1 00:00:01,295 --> 00:00:05,128 UH... 2 00:00:06,337 --> 00:00:07,878 SPONGEBOB, ORDER. 3 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:08,753 OH. 4 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:12,795 ONE DOUBLE KRABBY PATTY, EVERYTHING ON IT. 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:13,795 ONE ORDER OF KELP FRIES. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,753 ONE— 7 00:00:15,795 --> 00:00:17,961 SQUIDWARD, WHAT SIZE KELP FRIES ARE THESE? 8 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:20,961 UH... 9 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,170 MEDIUM. 10 00:00:22,295 --> 00:00:23,795 COMING RIGHT UP. 11 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:50,629 - NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FAST FOOD. 12 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:53,420 - SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBARUB? 13 00:00:54,836 --> 00:00:56,629 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBARUB? 14 00:00:56,753 --> 00:00:59,087 OH, I'M NOT SURE, MR. KRABS. 15 00:00:59,212 --> 00:01:00,753 THE CUSTOMER'S ORDER, 16 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:03,295 IN THIS GREASE SLICK. 17 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:05,170 I THINK I MAY BE HURT REAL BAD. 18 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:06,212 GREASE SLICK, EH? 19 00:01:09,253 --> 00:01:10,545 OH, WHAT IS IT? 20 00:01:10,753 --> 00:01:14,128 - THAT, ME BOY, IS A GREASE TRAP. 21 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:16,836 - IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE NOBODY'S CLEANED OUT THE TRAP IN A WHILE. 22 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:18,629 - YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE RIGHT. 23 00:01:18,753 --> 00:01:21,087 BUT THAT'S A BIG JOB, 24 00:01:24,462 --> 00:01:26,836 COULD DO FOR NO EXTRA PAY. 25 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:30,795 YEAH! 26 00:01:34,504 --> 00:01:36,212 HMM, NOTHING'S COMING OUT. 27 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:37,295 MR. KRABS, MAY I SEE THAT? 28 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:38,961 SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 29 00:01:46,253 --> 00:01:47,629 HMM. 30 00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:50,128 YEAH, MAYBE I WASN'T DOING IT RIGHT. 31 00:01:50,253 --> 00:01:51,212 OH, NEVER MIND. 32 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:52,170 I WAS. 33 00:01:55,753 --> 00:01:57,961 YEAH, NOTHING LIKE A LONG NIGHT 34 00:01:58,087 --> 00:01:59,504 TO PUT SOME HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST, EH, MR. KRABS? 35 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:01,087 WHAT? 36 00:02:01,212 --> 00:02:03,504 - WELL, NOW THAT WE GOT THE OLD GREASE TRAP CLEANED OUT, 37 00:02:03,629 --> 00:02:05,295 WITH ALL THIS EXCESS GREASE? 38 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,961 HMM. 39 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:08,961 RIGHT BEHIND THERE. 40 00:02:15,753 --> 00:02:17,836 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 41 00:02:21,462 --> 00:02:24,045 - MR. KRABS, ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS LEGAL? 42 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,170 "LEGAL"? 43 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:26,337 YEAH, LEGAL. 44 00:02:26,462 --> 00:02:27,753 HMM. 45 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,836 HUH? 46 00:02:33,961 --> 00:02:34,795 OW! 47 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,629 WHAT THE? 48 00:02:38,878 --> 00:02:40,337 AND FALLEN IN. 49 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,961 EW, IT REEKS. 50 00:02:44,087 --> 00:02:47,545 BUT IT TASTES DELICIOUS! 51 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:50,128 DARN IT, I ALMOST HAD AN IDEA. 52 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,420 OH, I DO. 53 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:53,087 I DO HAVE AN IDEA. 54 00:02:54,545 --> 00:02:55,587 PLANKTON! 55 00:02:55,753 --> 00:02:57,337 COMING, DEAR. 56 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:01,961 - SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG, SQUIDWARD. 57 00:03:02,087 --> 00:03:04,878 - AND IT'S TAKEN YOU THIS LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT? 58 00:03:05,003 --> 00:03:07,753 OF CUSTOMERS ALL MORNING. 59 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:09,545 SO? 60 00:03:09,753 --> 00:03:11,961 - SO I'M GONNA GO FIND OUT WHAT THAT RASCAL'S UP TO. 61 00:03:12,087 --> 00:03:13,087 'SCUSE ME. 62 00:03:13,212 --> 00:03:14,128 'SCUSE ME. 63 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:15,753 COMING THROUGH. 64 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,753 WHAT THE? 65 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:21,753 "TRY PLANKTON'S NEW DELICIOUS CHUMMY PATTIES, 66 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:24,212 NOW WITH EDIBLE FLAVOR"? 67 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:29,337 IS GOING ON HERE. 68 00:03:29,462 --> 00:03:31,753 - NEXT CHUM-STOMER PLEASE. 69 00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:37,545 WELL, WELL, EUGENE KRABS. 70 00:03:37,753 --> 00:03:41,295 MOTHER-IN-LAW, PLANKTON. 71 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,753 FORMULA, 72 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:43,920 AND I WANT IT BACK. 73 00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:46,295 - OH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, KRABS. 74 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:48,462 BUT I'VE DONE NO SUCH THING. 75 00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:50,545 I'M SIMPLY USING A GIFT 76 00:03:50,753 --> 00:03:52,753 TO MAKE MY CHUM TASTE GOOD. 77 00:03:52,836 --> 00:03:54,920 A GIFT? 78 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:57,045 - IT'S ALMOST AS IF I HAD 79 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,003 FROM THE FLAVOR FAIRY. 80 00:03:59,128 --> 00:04:03,045 - BE THAT AS IT MAY, PLANKTON, IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. 81 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,753 WHAT? 82 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,920 - SPONGEBOB, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 83 00:04:07,045 --> 00:04:08,920 - BUT MR. KRABS, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 84 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:09,961 NEVER MIND THAT NOW. 85 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:11,128 FOR YOU. 86 00:04:11,253 --> 00:04:13,045 NOW, FROM NOW ON, 87 00:04:15,878 --> 00:04:17,545 ONE FOR THE PATTY ITSELF, 88 00:04:17,753 --> 00:04:19,878 JUST FOR THE GREASE. 89 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,795 ONTO THE FIRST ONE, AND VOILA. 90 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:29,878 IT'S A DELUXE KRABBY PATTY WITH EXTRA FLAVOR. 91 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,753 - MR. KRABS, DO YOU THINK 92 00:04:32,795 --> 00:04:34,753 ALL THIS GREASE? 93 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:36,295 UNHEALTHY? 94 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,003 BOY, DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU? 95 00:04:38,128 --> 00:04:39,753 TELL ME WHAT? 96 00:04:39,795 --> 00:04:43,504 AND A BURDEN TO OTHERS. 97 00:04:45,212 --> 00:04:46,295 LITTLE LOWER. 98 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,295 LITTLE MORE. 99 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:48,587 MORE, LITTLE MORE. 100 00:04:48,753 --> 00:04:50,420 OKAY, A LITTLE TO THE LEFT NOW. 101 00:04:50,545 --> 00:04:51,753 UP A BIT. 102 00:04:51,878 --> 00:04:52,878 OKAY, WAIT, THAT'S TOO FAR. 103 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:54,045 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. 104 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,629 RIGHT THERE. 105 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:58,253 - MR. KRABS, I HOPE WHATEVER YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT 106 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:01,629 THAN MY MID-MORNING NAP. 107 00:05:01,753 --> 00:05:02,795 - JUST HANGING A NEW SIGN, SQUIDWARD. 108 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:07,920 JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED. 109 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:09,295 SHH. 110 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,920 OKAY, A LITTLE HIGHER NOW. 111 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:11,961 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 112 00:05:12,087 --> 00:05:12,961 WHAT? 113 00:05:13,087 --> 00:05:13,920 THERE, RIGHT UP THERE. 114 00:05:14,045 --> 00:05:15,003 WHERE? 115 00:05:15,128 --> 00:05:15,961 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 116 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:17,128 A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT. 117 00:05:17,253 --> 00:05:18,587 OKAY, I SEE IT. 118 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,379 - THERE'S A NEW SIGN UP AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 119 00:05:21,504 --> 00:05:22,920 IT SAYS THEY'RE SERVING 120 00:05:23,045 --> 00:05:26,212 A DELUXE KRABBY PATTY. 121 00:05:26,337 --> 00:05:27,753 THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS. 122 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,087 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 123 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:32,087 I'M GONNA TRY ONE. 124 00:05:32,212 --> 00:05:34,753 - NEXT CHUM-STOMER IN LINE, PLEASE. 125 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,753 HELLO? 126 00:05:39,587 --> 00:05:41,753 THESE ARE DELICIOUS. 127 00:05:41,795 --> 00:05:43,128 YOU'RE RIGHT. 128 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:45,836 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT MAKES THEM TASTE SO GOOD. 129 00:05:45,961 --> 00:05:47,212 WELL, WELL, WELL. 130 00:05:50,629 --> 00:05:52,462 TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. 131 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:54,420 BUT HE'S A BIGGER FOOL 132 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:55,878 IF HE THINKS OL' PLANKTON 133 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:57,878 LYING DOWN. 134 00:05:58,003 --> 00:05:58,920 OH. 135 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:02,753 MAN, AM I STUFFED. 136 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,337 ME TOO. 137 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:07,003 WAS SO SWIMMING GOOD, 138 00:06:07,128 --> 00:06:08,420 I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE. 139 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:09,587 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 140 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:10,587 HOLD IT. 141 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:11,878 WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY? 142 00:06:12,003 --> 00:06:13,003 IT LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS, 143 00:06:13,128 --> 00:06:14,753 "ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES 144 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:16,504 GOODNESS." 145 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:24,629 QUADRUPLE GOODNESS? 146 00:06:24,753 --> 00:06:26,379 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 147 00:06:28,961 --> 00:06:30,836 AS POSSIBLE. 148 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:31,878 WELL, OKAY, MR. KRABS. 149 00:06:32,003 --> 00:06:33,504 I NEVER TURN THE GRILL OFF, 150 00:06:33,629 --> 00:06:35,337 THAN THAT, IF YOU WANT. 151 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,920 - UH, I DON'T REALLY SEE WHAT— 152 00:06:38,045 --> 00:06:38,961 WHOOP! 153 00:06:39,087 --> 00:06:40,462 MERMAID'S MOLLUSK. 154 00:06:40,587 --> 00:06:41,587 YAH. 155 00:06:41,753 --> 00:06:44,212 IS THIS? 156 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,128 SORRY, MR. KRABS. 157 00:06:46,253 --> 00:06:48,003 INTO OUR VAT OF EXTRA GREASE. 158 00:06:48,128 --> 00:06:50,504 WELL, THEY'VE BEEN SOAKING IN THERE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. 159 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:56,587 YUMMY BUNZ, HUH? 160 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,045 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY 161 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,003 A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT, KRABS, 162 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,170 HEARS ABOUT MY NEWEST CREATION. 163 00:07:03,295 --> 00:07:05,045 CREATION? 164 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:08,003 MY SCANNER SHOWS THAT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A BURNED GREASE CRUMB. 165 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,045 YOU'RE RIGHT. 166 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:11,212 AND IT'S PACKED WITH FLAVOR. 167 00:07:11,337 --> 00:07:13,504 CRISPITY CRUNCHITIES? 168 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:14,462 OH, WOW! 169 00:07:18,961 --> 00:07:21,045 PEEYEW, MR. KRABS. 170 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,961 HUH? 171 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:24,795 - DON'T YOU USUALLY FLUSH THAT STUFF DOWN THE TOILET? 172 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,379 THIS IS OUR LATEST PRODUCT. 173 00:07:27,504 --> 00:07:31,003 IT'S PURE GREASE ON A PAPER PLATE. 174 00:07:31,128 --> 00:07:32,587 - I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR HONESTY. 175 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:39,587 - SPONGEBOB, GET THOSE SEVEN ORDERS OF WOW! SOUP 176 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:41,212 OUT TO TABLE THREE PRONTO. 177 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:42,836 CUSTOMERS HAPPY, 178 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:44,753 WILL STEAL THEM BACK. 179 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:55,212 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? 180 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:56,961 TO TABLE THREE. 181 00:07:57,087 --> 00:07:58,504 OKAY. 182 00:07:59,753 --> 00:08:01,836 - SPONGEBOB! - SIR, YES, SIR. 183 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:03,753 THAT SOUP TO TABLE THREE, 184 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:06,253 AND WALKS THERE ITSELF? 185 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:08,003 - ACTUALLY, MR. KRABS, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 186 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:10,295 AND, WELL, DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE 187 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,379 HAS GONE A BIT TOO FAR? 188 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,878 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, SPONGEBOB? 189 00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:19,087 AND GET BACK TO WORK. 190 00:08:19,212 --> 00:08:25,212 CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY. 191 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:26,379 PATRICK! 192 00:08:26,504 --> 00:08:27,420 OH, NO. 193 00:08:27,545 --> 00:08:30,295 NOT MY BEST FRIEND TOO. 194 00:08:41,462 --> 00:08:43,003 OH, NO. 195 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:44,295 THE HEALTH INSPECTOR? 196 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:45,753 OH, NO. 197 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:48,003 THE HEALTH INSPECTOR? 198 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,170 A HEALTH INSPECTOR? 199 00:08:51,295 --> 00:08:52,753 IT WAS ME, SIR. 200 00:08:52,795 --> 00:08:55,045 TO TELL YOU THAT, WELL, 201 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,587 AND MR. KRABS HAVE BEEN— 202 00:08:58,753 --> 00:08:59,795 THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE— 203 00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:02,420 THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE— 204 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:03,420 THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE— 205 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,212 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 206 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,128 NOTHING, MR. INSPECTOR. 207 00:09:09,253 --> 00:09:11,753 - THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE— 208 00:09:11,878 --> 00:09:15,795 BETWEEN OLD... 209 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,337 - F-F-F 210 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,212 - F-F-F— FRIENDS? 211 00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:21,920 FRIENDS, RIGHT. 212 00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:26,587 THEY'RE FEEDING PEOPLE GREASE. 213 00:09:26,711 --> 00:09:30,961 - WELL, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THIS HORRIBLE STENCH. 214 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:32,587 ONE OF YOU TWO 215 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,545 HADN'T SHOWERED IN A WHILE. 216 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:39,420 - OFFICER, OFFICER, I WOULD JUST 217 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:42,003 THAT THIS WAS ALL HIS IDEA, ALL OF IT. 218 00:09:42,128 --> 00:09:43,420 OH, REALLY? 219 00:09:43,545 --> 00:09:45,379 WELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 220 00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:47,462 I'LL BE ORDERING 221 00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:52,711 CAN CLEAN UP YOUR ACT. 222 00:09:52,836 --> 00:09:53,795 GOOD DAY. 223 00:09:57,836 --> 00:09:59,753 WELL, I'M TAKING A BATH. 224 00:09:59,878 --> 00:10:02,878 THE END OF AN ERA. 225 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,337 - NO, IT'S NOT THE END, MR. KRABS. 226 00:10:05,462 --> 00:10:09,462 - IT IS, UNLESS I CAN FIND A WAY TO GET THIS GREASE SOAKED UP. 227 00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:11,337 WAIT A MINUTE. 228 00:10:11,462 --> 00:10:13,212 DID YOU SAY SOAKED UP? 229 00:10:13,337 --> 00:10:15,087 - OH, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 230 00:10:15,212 --> 00:10:15,961 YOU'LL SEE. 231 00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:22,753 HUH? 232 00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:25,795 OH, IT WAS ALL A DREAM. 233 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,753 NO, IT WASN'T, MR. KRABS. 234 00:10:30,295 --> 00:10:31,462 FROM THE SURROUNDING AREA, 235 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,836 AND I'M GONNA GO DISPOSE OF THEM PROPERLY. 236 00:10:33,961 --> 00:10:36,212 THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GREASE FREE. 237 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:38,753 PATRICK, NO. 238 00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:42,462 CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES. 239 00:10:42,587 --> 00:10:43,420 STOP IT. 240 00:10:43,545 --> 00:10:44,420 STOP IT. 241 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:45,420 GO AWAY. 242 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,920 NO, NO! 243 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:02,295 YOU'RE NOTHING. 244 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,045 TO SCARE ME, 245 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,753 MR. MIRROR? 246 00:11:06,795 --> 00:11:09,795 I'VE MET SARDINES TOUGHER THAN YOU ARE. 247 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,961 TIME TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE. 248 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,379 LOOKING GOOD, MIRROR. 249 00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:24,295 SORRY ABOUT THE HARSH WORDS. 250 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,087 NOW TO ATTACK THESE FLOORS. 251 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,087 ARE YOU KIDDING? 252 00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:31,504 HE'S AN ABSOLUTELY TREASURE TO HAVE AROUND THE RESTAURANT. 253 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:33,753 - OH, SOUNDS LIKE MR. KRABS 254 00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:35,253 AGAIN TO HIS ASSOCIATES. 255 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:37,295 - AND HE'S BEEN WITH ME FOR SUCH A LONG TIME NOW. 256 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,212 I HAVE. 257 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:42,379 - BUT I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET THE LITTLE GUY GO TODAY. 258 00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,295 - YEP, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO— 259 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:44,295 WHAT? 260 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,753 "LET THE LITTLE GUY GO"? 261 00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:47,003 LITTLE GUY, WHO'S THE LITTLE GUY? 262 00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,753 SQUIDWARD. 263 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,462 OOH, I AM TALLER. 264 00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:56,045 YOU'RE THE LITTLE GUY, SQUIDSY. 265 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,753 NO. 266 00:11:57,836 --> 00:11:59,753 CALLING ME SQUIDSY. 267 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:01,753 - OH, SQUIDWARD LOOKED TALLER THERE FOR A SECOND. 268 00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:03,045 ACCURATE MEASUREMENT. 269 00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:06,795 YOU'RE DOING? 270 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,379 - OH, JUST SEEING WHICH ONE OF US IS THE LITTLE GUY. 271 00:12:10,504 --> 00:12:12,045 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS YOU. 272 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,170 NO, I'M NOT. 273 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:14,961 SQUIDWARD, WAIT. 274 00:12:15,087 --> 00:12:17,212 WE HAVEN'T MEASURED WITH MY LEGS AT FULL EXTENSION YET. 275 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,836 I DON'T CARE. 276 00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:20,045 NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. 277 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,337 - YOU'LL CARE 278 00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:22,920 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE LITTLE GUY. 279 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:24,253 WHOA! 280 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,253 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 281 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,961 I NEED TO FACE THE FACTS, 282 00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:30,753 THAT I'M THE LITTLE GUY, 283 00:12:30,878 --> 00:12:33,379 AND THAT MR. KRABS IS LETTING ME GO TODAY. 284 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,170 KRABS IS LETTING YOU GO TODAY? 285 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:39,629 AS IN, I WON'T HAVE TO WORK WITH YOU EVER AGAIN? 286 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,379 - GOOD-BYE, KRUSTY KRAB. 287 00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:47,128 GOOD-BYE, LIFE AS I KNOW IT. 288 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,253 - YEAH, AS MUCH AS I DON'T LIKE DOING IT, 289 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:53,629 I HAVE TO LET HIM GO. 290 00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,462 GOTTEN TOO BIG FOR HIS CAGE. 291 00:12:57,295 --> 00:12:58,253 GO ON, LITTLE GUY. 292 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,587 FLY AWAY. 293 00:12:59,753 --> 00:13:00,753 YOU'LL BE MISSED. 294 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:13,545 OH, WHAT'S THE USE, GARY? 295 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,420 I'VE LOST THE WILL TO GO ON. 296 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,629 I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING ON! 297 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:24,212 HI, PATRICK. 298 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:28,045 - OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FIT OF SELF-LOATHING, SPONGEBOB. 299 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,295 I'M JUST BORROWING YOUR REFRIGERATOR AGAIN. 300 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:31,379 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS? 301 00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:33,420 NOTHING; IT'S JUST EMPTY. 302 00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:35,961 OH, GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT. 303 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:38,587 OF PURCHASING FOOD FOR MYSELF, 304 00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:40,629 I DO NOT NEED A REFRIGERATOR. 305 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,212 - DON'T GET DOWN ON YOURSELF, BUDDY. 306 00:13:43,337 --> 00:13:45,379 FOR ME. 307 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,212 OH, NO, I CAN'T, PATRICK. 308 00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:48,961 I LOST MY JOB TODAY. 309 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,295 I WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY FOOD FOR YOU 310 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:53,961 OR FOR GARY OR FOR ANYBODY. 311 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,170 OH, NO! 312 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,795 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 313 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,295 - I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW! 314 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,587 I'VE BEEN A FRY COOK FOR SO LONG. 315 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:03,295 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE. 316 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,836 I KNOW, SPONGEBOB. 317 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,836 WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB. 318 00:14:07,961 --> 00:14:09,128 KICK BACK. 319 00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:12,253 WATCH SOME TV, 320 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,961 OF DRINKABLE SAUSAGE. 321 00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,379 GOOD, GARY. 322 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:20,920 OPENINGS IN THE CLASSIFIEDS. 323 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:23,462 BOO! 324 00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:26,128 A LITTLE OUT OF DATE. 325 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:28,045 I BETTER GET SOME FRESH ONES. 326 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:30,128 LAWYER, NO, TOO MUCH ARGUING. 327 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,587 STUNT DRIVER, DON'T HAVE A BOATING LICENSE. 328 00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:35,003 ASTRONAUT, DON'T LIKE FOOD IN A BAG. 329 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:36,253 OH, THIS ONE SOUNDS INTERESTING. 330 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,045 "BANK TELLER NEEDED." 331 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,128 THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH OF A STRETCH FROM FRY COOKING. 332 00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:43,045 20, 40, 60, 80, 90 333 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,753 95, 96, 97. 334 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,753 ORDER UP. 335 00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:00,753 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS? 336 00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:03,337 CLAMSHELLS. 337 00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:04,795 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, BOY? 338 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,753 TO BUILD ME A HOUSE, 339 00:15:06,795 --> 00:15:08,128 NOT A SANDWICH. 340 00:15:09,295 --> 00:15:10,629 OH! 341 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,753 - I GUESS I'M NOT A CARPENTER, PATRICK. 342 00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:21,087 THAT FEELS NATURAL, 343 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:25,337 SOMETHING THAT SAYS, "THIS IS A JOB FOR A SPONGE." 344 00:15:25,462 --> 00:15:26,961 A JOB LIKE THAT, PATRICK? 345 00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:28,753 NOPE. 346 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:29,920 OH, BUT YES! 347 00:15:30,045 --> 00:15:31,379 IT'S SO OBVIOUS. 348 00:15:31,504 --> 00:15:33,003 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 349 00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:34,212 THEY NEED A FRY COOK. 350 00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:35,420 I CAN'T, PATRICK. 351 00:15:35,545 --> 00:15:36,587 THAT'S THE JOB I GOT FIRED FROM. 352 00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:37,629 REMEMBER? 353 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,087 OH. 354 00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:42,170 TO THE SPONGE BEHIND YOU. 355 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:43,545 HE LOOKS HAPPY. 356 00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:45,587 - THAT'S JUST A BILLBOARD, PATRICK. 357 00:15:45,753 --> 00:15:48,462 - WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB AS A BILLBOARD? 358 00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:50,753 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. 359 00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:54,295 TO BE A SPONGE MODEL. 360 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,753 FINE, DO IT YOUR WAY. 361 00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:00,087 WOW. 362 00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:02,212 WHAT A SETUP. 363 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,379 I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK. 364 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,462 MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE. 365 00:16:05,587 --> 00:16:07,462 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE THE TALENT. 366 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,753 OH, YOU HAVE THE TALENT. 367 00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:12,545 THE NATURAL ABILITY? 368 00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:13,504 - YEAH, BUT— 369 00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:14,961 WAIT, ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING? 370 00:16:15,087 --> 00:16:16,920 - WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT? - WAIT! 371 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,753 I CAN'T DO THIS, PATRICK. 372 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,753 WHAT IF I DON'T STACK UP TO THE COMPETITION? 373 00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:22,961 MR. KRABS FOR MY OLD JOB BACK. 374 00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:24,253 NO WAY. 375 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,462 IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW. 376 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:27,545 KRABS DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. 377 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,753 TO PROVE YOU DON'T NEED HIM. 378 00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:33,753 AND EARN ME SOME GROCERIES. 379 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:39,629 FOR THE SPONGE MODEL ROLE. 380 00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:42,087 - WELL, WELL, "WANT" IS A STRONG WORD. 381 00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,753 I'D LIKE AN AUDITION, 382 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,212 BUT IF YOU'VE ALREADY CAST IT, THAT'S FINE. 383 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,629 HAVE YOU CAST IT? I THINK SHE'S ALREADY CAST IT. 384 00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:47,878 - WE BETTER GO, PATRICK. - HOLD IT. 385 00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,253 YOU WANT THE AUDITION, KID? 386 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,128 - YOU GOT IT. - I DID? 387 00:16:51,253 --> 00:16:52,961 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 388 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:54,545 OKAY, HERE GOES. 389 00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:57,170 PATRICK, PLEASE? 390 00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:58,504 ding! 391 00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:02,420 SORRY. 392 00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:10,629 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 393 00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:12,128 LET'S GET ON WITH THIS TRAIN WRECK. 394 00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:13,753 OKAY, GETTING ON IT. 395 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:28,961 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 396 00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:29,878 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 397 00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:31,003 HOW'D I DO? 398 00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:32,253 HORRIBLY. 399 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,629 I'VE SEEN CLAMS WITH MORE TALENT THAN YOU. 400 00:17:35,753 --> 00:17:38,253 CALLS FOR A REAL SPONGE, 401 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,753 THE PART IS YOURS. 402 00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:41,836 HERE'S THE SCRIPT. 403 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,337 AT 10:00. 404 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,295 DON'T BE LATE. 405 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:49,253 CAN MAKE IT IN THIS TOWN. 406 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:51,087 I AM GONNA BE A STAR! 407 00:17:56,462 --> 00:17:58,462 - I'M STANDING HERE WITH THE NEW FACE OF TELEVISION, 408 00:17:58,587 --> 00:18:00,753 MR. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 409 00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:03,753 I'M SURE THE VIEWING AUDIENCE WOULD LOVE TO KNOW, 410 00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:05,961 THE NEXT BIG THING? 411 00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,337 FANTASTIC. 412 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,836 SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB! 413 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:13,128 SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB! 414 00:18:13,253 --> 00:18:15,337 SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB! 415 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,128 SPONGEBOB. 416 00:18:17,253 --> 00:18:19,337 HEY, SPONGEBOB, YOU SAY SOMETHING? 417 00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:21,003 OH, YES, I DID, PATRICK. 418 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:23,045 I SAID, "YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW FACE OF TELEVISION." 419 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,587 ALL RIGHT. 420 00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:26,253 - WELL, BETTER GO HOME AND GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. 421 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:28,587 YEAH, BEAUTY SLEEP! 422 00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:30,003 THAT'S RIGHT. 423 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:31,920 AT A CHANGED SPONGE. 424 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,003 BUT DON'T WORRY. 425 00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:34,212 I WON'T FORGET ALL THE PEOPLE 426 00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:35,045 ON THE WAY UP. 427 00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,337 - AFTERNOON, BOY-O. 428 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,961 OH, JUST AS I WAS SAYING. 429 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,878 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY HUMBLE START. 430 00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:42,128 I WON'T FORGET YOU. 431 00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:43,920 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 432 00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:46,629 OH, PROBABLY JUST NONSENSE AND BABBLING, AS USUAL. 433 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,379 - PATRICK, WHEN NEXT YOU SEE ME, IT SHALL BE ON THE TELEVISION. 434 00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:58,795 OH, YOU'RE BACK. 435 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,003 - A STAR'S FIRST DAY IS HIS MOST IMPORTANT. 436 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:03,045 - GREAT, LET ME SEE IF THEY'RE READY ON SET. 437 00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,045 SPONGEBOB'S HERE, SIR. 438 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,170 UH-HUH, OKAY, GREAT. 439 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:05,920 OKAY, YOU CAN GO RIGHT IN. 440 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:06,878 YOW! 441 00:19:09,629 --> 00:19:11,920 I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. DIRECTOR. 442 00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:13,504 VERY WELL. 443 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,212 LOSE THE PANTS! 444 00:19:18,836 --> 00:19:20,420 HANS, WHERE'S MY STAR? 445 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,087 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 446 00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:26,087 WH-WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING? 447 00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:27,795 IN THIS SCENE, 448 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,170 BATHROOM FIXTURES. 449 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,462 OKAY. 450 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,170 SO WHERE'S MY CLEANING UTENSIL? 451 00:19:33,295 --> 00:19:34,170 ACH, DU LIEBER. 452 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:35,420 DON'T YOU GET IT? 453 00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,961 YOU ARE THE CLEANING UTENSIL. 454 00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:39,795 ROLL SPIED! 455 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,045 - NEW SPONGE COMMERCIAL, TAKE ONE. 456 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,420 ACTION! 457 00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:45,920 OH, NO. 458 00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:48,087 YOUR BATHROOM IS A DISASTER. 459 00:19:48,212 --> 00:19:51,420 WITH THE NEW SPONGE. 460 00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:58,087 WITH NEW SPONGE. 461 00:19:58,212 --> 00:20:00,003 IT CLEANS SINKS. 462 00:20:02,878 --> 00:20:05,087 JUST LOOK AT THAT SHINE! 463 00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:06,295 splat! 464 00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,753 GRIME AND GRIT. 465 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:14,753 NEW SPONGE ALSO CLEANS SHOWERS. 466 00:20:14,878 --> 00:20:15,961 WHOA! 467 00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:17,295 WHOA! 468 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,753 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 469 00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:21,170 THAT TILE LOOKS GOOD AS NEW. 470 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,753 BUT BEST OF ALL, 471 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:27,128 ANY TOILET SPARKLE. 472 00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:35,462 NO! 473 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:39,920 I CAN'T DO THIS. 474 00:20:40,045 --> 00:20:41,337 CUT! 475 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:43,629 I'M SORRY. 476 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:45,753 I DON'T THINK I'M CUT OUT FOR ACTING. 477 00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:46,836 WAS? 478 00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:48,295 PROFESSIONAL ACTOR. 479 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,170 WELL, I'M NOT. 480 00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:53,212 I AM A FRY COOK. 481 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,753 THAT'S WHAT I AM, 482 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,753 AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. 483 00:20:56,836 --> 00:20:58,753 I'M SORRY TO WASTE YOUR TIME, MISTER. 484 00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:01,462 WAIT, WAIT! 485 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,087 EVER SO GENTLY. 486 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:07,753 MR. KRABS! 487 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:13,087 PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE. 488 00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:15,545 I PROMISE I'LL DO BETTER. 489 00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:17,087 PLEASE. 490 00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:20,337 - BOY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? 491 00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:24,295 YOU'RE GONNA LET THE LITTLE GUY GO. 492 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,753 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO. 493 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:27,504 PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO, MR. KRABS! 494 00:21:27,629 --> 00:21:30,545 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LITTLE GUY THAT DOESN'T WANT TO GO! 495 00:21:30,753 --> 00:21:32,003 - ALL RIGHT, BOY-O. 496 00:21:32,128 --> 00:21:33,003 I WON'T GET RID OF YOU 497 00:21:33,128 --> 00:21:35,753 ON ONE CONDITION. 498 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,629 OH, BOY. 499 00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:41,295 IN THE WORLD. 500 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,836 - HEY, WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE? 501 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,379 I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. 502 00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:50,295 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com