421
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,185
UGH.

422
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,310
WHERE AM I?

423
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,310
EW.

424
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:05,060
THAT'S DISGUSTING.

425
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,018
NOW, WHERE DO MORONS
KEEP ALL THEIR SECRETS?

426
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:10,560
NOPE.

427
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:17,018
DOESN'T THIS KID
HAVE ANY SECRETS?

428
00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:17,893
AHA!

429
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,560
THE LIBRARY,

430
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:22,143
OF HIS EVERY THOUGHT.

431
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,519
ALL OF HIS DEEPEST,
JUICIEST SECRETS.

432
00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:33,644
ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

433
00:19:33,769 --> 00:19:35,227
LOOK AT THAT.

434
00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:37,976
"Q,"R,"S."

435
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:41,769
"SOUNDS THAT MAKE
SQUIDWARD UPSET"?

436
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,352
- "PATRICK'S FAVORITE PLACES
TO BE SCRATCHED"?

437
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:53,519
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

438
00:19:53,644 --> 00:19:55,519
- UH, UH,
SCRATCHING!

439
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:59,227
- AAGH, ALL OF THESE SECRETS
ARE LAME.

440
00:19:59,352 --> 00:20:00,602
WAIT A MINUTE.

441
00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:02,851
WHAT'S THIS?

442
00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:05,685
ISN'T IN THE BRAIN?

443
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,227
IT'S LOCATED IN THE HEART.

444
00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,227
HOW CHEESY.

445
00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:15,352
thwump!

446
00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:16,352
UGH.

447
00:20:16,477 --> 00:20:17,976
UH.

448
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:21,060
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.

449
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:22,810
YES, YES, YES!

450
00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:23,893
HERE IT IS!

451
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,101
MY MOUTH IS WATERING.

452
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,143
MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING.

453
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,810
MM, MM.
OH, YEAH.

454
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:37,268
IT FEELS SO GOOD.

455
00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:39,101
TO MY FINGER...

456
00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:41,227
STUMPS.

457
00:20:41,352 --> 00:20:44,143
TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY.

458
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:45,851
AND IT'S ALL MINE!

459
00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:50,935
HWUH.

460
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,435
OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD.

461
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,143
LIKE I WAS SAYING,

462
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:58,060
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

463
00:20:58,185 --> 00:21:00,101
HWUH.

464
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:01,268
WHO SAID THAT?

465
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:07,560
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

466
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:09,435
SO WARM AND...

467
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,101
FUZZY.

468
00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:12,393
IT'S—

469
00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:14,352
pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

470
00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:16,393
IT'S...

471
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:17,810
ping! ping! ping!

472
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,310
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

473
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:33,393
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY.

474
00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:34,727
YOU GOT THE RECIPE?

475
00:21:34,851 --> 00:21:36,227
I SURE DID.

476
00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:37,727
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

477
00:21:37,851 --> 00:21:39,143
TO THE CHUM BUCKET.

478
00:21:39,268 --> 00:21:42,893
- KAREN, WOULDN'T THAT
BE STEALING?

479
00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:44,268
- WHAT?
STEALING?

480
00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:48,227
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

481
00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:49,352
OH, BROTHER.

482
00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:50,352
beep!

483
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,893
thwack!

484
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,310
HEY, EVERYBODY!

485
00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:02,893
WAIT, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

486
00:22:05,268 --> 00:22:07,310
NOW, WHAT WAS IT?

487
00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:10,393
thwack!

488
00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:17,519
pop!

489
00:22:17,644 --> 00:22:18,519
hiss!

490
00:22:18,644 --> 00:22:20,185
HUH?

491
00:22:27,685 --> 00:22:28,519
pop!

492
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,268
pop!

493
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,435
pop!

494
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:35,101
sproing!

495
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:42,435
OH, WELL.

496
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,060
NEVER MIND.

497
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,435
thwack!

498
00:22:53,477 --> 00:22:56,101
WELL, WHERE'S THE RECIPE?

499
00:22:56,227 --> 00:22:57,185
THE WHAT?

500
00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,310
I KNEW YOU'D LOUSE THIS UP.

501
00:23:00,435 --> 00:23:01,435
LOUSE WHAT UP?

502
00:23:05,143 --> 00:23:07,893
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